02x10 - Kei Shirogane Can't Speak/Miyuki Shirogane Wants to Dance/Kobachi Osaragi Wants to cr*ck Down/Miyuki Shirogane's

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Shirogane is having a nervous breakdown...

...because Kaguya is still avoiding him.

His sister suspects...

...her brother is in love.

--Hey. --Hmph.

She ignores him as if she doesn't care,

but she has to resist the temptation to grill him for details.

Why? Because Kei Shirogane...

...is in her rebellious teenager phase!

"THREE DAYS EARLIER"

"THREE DAYS EARLIER" Kei...

"KEI SHIROGANE CAN'T SPEAK" You promised not to drink juice at dinner.

"MUNCH MUNCH" Munch Munch. Munch Munch. Munch Munch.

Don't be a picky eater. Have your green peppers, too.

"GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"

"GRUMBLE GRUMBLE" You're done already?

When you're done eating, you say "Thank you for the meal" and put your dishes in the sink--

Get off my back!

The Shirogane Family!

The father doesn't have a steady job,

and they live in an apartment that costs , yen a month

and is a -minute walk from Sangenjaya Station.

The mother ran off with her lover, and their father's factory went bust.

"PROMISSORY NOTE" "SEIZURE" The Shirogane Family has overcome numerous hardships.

"HURRY UP!" Brother!

"GRUMBLE GRUMBLE" But Kei feels that her overprotective big brother treats her like a child.

"NAG NAG" She has grown hostile toward her brother.

"BLAH BLAH" This makes him reprimand his impertinent sister even more.

And thus, their communication is in a continuous downward spiral!

But now, Kei is dying to know the details of her brother's romantic life.

Her curiosity is k*lling her.

But if she's too insistent...

What? Give me all the juicy details!

This girl could become my sister-in-law, right?

Brother! Brother! Brother! Brother!

...she'll appear too fond of her brother!

To Kei, that would be humiliating.

"TA-DA" To Kei, that would be humiliating.

The problem is, how can she force her brother to spill his guts without betraying herself?

She relies on her superior brain to cast about for a solution.

What's this?

"She loves me, she loves me not"? That's creepy.

Grilling via verbal abuse!

Do you have a broken heart?

Tell me how you got dumped.

Shut up. Leave me alone.

Honeys, I'm home.

Dad...

Welcome home.

Hi.

What's this? "She loves me, she loves me not"?

Miyuki, do you have a crush on someone?

"PUMP"

No, it's not like that.

Well...

...tell me about it.

It's a father's duty to listen to his son's problems.

I'm your sugar daddy.

You don't even know what that means, so never say it again.

Okay, I'll tell you.

I thought things were going pretty well with this one girl,

but she's been avoiding me recently.

She's been hanging out and talking normally with another guy I know, though.

Does she hate me now or is it something else?

I don't know how she feels.

What's with that face?

Listening to genuine romantic troubles is tougher than I imagined.

If you're mocking me, then forget I said anything!

Hold on there.

My own wife has been avoiding me for more than seven years now,

and I suspect she's been making time with a younger man, so I know how you feel.

Would you not bring your relationship into this?

Accept reality and sign the divorce papers already!

For better or worse, I still have feelings for my wife.

Come to think of it, you've got the sports festival coming up, don't you?

Listen, Miyuki. Girls go wild over boys who run fast in the races.

That's your chance to show off.

This isn't grade school!

Never mind!

Nobody understands how I feel!

Wait, Brother.

If a girl you have a good vibe with is avoiding you,

it's still possible that she likes you.

How so?

You often hear about people who want to have normal conversations,

but they're too embarrassed to be able to do it. Give her a little more time.

It's a common thing?

Thanks, that's food for thought.

No big.

I'm going to take a bath.

In the end, who was I talking to?

President...

Can we walk to the student council room together?

Yeah, of course.

Today's battle result...

Shirogane wins.

"She could be my future sister-in-law, too..."

♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪

♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪

♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

Nice move at the end, right?

You lied to me!

"GRRR GRRR" You lied again! You're a liar!

That wasn't dancing!

That was someone writhing in agony to the b*at of a drum!

I felt like an exorcist!

"RESEMBLES" I felt like an exorcist!

"Soran," a Japanese folk song!

The second-year students are going to do the soran dance for the sports festival.

Shirogane was confident.

Easy-peasy!

Seeing that made Fujiwara worry.

The truth turned out to be a nightmare.

So, as usual, she's coaching him.

"DEMON" So, as usual, she's coaching him.

How was that?

"MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO DANCE" You're still not there.

"MIYUKI SHIROGANE WANTS TO DANCE" You're only imitating the example, not expressing anything yourself.

Listen, the folk song "Soran" was how fishermen prayed for a good catch.

Comprehending the beauty of men living on the sea!

The feelings of fish as they strive not to be eaten!

And more than anything, the feeling of the net as it gets dragged in!

I can't comprehend that!

You'll never be a professional dancer if you can't understand that!

When did the goal switch to becoming a pro?

As long as I've got the moves down, more or less.

More or less?

"GROWLLLL"

I'm at the end of my rope!

