01x12 - Still Bullying

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how come you're still watching football

you're supposed to be taking that back

to goodwill today I'm waiting until

after the game by then this shirt will

be ready to donate to even goodwill has

their limit I'm witness an ugly old

sweater you want it I bought this for

you and I loved it so much that I wore

it out tags are still on it or the hippo

ayan alacazam are you because you said

you like that hippo canna like oh man

man that Cal seen better days come on

buddy she's sitting right here daddy can

I keep my cow sure honey and what's all

this stuff your mom is giving it all

away first microscope this is where I

discovered that the mitochondria is the

powerhouse of the cell and beans e2

wrong with him your mom throw it away

some old stuff she's throwing away my

handsome CD and the big dope kept at

Derrick Montgomery drink rock don't

forget to bring that box to Goodwill

sure

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mom I can't find my boots I looked

everywhere wrap your feet and grocery

bags and slip in your shoes i'm just all

not back in time you people keep it down

i'm trying to get some sleep why is that

villainous pajamas because son i'm sick

you don't look sick i have a bad case of

accumulated sick days i don't use them

now they disappear forever it's an

outdated system and i love it mom don't

forget the dancers on saturday and i

still have to buy my dress I can't

believe it my little girls going door

first and among the gestures on saturday

and i bruise easily ok ok you know we'll

shop for your dress on saturday way your

father's watching football oh I can't

believe they're leaving me alone to

watch football Phil isn't there

something you want to learn before her

first big dance oh right honey Lauren a

young man and a young woman get together

they sometimes do a little thing called

breakdancing thank you anyway

uh honey I'm not stop until you do it

all right there you go is that it oh

yeah boys are gonna want to touch it

don't let it nobody answers i can junior

high dance anyway I did yeah with your

Spanish teacher her name is in Jana

Mendoza and she asked me let's go okay

bill here's a list of things I want you

to do around the house for the next few

days this but honey I'm oh come on this

is not fair you got to lay around here

on your sick days I had strep throat oh

don't blame me because I live a healthy

lifestyle that a waffle bologna sandwich

no it's a multi grain waffle low-fat

Bologna sad heart smart I'm sure your

hearts swelling with pride do the things

on the list though I'm trying to being

the only one who's responsible around

here oh you didn't wake me up for school

okay honey miss Boris bear completa

let's get some crafting is doing daddy

playing when I come into your room so I

can't sleep

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hey hello Linda are you doing here

wishing someone else is here to see this

and I left myself with her yesterday

what are you doing home you sick yep got

a nagging pain back here doctor says I

need my sister-in-law removed are you

sure you'll still be able to tour oh hey

Judy you're just in time that you missed

the concert but you can catch the second

show in my nightmares are you guys doing

home we need to have a family discussion

oh okay I'm all yours I mean just the

immediate family p big family secrets

none of my business how come you didn't

answer the phone it called you like five

times I unplugged it I'm sick you are

not sick thanks to you I had to go down

to school and get Lauren she got in

trouble hi Daddy what happened she and

her friends were picking on some girl

they were called into the office and

sent home for the day did you hit

somebody no well they've just been

torturing the poor girl for the past two

weeks by pretending she's invisible

moving into my chest there is nothing

funny about bullying some when i saw

that poor girl in the office and she

seemed pretty upset so she's not

invisible Kathy Gartner's just a big

baby we were always kidding around yeah

well she can find it funny and neither

do I we did not raise you to be a bully

now get up to your room you are grounded

for at least a week no phone no

television no I have a dance on Saturday

not anymore you don't come on this is so

unfair well you should have thought of

that before you start playing worth

Cassie aren't you overreacting just a

little don't let her hear you say that I

want her to go to the dance too but the

school thinks this is serious and you

know what subtle I I think they're

making a big deal out of nothing so she

pretended somebody was invisible my boss

has been doing that to me for 10 years I

got over it back me up on this but if I

don't agree with your punishment

it doesn't matter when we talked to

Lauren we have to show a united front

otherwise she'll play one of us against

the other united front one of us against

the other you thinking what I'm thinking

sick

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I know you think I'm blowing this out of

