- The gong has a variety
of uses in China.
Allow me to demonstrate
the most obvious one--
to wake someone up.
- [loud clang]
- I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!
- Even with all that crusty
drool all over his face,
he's still adorable.
- Sarah, as your friend,
I have to tell you
that gong would treat you better
than my brother would.
- This week's assignment
is to break into groups
and do a presentation
on Chinese culture.
- Yes! I love working in groups.
- Only because it's
less work for you.
- Yeah, more like no work.
Now to find a group of
nerds to call my own.
- All right, I know you're
not talking about my group,
because we are not nerds.
- Come on, Phoebe, all aboard
the "A"-plus train!
- ALL: Choo-choo!
- You're right,
you're not nerds,
you're clearly dweebs.
- Yeah, call us
whatever you want,
there is no other group
I'd rather be in.
- Be in our group, Phoebe.
- Except that one!
- Ha...
- Two groups. One girl.
What will Phoebe do?
- Get out of my face, Max.
- Will she go with Winnie,
the popular girl
she's been trying to be
friends with for a year?
Or will she stay with
Sarah and board
the boring train to Dweebville?
- Well, I mean,
Sarah is my friend.
- Winnie could be
your friend, too,
and not make you dress
up like you're going to
a third-grader's birthday party.
- Oh, we should
send a picture of us
to the yearbook
for the selfie page.
Say "China!"
- ALL: China!
- [cell phone camera clicking]
- I can't believe
Phoebe ditched us.
Now who are we gonna get?
- Hey, Sarah, can I join your--
- MAX: [powers zapping]
- Ooh!
- What's up, group?
Heard your train
needs a caboose.
Choo-choo!
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Hey, Sarah, look, I'm so sorry
I'm not with you guys.
It's just that Winnie's
group really needs me.
And you get it, don't you?
- Sure, I get it--you're hoppin'
off the "A"-plus train.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Good luck on the "D"-plus bus.
- Guys, I am really excited
about this group.
You feelin' the love, Tyler?
- You stole my bike last week.
- Hey, I did you a favor.
That thing fell apart
the moment I busted it.
- Sarah, I don't think Max
is gonna do much.
- Why would you say that?
- Because he's leaving.
- Max! Get back here!
- [groaning loudly]
[sighing loudly]
- Look, you'll always be my bae.
But you need to take this
project as seriously
as I take our forbidden love.
- Believe me, I want
the "A," too.
That's the only reason
I joined this group.
- Great! So, what's your
idea for the project?
- Uh, I don't know.
What's yours?
- Build a Chinese dragon.
- Me, too, bae!
- So, I was thinking
after school
we could work on
our project at the library.
- Oooh, is that
the new club downtown?
- No, it's the place
we go to learn things.
- Phoebe's right.
We'll meet at the mall.
- That's not what I said.
- Yay, the mall.
- All right, let's check
our "to-do" list.
First thing--
write a "to-do" list.
- BOTH: Did it!
- [palms slap]
- All right, then I'll
fix the dishwasher.
- I can pick up dry cleaning.
- I'll mow the lawn.
The only other thing is--
- [floorboards cracking]
- BOTH: Fix the floorboards.
- Oh, Billy! Are you okay?
- The house ate my legs!
- You just fell in the floor
that dad was supposed to fix.
- Sorry, buddy,
I've just been busy.
- I don't think you've
been that busy.
That chandelier's been sitting
in its box so long
that it's turned into
an end table!
- Okay, I'll just put
it on the "to-do" list--
right after "ground Nora
for being sassy."
- Yeah, you kids have no idea
how hard we work around here.
- Is that why we had a salt
and pepper sandwich
for dinner last night?
- We didn't have time
to go shopping.
- Oh, is that a new necklace?
- I meant food shopping.
- Cut her some slack.
Your clothes are clean
and the house is spotless.
- BARB: Mm-hm.
- Is it, Dad? Is it?
- [objects clattering]
- [suitcase thudding]
- So, you two think it's
so easy to cook, clean,
repair things and do
everything else
while you two just enjoy
your little lives?
- Kind of.
- I think so.
- Okay, so you can take
care of the house
and try to do better while
we enjoy our little lives.
- Fine, but if we do better
running this house,
then we get to be in charge
around here from now on.
- We'll tell you what to eat,
when to go to bed,
and ground you for
being sassy.
