02x03 - Boy Toy/Inspection Detection

[bunniefuu]

♪♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪

♪♪ That no one understands ♪

♪♪ Mom and dad and vicky ♪

♪♪ Always giving him commands ♪

Bad twerp!

♪♪ Doom and gloom up in his room ♪♪

♪♪ Is broken instantly ♪

♪♪ By his magic little fish who'll grant his every wish ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause in reality... ♪

♪♪ They are his oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪♪

Wands and wings.floaty, crowny things.

♪♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪♪

♪♪ Really mod, peapod, buff bod, hot rod ♪♪

Obtuse, rubber goose,

Green moose, guava juice.

Giant snake, birthday cake,

Large fries, chocolate shake!

♪♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪♪

♪♪ It flips your lid when you are a kid ♪♪

♪♪ With fairly oddparents ♪

Yeah, right.

Pull!

Pull!

E equals mc squared...

Bye, albert.

This sure was a great idea

To destroy our old stuff, timmy.

Hey! Launch my retainer.

Yeah. Now that we're ,

We don't need our dumb year old stuff.

Hey, let's launch this!

But timmy, that's your favorite crimson chin action figure!

You can't launch that.

He even has chin-tastic action phrases.

Doll: quick! To the hydrofoil!

But it's last year's model.

I am so beyond him and his lame phrases.

Tootie: timmy! Timmy!

Oh, no!

It's vicky's little sister...

Tootie.

Quick! To the anti-girl fortress!

Enemy on screen, captain.

Prepare to fire phasers!

[Buzzing sound]

Phasers locked, captain.

I love when the phasers get locked.

Timmy! Can I come up and play!

Fire!

Waaaaah!

I'm so wet!

You can't even see how much I'm crying!

Can I at least come up and dry off?

Fire!

Whaaa! Whaaa!

Why won't you give my love a chance?

Darn it. We're all out of balloons.

Let's get some more and strap the crimson chin down to one!

Yeah! We can hit tootie with a balloon

Anda plastic doll!

Well, I guess this is good-bye.

You're my best pal!

If you used to like it so much,

Why are you going to destroy it?

Because I don't need this doll anymore.

I have you guys!

Still, he was pretty cool.

You know, I wish I could play with him one more time.

Hey! I'm toy sized!

There's evil afoot!

I mean...a-chin.

Wow! You made him alive!

Sure! Standing next to a lifeless doll

Would have been boring.

And yet...

Some horror approaches! Quick!

To the chin cave!

Timmy! Where are you?

Neat! Fairy dolls!

I can add timmy's dolls to my timmy love shrine.

Maybe if you took us to your house,

Timmy would follow you and try to get us back.

What? Can't I have an action phrase?

That's a great idea!

The commissioner is missing.

And look at the size of these pipes.

Oh, no! I'm stuck toy sized

And my godparents are being taken to vicky's house.

There's only one thing to do.

Wow! A timmy turner action figure.

With thumb sucking action! Yo!

And look, he's got kung fu overbite.

Ow!

What should we do with it?

Well, it is an uncanny likeness of our best friend.

Let's launch him into mrs. O'leary's yard!

You mean the lady with the pet bees?

We can't do that.

[Bees buzz loudly]

Now we can do it.

Aaaaahhh!

Now I have two of timmy's dolls

To add to my timmy collection!

Wow. She really has a thing for timmy.

Well, sure. He's the b*mb!

I read that in a teen magazine.

Let's play timmy and tootie

In their jungle home.

You're me... And you're timmy!

Cool! I'm the b*mb!

Mwah! Mwah! I love you, tootie!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

Hey! I like this game.

Aaahhh!

I'm dead!

Did somebody say justice?

Aaahhh!

♪♪ Here comes the crimson chin ♪♪

Oof! Thanks, crimson chin doll.

You totally saved me!

Wonder why I got so bored with you.

Check out my dimple! It's huge!

Now I remember. Your action phrases stink!

Come on. We gotta rescue cosmo and wanda.

I eat evil for breakfast!

Mwah! Mwah!

Well, you're just a dumb girl.

That's ok, timmy. I'll wait for you forever.

