00x01 - The Fairly OddParents!/Too Many Timmys!/The Fairy Flu!

[bunniefuu]

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[Narrator] The Crimson Chin and Timmy

had just thrown the Chin'’s arch nemesis

the Bronze Kneecap

right into the Chincinnati jail...

when suddenly... [Mrs. Chincinnati screams]

[wind blows heavily]

the Chincinnati th birthday celebration

was being interrupted

by the Chin'’s other body part fiend nemesis...

the Iron Lung!

Will this villain knock the wind out of our hero?

Stay tuned!

♪ Timmy is an average kid ♪

♪ That no one understands ♪

♪ Mom and dad and Vicky ♪

♪ Always giving him commands ♪

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly ♪

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ '’Cause in reality ♪

♪ They are his oddparents ♪

♪ Fairly oddparents ♪

Wands and wings.

Floaty crowny things.

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod ♪

♪ Buff bod, hot rod ♪

Obtuse, rubber goose,

green moose, guava juice,

giant snake, birthday cake,

large fries, chocolate shake!

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents ♪♪

Yeah, right.

[dog barking distantly]

[Mr. Turner] Thanks for baby-sitting tonight, Vicky,

Timmy just loves making new friends,

don'’t you, Timmy?

[Vicky] No problem, Mr. Turner!

I just love, Timmy.

We'’re gonna be best pals!

Right, Timmy?

Urk, oxygen,

darkness.

Have fun at the movies!

Bye!

[door creaking]

All right, squirt.

Three things,

one: stay out of my way,

two: go to bed early,

three: do the dishes.

Mom told you to do '’em.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you wouldn'’t want her to find this...

magazine, would ya?

That'’s not mine!

Mom will never believe you!

[laughs] Oh, I wouldn'’t say that.

It works great at my house.

Just ask my little brother.

[clicking buttons] [line ringing]

[screams]

Ok! Ok!

I'’ll do it!

Excellent...

and as your reward,

how about I order pizza for us?

[TV playing music]

Ok,

but no anchovies!

[clock ticking]

[creaking] [wall cracking]

[panting]

[thudding]

Hey!

You ate all the pizza!

[gulps]

Relax, runt,

I saved you a piece!

[screaming]

[coughing]

Good! You'’re awake!

Wouldn'’t want you to miss your bedtime!

But I'’m not tired.

Oh, well,

we could watch your favorite television show...

"The world of lip-gloss."

It'’s on the make-up channel.

That'’s your favorite show.

Oh, so it is.

[laughing maniacally]

Very funny!

Oh, magic nine ball,

when will my parents get back from the movies?

"Titanic"?

Director'’s cut?!

They'’ll be there all night!

Man!

That'’s dumb!

[whirring]

[both] Hey, Timmy!

I'’m Cosmo!

I'’m Wanda!

[both] And we'’re...

your fairy godparents!

Whaddya think, Timmy?

I think I'’m callin'’ the cops.

[Wanda] Hold it, tiger!

[alarm ringing]

You can'’t tell anyone about us!

If you do,

we'’ll just go away forever.

Why?

That'’s what the rulebook says.

Whoops. Sorry.

There'’s lots of rules, Timmy!

Why are you here?

We want to help you!

We'’re magic!

Oooh!

Magic!

Oooh!

We grant wishes!

[giggling]

What'’s going on in here?

Nothing.

[Vicky] What'’s with the fish?

Uh, those are my godfish,

goldfish!

Fish are riddled with germs.

I wouldn'’t want you getting sick.

Maybe I should flush '’em!

No!

Should we do something?

Well, he'’s got to wish for it first!

Oh, I hate that rule.

I'’m calling a union meeting.

I want these disgusting creatures

out of here,

or it'’s toilet time for the two of them!

[slams door]

Sweet girl.

I love her fangs.

You grant wishes, huh?

Sure do!

And we love clients with creative imaginations!

Then I wish for one thing...

gelatin.

[sighs]

[pops]

[shrieks]

You always were great with dessert!

[laughing]

Whipped cream!

Cherry!

That'’s great!

Can you make her into a giant chocolate shake?

Ooh, may I, Pookie?

Of course, Stallion!

[roars]

[shrieks]

He said chocolate shake!

Not chocolate snake!

I gotta get this thing fixed.

Timmy! Wish for something.

I wish she was a fly!

Thank you.

[shrieks]

[panting]

Frostbite!