- Deal--and when you fail,
you two will finally appreciate
what your father
and I do around here.
- Including making
really great lists.
- Uh, is pull your son
out of the sinkhole
on that "great" list?
- No, but I will add it.
- We are nailing
this dragon, guys.
- You know, Max, we've been
doing this for a couple of days
and I'm not sure I've seen
you leave that chair.
- [laughing]
Oh, Ernie...
- It's Evan.
- Let's agree to disagree.
- Max, Evan's right.
You need to do your part.
But it's getting hot,
so if you want to put on
a t*nk top, that's fine.
- Wow, guys, your dragon
looks awesome.
I'm impressed.
- You're impressed?
What? You didn't think
we could do something
so cool without you?
- No, no, I'm just surprised
Max hasn't dragged you down.
His nickname around our house
is "dead weight."
- Don't listen to her, Sarah.
She's jealous 'cause our group
works so well together.
Ernie, refill!
- So, how's your group
coming along?
- It's going great.
I mean, all those girls wanna
do is work, work, work.
- You forgot all the clothes
you bought at the mall.
- Thanks, Winnie.
[laughing]
These are for research.
Haven't you ever heard of
the Great Mall of China?
- No.
- Well, don't you feel silly.
- Uh-oh, my cheeks are tingling.
That means it's gonna rain--
or this glue contains shellfish!
- I should have never said "Hi"
to you in the fourth grade.
- Max, we have to leave, so
after the paper mache dries,
can you put it in the garage?
- On it.
- Maybe we should come back
and put it away ourselves.
- Tyler, Max said he'll do it.
Would someone with dimples you
could swim in let us down?
- Guys, relax. I'm not an idiot.
I'll bring our dragon
inside before it rains.
- [thunder crashing,
wind gusting]
- I should wake Max up
and tell him that paper
dragon's out there.
- [thunder crashing]
- [sighing]
Wow, it's really rainin'.
Wait, did I forget something?
- Nope. Go back to bed.
- MAX: [sniffling]
- I'm a bad, bad bunny.
[quietly laughing]
- [thunder crashing]
- Mm-hm.
- [yawning]
- [footsteps pounding]
- Hank, what are you doing?
- The kids fixed
the floorboards.
It's perfect.
I can't believe it.
- This must have taken
them all night.
Do I smell bacon?
- HANK: [sniffing]
Apple hickory
with a hint of maple.
Ten pieces.
[sniffing]
No, nine. Someone's eating it!
- Wow, kids, breakfast, too?
When did you find time
to do all this?
- Got up early
and just did it.
- We work best in
the morning, you know,
when you two are sleeping in.
- Well, this is all very nice.
Too bad I was in the mood
for pancakes.
- BILLY: [zooming]
- Please, it's gonna take a lot
more than a fixed floor
and a hot breakfast to impress
us, am I right, Hank?
- The syrup is warm.
Warm!
- Look, girls, Phoebe's
rocking her new shoes.
Love them!
- You know what else
you're gonna love?
The project topics
I came up with last night.
All stuff we can put
together by tomorrow.
- Oh, Phoebe, we'll be fine.
We'll wing it.
As long as we look good,
we'll get a "C".
- A "C"?
You guys want a "C"?
- Oh, my gosh, daddy would
be so happy if I got a "C".
- Hey, listen, how about we'll
meet at my house after school.
We'll work really hard
and nail this thing.
Imagine how happy daddy would
be, if you got an "A".
- sh**t, I can't tonight.
I have plans.
- Yeah, me, too.
I've gotta babysit
my little brother.
- But you're an only child.
- Busted!
Sorry, I just really
don't wanna do it.
- Listen, I can't do
this by myself.
You guys are gonna have to put
in some of the work or,
and I'm sorry
to have to say this,
I can't be part of the group.
- Okay.
- Great. Let's get to work.
- No, I mean, okay, you're
not part of the group.
- [sighing]
Hey, Sarah, uh, crazy morning.
It turns out my group
kinda doesn't like to focus,
so we parted ways.
- But if you don't have
a group, you'll fail.
- Which is why I wanna get back
on the old "A"-plus train.
Choo-choo!
- Sorry, that train's full.
Maybe you can catch the next one
to the Great Mall of China.
- [laughing] But there
is no Great Mall of--
oh, I see what you did there.
- Hi, uh, just a quick heads up.
I ran into a little snafu with
that whole group project thing,
so I think I'm just gonna
solo, you know, Team Phoebe!
Party of one!
Party of fun!
- I'm sorry, but being in a
group is part of the assignment.
You have to be able to work
with people or you fail.
- But all the groups are full.
- SARAH: You did what?
- Holy hog wart,
our dragon is ruined!
- How could you forget to
put it inside of the garage?
- Well, I was going to, but...
I was so tired from carrying
around these muscles all day--
I fell asleep.
- Oh, getting the proper amount
of sleep is so-o-o-o important.
- Don't look at his muscles!
- He's right. Let them look
at you. [clicking tongue]
- Okay, Sarah, I am
taking your glasses.
- Tyler! Now I can't
see anything.
Except the truth!
Max, you're out of the group!
You can still date me,
but we are never working
together again!
- [loud thud]
- Phoebe, I think you have
the answer to your problem.
Max, come over here.
- Oh, great idea.
Give me Max's spot
in Sarah's group.
- You're in a group
with Phoebe.
Party of two!
Party of wahoo! Hoo! Hoo!
- Try to get us at
least a "B", sis.
I've gotta keep up
the old GPA. [laughing]
- Honey, have you
seen my raincoat?
- Uh, check the hall closet.
- I was afraid you'd say that.
[gasping]
Uh, Barb?
- What is it?
When? How?
What is happening?
- You always wanted
a new bathroom,
so me and Billy put in some
elbow grease and voilà!
Toilet's self-flushing.
- [toilet flushing]
- Enjoy!
- This isn't fair.
They're running the house
better than we can.
They even hung the chandelier
you never got to.
- Yeah, I wasn't
gonna hang that.
- We cannot let
them win this bet.
Can you imagine what
our lives will be like
with them in charge.
- [toy car horn honking]
- How do you guys
like your new clothes?
- We hate them.
We can't leave the house
dressed like this.
- You're not going anywhere
until you finish your dinner.
- But we've had candy
every night this week.
I've lost six teeth!
- [gasping]
We can't let that happen.
How will I chew steak?
- We have to make sure
this house falls apart
under their watch.
- Way ahead of you.
- [door handle clanking]
- Aw, look what broke.
- It's getting late, partner.
Shouldn't you be knee-deep
in some sort of
glitter 'n glue extravaganza?
- I'm not gonna do
our project by myself.
- Really? Because we both
know I'm not helping,
so why don't you uncork
that overachieving,
annoying beast that lurks inside
ya and get crackin'.
- No, I'm gonna sit here
and do nothing until you help.
- Are you? This is
gonna be good.
[rapping table]
I'm gonna have a snack
'n watch you cr*ck.
[chomping apple]
- ♪
- Oh! Fine! You win!
- Finally!
I'm sick of eating apples.
- Do you wanna know
why I'm making
Chinese food for our project?
- Because my plan worked?
- Because that's what
superheroes do.
When they have a team, they pull
through for their team.
Not that you would know
anything about that.
- Really, superhero?
If you hadn't been so anxious
to hang with Winnie,
you'd still be in Sarah's group
and their dragon would be fine.
- But you ruined their dragon.
- I was only in Sarah's group
because you ditched them.
- Typical Max.
"Wasn't my fault."
- My motto since .
- This act of yours
is getting really old.
You're not lazy, looking
for an easy "A", you're afraid.
Isn't that why you became
a supervillain, 'cause you
were afraid you couldn't be
a better superhero than me?
Did you ever try?
- I'm not even dignifying
that with a response--
because I am lazy and because
you're holding a big Kn*fe.
- Everything you do you are.
It's because you're
afraid of failure.
You think it's easier
not to try
than to try and end
up failing.
That should be your motto.
[sighing]
[powers zapping]
- [water gurgling]
- Ah!
- Maybe you should focus more
on your food and less on me.
- They're supposed
to do that.
- They think they're so great
because they can hang
a chandelier.
Well, they're gonna
chandelier their pants
when this comes crashing down.
- [electrical zapping]
- [laughing] Okay!
I just scorched the flower
garden they planted.
Let's see them grow
that back overnight.
- Whoa, good job, honey!
- What are you doing?
- I just took this bolt
out of the chandelier.
