[music ]
[ emergency alarm sounding ]
[ tube alert ]
- What's going on?!- What's the emergency?!
- Sorry I'm late!
I had to leavein the middle of my shift.
- Did you get a jobat Nacho Ball?
- I got a career at Nacho Ball.
- And when didthis career start?
- I went to getsome lunch yesterday
and I guess they thoughtI "had the look."
- Dude.You got discovered.
- They handed methis thing and said,
"You're working drive-throughkid, buena suerte."
That'll be twelve thirty-nine,
please pull upto the first window.
- So what exactlyis the emergency?
- Uh, it's two daysbefore Christmas
and we still haven't sat aroundin Christmas sweaters,
read a Christmas bookwhile drinking hot chocolate
by a Christmas fire.
I'd say that'san emergency, Miles.
- Do... you...
love...Christmas?
- No, I don't love Christmas.
I'm obsessed with Christmas.
- Dang girl, you took a longtime to answer that question.
- Would you like to nacho-sizethose balls?
Well there goes that story.
CHAPA: On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus delivers presents
to all the good girls and boys throughout the world.
CHAPA: He has a magic sleigh
and a magic bag of presents that never goes empty.
And his reindeer--RAY: What's the emergency?!
Sorry, I'm late.I got stuck in
the drive-through lineat Nacho Ball.
I guess some jerk just leftin the middle of his shift...
- Grab a sweater,I'm reading a Christmas story.
- Oh. You guys wanna heara Christmas story?
MIKA: Ray...- Sit. Just sit.
- It doesn't matterwhat you say.
- Sit.- When I was kid...
- Here he goes...
- I heard all the "traditional""Christmas" "stories."
But there's a lot moreto Christmas
than what they "teach" youin "schools."
- Do you know howair quotes work?
- "Yes."Move it.
- What? No.- Get out of my seat.
- No. Off!- Get out of my seat.
- Oh, okay.- There ya go, there it is.
There ya go.
You guys wanna hear...The Real Story of Christmas?
- No.- You wanna...it's rhetorical.
- Oooooo.
[ Mika, Miles and Bose ]- Ew.
- A long time ago,on a little planet
I like to call Earth...
RAY: Mother Nature and Father Time got married,
kissed, and had two boys.
MIKA: What does this have to do with Christmas?
- Next questionerowes me ten pushups!
RAY: One boy was generous and jolly.
The other one was hot. And fun.
CHAPA: Was the jolly one named Santa Claus?
- Yes.And that's ten push-ups.
[ Chapa groans ]
RAY: And his brother was named Krampus.
[ electric guitar sting ]
- Quiet, Schwoz! I'm tryin' totell a story!
- But I needs to practicemy guitar at this very moment!
- Fine. But only play when itmakes sense in my story.
- You got it, boss...
[ electric guitar sting ]
- One year, Mother Naturewas going to give Krampus
a jet ski for Christmas...but on Christmas Eve,
RAY: Krampus took Father Time's El Camino without permission
and went to an Ugly Kid Joe concert at Red Rocks--
MILES: Excuse me.
When exactly does this storytake place?
- Long ago!And you owe me ten, friend.
[ whines ]
- So Father Time gave the jetski to Santa Claus instead.
In fact, Krampusnever got anything that year.
RAY: Or any other year.
Then, Krampus spent the next one thousand years
on the naughty list.
- Whoa...- The math of this story
does not add up.
Two.
- Krampus was so cheesed offwith his family
he ran away from home --to the desert somewhere
outside of San Bernardino.
[ the kids gasp ]
RAY: That's right. For thousands of years,
Krampus drank DeadBull energy drinks in San Bernardee-
'sgusting and grew jealous of Santa Claus.
He also grew two weird horns, because of all the DeadBulls.
RAY: And the jealousy turned him into a powerful demon --
a twisted, annoying, anti-Santa,
who hated his brother and everything about Christmas.
- Where did you get this book?
And I'll take my answeras I do pushups.
- I got it from the truth store!Because it's all true.
Then one day,in the mid-nineties...
RAY: Krampus lured his brother to the desert
with promises of fish tacos, motocross,
and illegal fireworks.
But when he arrived all he found was an angry demonbrother
whose very touch can turn even the goodest of boys and girls
into Christmas-hating dill-weeds.
- [ groans ]Three.
- Santa and Krampus foughtan epic battle
in the ruins of San Bernardino'sonce-mighty outlet malls.
RAY: But Santa defeated his brother and locked him inside
an abandoned clothing store called "Punk Function"
that sold nothing but boot-cut jeans...
[ the kids gasp ]
- giant belt buckles,thumb rings, trucker hats,
and long-sleeved t-shirtswith flames on 'em!