[roaring][screaming]

Anything else, Timmy?

Here'’s a wish list.

[both] Oooh.

You can'’t do this to me!

I'’m the baby sitter!

Goo. Goo.

That'’s the first time the baby ever sat on the sitter!

[crying] Help!

Sorry, the secret word was pie.

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

Sorry, is it my breath?

[shrieks]

Yikes!

[sh**ting]

The force is strong with this one!

"I am your father"

I'’ve always wanted to say that!

Ooh, ah, ooh, ah.

[shrieks]

Well, Vicky.

Any last words?

[train approaching]

Woo, woo, baby! Woo, woo!

Well?

I'’m sorry! I'’m sorry!

Stop! I'’ll do anything...

anything!

[Mr. Turner] Vicky! Vicky?

Looks like you were having a bad dream!

Maybe too much pizza?

[Mrs. Turner] Why don'’t we drive you home now?

Uh?

Sure, uh--

[Timmy] Oh, Vicky!

Remember, you promised to hand wash all my laundry?

After all, mom, she did such a great job on the dishes.

Of course, dear.

Laundry?

Why you little-- Uh--

Laundry!

Sure! I'’ll do your laundry!

I don'’t know what'’s going on around here,

but I'’m gonna find out.

See ya, Vicky.

Hey, mom, Vicky'’s the best friend ever!

Can she baby-sit all the time?

[Mrs. Turner] Of course, dear.

Looks like we'’ll be here a while.

Well, at least we'’ll be clean.

[laughing]

[indistinct]

[Narrator] The Iron Lung!

The wind-themed bad guy

was using his mighty

sucking and blowing powers...

to blow out the candle on the city'’s

giant birthday cake.

And blow the cake

and our heroes

toward the statue of Chincinnati!

Is the big green lady

about to get a second chin?

We'’ll be back to find out,

right after this!

[Narrator] The Iron Lung

blew out the candle,

now will he get his wish,

then the end of our heroes?

The Chin would be crushed.

Cleft would be squashed,

and Mrs. Chincinnati

would be pulverized...

which meant the first runner-up,

Mrs. Chincinnati

would have to assume her duties.

Whatever those are.

"I'’ll take the cake, Cleft,"

said the Chin.

"And I'’ll break the wind,"

replied Cleft.

Break, Cleft,

break like the wind!

Hold your breath,

there'’ll be more Crimson Chin after this.

♪♪

Yippee! It'’s the weekend!

No school, no chores!

Hey, mom, dad!

You guys ready to have some fun?

We sure are, son!

Remember,

today'’s the day of the big

Plunger festival!

Mom, dad,

if it'’s all the same to you,

I'’d rather stay here and retain my dignity.

Hmm, dignity?

I have no idea what that means.

Oh, well, you'’ll still need a baby-sitter!

[line rings]

[Vicky] [span] Hello?[/span]

Vicky, could you baby-sit?

Hello!

[Mr. Turner] Oh, hello, Vicky!

Thanks for coming over so quickly.

No trouble at all!

I just adore Timmy!

And since it'’s Saturday,

I know you'’ll be more than happy

to pay me my triple Saturday rates!

The extra money will help me heal from my injury.

What injury?

[stuttering] Oh, I, uh,

hurt my back yesterday

rescuing that group of...

school kids from that burning bus.

But don'’t worry, I'’ll be--

[screams]Ok.

[Mrs. Turner] Well, if you'’re not feeling well,

I'’m sure Timmy will be happy to take care of you,

won'’t you, Timmy?

[both] Bye, kids, have fun!

But wait! Wait!

[car tires screeching]

I can'’t take care of--

[Vicky screams]

Don'’t be nervous, Timmy.

I won'’t require much care.

[sighs]

Oh, Timmy!

[panting]

Ah! Excellent!

All this eating will speed my healing!

[laughs]

Anything else?

Yes, I crave amusement!

[bells jingling]

Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!

Ok, I'’ve had it!

Oh, poor little runt.

I hope I'’m not overworking him.

[gasps] Oh, wait. Yes, I do.

[laughs]

[Wanda] Hmm, let'’s see here.

Cosmo, do you have any threes?

No, Wanda, go... me!

[laughing]

[door slams]

[bells jingling]

Ugh, what'’s with the headgear, Timmy?

Yeah, did you lose a bet?

No, mom and dad told me to take care of Vicky.

Now she'’s got me waiting on her hand and foot!

