01x12 - The Justice Friends: Bee Where?/Mandarker

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dexter's Laboratory". Aired: April 27, 1996 – November 20, 2003.*
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01x12 - The Justice Friends: Bee Where?/Mandarker

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[Birds singing]

At last! The first day
of school has come!

Woman:
Hello, Dexter!

Hello,
Mrs. Wolfberg.

Man: Hey, Dexter.

Hello.

Man: Welcome back, Dexter.

Woman: Good to have you
back, Dexter.

Man: Well, class.
Welcome to the new year.

So let's get
right into it. Uh, yes?

The answer
is hydrogen.

Why, yes, that is
the correct answer

to the question
I was about to ask.

Oh, I almost forgot.
I wanted to introduce
our new student.

Will you come up here,
please, son?

Class, say hello
to Mr. Astronomanov.

Please, sir,
call me mandark!

Excuse me, sir,
but may I please
relocate myself

to a closer location
to the board

so I can achieve
the optimum effect
of your education?

Go ahead, mandark.

This location will be
quite adequate.

Yes, Dexter,
ican

and Iam
than you.

This is your principal.

Welcome to
the new year, students.

Let the studies begin!

Write an essay
on what you did
this summer vacation.

Finished.

Done.

Man: Who wrote
the bill of rights?

Thomas Jefferson.

What is the name
of Neptune's moon?

Triton.

What kind
of triangle has--

isosceles, gastrozooid,
the medulla oblongata.

That's incredible!

No!

I am sorry, my mentor!

I have failed you!

[Sobbing]

Mandark:
Hey, Dexter.

Some kid told me
you have a laboratory.

A laboratory?

Dexter, your lab--
it is the one thing
he does not have,

and it will still
make you the smartest
one of all.

Go ahead.
Show him your lab.

Welcome!
And be amazed

at the world
of Dexter's
laboratory!

[Yawn]

Very cute, Dexter.
Very cute.

Now let me show you
a real scientific
facility.

Welcome to
my laboratory!

Laboratory!

Laboratory!

As you can plainly
see, Dexter,

this facility
accommodates

every aspect of science
known to man.

Thank you.

So for you to continue
to waste precious energy

with your little lab
would be scientifically unsound,

and so I leave you
with choices--

either you become my lackey
or shut down your lab

and discontinue any further
experiments here on in.

The choice is yours.

Good-bye, Dexter!

[Woman's voice]
Dexter? What are you
doing, Dexter?

Dexter: Good-bye,
my love.

[Voice slowing down]
Good-bye, Dexter.

No!

Sir, we're reading
a complete shutdown
from Dexter's lab.

Our power levels are
at optimum efficiency.

Excellent! Heh heh!
Excellent!

Heh heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh!

[Dexter sobbing]

Oh, hello, Mr. Lavinski.

Humph!

Mrs. Cartwright.

Humph!

Mrs. Wolfberg.

Humph!

Look! There he is!

Hi, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter!

[Romantic
piano music playing]

Ohh!

Ohh!

Dexter!

What do you want?

Who is that?

Aw, that's just
my stupid sister Dee Dee.

Dee Dee!

Oh, what a heavenly
name the eternals
have blessed her with.

Dexter, please!
Set me up on a date with
that golden-haired angel

who graces our
undeserving school with
her infinite beauty!

No way. You don't
owe that jerk
any favors.

That's right.
He made you
shut down your lab.

He's right.

Yeah!

And besides,
Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,

and she would probably wreck
mandark's labora---

there, there, old palsy.
I'll fix you up.

You will?

Sure!

All you have
to do is...

[Whispering]

Hello!

Whoo! Candy!

There is more candy upstairs
if you desire, my love.

Hmm.

Ok.

Here you are, my dear.

So, Dee Dee, I heard
from a very reliable source

that you...

Like...

To...

Dance!

Dance?
I'd love to!

Mandark: Aah!

Robots, help!

Ahh!

A toast to my sweet
sister Dee Dee

for reuniting me
with my one true love!

[Woman's voice]
It's good to be
back, Dexter.

The justice friends--

of earth's
mightiest heroes!

Joining forces
under one roof

to face the challenge
of everyday life!

