03x16 - Silents, Please!/ Gorilla My Dreams

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day,
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

Cat:
the envelope, please.

Dog:
righty-o, cat.

The electric bill, please.

Stuffing.

Lick away.

Licking.

And the stamp.

Dog!

Dog, what are you doing?

I'm just helping
you pay bills,
like always.

You always eat the stamps?

Sometimes I eat the bills.

Oh! Well, no wonder
the city's threatening
to kick us out of the house!

We've got no money
in the bank...

( Coughing )

And ( wheezing )
I'm losing my voice!

That's weird... Me, too.

Anchorman:
we interrupt whatever drivel
you've been watching

For this bulletin.

Nearburg is in the grips
of two epidemics.

First, everyone is
going colorblind

And we're also
getting laryngitis.

That's right!

Everyone's losing their voice!

( Voice fading out ):
soon, the whole town
will be silent.

( Silent movie-style
music playing )

( Silent movie-style
music continues )

( Silent movie-style
music continues )

( Silent movie-style
music continues )

( Silent movie-style
music continues )

( Doorbell barks/meows )

Doesn't this bonehead
have anything better to do?

Oops!

Cat, you can talk!

I can talk!

You can talk!

I can talk!

We can both talk!

Uh-oh, the mean old
rabbit man can talk, too.

Rancid:
excuse me!

Please don't take
our house away.

We'll get you the money.

We promise, we promise.

Please, please,
please!

Please,
please, please!

Who cares about your house?

I've got a big
boxing match tonight

And I was hoping that you could
lend me some hand cream

Because boxing really
dries out my skin

Especially around the neck.

What did he say?

What did you say?

What are you guys saying?

Anchorman:
attention nearburg!

This just in.

The colorblindness and
laryngitis epidemics are over.

Make way for the big
ear infection epidemic.

Am I still on?

Did someone say cut?

Dog:
the ultimate battle:
dog versus coconuts!

Oh, dog, remind me
to bring these bottles

In for recycling
tomorrow.

Uh, could you remind
me to remind you?

Could I remind
him to...

Hey, cat, how do you
open a cuckoo nut?

Oh, never mind that,
we have to get ready

For bowling night!

Mervis and dunglap
are going to be
here any minute.

Boy, these new bowling
shirts sure are snazzy!

Well, we want our team
to look good when we win

The nearburg open
bowling tournament next week.

( Doorbell rings )

That must be
mervis and dunglap.

Boy, where have
you guys been?

We're ready
to go... Rilla!

Go-rilla?

Gorilla!

Hey there, fella.

How ya doing?

You want to come in?

Are you crazy?

Don't invite that
gorilla into this house!

( Laughing )

Aw, I bet he doesn't have
anyplace else to go!

Let's let him stay here.

Please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, please!

( Whimpering )

Dog, under no
circumstances

Is a gorilla staying
in this house!

Now, shoo!

Go on, scram!

Would you stop that?

See, cat, he really likes you!

I don't like him.

I told you we
should've left earlier.

If you knew how to drive
we'd have been on time.

Oh. Yeah, like you can...
Gorilla?

You better believe
I can gorilla.

Wha?

Cool, catdog's got
a gorilla!

We do not have
a gorilla.

What're you
talking about?

He's right there!

I know where he is, mervis.

So what's he
doing here?

Leaving!

Now, help me get him
out of here!

Oh no, not me.

No thank you
very much

That's a very
good way

To get
yourself hurt.

Nope, no siree, bob.

I'll just stay
right over...

Ow, my wrist!

Ow, I think I broke
my wrist!

Good going, mervis!

Now, mervis,
are you sure
it's broken?

Does it hurt
if I do this?

No.

Yes!

Observation: small birds
and large bowling balls

Are a very bad combination.

Here we go!

One more strike and I win.

Well, looks like I win.

Thank goodness for gooey glue,
the stickiest glue around.

The catdog team
has arrived!

Prepare yourselves for
the agony of our feet!

Snack time!

He'd better not rip my shirt.

Another perfect game.

That gorilla's going to
murderize us at the tournament.

Yeah, now catdog's
team is unbeatable.

Duh, mervis bowls
a lot better now
that he's a gorilla.

Does this mean
he gets to stay
with us, cat?

You bet it does, dog.

Yeah, I'm a
gorilla owner!

At least until we win
the big tournament.

Man:
that's how
to bowl, mack.

Maybe I'll spend the prize money
on a fabulous vacation.

Keep practicing gorilla.

Oh, nice power!

Keep working on the aim!

( Sighs deeply )

Cat, I think there's
something wrong

With gorilla.

What! Wrong?

Did he pull a muscle?

No, I think
he's depressed.

Oh, dog, dog, dog, dog

You don't know the first
thing about gorillas!

He's very happy,
trust me!

Snack time!

Did someone say
snack time?

Hey, winslow, have you
met our new bowling partner?

Man, that is one
depressed gorilla!

He is not depressed!

( Grunts )

( Muffled ):
what? Are you nuts?

( Winslow whimpering )

Cat:
what are you doing?

Get up, up boy, up!

( Sobbing and groaning )

Come on, here we go.

Nice gorilla.

( Straining )

I told you, cat,
he's depressed

And now he
can't bowl.

But the tournament's
in a few hours

And we can't win
without him.

Get up!

( Straining )

Cat, I was wrong,
he doesn't belong here.

You got that right.

He belongs at
the bowling alley!

No, I mean he doesn't
belong here, living with us.

What? It was your idea!

You're the one
who begged me

To let him stay here.

I know, but he isn't happy.

Maybe he misses
his family.

Is that it, boy?

Look, cat,
I was right--

He does miss
his family.

I don't care, it's bowling time.

Look, I took you in when you had
no place else to go.

You owe me!

Now, get off that
big, dumb monkey butt

And bowl-- bowl like
you never bowled before!

Um, cat, you're
being mean.

No, it is called
tough love.

It's called
tough meanness.

If we found out
we had family out there

Nothing could stop
us from finding them.

Oh, but, bowling...

And we've never...
Won the tournament.

How are we going to find
a bunch of gorillas?

No problema-- if you're
looking for silverbacks

Just go to the kampupu mountains
in far-off kenya.

How about the zoo?

Closer, cheaper, go for it.

So, we're going
to help him

Find his family,
right, cat?

Yeah, on one condition.

( Clears throat )

We...

Will help you find
your family, right?

But only if you agree
to bowl with us

In the tournament!

( Jabbering )

Hi-ho gorilly!

I don't know
where else to
look, dog.

You're not giving up,
are you?

Oh, come on, dog.

Who are we kidding?

Do you have any
idea how huge
this world is?

We'll never find
these gorillas.

How you doing?

I can't even
explain to you

How completely
impossible this is!

Found them.

Isn't this just
beautiful, cat?

Oh, yeah, you
bet it is.

That is so nice.

Look at them.

Okay, so, you miss them,
they miss you.

Look, we had an agreement

Remember?

The tournament.

We find your family,
you come bowling.

Ring any bells?

( Grunting ):
bowling?

Yeah, another strike!

We're going
to win, cat.

Not a chance, dog,
not a chance.

Not with this
new team around.

Don't worry, cat,
we can still win

The ping-pong
tournament.

All ( grunting ):
ping-pong!

[Captioning sponsored by the
u.s. Department of education

And nickelodeon]

♪ One fine day,
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