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bathroom don't bed I've got school I got
work I stink you win call plumber to
finish the upstairs bathroom gonna cost
us a fortune and this family has other
needs Judy don't forget the big picture
and by that i mean the TV i want to buy
the showers more important than your new
television i'm only thinking of the kids
and how if we crank up that surround
sound we can forget we even have them
yeah command you guys sorry to barge in
on you like this the whole go put
something on our neighbors are here Judy
they don't want any of this they're gay
yeah that's why we don't want it we are
getting cable installed today so you
please let the guy in we're not going to
be home oh sure no problem so cable huh
so that you guys can watch the l word I
was stands for blass speed but we're
actually getting it for the news did you
hear that bad I got their own news now
actually we like CNN I bet you do I bet
you do
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oh hi hi we just came by to get our key
when you guys were at our house did you
happen to use our shower what makes you
think that Oh little clues like wet
towels on the bathroom floor razor
stubble in the sink oh and your pants
with your wallet in life pretty
circumstantial if you ask me you are
unbelievable is that my french perfume I
don't have nice things in our dependence
we did do you a big favor by waiting for
the cable guy he came by nobody answered
if you want to time to try again
tomorrow we'd be happy to see how are
you guys we've been waiting for three
weeks for bill to fix that upstairs
bathroom and as soon as I'm done you two
invited over to shower and maybe a
little CNN
where you been Chris oh I drove Lauren
and her friends to the mall boys you're
lazy or cello lesson the teachers
waiting at the house cello I only do it
for the workout come on Oh Chris don't
forget you're gonna join me in my
friends to six flags tonight I know I
can't wait see you later Lori I'm not
thrilled about this I don't think roller
coasters are safe oh they're fine I
wrote on him during all my pregnancies
um I'll tell you what I'm not thrilled
about our son chauffeuring your daughter
all over count are they dating again or
is Lauren just using him what are you
saying we can raise a user we're good
parents well if she's had and take her
and her friends out for nights this week
she's out for nights this week does she
even have a curfew oh yes of course she
does I think well could you also ask her
where she stands with Chris because he
really likes her we don't want to see
him taken advantage of yes i will get
into that because i don't want anything
to spoil the friendship we have with you
wonderful neighbors it's not my necklace
I have a lunch today
oh my god Becky he's so hot I'm gonna go
on all the rides with them yeah and
chris is going to be there too so you
can older person yeah and then we can we
can do our math homework here right
behind me hey I want to ask what's going
on between you and Chris Oh trust me
nothing and it's not like all those
other times when I said nothing I really
me nothing because it looks to me like
you're leading them on you need to be
straight with Chris okay it's not nice
to use people Lorne fine I'll talk to
him tonight okay be home by eleven
changed my curfew 11 you don't have a
car
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hey cool toy oh this isn't a toy see
Tina was supposed to make an invention
for school so we made this it's called
the answer man I wanted to rock it this
but someone can figure it out you're not
gonna get a good grade on moon yeah yeah
sure just asking a yes-or-no question
okay answer man which one of these
leftover shitty butch yes or no question
really not that hard answer man should i
have that chicken so how much this thing
knows because i want chicken and i'm
having chicken some machinery okay I'm
gonna have to race York on vacation
maybe you should ask you why you don't
understand what a yes or no question hey
mrs. Miller Chris con and you're soaking
wet yeah I was just standing in line for
some green dates I guess that Lauren
asked me to get for her Chris sit down
okay sweetheart and I'm only saying this
because I care about you but you are
being a giant horseback you are a sweet
good-looking guy with a lot to offer but
teenage girls can be kind of from
soul-sucking witches I'm not Lauren this
morning right after the wind blew away
my umbrella I got a call from her on my
cell phone saying don't give up Chris I
really want those tickets
she's a Donald it should be dating
someone a little bit more mature mature
yeah someone who appreciates all the
stuff you have to offer I mean it would
serve one right you know if you found
someone a little older then she'd be
sorry for the way she treated you know
