01x08 - Pumped/Dummy Dummy

[bunniefuu]

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

( Puffing and wheezing )

This is going to be
some party, cat.

Obviously, I'm the king
of par-tays!

( Chuckling, panting )

Oh, it's magical,
isn't it?

( Pops, air escaping )

I can't wait to dance
the night away.

( Humming... )

I'll lead.

( Grunting )

( Laughing )

And don't forget, you just can't
b*at the classics.

Well, i see the prince of
pitiful and pathetic parties

is at it again.

Well, don't worry, winslow.

Turn that frown
upside down.

You won't have
to suffer this time.

You're not invited.

He isn't?

Why not?

Oh, well, I'm so
sorry, winslow

but, you see, you have to be
at least this tall to get in.

( Yelling, grunting )

Ow! Ooh!

Tsk, tsk.

Maybe next year,
shortstop.

Oh, silly me.

I forgot.

( Cackles )

I'm having a party
tonight, too, dog.

Par-tay-y-y-y!

Winslow:
It's only the
classiest shindig
of the week.

So, sorry, cat.

Uh, you can't get in
if you look like...

You.

Dog has a previous
engagement, rodent.

( Chuckles )

We'll see.

All:
Ah! Ooh!

( Giggle )

Everybody's favorite: Sardine
and Sauerkraut sandwiches.

Yum!

Coming through!

Ow!

( Glass crashing )

Mmm...

Big.

Big sandwich.

( Winslow whistles )

Hey, park this baby
between the fireworks

and the water slide, boys.

Water slide...

Cat:
Well, let's see.

We've our yarn balls, the
hokey-pokey and flash cards.

( Chuckles )
Ooh, party central
is ready!

Ow.

Cat, can i take this thing off?

( Strangled yell )

Say, doggie baby.

If catsville is dullsville...

( Puffing, bubbles popping )

...check out my swinging scene.

( Grumbles )

Oh, cool!

( Laughing )

Okay, fellas, gas up
the go-carts.

Go-carts?

Go-carts! Go-carts!

( Imitating engine )

( Growls )

( Doorbell rings )

Finally!
Our guests have arrived.

Ha-ha!

( Talking excitedly )

Mervis! Dunglap!

You made it!

Ah... wouldn't
miss it, cat.

Me, too, cat.

( Shouting )

Put me down!

Hoo, hoo!

( Cat tittering nervously )

Ooh, fun, we're having fun.

( Toots horn )

Save some fun for later.

don't have too much now.

( Laughing )

May i offer you gentlemen some
delicious... ice water?

( Horns tooting,
noisemakers rattling )

( Laughter, talking )

Winslow:
Who wants a root beer float,
chocolate malt, super freezee?

Floats...

Malts...

Freezee...

( Siren blipping )

( Horn honking )

Wow!

Ooh!

Both:
Clowns...

Real clowns.

Hey, i got your entertainment
right here.

Prepare to be amazed

by the magical magic stylings
of... Mr. sunshine!

( Whispers dramatically ):
He's magic.

( Flatly ):
Behold.

The legendary disappearing
scarf.

Voila.

It's gone.

( Snoring )

Wow, that was amazing!

How does he do it?

It's magic.

( Feedback )

Winslow ( Over microphone ):
Test, check one, two.

Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together

for the greatest
rock and roll band
in the world.

( Crowd cheering )

( Rock music playing )

Cat:
Oh, get back in here,
you big babies!

You have all their
albums, come here!

( Screaming )

It's time for...

( Scratches )

( Corny music )

...musical chairs!

Here we go.
Look out.

We're living on the edge.

Ooh, ooh, hee, hee!

We're out of control now.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Pace yourself, boys.

( Laughing )

( Electric guitar solo )

Party poopers.

Winslow:
Okay, folks, who wants to ride

the garbage truck
roller coaster?

( Crowd cheering, whistling )

Oh...

( Grunting )

Rolly-coaster...

( Grunting )

Bah, who wants
to ride a stupid
roller coaster

when you've got this?

♪ Pin the tail, we're going
to pin that tail... ♪

♪ oh, pin the tail
on the donkey! ♪

do you think i could go over
to winslow's for just a minute?

Oh, sure.

Fine.

Ditch me.

I go to all this trouble,
hire top-name entertainment...

( Snoring... )

But, no, no, no,
don't worry about me.

No, you go ahead, dog.

You have fun with your
good friend winslow.

Okay.

Thanks, cat.

( Yelping )

Winslow:
Hey, dog's in the hall.

Now we can really par-tay!

( Crowd cheering )

Come on, doggie-woggie, let's
fire up this roller coaster.

( Motor starting )

No, no, no!

( Screaming )

Dog:
Hands up, everybody!

( Crowd shrieks happily,
cat yells and grunts )

( Crickets chirping )

( Screaming )

Dog:
Oh... oh...

Cat would have loved that.

( Grunting )

( Partygoers laughing
and chatting )

( Cat mutters )

Mm-hmm.

Jeepers, i hope this doesn't put
a damper on the festivities.

( Cheering, talking )

Winslow:
Surf's up, fellas.

( Shouting )

Come on in, cat.

This party rules!

( Sputtering )

That party stinks!

Okay.

Cowabunga!

( Cat chuckles vindictively )

It's cleanup time!

Die, party, die!

( Cackling )

( Clears throat )

Was that you knocking?

Uh... no.

So your party is
really cooking here.

Oh, oh, yeah...

Big-time fun.

( Snoring )

( Groans )

I guess you don't want
to come inside then, huh?

No.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Cat:
Hey, everybody,
cat's in the bag.