But I'’m just one kid!

I can'’t do it all!

Hey! That'’s it!

I'’ll be more than one kid!

Ok, you guys!

I wish there were more of me!

No problemo!

How many would you like?

A ton!

The rulebook says a ton is , pounds.

How much do you weigh?

pounds, all muscle.

Hmm. divided into ,,

carry the four--

Gives us a grand total of

and a half Timmy'’s!

[indistinct chatter]

All right, men.

Your mission is to clean up this house

and take care of the dragon lady.

Any questions?

[exclaims]

Charge!

[all] Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Hut, hut, hut, hut!

Oh, Timmy!

There'’s a filthy stack of disgusting dishes here

that need washing!

Coming, oh, ruler of the universe.

Danke, and bring me some ice cream!

I feel faint!

[coughing]

What the--

Hey, shrimp!

I told ya I wanted ice cream!

OK, OK, I'’m going.

[clanging]

Here'’s your ice cream "Icky."

Uh, Vicky!

But-- how did you?

Never mind.

Just finish the laundry.

Here! Happy now?

[shrieks]

But you just left!

You can'’t be here!

Well, I'’m obviously here.

Looks like you'’re a lot sicker than you thought.

You better lie down.

Yeah, sick, lie down.

[screams]

All right, that'’s it!

[groans]

I don'’t find this very amusing, Timmy!

Hi, Timmy!

[shrieks]

Uh-oh, this is not good.

If Vicky figures there'’s more than one of you--

Then she'’ll find out about us!

And if that happens--

[both] We'’ll have to go away forever!

Wait! I'’ll just wish them all away!

There'’s a kind of a problem.

It says here,

"In order to undo a copy spell,

"all the copies must be in the same room

at the same time."

We'’ll just have to round '’em up before Vicky finds out!

[neighs]

[both] Giddyip, partner!

[laughing]

This is T-. Four down.

Acknowledge.

[Wanda] [span] Roger that, T-.[/span]

I'’ll just lie down in Mrs. Turner'’s bed.

[groans] So ill.

[Timmy] Hey, sicky!

[all] ♪ Sweet Adeline ♪♪

[screaming]

[laughing]

Cosmo. Party of four.

[laughing]

I'’m k*lling me.

Roger that!

Last load comin'’ up!

[all] No!

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[all] Quit shoving! Knock it off!

Quit pushing! Watch it!

All present and accounted for!

Do your stuff, amigo!

I wish they were all gone!

[all] Hey! Wait a minute!

[shivering] There'’s only one Timmy.

Only one Timmy!

Only one Timmy!

[shrieks]

Vicky! There you are!

You fell asleep, started sleepwalking,

and ended up here in the closet!

Sleepwalking?

Yeah, funniest thing.

You were muttering something

about "copies."

Ha.

Uh, yeah, copies.

[laughs]

Ahem.

Well, you'’re still only one kid

and you'’ve still got a lot of work to do, pee-wee.

Ok.

Where should I start?

[shrieks]

[groans]

Hmm, mirrors.

Primitive but effective.

You'’re a whole lotta man, mister.

[laughing]

You meant me, right?

[Narrator] Using his mighty chin as a rudder,

the Chin steered the cake safely

away from the statue.

While Cleft faced off with the Lung...

Cleft realized that in order for the Lung to blow...

he had to suck.

[inhales heavily]

"He needs clean air,"

thought Cleft.

Thinking fast,

Cleft used his mighty utility cleft...

to produce a Buick Packard.

Prepare to be suffocated

by action!

After this.

[Narrator] Thinking fast,

Cleft used his mighty utility cleft...

to produce a Buick Packard.

The ancient automobile'’s

out of date, smog producing engine

produced just enough exhaust to choke the lung

and stop his wild

wind blowing spree.

[coughing]

Coughed the lung.

[coughing]

Stay tuned.

There'’s more breathtaking

Crimson Chin adventure coming up!

♪♪

[truck honking]

[Timmy] A birthday party?

Aw, rats!

[shrieks]

He said rats, right?

I'’m pretty sure that'’s what he said.

You guys don'’t understand,

this is a total disaster!

I'’ve been invited to a birthday party

for that weird girl Tootie.

So?

She'’s got a huge crush on me!

And she'’s Vicky'’s little sister!

[both] Gasp!

Vicky the baby-sitter!

Icky with a "V."

There'’s no way I could get out of it either.

