02x39 - Last But Not Beast

[bunniefuu]

Ah! Hot!

Oh, my!

Hiya, mom!

Oh, Dee Dee,
the bus is here.

You're both
going to be late!

That's what I told him,
but he wouldn't listen.

Mom: Well, we'll see
about that.

[Gasp]

[Gong crashes]

Ah, good morning,
foreign exchange mother.

Uh, family togetherness
time is now?

No, toshi.

Time now for first day
of American school.

Yeah, come on!

But back home
in Japan,

my family and I
spend every morning
together,

so we can share
and pull strength
from each other

for the day ahead.

We do that here, too.

It's called TV time.

Bye, mom!

Bye, dear! Bye, toshi!
Welcome to america!

Hmm...

I wonder how
Dexter's doing.

Ah! Where is my stuff?
I am late!

No! No, no, no, no...

Ah!

Sayonara!

Dexter-San,
in our family,

we like to spend
our mornings together,

so we can share
and pull strength
from each other

for the day ahead.

That's cool.
See ya!

[Whistle blows]

Excellent!
I made it to school

with plenty of time
to spare!

I want to make
a good impression

on my first day,

especially with
the faculty!

[Giggling]

Hello!

My name is Dexter,
from america.

And I've come to your school
on the student exchange
program

because I am so smart.

Ah!

So?

So, uh...
You guys
like toys?

Yeah. We like
to build models.

Oh ho ho ho, models.

I actually like
to build models, myself.

Would you like to see
one ofmy

sure.

Behold the exerjock !

The cybernetic power suit
increases the wearer's
natural attributes -fold.

[Screaming]

Oh!

[Screaming]

[Laughing nervously]

Ok.

But how about this?

Giant dexo-robo!

Go!

Flying-throwing fists,

fire!

[Screaming]

Well, can I get a hand?

Oh, yeah? Well,

how aboutthis?

Computer:
m*ssile launcher armed.

Computer: Target locked.

Huh?

Shame on you,
you naughty boys.

Look at the mess
you have made.

Now, pick up
your toys

and get to class
before you miss
the second bell.

We're sorry.

Computer:
Two...one...

Dexter: Oh no!
Wait! Stop!

Oh, dear.

It seems your missiles
are headed

straight for
mount fujiyashihama,

the very mountain
that contains the
sleeping pedaxtra,

a monster mutated
by atomic science gone wrong,

who was sealed away
under the earth

by the daring and brilliant
scientists of the sixties.

But now I feel your missiles
will surely awaken him

and invite his
terrible wrath!

[Roaring]

Oops.

Where is everybody going?

Huh?

Oh, Einstein,
sweet heavenly father
of science,

what have I done?

I sure made
a mess of things.

I've got to get
back to the lab

to figure out a way
to stop this giant monster

who is running amok
and destroying the world!

Woman: Target sighted.

Squadron Alpha,
form a tech pattern omega.

Honeydew,

hawkeye,

snakeskin,

ice tray,

Blackjack.

Go, go, global security!

Fire!

[Roar]

Yee-haw!
Now let's hogtie
this sucker!

Oh, no! He spotted you!

Release your cables
and get out!

Just one more
pass around!

You're heading
straight toward me!

Ah!

Commander,
do you read me?

Agent honeydew,
go ahead.

Global security forces
defeated.

Monster must be stopped.

All mankind
depends on it.

Commander,
please send help!

Egad!

Heroes of earth,

I have gathered
you all here

at global security
command satellite

to help find a resolution
to this catastrophe.

The justice friends
must unite

to end this monster's rampage
on our fair planet.

By Washington's wig,

the commander general
is right.

The justice friends
will unite,

and we will end
this monster's wrath
on our planet.

Justice friends,

assemble!

Major glory,

valhallen,

the infragible krunk,

living b*llet,

capital 'g',

Sam-r-i,

white tiger,

tiki torch.

Stand back 'cause
once I reach
my maximum size,

I'll be livin' large.

What this monster needs

is a Honolulu hotfoot!

Eeeeew!

Beware the viking
god of rock,

for with the power
of my mighty axe,

I rule!

[Heavy metal music playing]

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

[Screaming in pain]

[Screaming fanatically]

[Roaring]

Ooh! Nice job,
krunk.

Well done.

Yeah.

The justice friends
have fallen.

This leaves me
with one option.

Commander:
Hey, axe face.

Oh...

Oh, my stars!

Commander!
Commander!

The last of earth's forces
have failed!

There's only one hope left.

Monkey,
hear my thoughts!

Hear my thoughts, monkey.

The earth's in trouble.
We need your help.

So, this is my brother's
secret laboratory.

I like spending
much time here.

Ooh! And this
is one of my
favorite things!

Dexter: Dee Dee,

a foreign exchange boy?

Hi, Dexter!

Can it, woman!

I do not have time
for your nonsense.

I have to complete
my greatest invention

so I can save the world
from the giant
monster pedaxtra.

Ooh!

Oh!

Pedaxtra?
The giant monster

that was once trapped
in mount fujiyashihama?

Oh, the only way
to defeat him is to--

finish my
really greatest
invention!

Because of the complexity
and power of my really
greatest invention,

I will need more operators
to help me handle this baby.

Well, that's one.

Mom, dad?

Yes...

Can you come
up to my room?

Uh, there is
something I need
to show you.

Dad: What is it, son?

Ah heh heh...

And now,
promise you won't
freak out.

Son...

Your mother and I
have been
around the block

more than once, ok?

There's nothing
you can show us

that will make us
freak out.

Oh--ok.

