09x16 - A Thailand Vacation: Part 3

[bunniefuu]

[Kim] Previously on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians…

-Rob, are you going to Thailand?
-Yeah, of course.

[Bruce] Where's Rob? Is he coming?

[Khloé] Is this a joke?

Everyone was relying on me
to get him to Thailand.

12:15 is looking real good
to get the freak out of here.

What's the point
of coming all the way out here?

Kim, why don't you
go take some more selfies?

You're, like, a miserable person.
You really are.

I'm a miserable person
that takes wonderful selfies all day long.

[Kris] This has been the most
draining trip I've ever been on.

It's like the worst feeling in the world

when one of your kids
isn't in a good place.

[sobs]

[lively music]

[bell dings]

Whoo!

-[Leah] Khloé!
-[trainer] Good.

One, two.

Bam, bam.

-[all cheer]
-Two, three, four.

[Khloé]
I just decided to not go back home.

It was too much work.

And I don't wanna feel
the guilt of my family

being disappointed that I left,

so I stayed in Thailand.

Hey! Right… Kick one, kick… Yes.

We got to find Khloé
a little Thai-boxing boyfriend

so she can train every day.

-She's got a little natural gift for this.
-Oh, shut up!

[Brody] Khloé, you ever heard
about, like, you know,

when you're in a different area code?

Shut up!

It's a different country code.

[Brody] Yeah, now we're in a different
country code. You're right.

Not even a boyfriend.
Like, a one-night stand.

That I wouldn't mind for her.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying,
just something to, like, cheer her up.

[Khloé] I mean, one,
I've never had a vacation fling.

Two, I'm not gonna start here.

[Khloé] What I really need
is some good old kicking some ass

with the boxing gloves
and these mitts right here.

Good, good, yeah!

Whoo!

Whoa! Whoo!

[Brody] Wow!

-Round one!
-Yeah!

Yeah!

[whoops]

Nice, Kim, nice job. Nice job.

Kim was waiting her whole life to do that.

[lively music]

[gentle music plays]

[Bruce] ♪ B… ♪

♪ What you doing ♪

♪ Ah, in Thailand? ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Off to the orphanage ♪

♪ And the last one ♪

♪ Has just showed up ♪

[Brandon] ♪ She's just shown up ♪

[Bruce] ♪ And who could that be? ♪

-♪ Is it the one with the baby? ♪
-♪ It's Kimberly ♪

-♪ But, oh, but you… ♪
-♪ That has to now… ♪

-♪ Put a baby to sleep ♪
-♪ We're gonna have ♪

♪ Have a, a little fun ♪

[Kris] Okay, so, guys?

Here's what we're bringing.

Instant food, and we have fans.

Over 25 pillows
because they sleep on these little mats.

And Kardashian Kids collection.

And then some medical supplies
and then we have tons of toys, you guys.

Visiting this country
and actually seeing firsthand

some of the devastation
that the tsunami left

has all of us feeling
like we want to do something to help.

So, after Mark told us
about the orphanage that wasn't far away,

the family and I decided
that it would be a really good idea

to take the time and go pay a visit.

[lively music]

Well, guys, this is gonna be
a pretty cool experience.

I wonder what it's like,
like, living in an orphanage.

[Bruce] Ah, this could be it.

[lively music]

-[Kris] Hello.
-[Kim] Hi.

-Hello.
-My name is Drew.

Hi.

-Drew?
-Glad to have you with us here.

Hi. Kris.

-Khloé.
-Nice to meet you.

-Hi. Khloé. Nice to see you.
-How are you?

-Leela.
-I'm Khloé. Nice to meet you.

Greetings.

-Hello. My name is Leela.
-My name is Brody.

-Hi. I'm Kendall.
-Nice to meet you.

We wish you welcome, finally,

-to come visit…
-Thank you.

It is a great pleasure to welcome you.

And hope you enjoy our coffee shop here.

-The coffee shop is beautiful.
-Yes, thank you.

[Papangkorn] So, they work here,
they get to earn money here.

They're learning here
and they survive here together.

-They all work here?
-Yeah, all together, yes.

And we have our property
down there as well, and we…

-I wanted to show you that.
-Yeah, let's go see it.

-Yeah.
-Just follow me this way.

[light music]

-What's your name?
-Ali.

Ali?

[Papangkorn] We have, uh, 14 girls,

-11, 11 boys.
-[Brody] Uh-huh.

[Papangkorn] And also my staff as well.
We have altogether six staff.

[Khloé] Oh, my god.

You're so cute.

[Papangkorn]
This is, uh, our garden in the backyard.

We start to plant some bean
or some type of vegetable

that we can eat right there
around close to the river.

Every evening, my children,
they will swim right there,

play in the water, make them…

-That's where they swim down there?
-[Papangkorn] Yes.

-[Brody] Seeing this is like…
-[Kris] Yeah.

-Makes you kind of… appreciate it.
-Absolutely.

-And they've got smiles as big as…
-And this is… I know.

-…can be, you know?
-I know, right?

I'm really impressed
with how happy these kids are

with, you know, so little
of what they have.

