oh man this is horrible don't worry the
mcrib will come back it always does
Aerosmith's come into town and they're
already sold out oh man you used to be
able to score tickets sneak backstage
why can't we still be those people uh
yeah then mom Tina use up all my new
hair gel I didn't panic it down here now
did you get into your sisters hair gel
now then why is your hair sticking
straight up I saw my stick you stay out
of your sister stuff and you why'd you
keep your stuff where she can get at it
because she's stupid oh you want me to
make you cry again you didn't make me
cry I was allergic to the hand cream
that you had on your face I'm gonna toss
up Gary cuz I'm not wearing any right
now ha ha how bad
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[Applause]
ah three in a row that kid could save
the Bulls this season I wish you could
save my marriage come on buddy try to
forget about your divorce for a minute
and enjoy the game you're right guys
tell me the truth am I a sexy man
according to Marion our sex like we're
on chips oh you don't know where they
are I'll make him if I have to she said
I didn't have a tender touch I mean that
energy house fits holding up out there
he's holding up my enjoyment of the game
she's still he's your best friend yeah
it's your job to help him through this
divorce oh I guess you right he's always
been there for me I'm gonna go out there
and try to make him feel better even if
it takes me all night he's gone yes who
are unbelievable we need to call him up
and bring him over some dinner I can't
stand the idea Fitz eaten alone in some
crummy apartment it's pathetic not so
bad where I got engaged to Perry I used
to eat alone all the time well me and my
cat you know then a bad time I'd young
Nathaniel it's time for the cat's
pajamas oh my god we gotta get over
there before fits throws himself in
front of a bus like a cat did
oh hey guys this is where you get to
live when you get a divorce Judy I want
a divorce me too it's not my place I'm
just house-sitting for my cousin but
it's nice to you guys to come by to keep
me company what fits we know you're down
there there's nothing more important
than holy crap of this view yeah there's
an indoor pool on the roof in a bar
downstairs if you want I could give you
a key really sure that'd be nice to have
some friendly faces around like last
night I was in the den sh**ting pool I
couldn't stop thinking about how empty
my life says that now Fitz hold it right
there you you have a pool table you'll
have to forgive Bill some men are good
at expressing their feelings oh my god
you got a pool table and a pinball
machine I can't believe you got such a
great bar right in your building Judy we
have a bar in our house yeah you need to
drink more
not a good looking women here fits huh I
don't think I'm up for talking anybody
I'd feel like I'm cheating on Marian
stop thinking like that you're single
now you're a fun attractive guy that no
woman can resist now let's find a gal
with a bunch of empties in front of her
I'm gonna say hey I'm fits the loser
here with my married friends my wife
didn't want me to you a second chance at
off the little huh why don't we all take
off our wedding rings and pretend more
single I'll go over there and make
friends with her then we'll come back
and check out a couple of hot guys I'm
talking about you to your ghost feel
naked without my ring huh and a good
kind of naked not to staring in the
mirror wondering what the hell went
wrong time oh please do not worry i
won't look so desperately single tell me
about it it's impossible to find a
decent guy in this city strawberry drink
good loss I'm choosy oh nice so do you
live in the building to know I'm just a
single gal cruising for stomach Oh ding
ding ding jackpot look at those two
hotties over there done looking one oh
yeah I i like them dumb what can I say
I'm a dummy chaser another human ant the
one in the red shirt is kind of cute oh
hey if it's on him he looks even dumber
mind if we join you sure why not we're
single two single guys out on the town
I'm Judy this is denis I'm fits and this
is my friend Rick people call me Bill oh
you guys turn around here well I I live
in the building oh sorry Roy oh look
good dad you guys are neighbors well
fence why don't you be a good neighbor
and by Denise a drink would be nice
really it I never thought anybody as
attractive as you would ever be
interested I mean you're not a guy are
you we're really bad at this on you come
on I'll buy you a drink oh thanks that's
an old guy fingers oh yes that's pitch
taken care of what do you want to do now
Oh gettin late you know and gotta give
Tina or bath help Lauren with their