Fine! I'll be over here throwing water balloons at you.

This doesn't seem like a lot of fun.

Are you nuts? I'm having a blast!

And look how clean you're getting.

Well, time to do my chores.

You trim my hedges, and you cut my lawn.

But these are your chores.

And these are high definition photos

Of you two sneaking into an "r" rated movie.

Aaaaaaand...action!

Haah! All this blackmailing is making me thirsty.

[Tootie giggling]

My dorky little sister is laughing

When she should be down here doing my chores!

I'll fix that.

Quick! While she's distracted.

We've gotta get into that house.

I have goats in my pants!

Oh, no!

Run!

Oof!

Hey. That's chester's retainer.

Man, that got some distance.

[Lawn mower loudly approaches]

Without gravity, we'd float into space!

Justice, thy name is chin!

All finished!

Good thinking, crimson chin!

Of all my muscles,

My brain is one of them!

You're a cooler doll than I thought.

Together, nothing can stop us.

Grrrrr!

Aahhh! It's vicky's dog!

[Chomp!]

[Clang! Clang! Clang!]

Do you, timmy, take you, tootie,

To be your lawfully wedded wife?

Well, well, well...

What's this?

Two new toys?

Well, guess who they get to meet?

Not mister hammer.

Mister hammer?

Yes. Mister hammer!

And his friend, mrs. Saw.

Hi, mrs. Saw!

I'm cosmo and this is wanda.

Don't you want to be a good host?

No! Those are timmy's dolls!

Oh, that changes everything.

Hey! Mr. Fire! Have you met wanda?

Oh, no! He's being torn apart!

Chew on your butt, not my friend!

[Crash!]

What was that?

Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside,

Or at timmy's house!

Chin! Chin!

Speak to me!

I'm sorry I got you into this mess.

I promise... I'll never let anything hurt you again.

[Repeats over and over] you're...you're...

Ow! You're my best pal.

Cosmo! Wanda!

I wish I was normal sized!

Come on, timmy.

Let's get you and your stupid doll and get out of here!

He's not stupid!

He's my friend.

And I should have treated him better.

No!

Vicky's stolen timmy's dolls.

Now he'll never come over,

And he'll never like me.

Why doesn't he like me?!

Waaaahhh!

Maybe he's not the only one you should treat better.

You know, she might be creepy,

But she does have to put up with vicky more than you do.

Yeah, you're right.

Vicky lives here.

I guess when she's not torturing me at my house,

She's torturing tootie here.

That's gotta be the worst.

Uh...hi, tootie.

Timmy! Hi!

I...

Wait. You're only here to take back your stupid dolls

And then hit me with another water balloon!

Actually, I wanted to say I'm sorry I was mean to you.

You see, I'm just...

A stupid year old boy!

Right. And I'm not interested in girls.

And I won't be until...

He's a stupid year old boy!

Then...there's hope?

There's hope!

I should do something nice for her.

Make up, you know?

She's not mean. She's just a girl.

It's not her fault.

I'm totally into the idea of you giving me to tootie!

This way, she'll always have a little piece of you

She can smother and choke with love.

Wow! That was an oddly specific action phrase.

I'm gonna miss you, pal.

I put the "man" in mandible!

Tootie, I want you. To have this.

More importantly, I want you to have this

And never, ever, ever follow me home again.

Oh, timmy!

This is the best gift ever!

And it will be our little secret, of love...

[Weakly] oh-oh!

[Bang!]Vicky: now, where was i?

Evil sister! Gotta go! Bye!

Another toy?

Wow, when it rains... It melts!

I wish the chin doll was indestructible

And had , "I hate vicky" action phrases.

Your icky, red-headed yuckiness

Cannot pierce the shield of tootie's love!

Evil redheads make boy-bands say "ew!"

Why won't this stupid toy break?!

I wish we were back at the tree house.

That was really sweet of you, timmy.

Yeah, well...as long as chester and aj

Don't ever find out about me being nice to a girl,

I'm safe.

Chester: hey, timmy.

Look who's here.

Timmy! Timmy!

Look! This doll is you, and this doll is me.