proportion but I just feel like I need

to make a point here you know I'm a

victim here q this is going on my

permanent record how am I ever going to

get into a college that will make you

proud play one thing won't be on an

acting scholarship mom you can't keep me

from going to the dance oh honey there

are so many things that can't do sing

fly date other men but I can keep you

from going to that dance this is so

unfair Kathy didn't even seem that upset

you know how Kathy feels junior high is

tough enough without having someone pick

on you how do you know cuz I've had some

first-hand experience with bullies there

was this girl Gina Morelli who used to

pick on me when I was your age oh she

made funny you're here no she wrong with

my hair nothing it's beautiful going Oh

long time ago but the point is it still

bothers me that's why you have to look

at it from the other person's point of

view look I'm really sorry I did it I

swear I learned my life I please go to

the dance no Lauren I'm sorry but once I

give out a punishment it stays otherwise

help you learn anything house is like a

prison tell me about it and then this

joy for 15 years and I still don't know

what I did okay I finished all my

homework and I get all of your tours and

going up to my room oh you're not you're

still being punished now I can't find

the remote so go stand by the TV and

change channels for me know what's wrong

is that I'm watching the view

change change change go back stop are

you sure yeah close your eyes your mom

said no TV come here can't believe mom

won't let me go to the dance well she's

pretty stained I mean I know I did

something wrong and I'm sorry about it

but it seems like I've been punished

enough why do I have to miss the band

look maybe your mom overreacted a little

but it's just because she doesn't want

you to be a bully she's a little

sensitive about that I know she told me

all about Gina Morelli really she told

you about that yeah seems like she's

still really upset about it she should

be she made that poor girl's life hell

wait a minute she made her life hell

yeah for a year Gina Morelli was Gina so

smelly it's like a whole song mom told

me that Tina boys her no yes yes that's

what your mom said that's exactly how it

went down hi honey yeah look who's

trying to sneak a look at the TV now you

get upstairs without talking to your

mother dad told me the truth about Gina

Morelli what you believe her I can't

believe you made me feel bad for you but

it was all a big lie I can't believe you

told her I was the bully if he couldn't

lie to our kids you gotta fill me in i

was not great

oh my god this is not my fault I'm fall

free now if you'll excuse me I have a

sick day to enjoy born this is not about

what I did everything I told you before

was for your own good you overreacted

mom even dad said so huh pal I knew

fault-free could last you told her I

overreacted what happened to our united

front I can wait here longer than you

can do that I can't believe you broke

the United Front me you're the one who

lied to our child what kind of a united

front is that maybe I think we shouldn't

lie to our children you once told the

kids that if they wash the car it would

bring back for dead goldfish father did

the same thing to me so it isn't a lie

it's a family tradition why didn't you

just tell her the truth because you

can't teach a thirteen-year-old a lesson

by telling them you did the same thing

all they hear is my mom did it so I can

do it too besides built this isn't about

a lie this all happened because you

didn't back me up like we agreed we

didn't agree I had no choice you pushed

me into it so you honestly believe that

I'm being too hard on Lord I'm all for

punishing our kids but you've been

looking forward to this dance it's

almost like we're punishing ourselves

that's how I feel if that's all right

with you what are you doing what's

happening here for now I'm your father's

in charge of your punishment I'm done

Billy have total Authority oh really

dad can't go to the dance well after

careful consideration I have decided

that Lauren can go to the day don't you

thank you thank you i decree is final

next order of business well the dance is

tomorrow night we're gonna have to get

you a dress Jess can take me what what

fine when you're taking her to buy a

dress for her first dance yes I am you

have no idea what you're in for my next

decree is that you will walk away

angrily and you will give me the finger

Gina what are you doing one has asked

Mike Lawrence you get into mommy's

makeup no what's that all over your face

nothing pretty why don't you go wash a

little of the pretty off your face well

we're heading out to the mall will be

home in a half hour or so to shop for a

dress you have no idea what you're in

for come on Judy it's a kids dress did

you remind her to take her heel yes

Lauren I'm reminding you again to bring

your heels yeah you don't even know what

they're for I do too she needs them for

