04x29 & 04x30 - The Points/The Bus

[bunniefuu]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ School bell rings ]

[ Keyboards clacking ]

[ lasers f*ring]

Hey!
Are you two finally studying?

Or are you playing
"cornfarm?"

[ Scoffs ] neither.

Because "cornfarm" is for plebs

Who like to get ripped off
spending real money

On a virtual pig
to go with their windmill.

We're playing "galatrek,"
and we're about to buy

A virtual spacehog
to go with out solar generator.

What's the difference
here?

[ expl*si*n ]

[ pig squeals ]

v*olence. v*olence.

[ Sighs ] right.
Nothing new is happening here.

We need to buy
the photon blaster.

But we can't!
We're out of cosmic points.

[ lasers f*ring]
[ gasps ] look out!

We're under att*ck!

But who could be doing this?

[ Laughs maniacally ]
not now, tobias.

We're trying to figure out
who's destroying our planet.

That's what my smug laugh
was about.

It is I who is destroying
your planet!

W-t-w, dude?!

How'd you get
the hadron laser?

I bought it
for million cosmic points.

Million cosmic points?!

Which I bought for $ .

$ ?!

Which I bought
for one goodpoint.

One goodpoint?!
What are goodpoints?

I don't know!!
What are goodpoints?!

They're points I get for doing
chores for my parents.

Chores for your parents?!

Yes?
Yes?!

Okay.

Well, I'm kind of busy
with "galatrek" at the moment,

So how about
you do my chores for me,

I give you the goodpoints,

And then you can buy whatever
you want for the game.

Hmm.

Hello?

Sorry, I kind of peaked
too early with excitement.

Yeah, we'll do it.

♪

Why did we have
to break in here?

Because tobias wants us
to get him an "a" in science,

And we're clearly
not good enough.

[ Groaning and coughing ]

So we have to break
into the teacher's office

And change his grades directly
on their computer.

[ Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! ]

[ Rattle! ]

[ Click! ]
Aha!

But why are we
breaking in here?
What do you mean?

[ Heavy metal music plays ]

Because
it's the broom closet.

[ Creak! ]

[ Muffled heavy metal
continues ]

Shh!

♪ Doon-da-doon-da

[ Grunts ]
shh!

♪ Doot-da-do
do-do-do-dun-un ♪

♪ Da-da-da-nyah-na

Shh!

♪ Doon-da-do-do-dan-un

♪ Na-da-da da-na-nuh

[ Gasps ]

[ Sighs ]

♪ Da-da

Aah!
[ Shatter! ]

Shh!
Right.

All I have to do

Is initiate the power supply
to the hard drive

And engage
the mainframe protocol.

How?

[ Computer chimes ]

Good.
Now find the tobias file.

[ Sighs ]
darn. It's a pfd.

We can't edit it.

What are we gonna do?

Pass me that crayon.

[ Squeak! ]

Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!

[ lasers f*ring]

More. I need more.

Gumball:
mission accomplished.

Oh.
Very good.

[ Groans ]
well, here are your goodpoints.

[ Grunts ]

For real?

Yeah?

Oh! Oh!

We just got paid!
We just got paid!

[ Both laugh ]

Look at all this money!

So, are you guys up
for more work?

'Cause I got plenty more
for ya.

[ Both gasp ]
you missed one.

Oh.

All right,
but the price just went up.

Now it's
invisible goodpoints.

Mm.
Uh, okay.

And it's up front --
rest on delivery.

We're no suckas.

All right, all right.

You drive a hard bargain,
young man.

[ Creak! ]

[ Snap! ]
What was that?

I put the money
in my invisible pants.

Right.

Well, my dad wants the lawn
taken care of.

Hmm.
Go on.

As in he wants the weeds
taken out.

Hmm.
Go on.

That-- that's it.
T-take out the weeds.

Go on.

I literally
can't be any clearer.

Go on.
You go on!

Okay.
[ lasers f*ring]

[ Sizzle! ]

What are you doing?

I'm k*lling the weeds.

Are you kidding me?!

