03x01 - Streaky Clean/A Dad Cartoon/Sole Brother

[bunniefuu]

♪ Making the science,
la la la ♪

♪ making the science

oopsie.

Oh, would you look at that!

How can I concentrate

to the full capacity
of my genius

covered in such filth?

Bleah!

Now, back to the business.

Yes! Yes!

This will be
my greatest experiment ever!

Oh, for the sake of Pete.

Ok, now.

Here we go.

Carefully, carefully.

Yes, that is it.

Perfect! Perfect!

To heck this
is turning out to be!

Hmm.

Mom!

What is taking her so long?

Hey, mom! Shake
a leg or something!

Mom! Mom!

Hey!

Come on out, shy boy.

Here's your little
play clothes

all fresh and clean,

but I just can't
understand

how you manage to stain
your little outfits
so quickly.

Yeah, mom,
it's a real enigma.

Now, if you'll
excuse me,

I have much work
to be doing.

The boy's right,
dear.

There is much work
to be doing.

If only there was a way
to keep my attire

in a constant state
of immaculance.

And then I wouldn't
have to wait around

for mom and her stupid
archaic appliances.

But with all
this business of filthery,

I cannot think straight.

The situation calls for some
serious concentration.

[Toilet flushes]

I've got it!

Computer, neutralize
standard chlorine balance.

Computer,
adjust amplitude quadrusters.

Computer, engage module
propulsion engine matter.

Computer, take a break.

All systems ready for launch.

You make the earth
move under my feet.

Hmm, everything seems
to be in place.

Now, thanks
to my ingenious invention,

no matter where I am,

my orbital stain removal
satellite should eradicate

any bothersome filth
from my clothing,

making me a perpetually
laundry-fresh genius!

Let's give it a whirl.

Well, here goes something.

Aah.

Success!!

Oh, how I love
the smell of genius.

Greetings, classmates.

Yes, sirree,

I am truly confident
that today I will bypass

any unfortunate
or embarrassing incident.

And thanks to science,

I may enjoy
a carefree day of learning.

Ha ha!

Looks like the baby
needs a bib.

Hey, everybody!
Look at Dexter!

Looking
sharp, d!

And he smells
good, too.

Yes, yes, I know.

And I owe it all...

To science!

Hello, cafeteria.

And now,
time to chow down.

Snorsky, snorsky.

Computer:
Stain removal intensifier,
activated.

Hot diggity!

This is one of my favorites.

Oh, good gravy!

Something must have gone all
haywire with the satellite.

I've got to get
the heck out of here

before all of my clothes vanish
into the thin of the air.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, my glasses!

[Growling]

Nice doggy.

Oh, the knowledge.

Hmm, the coast
seems to be clear.

♪ La la la

♪ la la la la

♪ la la la

little girls!

♪ La la la

♪ la la la la

♪ la la la

♪ la la la la

all: Oh, my gosh!

What a cute little piggy!

Uh, oink, oink!

Aw!

[Giggling]

Phew!

Oh, boy,
that was a close one.

I just have to get
to ruthie's field,

and I will be home free.

Home--

free!!

Right on, brother.

[Thud]

Hello?
Is anybody home?

Oh, for crying out loud!

I had forgotten
that in the confidence

of the success of my satellite,

I threw away
the rest of my lab coats.

Why must a boy genius
like myself

continually be forced
to endure such misfortunes?

Ah!

Of course!

Success!

And with just enough time
to get me back to school.

[Whistling]

Oh, Dexter!

Wait a second, honey.

[Sighs]
I am sorry, mother,

but I have no time

for inconsequential
dialogue

with you
and your friends.

I must be getting
back to school.

But Dexter, honey,
you can't go out

with that stain
all over your coat.

Stain?!

Mom: Oh, my. Dexter!

Ah, yes!

Saturdays are made for dads,

and dad's car.

That's right, old buddy.

It's time for you
to take a bath.

Yeah, dad washing the car
on Saturday.

I love it?

Oops!

No harm done.

Oof!

Oh, well.

[Whistling]

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Oh, well, no biggie.

I'll just pop it back on.

Ah! Ooh!

Yeah! Yeah!

Unh!

Ah! Oh!

I'll just clean this now,

and fix it later.

Hey, what's that?

Looks like someone
left old dad a tip.

Well, look at that.
cents.

[Crash]

[Horn blaring]

Unh!

Clean it now,
fix it later.

I'll have to fix that, too.

And that.

Ow! Ooh!

Ow! Ooh!

Oof!

Ah! Ooh! Ow!

Huh?

No!!

Aah!

[Screaming]

Let's fix it now!