homework plus i'm sure Linda's it
channeling yeah you're right maybe we
should go home or no rug burns that's
the sign of a quality carpet who would
have thought an innocent game of strip
pool could lead to this I did I threw
the game and what a night a sauna steak
champagne and we're not even through the
s's oh I don't mean to sound insensitive
but Fitz is getting a divorce is the
best thing that ever here for not not a
care in the world our own place it's
like the in 1986 Bill and Judy all over
again yeah for the kids the mortgages
the debt you sure you want to get
married this doesn't have to end we have
a key which means we have our own little
fun island we can come visit anytime we
want yeah but it's not 1986 and we have
a life I mean it may not be this but
it's a pretty damn good wood
hey I'm not here for a few weeks but you
can leave a message oh hi it's Linda um
villain Trudy gave me this number and i
was just wondering when they were coming
home because Brian well I should go put
this no no no no think about it Judy
would you rather be here or don't lock
the door yeah I want to come two three
one two three I never want to leave
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you're up early how'd it go last night
crazy I tried calling you guys I guess I
had the wrong number so you're out late
with Fitz must have been a pretty rough
night yeah well some of it was rough
some of it was very tender but you're
very very good friends was going over
there and I gotta go make some coffee
signal ready for work Hey You mr. not
coming home all night I don't mean to be
indelicate but any bouncy bouncy we just
went up to Denise's place and talk so is
this the start of something oh no it's
just casual but she is great and she's
got this cool job at the United Center
where she gets tickets to all kinds of
stuff yeah in fact you want to invite
all four of us the bulls game tonight
floor seats floor seats more fun on the
floor I don't know I don't think we can
leave the kids again oh come on come on
Judy we gotta support fits in his new
relationship she could come to her
senses and dump him at anymore that's
right Judy maybe one more night as long
as it could find someone to look after
the kiss great so you ready to go and
now you go ahead i gotta change it's
just as well i want to get there early
and get some dating clothes because if
i'm going to work it i got address it
right
oh that's it oh yeah poor guy looks
terrible up all night I'm just trying to
think of a way to cheer him up well he
just like basketball or the bulls in
town you know I think they are we could
take him we Oh that'd mean we'd have to
find somebody to watch the kids all
right if it's needs me Pink's I promise
this will be the last time you I listen
bill makes them laugh this will be the
last time you again it's a man need some
professional help hey and I promise this
is absolutely the last time room where
are you guys dressed up so nice seems to
cheer him up
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Oh home sweet someone else's home cutie
I've been thinking we've really been
avoiding our family these past few weeks
does that make us bad parents okay this
is where you say no when we go eat
steaks in the hot tub oh no hell no oh
hey oh yes we didn't know you were gonna
be here not for long go back home where
I belong with Marion Mary but she's not
as cool as Denise or fun is fun Ireland
yeah but Mary and I talked and she's
really changed plus we got a kid to
think about we have three and you don't
see us thinking about them you're making
a big mistake I think I speak for
everyone who's ever met Marion when I
say she is a mean miserable Sri press
misery like a disease of a really fun
disease hi Marion oh don't worry i said
worse things about you
again Mary and we're really sorry for
what we said what what bill said
technically I did not say I know in the
past I've been a little uptight but I've
been working on that and that's why
Daniel I mean Fitz and I may have
another chance from now on the
Fitzsimmons household is going to be a
fun place to be even the bedroom
interesting I got it yo you better get
going then she got in it say goodbye to
fun Island still will always have the
photos find a lab that will print them
hey guys crisp it I've got a big
surprise I got four VIP seats for us to
go see Aerosmith's Ron I scored those
that concerts been sold out from on the
ticket sorry they ever see backstage
passes and after party invites it was a
little tough thank God suffer gossips oh
hey Denise I'm glad you're here I got
something I got to tell you I not until
I tell you something you can't tell yet
