03x03 - Stormy Weather/The Sandman Sleeps

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-We interrupt this program to bring you

Courage the Cowardly Dog show!

- Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere
with her husband Eustace Bagge.

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-But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

- It's up to Courage to save his new home.
-(SCREAMING)

Stupid dog! You made me look bad!

-(EUSTACE YELLS)
-(COURAGE SCREAMS)

(SLURPING)

(WHINING)

-(THUNDER BOOMING)
- Huh?

(CRYING)

(GASPS)

Oh!

(GASPS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(BABBLING)

Oh, sweet doggy.

Fetch the ball,
you precious creature. Go ahead.

-(THUNDER BOOMING)
-(WHIMPERING)

Oh, isn't that lovely!

Courage, you've made a friend.

Please come in and have a cup of tea.

(BABBLING)

I'd love to.

(WIND BLOWING)

(HOWLING)

You know, Muriel, the life
of a goddess isn't always so heavenly.

No, I suppose
being a storm goddess isn't easy.

Oh, it's just...

I've lost my precious dog Duncan.

Oh' my...

I know just how you feel.

If I ever lost Courage,
I don't know what I'd do.

Actually, your dog reminds me of Duncan.

Isn't the resemblance uncanny?

Oh, yes. They look exactly alike.

I miss him so much. (SIGHS)

-(THUNDER CRACKING)
-(CLANGING)

My, we're getting a nice breeze today!

-(WIND HOWLING)
-(METAL CLANGING)

Oh, my!

(COURAGE WHINING)

So, where will you
be looking for your dog then?

You wouldn't mind if I take
Courage out for some air, would you?

(BABBLING)

(WIND CONTINUES HOWLING)

(STRAINING) No!

Well, actually I would mind.

Huh? Muriel, this place is a mess!

Clean it up!

-(WIND WHOOSHING)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Good doggy, sweet doggy.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Lousy dog.

Sitting at the table!

Don't be bashful, Courage.

After all, when supper's over,

your friend'll be leaving
and you'll never see her again.

I just can't imagine never
seeing my sweet Dunc...

Oh... Uh, Courage again.

Big deal.

I mean, he'll always be with me.

I understand.

We're terribly close.

Mmm-hmm.

No, you don't understand.

Blah, blah, blah. Argh!

I'm taking him with me!

I... I... I don't think so.

You can't have Courage!

He's my dog and that's that.

Hungry!

Ugh!

You'll have to go. Now!

Yes!

Not without my dog.

No!

.He's my dog-
.He's my dog-

Oh, no, he's mine.

(WIND WHOOSHING)

- Argh!
-(CRASHING)

The dog is mine.

No dinner, no nothing.

What's... Huh?

Oh! What the...

- Mine!
- Mine!

(CHUCKLING)

What, what, what are you...

(EXCLAIMING)

(CHUCKLING)

- Mine!
- Mine!

Ow'.!

(GRUMBLING)

MURIEL: Mine!
GODDESS: Mine!

- Mine!
- Mine!

Ahhh!

(GRUNTS)

Mine!

Mine!

Muriel!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(YELLING)

Mine!

Mine!

(WIND RUSTLING)

Hmm.

Ew!

Hey, I seen that dog.

Huh? Where? Where?

Take it easy! Take it easy!

He went down that sewer.

Oh... (SCREAMING)

- Oh!
-(WATER SPLASHING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Ooh!

(GRUNTS)

Duncan!

Duncan!

(ECHOES)

(GASPS)

(YELLING)

(GROANING)

MAN: Behold the God Bone.

But do not lick the God Bone.

For he who licketh the God Bone

shall liketh the God Bone,

and never cease from licking.

It's just that good.

(SLURPING)

(GASPS)

(SLURPING CONTINUES)

Duncan!

(STRAINING)

(GULPING)

-(SQUISHING)
-(POPPING)

(WHINING)

(SLURPING)

-(WIND HOWLING)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(STRAINING)

Must... Not... Lick!

(STRAINING)

-(CONTINUES STRAINING)
-(SQUEAKING)

(GIGG LING)

(GULPING)

(SCRAPING)

(RATTLING)

(GRUNTING)

Phew!

(SCREAMS)

(MOANS)

(GASPS)

(STRAINING)

- Mine!
- Mine!

(YELLING) Mine!

(SCREAMING) Mine!

- Mine...
-(WHISTLING)

Duncan!

Good doggy-

Oh, no!

You love that bone more than me!

(SOBBING) How could you?

Good doggy-

Sweet doggy-

Understanding doggy.