[Muttering gibberish]

[Eek eek]

[Roaring]

[Crash]

[Roar]

Even the monkey,
the world's
mightiest hero,

has failed to stop
the monster.

So you see,
mom and dad,

my really greatest
invention is
our last hope.

So, what do you say?
Will you help?

What do you
think, honey?

Well, that monster
certainly is making
a mess of things.

All right, son.
We'll help.

But we're
going to have
a long discussion

about this
secret laboratory
business.

[Laughing
nervously]

Ok.

Suit up!

Amazing!

Hmm...

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Do it again!
Do it again!
Do it again!

All right!
Cut the chatter.

Prepare
to launch!

, --

mom: Everybody
buckle up!

[Grumbling]

, , one,

launch!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Dexter's family, go! ♪

Dee Dee:
What do we
do now?

Just sit back
and hang on,

for Dexter,
boy genius,
is in command.

Say, what do
you know?

Well, I'll be,
Dexter.

I never imagined.

Hello!

Dexter: All right,
everyone. Take
your positions.

Ready for my command.

Dexter: Multi-formic
megabot, go!

Dee Dee, dad,
what are you--

mom, wait!

Just use--
no, not that one! Ah!

Stop! You're all
doing it wrong!

Dee Dee: Well,
these controls stink.

Well, maybe
if we all
switched places?

I want to work
the legs.

And I ought to
sit at the head

being that
I'm the head of
the household.

Well, I guess
I'll just be
over here, then.

Hey! What are--
mom!

What is it,
sweetie?

Dexter, whining:
I want to sit
at the head.

It'smy

honey, you let
Dexter have his head,

Dee Dee can have
the legs,

and we'll be
right here.

Well, ok.

But maybe I should have
the left arm.

You know,
the old fastball
and all.

Fine. It doesn't matter
to me, as long as
everyone's happy.

All right.
Let's try this again.

Dexter: Megabot, go!

Dee Dee: Third position,
chasse.

Dad: Here comes the wind-up!

Mom: Oh, look, a penny!

Things aren't going well
for my exchange family.

Their machine
may have united,

but their hearts have not.

If only they
had listened to me,

they would have known
the key,

I must tell them!
I must be heard!

O ancient spirits
of the east wind,

I beseech you.

Give my message wings,
for the secret must be told.

American exchange family.

Foreign exchange boy?

Long ago,
when the world was young,

a mighty dragon
ravaged the land.

It destroyed villages.
It devoured farms.

It crushed any warrior
bold enough to face it.

But when all seemed lost,

a small boy stepped forth.

"I will not fear you,
dragon," he said.

"You may crush my home,

"but you cannot
crush my heart

or the power
it holds within."

The people were moved
by the boy's courage

and came to join him.

As their hearts united,
their courage grew.

The dragon could no longer
feed from their fear

and was forced back
to the shadows
from which it crawled.

Learn well this lesson,

and good luck.

You know,
toshi's right.

We could use
a little family
togetherness.

I know we can do it
if we worktogether.

[Snoring]

Mom: Dee Dee!

Huh? What? Yeah.

Together. Family.
Whatever. Got it.

Dexter: Ok, dad.
Fastball!

Dad: You're going to get
some pepper on this one!

[Roar]

Dee Dee: Grand plie,

relive.

Dexter: Mom, watch out!

Dad: I think he needs
a little attitude adjustment.

Mom: I agree.

Dee Dee: The monster's
getting a spanking.

[Giggling]

Dexter: Whoa, now he's mad.

Get ready!

Form helmet-swords!

Mandark:
Stand aside, peons,

and make room for
the real genius.

Dexter: Mandark!

That's right, Dexter.

If you had a half brain,
you'd know that
this situation calls for

the monster-blasting-
ampliphonic-atomic-ray-Cannon.

So open up,
rampaging monster,

and let the ray shine in!

Dexter, sarcastically:
Oh, no. The ray
is having no effect.

Dee Dee: Ooh!
I think he likes it.

Dexter: It's making
him stronger.

Mandark, shut off the ray,
you fool!

Shut it down!

[Laughing evilly]

Aah!

Holy cow!

Mom, dad! Defense!

He's too strong!

We're burning all our power
just trying to hold him!.

Dexter: Secondary
systems failing!

[Moaning]

Dexter, monkey got inside
the main power cord thingie.

Dexter: He's giving us
a supercharge!

Power levels are
off the scale!

Everyone,
now's our chance!

[Roar]

Go, Dee Dee, go!

Wow! We did it!

Mom: Oh, I am so
proud of everyone!

Dad: Family-riffic!

Dee Dee:
♪ u-n-i-t-y ♪

♪ that's unity ♪

Dexter: And thanks
to monkey.

We would not have
made it without him.

[Eek eek]

Dexter: Oh, you
said it, monkey.

[Laughing]

Monkey!

You mean to tell me
that my monkey

is really monkey,
the superhero monkey?

[Chattering]

I cannot believe
that the world's
greatest superhero

has been living with
me this whole time,

in my secret
laboratory.

Secret laboratory?

Now, Dexter,
we need to straighten
a few things out

with this secret
laboratory business.

Where--where am I?

What happened?

Honey, you look great!

Where am I?

Yeah, I did it!
I did it!

I defeated
the giant monster.

I'm the greatest
genius this world
has ever known.

All hail mandark,
the genius.

All hail mandark,
the genius.

Sing this song
of mandark,

the greatest genius
this world has
ever known.

I wish that I could have
saved the world
from the giant monster.

Enter at
your own peril,

past
the vaulted door

where impossible
things may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪

♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things
go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