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

I love you, timmy!

Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

I love you, too, tootie.

Mwah! Mwah!

Oh, timmy!!

I got you something, too!

You know what? Love stinks!

And it's wet, too!

Ha ha ha ha!

Brush your cleft everyday!

Honey, you've outdone yourself again.

What do you call this?

Cold cereal and milk.

It's marvelous!

I'm falling in love with you all over again.

Reporter chet ubetcha: good evening, dimmsdale.

I'm chet ubetcha.

This just in.

Shoplifting rampage continues at the wall wall mart.

Items stolen include a computer...

A basketball...

A snowmobile

And a full-scale wax replica of the crimson chin.

Honey, did you notice all of those nice things timmy has?

I don't remember getting him those nice things.

Why don't I have nice things?

I want some nice things!

If you have any information on the shoplifter,

Go up to your son's room and confront him immediately!

Thanks for getting us ready for fairy inspection day, timmy.

All this extra wishing you've been doing

Is putting us in tip top shape

To impress the fairy inspector

When he grades us on our "fairyness!"

No problem, guys.

And look at all these nice things

I've gotten out of the deal.

[Loud knock on door]

Young man...where did you get all these nice things?

Uh...

Internet?

And where did you get the internet?

Uh...uh...

Ooh, he's stammering!

Our son is the wall wall mart shoplifter!

[Screams like a girl]

What? You don't think I stole this stuff, do you?

Aaahhh!

That's a yes. But I didn't do it.

Aaahhh!

That's it, young man.

You know you're not supposed to make

Your dad scream like a girl times in one day.

When he wakes up, you're in a lot of trouble.

Great. Now my parents think I'm a thief.

I wish you guys would get rid of all this stuff.

I can't have my parents thinking I'm a shoplifter.

And I can't tell them you guys made me all that stuff.

Look, no more wishes for awhile, ok?

But you have to make wishes!

That's what fairy inspection day is about!

Well, this stinks!

When's the inspection?

Jorgen's voice: it begins now!

[Bang!]

Timmy: oh, no! It's jorgen von strangle!

The toughest fairy in the universe!

He's the fairy inspector?

You have a problem with that?

All three: uh...

Good!

There are three parts to the inspection...

Responsibility, number of wishes, happiness.

Is that the face of a happy child?

Well...uh...

Not "ha ha" happy, but...

F!

If you get an "f" on two of these three tasks,

I will send you back to the fairy academy

For , years of training!

Look, uh... This is a really bad day.

Why?

Uh...

Parents: timmy!

Coming!

But timmy, we need you to make wishes!

Just stall him.

As soon as I sort this out, I'll come back.

Parents: timmy!

[Footsteps]

Dad: we're going to ask you point blank, son.

Are you a shoplifter?

No. In fact, if you don't believe me,

Use my new lie detector.

Hey, where'd you get this nice lie detector?

Uh...internet?

Huhhhh!

Oh, timmy. This calls for drastic measures!

[Footsteps]

Aj! Chester!

Francis? Where am i?!

You're in a police line up.

Your mom and dad are trying to show you

What kinds of bad things happen to shoplifters.

And you're in my spot, turner.

Hey!

Look! This was stolen from the wall wall mart!

It even says it's not paid for.

He's the shoplifter, not me.

You're my parents.

You're supposed to trust me and believe me.

But we do believe you.

But we believe him, too.

And he's got a nice badge.

Hey, why don't I have a nice badge?

Fine!

If you won't believe me,

I've got no choice but to prove I'm innocent.

Chester! Aj! Evasive maneuver !

Find that punk and get him back here dead or alive!

What?

Duh...sorry. Alive, not dead, alive.

Ha. I get a little carried away.

[Siren]

Chester, aj, come in! Over!

Timmy? Timmy, where are you?

We want to help prove your innocence.

Thanks, guys!

We'll always be there for you, dude.

Cops: freeze!

It was him!

Thanks, guys. You're the best.

Cosmo: and this is us on vacation in egypt.

Cosmo had food poisoning.

And this is us in paris.

Food poisoning.

Fancy food poisoning!

And this is me getting food poisoning if piddleyland.