I grew up with a family that had
such a strong family bond and connection

that, you know, it just makes me so sad

that these kids
don't have that family element.

You know how to play the guitar?
You know how to play?

-Oh, him.
-[Khloé] Can you play us a song?

-Sweet.
-Do we even plan…

[Papangkorn speaks Thai]

[Papangkorn] Are you ready?

[kids] Yeah!

[Papangkorn speaks Thai]

♪ I wanna lay back ♪

♪ Rest my head in the sand ♪

♪ And let the sea sing a simple song… ah ♪

[Kendall] I'm very touched
by this whole experience.

I think that it's a crazy thing
to have to see,

and these kids have almost nothing
and can still find reasons to be happy,

and I think that my family
can learn from them.

[Leah] ♪ I let the Sunday sunshine ♪

♪ Shine down on this life of mine ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

[all] ♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪

[Leah] ♪ Sunday all the time ♪

[all cheering]

[Papangkorn speaks Thai]

You guys, we brought some gifts for you.

If you guys want to come over…

Look.

-Yeah.
-[Khloé] What'd you get?

-You wanna go play?
-You wanna go play downstairs? Yeah?

Come on!

Let's go, girls.

[Kris] Aah!

You tried to trick me.

Ah! It's not sticking!

[Bruce] Regulator! Here we go.

-[Kendall] That was good.
-Nice, nice!

[Brody] Point!

[all] Oh!

[Bruce] Burn that tree!

[Khloé] It was fun to see everybody
be interactive with one another

and set their guards down and play
and just everyone laugh and have fun.

But I do wish my brother
was here to see it, though.

[Bruce] All right, good job, buddy.

We kicked their butts. Good job, good job!

[Kylie] Kendall, if I ever pass,
I will come back as a butterfly.

-[boy speaking Thai]
-Whoo!

-Not Bruce on the ping-pong.
-Did you hear me?

Yes, you're gonna be a butterfly, Kylie.

A [bleep] butterfly.

That's what we're talking about now?

What are you guys building?

Oh, how cool!

Do you like to build Legos?

No? Only the girls?

[Kim] My nephew loves Legos.

How old are you guys?

-[girl 1] Nine years old.
-You're nine?

-Eleven years old.
-[Kim] Eleven?

-And how old are you?
-Twelve.

Oh, wow.

[Kim] I like your bracelets.

[soft chuckle]

You guys wanna do our handprint?
I'm gonna do pink.

You wanna do it? What color? Yellow?

Wipe it up.

Go like this. Go like…

[Kim] Roll your hands up.

I can see you.

-[Kendall] Where do I wash my hands?
-Okay.

[Brody] Oh!

[Leah] Oh, I like that color!

[indistinct chatter]

Is that your name? Pink?

Oh, my god. I love it.

[Kim] Spending the day
with these kids is so fulfilling,

and there's this one girl,
her name's Pink.

And, you know,
I totally gravitated towards her.

Opportunities like this,
I just really love and welcome.

And I'm really glad that we're here.

-[Khloé] Yay!
-[all cheer]

-Bye, everybody!
-Bye, guys!

[Kim] Yay!

-Nice meeting you guys.
-Nice to meet you.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you so much, guys.

-Bye, everybody!
-Bye!

Bye, guys!

-We're leaving, like, right now.
-[Leah] Yeah.

Oh, thank you so much! Oh, thank you.

Bye!

That is so sweet. Thank you.

I don't know.

Oh, thank you. Good luck to you.

-I'll keep it forever, okay? Thank you.
-Okay.

Aw…

She gave me a bracelet. She came up to me

-and gave me her bracelet.
-Oh, really?

-[boy] Bye-bye!
-[children] Bye!

Bye-bye.

-[Brandon] Amazing.
-That one girl was

really good at volleyball.

-Yeah.
-She was. She was so good.

She was just awesome.
She's a really cool person.

-She has a cool, like, soul, I don't know.
-Yeah.

[Bruce] Where are the maps?

It's just crazy, 'cause, like,
you don't get to choose how you grow up.

Like, you don't get to choose
where you live, what race you are, like…

I mean, it just sucks, 'cause I feel like…

I don't know, I just feel like
they don't have, like, a mother figure.

And it's like, I'm trying to think,
like, where are they gonna go?

Like, what are they gonna do after…

-[Leah] Yeah.
-…they leave the orphanage?

[Kendall] God, I feel so blessed
right now. It's crazy.

You guys, that was so sweet.

-That little girl… No, seriously…
-She was… Yeah, that was really sweet.

It's like, they have nothing
and she gave me her bracelet.

I feel so bad.

No, she… That's cool.
She wanted to give you her bracelet.

Now she knows that you have it,
you know? That's cool.

[Kim] All the kids here are so sweet,

but for some reason,

I have this, like, draw
just to this particular girl named Pink.

[Kim] She ran up to me when I was leaving
and gave me her bracelet for good luck.

And it was just so sweet.

She's so cute.

I, like, literally wanna
take her home with me.

[lively music]

-Sorry.
-[Bruce] Khloé…

Thank you for getting dressed up for us.