Fix it! Fix it!

Unh! Fix it now!

Come on!

Unh!

Go on, go on.

[Laughing]

Fix it! Fix it!

Go get fixed!

[Crash]

Oh, ho, it's fixed!

I did it! I sure did!

I fixed it!

[Sobbing]
I fixed it.

It's so fixed.

Oh, mama!

[Electronic buzzing and beeping]

Success.

Now that I have
teleported an apple,

atom by atom,

I am ready to attempt something
a little more sophisticated.

Me!

Goodness,
I had better be careful.

Teleporting
with any foreign particles

could result
in a horrible mutation.

Entire atomic structures
imploding and twisting,

inverting tissue,
liquefying bone.

Computer,
scan pod for contaminants.

Computer?

Oh, no, I must have drained
the lab's energy

teleporting the apple.

I will have to wait

until the power cells
are back on line

how long can that take?

[Rooster crowing]

Computer:
Good morning, Dexter.

Computer, let the science begin.

Computer, initiate
Teleportation sequence at once.

I, Mr. Boy genius,

will be the first
intelligent teleported life.

Computer: Dexter, there is--

ahem!

Excuse me.

Computer, begin Teleportation
on my Mark.

, ...

Computer: But, Dexter--

I have an idea.

I'll be the scientist,
and you can be the computer.

Now compute!

Computer: Yes, Dexter.

See how easy that is?

Did I make it?

Bones seem to be intact.

Skin on the outside.

Success!

I can't believe i--

ooh.

I am Dee Dee's foot?

Unh!

Our atoms must
have fused together.

Ooh, what's that?

Oh, no!

Ah, ooh.

Ah! Oh.

Dee Dee!

Huh? Hmmm.

Dee Dee!

Oh!

Who's there?

[Garbled]

Aah!

Get it off!
Get it off!

Whoa! Dee Dee!
It's me!

Dexter?

Ohh.

What are you doing
on my foot?

Ohh.

I'm not on your foot,
ia

and you!

You contaminated
Teleportation,

causing our atoms
to fuse!

And we are going
to be stuck together

for the next hours.

hours?

That's almost... days.

"Almost?"

Well, what are we
supposed to do
till then?

We wait right here,
very quietly.

Preferably seated.

That's it,
nice and easy.

Mom: Kids! Come on down!
Lunch is ready!

Lunch!

Dee Dee, wait!

Dexter: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Dee Dee, wait!

Oof!

If mom and dad

see us like this,

I can kiss
my secret lab good-bye.

[Humming]

Where's Dexter?

Dexter!
Come and get--

greetings,
mom and dad.

Dee Dee.

Man, that was close.

And we still have
hours to go.

I think we better
just hide out here
in the lab.

My dance auditions
are today!

No, Dee Dee!

Thanks a lot!
You ruined my audition.

Oh, come on,
it wasn't that bad.

Ouch!

Stupid science!

I said I was sorry!
Ouch!

I have a mind
to tell dad

about your stupid
secret laboratory.

Dad: Is that you, kids?

You wouldn't!
Please, Dee Dee!

Not the secret lab!

Hi, dad.

Hi, Dee Dee.

And Dexter.

Hi, dad.

We have something
to tell you.

Dexter has a secret--

wait, wait,
let me go first.

Your dance teacher
just called,

and congratulations!
You made the cut!

I did?

She did?

You did!

They said
they never saw
anything like it.

Now, what's
your little secret,
Dexter?

My secret? I, um...

Dexter wants to try out
for the dance, too.

Really!

Let's see what you got!

I, um, I...

Go on, Dex!
Don't be shy!

Dee Dee: Ta-da!

Well, son,

I've never seen
anything like it.

We still have
hours to go.

I'm bushed.

[Snoring]

Dee Dee!

Dee Dee!

I am running out
of air down here!

Dee Dee!

All right,
back off, buddy.

You're on the wrong side
of the bed.

Don't make me
have to stub that toe.

Oh, no, you don't!

Now you're going
to get it!

Fine! You can keep
your stinky bed.

If I can just find
the edge of the bed.

Free at last!

Unh! Unh!

[Sobbing]

Ok, here's
how it works.

We get in this
pod here.

Ooh.

I have set
the teleporter
to separate...

Ooh.

Your stupid atoms
from my smart atoms.

And we should end up
over there, good as new.

Computer, on my Mark.

, , two, one, go!

Both: Success!!

Now, get out
of my lab!

Both: Fine!

I'm sick
of this place anyway.

That is nice,
good-bye,

have a nice day
now.

announcer:
Enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door...

Where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's

♪ laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab