01x04 - Shriek Loves Dog/Work Force

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

Dog:
Heigh-ho diggity!

I got it, i got it

i got it, got it, got it!

Okay.

Here, dog--
ready?

And... ya!

( Dog panting )

( Dog panting )

( Clang )

( Coughing,
chuckling )

Nice catch, dog,
but, uh

you need a little work
on the landing.

( Cawing )

( Crunching )

( Yelps )

( Lube chuckling )

Catdog.

( Chuckles )

Shriek:
Dog...

( Chuckling )

It's...

Ow!

I'm chasing a frisbee!

Ooh, what's dis?

A wittle game of catchy-watchy

for wittle catdog.

( Laughs )

Hey, that's ours.

You mean it was yours.

Oof!

Give it, cliff.

Come on!

( Laughs )

Over here!

Pass it!

No fair!
Give it up!

Yo, yo, yo!

( Cat screeching )

( Clamoring )

I don't think
this is going to...

( Grunting )

( Laughing )

I like, uh,
do-doing stuff

that makes th-the
catdog mad

'cause it
makes me happy.

Th-their madness
makes m-my happiness.

This means w*r.

( Grunting )

Dog:
What you doing, cat?

Two...
Getting pumped.

It's time we put on
a little muscle

and show the greaser dogs
who's boss!

( Groans )

Three...

( Thud )

( Clang )

Four...

Fi...

( Rip )

( Slurping,
chomping )

Hmm, "choco-muscle protein shake
builds muscles fast."

( Dog burps )

"Warning: May
cause crankiness."

Huh. Let's see...

Muscles, crankiness...

( Laughs )

No-brainer.

( Whistling... thud )

( Retches )

( Spitting )

Yuck!

Garbage!

I'm going to have to do it
the old-fashioned way.

( Rock music playing )

I'm going to chase down
those greaser dogs

get back what's mine

and tie them to a tree!

( Grunting )

( Gasps, gagging )

Dog... help.

Please!

( Rock playing )

( Sniffing )

I smell a tasty beverage!

Can't... breathe!

( Huffing and puffing )

Aah!

( Laughs )

I did it.

I did it!

Yo, dog, i did it!

I'll eat those punks
for breakfast!

( Slurping )

Very big taste.

Dog?

Yes, cat?

( Cat grunts )

Blech!

H-h-how can it be?

I do all the work,
he gets all the bulk?

Why, why, why?

It's not fair!

It, it...

Cat:
Choco-muscle!

( Groaning )

Oh! Oh, the pressure's,
uh, too much.

It's huge.

I'm giving up.

I can't take it anymore.

Yeah...

Of course!

( Laughs )

( Clears throat )

Oh, dog...

Yes, cat?

Look at you,
the definition.

You are ripped.

You are cut like a diamond!

Why, uh, thank you, cat.

Why, you're just
about big enough

to teach those greaser dogs
some respect.

As in fight them?

I don't believe in v*olence.

Oh, no, no, no, no,
of course not.

You kidding?

I'm just talking about
a... peaceful deterrent

like our nuclear arsenal.

I don't think so.

Well, i guess
there'll be no more

of these delicious drinkies.

Cat:
Hey, looking good, champ.

Yeah, yeah, buddy.

( Cat groaning )

Is that all you got?

Come on, sparky,
show me something.

Work it out.

( Groaning )

Hey, way to go, dog.

Work that upper body.

Yeah, yeah.

( Cat groaning )

You got plenty of muscle...

But i got what it takes...

Up here.

Morning, catdo...

Whoa!

( Panting )

What the heck happened to you?

Bug off!

Can't you see I'm busy?

( Growling )

Whoa...

R-r-relax there, fido.

You ought to take it easy
on the old muscle juice, huh?

( Door slams )

( Chuckles )

My boy's ready!

Shriek:
Over here, over here!

Lube:
Over here,
throw it right...

All right, throw!

Hey, over here.

Throw it to me.

Heh... heh... huh?

Huh!

What the heck is that?

( Gasps )

Mama?

( Gasps )

Oh, my!

Oh, boy.

( Growling )

Ay... yikes!

I'm outta here!

( Laughs )

Look at them run

just like i told you!