-That's very sweet of you.
-You guys [bleep] you all, okay?

[Leah] Oh, my god.

After dinner, we're going to Thai boxing.

[Kendall] You know, I would love to,
if this was like an hour ago.

-I'm there with you, Dad. We're going.
-We've been out all day in the sun…

-Are girls doing it, too?
-Okay, I understand.

Or just boys are fighting?

-Girls fight.
-[Brody] They're fighting over you, Khloé.

-That's what you don't know.
-What is up with you and this obsession?

I don't know
what the prize pool is tonight,

but they could maybe use
some extra motivation.

That is disgusting.

[Khloé] Small little Thai boy with me?
Are you kidding? I could sit on them.

So, Brody, take your idea somewhere else.

You know what we'll do is we'll lay
some ground work for you, out there.

[Brody] Yeah, exactly.

They'll look at your photo real quick,
so I can show… Let me see.

You guys.

-Enjoy.
-[Brandon] What have you been doing?

-[Khloé] Just in my room.
-Yeah, she stole it.

-Stressing the [bleep] out of life.
-[Brandon] Why?

-[Leah] Oh, really?
-I mean, why not?

[Brandon] Have you been talking
to Lamar much at all?

-[Khloé] Can't find him.
-Really?

-Where, where is he?
-He went back to New York,

and then, ever since he's been there,
he's been missing.

-[Brandon] Really?
-So… yeah.

I'm pretty upset about it,
but I don't know what else to do.

Well, you're an awesome person, Khloé,
and you deserve a lot better than that.

-Thank you.
-That's for sure.

-I just need to make sure…
-That's just sad, though.

…he's okay, though.

-Yeah.
-I don't know why, but I need to.

I thought I would shake him up
if I said, "Okay. Divorce."

He's like, "Okay."

[Khloé] It just sucks.

Oh, well.

[Khloé] Lamar stuff will weigh on me
for the rest of my life.

I mean, the marriage didn't work out

not because of me,
it wasn't what I wanted.

[Khloé] So, for the rest of my life,
I'm gonna deal with that

and worry about him and think about him
and want just to protect him.

You know, people say,

like, how could you do this
to your family or your friends?

-No one knew, ever, until…
-[Brandon] Nobody.

Well, until he got so sloppy
and started messing with all those girls

and all those girls want to do
is their ten seconds of fame.

Can't really talk about it.
I'm gonna start crying.

[lively music]

All right. We're off to Thai boxing, guys.

All by ourselves. We lost all the women.

[Brody] So, like, is Kim having a wedding?

-Yeah.
-Where was my invite?

I don't know when the wedding is.
I didn't get an invite, but…

Don't worry,
I haven't got an invite, either.

This is a lot of work,
going out scouting for Khloé.

She owes us.

I can say it now, these Thai guys
wouldn't know what hit 'em.

If one of these guys said,
"Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can I come?"

What are you gonna do, Bro?

I'm gonna say, "Let's roll."

[laughter]

Oh, that would go over big.

Brandon and Brody are, you know,
feeling pretty sorry for Khloé

and what she's going through.

I don't know if the answer to this
is finding her a Thai boxer

to get her mind off of it,
but it is pretty funny

and we'll see what happens here.

What about you? I'm curious about you.

What about, like… when are… are you gonna…

-I'm done.
-You're separated, right?

-Yeah, I'm done.
-Or are you not…

-Done.
-Done?

-It's called "Strike three, you're out."
-Oh, I believe it.

[laughs]

[lively music]

[Bruce] This is so cool.

This is, like, one of the first times
I've ever pictured something

and it's actually exactly how I pictured.

I don't think either of these guys
would be good for Khloé.

What about that guy up there?

-All right. I'm just…
-You're not gonna come with us?

No, I'm not coming with you!

[lively music]

Sometimes,
my family can be a little crazy.

-Hey, I'm Brandon. How are you?
-Yeah.

Well, hey, we came by here,
we wanted to meet some people

'cause we were trying to look for somebody
to maybe kind of hang out with our sister.

[Brody] You like this?

-Okay, yeah.
-All right.

I just can't believe Brandon and Brody
are trying to find somebody in this place

that they can hook up with Khloé.

[Brody] My sister is in town,
and she just broke up with her husband.

-That's your sister?
-Yeah. Would you, yeah?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, right?

You should get a picture
so that you can show Khloé.

Yes. Yes, let's get a picture.

Yeah.

-Dude, we'll handle it.
-All right, thank you.

Okay, have a good night.

-Thank you. Nice to meet you.
-Thank you.

That was rough, but we survived.

[Bruce hooting]

[Bruce] Ooh!

[lively music]

-[Brody] Hello?
-[Kim] Hey.

What is with this carpet?

Isn't it insane?

-Oh, my gosh.
-[Kim] Yeah.

-So, what's going on today in the office?
-[Kim] Going over stuff.

This little girl, honestly, that I…

that we saw at the orphanage,
the one that gave me the bracelet.

She was cute.
She actually was really cute.

-[Kim] She was so sweet and cute.
-She was.

And it just, like,
breaks my heart for these,

like, kids that just live out here.
It was, like, four girls…

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-…sleeping in a room with two beds.

