Bell hurry up you're not even dressed
yet Linden Steve will be here any minute
what do you think looks better this or
this hey aren't you the guy who wanted
wear t*nk top to my aunt's wedding I
mean you have g*ns like these you don't
to put them in a holster besides tonight
we're going to a restaurant where
professional athletes hang out we don't
know if anyone famous is gonna be there
yeah remember what happened went to
Michael Jordan's restaurant yeah you got
drunk and they threw you out because you
kept yelling where the hell's Jordan it
everybody was looking at me in my jeans
and ratty t-shirt I'm not making that
mistake again hey hey we're sick first
of all he's meeting us at the restaurant
second of all it's Nick steve was two
boyfriends ago thanks for keeping us oh
that's right next to veterinary no that
was a dandy was a vegetarian well
remember what I told you and try not to
move too fast uh-huh you already moved
in you uh-huh we talked about that she'd
only been out with him a couple of times
I know I know don't worry he won't take
him easy i told him i almost never do
this okay be honest you look fine uh
yeah hate it Oh can I borrow your big
punch bowl for my Tupperware party what
are you sure how's it come so far out a
big punch bowl no I'm on a Tupperware
party is a big undertaking tube tables
chairs food for everyone I don't know I
just wanted to sell a bunch of stuff and
win a juicer okay first of all I think
your apartment might be too small what I
see we have it here we'll put the drinks
and appetizers there the tupperware over
there and I can invite all my you know
you're kind of taking over here do I
still get the juicer your party okay I'm
ready to mingle with the rich and sporty
you have two different shoes on I know
what do you think this one or this is
this one this one yeah I stock right now
I gotta change my whole
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you won't see this to all four of us are
here where's Nick I guess he's running
late no who are you looking guy might be
Brian Urlacher when I can't be sure one
could go we asked you to Judy this is a
fancy restaurant gonna be a little more
discreet that's not him you know next 35
minutes later you sure he knows where
the restaurant is yeah yeah I'm sure
something just came off and trust me if
I know my man he'll be here looks like
it's gonna be three it's gonna be for
you don't know why Nick to be running
late I mean there could be a lot of
technical reasons are you an investment
some other do you have a palm pilot
thing a majig know you do
sammy sosa I'm sorry so sorry so sorry
hey where are you uh-huh uh-huh
it's gonna be three well uh Nick's on
his way unfortunately it's to Hawaii
with whoever was giggling in the
background oh yeah I'm just gonna go
home no don't fall well Judy I'll stick
out like a third wheel no we want you to
stay okay it's gonna be too don't worry
Linda the three of us will have a nice
dinner and nobody will notice that you
don't have a date I want to hand me my
drink sure you don't have a bigger table
no I'm sorry they're reserved for
parties of four but a smaller chair
isn't death I'll let you know in this
great yeah it's great feel like a
lifeguard oh look at these prices let's
see we can make a car payment or have
the shrimp cocktail no it's our night
out Linda order anything you want i
would but i don't see dignity on the
menu hi i just like to apologize for the
table oh no it's not probably could just
get me a slightly taller stool so i can
jump off and k*ll myself no problem
Jimmy might be taught us tools so the
pretty lady can k*ll herself Korean with
your parents on a Saturday
I'm Matt this is my restaurant cyan't
wind up listen I'm sorry they put you
here and to apologize i like to move you
to a better table and buy you all dinner
hi I'm Phil get out of here you're in
the ski rescue squad and asking for 10
winters before i bought this place you
like to ski no but i like to be rescued
well both of the people I rescue have
gotten pretty banged up well then
actually yeah it's been a wonderful
evening Matt thank you for a beautiful
dinner listen I hope you saved room for
our signature dessert bananas Gregory I
don't know I'm pretty full oh wait
there's some room well in that case I
should go check on the kitchen and
select us a nice bottle of cognac and
fire a couple of waiters to pay for this
meal do what you gotta do so what do you
think how many Bob Linda I think you
should slow down and you should just
stop what you're talking about I've only
been back on the market for an hour
don't you think it's a little too soon
for rebound Judy when God throws you a
ball you just careful I don't want you
to get hurt again I'm terribly sorry but
we seem to be all out of that cognac I
was looking for but uh you know that the
latter hours plays that always stocks
