05x03 - The Kingdom of Clean!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bubble Guppies". Aired: January 24, 2011 - present.*
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05x03 - The Kingdom of Clean!

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[water gushing]

[music]

Bubble Guppies!

Hi! I'm, Molly.

And I'm Gil.

And it's time for Bubble Guppies!

Arf! Arf!

♪ Bub-bub-bubble. Gup-gup-guppies, ♪

♪ bubble, bubble, bubble. Guppy, guppy, guppy. ♪

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppy!

Bubble guppies!

I'm Molly!

I'm Gil!

I'm Goby!

I'm Deema!

Oona!

- Nonny! - Zooli!

Arf! Arf! - Bubble Puppy!

♪ Bub-bub-bubble. Gup-gup-guppies, ♪

♪ bubble, bubble, bubble. Guppy, guppy, guppy. ♪

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppy!

Bubble guppies!

Bubble guppies!

The Kingdom of Clean!

[giggling]

Come on! Follow us!

Hello!

Hi!

Hi there!

Hi!

Good morning, Mr. Grouper!

Well, good morning everyone,

but I'm not Mr. Grouper.

I am the King of Clean!

[fanfare]

Oh! [chuckles]

I beg your pardon, Your Cleanliness!

[laughter]

I hereby decree that all my subjects

shall wash their hands before we start our day!

Right away!

Yes, your majesty!

Mr. Grouper, I already washed my hands today.

Well, it's important to wash your hands

throughout the day.

Like after you use the bathroom.

Yup!

Washing your hands is an important

and healthy habit!

A habit? What's that?

A habit is something you do

over and over again.

Like brushing your teeth every night

before you go to bed!

Do you brush your teeth every night?

Oh, that's good!

Let's think about healthy habits!

To get your hands really clean

you should always wash with water and...

Soap!

Right!

Make sure you rub with soap and water

to makes lots of bubbles!

And to keep your mouth fresh and clean

you should use a toothbrush

and a little bit of...

Toothpaste!

Yup!

You should brush two times a day

to help your teeth stay healthy and strong.

And to get your hair nice and clean

you can wash it with...

Shampoo!

That's right! Shampoo!

Healthy habits keep us clean!

Let's sing about it!

[music]

♪ You've come in from outside ♪

♪ or home from school

♪ and you're looking like a mess. ♪

♪ So, you stop and you wonder ♪

♪ what to do to be your tidy best, ♪

♪ start a healthy habit,

♪ get some water and some soap, ♪

♪ scrub-a-dub, you're washing up ♪

♪ and now, you know!

♪ What you do, what you do to get clean. ♪

♪ What you need, what you need's a routine ♪

♪ cleaning up can be fun and easy. ♪

♪ Every day, wash away

♪ and you'll see that's what you do ♪

♪ to be healthy!

♪ Doo-do-doo, doo-do-doo. ♪

♪ What you do to be healthy! ♪

♪ Now we do this healthy stuff ♪

♪ and we're gonna need supplies. ♪

Supplies!

♪ Toothpaste and a toothbrush, ♪

♪ a towel to get dry,

♪ some bubble bath, a brush and comb, ♪

♪ a washcloth and good-smelling soap ♪

♪ and when the water feels just right, ♪

♪ it's bath time!

♪ Let's go!

♪ What you do, what you do to get clean. ♪

♪ What you need, what you need's a routine, ♪

♪ cleaning up can be fun and easy. ♪

♪ Every day, wash away

♪ and you'll see that's what you do ♪

♪ to be healthy!

♪ Doo-do-doo, doo-do-doo. ♪

♪ What you do to be healthy! ♪

♪ Doo-do-doo, doo-do-doo. ♪

♪ What you do to be healthy! ♪

[cheers and applause]

Okay! Line up, everybody!

It's time to go outside!

Outside! Outside!

Come on.

Outside, everybody! Outside!

♪ Line up, everybody. Line up. ♪

♪ Line up, line up, my gup-gup-gupgup-guppies. ♪

♪ Everybody get out. Get-get-get up. ♪

♪ Get out. Get everybody. ♪

♪ Outside.

♪ Here we go. Here we go. ♪

♪ Everybody line up. Here we go. ♪

♪ Outside! Everybody let's go-go-go-go, ♪

♪ get-get out-out-out out-out-out-out. ♪

♪ Outside! Bubble Guppies! ♪

We're soap sellers! In fairy tale times!

We sell soap, shampoo

and we even sell bubble bath!

Once upon a time,

there were two soap sellers

who were on their way

to The Kingdom of Clean...

Arf! Arf!

[Goby]...the cleanest kingdom in all the land,

but it wasn't nearly as clean

as they thought it would be...

[Gil] Whoa, this place is dir-tee...

Well, I guess that just means that everyone here

can really use our soaps and shampoos!

Right! Let's set up shop!

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up

and take a look at our huge selection

of fine soaps, shampoos, and even bubble bath!