she just got us for backstage passes for
Aerosmith tomorrow people I'm trying to
put my marriage back together I don't
think of a good first step would be
dating another woman you don't know that
for sure Marian took a class maybe she's
into it Denise I know this is kind of
coming out of a blue but I'm going back
with my wife oh that's sweet i'm happy
for you know it's gonna sound kind of
selfish but I was hoping you'd be a
little more upset how do you want me to
try and works out mob not all right
thanks hey bill could you give me a hand
with the bus oh so much for Aerosmith
what why oh I got to these things all
the time I was only going with about a
date well we can find you another date
so it's easy for you to say you already
have a cute guy you want him
but aren't you go no it's just casual I
mean he's a really nice guy but he wants
to have kids and I'm not pet engine
someone else to go with okay if you were
in mind oh well guess what you're dating
Denise okay oh how do I look to my date
you know nothing's going to happen right
the all-access pass is just for the
concert last time I take my wife along
on a date night hi go hey Denis no watch
go get us some beer thanks again for
letting me go with though this isn't
gonna be weird for you is it no no not
at all you guys are gonna have a great
time plus I know nothing will happen cuz
you like to take it slow oh that was a
fence but if Phil plays his cards right
you probably won't plays car track my
fingers crossed keep everything crossed
oh nice place this has been staying here
nobody invited me over members will live
here with him and I used to be dating
him but now he's dating Denise and we
met online okay like I need to get
online to get my dates whatever I'm just
happy we're going to see Destiny's Child
oh yeah about that we lied we're seeing
Aerosmith what nobody i'm saying we told
you the truth you wouldn't have come
damn right there's no socks oh hi I'm
Denise bill Mack I'm introducing you
guys because you've never met oh yeah a
nice to meet you said to be Beyonce I
guess we should get going oh you're
there's no hurry we can't go to our limo
gets here tell you what why don't you
guys hang out here and bills gonna show
me the view from the back balcony well I
want to show Mac that beautiful again oh
are you guys can look at the view in
bill and I'll go have some fun in the
game room well you've got a game room
euratom idea
hey just met bill tonight all right just
in time for us to go see air supply same
thing they both suck you do something
weird going on here what no don't know
if you two still have feelings for each
other we don't have to go to this
concert what no I feel nothing for this
man milk we oh that must be the limo
let's go come on it'd be great either
tries to see me yes because I have no
idea who you are can't it you need to
come home and take care of your children
you have kids you have kids what are you
talking about mommy now this is the show
I want a food mom's dead Scotty
Fitzsimmons told us that his dad moved
back home so we have no excuse to be
here anymore hold on hold on you two
have kids together they're married and
they have three kids that the state
obviously should have taken away years
ago okay we only pretended to be single
to help fits meet someone but then it
was so much fun and it really helped our
marriage to get away from our boring
life and pretend that we didn't have you
kids don't take it personally how can we
possibly picked up personally look I
know it sounds bad but in the end it was
harmless so who really got hurt dragon I
did I'm not talking about getting ticked
off we're talking about real emotions
here so who really got hurt hi Jamie I
do you know what that's it I am out of
here listen are you married no and I
think you can see why would you like to
go see Aerosmith yes I would thought you
hated it ultimate she can teach me to
like oh
we're really sorry let's just all go
home and spend the night together as a
family wait wait there's no reason to go
home this place is awesome there's a
giant plasma TV a hot tub a game room
yeah you know your mother and I don't
deserve to be here why don't you guys
enjoy it while we go home and think
about how selfish we did see we should
admit all our mistakes not just admit
one oh this is so great to be punished
like this let's go home and be punished
fail yeah serves you right okay kids
like should you make it right just like
old
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I will have
any other way cause you Maxie
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03x15 - Still Single
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.