Why do I have to coach someone incompetent like you every single time?

I'm done with it! If you ever need help with anything else, please don't ask me!

"STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM"

It must've been stressful coaching me every time.

I'll try to do this on my own without relying on Fujiwara.

The feeling of a net...

The feeling of being dragged in...

President...

Are you practicing the soran dance?

I'm no expert, but I can teach you a little.

Touching President's body...

You, Shinomiya?

Yes.

For example, the "Heave-ho" part...

You stick out your chest like this.

With your hips... It looks better if you lower them to about here.

I see.

Also...

"HUH? (LOL)"

Hold on there!

"(LOL)"

She's teaching you? How to dance?

"(LOL)" She's teaching you? How to dance?

Yes!

Kaguya has danced on a stage before!

Let me take a load off!

By all means, continue.

Are you angry, Fujiwara?

Why would I be angry?

If anything, I'm impressed at the speed with which you exchanged one teacher for another.

Please, continue.

Dance is a series of beautiful moves that are connected to each other beautifully.

Each movement should be performed conscientiously.

She doesn't get it.

Miss Fujiwara, did you say something?

Nothing important.

The form of your fingertips...

Your gaze...

If you faithfully copy the model...

So, you just have to copy!

What's that?

Do you have a problem with my style of teaching?

Not at all. Well...

The soran dance has a kind of raw feeling to it.

I'm not sure about just trying to copy that.

Unless you put your heart and soul into it, maybe it's not the same thing!

Vague things like souls are unnecessary.

The important thing is making your body efficiently learn the right choreography.

After all, you can't understand the dancer's intentions and expressions.

The audience will be moved all on their own

if the dancer faithfully and beautifully executes the moves.

You're wrong!

The quality of the dance and the display is important,

but in the end, a presentation without love will make everyone unhappy!

If you don't teach President the fun of expressing yourself,

you're not doing anything for him!

I'll teach President!

Stop blathering on!

I won't let you have President!

I won't let you have the soran!

Don't take him away from me!

He doesn't belong to you!

Echizen Ooka, renowned magistrate of Edo,

commanded two women who claimed to be the mother of a child

to play tug-of-w*r with his body.

Ooka determined that the woman who let go first when

the child was in pain was worthy of being his parent.

But in this custody battle, neither of them are willing to let Shirogane go!

Ow! Ow!

Let go of me!

This is how a net feels!

♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪

That's it!

What a marvelous soran dance!

"FWISH"

"FWISH" Today's battle result...

--Shirogane wins. --♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

--He understood how a fishing net feels when it's being pulled in! --♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

♪ Soran! Soran! Soran! Soran! ♪

"The feeling of a fishing net..." ♪ Soran! Soran! Soran! Soran! ♪

I'm Kobachi Osaragi, a member of the Disciplinary Committee.

"KOBACHI OSARAGI (GREAT BUDDHA)" The kanji for Osaragi means "Great Buddha."

"KOBACHI OSARAGI (GREAT BUDDHA)" Remember my name.

The goal of the Disciplinary Committee

is to support a chaste and righteous school environment.

Our main duty is cracking down on students who break the school rules.

"KOBACHI OSARAGI WANTS TO cr*ck DOWN"

"KOBACHI OSARAGI WANTS TO cr*ck DOWN" However...

Oh, Miko!

A member of the Disciplinary Committee has appeared!

If you roll or higher, you successfully avoid them!

Come on!

Yes! ! You evaded the Disciplinary Committee!

--Yay! Yay! Yay!

--You haven't evaded me. --Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay!

Members of the Board Game Club, what are you doing?

Can't you tell?

A Shuchiin RPG board game.

--We're doing our best to defeat an ancient dragon that sleeps in the old school building,

--Students who have transcended the rules are the most troublesome. --We're doing our best to defeat an ancient dragon that sleeps in the old school building,

--Students who have transcended the rules are the most troublesome. --so you should give us your support.

I don't fully understand, but as long as you don't cause a disturbance--

All right, let's use the time-and-space warp capsule!

Fail!

Saitama has been destroyed.

Annoying...

Fujiwara lacks common sense.

You shouldn't talk!

Unfortunately, you can't confiscate my game console.

I'm directly under the student council room. The land is owned by the alumni association.

Territory that's exempt from school rule jurisdiction.

Oh, is that right?

Then, if you take one step outside of that space, I can confiscate your device.

Miko and Ishigami hate each other.

--Which suggests that there's some kind of bond between them, --At least let me save it! You don't know how difficult it was to defeat that guy!

--so I'll amend that statement. --At least let me save it! You don't know how difficult it was to defeat that guy!

Miko and Ishigami don't get along well.

That guy never learns his lesson.

I hear he has no one to talk to,

so he tries to get Iino to pay attention to him.

That's creepy.

The first-year female students loathe Ishigami.

In his third year of middle school, Ishigami stalked a girl that he liked...

...and assaulted her boyfriend. Or so the rumor goes.

Ishigami never gave his side of the story.

As a result, he was suspended.

The girl transferred to another school,

and the att*cks on Ishigami in the name of vengeance for her have never stopped.

Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!

And yet...

Hooray! Hooray! Team Red! Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!