He explained six times

That he wanted his lawn
taken care of, not taken out.

Well, he never specifically said
the grass had to grow back.

Fair point.

You did give him plenty
of opportunities

To be more specific.

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Both laugh ]

We're rich!

When you guys are done
rolling around in it,

Can you please
get back to work?!

I'm under att*ck here!

Wow, dude.

How'd you get
the galactic exoskeleton?

Doesn't matter!

Listen,
I need you guys to wax my daa...

...add's car.

[ Both sigh ]

Sorry, I've been playing
this game for hours,

So I'm starting to train
my lose of thought.

What?

You heard me!
On get with it!

[ lasers f*ring]

You have to admit,

It's kind of weird
to ask us to wax a car.

Hey, man.
We're labor, not management.

Sorry.
This might hurt a little.

[ Grunts ]
[ alarm blares ]

, And .

Dude,
are you feeling okay?

You look like a crab
without a shell.

I'd like to see
what you look like if you got

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
from a vending machine.

I got more work for you.

I think we have
enough invisible money.

Thank you.

Maybe you'll change
your mind

When you get a load
of this.

[ Angelic tones ]
oh, yeah.

[ Electronic montage music
plays ]

[ lasers f*ring]

[ Hisses ]
ahh!

[ Hisses ]

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Clank! ]

Ah, ah, ah!
Cash only.

[ Sighs ]
boop-boop!

What's that?
Invisible atm.

Oh. Oh.

Do you mind?
Boop-boop-boop-boop-boop.

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Mouse clicking ]

Hey, we're done.
[ Grunts ]

High-five.

[ Grunts ]

[ Microwave whirs ]

[ Clang! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Ka-boom! ]
[ Music stops ]

We would like to redeem
our goodpoints, please.

[ Growls ]

Sorry,
could you repeat that?

That's not gonna be possible.

What? Why?
[ Sighs ]

I used my parents' credit card
to buy stuff in the game,

And I used you to do chores

And get an advance
on my goodpoints,

But it's got
out of control.

I got tricked by "galatrek."

I bought every single
in-game purchase possible.

How much did you spend?

Uh, numbers we haven't learned
at school yet.

Well, make one up
so we can get an idea.

Uh...
A quadrillion dollars.

[ Both gasp ]

But what about all those

Invisible goodpoints
you gave us?

[ Sighs ]
there never were any goodpoints.

I switched the real ones
for nothing but thin air.

[ Dramatic fanfare ]

[ Both laugh ]
gosh, you're right!

There was nothing there
all along!

You've hit rock bottom, man!

Do you know
what rock bottom is?

Rock bottom
is getting a kid

To organize
your mom's underwear drawer

Just so you could afford

To buy your space cowboy
a new umbrella!

If you don't redeem
our goodpoints,

Then we're gonna
have to take this to the top.

We're gonna go speak to --

The president of
the united states of america.

No, dude.
His parents.

The parents of the president
of the united states of am--

Tobias' parents.

I'm afraid
I can't let you do that.

Chk-chk!
[ Imitates laser powering up ]

-What's that?
-My invisible shock r*fle.

Remember?
I bought all the weapons.

[ Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

What are we gonna do?
He's got lasers!

Maybe,
but we have a laser copier!

[ Copier beeps ]
ha!

Yeah, I don't know
why I thought that would work.

The name makes it sound
more hardcore than it is.

[ Whip! ]

You think you can outrun me?

Well, try to outrun
my portal g*n.

Chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.

Darn, missed it.
Got to cycle through again.

Chk-chk-chk-chk-chk.

[ Portal g*n whining ]

[ Dramatic music continues ]

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Aah! Ahh! Ahh!

Darwin!
Aah! Aah! Aah!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Music intensifies ]

Quick! His parents
are only two blocks down!

It'll look much further
after I've used my shrink g*n.

Chk-chk!
[ Warble! ]

[ Both scream ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ High-pitched screaming ]

What are you doing?
[ Music stops ]

[ High-pitched ] tobias robbed
us of our invisible points

And shrunk us
with his space g*n

Because we were gonna tell
his parents!