Let's par-tay!

Winslow:
That's it.

Party's over.

( Vacuum stops )

Guest :
This is a novel idea.

Guest :
See you later.

Guest :
Out of here.

Hey, cat, you made it.

But it's too late.

Party's over.

Yeah, but, we can still
ride the rolly-coaster.

No, no, wait,
wait, whoa, whoa...

( Shouting... )

Cat ( Screaming ):
Why me?!

Dog:
Why not?

( Wind whistling... )

Look out!

Geronimo!

Yee-haw!

Let's ride!

Let's ride!

Whoo-whoo!

Whew! That was
a close one.

( Both yelling )

That was even closer.

"Idigadog sled racing
championship."

That looks like fun.

Hey, i know
what let's do.

You be the dog
and i won't.

Yeah! I'll be the dog
and you be the musher.

Cat:
Mush!

Dog:
I can do it.

I think i can.

( Panting )

Team catdog has taken
a commanding lead.

Yes.

( Crowd cheering )

♪ Out of my way,
we're blowing right past ♪

♪ you better not blink,
we're moving too fast. ♪

who was that?

The champions.

Could it be?

The champions!

Who's bringing
the trophy home?

The champions.

Who's getting all the girls

and the product placement?

The champions.

( Laughing )

Check out the dinglebells.

( Gasps )

( Grunting )

( Laughter )

I suppose you think you're real
dogsled racers.

( Laughing )

♪ Hey, take a whiff ♪

♪ what do you think? ♪

♪ the stankiest stench
that ever did stink. ♪

♪ whoo!
What's that smell? ♪

♪ losers. ♪

♪ what's that smell? ♪

♪ losers. ♪

i say we enter that idigadog
sled race

and show them
who the real losers are!

Right, dog?

( Bells jingling )
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm...

Dog, come on,
be serious.

Ow!

If you want to run
in the big race

it'll take practice
and hard work!

Are you with me?

Big race!

Sounds fun, cat.

( Wind blowing )

( Dog snoring, whimpering )

Wake up, dog!

: A.M., time for practice!

It's a...
It's a garbage truck...

Why so early?

We got all day.

Exactly.

Brr!

I told you this
wouldn't be easy.

Wow, cat!

It's a winter wonderland.

Wonderland, my eye.

We've got work to do.

( Groaning )

Come on,
dog, pull!

I'm pulling,
I'm pulling.

You can do it,
come on!

You heard what
those greasers called us.

don't be a loser!

don't be a loser.

( Groans )

don't be a loser.

Dig, dig, come on!

Losers never win!

Repeat after me:
Losers never win!

Losers never win!

I can't breathe.

Yes, yes!

Losers never win!

Losers never win!

Yes, losers never win!

( Whining ):
This isn't
any fun, cat.

Oh, fun! Fun?

Sledding isn't supposed
to be fun!

Now drop and give me !

( Rapidly ):
One, two, three, four, five, six

seven, eight, nine, ten, , ,
, , , , , , , .

Eat the snow, dog!

Eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it, eat it!

( Chuckles )

( Winds blowing... )

( Dog panting... )

( Electric razor buzzing )

He's lean...

He's mean...

And totally bald!

( Whirring )

Aerodynamic!

Now you look like a champion.

Losers never win,
losers never win.

Losers never win,
losers never win.

Losers never win,
losers never win.

Losers never win.

Losers never win.

( Panting )

Yeah!

I'm a bald winner!

( Chuckles )
Good dog, good boy.

( Sighs )

Let the games begin.

( Cheering )

Announcer:
Racers! Take your positions!

( Giggles )

Look who showed up.

The dinglebells.

( Laughing )

( Growling )

All:
Huh?

Announcer:
On your marks...

( Growling )

Get set.

Mush!

Run, dog,
run like the wind!

Run like a pair
of cheap stockings!

( Panting )

( Lips flapping )

Come on, dog, get the lead out!

( Wind whistles )

I'm cold, I'm cold,
I'm cold...

( Shivering )

It is a little bit
on the chilly side.

( Metal door clanks shut )

( Bell rings )

( Beeping... )

( Grunting... )

( Cracks whip )

Get out of my way, weather!

( Yelling ):
Mush, mush, mush!

Uh, losers never win.

Ooh... I'd rather be
a toasty loser.

( Shivering )

Only one more mile and sweet
victory will be ours.

( Laughing )

( Radar beeping )

What's going on?

Mush, dog!

I order you to mush!

We're just...

( Grumbling )

What is wrong with you, dog?

Dog?

Dog...

Dog, speak to me.

Dogelleh, speak to me.

( Sobbing )

What have i done?

( Wails )
I'll get you to help.

don't worry, dog, I'll save you.

( Fire crackling... )

( Wind whistling )

( Rattling )

( Puffing... )

( Stretching, popping )

( Yawning )

Dog?

You're alive!

( Extremely slowly ):
Doggy...

( Sled creaking )

( Yelling )

Cat:
Yow!

( Both shouting )

( Cat grumbling )

Dog:
Yee-haw!

( Dog yammering )

Aw, nuts.

Let's do that again.

( Cheering )

Cat:
The finish line!

Look, cat,
we could still win!

Oh, yeah!

( Coughing )

Oh...

( Sobbing ):
Oh, why, why?

We were so close,
so stinking close!

Well, there's always
next year, cat.

What?

If we start training now

we can shave you, too

and break your spirit.

( Cat groaning )

Come on, drop
and give me !

One-two, one-two...

Terrific.

And now it is time
for the shaving.

♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine ♪

♪ little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog...♪

♪ Alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