[ the kids gasp ]
- Some say... that Krampusis still in that Punk Function
outside of San Bernardino...biding his time,
RAY: waiting for a chance to strike back at his brother
and destroy Christmas forever.
And to all a good night.
- I don't believe any of that.
- Krampus touch!
[ Miles screams ]
[ Ray laughs maniacally ]
[ music ]
- Okay, yeah this isn't much,
but I think Chapa willappreciate us trying
to Christmas up the Man's Nesta little bit.
- I dunno, that tree's a beater.
- But it's our beater.
- And Christmas isn't abouttrees or decorations, or--
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER!
- I COULD NOT LOVE THIS MORE!
- THIS TREE IS THE WORST!
- I HATE THIS STUPID TREE!
- I just hope this onestays alive until Christmas.
- It's Christmas Eve, man.- It is?
I forgot to tell Santawhat I want!
- Well the Big Man will be herein a few,
you can tell him yourself.
- The big man?You mean Shaq?
- No, sillies.I mean Santa.
- Like, Santa Santa?- The actual Santa Claus?
- Is coming to town?
- He'll be here in five.
I tune up his sleigh every yearbefore Christmas.
How do you think he makes it
around the whole worldin one night?
- I thought it was his reinde--
- Do not sayit's his reindeer!
It's not his reindeer,his reindeer did not invent
a positronic fuel injector!
- Schwoz. Did you inventa positronic fuel injector?
- Maybe...
[ distant melody ]
[ Miles, Mika and Bosein unison ]- The Corn Lady!!!
- Schwoz, the Corn Lady is downthere in her Corn Truck!
- Please buy us some corn fromthe Corn Lady's Corn Truck?!
- Please?!The Corn Lady's Corn Truck
has the best corn --pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!
- Okaaaay.Come on.
But first let me turn off
our Protective AerialNeutralizing thr*at Systems.
I don't want our air defensesto blow Santa out of the sky!
- No way!- That would be terrible!
- And Christmas would be ruined!
- Yah...
[ tube alert ]
- You know what I love most?
- Buying all the cornfrom the Corn Lady
so no one else can have any?- Oh...that's good too.
I was gonna say when I puncha bad guy so hard that he farts
and then he's like, "Oh, it wasjust something I ate."
But we both know it's becauseI punched him so ha--
- Did you do this for me becauseyou know I love Christmas?!
- Sure did.
- Thank you!- Yeah, Schwoz was like,
[ imitating Schwoz ]"Don't do it!"
But I said to him,I said I says,
"Schwoz, I'm the boss aroundhere, okay,
and Chapa really likes Christmasso we're gonna--"
wait. Something's wrong.
- Did someone turn offthe Protective AerialNeutralizing thr*at Systems?
- [ gasps ]Our P.A.N.T.S are down!
We're exposed!
VOLT: Why arethe P.A.N.T.S down?!
CAPTAIN MAN: The only possibleexplanation is that Man's Nest
has been infiltratedby a saboteur
and we are under imminentattack from the skies.
VOLT: Incoming.
- Oh... my... god.- I've got an idea.
- I-I-I don't have time to armthe Man Missiles!
- I'll handle it!
- What are you gonna do?!
- I'm gonna wish this guya Merry Christmas
and a Zappy New Year!!!
Got him!
- Way to sleigh, Volt.
MAN'S VOICE: Ho ho. Ho ho ho ho!
HO HO HO HO!TOO HOT! TOO HOT!
SANTA: Ho ho ho ho!Too hot!
- Is that?
[ Santa moans ]
- IT'S SANTA!
- Ohhhhh, boy...
- IT'S SANTA CLAUS!
- Yeeeeeeaaaah...
- WE sh*t SANTA CLAUS!
- Oh. You sh*t Santa Claus.
[ holiday music ]
[ 's rap-rock guitar music ]
- Merry Krampus, kiddies.
It's party time.
[ burps ]
Now, where's my brother..?
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.- I know.
[ music ]
- Okay I found a bunch of yarnand some knitting needles!
- We just blew Santa Clausout of the sky
and you want us to knit?!
- It'll give us something to dowith our hands
so we can act naturalwhen everyone comes back!
- I don't know how to knit!- Yes you do! Yes you do!
People can knit anything whenthey're covering up misdeeds!
[ Man's Nest computer beeps ]
- Surprised that the corn ladywas out of corn.
- Yeah. All she had left wasthis stupid ice cream.
- Ice cream's are good.
- They're not when your heartis set on corn.
- So true.- I was thinking--
this is not fair.I was promised corn.
MILES: Like, like hi--key lame.
- Hang on.Are you two knitting?
[ in unison ]- What's that?
- They are!
