03x19 - CatDog Candy/ Movin' On Up

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

It's superb! It's delish!

Fulfills your every candy wish!

The rancid bar!

It's made from tar!

So buy, buy, buy my candy bar...

Cat:
this is the last time
I'm going to say this, dog.

We're having whitefish chub
for lunch.

Dog:
oh, yuck! Yow...!

Hey, what the...!

Watch what you're doing!

But I want
a moldy beef sub!

Whitefish chub!

Moldy beef sub!

Chub!

Sub!

Chub!

Sub!

( Both growling )

Uh-oh.

Chub, chub, chub!sub, sub, sub!

Oh, cut it...sub, sub, sub...

Here's your sub!

( Crashing, grunting )

( Yelling )

Yikes!

( Crashing, grunting
and yelling... )

Cat:
ooh... Ooh!

Dog:
ow...

Cat:
I got ya!

( Panting and grunting )

Chub... Chub...sub... Sub...

( expl*si*n )

( Panting )

Now look what you've done!

Hey, I wasn't
in that fight cloud by myself.

Holy donuts, you guys are pigs!

( Sniffing )

Call me crazy, but
youse fellas smell good!

Mmm... Mmm... Tasty...

Mmm... Amazing...

In fact, that's the best candy
I ever tasted

In my long and colorful life!

Candy?

Ten times better

Than that crud
rancid rabbit churns out.

( Slurping )

It's lickable
heaven!

Mmm...

( Chuckling )

( Gulps )

Wow!

Mmm... It is good!

Good?! It's hi-ho
diggity-licious!

I feel warm and happy.

Full of sweet-tasting love.

Youse got to make
more of this stuff

And share it with the world.

The rat is right!

But we don't know
the ingredients.

How we going to make more?

The same way we did before!

( Grunting )

Hey!

( Growling )

( Crashing, grunting,
and yelling... )

Oof!

Oh...

Doesn't quite
taste right.

Maybe another egg.

Maybe I should
have smacked you

With more sugar!

( Grunting and yelling... )

I'm not even asking any more.

You guys are nuts!

( Grunting and yelling... )

Must... Share candy
with world, but...
Too tired.

( Panting ):
yeah... Me, too.

If only we had some sort of

Candy-making
fighting machine.

Wait, wait, wait,
I've got a better idea!

You see that light bulb?!
( Laughs )

Let's make a candy-making
fighting machine!

Wow, you're
a genius, cat!

Cat:
mervis, dunglap...

As employees
of the catdog candy company

You will be in charge
of making our candy.

Welcome to... Ta-da!

The sugar shaker!

W-what is it?

It's a candy-making
fighting machine!

( Laughs )

That's my cat!

It's not dangerous, is it?

Quit whining,
you big baby.

At least we got a job.

Oh, it's as safe
as mother's milk, mervy.

But, uh, keep the hard hats on.

Fire it up, dog!

f*ring, cat!

Heh...?

( Grunting... )

( Mervis and dunglap gurgling )

( Whirring, smacking, grunting )

( Both scream )

( Grunting and crashing )

( Screaming )

( Grunting )

( Screaming )

( Screaming )

( Screaming )

Cat:
and now the world

Will taste our creation!

Oh, gee, cat,
I hope they like it.

Magnifique!

Magnifico!

Not bad.

( Music playing )

Catdog candy is the most
popular candy in the world!

And no one is buying
my rancid candy anymore!

They're going to ruin me!

That why you g*ons
are going to steal

The secret to
catdog's candy!

We're the perfect g*ons
for the job!

( Greasers laughing )

Man:
I can't wait! I'm going to
get me a whole mess of it!

( Crowd talking excitedly )

Greetings,
fellow candy lovers!

Please step lively for
the : factory tour!

Whoa!

Ahem... Hey there,
cutie pie.

( Giggling )

And here's where
we fight to make you
the best candy!

Now, if you
just come this way...

If you stick around

I'll give youse
my own private tour, huh?

( Grunts )

Whoa!

Oh! Ow!

He thinks I'm cute!

Rancid:
so, they're using the old
machine that makes people fight
and creates candy trick, eh?

Good work!

Thanks.
Need anything else?

As a matter of fact, I do.

This wasn't
what I had in mind!

I'll show catdog.

Any candy they can make

I can make better!