You fight muscle with muscle.

( Laughs )

Come on, let's go home.

Muscle with muscle...

Muscle with muscle...

( Grunting )

Yeah, dog...

Wait. Where you going?

We, we won, dog.

Wait, stop.

( Screaming... )

Must get to safe place.

Must get to safe place.

( Footsteps thudding )

Cat:
Please stop, dog.

Oh, thank you.

( Cat grunting )

No... please don't go anymore...

Please... just stop walking.

( Groaning )

( Mumbling )... Dog!

( Footsteps approaching )

( Blubbering )

( Screaming )

( Growling... )

( Growling )

( Growling ferociously )

Dog, stop... no.

I've turned you into a monster.

You're as bad as them.

Is this the dog

who said
fighting won't prove anything?

( Whimpers )

Dog:
I am so sorry.

Let's go home, cat.

( Shriek sighs )

( Cliff groans )

( Whistling )

( Can dropping to floor )

Oh, dog... this was
my fault, dog.

You were right.

It's better just
to walk away.

don't fight.

Skedaddle.

Winslow:
Speak for yourself.

I'll teach you to mess with me.

( Laughing )

Okay, winslow,
just, just back up.

Just take a deep breath.

It's...

Winslow, it'll all be fine
in the mo...

( Crash )
Calm down.

Dog:
Hey, you look different.

Did you change
your hair?

( Slurping, chomping )

Mmm...

Hey, dog.

Samples.

Pretty.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange!

Wow! What a joke,
what a k*ller joke.

( Laughs )

( Sighing ):
Oh, boy.

Orange,
that's funny.

What's an orange doing
knocking at the door?

( Gulps )

( Cash register ringing )

Dog, how is it that
every time we go shopping

all you ever buy
is one can of food?

Burp!

I don't know.

Dog, why don't you
buy yourself something?

Treat yourself good.

You deserve it.

Well, okay.

( Gasps )

It's so cute!

And it looks
just like you!

( Toy squeaks )

Huh, say...

That is a smart-looking
creature.

As a matter of fact,
I'd...

I'd say it's rather handsome.

I love him already!

( Squeaks )

( Engine starts )

( Dog imitating engine )

( Wheel squeaking... )

Get out of our way!

( Horn squeaks )

We're doing a zillion
miles an hour here.

What a rush,
little guy.

Hey, hey, you!

Yes, you, the ugly one.

My name is cat.

You know, from catdog?

And i don't like the look

of that ugly face
on your shoulders, buster.

P.U.! And i bet you smell

as bad
as you look!
( Gulps )

I didn't know

the circus
was in town.

Dog...

Have an extra ticket
to your freak show?

Hey, boss.

That guy's
talking to youse.

What's he saying?

I'm a helpless little cat
who hates ugly dogs.

Oh, i dare you,
come and get me.

Hey, fellas!

Cliff:
You got something
to say to me, buddy?

( Punch lands )

( Clattering )

Here we are, little one.

Your new home.

What do you think?

( Squeaky voice ):
It's lovely.

Hey, dog.

What are you going
to call that thing?

Hmm...

( Hums )

( Gasps )

I'll call him little cat!

( Squeaks )

Because he looks like you,
only littler.

Oh... ah, gee.

Thanks, dog.

( Crickets chirping )

( Gargling )

Who's my baby?

Who's my baby?

( Kissing loudly )

( Cooing and gurgling )

( Tooth squeaks )

Where is he?

( Gasps )

There he is.

There's that good-looking cat.

( Chuckles )

Oh, no, no, wait.

You're not a cat.

You're a tiger!

( Growls )

You're a tiger.

( Purrs )

( Snickers )

Well, uh, thanks
for noticing, miss

but, uh...
( Sniffs )

No, uh, I'm not a model.

( Squeaking ):
No, thanks
for noticing

but no, I'm...
( Laughs )

I'm not a model.

( Chortles )

Boy, I'm a real looker.

I love myself so much,
i think I'll kiss myself.

( Squeaking
and kissing )

Oh, who's that
supposed to be?

I don't sound like that.

Who's that
supposed to be?

I don't sound
like that.

