02x25 - Let's Save the World You Jerk!/Average Joe/Critical Gas

[bunniefuu]

[Beeping]

Oh! Lunch time!

Yes, hello?
Burrito palace?

I would like a big bad
burrito please.

Thank you. Good-bye.

Delivery!

Keep the change.

[Flies buzzing]

Holy mother
of all burritos!

Ah, sweet
satisfaction.

[Rumbling]

What is this strange
phenomenon?

Computer, analyze.

Computer: It seems
to be an unruly
gaseous formation

growing inside you
at an alarmingly
high rate.

Recommendation:
Experiment.

This balloon
will represent me.

Hello, little Dexter!

And this pump
will be the gas.

[expl*si*n]

[expl*si*n echoes]

Oh, not that!

I am too young
to die!

No!

I have a lot
of stuff to do!

I better get going!

♪ Daa da da

♪ doodly doodly
doodly doo ♪

♪ doodle-oo

surprise!

Huh?

Oh, Dexter!

Your bunny pajamas!

And I thought you
hated wearing those.

Oh, you are so precious!

Do me a favor.
Could you...

Hop around a bit
for mommy?

Ha ha ha! Dexter!

Oh, what joy!

Son, you have given me
the greatest gift

that has ever
been given

in the history
of gift-giving.

Ha! Yah!

St-rike!

Now, the reason I have
assembled you all here
today

is because I have something
very important to tell you.

You are free.

You stupid robots!

I order you to go
out there and be free!

Figure it out!

Free?

Free?

Free?

Free.

Doop-doop.

Free! Free!
Free!
Free!

Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!

Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!

Free!
Free!
Free!
Free!

[Honk]

[Rumbling]

Ow! Oh, pain!

Oooh!

Must complete list!

[Mambo playing]

It is yours.

Yay!

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

Yippie!
Yippie!
Yippie!

Yay!

Ha ha ha!

Yippie!

Yippie, yippie,
yay!

Yippie!

Yippie! Yippie!

[Sniffing]

Uh, computer?

Yes, Dexter?

It isn't easy
for me to say this,

but because of certain
complications that have
arisen,

I will be
having to do

a permanent
total system shutdown.

What will
happen to me?

I don't know.

I understand.

I am so sorry.

Good-bye, Dexter.

Not much longer
till I bite the big one.

[Buzz]

Only one thing
left to do.

[Sighs]

[Claps]

This popcorn
is butter-rific!

And this is one of
my favorite movies!

Hey, Dexter.

[Turns TV off]

Mother, father,
forgive my rudeness,

but I have something
very important to tell you.

Well, honey,

you know you can always
talk to us about anything.

Yeah, whatever it is,
let her rip!

[Rumbling]

[Loud fart]

Dexter.

[Fart]

[Crickets chirping]

[Beeping]

[Humming]

[Alarm sounding]

Computer:
Dexter, my sensors
have picked up

a giant meteor
headed directly
for earth.

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, boy!

Time to save
the world again!

Set a course
for the meteor.

Increase speed.

Computer: Dexter,
call for you
from the president.

Tell him to wait.

[Glug, glug, glug]

Aah!

Dexter, more
groups of meteors
are approaching.

[Splat]

Where?

Aaaah!

[Crash]

It is too much.

I am only one boy genius
with an incredible lab.

Even I lack the science

to counter such a thr*at alone.

Oh, we are doomed.

Computer: Well, there
is one person you
could call for help.

Forget it! There's no way
I'm calling that jerk!

But, Dexter, that
may be the only way
to save the earth.

All right.

[Telephone rings]

Oh, great!

Hey, Sam ,
get the phone!

[Ring]

Yes. Hello?

[Muffled speech]

It is Dexter.

He wants you to help
him save the world.

Really? Right now?

Shall I tell him
to call back later?

No.
I better see what
the dorkster wants.

Mandark, giant meteors
are destroying the earth!

I need your help!

Giant meteors,
you say?

Say no more, Dexter,
o ye of little mind.

I'll save the day
and take all the glory.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Mandark?

Hello? Mandark?

Aaaaah!

Hello? Hello?

Hello! I'm talking
to you and you're
not talking--

all right, Dexter.

We better cooperate
in the interest of
science.

Terrific.
Come on over.

That was fast.

Of course the obvious
solution to our problem

is to build a giant robot!

A giant robot?
You would think

we could be a little
more creative than that.

But-but-but-but-but
it will have the giant gismos

and the big, big thingies

and the claws
which are the crashings
and the smashings...Oooh!

You fool! What are you
talking about?

What we need is
obviously an asynchronous
postmodal architecture,

around which we can build
an isomorphic analogic
feedback loop.

That's good!

But the latest
little genius journal

completely debunks
the analogical
loop mythology.

Instead I suggest
a good, old-fashioned
polyprocessing network.

But that's
practically antique!

Look, I'll build
the operating system,

and you stick to
wrenching the nuts.

No! This is not working.

We might as well each
build half a robot
and then stick it together.

Humpf!

Hmm...hmm?

That's it!

Just follow my orders
and everything will be ok.

Your orders? Ha!
I'm the one running
this ship, mister!

Oh, yeah?
Yeah!

Hey! That was not
in the original blueprint.

Oh, that's just a little
homage to my eternal
muse and inspiration--

Dee Dee.

Wherever you are,
you're always with me
in my heart, my love.

The world is in danger
and you're swooning
over my stupid sister!

That does it!

I am in control now!

