03x18 - Rinky Dinks/ Hypno-Teased

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day,
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

Radio announcer:
good morning, nearburg!

Well, that wonderful
winter storm dropped

Inches of the
powdery whiteness on us.

The roads are iced over
so don't be in a rush

'Cause this snow
will slow you down.

Ah, it will slow you down

Unless you've harnessed
the power of...

Oh, how should I say...
A simpler creature?

Oh, yes, I feel like jack london
racing across the alaskan tundra

Afraid of nothing!

( Dog panting )

Water!?

Oh-ho--
that's something... No, no!

( Screaming )

( Crying for help )

Wet, wet, water

Moisture, help, no!

( Screams )

Relax, lake nearburg
is frozen over.

Rancid:
get your ice skates

Who needs ice skates?

You can't glide friction-free
without your ice skates.

It's just $ an hour
and a $ dollar deposit.

Oh, cat, can we
go ice-skating?

Huh, please?
Can we go
ice-skating?

No, there is
no way, ice is
just hard water.

Come on, kitty cat,
it's plenty thick, see?

You only weigh a quarter-pound!

( Slow laughing )

( Crashes ) oh-ho, oh-ho, cold...

Well, I guess so.

Dog:
come on, cat.

Cat:
don't rush me!

( Straining )

Ooh, it's, uh, kind of
slippery... Kind of slidey

And it's cold.

Oh, it's still slippery!

Whoa, look out,
catdog coming through!

Oh, yeah?

Watch this!

Ta-dah!

A double axel?

That's nothing--
I'm going to do a triple!

( Grunts )

Ya-ha!

Oh, please, you
want to see a jump?

We'll show you a jump.

Ready, dog?

Whoa!

( Grunting )

Dog:
oh, easy there...
Don't get too fancy!

Ta-dah!

( Smacks )

Wow-- a broken axel!

Ah... What was that?

Shriek:
that's our hockey puck,
you hockey puck!

So, hand it over!

And then you can
slip-slide away!

'Cause this here's
our hockey rink!

Lake nearburg
doesn't belong to you!

No-- we're just
taking it!

Ah, uh, oh, no,
you're not!

How would you like
a one-way trip to fist-ville?

Ah, no, thank you.

Stop, stop!

There is only one way
to settle this--

With a hockey game!

What?

The winner rules the lake!

( Whispering ):
dog, bad idea-- what if I
fall through the ice

And get you know, wet?

It held the hippo,
it'll hold you!

I'll play!

Me, too.

I'm in!

I'm not sure about this...

What's a matter,
you're chicken?

( Squawking )

I'll do it!

( Growling )

Let's... Rumble!

( Growling )

Yipes!

All right-- goal!

( Breathless ):
here we go... This is
it, so far so good...

Body check!

( Laughing )

Ow!

Good block, mervis!

Ah...

Goal!

( Wind whistling )

Here it is--

Smasheroo!

Goal!

Ouch!

( Screams )

Goal!

Ow... Time out!

All right-- hot cocoa's up!

( Cheering )

Can we quit now?

Sounds like a good plan!

Yeah, the ice
is starting to melt anyway.

Melting?

Melt... Ah-- cold and wet!

Oh, help me, help me!

( g*ng jeering cat )

What a loser!

Duh, he makes me
look huge and brave
like paul bunyan!

( Laughing ):
forget chickens, from now on

Cat's the biggest
coward in the
animal kingdom!

Come on, harry,
don't be such a cat!

Oh, what do you
say, cat--

It is hopeless.

Maybe we should
just give up.

Excuse me?

Do I know you?

Ha?

Because the dog I know
would never give up!

And I didn't know...

That's how pigs and weasels
and birds react to adversity!

And as for you--

( Puzzled ):
who are you?

Hey, pal,
I'm just standing here.

Oh... Well, anyway--

I'm tired of running away

So for once

I'm not going to be scared
of the melting ice!

And...

I am not going to be
scared of the greasers!

( All gasp )

Cat is right!

Yeah!

Let's rumble!

Let's do it!

That's the spirit--

Let's go!

( Hooting excitedly )

( Humming softly )

( Growling )

Looking good, looking good...

Cat:
that's the spirit--
good job, lube!

( Cheering )

Goal!?

Lucky sh*t!

Ah!

Lucky block!

( Breaking glass )

That's the spirit!

( Cheering )

Oh, yeah, uh-huh!

We're bad!

Oh, yeah!

Cat:
that's the spirit, oh, yeah!

The score is tied!

One more goal
and the ice is ours!

Oh, yeah!

Of course, there may not
be much left.

Dog:
wow, that ice is really
melting away, now.

And the water
looks cold.

Water-schmater,
let's go get that goal.

( Cheering )

( Growling )

I got it, I got it, I got--

♪ La, la, la... ♪

( Crunches )

Dog:
don't, don't break
our mother's back!

( Panting )

( Screaming )

( Splashes )

Yeah!

Boom-boom splat!
Boom-boom splat!

Boom-boom splat!
Boom-boom splat!

The ice is ours!

Yeah...!

Well, that's more of
a moral victory.

How we are we going to
get across, patton?

Leave that to me, dog.

Phew, back on dry land.

You didn't get wet,
did you?

Nope, dry as a bone.

( Creaking )

Mm, that was

A great hockey game,
wasn't it, cat?

Boy, we really showed those
greasers, huh, buddy?

