09x05 - Force of Nature/Viral Vidiots

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪

- Bed, twerp!

- ♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ 'Cause in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

- Wands and wings.

- Float-y crown-y things.

- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

- Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

- ♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents

- Yeah, right.

[Excitable music]

♪

[Jolly music]

♪

- Wow, timmy.

I can't believe mr. Crocker is making you do community service.

- I know!

If he really wants to do the community a service,

He should leave town.

[Both giggling]

- I heard that, turner! - Ahh!

- You and your laughing trash bag

Might be enjoying this moment,

But at least I'm doing something less stupid

Than picking up trash.

I'm looking for... Fairies!

Ha, ha!

Gimme that!

Is there gum in the center of that lolli pop?

This could only be the work of...fairies!

[Screaming]

Still less stupid than picking up garbage.

- Hey, sparky, are you here to help me clean up the park?

- No. I'm selling balloon animals.

Here's one of me.

Here's one of me making balloon animals.

Here's one of me watching you pick up trash.

Notice how I captured your express of veiled disdain

For community service.

- Yeah, well, I wouldn't look like that

If this wasn't a waste of time.

This park is a dump.

- That's because you always dump your trash here.

- What! This isn't mine.

- Bye, honey!

I'm gonna use timmy's trash slide to get to work.

Weeee!

[Surf music]

♪

This would be great if I worked at the park.

[Garbage truck beeping]

This would be great if I worked at the dump.

- Okay, fine. This is my garbage.

But it's my mom's fault.

She's the one who tells me to throw out my trash.

- Not out the window!

- Yeah.

Everyone knows you put trash under your pillow

For the garbage fairy.

She comes in while you're sleeping,

Calls you and idiot,

And then she makes you throw out the trash.

Sometimes she even complains about you to her mother.

I think you'd like her, wanda.

- Anyway, sport.

You just can't dump garbage wherever you want.

The park isn't your home.

- You're right. The park is the animals' home.

They should be the ones cleaning it.

Wait. That's it!

I wish the animals were smart enough

To clean up the park themselves.

- Are you sure about that?

I mean, mr. Crocker is on the lookout for fairies.

You wouldn't want him to get suspicious.

- Turner with a talking trash bag

And a dog making balloon animals?

Nope. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Wait! That kid's eating a candy bar

With both peanut butter and chocolate!

Impossible! Fairies!

Ow! Ghee goo!

What is this, taser day?

- I don't think we have anything to worry about.

[Busy jazz music]

♪

Well, that worked out great for everyone.

Let's go home.

- Boy, those are really industrious animals.

They're making that dog selling balloons

Look like a slacker.

Wait!

A garbage truck being driven by an owl.

Impossible!

It's not garbage day!

I command you to stop in the name of--

Ahh!

Birds of prey make the worst drivers.

[Serene music]

- [Sniffs] ahh.

It's nice not having the stench from my own trash

Waft back into my room.

I don't know what it is, guys,

But cleaning up after myself yesterday

Made me realize how rewarding community service really is.

- But you didn't do anything.

- That was the rewarding part.

And that's why I wanna do even more.

Like getting animals to clean up all the parks.

- Boy, getting through to you is hard.

- This is chet ubetcha saying a local boy

Has somehow trained animals to clean the city's parks.

Timmy turner and his animals

Have been everywhere.

Lincoln park, rosa park,

Ray parker, jr. Park, and valet park,

Where the guy who parked my car never brought it back.

This just in, I need a ride home.

Let's ask the local hero what he has in store for us next.

- Well, chet, now that I've wished--

I mean trained the animals to pick up garbage,

We humans can dump our trash wherever we want.

- You heard it here first, dimmsdale.

A ten-year-old boy with absolutely no credibility

Says it's okay to litter.

Whoo-hoo!

- Chompy and I declare this the start of litter day weekend.

[All cheering]

[Jazz music]

♪

- Awesome! I've hit pay dirt!

Wait a minute.

That's man-ure.

I've hit pay man-ure!

- I've really gotta pat myself on the back

For this wish, guys.

It's working out great.

- Yeah, despite the murderous gazes

From the rabid park animals,

This has no possibility of ending badly.

- This will end badly for timmy turner.

[All grumbling]

Yeah, I'm sick of cleaning up everybody else's mess.

And it's all his fault.

We need a diabolical plan to get our revenge.

Any ideas?