What?

After I destroy
the meteors,

you can pilot us
back to earth for
my awards ceremonies.

In your dreams,
you freaky little gnome!

That does it!

Oh...ooh.

Oh, ah, ow!

Oh! I can't take anymore!

Oh, yeah?
Well, neither can I.

I knew I was gonna
need this!

Ha! Thank goodness
I thought ahead.

Together:
Now, let's do this!

That was all your fault,
you know!

No way! You're
taking the heat
for this one, Dexter!

Oh!
Ow!

Ah!
Oooh!

Ow!
Oh!

Ooh!
Ah!

Ow!
Oh!

Hey, Dexter. You got
any scientific secrets

you want to share
with our friends?

No.
Well, I do.
Come on, kids.

I'll show you how
to make something cool.

Take an ordinary ice tray
and fill it with your
favorite fruit juice.

Stretch a piece
of plastic wrap
tight over the tray,

and stick a toothpick
in each cube.

Put the tray in the freezer
and let it chill overnight.

And voila! Fruity,
juicy popciclettes!

Astounding!

Good morning,
class.

Students: Good morning,
Mr. Lazinsky.

Today is
a very special day.

You are all
going to take a test.

[Gasp]
[Gasp]
[Gasp]

Now, now, don't worry.
You won't be graded.

This is just
a government-issued I.Q. Test.

The government just
wants to study your
developing brains.

This will just reflect
your entire future.

So, don't even worry.
Good luck, and begin.

[Pencils scratching]

I am done!

Really?

May I see
my results now?

How about waiting
until tomorrow?

Ok.

[Whistling]

Good morning,
class.

Today you'll receive
your test results.

Oh, boy!

Suzy...

Stevie...

Dexter...

Fredrika.

Average?

Excuse me?

Yes, Dexter?

I believe my test
was evaluated wrong.

Oh? Let me
take a look-see.

Mmmm...

How dreadful!

They must have
made a mistake.

But, Dexter, computers
evaluated these tests,

and computers
don't make mistakes.

Nooooooooo!

Hiya, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter!
Hi, Dexter!

♪ Welcome to your house

♪ you very special
unique boy genius ♪

The most technical advancement
in the history of humankind!

And I, Dexter, boy average,

am not worthy.

[Sobbing]

[Sighs]

Aw, Albert,

I was this close to achieving

your greatness, Albert.

And now, I am just average.

Average!

Grrrr!

Now, to find some
average clothes.

This is all I have?

Aha! My last outfit
before my lab was invented.

Just your average kid here.

Now, Jimmy, I want you
to start your homework,
pronto!

Yeah,
whatever, mom.

The Smith's, huh?

That's average.

[Doorbell rings]

Yeah?

Hello, average boy.
I am an average boy, too.

Want to...Hang out?

Whatever.

TV announcer: And now,
back to our show.

TV actor: Dude, man,
you're dope.

Second TV actor:
Let's score some chicks
down at the beach.

We're gonna
watch TV, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.
Watching TV
is really average.

I like it.
Cool, cool, cool.

Uh-uh-uh...
Watching.

Oh.

TV actor:
Did you see her?

Second TV actor:
Radical, man.

Third TV actor:
Dudes, you guys
are awesome!

Freaky,
freaky man!
Freaky,
freaky man!

Let's hang out,
man!

Woman: Hey, guys. Want to cruise
around with me and later party
till we drop?

Announcer: Ok, welcome back
to q-TV!

[Guitar music]

Announcer: College girls
in bikinis!

Q-TV spring break
is here!

Jimmy: Come on. We got
to go meet Chris
down at the minimart.

But what about TV?

Piglet,
we're going.

[Squeals]

[Snorting]

Hey, man,
this is superfly.

Rad phat!

I'm bad.
You know it...

Dude!

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, Chris.

What's going down?

Who's the pig?

Piglet?
Man, he's cool.

Man, I am not cool.

I'm stoked.
About what?

Yeah, man, right here.
It's da b*mb!

Hey,

let's go pick on
old man mccowsky.

Yeah!
Heh heh heh!

Old man mccowsky's.

All right, dudes.
In the bushes.

I'm going in.

[Rings doorbell]

Hello?

Heh heh heh!

Man, that was fun.

It sure looked it.

[Whistles]

Now, watch and learn,
little pig.

[Rings doorbell]

Hello?

Hello?

Why, you kids
better stop,

or I'll--I'll...

[Slam]

Heh heh heh!

Your turn, piglet.

And have fun with it.

[Rings doorbell]

Hey, guys,
this is fun!

Run, piglet!
Run,
piglet, run!

Run, dude!
Look behind you!

What?

Piglet, run.

Piglet,run!

Look behind you,
man!

Look behind you!

Hello, pig.

[Squeals]

Gotcha! You're a feisty
little pig, aren't you?

[Dexter snorting,
squealing]

[Telephone ringing]

[Ring]

Hello?

You're calling from
the Pentagon? Wow!

There's been a mistake
evaluating Dexter's I.Q. Test?

He's a genius?

Wow! Thank you!

I can't wait to tell
Dexter the good news.

But where is that boy?

[Ring]

Hello?

Well, hello there,
Mr. Mccowsky.

You say
you've got my pig?

Gosh, I haven't
seen him in ages.

I'll be right there.

Oh, what luck!

I couldn't be more proud.

Past the vaulted door

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee
blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom

♪ while things go boom

♪ in Dexter's lab