- ALL: [laughing]
[laughter stops]
- What are you doing here?
- We're gonna watch
a movie.
- Not on that couch.
Oyster, launch mode!
- What's launch mo--
Whoa!
You coulda just
called dibs.
- Looks like you girls are gonna
have to watch TV somewhere else.
- You boys may have the couch,
but we have the remote.
- Keep the remote.
We're out of here.
My friends do not want to hang
out with your friends.
- FRIENDS ON COUCH:
Shhhh!
- MAN ANNOUNCING: From the
makers of "Werewolf Hurricane"
and "Vampire Twister,"
comes a supernatural storm that
no one could forecast--
"Zombie Rain -D."
- FRIENDS ON COUCH:
Whooooaaaahhh!
- I so wanna see that.
- Me, too.
Some girl we go to
school with saw it
and she's had
nightmares ever since.
- Uh, that was me.
- Hey, we should
all go tonight.
- Oh, sweetches!
- Not sweetches.
Phoebe, I've seen the movie.
I've seen your friends.
I'm not a fan of either.
- Trust me--none of
you guys should go.
Some girl got pink eye
from the -D glasses.
Yes, that was also me.
- Hey, there's
a o'clock showing.
- That's perfect.
I have an early cricket
match tomorrow.
You heard me.
- Did you see that?
We can't have our friends
hanging out together.
We share everything else--
a couch, a house,
a family, a birthday.
You're everywhere.
- It's just a movie.
- No, today it's movie,
but then we become a group.
The next thing you know,
we're finding out
who has the longest arm,
so we can take a group selfie.
- It's always me.
- Is that what
you want, Phoebe?
For you and I to be part of
the same group forever?
- B- .
- Bingo!
Sweetches.
- Hey, "Long Arms," get over
here and take a group selfie.
- This has to stop!
Now we're even
sharing nightmares.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- And, now, riding
a bike with no brakes
and loose handlebars,
Billy Thunderman!
Woo! Yeah!
- Thank you.
Watch as I attempt to--
- BARB: Not go to
the emergency room.
- Step away from
the bike, Billy.
- That would have been
so much cooler,
if you were on it.
- I know!
We never get to do anything.
- And you're alive.
You're welcome.
- Come on, maybe there's
can we can kick outside.
- Be careful.
- Ready to go the movies
and make sure our friends
don't become friends?
- Hey, don't call them
"our" friends.
I have my friends
and you have your
giggle buddies.
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
- Hey, haven't you
forgotten something?
- Uh, wallet, keys,
phone, my boy's charm.
No, let's go.
- [snapping fingers]
- Guys, you're not
going anywhere.
- It's our date
night, remember?
You two are babysitting
Billy and Nora.
- What? Why?
Well, I know why.
But why?
- See ya later.
- Wait, do you realize
that if we babysit tonight,
our social lives
could be over?
- [chuckles] Better
yours than ours.
Run, Barb!
- Be careful!
- Hey, Max, can we go play
tag with your rocket
on the old wooden bridge?
- Sure, why don't
you hitchhike there
and get a tattoo
on the way back?
- BILLY & NORA: Yes!
- No!
Stop fooling around.
- Someone's starting to
sound a lot like Mom.
- Am I, Nora?
Am I?
- Max, how can
we stop our friends
from becoming a group,
if we're stuck here?
- Look, I texted Cherry
"Ditch the boys,"
but it got autocorrected.
- "Stitch the bosses."
That makes no sense.
- Know what makes
even less sense?
Cherry texted back
"Done-zo."
- Well, while you've been
texting gibberish,
I've been working on this.
First, I'll take over
two satellites,
then disrupt
their communication
so they'll lose each
other's phone numbers, hey?
- But can't they just ask
for each other's phone
numbers again?
- She's right, dummy.
- One more word, Colosso,
I'll freeze you.
- Shutting up, sir.
- Max, that's it.
If we freeze the kids,
we can leave them here while
we go separate our friends.
- Oh, that's what a not-stupid
idea sounds like.
- Ah.
- Shutting up again.
- Hey, Billy, Nora.
Frozen kids say what?
- BILLY & NORA: What?
- Aw, I know it was my idea,
but I feel kinda bad
leaving them on ice.
- Now you're starting
to sound like Mom.
- Am I, Max?
Am I?
- Hey, everyone.
- Yay, you changed your mind.
- Actually, girls,
I was thinking
it would be so much more fun,
if we went to Wong's
to get a pizza.
- That sounds awesome.
- Great.
- With the boys.
After the movie.
- What?
- Wouldn't you guys
rather go check out
that new go-cart park?
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Cool.
- With the girls.
Tomorrow night.
- What?
- I'm free. Let's all go.
- A full weekend?
We're turning into
a fun group.
Hands in.
- I'm not doing that.
- Go, group!
- Okay, that was fun.
Put me down for the next one.
- Hey, our movie's
gonna start.
See you at Wong's.
- Stitch it up, bosses!
- What have I done?
- Given the group we're trying
to break up a catch phrase.
- We've gotta go unstitch
those bosses.
- Let's get in that movie,
and make them never
wanna hang out again.