BOSE: And knitting well...
That's a four-row yarn overbuttonholes if I'm not mistaken.
- [ gasps ]You're covering up misdeeds!
- Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?- Buncha' hooey.
- While we were down therenot getting any corn...
- Oh, I'm so sorry.- Thank you.
We saw some lightning in the skyabove the Man's Nest.
- This Man's Nest?- The same.
- Oh.- And what's out there
under that sheet,with the sign that says,
"None of ur b'yazness?"
- Pretty sure it'snone of your b'yazness.
- Did my friend Santa Clausever stop by--
- Chapa zapped him.- Dude!
- Oww!
- You zapped Santa Claus?!
- We thought someone wasattacking the Man's Nest!
- So we did whatanybody would do
when they're caught withtheir P.A.N.T.S. down.
- We pulled 'em back onlineand I blasted Santa Claus
out of the skyand I feel terrible okay
is that whatyou want to hear?!
- Wait -- is Santa okay?
[ in unison ]- Ehhhhhhh....
- aaaaand clear!
[ Santa mumbles ]
- Hey big fella.
You feeling alright?
- Where am I?
- You are in the Man's Nest.
- Oh. Who am I?
- You are Santa Claus.
- What's a "Santa Claus?"
- Okay.
- Santa Claus doesn't knowwho he is?!
- He must have hit his headwhen he fell
because Chapa insisted onblowing him out of the sky.
Ahhh! STOP IT!
- So where is he?!
- Yah, is he running aroundSwellview on Christmas Eve
not knowing who he is?!
- No! Chapa and I stashed himbehind that door
with a bunch of our corn.
- What corn?- Whoooo caaaares?
What's important is that Schwozfigured out a way
to science Santa's memory back.
Until then, the big man is safeand sound behind this door.
[ in unison ]- Huh.
- I'll be darned.
[ music ]
- This thing's toast.I can't fix it.
- Awww, nice try.- Welp, you tried.
- But I think I can fix it.
- Ah thank God.- I thought we were doomed.
- Problem solved!
And to make up forwhat Chapa did.
- Ohh!
- I'm going to give you guysChristmas Day off.
- No.- Yes!!!
- But Christmas night,you're working.
- The problem is not solved!!!- Awww...
- What's her deal?
- Her deal -- our deal --everyone's deal is that
because of you twoSanta Claus is running around
the streets of Swellviewwithout a brain!
[ Volt and Captain Man gasp ]
- I think he has a brain.
Okay. It's just not workingvery well.
- Yeah.- Could be worse.
- See now why wouldyou say that?
KRAMPUS: Standing five-foot-sick,
straight outta San Bernardiii-nasty...
ladies love him, men also love him,
it's K-KK- K-K-Krrrrrrraaaaampussssss!
- Hey, I was right!It's worse.
[ music ]
- Where's my brother, uglies?
ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Sick burn, Krampus!
That's gonna sting!!!
- I hate him.
- What's the problem,Hooba-stanks?
Never seen a Christmas-hating,desert demon
look this hot before?!
- I also hate him.
- Me too --get outta here, Krampus!
Why don't you go back toSan Bernardino where you belong.
- Oh, I'll go back tothe nine-oh-nine...
But not before I destroymy brother,
and Christmas, forever.
Any of you baby wipes seea magic bag of presents in here?
If I'm gonna put the Krampson Christmas
I'll have to destroythat thing too dude.
- Oh I think you'll find thatbag, shockingly close.
Do you mind?- Not at all...
- Ahh!
- Sorry, can't catch Krampus!
But if you do,consult a physician
because you'll be sick!
ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Side effects include hotness!
ANNOYING VOICE: And diarrhea!
- Oh my god shut[super-screams ] UP!!!
- Ahh!
- Missed me, missed me,now you gotta--
ANNOYING MONSTER RADIO VOICE: KRAMPUS!
- Hey, I can teleport too,you know!
- So?
- Yeah, how does that help?- Can you cause diarrhea?
- Where's my brother?Oooo yeah.
I can smell his Santa stenchall over this place.
- Nobody say anything.- He left.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, you told us he lost hismemory and ran off, remember?
[ everyone groansbut Krampus laughs ]
- S-s-s-sweeeeeet! Looks likeyou after-school-specials
did half my work for me.Bump it, lil' dude!
- No Bose don't touch him!- No!
- K-K-K-Kramp Life!
- Welcome to K-k-k-k-k-klubKrampusssss, dude!
- Excited to getmy Kramp-on!
What are you doorknobslookin' at?!
- Nooooo!!!- What did you do to him?!
- I got a brother to find,a sack to snatch,
and a beloved holiday to ruin.
Krampus out!
- That guy is sick.