- [Snoring] - how about you, chipmunk?

- Ooh! Let's steal the nuts timmy stored for the winter

So he starves.

- He doesn't eat nuts.

Canadian goose, you got an idea?

- How a-boot we stop timmy from flying south for the winter

So he freezes, eh?

- He can't fly!

Mockingbird, what do you got?

- Hey, we could mock everything timmy says in a silly voice.

- I should've seen that coming.

- [Mockingly] I should've seen that coming.

- You always take it too far, mockingbird.

Anyway, I got a better idea.

- Ah, guys, this is great.

Because of me, the city's cleaner than ever,

No one has to clean up after themselves,

And best of all the animals have never been happier.

Hey!

[Animals grumbling]

- You're right, timmy.

Look at those happy animals thanking you

With a burning effigy of your likeness.

Silly critters.

Don't they know they're gonna have to clean that up?

Ah!

- Oh, no!

The animals have gone crazy.

For absolutely no reason.

Guys, you gotta poof them back to normal.

- We can't.

Cosmo threw out our wands during litter day weekend.

- Sorry. I got really caught up in celebrating.

This is even more fun than taser day.

[Screaming]

Ah, the memories.

Which are now completely gone because I tasered myself.

[Screaming]

- Don't worry, timmy, I'll protect you.

I'm wearing a balloon suit of armor.

[Birds squawking]

I didn't think this through!

- Timmy turner.

You have been found guilty for crimes against nature.

Not only did you force us to clean up after everyone,

It was your garbage that started this mess.

- Started this mess.

- Put a sock in it, mockingbird.

- Don't worry, timmy. I'll handle this.

I speak fluent squirrel.

- Save your breath.

Nothing you can say will excuse what you've done.

- I don't understand what he's saying.

Speak squirrel, you little tree rat.

[All screaming]

- Thanks a lot, cosmo.

- I don't understand what you're saying.

- Ugh. We're stuck. What is this?

- Well, I'm no expert,

But I think it's mixture of gum, old soda,

And the unbelievably rare combination

Of chocolate and peanut butter.

- We'll never get out!

- Oh, no.

We're gonna be pulverized, and it's all my fault.

Why didn't someone just tell me to clean up after myself?

- I've been telling you that this entire time.

- Sorry, wanda. I tuned you out.

- Well, you have to, timmy. It's a self-defense mechanism.

I mean, I love you, sweetie.

- I'm really sorry, park animals.

I took advantage of you guys

By making you do what I didn't wanna do.

Please don't crush us.

- Huh? What were you saying? I tuned you out.

- Well, you have to. It's a self-defense mechanism.

I mean, I love you, sweetie.

[All yelling]

- Hey, hey, hey!

Cosmo!

What's up, dude?

I haven't seen you since the litter day weekend.

You par-tayed so hard you left your wands on my lawn.

Oh, and your pants.

- I've been looking for those.

Now I don't have to wear wanda's

Surprisingly comfortable mom jeans.

- Just give me the wands.

[Animals making respective sounds]

- That was close.

But now we gotta poof away all this garbage.

- I'm sorry, timmy, but we don't have enough magic

To haul away this much trash.

- Don't worry, wanda.

The garbage fairy will take care of all of this.

All I gotta do is put the garbage under my pillow

And fall asleep.

- Cosmo, the garbage fairy isn't real.

- I know, but you would really like her anyway, wanda.

- So! You guys staying for dinner?

'Cause like I made [span]way too many dumplings[/span]

For my cream of sewage soup.

- That's it!

I know exactly how to get rid of this trash.

- Sport, this was a good idea

To invite the yugopotamians over for an all-you-can-eat

Garbage buffet.

- Thanks, wanda.

And you know, I think I finally learned my lesson.

From now on, I should always pick up after myself.

Or at the very least,

Know an alien race who loves to eat garbage.

- Close enough.

[All chomping]

- Who knew dimmsdale was such a disgustingly trashy place?

I love it!

We'll have to get a summer home

And visit mark every litter day weekend.

- Ow!

Mother, you are em-bar-rassing me!

- Octopus people in the park having a garbage banquet?

Nope. Just another boring day in dimmsdale.

Wait a minute!

You there, with the paper and stick contraption

Defying gravity.

Who gave that to you, a fairy?

Ahh, ben franklin!

Still better than being tasered.

[Screams] fairies!

- Welcome back to sparky's internet cooking tips.