There were ants all over the floor.

-It was just so sad.
-[Brody] It's sad.

I wanna know, like, what can you do?

[Kim] It's really hard seeing
how little these children have.

I mean, I'd love to give them
the proper education and clothes…

anything that I could think of,

but especially, like, this little girl.

You can't help but think,

is there something more
that I could do to change her life?

I don't know,
I'm just looking into it a little bit.

That's how we're spending our afternoon
while Miss North takes a nap.

There's a crib downstairs,

-another crib in there.
-She is so adorable. North is so cute.

Do you think you ever want kids one day?

I'm just waiting for Brandon and Leah,
I mean, Uncle Brody.

Do you think Burt
is ever gonna have kids soon?

I don't know, actually.

Oh, my god, we've never discussed this.

Did you see the video

-of Burt going crazy on the paparazzi?
-[Brody] Oh, my god.

Some of those paparazzi guys are so…

I mean, it's like, they say things
to provoke you, and…

Really hurtful, rude, mean,
you know, and it's like, I don't know.

Kanye has to do, like,
50 hours of community service

'cause of one of those losers.

He's, he's snapped on them
a couple times, so we'll, like, not…

-He snapped on them, like…
-There's one at the airport, right?

-One at the airport years ago.
-That was by himself.

That was with, like, his best friend
and that was years ago

and he just took the camera and threw it.

-Kanye went to jail, they arrested him.
-Oh, that's ridiculous.

And you know you get
to make one call in jail?

So, he called Mr. Chow's
and ordered take-out to jail.

-Just, like… Yeah.
-[Brody] Shut up.

-He ordered Mr. Chow's?
-Yes.

[laughs]

That's funny.

[lively music]

[Khloé laughs]

Will you tell me a little bit
about why we don't have Rob here?

[Kris] Yeah.

He's, he wants to be a little bit private
and try to get through this.

I, you know, over the course of a year,

he's gained 75 pounds.
It's, like, devastating.

I think he needs
to hang around positive influences.

And it's gotta start where he feels safe.

So, you know,
I'm kind of struggling with two issues.

One is obviously Rob and getting him
back to a really healthy place,

but the other part is
Khloé feels so responsible.

For Rob.

Because she feels, like, maybe, you know,
Rob was living with her and Lamar

and they were going through a bad time.

Lamar was going through a bad time
and maybe that rubbed off on Rob.

So, she feels like now she has to fix it.

[Brandon] It's a testament to her
because she's such a strong person

and, you know, she's just been
going through so much, but…

[Kris] I know.

…it's important for her
to be able to play the card,

so to speak, every once in a while.

Just be like, "I need to take care
of myself." You know?

[Kris] Yeah, she's not gonna do
anybody else any good

unless she really heals herself
and goes back to being strong Khloé.

The way that I know she's happiest.

She's going through all those emotions

and trying to flush that out
and find herself again.

[Kris] It's a sad thing
to watch your daughter go through.

She'll be good.

[Kris] Yeah, she'll be okay.

She's a strong girl
and she'll come out the other side.

-Stronger.
-[Kris] Exactly.

[Kim] Hi, guys.

-[Kris] Hey, Kim.
-What are you doing?

-Oh, hi.
-Man, you're, like, wearing all black.

-Yes, we're all in all black.
-We're all in all black.

Oh, my god,
are you literally reading that again?

Yes.

I know, I can't stop, I'm so proud of you.

Hey, look at that.
You carry it around everywhere?

[Kris] It's my Bible.

-[Kim] Usually, I say…
-That's a big deal.

…she's embarrassing
and I'm like, "Uh, Mom, please don't,"

but that's not embarrassing for her
to carry around.

-I know. I'm proud of my kid.
-Mom's always embarrassing.

Oh, my god, so, at the orphanage,
this little girl Pink…

-Her real name is…
-I saw Pink…

-I saw handprints on the wall.
-Yeah, and then it said "Pink."

And I thought either Pink had visited

or there was a girl,
a little girl named Pink

-'cause that's cool.
-Yeah.

No, her name is Pink, and I
literally cannot stop thinking about her.

I told Kanye, I was like, honestly, like,
this girl is so sweet and so cute,

like, I would totally adopt her.

Oh, my god.

[Kris] That's a little aggressive.

I think that you can't just…

go to an orphanage
and fall in love with a child

and then take them home
like you're shopping.

I don't think that.

You get very passionate about things,
and then, you don't think about…

the whole thing through.

[Kris] You know?

I mean, I bet there are
other things that you could do

that would make all the difference
in this little girl's life

that you could do
without bringing her home.

I know my mom and Brandon
aren't really getting this idea.

[Kim] In the past,
I never would've thought of adoption.

When you meet someone
that you really connect to like this,

you can't help but think, like,
how can you change their life.

And I think that looking into adoption,
it would be amazing.

[lively music]

-[Kim] Hi.
-[Brody] You talking to me?

-What are you doing?
-Oh, so you're chilling solo?

Do you wanna take a selfie with me?

-[Brody] Selfie?
-Yeah.