Help us!

I might not be
a qualified psychiatrist,

But I'll try anyway.

You do realize that none of this
is real, right?

[ Normal voice ]
you know what that means?

Yes, you can stop acting
like a loon

And walk normally down the road
to tobias' house.

No! It means we can imagine
any w*apon we want, as well!

[ Sighs ]

[ Whip! ]
[ Grunts ]

[ Music resumes ]
darwin, quick!

Think of something awesome!

[ Grunts ]
aha!

What is it?
A stick!

[ Zap! Zap! ]
[ Screams ]

Y-you're gonna need to think
of something much bigger.

[ Zap! ]

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

What was that?
A much bigger stick.

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]

No.

How did you get the flack cannon
and the rail g*n?!

[ Gruffly ]
the question is

How are you
gonna survive them?

[ Flack cannon whines ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Somber music plays ]

[ Slow-mo ] ugh!

[ Thud! ]

Come closer.

Closer.

What is it?

Pin.

Pin for what?

Plasma grenade.

[ Both scream ]

Man: hey!

Sorry, but we're in the middle
of a plasma expl*si*n here.

No, you're not.

I just had to block
my credit card

After you spent $ ,
on made-up video game weapons!

They've closed
your game account.

Oh.

Get in the house.

[ Gasps ]
what the --

What happened?!

Sorry, sir.

We were doing tobias' chores
for goodpoints.

And how are you gonna pay
for the damage?

Do you take
any currency?
I guess.

What choice do I have?
Very well.

Watterson dollars,

Watterson dollars,

Watterson --
-eh, that's a five.

Watterson dollars...

[ Engine idling, door hisses ]

Hey, guys.

Aww, why the long face?
Feeling gloomy?

One, his face is long because
he tried to stretch his skin

To make it look like
he's too old to go to school.

Two, no,
mom didn't buy it.

And three,
yes, I'm feeling gloomy.

[ Creak! ]
[ Grunts ]

Aww, man,
I don't know how you guys do it.

It's not that difficult
to stretch your face.

There's an online tutorial
for everything nowadays.

So,
did you finish --

No, I mean I don't know
how you go to school every day.

Rocky,
you drive us there.

Well,
I don't have to.

really?

[ cr*ck! ]
Aah! Aaah!

Yeah, we're on a bus.
We could go anywhere.

Like under
the sea?

Or to outer space?
Or up a rainbow?

Well,
anywhere with a road.

But not up steep hills.
Or under low bridges.

Let's do it! After all,
we've got the rest of our
lives to go to school.

Well, I think we should go
to school so we can work hard...

[ Sighs ]
...and get the best possible
start in life.

[ Pop! ]
Anyone else
want to go to school?

Nope.
No, no, no, no.

Okay.
No school it is!

So, where should
we go instead?

Daisy land!
The beach!
The school bus!

We're already on
the school bus.

Yeah-ha!

What about
the water park?

[ Chatter ]
aww,
the beach.

All righty. We just got to make
one more stop.

[ Door hisses ]

Is that all of you,
mr. Pink?

Mr. Pink: almost.

Looks like mr. Yellow
didn't make it.

[ Door hisses ]

♪

[ Evil laughter ]

Why catch the bus
when the bus can catch you?

[ Grunts, groans ]

The binoculars made it look
closer than it was.

So I guess
it's still quite fa--

[ Groans ]

All right, we'll go to
the water park, then the beach.

[ Clears throat ]

Good afternoon,
children.

My name
is mr. Brown.

This is mr. Pink,
mr. Rainbow, and mr. White,

And we'll be your captors
for the day.

The exits are irrelevant,
'cause you're going nowhere!

Nobody move
or I'll be forced to use this!

[ All gasp ]
it's a briefcase!

No,
more than that.
[ Ticking ]

[ All gasp ]
it's a ticking briefcase!

No!
More than that.
[ All gasp ]
it's a b*mb!

No! No, no, no, no, no.
Less than that.

