oh sorry Aaron my sister wants to use
the phone now so I'm going to have to
run into the other room lighten up she's
talking to her boyfriend I think it's
kind of cute she has a boyfriend does he
know about her booger wall yeah I think
eight-year-old boys kind of dicta hey
i'ma try to call sky Seleka now or
doesn't anyone pick up call waiting it's
rude okay I'm absolutely amazing news
Terry and I are finally getting married
good for you no for real this time we
set a date and everything yep put a
deposit down on a halt oh my god got you
a huge ring look at this beautiful vices
you say diamond you know Simon
so what happened I thought puree was on
tour no I've got cancelled the promoter
decided he didn't want a Foghat cover
bands so they went with someone else to
Neil Diamond
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Linda I don't know are you sure you want
to get within a veterans hall I make
sense Judy your sister in this place an
open their door so a lot of grizzled old
sailors I know it's kind of dumpy but
it's available which I believe is what
Judy said about you on her wedding day
what it'll work out fine we'll put the
altar up there may be a trellis sorry
did you know a trellis Aparri has some
thoughts about the ceremony I mean his
band ready to bunch of stuff for the
tour that was canceled so now we're
going to like you know incorporate it
into the wedding tastefully of course of
course will starting utter blackness the
bum the empty altar appears in haunting
silhouette of revolving beams of life
for Ellis you are so uncool suddenly
synthesizer boo boo boo boo boom a
football of silver flash rains down and
in it appeared the bride the back door
flies open my band an idea I'll go into
a Hendricks a guitarist they ain't
meanie comes down the aisle to greet
Linda we stand before us who will she
choose can the bridesmaids take a vote
how many i forgot the bridesmaids yeah
that might require a bit of choreography
I suspect absolutely filters try
something with me yeah
hi thousand beams of light fall afresh
the cheaper for you to eloped and the
rest of us just drops me I really like
it if you'd stop making these unkind
remarks is this really the wedding you
on marrying Perry's all I want okay
that's all that's important so please
stop putting him down if I have inner
needs all the glitter and the flash it's
actually going to be a very traditional
wedding surrounded by friends and family
excuse me I'm looking for some sorry son
of a [ __ ] is getting married here next
week I didn't expect you to be honest
for hurting what do you mean I haven't
been to bed yet I want you to meet rug
she's a man Darius bro she's gonna marry
ah Reverend roach nice to meet you he's
also going to be my best man and why
because in my mind broke it's me
compadre he's my brother from another
mother are you sure you're a fully
licensed minister yes and I take it very
seriously so which way we go with the
ceremony naked or uptight bummer
well I just talked to Linda and the fire
marshal says that all of our dresses
have to be flame retardant bill what are
we gonna do about this wedding same as
we do it every wedding drink a lot eat a
lot and take our card to somebody else's
gift couldn't she have ended up with
that stockbroker guy she dated Glen
Pearson he asked about her all the time
when he comes into my office to get his
teeth clean high-pitched whining of the
drilled intense pain I'm not surprised
he thinks about Linda to find a nice
solid guy like Glen how's Perry ever
gonna support a family well he's got
that steady gig in reno reno his band's
booked for two years in a casino lounge
I thought you knew two years that whack
job is dragging my sister to rhina I
prefer to think of him as that beautiful
beautiful man who's dragging your wack
job sister to read he doesn't even want
to go to Reno I bet he's pushing her
into it just like he's pushing her into
this crazy wedding judy judy they're
happy about this I'm happy everybody's
happy about a move into reno with the
possible exception of the people of Reno
to be fine she'll visit us will visit
her oh we could go for Carnevale that's
real not Reno you jackass
I think you might be wrong on man
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oh this is nice what's the occasion
why'd you have to get all dressed up
well I just thought we'd go out for a
nice dinner and talk about what kind of
bachelorette party you'd like guess I'm
too old for strippers and drinking no
you're not oh good let's do that oh my
god is that one person glen linda so
nice to see you hey long time no see huh
what a funny coincidence you being here
well you mentioned that you I eat often
in this restaurant of my offices right
upstairs and I see Glenn all the time
he's a patient of dr. Kerr Brooks great
teeth just sit down right here thank you
Hey look at you to add a baby and a
golden retriever and you'd make a
beautiful Christmas car ah so plan have
you been good you know the usual please
if you call the usual being called an
up-and-comer in the May third 2004 issue
of The Wall Street Journal for that
stock merger singing what's google
sounds like kids game you know I'm going
on here Judy well Judy called and she
mentioned that you guys were oh oh why
did Gwen here oh yes you're trying to
undermine my wedding wow you're getting
married Oh try to fix me up with my
ex-boyfriend three days before my
wedding to me that's worse than mean
that's just horrible
it's like you finish each other's song
look Linda I'm not trying to fix you up
with Glen he's just an example there's a
million other ones just wake him out
there some even have a personality no I
was voted one of Chicago's top ten most
eligible bachelors see there's at least
nine awesome I can't believe you would
be so sneaky you mean like sneaking off
to Reno without even telling me I'm
sorry I guess I thought you might know
whatever her overreact you gonna do
Linda huh quit a perfectly good job and
run off with an overgrown childhood
thinks he's a rock star you know what
that's how you feel about my marriage
and my future husband then don't bother
coming to the way I was number four did
you hear that Tina's taking some boy
runt to the wedding as her little runt
date yeah actually that they're doubling