Get ready for
rockin' rancid candy!

When this is over, duh,
will I be an astronut?

( All groaning )

( Grunting )

( Grunting and groaning... )

( Screaming... )

Hmm... ( Gags )

Ech! If I can't b*at catdog,
I'll destroy them!

( Grunts, groans )

Dog:
bye-bye!

Thanks!

Oh, dog, dog, dog.

It just doesn't get
any better than this.

( Rumbling... )

What's that?

Catdog, we're here to
put you out of business!

Never! We will fight!

Charge!

( Cliff shouting )

Here they come!

Let's hit them with
a butterscotch b*mb!

My coiffure!

Negative effect!

Maim them
with a marshmallow m*ssile!

( Cackling )

Time to bring out...
( Grunting )

The heavy a*tillery.

Aim... Fire!

Rancid:
incoming!

Direct hit!

( All cheer )

Dog...
We have no choice.

We got to go with...

The nuclear nougat!

( Gasps )

Okay.

( Alarm blaring... )

( expl*si*n )

Prepare
the finishing touch.

Get...
The malted milk balls!

( Gulping )

Ah...

Are your nostrils at the ready?

Ready, cat!

Hi-ho, diggity!

Take that, and that!

( Laughing )

Good, good, good!

What do we do now, sir?!

When you put your hand
into a bunch of goo

That a moment before

Was your best friend's face

You know what to do!

Let's run away!

Good plan!

Oh, yeah!

Dog, come to
think of it

This is what it
just doesn't get
any better than.

Aah!

Ehh!

Aah!

Randolph:
ladies and gentlemen

A dramatic announcement.

Everyone's going bald!

Didn't make my hair fall out.

Hola. I am lola caricola

And I have discovered why
everyone's hair is falling out.

Blame it on catdog candy!

Both:
uh-oh...

Dog, it just doesn't get
any worse than this.

( Crowd shouting angrily )

I knew this job was
too good to be true.

Get them!

( Smacks, bangs )

( Crowd muttering angrily )

None of this
would have happened

If we'd had whitefish chub
for lunch!

Moldy beef sub!

Chub! Chub!
Sub! Sub!

( Grunting )

Mmm... This is
the best batch ever!

( Laughs )

Mmm... Tuna heads and heavy
cream and a sprig of rosemary.

Rosemary ain't going to get
any of mine.

I want furry bologna on my half.

( Sniffing )

Pizza night!

( Doorbell barks, meows )

( Barking )

Sorry... Always
wanted to do that.

( Sighs )

Oh... ( Mutters )

Perfect.

I'm sunshine
from the law firm

Of sunshine,
sunshine and sunshine.

No relation.

Um, uh... Lawyers?

( Whimpering )

I was in the library
all night.

Tell him, cat,
you got to back me up.

Your great-great
uncle horseduck
passed away

While running south
for the winter.

I didn't know we had
an uncle horseduck.

Zip it-- he's about
to give us something.

He left you this parcel of land.

Ooh!

Just...

Ouch!

Sunshine:
on the shore of
beautiful lake wanamaker.

Sorry for your loss.

Oh...

Oh... Oh, poor old
uncle horse...

What was his name,
horsed...?
Horseduck!

( Both crying )

Poor, poor, poor
uncle horsieduck.

Oh, why, why, why?

Both:
♪ we're gonna live
on a lake! ♪

♪ We're gonna live
on a lake! ♪

( Rooster crows )

Ah... One more day
I get to be me.

You sent for me?

I want to buy
horseduck's property.

Sorry, sir.

What, what, what?!

Horseduck left it
to catdog.

What are those morons
going to do with it?

♪ They're gonna
live on a lake! ♪

♪ They're gonna
live on a la... ♪

( Grunts )

Not if I can help it.

Dog, we're making
a fresh start.

I told you, pack
only your essentials.

I did... See?

( With scottish accent ):
very essential.

Ple...
( Grunts )

( Plays short tune )

Beautiful.

Let's go.

So long,
dreary old shack!

Hello, paradise!

What the...?

Huh?

Heh-heh.

So long, suckers.

Ha! Finally, I got this place
all to myself.

I miss our house!

Oh, me, too.

The rusty plumbing,
the leaky roof, the...

Broken door knobs. Ha!

Please, you're making me
miss it even more!

