[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins chirp]
[Screeches]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
[Quacks]
J“ “Adventure Time“ J“
I Come on, grab your friends J“
J‘ We're going to
very distant lands I
J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J‘
J“ The fun will never end r
J‘ It‘s “Adventure Time“ I
Vroom, vroom!
[Imitates crash]
Vroom, vroom, vroom!
TREE TRUNKS: Sweet P!
[Sweet P gasps]
Come and get it, Sweet P.
Oh, boy!
Breakfast porridge.
Mmm.
I think I must have the most
perfect life in the whole world.
Oh, that's lovely.
What about you, Mama?
Is your life perfect?
Me?
Yes, Sweet P.
I'm the happiest mama
in the whole world.
Oh, no, Mama!
You're sad!
No, no, sweetie.
That's just something
that happens
when grown-ups think about
their lives for too long.
[Telephone ringing]
MR. PIG:
Honey, can you get that?
Thanks, sweetie.
Hello?
Tree Trunks?
Tree Trunks, it's me, Randy.
Wow, it's so great
to hear your voice.
Randy?
Forgive me for being so bold,
but, Tree Trunks,
I must see you.
I don‘t think that's
a very good idea, Randy.
Tree Trunks, please!
Um, okay, hold on.
Who was that, sweetie?
That was, uh, the school.
There‘s a parent—teacher
conference I need to go to.
ReaHy?
Isn't it my turn this time?
No, because, um...
...it's my turn?
Well, if you say so.
Be back soon.
Okay.
Uh, bye.
[Bike bell rings]
The future's wild.
[Bell jingles]
We did it, babe.
We finally graduated
high school.
Yes, Randy, we did.
[Clears throat]
Tree Trunks,
would you sign my yearbook?
I sure will, Cookie.
Do you want me to sign
on my fencing photo,
my Homecoming Queen photo,
my horseback riding club
photo --
Would you sign
your swim team photo?
Yes.
Th at's my favorite.
When you get done with that
kid stuff, let me know.
I got grown—up stuff to discuss.
I was about to say
the same thing to you.
Randy, I've decided to
take some time for myself
and see the world.
I'm 18 and I need adventure,
Randy.
I need -—
What?
Baby...
[Gasps]
...let me be your adventure.
Okay, why not?
[Camera shutter flashes]
Kiss her, son!
[Camera shutter flashes]
Our wedding photos are here.
Just in time for the honeymoon.
Babe?
It's over, Randy.
I'm a wild child.
Goodbye.
"Goodbye, Randy."
[Chuckles]
— Okay.
— Hmm?
Oh, Randy, I‘m so sorry
you went to all this trouble.
- Huh?
- I mean, I'm flattered,
but I have a family now
and I can't run away with you.
That —- Tree Trunks,
that's not why I asked you here.
TREE TRUNKS: It's not?
RANDY:
N0. Ijust wanted to ask you
for my grandmother's ring back.
Oh.
I'm going to propose to
my girlfriend this weekend.
I've got the chocolate
and the flowers,
but I need that ring.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I threw that ring
down a bottomless pit.
Oh, no!
No, wait, that's not right.
I used that ring to propose
to my second husband, Danny.
Oh, no.
Oh, Danny.
At sea,
I made a new life for myself.
Mr. Faidutti.
Yes, Captain Tree Trunks.
Mr. Faidutti,
pick up that mop, you bug.
Mm—hmm.
PIRATE:
Captain Tree Trunks,
we‘re approaching a ship
off the port bow!
Good.
Drown all but the tightest men.
- No!
—Impudence.
I beg of you, madam,
while I am tight,
my brother is not,
and yet I love him.
Hmm.
My name is Daniel Prince.
This is my brother, Peanut.
Please look into your heart
and pity him,
for though our family
is quite wealthy,
he has had a difficult life.
You are a very beautiful
elephant,
but I fear your bandit ways
have made you hard.
TREE TRUNKS:
He was right.
I left my post that very day
so that I could spend
the rest of my life with Danny.
[Smooching]
That evening, we were wed.
[Mumbling incoherently]
Peanut?
Kiss my mouth, baby!
Yeah.
[Smooching]
TREE TRUNKS: My joy, however,
would be short-lived.
Was Danny smooth?
Yes.
Was Danny tight?
But was he a liar?
Yes, yes, yes!
[Screeches]
A liar in cahoots
with Mr. Faidutti
to get me away from my ship.
I marooned Danny,
and I kaboomed Mr. Faidutti.
No more tight men.
That Danny was really,
really, really something.
Okay, I get it.
But what about the ring?
What happened next?
I savvily invested
my pirate treasure
and became a powerful
shipping magnate.
[Knock on door]
Come in.
Uh, I'm Wyatt,
your new secretary.
These flowers are from
Robot Body Moe.
Oh, again?
Throw those in the trash.
Okay, ma'am.
They're a little --
a little big.
Oh, boy.
The other way, like a vase.
[Groaning]
[Sobbing]
TREE TRUNKS:
He melted my heart.
[Cheers and applause]
Hey—hey!
Somebody kiss me now!
TREE TRUNKS:
I sold the company
and gave all my money
to the King of 000.
Swim with me, Wyatt,
you sweet boy.
Oh, uh --
[Laughs]
I'm never wearing clothes again!
I, uh, might keep my shirt on.
TREE TRUNKS:
I thought Glob had told me,
"Here's someone
who needs your love."
But what he really
must've said was,
"Go suck an egg, Tree Trunks."
No more pie.
But that's my pie.
You're draining my life away.
[Whines]
Take care of me!
No. You've emptied me
of my joie de vivre.
[Groaning]
I've got the ring!
If I don't give it back,
it means we're still in love!
I'm throwing it
in a bottomless pit!
Wyatt threw my ring in a pit?
Yeah, sorry about that.
Uh -— Huh?
Aah!
[Grunts]
[Groans]
Mr. Pig,
what are you doing here?
I followed you because
I was afraid that --
And now I see you.
Oh, no.
I just wanted
my grandma's ring back.
And I just didn't want you
to worry over nothing.
R—Really?
Oh, geez.
WYA'I‘I':
There you are!
How could you, Tree Trunks?
Wyatt?
You've been following me?
You wish, babe.
I've been following him to you!
But if Tree Trunks is gonna be
stepping out on her man
with one of her exes,
it's gonna be me!
[Groans]
Tree Trunks, help me.
I need you.
My ring!
- Just give me...
-[Groaning]
My suck—suck ring.
Aha!
Gotcha!
[Laughs]
[Groans]
Um, I'm sorry
I didn't trust you.
Ijust know you've had
a lot of adventures in the past
and things are
kind of boring now.
It's true.
I sometimes miss
those wild times,
but back then, I couldn't even
tell the difference
between a good adventure
and a bad one.
I was just a leaf in the wind,
blown about by my whims.
But now I‘m on solid ground.
You and Sweet P are my, uh...
Your greatest adventure?
Yeah.
Whoa, what the..
Is that Wyatt?
- Tree Trunks?
—[Both smooch]
What the heck
is going on in here?
J“ Come along with me I
r And the butterflies and bees J‘
This party is so crazy!