Your puny slide show does not amuse me!

Well...uh... We could just sit here

Cowering in fear of you.

Ooh! I'll get my camera!

[Sirens]

This is timmy calling.

Where are you?!

We're in front of the store, timmy.

But the cops have got it surrounded.

There's no place for you to sneak in.

Move it, geeks.

Cops: hey, francis!

Such a good boy.

Timmy on walkie-talkie: listen carefully.

Here's what I need you to do.

And this is us cowering in fear two minutes ago.

And this is us cowering in fear o seconds ago.

And this is us...

Stop!

Time is almost up!

Get your godchild and prepare to be inspected! Now!

Who wants some nice tv?

We now return to shoplifting shame-- the timmy turner story.

We're live at the wall wall mart

Where shoplifting fiend, timmy turner,

Has been captured returning to the scene of the crime.

Captured?

Authorities say the pink-hatted scoundrel...

So, timmy was not here at all!

Your bumbling has caused the public to think

He's a criminal!

You have failed in your responsibility as fairy godparents.

So what?

It's just a stupid inspection!

You want to send us back to the fairy academy, fine.

But right now, timmy needs our help.

Don't k*ll me! [Chicken sound]

They stood up to me and my awesome muscles

To save their godchild.

Responsibility...a!

But they only have minutes left

Before the end of the inspection and I fail them!

Ha ha ha ha ha!...

We've captured your son. It's all over now.

But...we only have one son.

And neither of these two kids are him.

You two kids are in big trouble!

It was him!

Chester and aj did a great job

Of distracting those cops!

[Sirens]timmy!

Please don't shoplift!

Especially not twice at the same place!

I'm not a shoplifter!!

And I'm gonna make you believe me!

[Beep beep]

Wow! This place is huge!

Hup hup hup hup!

Ah ha! See! Francis isthe shoplifter!

[Whistling]

That's it! I'm outta here!

All right, francis! Admit it!

Admit you're the shoplifter!

Duh!

Of course I am.

But who cares?

Nobody believes you.

[Siren]

All right, son.

Leave this law abiding, gray child alone.

Keep an eye on timmy.

You got it, lamb chop.

Ooooh! Look! There's a sale on lard!

A cosmo cam!

Go for the dvd player. It's nice!

Hup hup hup hup hup!

I wish I had a parachute!

Hup hup hup hup hup...!

Please, timmy. We love you

And they just want to help.

Oh, yeah? Do you love me enough

To give me a chance to show you that you're wrong?

Well, ok. One chance.

But if you're wrong, it's off to the clink.

Which I hear is nice.

Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?

Hah! A lard sale!

[Everyone gasps]

I can't believe it.

I know. Why don't I have lard like that?

Uh...

I got that stuff off the internet?

Riiiiight.

Gosh, son.

I guess just because you had nice things

Didn't mean you stole them.

We should have trusted you more.

We love you, timmy.

And we're sorry.

Can you ever forgive us?

Well...oh-my-gosh! Two minutes left!

Speaking very quickly: ok. I forgive you. Ok, I love you, bye!

One minute left.

The puny fairies will never...

I wish for a rock and roll laser show.

A unicorn.

A bear on a unicycle!

A t*nk.

A castle and a dragon!

A team of super heroes!

An atomic submarine.

Irish dancers!

Cleaning products!

Fried chicken, a beauty pageant!

And to wrap it all up,

The chinese olympic gymnastics team.

[Panting]

Happiness... Revised to an "a!"

Responsibility...a!

And wishes...

A!

Woo hoo!

Your delay tactics were obviously part

Of your overall presentation.

Uh...sure.

We'll go with that.

Very impressive. Highly original.

Don't do it again!

We passed! We passed!

Yeah! And my parents trust me again.

But I'm gonna have to be smarter about

Where I keep the stuff I wish for.

[Rumbling sound]

Where did you get the nice t*nk, son?

Uh...internet?

[Giggling] works for us!

Mom: hee hee hee! This is fun!

Mmmm!

Was that the dinkleberg's car?

I hope so. That's what I was aiming for.

[Mom and dad laugh]