morning honey all right thought we were
out of cereal we are these are free
samples we got in the mail we have three
free samples we and two of our neighbors
did you oh the mail came I'm supposed to
get my report card and I want to suit my
class rank is so old school already
knows your rank major losers sorry Brian
no report card up to the parents of
Lauren Miller it looks like it's from
your school oh I'll take that haha so
anything you want else before we open
this Lawrence I love you taught your
report card you wasted and I love you
invitation to your clarinet recital this
is great you've worked really hard on
learning an instrument and we are very
proud of you you should be i hate it ah
you wasted and we're proud of you I'm
not good at the clarinet I see no reason
to humiliate myself in a recital not
when there's plenty of spelling bees and
science fairs to do it for you okay
school dances hey everyone hey Karl
what's up I got three words for you
Weezer's back in four words town 56 this
weekend Jesus back yes Weaver your
father's crazy friend that he's known
since high school who would the all-city
track me ran the hurdles wearing nothing
but a headband and he won the race by
that much whatever your father and
weezer would get together they would act
like total jackasses that's right kids
total jackass get this he wants us to
meet his wife Wow who snagged the wii's
the bigger question is who'd wanna marry
and we didn't win the race by that much
it's gonna be great we can go to big
al's and later the boys can go rip up
the town while my ladies go home and get
the bail money ready I'll be going with
the guys right you know kids your old
man may be a very cool guy but news
flash k*ller Miller wasn't born this way
the wii's taught me everything I know oh
here comes to old folks talking about
how they used to be cool say what you
want at least we weren't doing this
[Applause]
[Music]
weezer's gonna be so psyched to be back
at Big Al's and this place takes me back
me too remember we brought our dates
here after senior prom you were here
with Judy I was your Jenny oh yeah how
is Jenny great she just had a baby I'm
an uncle I just saw a booth really yeah
look still see where your curve Judy is
excelente ah man remember I always used
to say excelente I should bring that
back excelente excelente oh my god i
went to the prom with my sister well I
know what I'm getting two Italian beefs
with hot pepper some onion rings oh
maybe some chili oh I know what I'm
getting the side of the bed by the
window hey guys how's it going pretty
good will you it's me Wesley look sorry
god you're skinny and clean and sober
you're not a stripper actually Carl this
is my wife oh you must be miss Ouiser do
we it's Sarah dr. Sarah Cunningham it's
nice to meet you it's nice to meet you
too what brings you two to Chicago oh
well Sarah's here for psychology
conference thought I just tagged along
I'm presenting a paper on left brain
right brain cognitive theory to the
American Psychological Association
excelente so then we bicycle doll over
Provence for honeymoon have you ever
been different no but i have seen lady's
Underpants
I want to go to France sal wees did you
ever fulfill your high school dream of
being naked in every county in Illinois
well since I become a teacher I've had
to cut down on my public nudity that's a
shame that might be for excuse me I have
to go return this call I'll go with
y'all home check again oh you kids what
we did when we left the house keep your
fingers crossed isn't Sarah great yeah
she's fine so what do you say after this
we ditched the chicks and drink till we
stink how did you not become a song
right no no it's working a big day
tomorrow should probably just go back to
the hotel all right I what's going on
here are you talking about where's
Weiser the fungi the guy that taught me
everything I know blacked out woke up
woke me up and taught me everything I
know again a long time ago bill I mean
we all change we get married I mean
you've changed I am not changed oh yeah
didn't you save a mustache when you were
single yeah whatever happened to that
bill you used to get freed races you
look just like Ditka decided to shave it
for my wedding day funny I remember Judy
telling you to get rid of it she cast
her vote yeah but then I did when I was
already attending to do because nobody
tells k*ller Miller what to do come on
Judy tells you what to eat when to go to
bed and when to get up in the mornings a
load of crap they'll quit eatin those
onion rings you'll never get to sleep
you got to get up early tomorrow
you know I wasn't really looking forward
to going out with weezer but it wasn't
that bad nice to see that he's grown up