- Okay, this is bad.
- Yeah, you're all definitelyworking Christmas now.
- If we don't find Santa Clausbefore Krampus does
there won't be a Christmas forus or anyone else in the world!
- Then let's go get himso Schwoz can fix his brain.
- Errrr! Copy that.
Volt -- we're goingSanta huntin'.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no...wait.
You two have harmed Santaenough for today.
- Mika and Iwill go look for Santa.
You two go find his magic bagof presents.
- How are we gonna do that?
- Okay, I know I'm the only onehere who has set up their phone
to get news alerts...
- News is boring.- Lame.
- News alert:You're all Jingle-Dorks.
[ laughs ]
- But sometimes the news alertscome in handy...
- Breaking news.
A large bag of presentshas fallen out of the sky.
- Experts say it's a sign thatthe clouds are happy.
- That's wrong, Mary.
But witnesses say it landedright on top of two dirty kids.
- We'll have both of those kids,and their bag,
in our Impact Segmentwhen we return.
- And in part two of our news--
- Go.
- [ groans ]Fine.
- Oh! Hey, Chapa?
Is there anything elsewe need to look for?
- Yeah like what happened tothe reindeer
after you blastedSanta's sleigh?
Did they just fly away?
- WHO CARES ABOUT THE REINDEER?!
- Sorry!
[ in unison ]- Down the tube!
- Alright. Let's find Santabefore Krampus does
and cancels Christmas.
- Christmas is the worst.
Best holiday?T-t-t-t-t-taco Tuesday,
amirite, nerdzzzz?
- I'll work on the sleighand keep an eye on him.
- I got a scorching caseof Krampus.
Symptoms include finger-tats...
and sick guitar riffs!
[ heavy metal music ]
- Please hurry.
[ in unison ]- Down the tube!
[ heavy metal continues ]
- but then our boarding schoolfor English orphans
was taken over bya group of Australian orphans.
Then one day when we weredigging for breakfast worms
behind the bus stationthis large bag of presents
landed right on our heads.
- I'm sorry, I've just beenhanded a note that says,"Party Time."
- Did someone say,"Party Time?!"
- Indeed, good sir.
That man right therejust said it,
after you handed him the note.
- You talk dork.Time to talk cool!
KRAMPUS: T-t-t-taco Tuesday!
- What's up, news-losers?!It stinks in here.
Time for some MAXX Body Spray!
- Good god, no, no!
- Percy, you know I onlyhave one lung!
- Gimme that sack, jack!
I'm gonna blast some Smash Mouthand light it on fire!
- Who are you?!
- His name is Krampus!
And he better take his handsoff that sack.
- Oh it's my sack now.
And I'm gonna putmy hands all over it!
Ooooo.
Byyyeeeeee!- Let me have it!
Heyyyyy. Alright.
- Ah! You savedthe bag of presents!
Now you can give them backto the orphans.
- Uhhhhh...- Oooooo.
- It's actually Santa's bag?So...
- And we need itto save Christmas.
- Good lord,is Christmas in danger?
- Nothing to worry about.- Christmas is not in danger.
- Santa's brain is totally fine.- Everything's gonna be A-okay.
- Christmas is for babies!
When's Taco Tuesdaaayyy?!
- Uh, Tuesday?
- You got quick hands.
But you better gimme that bag,or blondie here gets Kramp'd.
I'll Kramp her.
- You know I can't do that,Krampus.
- Suit yourself, Armani.
News flash: Another stunner justwashed up on Krampus Island!
- Nooo!
KRAMPUS: K-K-K-K-Krampus party!
- Who has two thumbsand hates Christmas?
This galll!- This guyyyyy!
- Give it up, Krampus!We've got the bag.
We're gonna find Santa.And we're gonna save Christmas.
Once again, Christmas is inno kind of danger.
Please don't panic.
- Oh yeah? How are you going tosave Christmas...
when there's no one leftwho even likes it!
- Ah. Gah.
KRAMPUS: K-k-k-k-krampons!
- Who's got an energy drink?!
- Coming right up, Krampons!
[ in unison ]- THAT TACO TUESDAY LYYYFE!!!
- LYFE SPELLED WITH A "Y"!
- Let's bolt, Volt.
- Hang on a second.
- That was easy.
- Yeah, I didn't even thinkit would work,
I just wanted to try--
- Just kidding!
- Ahhh! No!
- Ahhh!
- Go go go go!
- You're gonna have to tryharder than that
if you wanna save Christmas,kiddies!
- Looks like this story --will be continued!
ANNOYING DJ: - K-k-k-k-krampons!
[ air horns blaring ]
[ heavy metal music ]
♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x12 - Down Goes Santa: Part I
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.