when I'm getting a pretty good picture
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what do you mean that part's not in I
got a family waiting for a bathroom to
be finished and they are more important
than anybody in this oh it's just you I
thought it was your mom she's been
busting my hump hey there's more than
one Plumbing Supply Company in this town
you know yeah and I'll tell you another
thing
oh yes I did order that yes that's what
sausage my work here is never done well
it better be done soon or you can kiss
your big screen TV goodbye I'm calling a
plumber if the works not done in 48
hours 48 hours Judy one day is not
enough time to pick the back fine bill
I'll give you two that's all I'm asking
what are you doing hoping your mom carry
groceries why we know Chris saw me pull
up and generously offered to help me
with these heavy bag oh not too heavy
for me thanks to these cello arms you
know well um now that you're here you
can drive me to my desk class but only
if you want to know I'm having a blast
helping Judy a blast Judy I mean this is
Miller unless you don't mind if I call
you Judy we're all adults here I think
mrs. Miller would be more appropriate
gotcha
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don't say anything is practically done
you mean done be in the bathroom you
gave me two days a lot can happen in 72
hours yeah you might even learn how to
tell time look I might have made a
little mistake with Chris I was talking
to him about not letting Lauren push him
around and now I think he kind of has a
crush on me his Laurens pushing an
around waiting their lives within for 19
years funny look I want you to talk to
him set him straight he's downstairs I
think it's better coming from a man than
you know a person he considers a goddess
walk in the early but if you're a
goddess what does that make me the
luckiest son of a [ __ ] on the planet
mr. Miller hey Chris oh can I have a
swig of your beer or actually mrs.
Miller sent it up for you I'm too young
to drink well you're missing out no I
yet I noticed you've been hanging around
my wife a lot lately what no no no I
don't nothing much it's okay it's okay
everybody loves Judi you know people
come from all around to visit and
appreciate her like a national park or a
beautiful rainbow yes she's awesome I
mean ever personality yeah of course of
course but you should know you know mrs.
Miller is a grown woman and damn it mr.
Miller it's none of my business but that
might be easier if you use the split nut
wrench I realized that but where in the
world am I gonna find a slip nut wrench
in your toolbox here let me let me
assure you with this you can get a
really good grip wow you're pretty handy
with this stuff yeah my uncle Jack's the
contractor and he's let me help out on
jobs really but a job like remodeling
this bathroom that it'd probably be out
of your league right no it's easier than
you think i could help you finish in
like two days easy really 72-hour
oh wait mrs. Miller thinks I'm hanging
around too much no no no mrs. Miller
loves have any here she does yeah yeah
she she thinks of you as part of the
family the part he rarely covers up in
front of and if you help me finish this
bathroom she is gonna jump for joy up
and down up and down genius one hand
with all the answers well I did get a
15-4 time is a right answer man should i
buy a new bedroom wait a minute you're
not actually basing life choices on a
plastic toy Aunt Linda this machine is
random okay you've made all your
decisions your entire life about the use
of this machine and look how well you go
with the toy now you know I don't really
have a space for a king-size bed so
would it be crazy to move for a new bed
[Laughter]
Carrie and I can't afford one unless I
get a race and I can't get a raise and
unless I trying to quit oh just think
I've tried to quit my job oh my marble
huh only have the one left huh Hey oh
you're wearing that huh don't worry if
we go out later I'll put on my tiara
yes you you you might want to strip off
a few layers I need you to be hot but
the house to be hot dry the ground from
the bathroom I turned the furnace way up
you know there's a little one here oh
that should do the trick you know want
to be great now if you came up and
brought me in Chris's snack or something
chris is here again I thought you were
gonna talk to him about not hanging
around and drooling over me Judy why do
you assume that every man who steps into
this house is here to stare at you like
you're a national park or a rainbow then
what's he doing up there learning some
plumbing for me turns out the kid needs
a father figure he needs a real man in
his life on the get in line behind me ah
playing my song I should be getting home
you can probably do the rest of this
without me what no no no hang on mrs.
