01x09 - Dollhouse Drama/The Justice Friends: Krunk's Date/The Big Cheese

[bunniefuu]

Excellent! This subject
is perfectly preserved.

Where is the next experiment,
computer?

Computer:
In quadrant , Dexter.

Dexter: Thank you.

Things have been going
very smoothly today,
huh, computer?

Computer: Yes, Dexter.
All systems are operating

at optimum efficiency.

Optimum efficiency.

[Brakes squeal]

We have never operated
at optimum efficiency.

Computer,
initiate standard scan

for Dee Dee-like
life forms.

I can find no indication
that your sister is
in the laboratory, Dexter.

This does not make
any sense.

Why isn't
she bothering me?

Ooh! What a wonderful new Dolly
I found!

I'll name you Dexter,

and you will play
the ugly beast

who can be changed
into a prince

by the beautiful darbie
and her magic kiss.

Dexter is very shy
because he is so ugly,

but darbie thinks
Dexter is cute,

so they got married...
Dexter...So cute...

Dexter...dexter...dexter...

She is plotting
something against me.

Lucky I brought
my handy-dandy portolab.

Hmm...

Aha!

My shrink-ray is
the perfect machine
for the job.

Computer:
The shrink-ray
has been known

to make the subject's
imagination run wild.

The loss of size
causes a loss
of perspective.

You may lose touch
with reality.
It is advised--

blah, blah, blah.
I must shrink down

so I can sneak
under Dee Dee's door

and discover what
she is plotting.

All right, Dexter.
You have one hour

till
miniaturization ends

and you must exit
from Dee Dee's room.

Can't make anything out
from this angle.

Perhaps if I were
to climb to the top

of that tall
skyscraper...

No! Not a tall building!

Just a pile
of building blocks.

Must stay focused.

Dexter: Whoa!

Dexter!

All right, kid,
reveal your evil scheme,

or I shall have to
force it out of you.

Did you come over
to play dolls with me?

Dolls? Dolls?
What are you talking about?

Dexter, meet darbie,
Ben, and Dexter.

Dexter?

Focus! Focus!

You mean all you
have been doing
is playing dolls?

Of course, silly.
What else?

And now we begin

another
dramatic episode

ofdollhouse drama.

The role of Dexter--

Dee Dee,
I am far too busy.

The role of Dexter
will be played by Dexter!

As this episode begins,

Dexter is happily
eating his breakfast.

Eat your breakfast,
Dexter!

My breakfast is
a nonremovable sticker.

Although I am kind
of hungry.

Dexter is joined
by his beautiful wife darbie.

Dexter. Dexter.

Darbie: Dexter,

aren't you going to
kiss your blushing
bride good morning?

Ok.

Dee Dee: Oh, dear.
Look at the time.

You must hurry, or you'll
be late to the lab.

Mustn't be late!

But Dexter has forgotten
his briefcase.

Oh, honey,
I forgot my--

Dee Dee: Dexter is shocked
to find his wife

in the arms
of his best friend Ben.

Unhand my wife,
you rat!

Wow! What a great episode!

Uh-oh!

Darbie, how could you
do this to me?

Is there some reason,

some explanation?

Your silence
says it all.

Good-bye, darbie!

[Dee Dee crying]

They were
my favorite couple.

Start, darn it!
Start!

Dee Dee: Vroom!
Vroom! Brrrr!

How could I have been
so blind, so stupid,

so out of touch
with reality?

Vroom! Vroom!

Dexter drives
to lookout point

and tries
to figure things out.

Ah, lookout point.

The view from up here
always relaxes me.

[Ghostly voice]
Dexter!

Uh, who are you?

It's the ghost
of your first love.

You must
forgive darbie

or risk losing her
like you did me.

I will. I will.
I promise I will.

I must hurry home!

Vroom! Vroom!

Screeeech!

Dee Dee: Darbie is in the arms
of Dexter's evil twin brother.

Oh! Dexter,
I didn't know.

I thought
it was you. I--

I don't blame you,
darbie.

This dirt-bag's been
plaguing me my whole life.

