09x06 - Elements Part 5: Slime Central

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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09x06 - Elements Part 5: Slime Central

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[ Quacking ]

[Warble, zap! ]

[ Roars ]

J‘ "Adventure Time" I

I Come on, grab your friends I

I We'll go to very
messed—up lands I

I With Firm and Jake,
Ice King, and Betty J“

J” Who knows how it will end? I

J” It's "Adventure Time" J”

J‘J‘

Okay, we'll find the crown,
grab the jewel,

and then give a couple tugs
on the skyhooks!

Got it!

Here's some trail mix
for the road!

You think Betty and Simon
hanging out is a good thing?

Totally.

They‘re two wackadoo peas
in a wackadoodle pod.

Something about it makes me feel
weird in the ethics.

Well, you don't want to stare at
happiness too hard, you know?

Why?

‘Cause it stares back, man.

Slime Town is mad nasty.

Let‘s blend in.

Yeesh.

This smells like the locker room
of a gym for dead fish.

Eh, you get used to it,
though.

That's the great thing
about smells.

Man, where is everyone?

[Bass thumping]

Skate size?

Uh, 10.

Universal.

Aw, man!

Okay, you look dope.

[Music blares]

[ Gasps ]

Whoa.

Slime Princess
got big.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

DJ Plop ——
DJ—DJ Plop Drops!

Get ready to plop drooop!

Jake, look!

The crown!

Harness me, bro.

Gonna get that jewel!

Re—re—re—rejected!

Her slime's tougher
than it looks.

LSP: Finn, Jake!

Over here!

LSP!

I'm not LSP anymore.
I‘m LSP.

Oh, 'cause you‘re
Lumpy SlimePr/‘ncess.

Bingo!

You guys on a team yet?

Why do we need teams?

No, you can't be
on my team.

Me and Spurtle Princess
are gonna win it all.

Right, girls?

What are ——
What are you...?

[Crowd chanting "Snack pack!“ ]

Oh, Glob!

[Chanting continues]

What's going on?

Blechfast Princess,
Bileberry Princess,

and Hot Blob Princess
are about to skate.

The Snack Pack!

Oh, yay.
The snack hacks are here.

[ Chuckles ]

Snack hacks.
Did you hear that?

Party splat.

You got something
to say?

Snack Pack,
more like...

Stink Pack!

Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.

We challenge you
to a skate battle!

Skate battle!
Byow—byow—byow!

Wawawa!

Classic street
slime rules ——

quack grinds,
sheering the duck,

or insincere hot—dogging

will result
in instant disqualification!

First up....

The Bearnicks!

J‘J‘

[Cheers and applause]

Move over, Party Splat.

J‘J‘

Time for the Midnight Snack.

Mid!

Night!

Snack!

Ah.

[Cheers and applause]

And the winner is...

Wawa!

Snack Pack!

As always,
the prize is absorption

into the body
of our bumpin' leader.

[Crowd chanting
“Skate to assimilate!"]

[ Laughter]

Isn‘t assimilation
amazing?

No! It‘s horrifying.

It might be comfy,

like a hug that turns you
into a hug.

What happens
to the losers?

They go in the losers‘ cage,

and they‘re stripped
of their skating rights!

Oh.

New plan!

—We enter the contest...
— Yeah.

-...win...
— Of course.

...then I grab the jewel

and you stretch us
on out of that bod.

Won‘t we get absorbed,
though?

We'll just believe in ourselves
way too much.

She can‘t absorb us
if we're self—absorbed.

Okay, but you need
a three—person

team to
compete,

and I'm taken!

What?

We had a vote
and you're out.

But I'm the plucky
underdog!

No, you‘re just terrible.

Abracajamiel
can do the splits.

Whoo!

Whatever!

Nyah!

Attention,
super cool party people!

My new, totally awesome team,
The Lumps,

challenges my old team,
The Stupids,

to a skate battle.

[Cheers and applause]

First up...

The Lumps.

Start the b*at, Plop—D!

No, wait.
Discontinue the b*at.

[ Music stops]

What are you doing, man?

This!

[ Fiddle playing ]

Ah!

[Crowd murmuring]

That's not dancing!

I know!
It's better.

[Groans]

Okay, we can still
save this, Finn.

Lights!

J‘J‘

[Crowd murmuring, whistling]

Hyah!

Whoa! Aah!

[ Crowd booing ]

We got to do the lift.

[ Crowd oohs ]

[Applause]

They love me.
I'm a true Cinderella story.

Aah!

[Grunts]

Aah!

[Groaning]

Wa-waa!

The Stupids win
by default!

Whoo!

Ahh.

No! I can still do this!
I know I can.

Ah, well.

This isn't how
it‘s supposed to happen.

We blew it.

Eh, it‘ll work out
somehow.

The winners
will now be rewarded

with glorious absorption!

[Crowd chanting
“Skate to assimilate!"]

[ Laughter]

Today‘s losers
will now be punished.

P—P—P—Punished!

With shameful absorption!

Take them 'round back.

[Wheel squeaking]

Hey, this isgonna
work out somehow.

I've got the loser sticks!

Poke the losers.

Whoo.
[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, whoo.

Yes!

Take me,
Slime Princess!

Huh!
Hold onto me.

This place
really is supes comfy.

[Grunting]

Yoink.

Oh, I'm starting to turn.

Pull us out, Jake.

In a minute.

What?!

It's like being in a warm bath
full of snot.

Aah! We're trapped!

It'll work out somehow.

[Gasps ] Jake, no!
Fight the slime!

I'm having
the slime of my life.

[ Chuckles ]

Jake.

I may as well
give in to it.

Maybe Simon
will save 000.

This isn't an uplifting
underdog ending.

You're still here?

I'm not assimilating.

And no one can see
my cool outfit

through all this
lumpin‘s slime.

[Groans]

Looks like LSP is too much of
a killjoy for our Slime
Queen!

She's gonna be rejected!

Aah!

[ Both groan ]

Em—Em—Em—Embarrassing!

Y‘all are bounced.

Jerks.

I got the jewel,
but I lost Jake.

[Warbles]

You‘re not
a Slime person?

No, I totally faked it.

I just saw
this lumpalicious party,

and I was like,
“These are my people!“

But even though I shoplifted
this super-cool outfit,

I still didn‘t fit in.

I guess I don‘t
fit in... anywhere!

[ Crying ]

Jake could fit in anywhere.

Whatever happened,
he was always like,

"It'll work out."

Stop being so selfish, Finn!
I'm the one hurting here!

You don't even know what
it‘s like to be an underdog.

You and Jake always win ——
always!

You're right, LSP.
We do.

Don't worry, Jake! I vow to
get you back in shape.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my Glob,
this is it!

The crowd—pleasing climax

where the beautiful underdog
gets the hunk.

Rom—com style!

J” Come along with me J”

J” And the butterflies and bees J”

This party is so crazy!
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