[Brody] You can do it.

[camera shutter clicks]

-What's the deal with the wedding?
-It's at the end of May.

-Okay.
-You, Brandon, and Leah are invited.

-Where's it gonna be?
-Paris.

-I got to tell Brandon and Leah, too.
-[Brody] Oh, hey, guys!

-It's so nice out here, isn't it?
-Hi!

[Kim] I was just giving Brody
my, um, wedding info.

We haven't set our invites yet,

but I wanna tell people,
like, close to me the dates.

-Is it gonna be big or small?
-[Kim] Really small.

He wanted to get married in the Louvre,
in the museum.

-Oh, god, that would've been amazing.
-Oh, whoa!

-Really? No way.
-Yeah. But there's, like,

-That would be…
-certain music restrictions

and certain things,
so this chateau, we're gonna cover it

with, like, lots of flowers
and all the things that really look new

to have, have that, like, effect.

-Yeah, well…
-Ah, I'm excited for you.

Yeah, it'll be fun. Like, a fun few days.

[Leah] God, it's so beautiful here.

[Kim] I know, right?

[Leah] Let's go on the boat!

You wanna go on the boat with me?

-It's not gonna tip over?
-Come on, I swear it won't tip over.

-Ken, will you go on the boat?
-I'll go.

[Khloé] Oh, Jesus, you guys!

[engine rumbles]

[screams]

[Leah] I say we…

I say, we go out there,
and jump off, take a little swim.

-It's just a little swim,
-No way.

-what's your problem?
-I don't trust you right now.

-I promise I wouldn't dare.
-[screaming]

-[Khloé] I can swim now.
-[man 1] Okay.

[Khloé yelps]

Here we go.

[Kim] I'm impressed. That was good.

You did good!

Not quite as good
as the, uh, Thai boxing, though.

-You look amazing.
-She's… I know. Khloé?

-You look amazing.
-[Khloé] My first time…

She does look good.

-She looks incredible.
-…on that thing. I hate the ocean.

And I almost d*ed. But it's okay, guys.

[upbeat music]

[Kim] You wanna show him?
Watch, clap hands!

Clap hands.

-[Bruce] Hey!
-Can you clap?

[Bruce] Yeah!

-Honey?
-[Kris] Huh?

We went to Thai boxing last night.

[Brody] We found Khloé's future husband.

[Kris] That's awesome.

These guys barely speak English
and going, "Yeah, this!"

Well, you like her? You like?
And they're like, "Yeah, okay,"

and I'm like,
"Yeah, okay, we'll set you up."

Did they have a cell phone?

I gave the guy, well, this one guy,
we should try calling him right now

-just to see if he picks up.
-Oh, my gosh.

Does he speak English?

-Did you show him to Khloé yet?
-It's ringing. It's ringing. It's ringing.

[line ringing]

-[man 2] Hello?
-Yo!

-[man 2] Hey.
-What's up, buddy?

[Brody] I have, I have your, uh,
future wife right here.

-[man 2] Yes?
-Yeah, say hello.

[Kris] Hi.

[man 2] Hey, how are you?

[Kris] Good. How are you? I'm Khloé.

-[man 2] What's your name?
-Khloé.

-Do you like the name Khloé?
-[man 2] Khloé… Yeah, yeah.

[Kris] What language do you speak?

-[man 2] French and a little Spanish.
-A little Spanish.

[speaks Spanish]
Oh, cómo está?

-[man 2] Muy bien. Y tú?
-Uh, muy bien.

[Kris] I'd love to go out
with you one day.

Maybe we can meet up and have a coffee.

[speaking Spanish]
Tú… tú le gusta café?

[man 2] I like what?

[Kris] Coffee, café.

[man 2] Coffee, yeah, yeah. I like coffee.

[speaks Spanish]
Oh, muy bien.

-[Kris] I'll call you later.
-[chuckles]

-[phone beeps]
-I think I have a date.

[Bruce] Congratulations!

-[Brody] Hey!
-Yeah!

-You got Khloé a date.
-I got, I got a date.

[lively music]

[knock at door]

-Hi.
-Hi. How are you?

-Good. How are you? Nice to see you.
-Good, very… Nice to see you.

[smooches]

-This room is fantastic.
-How's everything?

-Hi. Good.
-Everything going okay?

-Yeah, really good.
-Fantastic.

-You look very comfortable in here.
-Very comfortable.

-I know. We love it.
-Every room is just so different

and so cool.

[Kris] First of all, it was such
a great experience

for us to go
to the orphanage the other day.

I really, um, it was an
eye-opener for sure.

And Kim, I think, has this attachment
for a little girl named Pink.

[Kim] She's so sweet.

So, in a place like that…

are those kids, like, up for adoption?

No, I don't think
you can adopt here in Thailand.

[gentle music]

Are those kids, like, up for adoption?

No, I don't think
you can adopt here in Thailand.

-I mean to actually…
-Really?

…adopt the kids from Thailand
is very, very difficult.

-Why?
-Well, the government,

they're worried
that people are gonna come here

and take the children
for their own reasons.

You have to speak to the guy
who runs it about what he needs,

how you can help.
What's the best way to give?

It's just so sad to know

that because so many people
were taking advantage,

it has ruined
the chances of other children

getting experiences
that can change their world.

[Kim] What more can I do?

We're now actually helping them
come up with a plan to rebuild the place.

-So, we're going to do…
-[Kris] Oh, that's great!

Yeah, 'cause we were asking,
like, what do they…

'Cause if they don't have, like,

air conditioning
and electricity and stuff?

Yeah, we're, we're doing a plan right now
to help them redevelop it,

to rebuild the place up.

Well, that makes me feel better about Pink
that those needs are being addressed.

So, when we go over there,

-we'll check it out.
-[Kim] Yeah.

[Kris] All right, Mark, thank you.

-All right. See you later.
-Okay. Bye. Thank you.

So, I think we have to talk
to the guy that we met the other day

who runs the orphanage.

Mm-hmm.

And then we'll find out
what it is that we can do,

what he thinks that the kids
would really benefit from.

In the meantime, we'll go over.

We'll bring them some shirts
and stuff and a swimming pool.

-A pool? Yes.
-So, that they can have something

to at least splash off in.

-[Kris] How's that?
-I love that.

-[Kim] Love you. Mean it.
-[Kris] Love you.

[lively music]

[Bruce] I really don't know much
about Buddhism.

Do you?

I just know it's a very peaceful religion.
I don't know much.

I need to be more knowledgeable.

I know, on stuff like that.

We are going to a Buddhist temple,
and who knows?

Maybe going to a Buddhist temple
will give me peace and serenity.

And I can enjoy the rest of this trip.

[Bruce] Ah, look at Buddha.

-[Kylie] Wow!
-[Khloé] That's huge.

[Kendall] That's amazing.

[Kylie] Oh, my god, it's huge!

[Brody] That is amazing.

I'm a little worried, though.
I'm serious about making…

I don't wanna break any rules.

-No hats first. That's a start.
-Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I just took mine off.
I would leave it here.

[Pom] Thank you for coming.

And these are the offerings
for the gentlemen…

-[Bruce] Yes.
-…to take inside with me

so we can offer to the monks.

Please remove your shoes
before enter the temple.

And I'll walk you through slowly.

[traditional music]

[Pom] You are entering a sacred place.

Nothing bad can enter at this point.

So, please follow me inside.

The gentlemen sit this row,
facing the monks, please.

And the ladies, uh,
a little bit behind, yes.

Thank you.

And now, uh, he's
gonna give us all blessing.

[monks chanting]

This Thailand trip
has been very emotionally draining.

[Khloé] So, I think just to be
at a Buddhist temple

where you can't talk
and you're just in your own thoughts

and it's like serenity and peacefulness.

[Khloé] It's a good vibe
to be in right now.

[Pom] So, um, if you'd like
to meditate a little bit, you can.

I would like to show you
outside of the temple.

[Khloé] Yes, please.

[calm music]

[Kim] Where's Khloé?

[monk chanting]

[Khloé] I love that we have
the opportunity to do this kind of stuff.

It kind of makes you refocus everything

and realize, like,
why is everyone fighting?

Why does everyone
make everything so negative?

[Kim] Was this, like, peaceful for you?

Did you find it, like, relaxing?

I do.

I like this kind of stuff.

I feel like you need to relax, like,
more often and just, like, not stress out.

I don't think it's realistic
to say don't stress.

[Kim] I just feel like
you have been feeling

like you have to take
full responsibility for Rob

when now is the time where
you really need to take care of yourself.

[Khloé] I've been trying
to avoid Kim all day.

And now that
we're at this Buddhist temple,

I'm supposed to have some,
like, peace and quiet,

but she is trying to corner me
and it's pissing me off.

[traditional music]

I just feel like you have been
so stressed-out lately,

feeling like you have to take
full responsibility for Rob

when now is the time where
you really need to take care of yourself.

You know, I think it's just,
like, we put this pressure on you,

like, "Okay, Khloé is now moving out,"
you know, "Rob can live with her," like…

-I don't mind, though. I…
-No one even asked.

We just are like, "Khloé's gonna fix him."
But it's a lot of responsibility.

I could just see that
it's changed you a little bit

or you just have this, like, heavy heart,

but I think that you
should start being selfish

even though he needs help.

I feel like you should just try to really,
like, help yourself and just live life

and, you know, recover
from everything that you've gone through.

Yeah.

[Khloé] I definitely feel guilty,
but Kim is right.

There's only so much I can do for Rob.

-Yeah. Old habits die hard.
-[Kim] I get it.

People have to want to help themselves.

And without them wanting
to help themselves,

there's nothing any of us can do.

[Kim] I just feel bad
if we have put any pressure on you.

I appreciate it, Keeks.

[Khloé] Have you ever held my hand before?

-[Kim] Yeah, I'm not, like, a hand holder.
-[Khloé] Okay.

-[Kim] The germs.
-Then I'll let go.

[Kim] But I'm not letting go.

I am not letting go.

[lively music]

-Hi, guys!
-[kids chatter]

How are you?

We brought you some presents.