made something of himself yeah he made
something to me to board Oh bill please
the guy got married that song yeah to
dr. Sarah she opened his head took out
all the weezer and let the guy who
ordered the Caesar salad dressing on the
side change bill to settle down wasn't
supposed to happen the weezer he was the
one person who could make me feel like
it was still 1985 a big deal so you
didn't get to go out and drink all night
long you would have fallen asleep anyway
no I wouldn't have because I'm still
k*ller Miller yeah besides I took a nap
this afternoon like you told me to so oh
my god i could not like it told me to
know the guys were right you have
changed me just like Sarah changed
weezer you took k*ller Miller and
changed him into the picture perfect
husband that stands before you today
well your fly is down and you got some
chili in your hair oh I suppose you want
me to zip up and wash up no maybe it did
change but don't blame me I mean if
you're gonna be a responsible parent you
can't go out drinking all night like we
used to I'm not talking about that I'm
talking about the things that I didn't
have to change like my mustache and my
man for you know the room with all my
stuff in it that you made me give up
because we needed a bedroom for our
children who we love yeah we love him
look bill I know you think weezer's wife
changed him but I am NOT one of those
wives who wants to change your husband
oh no it doesn't seem like it but you
work slowly like the waves of the ocean
each year there's less and less bill on
the beach then why does it take more and
more suntan lotion
in this pond me and my son hanging out
getting out the stereo jam into some old
tools let me guess you couldn't remember
how to put this stereo together no but
there's a lot of the 80s I don't
remember Brian why are you setting all
this stuff up done you I'm bringing back
my man fort what's a man fort it's a
place where a man can fortify his
manhood in a pike environment when you
young your life is nothing but fun you
know what I mean yeah actually you know
last week in man club let me put it
another way I was young my life was fun
and that I don't know what happened your
mother but now I'm i'm bringing the fun
back
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
what could be more fun listening to old
scratchy music and in room that smells
like old wet clothes oh yeah I'm still
airing out the old jams you're not
careful one day you'll wake up and
everything's routine your whole life's
predictable was no spontaneity you look
in the mirror and you're a different guy
so you're saying changes back absolutely
Brian it's a scientific fact there's a
client which is if the change is good if
we never brew and evolves we wouldn't be
walking upright so great about up right
here what are you guys doing leaving Sam
my dear resurrected the old man for you
bet I did Oh bill cigars you said you
weren't one of those wives I'm not I
think it's great not great Judy
excellent a k*ller Miller is back yeah
how many cartoon Tigers did you have to
k*ll to make those pants you used to
think they were cool yeah they were cool
when they were under black light and I
was stoned oh I almost forgot my black
light need help there k*ller
[Music]
gee kind of broken again Oh Lauren
you're practicing get good isn't she
getting good Linda yeah really good good
yes you suck Brian I can't believe
you're studying with all that noise
going on out there Ryan oh my god she's
still playing all right mom I will pay
for the rest of her lessons if you just
let her quit oh yeah were you going to
get that kind of money I'm sure the
neighbors will pitch in dance class day
another power ballad from the eighth
yeah create a service decade I'd like to
forget that and annoy me well wish me
luck going
p
[Music]
come on Judy do you think journeys wife
tells him to turn it down all journeys a
group they could all still have the same
wife though Judy I'll never turn it down
because I still rock call no wait wait
is comfortable can't believe he hasn't
given this off-key x1 is he gonna get
off this whole kick of how I changed him
you did change him of course I changed
him I think I would have put up with 16
years of Spicoli down there why don't
you just tell him it's driving you crazy
because if I admit that I change him
that I won't be able to change him again
and quite frankly I'm not done not like
he didn't change you what are you
talking about he didn't change me
remember used to have that blonde stripe
down your hair and made you change that
oh yeah my skunk air I look good in my
skull cake helps attract the biggest one
in the forest just saying you make