When the kids go
to clean it, boom!
Brilliant, huh?
- No, crazy!
I just scorched a few tulips.
You're gonna maim our children.
- It's a learning
opportunity, Barb.
- Hank...
- Good morning.
Final day of our bet.
- What's with the ladder?
- [sighing] All right.
I'll be honest with you.
Your mom rigged the chandelier
to make it fall
so you'd look bad.
- Wow, you are so grounded
when we win this bet.
- You guys did win the bet.
You've been running this house
better than we have
and making it look easy.
- Seriously, you made
maple bacon.
And I almost dropped a light
fixture on your head.
I shouldn't be
the boss of anything.
- Congratulations.
- Hear that, Billy?
We're in charge now.
Hank, Barb, clear out
the master bedroom.
We're starting
a guinea pig farm.
- Mom, Dad, wait.
- Billy, what are you doing?
- Sorry, Nora,
but we don't deserve
to be guinea pig farmers.
The truth is we tried
to do the housework,
but you were right--
it was too hard.
So we called some
of your old friends
from Metroburg to help us.
- Billy, no.
- Come on out, guys.
- Maid of Honor?
Handy Man.
Oh, the Green Thumb!
- Uh, stranger danger.
- You guys were doing
all the work?
- Yep.
- Well, at least now we know
it takes three superheroes
to take care of the house.
- Four!
- Iron Skillet made
the trip, too?
- Up! Up! And filet!
- I miss you guys so much.
You the most.
- Way to go, Billy.
- I'm sorry, but what
we did was wrong.
I'm just glad
no one got hurt.
- [chandelier creaking,
crashing]
- HANDY MAN: Oh!
- I'm just glad
we didn't get hurt.
- ♪
- BILLY: [zooming]
- Billy, you found one!
Oh, thank you so much.
- Sorry I'm late.
I got lost inside
the Great Mall of China.
- It's real?
- You're the one doing
the project on China.
You should know these things.
[zooming]
- This is the saddest
dragon ever.
- I wish we had a better one.
Oh, right, we did.
- Oh, great, you and Max
stole our idea.
Thanks a lot.
- This is for you guys.
- Like I said--thanks a lot.
[laughing]
- Look, I should have been
in your group from the start.
I messed up and let
you guys down.
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Thanks for saying something.
To be honest, I miss you.
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- I wanna be the head!
- No, I want to!
- I miss you so so much.
- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- Sabrina's top
is made in China,
as was Emma's shoes and my hair
tie and my purse and my phone.
- Okay, that's enough.
You girls get a "C".
- Yes, a "C"!
Daddy is getting me a new car!
- PHOEBE: [sighing]
- Maybe next time try
to go the extra mile--
like Sarah's group
and their dragon.
- ALL: Choo-choo!
- Next up, Phoebe and Max.
- Um, actually,
Max isn't here yet.
- Well, as they say in China...
tough noogies.
- Um, okay, so Max and I wanted
to celebrate China
by making egg rolls.
- [egg rolls thudding]
- Uh, sorry, guys, they're...
they're still good.
Uh, in China,
the five second rule
is a ten second rule
due to the time difference.
We're getting
an "F" aren't we?
- [fireworks exploding]
- Oh, my gosh, fireworks!
- [fireworks continue]
- Behold!
One of China's oldest
traditions.
Fireworks are used
in celebration,
but were originally
used to scare off spirits
and sisters who think they're
better than their brothers.
- Max, you set off fireworks
on school grounds?
- Phoebe and I did.
As a group.
- Actually, Mrs. Austin--
- I love it!
- That is exactly what we did.
Max and I are in the same group
and this is our project.
♪ Ta-da! ♪
- Well, what do the Chinese
characters say?
- Uh...
- Don't be modest, Phoebe.
It was Phoebe's idea to have
the fireworks spell out--
"it's better to try and fail
than not try at all."
- Yes! Yes!
The Thundermans get an "A"!
- ALL: [applauding]
- Nice job.
- Thanks.
I was up all night
twisting fuses
and packing bootleg gunpowder.
- Well, it was worth it.
Thank you.
Now you can tell me what those
characters really spell out.
- Oh, "Phoebe smells
like a wet donkey."
- Clever.
Egg roll?
- Sure!
- ♪
02x23 - The Girl with the Dragon Snafu
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.