[Kim] Even though I'm not gonna adopt,

I still wanna do something
for this orphanage

and just donate stuff for them

to help with whatever needs
that they have for all the kids.

[kids] Thank you!

-[Kris chuckles]
-[speaking Thai]

-Thank you so much…
-[Kris] Oh.

-[girl 2] Thank you.
-[Kris] Thank you.

So, we found a swimming pool.

[Kris] Do you guys have a place
where you could put it?

-Yes.
-So, the kids can splash around?

-Yeah, we have a big site.
-Okay, good.

-Thank you so much.
-[Kris] So, yes, of course.

-You're doing such a good job.
-Thank you so much.

It's an amazing, amazing thing
you guys do here.

Can we go in and see
the handprints in the media room?

-[Papangkorn] Yes.
-Can we go? Okay.

[light music]

[Kim] So cute!

That's me. That's Pink.

I have something else for you…

-Thank you.
-…for giving me the bracelet.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I know I'm not gonna be
seeing Pink every day.

[Kim] I wanted to just go
and say bye one last time.

I'll always remember her.

[Kim] Well, thank you so much
for having us back here.

-Thank you for that, thank you so much.
-Thank you.

[Kim] Okay, bye, guys!

[kids] Bye!

I'll see you guys soon!

-Okay.
-Bye!

[kids] Bye! Thank you!

[kids] Bye!

Bye!

[kids] Bye!

[lively music]

[Khloé] Someone's having
a party down there?

[Kendall] Where?

[Khloé] Don't you hear it?

Should we go to it? Should we go?

They have a tent.
Oh, this [bleep] is getting real.

Oh, this is so cute.

-Oh, honeymoon stage.
-Stop.

They're posing. Is this a wedding?

We were so confident… Oh, is it?

[Khloé] There's the bride!
It is a wedding!

-[Kendall] Congratulations.
-[Khloé] Congratulations.

-Looks… Your dress is beautiful.
-[groom] Can we take a photo?

-[Khloé] Sure! Yeah!
-[Kendall] Yeah! Let's do it.

[camera shutter clicks]

[photographer] One more time.

[Khloé] This is how I want
a vacation to be.

We're in, like,
this beautiful, tranquil beach.

[Khloé] It's, like, so pretty.

We end up being wedding crashers,

but at least we're ending on a high note.

[Kendall] You guys should've come!
We went to a wedding!

-[Brandon] Are you serious?
-What?

[Khloé] Kendall had
the best time of her life.

Cheers to Thailand.

-Cheers, guys.
-Cheers to a good trip.

-Yes!
-Cheers.

-Oh, it's good.
-Oh, that's actually really good.

[Brandon] You missed me.

[Brody] Cheers.

I guess our, uh, mission to find you
a little vacation romance is…

-hasn't been too successful.
-[Kendall] Failed?

You know we called that guy?

The fact that you guys are showing
my photo around, I could k*ll you both.

I was thinking more
of, like, a one-night stand,

-not, like, a relationship.
-Yeah, but I don't do one-night stands.

-I don't want a relationship.
-A vacation… Why not?

-I don't…
-That's what I'm saying…

-Like, just one of these Thai boxers…
-[Khloé] First of all…

-…to just tee off.
-[Khloé] Yeah.

As amused as I am that my brothers
wanna help me find a vacation fling,

it's just not my steez. Sorry, boys.

I mean, I appreciate you guys
wanting me to have a good time

and, like, have, like, single Khloé,
but I'm just not mentally there.

-Not into it?
-No way!

[Brody] You guys want wine or something?

-[Khloé] Sure, thanks, Brode.
-I'm good.

-[Kendall] Do you want me to help you?
-Help me?

-Yeah… I'm gonna need some help.
-Do you want me to help you?

Can I please have, uh, one more wine,
two more beers, please?

-Yes, thank you very much.
-[Kendall gasps]

[Kendall] Excuse me!

-Brody, that guy just touched my ass.
-What?

-That guy just grabbed my ass.
-Who?

You just [bleep] touched my sister?

That your sister? No.

-Are you [bleep] kidding me, bro?
-What? No.

You just [bleep] touched my sister?

No.

-Are you [bleep] kidding me, bro?
-What? No.

-Are you [bleep] kidding me?
-[man 3] Hey, man!

-Hold it…
-Hey, hey, hey.

-[man 3] Hey, hey, hey!
-You're [bleep] out of control.

[Brody] What the [bleep]
was this guy thinking?

-[bleep] that guy.
-[Brandon] Let him go.

-It's good that you did that…
-Go, Brody, go!

Stand up for your sister!

Even though, like, Brody kind of gets
a little too in the nitty-gritty

of, like, my personal life,

I know it comes from a good place,
like, I know at the end of the day,

he'll always be there
to love and protect us.

He's protecting Kendall right now.

That's what big brothers are for.

What a [bleep] creeper, bro. You got…

[coughs]

[huffs]

-Loyalty, family. Go, Brody!
-Thank you.

Woosah.

[upbeat music]

[Kris] Everyone, let's go down
to the beach.

-[Khloé] We get it, Mother!
-[Kris] Son of a bitch!