Starring major glory...

Val halland...

And the infragable krunk...

Inthe justice friends.

[Major glory humming
the star-spangled banner]

Aah! Bee!

Aah!

Bee!

Aah!

Bee-e-e!

Krunk: Hee hee!

Ah! Krunk love
flag man, too.

Krunk!

No!

Krunk, stop eating
that honey!

Don't you know
you're going to
attract more bees?!

Hee hee! Flag man funny.

Honey no attract bees.
Honey attract bears.

Bee! There's
a bee in my hair!

There's a bee
in my princely locks!

Dude, you got
to get it out!

Major glory: Get ahold
of yourself, man.

I'll locate the creature
using my X-ray vision.

Hmm.

I see several
foreign objects
within your tangled mane

but no evil bee.

Ha ha ha ha!

Krunk!

Liberty's torch,
krunk!

You narrowly escaped
with your purple hide
intact.

Bee no good?

No good?

Why, it's hideously
disgusting, krunk!

Bees buzz around
and annoy you

and then flit about

and then spread icky pollen
and make gooey honey

and sting you!

You want krunk
be afraid of bee?

Yes, man.Be

be very afraid.

Krunk not afraid
of buzzing bee.

Krunk smash.

Krunk catch scary bee!

Aah!

Bee sting krunk.

Krunk show bee!

I think we should
try something else.

Major glory: Pay attention.

It is a known fact that
bees love the outdoors.

Ergo, we open
all the windows.

The bee will fly right out.
Any questions?

Krunk go potty?

You are
a justice friend, mister.
You'll hold it!

To the windows!

Well-done,
val halland.

Window stuck.

We really must work
on his self-control.

Great stars!

What's wrong? He's just
going to fly right out
the window, right?

Major glory:
I'm such a fool!

Why? Because
of your costume?

No. Don't you see?

If the windows are open,
that means more of the devils
could just swoop right in.

We could be overrun!

But if the windows
are shut,

how do we
get rid of the bee
that's already here?

From sea to shining sea!
I see your point, man.

The answer lies
within the window itself.

By raising it
even just so much,

I create a doorway--
a doorway through which
more evil may enter,

and yet,
by sealing the portal,

I leave myself at bay
for the terror which has
already shown itself.

Am I not a champion?
Can I not find a solution?

Hmm. Maybe if I
put in a screen, eh?

We've lost
glory boy, krunk.

Looks like it's
up to you and me.

Yo, bee, heed the power
of my a*!

Whoa!

k*ller moves, bee!

Ah! Major glory,
do you solemnly
declare

that this window
shall be and forever
shall remain...

Closed?

Washington's wig!

Has anyone ever
come so close to death
only to emerge unscathed?

Val halland, speak to me!
Speak to me, boy!

No! No!

The life of a comrade
has been taken!

Uh, actually,
I think I'm ok.

I shall avenge you!

Aah! Fire!

Stop, drop, roll!
Stop, drop, roll!

Stop, drop, roll!
Stop, drop, roll!

Flag man do
funny dance.

Oh, krunk,
look at my uniform.

It's ruined--charred
beyond recognition.

Individually,
the bee has
defeated each of us.

However,
by banding together,

we shall form
the one force which
is unbeatable--

the justice frenzy!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Justice frenzy!
Justice frenzy!

Val halland...

Infragable krunk!

Justice friends...

Let's frenzy!

Whoa!

Hey!

Hang in there,
justice friends.

I think we've
just about got him!

No! Waaa!

This--this is
unheard of.

No villain has ever defeated
the justice frenzy!

There's only one thing
left to do!

Well, we certainly
showed that bee,

didn't we,
justice friends?

Yeah, totally
showed him.

Krunk: We really
showed him.

Want to see
my new dance?

No.

It's called
the fanciful
unicorn!

Girl, I have seen
better steps
on a ladder.

Oh, yeah?
Like you know
any dances, Dexter!

[Techno dance music playing]

Yes. It is called
the robot!

Word!

Grr!

[Sniff sniff]

Grrr!

Grrr!

Aah!

Heh heh heh heh!

What?