Hands in.
Go buy some tickets!
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- [ice cracking]
- Nobody puts Nora
in the freezer.
[powers zapping]
- [ice cracking]
- Whoa. What happened?
Why is my butt so cold?
- [powers zapping]
Ow! Why is my butt
so hot?
- I wonder how long
we were frozen?
- For years!
When rabbits were once
your mere pets,
here, in the future,
we rule the planet!
- Come on, Colosso,
we know that's one
of your silly costumes.
Right, Billy?
- I am your humble servant.
- Yes.
- Tell me where
Phoebe and Max went.
Or your costumes get it!
- Well played, girl Billy.
- It's Nora.
- Don't care.
Phoebe and Max froze you
so they could go
to the movies.
- Do you realize
what this means, Billy?
- You know I don't, Nora.
- We're home alone
for the first time!
We can do whatever
we want.
- Light her up!
- [powers zapping]
- [rocket roaring]
- BILLY: Wahoo!
Take that, old wooden bridge!
What's that, Mom and Dad?
Oh, that's right.
You're not here.
Couch party!
- [dance music playing]
- AUDIENCE: [gasping]
- Oh, there they are
in the middle.
- Look at them all--
bein' friends.
It makes me sick
to my stomach.
- [dramatic movie music]
- Okay, let the ruining
of the night begin.
- [Oyster's food squirts]
- Oyster.
- Sorry, guys.
My fingers are just so ripped
from wailing on my guitar.
- Look at us--it's like we're
covered in zombie guts.
- ALL: [imitating zombies]
- Uh-oh, they're bonding.
And now they're taking
a zombie selfie.
- Aw, I couldn't
get us all.
My arms are too short.
I wish Phoebe was here.
- All right, Max,
we need a new plan.
If we don't get home soon,
Mom and Dad are gonna find out
what we did to Billy and Nora.
- Relax, Phoebe.
Mom and Dad are the least
of our problems right now.
- See, Hank, we missed
the beginning.
- You know how I feel about
paying for parking, Barb.
- Any chance there's
another cheap Hank
and complaining Barb
in Hiddenville?
- Oh!
This movie just
got way scarier.
- Max, what are
we gonna do?
How can we ruin
our friends' night
if our parents are sitting
right behind us?
- If they see us,
we won't need friends
because we'll be grounded for
life for leaving Billy and Nora.
- How can this night
get any worse?
- Ah, date night.
- That's it. I'm out.
- MAX: [crawling]
Sorry, excuse us.
- PHOEBE: [crawling]
Pardon me.
- MAX [crawling]:
Sorry about that.
- Sorry.
Oh, people are so gross--
throwing their trash everywhere.
- Tell me about it.
[chomping]
- Well, we tried.
- Maybe we're overreacting.
I mean, how close can our
friends really get
during one movie?
- [cell phone music]
- Uh-oh, Gideon just asked
the girls to join your band.
- What? Please. Oyster would
never let that happen.
- [cell phone music]
- [reading] "Dude, the girls
are in the band."
This is horrible.
- I know.
They didn't ask me.
- [cell phone music]
- Oh, yay, I'm in, too.
Ha. Ha.
- Phoebe, nobody's in.
Don't you realize
what that would mean?
Our group would
be in a band.
Together.
Forever.
- Sweetches band
practice, dudes.
- Now it's time to
stitch it up, bosses.
- So we're still breaking up
that group, right?
- Oh, yeah.
I'd rather get grounded
by Mom and Dad
than spend the rest of my life
rocking to the oldies with you.
- But we won't get grounded
if we don't go back
into the theater, huh?
- This would go a lost faster,
if you just told me your plan.
- Just follow me.
- Dad's gonna love
this new layout.
It just makes sense.
- [bowl shatters]
- Billy!
- Sorry. I can't
score against this guy.
[zooming]
- I was gonna say nice sh*t.
You broke some stuff and found
Mom's magic money card.
- We can buy anything
we want.
- Let's turn Max's lair
into a ball pit.
- But how do we trick some adult
into letting us use
Mom's credit card?
- Sign here,
Mrs. Thunderman.
- Please, call me Barb.
Because that's my name.
Oh?
You're probably wondering
about my third arm.
- Not if you tip me.
- Oh.
- He doesn't suspect
a thing.
- Stand back, Phoebe.
I'm gonna break down
this projection room door.
Whoa!
[loud thud]
- Oh, look, the door
was unlocked.
[locking door]
- Okay.
We're gonna switch out
"Zombie Rain -D"
for a movie that's
even lamer--
so lame,
they'll wanna leave.
- Got it.
Um...
Oh, here, how about this?
"Train Plane."
- Oyster would love it.
His dad's a conductor
and his mom's a pilot.
I'm talking about...
this movie.
- [reading] "Yawnimals:
A delightful documentary
about the yawning habits
of the animal kingdom."
[yawning] Yeah.
This'll work.
- [dramatic music]
- [mellow music]
- Wait, why did they
switch the movie?
- I did not buy tickets
to see yawning animals.
- Oh, "Yawnimals."
Now I get it.