I will now put the finishing touches

On my creme brulee.

Hello? French food to go?

I'd like a creme brulee. And some b*rned creme.

Welcome back to sparky's internet waterskiing tips.

This is how you water ski with a squirrel.

Wait!

I eat squirrels. Ya-hoo!

Hello. French food to go?

I'd like some squirrel suzette. And some more b*rned creme.

[Squirrel chitters]

- I can't believe how many hits

My timmy tube videos are getting.

Face it. I'm a brilliant director.

- You're not the only one, timmy.

I made a super-exciting video too.

I call it "cosmo watching paint dry."

Dry, stupid paint, dry!

Ee-yah!

Yipe!

Do I know how to entertain the public or what?

A million people liked watching paint dry.

- No, cosmo, what the people liked

Was watching you get crushed by a wall.

- Are you saying that the viewers

Take sick, twisted pleasure

In watching me get horribly injured?

[Gasps] then a star is born!

Ah!

Please tell me someone was filming that.

- What's wrong, mom?

Are you picturing my future again?

- Not this time, timmy.

I made a "how to make the perfect pancake" video

For momtube, and it only got two views.

One dislike from your father,

And another viewer who said it cured his insomnia.

[Sobbing]

- It can't be that bad.

- Look!

Mm, don't these walnut pancakes look fluffy and delicious?

The secret is adding big hearty, walnuts.

- Mom, those aren't walnuts.

They're lug nuts from the tires of dad's car.

- [Screaming]

Yea, sick day!

- I'm a failure as a cook, a mother,

And most importantly

A cheesy online celebrity.

- Mom, it's not too late.

Just make another video.

- I don't know about that, timmy.

Her last one was a real stinker.

She just got another dislike from poof.

- Mm!

- There goes her coveted

Sugar-bowl-with-a-face demographic.

- I feel bad for my mom.

Oh, what if we help her out with a little magic?

I wish my mom would make a video that everybody likes.

- Mm! My pancakes are fluffy and delicious.

[Ninjas grunting]

And they also make awesome ninja throwing stars.

Hi-yah!

Karate chop!

Moo goo gai pan!

Hi-yah!

Ooh! Ee! Karate!

- Congratulations, mom. You're a cheesy internet star.

You even got likes from the ninjas.

[All grunt]

- And to think your father mocked my first video.

He must feel terrible.

- Ooh! I feel great!

The pancakes are lug-nut-free, I don't have to go to work,

And I'm watching my favorite viral video.

Mm! [Laughing]

Ooh! [Laughing]

Oh, he's a comedy genius.

Nurse! Pancakes!

[Chomping]

- Not only am I an internet star

But the cia has recruited me for a top secret ninja mission.

Did you know that uzbekistan is a real place

And not just a comedy word?

Hi-yah!

Yah!

[Grunting]

Oh, yeah.

- I'll tell you what's a great comedy word.

[Screams incoherently]

Watch me use it in context.

[Screams incoherently]

[Yells]

You know how they tell actors to break a leg?

Well, I just did.

Please tell me somebody filmed that?

- This is awesome, wanda!

I haven't seen my mom this happy in a long time.

- I'm worried, timmy.

Posting all this magic online could cause trouble.

Somebody's who's suspicious that you have fairies

Could be watching.

- What kind of loser would spend the whole day on the internet

Trolling for magical creatures?

- I can't take you out of the tub now, mother.

I'm trolling for magical creatures!

That woman drives me up a tree!

Unlike my new hairless cat, who I found up a tree.

Ahh! Gross!

It's like a petting an old man.

Not that I've done that.

Dooh! That's the stuff, fluffy.

To the right.

I'm gonna change your name to girlfriend.

Focus, crocker!

There's gotta be magical creatures

Somewhere on the internet.

Oh, a floating weirdo with wings and a magic wand

Getting flattened by a wall.

Once again, no sign of magic. Nothing unusual there.

Most stay-at-home moms are ninjas.

Wait a minute!

No mere mortal can make a pancake that fluffy.

Turner's mom is a magical creature!

But what kind?

All right, unibrow-corn.

Hobogoblin.

Gah! Of course!

She's a breakfast troll.

How have I never noticed that before?

She's a dead ringer.

I'll capture her and drain her of her magic.

But how?

- Denzel, I'm pruning!

- Get off my back!

- Ow.

- Not you, girlfriend.