Miller's gonna want to come a check on
our work she's just across the hall
trying on bathing suits I'm staying hot
in here okay I've seen you in a while
yeah I've been kind of busy well can I
get you something to drink it it's
really no trouble no I'm fine hey guys I
brought some refreshment Oh lemon they
okay you read my mind
the how's it going missing really got a
little hot yeah totally oh you know in a
toilets done I need to come back and
puke good bill can I talk to you for a
second yeah after I finish my lemonade
let's go okay admit it you didn't talk
to Chris and he's hanging around here
because of me yeah that's right he's
here because he you and you turned up
the heat so I'd strip down that's right
Judy I turned up the heat so you'd strip
down so he does have a crush on me I
know if I am a freakin rainbow when it
comes to plumbing this kid is a genius
but I didn't tell you what I was doing
because I knew you wouldn't want me
using in the whale or and did that I'll
tell him to go home are you insane
bathroom too I'll give him a lap dance
if it gets me an upstairs toilet honey
if you still have that tube top I think
we can get his and her sinks I'm looking
I'm looking
I'll be right back up with your lunch
Chris yes did you make him at lunch yep
right here hey hey well that's what my
special boy and what am I we've been
working on that one for 17 years oh wait
wait wait he likes a pickle with a
sandwich so after lungs she scheduled to
finish working on the bathroom with me
yeah we're gonna have to push that back
till after the weekend we've decided to
install some track lighting in the
bedroom oh he does lighting too why
couldn't lesbians of race Brian why
couldn't anyone have raised me I would
have gone with Wolves oh here's your
sandwich crazy and I'm a pickle why
don't you go into the living room in
blank Thanks you know I was looking in
your bedroom closet and if you want I
can install a revolving shoe carousel
revolving sh**t carousel he makes it
sound like a carnival so if you want you
to go to the dance with me I'll think
about it yeah we could go driving
afterwards just give me hey hey hey hey
is she bothering you
no it's okay hey what's up ladies yeah
we're looking for crazy he's a little
busy right now mom is at you Chris what
are you doing we've hardly seen you the
last few days uh well I've been busy
that's it you've been spending way too
much time over here doing stuff for
Lauren he isn't doing anything from me
and what have you been doing over here
Chris I have your lemonade let's say you
and me go back up to the bedroom
so you've been flirting with our son to
get him to finish your bathroom and the
track lighting and there was talk about
a shoe rack just a little talk at least
they let me do stuff what oh you ever
let me do is read or play the cello the
Millers let me build stuff with my hands
makes me feel like I'm my own man and
there it is what we were trying to do
all along mold a young boy into a man
alright maybe we should loosen the reins
a little bit but that doesn't excuse you
too I mean luring him with your beauty
look at your smoking-hot body you know
you're so fine Harry we gotta sh**t
pretty you can't tell people not to look
good rain but actually I don't have a
crush on you excuse me I'm sorry mrs.
Miller but you said if I found someone
more mature it would make Lauren think
twice and you were right hanging out
with you made her totally jealous you
were using me there are you and come on
mrs. Miller hey you're nice and all but
Lauren 16 and you're like 50
by authority which happens to be the new
party which is really the new 28 yeah
maybe I'd better go find Lauren and tell
her I'll take her to the dance yeah you
better hurry up you're not getting any
older well there goes getting our
bathroom done yeah I guess we're just
gonna have to finish it all by ourselves
you know I once took a class at home
depot and I'm I'm really good with my
hands
you like lemony we're leaving
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first you ask you to yes or no question
then you drop the marble down the slot
and then but what are you doing here me
I got fired so um I'm gonna need you to
ask the marble thing if I should beg for
my job back
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I would have
any other way cuz it makes me happy
[Applause]
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.