- You've gotta be kidding me.
My life is ruined.
- Aw, man, I wanted to do that.
- My friend Christine
from Metroburg
got her superhero cape
and had a cape ceremony.
Look.
How am I getting my cape
after Christine?
Her superpower is
super-hearing. That is so lame.
- [text tone dings]
- Whoops, she heard that.
- All right, you two,
go do your homework,
so you can enjoy the weekend.
- NORA: Cool!
- BILLY: Nice cape!
- Or do that.
- Aw, Christine looks so cute
in her superhero cape.
- [text tone ringing]
- She says "Thanks!"
- Oh, her parents
must be so proud.
Not that we aren't proud of
what you've been doing,
hashtagging, shopping,
yolo'ing.
Oh, ho, you've
been crushin' it.
- All right, I suppose if I had
chosen to focus more
on superhero training, then I'd
be getting my cape by now, too.
- Do what I do--tie a blanket
around your neck and say...
We-e-e-e-e!
- We-e-e-e-e is also
the size of his brain.
- These are special
capes, Billy.
The Hero League awards
them to you.
- Yeah, it's part of becoming
a full superhero.
You also get access
to weapons and then later
you get your hero name
and a supervillain to b*at up.
[inhales through teeth]
I hope I get Max.
- You can't handle
all this evil.
[slurping]
[sputtering]
- Maybe it's not too late.
The Hero League still has one
more cape to award this year.
Not that I've been looking
into it on a daily basis.
- Getting my cape
would be awesome.
Before we moved here,
it's all I ever dreamed about.
That, and ice skating
with Channing Tatum.
- I want a superhero cape.
- Me, too.
One without dad's
nacho stains.
- It's never too early to start.
You've just gotta earn it
through lots of training
and showing admirable
superhero behavior.
- Oh, like catching
someone when they fall.
Billy, fall backwards.
- Okay.
- [heavy thud]
- Phoebe, where were you?
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Guess who just used her freeze breath
to save Hiddenville's woodland
creatures from a brush fire.
I'm gonna get my cape,
too, Christine.
- [text tone ringing]
- Christine says,
"You don't have to yell."
If you wanna do a good deed,
help me find dad's wallet.
I need twenty bucks
for the party.
- What party?
The party? That's tonight?
I told all my
friends I was gonna go.
- How could you forget
about the first-ever
secret rooftop party
in school history?
It's illegal and unsafe
and I can't wait!
- I can't go now.
If mom and dad found out
I went to that party,
they would never let me
accept the superhero cape.
- Jackpot.
- Although, there's nothing
like dancing on a roof
after putting out
a brush fire.
- Thank you, Bank of Hank.
- Yeah, just give me five
minutes to change and--
Okay, I'll meet ya there!
- Hey, Phoebs.
- [gasping]
- You were out
savin' the world, I see.
- You'll be happy to hear
all your good deeds
have been reported.
Won't be long before
President Kickbutt calls.
- Great.
- Where are you going now?
- Oh, I'm off to rescue
beached old people
and help whales
cross the street.
- Somebody's got
cape on the brain.
- Well, she's not
the only one.
Let's go check on our
junior superheroes.
- Have you seen my wallet?
- ♪
- Billy, Nora,
what's all this?
- We're getting ready
to sleep in the wild.
- Yeah, you said surviving
a night by ourselves
is the first step in getting
our superhero capes.
- BOTH: Roughing it!
- [glasses clinking]
- Kids, it's supposed
to be a challenge.
- Do you know how hard it was
getting that
mini-fridge out here?
- Look, your mother is right.
Uh, this is about surviving.
Not to brag, but I set
the record by surviving
three nights in the wild
when I was your age.
Well, actually, I was
two years younger.
- That's enough bragging part.
- I'm just saying it's about
depending on your own skills,
not the comforts of home.
- [loud buzzing]
- Sorry, Dad, I can't hear
you over the foot spa.
- [turns off spa]
He said you can't have
all this stuff.
- Then what can we have?
- I can't do this!
- Yes, you can.
All we need is
a place to sleep.
[powers zapping]
- [branches thudding]
- Okay, Billy, build
us a fort.