I guarantee my parents will tell me,

"It would be a nice gesture if I go."

[both] Timmy,

we think it would be a nice gesture if you go.

[slams door] See?

Well, we'’re your fairy godparents!

Why don'’t we go with you?

[laughs] We might even liven things up a little!

[laughing]

[sneezes]

[horse neighs]

♪♪

Uh-oh. I must be catching "it."

What'’s "it"?

The fairy flu!

It'’s a disease only us magic folk get!

It causes us to temporarily lose

control of our powers!

Anything can happen!

Well, then I can'’t take you with me.

No telling what problems you'’ll cause!

Uh, maybe it'’s better if I stay here

with your parents.

[sneezes]

Oh, my gosh!

You sneezed us to the moon!

[Mr. Turner] Wow, honey, I am losing weight!

On second thought, you better come with me.

How do you feel, Cosmo?

Great, Timmy.

In fact, I think I'’m over it!

[doorbell rings]

[sneezes]

Is that you, Timmy?

Happy birthday, Tootie.

[screams] [shuts door]

What'’s her problem?

Sorry, Toidee.

I mean, Timmy.

Well, if it isn'’t one of the twerp scouts

out on his daily patrol.

Were you trying to scare my little sister?

[gasps] Oh, it is you, Timmy!

Great Halloween costume.

Come on in!

Welcome to my party.

[screaming]

No, mom, I don'’t need college.

I'’m going to follow my dream and become a clown.

[cat purrs]

All right, you little skid marks!

Listen up!

Yay--

Yay--

Hello there, I'’m Vicky.

[shouting] And I'’m the absolute ruler!

How come you'’re the absolute ruler?

Because, my little artichoke,

I'’m and you'’re .

[shouting] Do the math!

[screaming]

These are the party rules.

I'’m only gonna say this once,

so pay attention.

[sneezes]

Now then--

Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit!

[fly buzzing]

[gulps]

Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit!

Gasp!

Everybody got that?

[indistinct chatter]

Sub-humans!

Show-off.

Come on, Timmy.

Let'’s go play Spin the bottle.

Ulp!

OK, who likes balloons?

[Children] We do!

Winner gets to kiss me!

Go ahead, Timmy.

[bottle spinning]

[shrieks]

Ooh!

Yes!

[blows]

Oooh.

Yes!

[Cosmo and Wanda] Ohh! Aah! Eww!

Ta da!

Two boa constrictors dancing!

Come on, Timmy. Don'’t be shy.

I don'’t bite!

[sneezes]

[clangs]

[screams]

[sneezing]

Thanks a lot, Mr. Contagious!

Now I have it!

[screaming]

[mower running]

[scissor cutting]

[chainsaw whirring]

Quick!

What cures the fairy flu?

Uh, well, an enormous amount of sauerkraut

usually does the trick.

Tootie! I need sauerkraut now!

Maybe now I can catch up on my beauty rest;

not that I need any.

[laughing]

[sneezing]

[roaring]

Why are we stuffing

sauerkraut into your balloons?

They'’re, uh,

rare German balloons.

Now stuff!

Stuff like the wind!

[roaring]

[screaming]

[roaring]

[screaming]

[burps]

Hey! It worked!

We'’re cured!

[roars]

Nice dragon,

good girl.

[roars][screams]

Ow!

You guys, I don'’t mean to be a pest, but--

Perish the thought!

Just change her back to normal.

[roaring]

[shouting]

Halitosis.

My hero.

[smooches]

Ugh!!

Boy, I feel great!

Who'’s up for a -mile jog?

[Mr. Turner] Hi, son, it'’s Dr. Dad and Dr. Mom.

Ah, seems the sauerkraut allergy runs in the family.

Hi, Timmy!

No!

[Mr. Turner] Well, we'’ll leave you kids alone.

Hi, Timmy!

[shouting] No!

I'’ll pick you up later, sis.

Have fun!

[laughing maniacally]

Oh, Timmy!

Don'’t you worry!

I'’ll stay by your side every second!

Sauerkraut?

Ugh!

[both] Ugh-oh.

[coughing]

[Narrator] Corking the Lung'’s mouth

gave the Chin ample opportunity...

to deliver some

well-deserved jaw-based justice.

Another day,

another villain defeated.

And a nice hero'’s sidekick

gets his nice reward.

Happy birthday, Chincinnati.

[Man] Help! Help!

[Narrator] Or is it?

♪♪