[Beeping]

Oh, boy!
[Sobbing]

Oh, it seems like
a lifetime has passed

since you sent your deadly agent
to destroy my lab, Dexter.

Yet i--mandark--
still cannot sleep.

You keep haunting me
and haunting me,

but I'll get you, Dexter.
I swear, I'll get you.

First and foremost,
class, I want to announce
the science fair coming up.

You all better
get cooking on a project

because I don't see why
I shouldn't just give
first prize to Dexter.

Am I right? Hee hee!

Thank you, Mr. Phillips.
You are all too kind.

Right back at ya!

But seriously, folks.

Winning these years
has not been an easy task.

What can I say?

My only hope is to forge ahead
and break new ground in
science.

Eeeh!

My gosh,
that was brilliant!

[Class cheering]

Mandark: That's enough!

That's enough! Look at all of
you and your foolish
worshiping.

And you, Mr. Phillips--
you should hold your tongue!

Oh, dear!

All you fools praising
a wannabe genius!

You know
he tricked his sister
into destroying my lab?




She was my one true love.

I don't have friends.
I don't play sports.

My lab was my whole life.
I have nothing now.

I just have my little
projects, you know,

and I am the genius
you should be acknowledging!

Therefore, I challenge Dexter
to a duel of the minds!

My science fair project
will be way better than yours!

Class: Ooh!

Very funny!

Dexter! Dexter!

What is it, Dee Dee?

I heard mandark
challenged you
to the science fair.

What are you
going to do?
Aren't you scared?

Whoa! Whoa, sis.
I ain't worried.
Are you kidding?

Mandark won't
have anything ready
by the end of the week.

He doesn't have
a laboratory, remember?

Yeah.

Besides,
I will just use

one of my old
throwaway inventions.

My scribbles! Heh heh!

They're
all quite brilliant.

Now please leave me alone
so I can be in peace.

I must look my best
for the fair.

Whatever.

Oh, what am I
going to do?

I have to devise something
fantastic for the fair.

Oh, but I'm so weary!

Aw, come on! Snap out of it!
I'm the best.

I'm going
to kick butt!

Whoa! Whoa!

[Cough cough]
What?

Yes!

Ah, jojo!

Yes! Heh heh heh heh!

Thank you, dark forces!

Oh, thank you!

Man: And now
for our final entry, Dexter--

-time champion--
will demonstrate his wizardry.

Thank you, friends.

It is good
to be back again.

Ladies and gentlemen,
without further ado,

I present
the robotic arm.

Audience: Ooh!

I say, this should
be interesting.

Audience: Whoa!

Audience: Yay!

Think of all
the pies I could make!

Dexter, I didn't
think you could do it,

but you've
outdone yourself
once again.

Congratulations,
old chap!

Just give me
the medal, ok?

And watch
the leather--
old chap.

Ha ha! That's what
I like about you,
Dexter--

right to the point.

Ahem!

Very well. It gives me
great honor to award you

with this year's
first place!

[Loud honk]

Aah! My clip-on
sunglasses!

[Honk]

Hold everything!
I--mandark--also have an entry.

[Gasp]

What the--

look at his clothes!

Who is that guy?

What? You can't
do that!

Well,
it is unusual,

but if he has
a valid entry,
we can't refuse.

And you seem
so enthusiastic,
little fellow.

Please carry on.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Gather round, all you mortals,
and behold the fury
you cannot deny.

And you won't be
disappointed, either.

This is
ridiculous!

Hee hee!

"Chim-chiminy-cheroo!"

Behold my interdimensional
beast-jojo!

Audience: Ooh!

Arggh!

[Screaming]

Cool!

Arggh!

[Screaming]

Jojo!

Dexter!

Dee Dee!
Mandark!

Dexter?

Mandark!

Dexter!

Mandark.

Dexter.

Aah!

Woo!

Woo!

Audience: Hooray!

Phew! Mandark!

Dexter.

Dexter!

Dee Dee!

Uh, Dexter!

Mandark, Dexter.

Mandark.

Dexter.

Mandark!

Dexter!

Mandark!

Dexter!

enter at
your own peril,
past the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while
things go boom
in Dexter's lab ♪
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