- BILLY: [zooming]
Whoa, I did it.
I am Billy,
Lord of the Outdoors!
- [owl hooting]
- BOTH: [screaming]
- [loud dance music playing]
- I'm really excited about you
getting this cape, Phoebe.
- What?
Oh, let me guess.
Your "excitement"
is because you want access
to the superhero weapons.
- Absolutely.
Here's a list.
- All right, fine, I'll put this
in a safe place for you.
[breathing fire]
- [loud music continues]
- [metal clanking]
- Whoa. Uh...
- That looks bad.
- I know. Those chips are gonna
be all crumbs when he falls.
- Whoaaa!
- [ladder creaking]
[ladder thudding heavily]
- Whew.
Oh, you don't think anyone
saw me, do you, Max?
- [chomping chip]
- Max?
- Oh, baked chips?
You shoulda let him fall.
Come on. I know
another way up.
- ♪
- PHOEBE: Max, are you
down there?
- COLOSSO: Tell her "No."
- We've got a mess on our hands.
Somebody recorded
everything last night.
- Including me bringing
back The Cabbage Patch?
- Not that mess.
This mess.
- [reading] "Miracle Wind
Saves Rooftop Partier."
- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa!
- The video's gone viral.
If mom and dad see it, they'll
know it was telekinesis
and realize I snuck
out to the party
and it's bye-bye cape.
- Mom and dad are
like years old.
They don't watch viral videos.
- I just saw a viral video
on the morning news.
I'm getting your father
and the four of us...
we're gonna have a talk.
- You forgot about
the morning news.
It's the internet
for old people.
- It's morning.
We're alive.
We did it, Nora.
- We did! We survived
the whole night!
- Well, good morning, you two.
Hey, nice shelter.
Of course, mine was rain-proof,
but what do I know?
I only hold the record.
Anyway, to celebrate your
accomplishment,
I thought you might want
to see my trophy.
Whoa, "see" my trophy.
Only record holders
get to touch it.
[blowing air]
- You know, Nora, staying
outside wasn't so bad--
once we got past the sobbing
and figured out where to pee.
- You're right. Wanna break
dad's record of three nights?
- Totally.
- What's that?
- Hank, we have a problem.
- I know. Billy and Nora
want my trophy.
- Because it was made
for children.
Come on.
- The trophy-less
are a bitter people.
- BOY ON LADDER: Whoaaa!
- [ladder creaking]
- Is that what I think it is?
- Yep, miracle wind.
Give it up for Mother Nature.
- PHOEBE & MAX: [applauding]
- That wasn't wind.
Monitor, play the infrared.
- Whoaaa!
- [powers vibrating]
- [ladder creaking]
[ladder thudding heavily]
- Telekinetic waves?
Somebody better start talking.
- All right, fine,
here's the deal.
Even though I did all those
great things yesterday,
you should also know that--
- I saved that kid.
- Max saved that kid.
Wait? What?
- Sorry, it was me.
I was the hero
who saved that idiot.
- So, let me get this straight.
Max Thunderman saw someone
in danger and saved them?
- Seems to be what
we're going with.
- On purpose?
- All right, I get it.
You guys don't think I can do
something heroic, but I did.
- Barb, do you know
what this means?
- [fanfare music]
- HANK: [laughing]
- BARB: [screaming]
- HANK & BARB:
The phase is over!
- BARB: [cheering]
- We always knew you
had it in ya, pal.
[kissing]
- Ugh.
- Let's call the Hero
League and tell them
we have two teen heroes
in the family!
- What are you up to?
- I wanna make sure
you get your cape.
And in return,
you'll give me access
to the Hero League weapons.
- I already told you
that's not gonna happen.
- Oh, then, I'll just
tell mom and dad
that you snuck out
to the party.
Bye-bye cape.
- Oh! Fine!
You can play with
one w*apon for one hour.
- Oh, goody! Goody!
- The Hero League
is so excited, Max.
- At first, they didn't believe
it and hung up on us.
But then we called back
and convinced them.
- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
Incoming transmission from
Super President Kickbutt.
- Super President Kickbutt!
Phoebe, this is it!
I told you she'd call.
Be cool.
- Hello, Thundermans.