- This movie is making
me sleepy.
- [mellow music]
- This is ridiculous.
You need to do
something, Hank.
Hank?
- [snoring]
- Great, I married
a yawnimal.
- [cell phone music]
- It's working.
Cherry just texted a yawny face.
- Mission accomplished.
Let's go home,
unfreeze the kids,
and never talk
to each other again.
- Done-zo.
- BARB: [pounding on door]
Hello?
Is there a manager
in there?
- Oh, it's Mom.
Now we're really done-zo.
- [powers zapping]
- BARB: Hey!
I know someone's in there.
I want to see the rest
of "Zombie Rain."
- Uh, the scientists
create a drought
and the zombies dry up.
The end.
- BARB: Great.
You ruined the ending.
I may as well go home.
- No, you can't go home!
I mean, give
"Yawnimals" a chance.
It's from the makers
of "Catnaps."
We've gotta get
out of here.
- That window's
the only way out.
You jump first so I have
someone to break my fall.
- BARB: [pounding on door]
You spoiled the movie for me.
Open this door
or I'll open it myself.
- All right, here
goes nothing.
It's working. It's working.
Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
- BILLY: Billy in the pit!
Woo-hoo!
- Best night ever!
- How great would it be,
if the whole house
was filled with balls?
- Why ask when
we can just do it.
- [Jaws-type music]
- What was that?
Ahhhhhh!
- Ball shark!
- [laughing]
I gotcha good, boy Nora.
- That was great.
You even pretended
to bite my ankles.
- Yeah. [laughing]
Pretended.
You might want to pretend
to go get a rabies sh*t.
- Woo!
- BARB: I will blast
this door open
with the power of a thousand
lightning storms--
using my portable
electric shocker
that I keep in my purse.
Zi-i-ip. Oh, here it is.
- Mom's gonna use
her powers.
She'll do anything
to not go home.
- Here's an idea.
Do something!
- I found some butter.
- Do something else!
- Don't worry.
It'll work.
Maybe.
I've just gotta
make you slippery.
Okay, try now.
- Here I go.
Whoa!
[loud thud]
- Huh, Dad was right.
Butter fixes everything.
- [mellow movie music]
- [loud thud]
- The theater is not
a trash can, people.
- Shhhh!
- Check it out.
Our friends left.
Dad's asleep.
Let's quietly sneak
past him.
- Aw, baby llama sleepy.
- I'm up!
I love date night!
Where's my shoe?
Where's my wife?
[laughing]
- They're still here?
- [cell phone camera clicks]
- [whining]
Why are they still here?
- We gave them
the worst night ever,
and they still won't
stop hanging out together.
- Maybe it's time
we do the right thing.
Ditch these losers
and get new friends.
- PHOEBE: That girl
with the accordion
looks like she could
use some friends.
I'll go talk to her.
- BARB: You're not listening.
I was just changing
the movie back
and the doorknob was already
melted when I got there.
- You're going to have
to leave the theater.
Wait here until I get
your husband, ma'am.
- Oh, no, you did not
just call me ma'am.
I am a young lady.
[silently] Young.
- Guys, this is
the weirdest night ever.
But it was great fun.
- You know what would have made
this night even better?
- If you would have let
me hold your hand?
- Are you talking
to me or Cherry?
- I've got two hands.
- No, I'm talking
about Phoebe and Max.
I wish they were
here with us.
- Yeah, me too.
- That would be fun.
- Yeah, it's funny
when they fight.
- Aw, they miss us.
Maybe it wouldn't
be the end of the world
to be in the same
group of friends.
- If you join the group, then
I've gotta join the group.
Someone's gotta keep
you out of my band.
- Weren't we gonna meet Max
and Phoebe at Wong's?
- I'm texting Phoebe right now.
- [Phoebe's cell phone music]
- Hey, guys.
- What are you two
doing back there?
- Um, Cherry just sent me a text
about going to Wong's,
so we came right over.
- We were really close by.
- This is so much fun.
Hands in, everybody.
- Hey, I'm not doin'
that again.
- Don't fight it, bro.
Come get some of this.
- ALL: Go, group!
- HANK: I'm telling you
there is no way
that was my wife.
You've got the--
Yeah, that's her.
- Actually, we're gonna have
to meet you guys at Wong's.
There's a couple of things at
home we've gotta defrost first.
- Well, not the best
date night ever.
- Still, it's nice to
get out on our own
and away from
the kids for a while--
especially Max.
- Yeah.
It's funny when they fight.
- Come on, Max. Mom and Dad are
gonna be here any second.
- I'm trying.
It's stuck for some reason.
- HANK: Hey, hey, hey.
What are you kids up to?
- Uh, hi, Mom, Dad.
We were just playing hide and
seek with Billy and Nora.
- Come on out,
you little rascals.
- Well, your mother and I had
yet another flawless date night.
I even sprung for
a double feature.
Nothin's too good
for my little lady.
- Just open the door, Hank.
- What the heck?
- BILLY & NORA:
♪ Hello ♪
- PHOEBE; MAX: Run!
02x13 - The Neverfriending Story
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.