( With clenched teeth ):
ah, yeah.

That's the spirit!

Cat:
okay, right hand green.

Spin, dog!

Dog!

Upper purple.

No problem, right paw.

( Straining )

Come on, purple.

Come on.

Dog, quit pulling.

'Cause I'm about to win!

Hey, it's here!

Hi-ho diggity!

Ah!

Oh, it's here,
it's here!

It is finally here!

Still time to win.

Come on, upper purple!

I cannot wait,
I cannot wait.

I cannot wait,
I cannot wait.

He's out of control,
but you're pathetic!

( Snickers )

Winslow:
see what I mean?

You're right, I am pathetic.

Aw, cheer up, cat

'Cause we've got...
Da-da-da-ta-da!

This!

Ew, gross!

What is
that thing?

It's a
desiccated
monkey's paw!

Yeah, it's for
hypnotizing people!

Dog, hypnosis is not hip!

It's complete nonsense!

Is not.

You think you
can just wave this

In somebody's face

And they go into
a hypnotic trance?

'Deed I do!

Dog!

Cat:
I got something
here for you.

( Squabbling )

What do you think, winslow?

These guys are
ridiculous, right?

Winslow?

Look at winslow.

I told ya!

I waved it,
now he's in
a trance!

Someone owes
me an apology!

Oh, yeah, right!

He is so faking.

Winslow!

Winslow!

It says here
to give him

A hypnotic
suggestion

Like, when I say "hippopotamus"

You will dance
on a cassava melon

While juggling
deli meats and
singing

"Turkey in
the straw."

I'd love to listen
to you argue all day

But I don't want to
miss bowling night.

Yeah, right,
bye, winslow.

Faker!

Hey, winslow,
hippopotamus!

Hippo what?

Oh, please!

He's faking!

♪ There's a turkey
in the straw! ♪

♪ There's a turkey in the hay! ♪

What are you mugs staring at?

And what's with this baloney?

Okay, maybe he's not faking.

Aha!

Ha! Pathetic!

Come on, the stupid gutter's
too big is the problem.

Aw, buck up, little
old kitty cat!

When I say
"brussels sprout"

You will be an
awesome bowler!

Brussels sprout!

Yes! !

Incredible!

Try another one, dog.

Okay, when I say "rug burn"

You will be an awesome dancer!

All:
rug burn!

( Disco music playing )

The cat has disco fever
and I love it!

( Chanting ):
go cat! Go cat! Go cat!

I owe you
an apology, dog.

Hypnotism works!

You're just wasting
that hypnotism stuff

On bowling and dancing.

Huh?

Well, winslow's right.

With this new power,
the world is our oyster.

But I'm allergic to shellfish.

We could use this on everyone.

Like who?

Like the greasers.

Did I just
say that?

That's it!

Come on, dog.

What dopes!

Hey, quit laughing
at our friends.

Yeah!

Hippopotamus.

Hippo? I was faking it!

Hypnotism doesn't work!

Catdog's going to walk
straight into a pounding

And I'm going
to sell tickets!

Should we
warn catdog?

Nah, this is
too sweet!

Let's buy
tickets!

But cat, hypnotism
should be used for fun

Not to hurt the greasers!

Oh, we're not
going to hurt them...

Just humiliate them to tears!

And then maybe we'll hurt them,
a little.

Don't mind us, catdog.

We're just here for the show.

Cat:
greasers!

I must be living right.

Hey, what's
going on?

It's pounding time
and apparently catdog
now delivers!

Listen up,
grease boneheads!

We have something
we'd like to show you.

Yeah, well, make it snappy.

We only have ten minutes
to pound you.

( Chuckles )

Go to work, maestro.

When I say
"marshmallow"

You will kiss
cat's feet!

Marsha-mellow!

Uh, cat, it's not
hypno-working.

Maybe you're not
swinging it fast enough.

Hey, if it's
okay by you

We're going to
start the pounding now.

Marshma...

But I don't understand.

Welcome to my world.

Get him!

The greasers' brains
must not be

Big enough
to hypnotize.

I got it!

I'll hypnotize you!

Good, I like that,
fast!

When I say "sauerkraut"

You will be
a black belt
karate champion!

Sauerkraut!

Whoa!

( Grunting like karate expert )

This is going
to cost extra!

Tall one, defeat the
cat who challenges us.

His muscles are large,
but his brain is small.

You are my
best warrior!

Seize the cat!

My fists will soon have
homes in your face!

Say good night, grease stains!

All:
good night, grease stains.

Pretty amazing, huh?

But for an extra ,
I got one last surprise!

Hey, cat, this
whole hypnosis thing
is just a crock!

Get lost, rat!

Make me.

Fine.

Hippopotamus.

Dog?

Hippo-hippopotamus!

So long, suckers.

Okay, winslow was faking it.

So what?

You really did karate chop
the greasers, right?

Yeah, but...

So, forget the monkey's paw!

If you believe you can do it,
you can do it!

You're right, dog!

Okay, I believe!

Say good night, catdog.

I believe I'm the
world's fastest cat!

That'll work.

Oh, man.

I've been looking
for this thing for years.

♪ Oh, turkey in the straw! ♪

♪ Turkey in the hay! ♪

♪ Monkey in the street! ♪

[Captioning sponsored by the
u.s. Department of education

And nickelodeon]

♪ One fine day,
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

♪ Catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