- HANK: Hi!
[giggling]
- Phoebe, we're all
very impressed with
your recent run
of superhero deeds.
Truly exemplary.
- Phoebe, you're gonna
get your cape.
- And, now, it is with great
pleasure that I announce
the last superhero cape of
the year is going to...
- Here it comes.
- ...Max Thunderman!
- ALL: Huh?
- Did someone say my name?
- Wait. So I'm getting
the last cape of the year?
I am so armed--
I mean, honored.
- There's gotta be
some mistake.
Here, check the name again.
It's Phoebe. P-h-o...
- There's no mistake.
Max's unexpected act of heroism
catapulted him to
to the top of the list.
- ...e-b-e.
As in Phoebe should
get that cape.
- I'll see you all at
Max's cape ceremony.
Super President Kickbutt out!
- Phoebe, I know
it's hard, but...
try to be happy for Max.
- But you guys do realize that
for Max to save that kid,
he went to a party...
at our school...
on a roof.
- Ah, that's just Max.
- Well, the old Max.
- Good riddance to that guy.
- Now if you'd have
gone to that party,
you'd be in big trouble,
but you didn't...
'cause you're a good girl.
- Now I can say it, Barb.
All our kids are good!
- Come on, we've got
a cape ceremony to plan!
- HANK: Oh!
- What?
I did you a favor.
Now you don't have to lend me
those weapons anymore--
'cause I can get 'em myself.
You're welcome.
- Billy!
You ate all the granola.
How are we supposed
to survive without food?
- That was food?
- Oh, hey, guys.
Are you still out here?
I totally forgot.
Since I'm here, would you like
this giant cookie I baked?
- Yes!
- Billy, stop!
He's trying to trick us
into going into the house.
He doesn't want us
to break his record.
- Did I forget to mention
I baked little cookies
inside the big cookie?
- There's inside cookies?
- We're not playing your
hunger games, old man.
- Fine! But you'll
never get my trophy.
Or this!
- [shoe thudding cookie]
- Oh, if I can prove
Max is still evil,
he'll never get
that cape--and I will.
- You won't find anything.
Max covered his tracks.
He's become the face
for reformed teen villains.
- Oh, yeah? Well,
if he's so reformed,
then why is his Dark Mayhem
poster right under this one?
- Here comes Captain
Happy Pants now.
- Hey! Hey! Phoebs!
- Stuff it, Max.
- Easy. We don't use
that kind of language
down here in the Hero Lounge.
- Max, you've gotta stop this.
Sometimes when a supervillain
pretends to be good,
he becomes good without
even knowing it.
It happened to
the Big Belly Bandit.
- Who?
- You know him by
his new name--Santa Claus.
- Colosso, relax.
I told you already
I'm just acting like this
until I get those weapons.
Now you guys hang in there.
If I can do it, so can you.
- It's too much!
You're just reading posters!
- MAX: Teamwork!
- He's taking this too far.
- Mmmm, I don't know.
With my help, he can go
a little further.
- What does that mean?
Get back here!
Max always shares
his plans with me!
- ♪
- Such a help, Mr. Hero Man.
- When I see a damsel
in distress,
I come a-runnin'.
- Oh...
- Helping mom, huh?
Maybe Colosso was right.
When you pretend to be good,
you actually become good.
- Please. My heart
is as black as ever.
- [coaster zooming]
- Really? If you're
still so evil,
then why are you
using a coaster?
- I've never used
a coaster in my life.
How'd that get there?
- COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!
Cable technicians approaching.
- Oh, ho, ho!
I know who this is!
- [scanner humming]
- Perimeter's secure.
- [velcro ripping]
- Super President Kickbutt,
always a pleasure.
- It's a tremendous day
for the Thunderman family.
Simone, I asked you to
wear your super suit.
- You're not the president
of my closet.
- Sorry about my daughter.
She has a bit of
a dark side.
I'm hoping Max can inspire her.
- Oh, well, he inspires
us every day.
Well, since yesterday.
- You're probably wondering
where Billy and Nora are.
- Who?
- You're right.
I'll let them know you insisted
I bring them inside.
- Hey, hey, hey, Super Prez.
I love your hair.