eight if anybody's interested oh that's
very sweet but we may uncle that's so
kind but Linda's robe and Bill and I
need to get home yeah it's great meeting
you all I'll make sure she gets home
safely I almost never do this just to
know
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leave my sister her idea to have a
Tupperware party but then of course who
ends up addressing the invitations and
doing everything you do who picks up the
strap when Linda blows off everything to
be with her new boyfriend you do cool
for 10 to be sympathetic but doesn't
even listen now I have a whole list of
stuff to do for this party you could
help me instead of wolf and down all
those desserts Matt keeps bringing over
I could but really Judy what are the
odds whoa okay fine a mat come in can I
offer you one of your desserts no thanks
we're on our way to meet my parents for
dinner hey you came home for help me
with the invitation hi gran I got 15
minutes are we waiting for oh I've been
waiting for you for the past three days
max why don't we go into the living room
and enjoy the lack of tension in the air
there's no tension in here I just want
to finish these imitations you know I'd
love to check out that tension free
living room yeah are you mad at me no
I'm not mad let's just get the
invitations done so Matt wants you to
meet his parents huh oh no actually it's
my idea figure why not I may be feeling
their baby boy Linda can I be honest for
a second nope but every time you fall
for a guy you end up moving way too fast
and dropping everything for him so he
becomes your entire life that is so not
true I mean Matt asked me to go skiing
this weekend and asked them I said no
because we have a Tupperware party good
I'm glad you're being responsible for
one weird that supposed to me oh it's no
tennis
I know what this is about I am finally
happy and you have no reason to meddle
in my life anymore oh you think I like
this I wish you could live your life
without my help no way maybe a look up
skiing with mask no you don't you're not
gonna leave me here to throw your
Tupperware party oh it's off my
Tupperware party hasn't been my
Tupperware party since I came in here
and said hi Judy I'm having a Tupperware
party so I'm at relieving and you know
that sea trip it's on whatever oh hey
see you bill 50 oh my i can probably
cold up there you might want to bro my
snow pants wet fire up park their
efforts well i don't know why he
bothered to call him back you need to
stand up to him and tell him if he's
going to be in this relationship he
needs to take responsibility mom would
you get off the phone Tiffany call to
talk to me trying to give her a little
advice that's treating like crap do you
want someone to talk to you why don't
you call Aunt Linda I'm like four day I
have nothing to save your aunt linda's
she called me a meddler Tiffany you have
got to learn to stand up for yourself
hey mom did Brian tell you that he's
dating a 17 year old girl what yeah he
is and plus I think she might smoke oh
my god I gotta go Tiffany I'll pull you
later Brian Brian I need to talk to you
again I thought we had to talk this
morning I do this because I care your
sisters don't mind these toxin neither
should you so uh who is this 17 year old
girl you're safe I'm not saying a 17
year old girl why did it 17 year old
girl ask about me no Lauren told me why
would you make something like that up
you know what I bet she's just trying to
distract you from noticing her tattoo
oops I wasn't supposed to say anything
they Todd you're home why maybe I'm not
well it's just at mom's been bye bye no
wait I have to help but she's driving us
crazy hey hey nobody helped me before
you kids came along where's mom she's
upstairs with Tina I told you about
she's sucking her thumb again dad do
something always she's in sticker hose
into everything we do I guess that's
because she doesn't have anybody to bug
now that your aunt Linda's not around
well then we have to get when the best
no no no see it's a trade-off you're
unhappy cuz your mom's bugging you I'm
happy because your aunt Linda's not
around to bug me how is that a trade-off
what are we get your daddy's happiness
isn't that enough for you oh look at you
with that sad face I could care less
about it dad I'm sorry but as long as
she's bothering you she's not bothering
me as long as she's not bothering me
there's no problem but you're the head
of the family exactly which is why i
declare this conversation over begone
yeah he's down here and you've got a
problem that we're gonna need your help
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the world what are you doing here I
thought you were skiing with math oh wow
you know we came back early it was
snowing oh good for skiing not always
are you a skier knew you were not what
are you doing here I wanted to drop off
this note that Judy ro kid really wanted