Oh, come on, dog,
don't you want to
live in paradise?

Yeah, but it can't be paradise
without our... ( Sniffles )

House!

Will you get up out of there?!

N... No! I love our house!

Dog... I don't care
if that house was the
last house on earth.

We are not going back for it!

Happy now?

Mm-hmm.

Lake wanamaker,
here we come!

Hi-house, diggity!

♪ There's a turkey in the straw,
there's a turkey in the straw ♪

( Humming tune )

♪ Turkey in the straw,
turkey in the straw ♪

( Humming, laughing )

Dog:
vroom, vroom...
( Makes car noises )

( Laughing )

Lake wanamaker is all mine.

Let's play a car game.

Okay, I spy with my
little eyes something...

Bye-bye.

Something bone-and-fish-shaped

Hurtling towards nearburg!

Um, that big, fluffy cloud?
No...

A butterfly? No...

Our stupid house!

Aah! Our house!

( Barking and meowing... )

( Grunting )

A little closer...
Almost there.

I... Got it!

( Barking and meowing )

Cat:
hey, hey!

Get away from there!

Go on, shoo! Get away!

Aah! Darn their dumb
catdog luck!

It's time to take
the kid gloves off.

Can we please forget
about this ridiculous
house now?!

No.

( Screams )

( Gurgling )

A real sweetheart,
huh?

Uh-oh...

( Screaming... )

Phew!

That was a close one.

( Barking and meowing )

Both:
whoa...

( Screaming )

Cat?

( Grumbling )

( Loud tear )

Oh... My face.

Oh... Get that thing off me!

Shoo, shoo, scram!

Go on, b*at it,
you mangy mutt!

Bad dog!

Leave my face alone!

( Whimpering )

( Snarls )

( Whimpering )

That's it! b*at it!
Scram! Get out of here!

I hate this house!

It's not over yet, catdog!

( Chuckling )

Payback with back pay.

Leaping lumbago!

( Screams )

Let's go, dog.

Not without our house.

Who cares
about the stupid house?!

I do.

Brr... Dog,
the car is gone.

So... We improvise!

( Groans )

( Creaking )

( Groaning )

I can't believe I'm still
pulling the thing.

And you wanted
to throw those old
roller-skates away.

I've had enough!

Dog, we're just going to
start over at the lake.

( Whines )

But this house is our past, cat.

You can't just abandon
your past!

Watch me!

Wow!

It's beautiful.

Come on, dog.

Only one more mile to paradise!

( Grunting )

( expl*si*n )

Cat:
what the...?

Rancid ( with french accent ):
er, sorry

About the big blast, gentlemen.

But as you can see,
the road is out.

You'll have to take the detour.

Both:
huh?

You got to be kidding,
frenchy.

( Chuckles )

Sweet lake wanamaker,
all to myself.

No, no, no, no...

Cat, are you
all right?

No, I am not all right!

I'm all wrong!

I don't care about
the stupid past!

And I am not moving this
stinking fleabag shack

One more stinking inch,
no, no, no, no...

Cat, stop,
stop, stop!

Huh?

My first yarn ball
in our new house.

Let's cherish the moment.

'Kay.

This will be yarniest christmas
tree ever.

Let's cherish
the moment.

You gave me back
my yarn ball.

Do I have to say it?

Let's cherish the moment.

Huh?

You're right, dog.

The past is important...

'Cause that's where all
our cherished moments are...
Forever.

Does that mean we can
bring the house?

Absolutely.

( Creaking )

What?

Oh, no...

No, no, grab
onto something!

( Both shouting )

( Creaking )

Both:
ooh...

( Humming and laughing )

Whoa...

No, no...

♪ Turkey in the straw ♪

♪ Turkey in the straw. ♪

( Grunting )

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

( Humming )

( Screaming )

( Grunting )

( Grunting )

( Gasps )

Okay, what are you
waiting for?

We've got a mountain
to climb.

Dog:
yippee!

Ah...

( Rumbling )

( Gasps )

Hey... What, what, what?!

Dog:
howdy, neighbor.

( Growls )

( Groans )

( Laughing )

( Vacuum whirring )

( Starts engine, tires squeal )

Ter... Rific.

Whoa!

Sheesh-louise!

That's the last time I take
an eight-hour bath!

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