(BABBLING)

Hmm.

Mmm. Oh!

(YELLING) Mine!

(THUDDING)

Mmm. Mmm.

(GIGG LING)

Oh! Mmm.

-(SLURPING)
-(GROWLING)

Oh. (GIGGLING)

(BARKING)

Duncan!

Oh, Duncan, my Duncan,
you've come back to me.

Good doggy. sweet doggy.
understanding doggy.

Isn't it grand, Courage?

Everybody got what they wanted.

Mmm-hmm.

(LAUGHING)

(SLURPING)

(SNORING)

(WHINES)

-(SNORING CONTINUES)
- Argh!

(sum-nus)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(HOWLING)

MAN: Six hundred thirty-two thousand,
four hundred ninety-seven.

(SHEEP BLEATS)

Six hundred thirty-two thousand,
four hundred ninety-eight.

(SHEEP BLEATS)

Six hundred thirty-two thousand,
four hundred ninety-nine.

(SHEEP BLEATS)

I can't take it anymore!

-(CRASHING)
-(SHEEP BLEATING)

Why, why. why

Why, why. why

Go to sleep already, will ya!

I am the Sandman, the king of sleep.

I bring deep sandy sleep
to the world, and yet...

I can't sleep.

Ironic.

(DISTANT YAWNING)

Oh, the sounds of a world asleep.

If only I could join
this symphony of slumber.

(DISTANT SNORING)

Now, that's sleeping.

I'm getting me some.

Demigods.

(BLEATS)

(SNORING)

(MURIEL SNORING)

(WHINES)

-(SNORING CONTINUES)
-(GRUNTS)

Oh!

(GROANS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SNORING)

Slumber from mortal through mortal portal.

By the power of my sand,

slumber slip into my hand.

(YAWNING)

oh. yes!

Huh?

Oh, I can't sleep.

Courage, what are you doing, dog?

(GROWLING)

(BABBLING)

A cup of tea would be lovely.

(ROOSTER CROWING)

I can't understand it.

I usually sleep so well.

(WHINES)

Don't worry, Courage.

Tonight I'll have a good night's sleep.

(CLOCK CHIMING)

(SANDMAN SNORING)

- Finally.
-(SNORING CONTINUES)

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Ah, this is going to
be a good night's sleep.

I can feel it.

(WHINING)

Oh, my!

Oh...

(GROANS)

Muriel, where's my breakfast?

Just a minute, Eustace.

(sum-nus)

Ugh!

Muriel! What are you trying to do to me?

I'm sorry, Eustace.

I've not been myself lately.

Well, whoever you are,
just get me my toast!

(MUMBLING)

Oh, I forgot your toast.

- Toast.
-(THUDDING)

What?

Oh!

(YELLING)

- Oh, my!
-(WHINING)

Oh, right.

(YAWNING)

- Food.
-(GROANING)

-(EUSTACE SNORING)
-(PIANO PLAYING)

You're keeping me awake
with that stupid rock-and-roll!

(CRASHING)

(COURAGE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(SNORING)

(TICKING)

You know, when I was a wee lass
and couldn't sleep,

my father used to take me for a drive.

(WHINES)

(WOLF HOWLING)

(MURIEL SNORING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

Well, that didn't work.

- Oh!
-(THUDDING)

(SNORING)

Mommy, sing me the one
about the dancing donkeys.

- Huh?
-(SNORING CONTINUES)

-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

(GASPS)

(SNORING)

(WHIMPERING)

(GASPING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Robbie, has the fabric arrived yet?

(DISTANT SNORING)

(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

Oh, the fabric's arrived.

But, Robbie, it's the wrong color.

(STRAINING)

(YELLS)

(GRUNTS)

(SNORING CONTINUES)

- Looking for something?
- Ahhh!

(BABBLING)

(SOBBING)

(HUMMING)

Sorry. I'm not giving it back.

This is the best sleep I've had in years.

Goodnight.

No!

No, no. This won't do.

The bed isn't big enough
for the two of us.

Mmm-mmm.

Uh-uh. Time to get up.

Mmm-mmm.

Huh?

Out, out, out!

Teddy!

I was afraid I'd lost you forever!

No wonder I couldn't sleep.

Here you are, little pink thing.

I guess I won't be needing this anymore.

Mortal, portal, hand, sand...

Here.

Yes!

-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

Okay, Courage.

I'm ready for it now.

(SNORING)

x (THEME sous) x

EUSTACE'. Stupid dog!

(LAUGHS)