I'm talking about the loch ness mother.

Wait! [Girlfriend meows]

I know how to catch turner's mom.

I'll send her a coupon for pancake batter,

Then capture her when she goes to buy it at the market.

But there are two markets in dimmsdale that she could go to.

So I'll bulldoze the one where the checker called me ma'am!

[Giddy cackling]

- Yoo-hoo! Hungry bears!

I'm a juicy salmon!

[Bears growling]

Not the face. I'm a celebrity!

[Bears growling]

Not the costume! It's rented.

- Wow, cosmo, this is your most popular video ever.

- Lots of sick, twisted people out there, timmy.

But luckily, as a fairy, I'm indestructible.

[Choir singing]

Ooh, what's that white light?

- Timmy, I think we're gonna have to flush the fish

With the green eyes down the toilet.

You know, the stupid one.

- No, mom, he's just resting.

He was mauled by bears.

- Neat!

Anyway, I'm going to the store for more pancake batter.

I just got a coupon in the mail.

You know, it's funny.

The mailman looked just like that mr. Crocker from school.

Except he had a naked cat on his hump.

- [Chuckling]

I knew this giant bottle of syrup costume

Would come in handy one day.

Now to wait for the elusive breakfast troll to show up,

And catch it with my butterfly net.

[Crowd swooning]

- Are you the ninja pancake mom?

- Why, yes!

- Will you sign our pancakes?

[All cheering]

- Now that I'm famous, I'm better than other people.

Ooh!

There's the pancake batter. - Gotcha!

Your magic is mine!

- [Laughing]

You must be a deranged fan.

- Well, you're half right.

- Guys, this is awesome!

My mom's totally happy thanks to my wish.

I finally did something that can't possibly backfire.

- Uh, timmy?

- You couldn't give me a second to enjoy that.

- Welcome to crockertube!

As you can see,

I've imprisoned this breakfast troll

In my troll booth.

I'm gonna zap her with , volts of electricity

And steal her magic.

Slight side effect, you'll be completely vaporized!

- Well, that's the price of fame.

I heard the same thing almost happened

To teenage singing sensation chip skylark.

- This is unbelievable!

- I know. We gotta save my mom.

- No, I mean, I read all the fan magazines

And never knew chip skylark was a breakfast troll.

- [Excited panting]

Note to self, no more bicycle-powered gadgets.

On the bright side, I'm gonna zap the troll

And have buns of steel!

It's a win-win!

- Oh, no! The meter's rising.

Guys, you gotta poof mom out of there.

- Ah! Crocker must've insulated his cave

With butterfly net.

So fairy magic doesn't work.

Timmy, you'll have to go in there

And rescue your mom yourself.

- What! No way!

Crocker will annihilate me!

And give me an "f" in english.

- Then I'll have to come up with another plan.

[Yells] my plan worked!

- You can do it, sport. - You're right.

I can do anything I put my mind to. Yikes!

- I've been expecting you, turner.

That's why I put in this bunsen burner.

Or should I say... Bunsen [span]turner?[/Span]

- That doesn't make any sense.

- Dah! You're right.

I should've said turner burner. Oh, that's no good either.

Would you mind changing your name to timmy bunsen?

Oh, never mind!

I'm just gonna destroy you anyway.

- Stop right there, mr. Crazy fan.

I might be better than everyone,

But don't take it out on my son.

Hi-yah!

I'm gonna go all mama ninja on your hump!

- Sic her, girlfriend!

No, no! Don't [span]get[/span]sick!

And how can you get a furball when you don't have fur?

- Hi-yah!

- Dooh!

- Hi-yah!

Hi-yah!

- That was awesome, mom.

- Thanks, timmy.

Now I have to get to the store before this coupon expires.

Quick, let's take the bulldozer that's parked outside.

Hi-yah!

- [Screams]

- Oopsy!

- Thanks to mr. Crocker's weird hairless cat

And her hidden video camera,

This is the biggest viral sensation ever!

- Well, timmy, I'm done with being an internet star.

If my fame puts you in danger, I don't want any part of it.

Your health and safety are my top priority.

Here's your breakfast.

Bagels with locks.

- Mom! These are padlocks.

Oh, dear.

I've really gotta read those recipes more carefully.

- Ahh! No!

Please don't make me leave your hospital.

Please! I love your pancakes! And your bedpan!

All of your pan things!