Dee Dee: Dexter has broken
his brother into pieces.

Nothing will ever
tear us apart again.

Dexter! Look what
you've done!

I'm telling mom!

[Door slams]

What have I done?

No, darbie!

I cannot let it
end this way.

And then you know
what he did?

Oh, all right,
all right, dear.

Dexter!

Dexter, what have
I told you about--

shh!

It's ok, my sweet.
Go back to sleep.

You need your rest.

The justice friends--

of earth's
mightiest heroes

joining forces
under one roof

to face the challenge
of everyday life.

Starring major glory...

Valhallen...

And the infragible krunk

in...

Rarggh!

So, it's battle
you want, is it?

Then the justice friends
will be happy to oblige you,

comrade red.

Ah, major glory,
it is time

my most powerful comrades
and I are showing you

who will be big boss
of entire world.

First, we will
be crushing you.

Then we shall be ruling
all that we are seeing.

Now say hello to your
old friend living b*llet.

Well, well,
living b*llet,
world's fastest man.

Long time no see.

Good to see you again,
major glory. Thanks
for showing up.

Hey, anything for my
old college roomie.

So, how are
the wife and kids?

My work keeps me away a lot.
Here's some photos.

Back to the fray,
as they say.

Valhallen,
I'll handle
comrade red.

Major glory:
You subdue that
large female.

Valhallen:
Righteous.

Krunk get
sucker punched.

No one
sucker punch krunk!

Krunk--huh?

Huh? Shiny head,
who pretty lady?

Never seen her before.
Ask major glory.

He's a bit
of a nosy Nancy.

Krunk ask flag man.

Flag man.

Oh, hi, krunk.

What name of lady?

Any special reason
you want to know?

Well, uh...

Aw, does little krunky-wunky
have a little crushy-wushy?

Oh, come on.
Cut it out.

Well, in the name
of good old American romance,

I suppose
I could ask around.

Now, I am going to
ask you a simple question.

My large friend has his
subintelligent bloodshot eyes
set on that large female.

What is her name?

Talk!

My comrades and I
call her she thing.

She thing?

She beautiful.

Krunk in love.

Good luck,
my love-struck friend.

Krunk must get
to know she thing.

Rairr!

Hello there.
My name krunk.

Me couldn't
help notice
you purple, too.

She thing don't
notice krunk.

Taketh my advice,
infragible one.

Babes love flowers.

Flowers?

Errarr!

Oh, uh, pardon me.

Krunk bring she thing
beautiful bouquet.

She thing play hard to get.

Fraggin' flowers!

Valhallen, look!
Over there!

Isn't that cute?
He's bringing her candy.

Aw!

Maybe krunk
should defend
she thing's honor.

Valhallen: Yo, krunkage,
wilt thou lend a hand?

Yellow-hair
bother you?

What?

Allow krunk.

Huh?

Krunk say poem
for lady.

Uh...krunk--roses,
um...clouds...

Uh...

The end.

She thing like to
get to know krunk better.

Ok.

Ha ha ha!
You funny.

[Screaming]

Krunk love way she thing
pound krunk's teammate.

She thing love way
krunk pummels
she thing's teammate.

Aah!

Krunk love way
she thing's eyes bulge
when she thing screams.

She thing love the way
krunk lift heavy things.

Krunk want always
to be with she thing.

She thing want always
to be with krunk.

Always?
Always!

No.

Yes!

Do svedania,
comrade.

Aah!

What wrong,
honey bunny?

Oh, krunk. See what
stupid fighting do?

Now she thing
nail broken!

Which one?

Now she thing
look hideous!

No one make krunk's
girlfriend look hideous.

Aaaaahh!

Krunk will smash
everyone!

I get the feeling
he's upset.

This doth stink
greatly.

Well done, krunk.

You know,
for a moment there,

I thought they actually
stood a chance.

Now we can
safely turn it over

to the proper
authorities.

Krunk say good-bye
to she thing?

Well, I suppose.
But don't stay
too long.

Remember, we have
autographs to sign.