you to have dear Linda I feel so bad
about meddling in your life and I'll
apologize and pretend this never
happened so please never mention this
note especially to me your sister Judy
Miller I wonder why she typed the note
because she she felt so bad she typing
makes okay I wrote the note does it
really matter who wrote it yeah
Linda's Judy really cares about you and
it hurts her that you're not around yeah
I'll bet no really she misses you she
loves you she does yeah and the kids
love you and even I the fact is right
now judy judy thinks you're rushing into
things with Matt but once she realizes
he really is a great guy you know Matt
he's a jerk okay Judy was right I was
just moving too fast I didn't see it did
something happen yeah oh good oh why do
I way to do this to me when ruggedly
built with rope there's nothing wrong
with you mmm I gotta be something what
is it what's wrong with me you're a
wonderful woman you're smart and nice
and track nice yeah how how do you think
I'm nice well remember that Christmas we
had you over you let me finish your
turkey leg you took it off my plate when
I wasn't looking well I I thought you
were done but there were a lot of people
there and you didn't point it out to
anybody that was nice I was shocked we
were still saying great
the point is you're nice now you should
go see Judy no no no no no you can't
tell her anything I'm we should go on
and on about how she was right now I
don't listen I'll never hear the end of
it that's just a heartbreak talking I'm
not telling her bill and neither are you
swear okay okay I swear hey yet format
left did he bring any brownies or bill I
just got dumb do you think there's any
sweets left in this house I guess
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dear you are so I got a whole Tupperware
party going on in there can you give me
helps coffee on Linden that broke up
what do you mean II Procol you were
right she was moving too fast with Matt
and I didn't get all the details but she
was crying on my shoulder and she's out
of cake he's crying on your shoulder all
that desperate sing what did she call me
because you would have in and then this
is coming from her and not me you you
would have told her what she did wrong
like you always do and how she should
have done it differently like you always
do again Linda's words I'm total there
right now now you can't go now living
room full of women's well it's just a
Tupperware party I think you can handle
it till I get back but in the world
would make you think that you're a
Salesman do what you do at work watch
the clock and wish I went to college
oh hi hi bill told me that you and Nick
broke up honey and that to me and Matt
I'm sorry it's hard to keep up are you
all right I'm perfectly fine are you
sure yeah you know come on talk to me
what happened turns out the lodge we
were staying at is run by an ex Playboy
bunny so Matt suggested the three of us
have drinks in the hot tub and he
wouldn't a peek yeah I smacked him and
she smacked him and she drove me to the
airport nice girl scale said she'd give
me a good rate if I ever wonder go sorry
honey I can't believe you didn't think
you could come to me so my baby sister's
been here crying all by ourselves okay I
mean you were right about it I know but
it doesn't feel good this time I
realized that sometimes it could be
bossy kind of like mom yeah sometimes in
kinda my kid sister and I gotta let you
make your own decisions and the only
thing I need to do is to be there for
you no matter what oh sh**t that is so
great no for the first time I feel like
you really respect me cuz you're
treating me like another adult come on
get dressed and come back to the
Tupperware party with me okay and I
promise from this moment on I'm not
gonna meddle in your life anymore okay
I'll get it oh hey Judy is Linda around
oh yeah acted like an idiot and I feel
horrible i really need to apologize to
her oh you don't need to apologize
Linda's not angry she just wanted her
first three way to include her sister
really she might get lost pervert oh
just someone trying to sell you a bunch
of crap I just want to let you know that
from this moment on I'm not going to
middle in your life honey and you
already say that yeah oh you might hear
it a couple more times
and lastly the two quart container which
is different from the one quart
container because it holds twice as much
okay if anybody wants to make a purchase
those order forms on the table nobody
looks like nobody wants to buy any
Tupperware Tina but daddy you try if we
didn't sell anything we could lose the
house oh that may be true honey but
that's not these nice people's problem
we'll we'll find a way come on I'll
teach you how to make ketchups inviting
Tina
I wouldn't have it any other way cuz you
make me happy
01x18 - Still Sisters
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.