-[laughter]
-Little piece of [bleep]!

[laughter]

-Look at this, you guys.
-God, I'm like…

How am I, like, sweating again?
I'm, like, so hot all the time.

[Kris] This is so amazing.

[soft music playing]

[Brody] Okay, this is amazing, you guys.

-[woman 1] Chicken?
-[Brody] It's chicken.

[Khloé] I can't believe their fingers
go back like that.

-Right? It's crazy.
-Go back all the way.

-Look at this. This is as far as I can go.
-Yes.

-Dude, Khloé got it. Khloé's good.
-[Bruce] Khloé's a natural.

-Look at this guy behind you.
-[Bruce] That's the courtship.

-[Khloé groans]
-He got her. He's gonna tee off.

Tee off, buddy.

-You like "tee off."
-I do.

All right, you guys,
I would like to make a toast.

[Brody] Toast, guys.

I'd like to make a toast to my family
and everything that we've been through,

but that what leads us here today,
and if you guys come with me,

we're gonna take
a little walk out to the beach,

and we're gonna do something
really, really special tonight.

And the significance of what
we're gonna do is about letting go.

[Kris] I've organized a surprise tonight

for something that I think

the family will all really benefit from,
especially right now.

[Kris] You guys are gonna
remember this forever.

[whooping, laughter]

[Kim] What is this?

[crickets chirping]

[Kris] We're gonna do something
really, really special tonight.

You guys are gonna remember this forever.

So, think about what you wanna let go.

-Ah!
-[Brody] Wow, this is so cool.

-I've always wanted to do this.
-I'm so excited.

[Kris] Everyone gets one.

-Ah, that's so cool.
-[Kim] Wow, I love this.

[Kris] It's so significant.

Yeah!

-Okay, ready?
-Ready?

[Kris] Each and every one of us
has something that we need to let go of.

So, I've set up this really amazing
lantern-releasing ceremony.

[Kris] It's where you take a lantern

and you imagine something in it
that you want to let go of.

And then you release it out into the sky.

[Kris] Really think about
what you wanna let go of.

No, you don't have to say it out loud.

Then it won't come true.

[Bruce] Are you ready?
Getting ready to launch.

Here's Kim's.

-[Brody] It's so cool.
-[Kris] Yeah, it's really cool.

-All right.
-[Kim] Okay.

[Bruce] Here she goes.

[all yelling]

Oh, there goes Kim's!

[Kim] That's so cool!

Letting go lanterns.

[Kim] I just hope that everyone
in the family lets go of something

that's just weighing heavy on their heart.

-[Kris] Look at that!
-Let it go!

Kylie, look!

[Bruce] Oh, come on.

[Kendall] I guess I'm kind of
just letting go of my young self

and the past

and just becoming independent
and moving out.

[Bruce]
Kylie, you're getting rid of a lot!

[Kylie] These lanterns are really cool.

And hopefully, everyone's
getting rid of their negative energy.

I know I did.

-It's ready to go.
-[Bruce] Yeah! Way to go!

-Yours got a good gust in it.
-Happy?

-Oh, my god, look how far ours are!
-One, two…

-[Bruce] There it goes.
-Oh, it's so pretty.

There it goes!

Say goodbye to my lousy putter!

[Bruce] It's great to let go
of a lot of things

and let them just float off into the sky.

Everybody seemed to work out
everything in the end.

It was great having Brandon
and Brody and Leah together.

So, overall, I think the Thai vacation
was a great success.

[Brody] Brandon's is just like Brandon.
All peaceful.

There they go. All of our troubles,
wave, say goodbye.

And goodbye to Thailand.

[Bruce] All right, Leah!

[Brody] Whoa! Yours went up fastest. Whoa!

[all yelling]

[Kris] I think what I'm
letting go of is fear.

Fear of everything not being
exactly the way it was.

[Kris] And there's no reason
to fear change.

And I think change is good for all of us.

Kylie!

[Khloé] Even though I was really resistant
to come on this vacation,

I did have a great time,

and I can't put the responsibility
on myself

for trying to fix everybody's problems.

-Whoa!
-Bye, bad [bleep].

Sometimes, I just have
to let go and let God.

-[Bruce] All right, yeah!
-Yeah!

-Let go!
-Kylie!

[Bruce] A little more heat!
A little more heat!

-[Kris] Look at our lights up there, guys!
-[Brody] That's so awesome.

[Kris] That's all our crap, by the way.

[Kris] You okay, Mom?

[Kim] Next on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians…

Because of the way you've been feeling,

what if you got some medical marijuana?

-Oh!
-[Kim] I'm not condoning that.

-[woman 2] Hi.
-I am… I am her interior designer.

-[Khloé] I like this.
-That is cool.

-Should I take a picture for you?
-Yes.

What is this? Wait, what service fee?

Do you think I'm doing this for free?

Take a girl to dinner
before you just [bleep] her up the ass!

We are staying at the Versace mansion.

Versace! Versace! Versace! Versace!

Scott is starting to get a little sloppy.

I just pissed and dripped
a little pee-pee in my pants.