[Molly] Everything you need

to help you feel good and clean!

[gasping]

Don't be shy, Ladies and Gentlemen!

We're here to help you with your healthy habits!

Can I mama?

Here, let me show you.

That is nice.

See what a little soap can do for you?

That's right.

Come on over and check it out.

[gasps] Bubbles!

Hmm. I do love bubblebath!

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

please form a line right here!

While I show you how bubble-y

our bubble bath is!

Just one cap full

and add some warm water and...

bubbles!

Look, mama! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!

[stomping]

The Ogre!

Get me out of here right now!

[screaming]

The Ogre! Run for it!

[Ogre] Oi! Is that soap?

That's not allowed here!

[stomping]

[neighs]

Look, Yucky Ducky!

They've got soap! And shampoo!

[sniffs]

Shh! This way, hurry!

[gasp]

Dirty Deema isn't gonna like this,

is she, Yucky Ducky?

Dirty Deema? Who's that?

Pee-yooski!

What's that smell?

What's going on here, Crudly?

Somebody brought soap, Dirty Deema!

Soap?

And shampoo!

And bubble bath?

Bubble Baf?

Look Yucky Ducky!

Bubble baf!

Gimme that!

[feedback]

I thought I told you guys, no more soap!

[gasps]

[shivers]

I, Dirty Deema, have spoken!

[feedback]

Take it back to Pewski Peak, Crudly.

Yes, Dirty Deema.

- Hey! That's our... - Shh!

Come with me.

The king will explain everything.

Well, yes, this used to be

the cleanest kingdom in all the land,

but that was before Dirty Deema and her ogre

took away every last bar of soap

and bottle of shampoo we had.

And now nobody can ever wash their hair

or take a bath or even brush their teeth!

[gasps] That's terrible!

We've got to go get everything back!

Get it back? You can't!

She locks everything away in her tower

way up at the top of Pewski Peak.

Pewski Peak?

Don't worry, your highness.

We'll go get it all back.

Yeah, it's really important to be clean!

Oh, please be careful!

I once sent my very bravest knights up there

to go get our stuff back

but we never saw them again.

- [whimpers] - Uh-oh.

We'll be careful, your highness.

Come on, Gilly.

[Goby] And so, the soap sellers set off

for the tower of Dirty Deema

at the top of Pewski Peak...

What's it say, Molly?

It says, "You are about to enter the Foul Forest.

Beware of foul creatures with foul breath.

Love, Dirty Deema."

What does 'foul' mean?

Foul means really gross or disgusting.

[groans]

What are we going to do?

We don't have a choice.

We have to go through the forest

to get to Pewski Peak.

C'mon boy...

[whimpers]

[Goby] Meanwhile, not far ahead...

[groans] I'm a foul creature...

I'm a foul creature too... [groans]

Excuse me, what time is it?

It's time for... [babbling]

...lunch!

- ♪ What time is it? - ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it? - ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it? - ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ It's lunch time! - ♪ Hey, what's for lunch?

Hey, Foul Creature Zooli,

what did you get for lunch today?

I got a sandwich and a cheese stick!

What did you get, Foul Creature Goby?

I got a sandwich and a mozzarella stick!

How about you, Foul Creature Nonny?

I got...a mozzarella ...stink?

[laughter]

A mozzarella stink?

That's silly!

And stinky!

[giggles] [barks]

Listen! Someone's coming!

[sniffs] Whooof, this place smells

even worse than the village!

Yeah. It smells really foul.

Thank you!

[screams]

Uh...I'm okay!

We are the foul creatures

and you shall go no further...

[silly noise with tongue]

Please let us pass, Foul Creatures.

We're on our way to get our soap and stuff

back from Dirty Deema.

Dirty Deema?

She's the one that turned us into foul creatures!

[silly noise with tongue]

Eh!

No offense, but your breath is really...

- Foul? - We know!

The only way to get rid of the curse

is to clean our teeth, but we forgot how!

'Cause we're so foul...

We can help!

When your teeth are dirty,

what do you do to make them clean?

Right! You brush your teeth!

Which of these things

should the foul creatures use to brush their teeth?

A toothbrush?

A paintbrush?

Or a hairbrush?

- A toothbrush! - Right!

Now, what should they put on the toothbrush

to get their teeth clean?

Shampoo?

Toothpaste?

Or soap?

Toothpaste!

Toothpaste! Right!

You only need a pea-sized dot of toothpaste

to brush your teeth!

Let's brush our teeth and break the curse!

It's working!

Keep brushing!

Hey! You're the Knights of Clean!

At your service!

How's my breath now?

[blows breath]

[sniffs] Minty fresh!

Thank you!

You saved us from Dirty Deema's foul curse!

You're welcome!

And thank you for your help!

We'd better get going.

- Hey, let us come with you! - Yeah!

We can help you get your stuff back!

Really?

Yes.

There is no stopping us now.

Our habits are healthy, and our breath is minty.