with me in my day you uh you're still
Davis I mean you couldn't get one right
hey you know I just thought of something
now that aunt linda's getting married
you're kind of a new Aunt Linda would
you take that back down what's your
father uh he's upstairs trying on
clothes to the wedding oh why we can say
wedding I know there's a wedding I know
I just wanted to hit him oh oh hey meat
loaf I don't think you're supposed to
wear an undershirt with that
no I'm not sure mmm sexy mmm man sucks
my sister's finally getting married and
I'm not even gonna be this come on you
can't miss this there's an open bar and
a glitter Cannon you know something
Goods gonna happen no Linda doesn't want
me there feeling the way I do about this
marriage and I can't change the way I
feel I think she's throwing her life
away don't be so negative when you think
about your sister's life what's she
really throwing away hello bill looking
sharp like the undie there you can tear
that off and throw it the ladies right
before you bang the wedding god I get to
bang the wedding dong Linda thinks it's
her special dinner yet Oh Perry woo Joo
Dee um just stopped by to drop off the
bridal party gifts Linda and Perry
screaming into forever tour I got a lot
of stuff to do good luck with every
silly wait can we have a talk please um
listen I know you don't like me
particularly true took my fiance on a
blind date the other night I just don't
know if you're the right man for my
sister Judy Linda's my life and I would
give up anything to keep her including
my music and my hair that's what you
wanted although I've never met a woman
who could keep her hands off you're
staring don't touch it now why I'm
staring how could you drag Linda torino
away from everyone she knows and loves
sure does she wanted to go she she knows
you got bill in the kids and she loves
you but she wants a family of her own
and all my family now Judy I love her
but if you think I could I could ever
imagine asking her to start a life with
me without you by his side then you've
got no idea how much you mean to
please come to the wedding don't you
break her heart I know you don't know me
very well but understand this Judy I do
not make t-shirts that like thanks for
coming to my party patty I'd take it
easy aim for so glad that we made up but
love so much so sorry I was so judgy
about your marriage no you were not
judge judy yes I was judging Judy I see
a homeless man on a given in the key not
only to beware sister you can't ever
lose me hey where'd you drop my scarf
you got it
oh man you don't like a drought hey hey
love patty left half of Rio's connect
wink you enough for driving bill nope oh
you cannot simply I'm finally getting
married whew huh Perry so great and he
really makes me laugh usually I'm just
laughing at him how do you mean oh come
on let's face it he's kind of a clown I
like to think of him as a diamond in the
rough well I mean sure I probably be
there off marrying like a lawyer or a
doctor or even that time but what the
hell Lisa got married before I was 40
right that's what's important but that's
not the only reason you did Annie I did
it i made it under the wire Oh shutting
with grease tired did you really mean
that Linda are getting married before
you 40
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hey hey so have you seen Linda yeah
she's in the bridal room how did you see
me is she okay better than nation I'd
dance them down the aisle either you
buddy I just want to thank you all for
being here on the blessed day the love
of my life and I say I do i do I do okay
more reverb found your minister in the
bathroom made a big mess I'm good I'm
good hi let's get the show on the road
no no no no oh that's right we're doing
the uptight version what a bummer so
you're not worried about Linda anymore
no it's her life I'm not crazy about the
fact that she's going to reno but she's
doing and she wants and perry really
does love yeah I know he loves her you
know until I gotta learn these moves I
gotta go find Lauren
you
wait when do you smoke Oh Justin II hope
you get over the initial nausea it's
actually very calming are you doing good
stuff starting feel pretty real here you
know screaming it up grandma you seem a
little nervous yeah well I am appearing
in a ball of flash and I got a lot of
hairspray on listen yeah last night last
night in the car you said some things
that kind of stuck with me some things
about Perry how would it fit well you
called him a clown oh come on if nothing
compared to what Judy calls you jackass
super jackass he jackass jackass who
doesn't listen all right you made it
seem like it didn't matter who you were
marrying as long as you got married
before you were 40 wow I did that huh
you know marriage can be hard and you
don't want to dive into it just because
of some deadlines in your head Linda I
know we haven't always got along but
you're you you deserve to be happy you
forgot your glow stick boo cleaner
you might want to run a razor over those
knuckles before the wedding night angel
do that right now honey you know I
walked in here today with a prettiest
girlfriend in the world I'll be walking
out with the most beautiful wife and I
mean you did you hear the hatchet but I
love him so much there's not a doubt in
my mind good for you you better get out
there
I look great sure thank you for
everything my lucky you know yeah
you know to go you should Aloha how is
Cleveland it's wonderful I'm now
officially in the rock and roll hall of
fame yeah he wrote his name on the
bathroom wall I'm in the Baseball Hall
of Fame so I the big thing is we have
some news yeah when I go to Reno Linda's
gonna stay here in Chicago really why I
mean I am some vacation time at periods
every third week off and we realize
we'll see each other as much do you know
yeah but it's not gonna be the same Oh
worry we'll make you one oh it's bad so
bad
you know I have to say a big part of our
decision was finding out that somebody
here loves me can't walk away from that
could you at least move further down the
couch
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I wouldn't have it
way come a glee
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03x22 - Still Getting Married
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.