Ah, yes, we are legally obliged
to say it's not one of those.

All: oh, my gosh,
they've got a --

[ Horn blares ]

[ Sighs ] oh, come on, guys.
It's obviously not a bo--

But it's ticking!
And masked strangers
have taken over the bus!

But they're clearly
our parents

Trying to teach us
some sort of lesson.

Principal brown
hasn't even changed his name.

Yes,
I have!

Uh,
I mean he has.

I-i mean he hasn't.
I m-- I mean...

Who is
this principal brown?

You are.
Shh!

[ Cellphone beeps ]
oh, uh, yes.

We're going to call the cops and
tell them we won't release you

Until our demands
are met.

Make the call,
mr. Rainbow.

I thought we were gonna
disguise my voice.

Um...
[ Sighs ]

All right.
[ Fizzle! ]

[ High-pitched voice ]
hello? Police?

We have taken control
of the school bus,

And you better do
what say,

[Normal voice]
or there'll be consequences.

Oh, sorry!
[ Fizzle! ]

[ High-pitched voice ]
or there'll be consequences!

Oh, come on,
alan.

You're telling me you don't even
recognize the balloon?

Wait,
I do recognize him.

Yeah?
I saw him in our house
last night.

Yeah?!
On tv.
"Elmore's most wanted."

[ Sighs ] it's just our parents
trying to teach us a lesson.

Like when my dad
tried to teach us

The dangers of texting
while walking.

Dad:
help me!

I've fallen down
this manhole

Because I was texting
while walking!

Darwin, you can't seriously
be scared of these guys!

Of course I am.

They're
criminal masterminds.

I just think
it would be fun.

I've never been
in a hovercraft.

No! We should ask
for a private jet.

They always ask
for a private jet.

Could it be
a private hovercraft?

[ Cellphone beeps ]
we need
to ask for money.

How much?
It doesn't matter.

The police know
this is all fake.

See?
They're not scary.

You're right.

We just need a leader
to reason with them.

Someone brave.
[ Clears throat ]

Someone who's not afraid
to look the enemy in the eye.

[ Clears throat ]

Someone who laughs
in the face of danger.

[ Clears throat,
laughs, coughs ]

I would say you, gumball,
but you're obviously sick.

Maybe leslie.
No, me!
I'll do it!

Oh, but hovercrafts are --
hmm?

Uh, dad?
It's mr. Pink!

Fine. Mr. Pink.
I know it's you, dad.

Uh...i've never heard of
this "dad" of whom you speak.

I'm just
a criminal.

How did I become a criminal,
you ask?

I didn't ask.

I suppose it all started
when I was years old

And skipped
a math class.

Uh-huh.
And for this crime,

The punishment
was harsh and swift.

I spent years in juvie,
then years inside,

Then years
on the run,

Then years
back in the big house,

Then a further
in solitary.

That makes you .
It doesn't add up.

[ Laughing ]
well, I wouldn't know

'Cause I skipped
that math class.
Sure.

So, I assume you all
ended up in a life of crime

Through
skipping school?

Yes.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Well, uh,
my tragic story starts

On the right side
of the tracks,

But, boy,
it sure doesn't stay there.

Yeah, yeah.
We get it.

But I learned
the whole thing.

Don't I get to --
ohh.

See?
I told you.

It's a load of hooey.
[ Sirens wailing ]

Take the wheel
and get me closer!

Closer.

Closer.

Closer.

We are willing --

Okay,
too close.

We are willing
to meet your demands!

I'll throw the money over
in three, two, one!

[ Siren chirps ]

[ Man screaming ]

That one's gonna hurt
the taxpayer.

Control,
we need another million dollars.

Dispatcher:
they doubled their demands?

Uh, uh, yeah, they doubled
their demands. Eh...

Wow. They're really
going big on this.

If only they responded this fast
to real crimes.

Officer:
where do you want the money?

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Leave the million dollops
of unmasked bulls

On the cold
desert toad.

What? What?!

Oh, sorry.
Autocorrect.

Leave the million dollars
of unmarked bills

On the old
desert road.