compromises to you know what you are
right man she's playing again and I
can't find my Walkman and he never will
all right don't tell me where my Walkman
is I'm tearing the hand off your Suzy
doll sorry
they're not the dead wood buddy
stimulating the follicles no I'm not
feeling pretty good about the old bills
that's treating you like a breath of
fresh air I'm thinkin you're having so
much fun going back to all the things
you used to do and i realized that i
gave up some things too hey I didn't
make you said I guess you wouldn't mind
if I went back to doing some of the
things I used to do course not i'm not
about to tell you what you can and can't
do great old friend is stopping by o
friend yes um when I lost touch with
then you remember her sandy Smokey Joe
didn't yeah I can't remember why I lost
touch with her oh wait it's because you
didn't want me hanging out with her
anymore but that's all in the past
because you don't want to tell me what I
can and can't do oh please tell me that
obnoxious horrible sandy hartwick is not
on the other side of that door standing
open its door tell me Scott side with
you I'm just kidding you hey doing
serious oh sandy you look great you look
like you have three kids whoa you look
like you're expecting the fort nice
pants Shazam hello sandy hey you guys
are not gonna believe this from the way
over here someone cut me off in traffic
and give me a cinder just worn it was
that crazy ol bull
[Music]
oh goody i forgot that nickname hey
stick around pimples ladies night out so
why are you going you can't make it juby
can I talk to you for a second please
don't leave me alone with her sorry
simple all right what's going on nothing
I'm just hanging out with an old friend
the friend I used to have fun with
before you changed me fun this woman has
never been good for you she's a bad
influence bill you never took the time
to get to know her she's actually a very
sweet woman yo Jude sick of hanging out
like you're blowing a sister it's only
been 10 seconds and I can hear you we
going out drinking or what I am there
tonight it's going to be excellent a
somewhat jealous cuts over here Jan
pimples would you please help in avoid
conflict I can give you a new nickname
all right five birthdays hi
[Music]
and are you sure you don't have any more
ass maybe you wouldn't feel so bad if
you hadn't gone bar hopping the night
before your daughter's big recital if
you don't shut up but you're here maybe
you should give up cigars no no I'm just
starting to like him if everyone will
please take a seat we'll start our
recital momentarily Judy yes you all
right yeah I'm fine oh I told you you
shouldn't gonna help with sandy last
night I don't know what you're trying to
prove welcome to our spring recital your
children have worked very hard so get
ready to enjoy some beautiful music
don't forget with my newest student
Lauren Miller playing minuet in G
[Applause]
[Music]
well it wasn't a bad recital Laurent you
should be very proud of what i stunk
Lauren just because your performance
wasn't perfect it's important to try I'm
quitting the clarinet that's probably
for the best okay Billy you know what my
head is pounding my teeth feel like
they're covered in moss I give up you do
whatever you want but I'm going back to
the person who I was yesterday all right
Judy I'll give up the cigars if you want
me to I'm not asking you to give up
cigars just say it now stop doing
something that means a lot to me please
oh stop smoking ostagar or or you'll
leave me yeah leave all right if you
insist I'll shave off the moustache too
but damn it woman i'm keeping my tiger
pants I will mean ah what's the word I'm
gonna go with skank dude your vertical
ready for a little hair of the dog sandy
the parts of last night that I remember
we're fun but I'm gonna take a pass for
tonight and forever oh man blows I don't
know what happened to you used to be fun
guess those days are over hey hey let me
tell you something my wife may have
gotten older maybe there are a few more
wrinkles and some things may have
migrated sack thank you what I'm trying
to say is even after all these years she
is still the wild troublemaking
hard-drinking piece of ass I fell in
love with a value my lady and that's how
I see Oh loves stick around just love
fest is bringing up my fajitas
so later buzz k*ll so Judy you know what
the best cure is for a hangover oh don't
tell me k*ller miller wants to have one
last fling on the old bean bag that up
is a hard on yourself you still got a
good couple of years in you Oh Eureka
cigar stink yeah go meister see it a
couple hours yeah okay
[Applause]
01x19 - Still Changing
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.