To Pewski Peak!

[fanfare]

[Goby] So the soap sellers

and the Knights of Clean continued

on to Pewski Peak.

Hey, I thought I told you

to rake some muck around here?

It's too clean.

Wot's this, Dirty Deema?

That's shampoo.

You use it to wash your hair.

We don't like that, do we Yucky Ducky?

[squeak]

And Wot's this?

Egh. That's soap!

It's to wash your body.

Uh-uh!

Wot's this?

[groans] that's the worst thing of all.

Bubble Bath!

Bubbles? Look, Yucky Ducky!

Bubble Baf!

[squeak]

You don't need any of that stuff!

Put it down.

Yes, Dirty Deema.

And, Crudly? What's this?

Uhhh, a clean spot?

A clean spot. Get it dirty!

Yes, Dirty Deema.

Muckedy-muck! Muckedy-muck!

Muckedymuckedy-muck!

[giggles]

[gasp] Gilly, look!

There's our cart!

You guys stay here.

We'll go get it!

Muckedy-muck! Look-y Yucky Ducky

I'm spreading the mucky!

Yuckedy Duck!

[laughs]

Oi wish we could take a bubble baf, Yucky Ducky.

You'd loik a bubble baf.

Okay, I'll take the front of the cart

and you guys take the back.

And wot should oy deww?

[scream]

[gasp]

Ooh!

Do you guys loik bubble bafs, too?

- Oh, well... - What's going on out here?

Hey, you're the Knights of Clean!

Didn't I put a curse on you?

Oh, well, never mind.

Lock 'em up, Crudly,

and then we'll throw all their stuff

into the Stinky Pits!

[dramatic music]

[gasp]

[gasp]

All right, Crudly,

lower the cart into the Stinky Pits!

Don't worry, Yucky Ducky!

Oi'm keeping one wittle bottle

of bubble baf just for us!

Crudly?

Yes, Dirty Deema.

[creaking]

[gasps] Gilly, I have an idea!

The ogre really likes bubble baths so...

Let's give him a bubble bath!

Exactly!

This is perfect!

Quick! Start filling it with water!

We need your help!

We need five capfuls

of bubble bath for this bath.

How many capfuls do we have now?

Three!

Right! We have three capfuls.

But that's not enough. We need more.

Let's add two more capfuls!

Count with us!

One. Two. Three. Four. Five!

Great.

Now we've got five capfuls all together!

[classical music]

Hey, ogre! Want a bubble bath?

Oh! Bubbles!

[gasps]

[laughs] Bubbles!

[gasps] No!

Crudly! Don't!

[laughing] Bubbles!

Get out of that tub right this minute!

Uh-uh! I loik it in here!

It's bubbly!

Do you see what you've done!

What?

No, no, no, no, no!

I don't wanna take a bath! I don't wanna!

Hey, this isn't so bad.

[chuckles] It's splashy!

Uh-huh! [laughs]

Splishy, splash, splash, splish!

[giggles] And warm.

Yup! [laughs]

I think I like it! Pass the soap please!

Thank you!

Oh, it feels so good to be clean!

La di da da daaaaa.

Look, Dirty Deema!

Yucky Ducky is all clean now too!

[squeak]

[laughter]

Hooray!

Oh, this is great!

Everybody in town should know about this!

Everybody does!

But you took all their stuff.

I did? What was I thinking?

Let's get everything back down there

and clean everybody up!

- All right! - Cool!

[laugh]

[Goby] And so, they all went back to the Kingdom of Clean

with all the soaps, shampoos, and toothpastes

that the ogre could carry.

Thank you, everyone,

for bringing cleanliness back to the Kingdom of Clean!

You're welcome, Your Majesty!

[feedback]

I hereby decree that from now on

everyone will practice nothing but healthy habits!

[cheering]

Let's sing about it!

♪ What you do, what you do to get clean. ♪

♪ What you need, what you need's a routine. ♪

♪ Cleaning up can be fun and easy. ♪

♪ Every day, wash away

♪ and you'll see that's what you do ♪

♪ to be healthy!

And so, the Kingdom was clean once again

and everybody practiced their healthy habits every day.

And they all lived happily ever after.

[laughter]

Don't forget to wash your hands!

- We won't! - You got it!

[laugh]

[music]

♪ Bub- bub- bubble. Gup- gup- guppies, ♪

♪ bubble bubble bubble guppy guppy guppy. ♪

- Bubble! - Bubble!

- Guppy! - Guppy!

Bubble Guppies!

Bubble Guppies!

♪ What you do, what you do to get clean. ♪

♪ What you need, what you need's a routine. ♪

♪ Cleaning up can be fun and easy. ♪

♪ Every day, wash away

♪ and you'll see that's what you do ♪

♪ to be healthy!

♪ Doo-do-doo, doo-do-doo. ♪

♪ Doo-do-doo, doo-do-doo. ♪

♪ What you do to be healthy! ♪
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