All units fall back.
Ahead of second drop-off.

Officer:
any sign of them, chief?

I'm cooking
out here.

Officer # :
they're on their way.

Make the drop.

♪

Okay,
you hold on to me,

And I'll reach out
and grab the briefcase.

Maybe we should switch!

♪

Did you get it?
Mm-hmm.

Okay,
we have the money.

Now, we don't want to see
any red lights

Between here
and the airport.

♪

[ Siren wailing ]
they're heading
for the airport!

We got
to take them down!
[ Splat! ]

[ Tires screech ]

♪

[ Siren wails ]

♪

[ All gasp ]

Wait, this wasn't
supposed to be real money!

It was just a trick
to teach the kids a lesson.

Well, I guess the lesson
you've actually taught

Is that crime
does pay.

Well-done, chaps.
You've done good.

Get 'em!
[ All yelling ]

Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!

[ Chomp! ]
We got 'em!

Kind of.

And now to reveal
their true identities.

[ All gasp ]

They were our parents
all along?!

Really?

You got me.
It's true.

I am
richard watterson's...

Evil twin brother!

Give it up,
dad.

We just
wanted to teach you

That skipping school
isn't cool or exciting.

By involving us a
in a million-dollar

High-speed police chase,
which is probably the most cool

Or exciting thing
we've ever done?

Yes, but we thought
it was all going to be pretend.

[ Gasps ]
hang on.

If the money's genuine
and the cops are for real,

Does that mean
this is a real --

Bada-boom!
[ All screaming ]

Whose insane idea
was this?

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Stick to the pan
or everyone dines.

Man:
darn autocorrect!

Stupid thing
never works.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Gasps ] rob?

Oh, now you remember
my name.

It's dr. Wrecker
to you,

And yes,
this whole thing was my idea.

All I had to do was suggest
the plan to principal brown,

Make sure the police
thought it was real,

And switch the briefcase
for something a little more,

Shall we say,
expl*sive.
But why?!

Because i...am...
Your...nemesis!

And also
for the money.

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

Sorry. It's kind of hard
to keep your eyes on the road

When there's
a crucial plot twist happening

In the back of your --

[ Horn blaring ]

The money!

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Tires screech ]

Wow!
These guys are pros!

They must have
one heck of a wheelman!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Little lower!

[ Siren wails ]

Aah!

[ Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ]

Aaaaah!

[ Sirens wailing ]

[ All gasp ]

♪

[ Zoom! Zoom!
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Alarm beeps ]

[ Both grunting ]

Go, go, go!

[ Plunk! ]
You're under arrest!

[ Grunts ]
it wasn't us, it was him!

[ Both grunting ]

[ Yawns ]

Huh?! Aaah!

[ All screaming ]

Gumball!

[ Grunting ]
thanks, man!

Fighting on
the wing of a plane

Is way more fun
than math class!

This isn't
supposed to be fun!

Wait, what? Then -- then why
are you doing this?

Because I'm a villain!
What choice do I have?

Oof!

All I've got on my résumé
is laughing maniacally,

Monologuing
about evil plans,

And a major
in canadian history.

I can't exactly
go into catering.

And now,
gumball watterson,

Prepare to be wrecked!

[ Sirens chirp ]

[ Tires screech ]

Oh, officer,
help me!

He's got
a ticking briefcase!

Oh,
come on.

These are professional
law enforcers.

As if
they're gonna fall --

You're coming
with us!

[ Grunting ]
no! No, wait!

No, no, not him.
The other one.

Ugh.
It's too late now!

He's got away
with the money.

No, he hasn't.
That's the money.

It's got
my teeth marks in it.

Aah, we got
the money back.

He got away, but my shift ends
in five minutes,

So shall we say
case closed?

But if this
is the money,

Doesn't that mean
that dr. Wrecker has the --

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Yelling ]

Well, there's only one thing
left to say.

You are --
I know,
I know.

I'm wrecked.

I was gonna say
you're under arrest.

Oh, yes.
That makes more sense.

[ Upbeat music plays ]