( Chortles )

( Laughs meekly )

Look, let's go clean
your room or something.

Clean, clean, clean.

Do this, do that.

Pick up these clothes.

I'm the crabbiest cat
in the world.

I don't sound like that.

Chew your food,
turn it down.

I hate your music.

Let the mailman go.

I hate fetch,
i hate fetch.

That doesn't bother me

because i don't
sound like that.

It's not me, so...

You know it
sounds like you.

It's totally you.

( Snorting )

What's that, little cat?

( Squeaks )

You want to do what tomorrow?

Really?

I can't believe that
you would want to do that.

Boy, big, boring cat never wants
to do that because he's boring.

Me, boring?

Yeah, right.

That's a good one.

You know, boring.

( Screaming... )

( Sputtering )

( Squeaks )

The kid's with me.

Yeah, whatever.

Hey... fellas.

After you, Frankie.

Uh, no, you're
the birthday boy.

I insist.

( Cat howling, crashing )

So, what do you think?

Should i fold?

( Howling and scuffling )

( Bugle call on movie on TV )

Oh, boy.

( Imitates bugle )

( Screaming )

Oh, no, don't look.

That's for big k-kitties
to watch.

Back to the good part.

( Imitates
g*nf*re )

Hey-ya there, catdog.

( Squeaking )

Daddy's little boy.

Holy moly.

Looks like he's gone
off the deep end.

It's just a phase.

Looks like you
might be the phase.

What's that mean?

Just look at him.

Have you ever seen
a prettier picture?

( Squeaks )

Mmm, i love you,
little cat.

I don't see any room in there
for you.

Oh, that's an absurd thought.

That thing's not even real.

I mean, look
at this thing.

It's not even
real wood. Look.

See, it's particle board.

No, no. I am definitely
not threatened

by that thing at all.

Not that, those two.

( Singing )

Do you think we'll be
best friends forever?

( Talking baby talk )

Oh, yeah.

I definitely feel
threatened there.

Yeah, big thr*at.

Winslow, you've
got to help me.

If i don't act fast

I'll be looking
in the want ads

for a new partner.

All right,
take it easy.

Here's what
we do, okay?

First...
( Whispers )

And then,
got to do this...

Good night, little buddy.

( Laughs ) ( Squeaks )

( Snores )

( Continues snoring )

Okay.

I get the doll
and give it to youse.

Then youse do
what you have to do.

( Snoring )

( Grumbling, then silence )

Winslow?

Winslow?

Win-slow!

( Imitating cat ):
Win-slow!

Winslow, is that you?

Peek-a-boo!

Is that you, dog?

No, I'm right here, cat.

So, where's winslow?

Right here.

Say, hey, what's
going on here?

( Screams )

Yeah, little cat and i thought

it would be better this way.

As you can see,
me and the cute little guy

have really grown
attached to each other.

Yeah, hi-ya cat.

I think i like, uh, winslow-cat
better than, uh, cat-winslow.

What do you think?

( Screaming )

( Gasps )

( Sighs deeply )

You're such a good little boy.

Where you going, cat?

( Clears throat )

Out. I'm leaving, dog.

Okay, could you pick up
kitty litter for little cat?

He needs to do
his business.

Look, dog,
you don't get it, do you?

I'm leaving you.

We are through.

It is obvious
you are both very happy

and there is nothing i can add
to this perfect picture.

And i will not stand
for winslow-cat!

So, until you can choose
between the two of us

this boring cat...
Is out of here.

( Door closes )

Cat?

Well, little cat

we'll still have fun
alone together, right?

Oh!

( Sniffles and whimpers )

Hey, little cat

this is always fun.

Ding dong.

Cat, cat!

Come back, cat!

Cat, you didn't leave!

I'm so glad
you didn't go.

What got into my head?

Little cat was great
for a little toy cat

but you're the only cat.

You're cat of catdog.

Hooray!

Gee, thanks, pal.

Dog:
Knock, knock!

Cat:
Oh, come on, dog.

Dog:
Orange!

I didn't say,
"who's there?"

Orange is there!

All right,
who's there?

Knock, knock--
orange!

Same orange!
The same orange?

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine ♪

♪ little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog... ♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