Krunk write letters
to she thing?

But krunk can't write.

It ok. She thing
can't read.

That reminds me--
got to get home
to Mrs. b*llet

and the little
leadheads.

Thanks, major glory.

Anything for an old friend.

It's the American way.

Cool costume.

Not as cool as mine.

She thing promise
to break out of jail
and smash many things

so krunk will catch
she thing.

Aw, cheer up,
krunk.

There's still
plenty of other fish
in the sea.

Krunk no like fish.

Well, krunk, at least
you still have us.

Krunk suddenly have a craving
for sea bass.

I, the evil mathmagician,
shall capture all the children

and force them
to do homework forever!

Just then...

Major glory!

You asked for it.

Ah, ah. No v*olence
in schools.

You're right.
But there is one way
to stop you.

No! Not justice fruit pies,
a delicious treat you'd
have to be crazy to hate.

I give up.

Thanks, major glory.

Don't thank me--
thank fustic
fruit fies.

What?

I said,
fon't fank--oh!

Ha ha ha!

Computer: Password
identification, please.

Star wars.

Good evening, computer.

Put me on-line
to this evening's agenda.

Computer: First,
there's studying

for your French
examination tomorrow,

and secondly, you're scheduled
to break the DNA code.

Some things
are a little more important

than French class,
computer.

Dexter:
Aquatic nutrification.

Computer:
Completed and noted,

but be advised that
you still haven't studied
for your French test,

and it's almost bedtime.

I told you, some things
are more important

than French class,
computer!

Kids! Bedtime!

Hmm.

Hey, who needs to study?

Withmy
I can learn while I sleep.

Computer, which
genius invention of mine

shall I use to achieve
the desired effect?

Computer: Well,
I don't know, Dexter.
You're

this is true.

So, now bring me
the subconscious discographic
hypnotator,

and don't give me no lip.

Heh heh heh!

Record:
Bonjour, bonjour.
I am Jean-Pierre.

And I am Sophie.

We'll be your tutors
for this lesson today.

We'll start
with breakfast items.

Cheese omelet.

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

[Record skipping]

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

Good morning, Dexter.

Omelette du fromage.

Morning, poophead.

Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du--

[sweetly]
Hmm. Dexter?

What's my name?

[Whispers]
Omelette du fromage.

That's all you can say!

That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!

That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!

All right, class.

I've boiled the entire
curriculum of the year
down to one question,

so take your time
and watch your grammar,

'cause this one
really

Omelette du fromage?

Ok now. A train traveling
at watts from england

by the circumference
of the city of Wisconsin

terminated an airspeed
to ground rate ratio.

In what city in France
would the trains collide?

Does anyone have any ideas
on this one?

Dexter.

Uh...
Omelette du fromage?

Hey, hey! That's right.
The city of omelette du fromage.

That's all you can say!

That's all
you can say!

Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du fromage!

What
you say?

Omelette du fromage?

Oh, Dexter!
Dexter!

French is
the language
of love.

Oh, say it
again, Dexter.

Omelette du fromage.

Ohh!

Hey, Dexter!
You talking to our girls?

Omelette du fromage!

Omelette du...Fromag.

Hey, whoa! Slow down, buddy.
I didn't know it was
like that, man.

In the French language,
how do you say cheese omelet?

Omelette du fromage.

Host: Right again!
The biggest winner of all time.

♪ Omelette du fromage

[Cheering]

Omelette du fromage!

[Cheering]

Reporter: Dexter! Dexter,
can we get a statement?

Omelette.

Computer: Password
identification.

Omelette du fromage.

Access denied.

Omelette du--

access denied.

Omelette du fromage!

Access denied.

Be advised: Complete
computer memory core
meltdown engaged.

All active experiments
will be terminated
and demolecularized.

Laboratory
will self-destruct

in seconds
and counting.

Omelette du fromage!

[Crying]

... ...

... ...

Dee Dee: That's all
you can say!

That's all
you can say!

That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!

That's all you can say!

Enter at
your own peril,

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens...

♪ in Dexter's
lab ♪