--Fiery red that lights up the heart! Fever! Fever!

--I'm surprised you can even come to school and act so nonchalant. --Fiery red that lights up the heart! Fever! Fever!

--I'm surprised you can even come to school and act so nonchalant. --Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Red!

--After what happened, a normal person would... --Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Red!

--Do I look like it doesn't bother me? --Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Red!

Hooray! Hooray! Team Red! Hooray! Hooray! Team Red!

Fiery red that lights up the heart! Fever! Fever!

Aim for victory! Let's go, Team Ted!

The Yu Ishigami I've observed is someone who's socially awkward...

"CHALLENGER" ...but who hates the irrational.

Miko and Ishigami have a lot in common.

The decision to keep Ishigami from advancing to the high school division is going overboard!

As a member of the Disciplinary Committee, I officially protest!

This is an interesting conversation.

What's the matter?

The two of them really don't get along.

All right, let's take a break!

Leader...

Yes?

About one of your first-years, Ishigami...

I don't think he joined the Cheerleading Squad as a joke, so...

You don't have to tell me that. I've noticed.

It's okay. Leave it to us.

Well,

as a member of the Disciplinary Committee, it's my duty to keep students

on the pure and correct path at school.

"ENTRANCE" "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S DAD WANTS TO FIND OUT"

"ENTRANCE" "MIYUKI SHIROGANE'S DAD WANTS TO FIND OUT" ♪ Heave-ho! Heave-ho! ♪

♪ Soran! Soran! ♪

I'm fast on my feet thanks to delivering newspapers.

And I've mastered the soran dance!

Nothing can stop me today!

There's nothing that can embarrass m--

Lookin' good, Miyuki!

My sports festival...

...is over.

That was the second-year students' soran dance!

Dad, what are you doing here?

I had nothing better to do.

Get a job!

Did you take pictures of the dance?

Yeah, I got some really nice sh*ts.

So, you can act like a real father--

Dirty old man!

Hold on! I asked him to get a sh*t of my daughter.

Your daughter?

Then, you're...

"BOW BOW" Treasurer Fujiwara's father?

"BOW BOW" Nice to meet you. I'm Miyuki Shirogane, the president of the student council.

"BOW BOW" I'm Daichi Fujiwara.

"BOW BOW" Nice to meet you.

Your son is very well-mannered.

He must have had a fine upbringing.

No, he's still very much a child.

For example, his hair down there has only recently started to sprout--

Shinomiya?

"SQUEEZE SQUEEZE" I can't let Shinomiya meet my dad!

"SQUEEZE SQUEEZE" No good could come of it!

Hey, did you know that our co-op's curry buns are superb?

I hardly get out this way, so I should probably sample them while I'm here.

Yes!

"TEAM RED" Hooray!

"TEAM RED" Team Red!

"TEAM WHITE"

"TEAM WHITE" Why am I the only one?

Team White, do your best!

Good luck!

I want to cheer for President.

President, you can do it!

He's so fast!

Wow!

So, that's the president of the student council, huh?

I bet he's trying desperately not to let anyone see what an incapable loser he is.

I can't let that comment slide.

President Shirogane is just the person this academy needs as its representative.

I'm Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice president of the student council.

So, I would know President better than you.

Shinomiya...

Oh, I get it.

In that case, Shinomiya...

Would you tell me about Miyuki Shirogane?

I'd be glad to!

President has the best grades in the academy.

That's all he's got going for him.

He was elected as the student council president!

Out of only a few candidates, right?

He has well-defined eyes!

A genetic gift from one of his parents, huh?

Anyway, President is a wonderful person! Why can't you understand that?

You have interesting reactions.

But I already know everything you told me.

What is he to you, Kaguya Shinomiya?

What is he to me?

I used to think there weren't any good people in this world.

That's why whenever President acted like a good person,

I tried to expose the ugly scheme that I assumed was behind his actions.

But I never could find any evidence of that.

Eventually, I admitted defeated and acknowledged that people like President really did exist.

After that, I started to realize there were also

a surprising number of selfless acts in the world.

The way I saw things changed a bit.

So, I'm grateful to President.

So much that I'd like to thank his parents for raising him like that.

And are you romantically interested in Miyuki?

Wh-Why should I talk about that with a perfect stranger?

Because I really want to know.

If you had to love him or hate him, which would you choose?

Do you imagine getting married to him in the future?

Well, do you?

This line of questioning is just embarrassing me!

Do you recognize that your evasion of an answer is the answer itself?

Enough! Who are you anyway?

You're still here?

Shinomiya...

President...

Do you know this gentleman?

Um...

I've never met him in my life.

Hello. I'm Miyuki's dad.

You knew who I was all along?

Naturally.

President...

You have such a delightfully mischievous father!

Do I?

Old man!

What did you do to Shinomiya?

Hang in there, Leader!

Go, Kazeno!

You can do it, Leader!

Ishigami! You're really fast!

Thanks.

Leader and Ishigami, keep it up!

You can do it!

"EASY TO UNDERSTAND CORRELATION DIAGRAM BETWEEN KAGUYA AND THE SHIROGANE FAMILY"