- Max is still getting the cape.
- Okay. Good talk.
- Billy! Nora!
Super President Kickbutt is here
and has ordered you two inside.
- Super President Kickbutt
is here?
Yeah, right.
- She's here because Max
is getting his superhero cape.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- You're pathetic.
We'll come inside after we erase
you from the history books.
- Dr. Colosso.
- Evelyn.
- PHOEBE: [powers zapping]
- SIMONE: Whoa!
- ALL: [applauding]
- Name's Simone.
And, no, I don't have
a boyfriend.
[laughing]
- Good catch.
Your hero instincts kicked
in pretty fast just then.
- Those weren't hero instincts.
Those were my evil guy
pretending-to-be-a-hero
instincts.
I'm in character.
- Or is the character in you?
- Okay, there's no way
I'll ever be good.
See mom's ham she's been
slow-roasting for two days?
- [powers zapping]
- [ham thudding]
- Now would a real
hero do that?
- Holy flying pig, yes!
- MAX: What the heck?
- Thanks, Max!
You're a hero!
- Look at that.
Even when you try being
bad, it turns out good.
- No, no, that's
not what I--
Can't we just--
Get outta my head!
- We gather here today
to bestow upon Max Thunderman
his superhero cape!
- Not gonna happen,
President Stinkbutt!
- [laughing]
That's what I used to call her.
- Max, what are you doing?
- I am not a superhero.
- Aw, he's got cape fear.
Don't worry, honey,
it happens to all of us.
Come on, put your
cape on for mommy.
- No!
I am evil and always
have been.
And President Kickbutt here
is gonna take me
to get some weapons!
- PRESIDENT KICKBUTT:
[gasping]
You realize you're making
a horrible mistake, right?
- Zip it, Evelyn.
- SIMONE: Kick butt!
- MAX: Ah!
[zooming]
- [plaster thudding]
- Yeah! That felt awesome!
- Our bellies are full.
Nothing can stop us now from
breaking dad's record.
- MAX: Ahhhhhh!
- [heavy thud]
- BOTH: [screaming]
- Super President Kickbutt,
my sincere apologies.
My son's behavior was
unacceptable.
If anything, the Thundermans
are pillars of dignity
and respect.
- NORA & BILLY: [screaming]
- Ha, ha, you two came
in ten seconds too soon!
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Ma record still stands!
Too bad! So sad!
- NORA: [powers zapping]
- HANK: [screaming]
Oh...oh...oh...
- Too bad!
- So sad!
- This place is a mad house.
- I could not agree more.
So, about my cape ceremony.
Should we reschedule or just
roll on into it right now?
- I'm giving the cape to
the person who just saved me.
- Wait, Simone?
- Mm-hm. S-i-m--
- I know how it's spelled!
- SIMONE: [laughing]
- Super President Kickbutt out!
[snapping fingers]
- PHOEBE: [groaning]
- [whining]
Oh, mommy, I need a hug.
- Don't "Mommy" me.
You just embarrassed
our entire family.
- Me? What about Phoebe?
She's the one who saved that
dumb kid from falling.
She's the real embarrassment.
- Wait.
- What was that?
- Uh...
Clearly, he is delirious
from the butt trauma.
Okay, fine.
I'm the one who saved
the kid at that party.
- Phoebe, why?
- Because he was falling?
- No, I mean, why'd you let Max
take credit for your save?
- Well, I didn't want
you guys to know
I snuck out to the party.
Look, I'm really sorry I lied.
It's just that...
I really want my superhero cape,
but I also wanna be out
there dancin' on rooftops.
- You've been on more
than one rooftop?
- I got this.
It's okay, sweetie.
I mean, part of being
a superhero
is juggling your hero life
with your regular life.
You'll get your cape.
It just may take longer.
- Thanks, Mom.
So, does that mean if there's
another rooftop party,
I can go?
- Oh, sure.
Oh, as a matter of fact,
there's one happenin'
right now on our roof.
You can patch that
Max-shaped hole
while Max sits here
and watches.
- What? Sits and watches?
How is that a punishment?
- Max, sit.
- [screaming]
Oh, my butt!
- ♪
02x20 - Cape Fear
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.