when she's trying on a half fill

get the length right no I'm not an idiot

and if she buys a dress that's it all

see-through you need a full slip and

stay away from anything that's a line

and no ruffles oh and try to find

something and purple she looks so

beautiful in purple and whatever you do

do not fight do not buy what go get in

the car sweetie I forgot my keys taffeta

care about poufy yeah you've been here

for three hours and still can't find a

dress what we gonna do don't worry we'll

find one how about this one it says

glamour gal that's good it away from

open play even better keep you been

smoking it was actually kind of cute you

see we found one let's go I have to try

it on dad why do you only have one pile

of dresses that's what you gave me no I

gave you two piles did you make septum a

tease with it for sure maybe these other

for sure and do this other me I'm gonna

try on a few of the meat well why don't

you just try on the for sures because a

maybe can be up for sure but a free

shirt can ever be amazing I guess you're

right my headache started as a maybe and

now it's it for sure are you going to

buy that dress maybe for sure

Oh your shoe's untied thank you hey

those are mine you work here stop them

I'm doing what shopping all right well

these are no good I think you're gonna

try on that purple dress size down

convert the purple dress I put it down

for one second what that was a for-sure

pile you never put that down how'd the

dancers in three hours and I won't have

anything to wear we're in a room full of

hundreds of dresses there's got to be

something to wear love that girl found

something that's my purple dress oh I'm

sure there's one just like it here

somewhere yeah in red so Reds pretty

look at my hair I look like a giant

bottle of ketchup I chief goes with

everything all right I'm here and I know

you think I overreacted but we'll talk

about that later because I'm not gonna

miss this moment with my daughter now

wait a second be in charge and I think

Laura and I are doing just fine hold on

thank you Oh John screwed everything up

I picked out the perfect dress and then

dad gave it away I put it down for one

second you put it down you never put

anything down know that now all right so

watchful the food court and get

something on a stick but I did I'll put

it in mine for sure pile all right are

you and I still have a lot to discuss

and just because I'm here doesn't mean

that you're not still grounded after

tonight I know Mom okay where's your

dress sweetie that lady over there

excuse me I think there's been a little

misunderstanding you have the dress that

my daughter already picked out I don't

see your name on it well my husband took

her shopping and he doesn't know all the

rules and he accidentally said it's out

how's that my problem look I'm in the

process of teaching my daughter to have

respect for other people so I am NOT

going to bully you to get that dress

back that be wrong I'm not going to make

a threatening gesture

Master hitch so I'm just going to ask

you nicely if you please give me back

back dress so my daughter's first dance

could be the happiest day of my life

when you look so beautiful yeah she's

gorgeous I remember my first dance we're

the most beautiful dress with ruffles

and lace felt like a little princesses

and dad came in and said how great Judy

lived in the dress be here before this

is your night I'll go get the camera

Lord your first dance I thought you lost

something Oh mom it's beautiful thank

you Lauren I'm sorry for lying to you

it's just that you know you're my

daughter and I know that you're gonna

take after me a little and I was hoping

to be the good parts and you know not

the bad a couple part see you I wish I

head right now oh honey those will come

too but for now just enjoy the fact that

the boys still notice the color of your

eyes Hey Judy where's Lauren arrives

here dad I'm right here I don't see

Lauren I see some other girl is much too

grown up looking to be Lauren Oh dad

Billy could just tell her she looks nice

she does look nice except there's a

little something missing that I think it

looked great for that outfit Phil are

you okay just a second sure it's in here

somewhere love it's Crawford

hi I'm looking for Gina Morelli oh hi

this is you know what you would know me

from junior high is Judy Michaels oh you

do remember me yeah probably do deserve

that because I wanted to apologize for

the hard time I used to give you oh well

I'm glad to hear that so what have you

been up to ah you're searching good for

you big fancy house that's great Wow me

oh I ended up marrying Bill Miller

what's so funny is not stop laughing

stop it stop it oh yeah we are still

smelly smelly Morelli their peckers

place was homey stink b*mb youichi

collar okay I feel all better

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I wouldn't have it any other way cuz it

max

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