03x07 - Dos Boot/A Dee Dee Cartoon/Would You Like That in the Can

[bunniefuu]

Computer: System alert.
Virus detected.

Aah!

This that is happening

is what should not
be happening.

Computer, speak to me.
Computer!

Sorry, Dexter,
but i--i...

Yes? Yes!

I--

yes? What is it,

my dear, sweet,
automated assistant.

I--

Computer?

No!!

My poor, sensitive,
cybernetic friend.

Why? Oh...

Ah, fiddle sticks!

No stupid virus can
contaminate my computer!

Commence self-digitization
process in ... ... .

Oh, boy,
this sure is fun!

Oh, my head.

Ah, that's better.

Where is
the rest of me

and my altogether self?

Err! Must concentrate...

...lower region.

[Sighs]

Now I better check out
the rest of this place.

Well, no problems in
the memory program sector.

The new interactive simulator
seems to be fine.

And everything
looks all right

with the static
molecular quadrant. Hmm.

Well, I see no sign
of the virus.

This computer of mine can be
a bit of the overdramatic.

When I return to reality,
I will have to--

jiminy,
the virus destruction!

[Sneezes]

Ah ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ah...Ah...Ah...

[Sneezes]

Mandark!

Dexter!

How the heck
did you get in here?

Ah, some genius you are,
you little fool.

Why, even the most infantile,
feeble-minded baby

knows you shouldn't
open e-mails

unless you know
who they're from.

Well, then,
Mr. Virus,

prepare to be
vaccinated!

Ha!

"Ha" yourself,
Dexter boy zero,
but it's no use.

My virus has already
spread throughout

your computer's
network of
circuitry,

and soon my plan
to destroy you
and your laboratory

will be
a total success.

News flash, mandark:

You will never destroy
my laboratory!

Never! Never!

[Both scream]

[Both growl]

Dexter:
Oh, my stomach!

Mandark:
Hey, where are we?

Ah! We're surrounded
by nothing.

We're doomed--trapped
for an eternity

in a void of complete
nothingness,

trapped in a chasm
of total emptiness--

trapped, I tell you,
trapped!

Would you shut up!

Look there--light!

Hooray! Civilization!

Oh. This place feels
kind of familiar.

Hey, there is the lamp,

and everything
seems to be working.

Sweet success!

I've gotten rid
of the virus

and safely returned
to reali...Ty?

Hmm...

[Gulps]

Great miscalculations
and unfortunate happenstance!

We have been downloaded
onto my computer desktop.

That's right, fat boy.
And it looks like

you forgot to empty
your trash.

How do you like

the taste of that,
mandark?

Yes, you might
as well give up,

you pathetic fool,

for my genius is all too
mighty and powerful

for a stupid fool
like yourself.

Hey, mandark,

why are you not
responding to my insults

with your usual
incessant banter?

Dee Dee...

Dee Dee?

Dee Dee...

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la la ♪

Buttons!

Dee Dee?
Do not touch

the buttons,
Dee Dee!

Did you say something,
Mr. Bunny-doodle?

You want some smooches?

Ok.

Uh, that is one
lucky bunny.

Oh, that irritating,
feeble-minded,

brainless, stupid,

nincompoop
sister of mine!

She will ruin
everything with her

blockheaded business
of buffoonery!

Hey, you can't
talk like that

about the woman
I love!

Oh, yeah? Aah!

[Click]

Dee Dee,
put me down.

Hey,
get back here.

♪ La la la la
la la la la ♪

Whee!

No! Dee Dee,
stop this madness!

Oh, back
for more, eh?

I think I'm going
to be sick.

[Click]

Hey, look at me.
I'm highlighted.

Eeeny, meeny,
miney, mo!

Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
Mo! Mo! Mo!

[All laugh]

[Gulps]

And this little button
went click.

Ok, Dee Dee, no more
of this business

of monkeying us up
and down and around.

We are in
serious trouble,

and I demand
you put a stop
to playtime and--

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la la la ♪

♪ la la la ♪

Whee!

What's that,
Mr. Bunny-doodle?

You want to paint
a picture? Ok!

Oh, no! Not
the ultra-super,
high-powered

digital painter deluxe
of art program!

Its capabilities
are limitless.

Mandark: Gotcha!

Let's go!

Mandark:
So long, shrimp.

Let's start with some
pretty flowers.

Now a river of dreams.

[Both growl]

Hats!

Wait, I know!
Gingerbread man!

Aah!

Nah.

Aah!

Gee, I don't know, bunny.

I think there's something
still missing. Hmm...

I've got it!

Whee!

[Laughs]

And now, Mr. Bunny-doodle,
just one last button.

Dee Dee! Do not touch
that button, Dee Dee!

I'm not kidding around
here, Dee Dee. Dee Dee!

Dee--

ooh, Mr. Bunny-doodle,

aren't they just ever so
lovely and beautiful?

Yep, we are
regular artistes.

This isn't over,
Dexter!

I'll get you yet--

you and your precious
little laboratory, too!

Oh, give it a rest,
will you?

[Monkey screeches,
crashing sounds]

[Screeches]

Fine! I don't need
your stinking lab.

I've got my own
stinking lab.

At last! My greatest
confection is completed!

[Soft ringing sound]

Computer: Alert. Alert.

A giant meteor is headed
toward the earth.

minutes until impact.

What course of action
do you wish to take?

Suit up!

Computer, activate
power Princess unicorn!

Commencing activation.

Let's do this thing.

Meteor in sight.

Preparing to fire.

Dee Dee:
Pew! Pew! Pow!

[Neighs]

Meteor destroyed.

The earth is saved.

Dee Dee, get out of
my laboratory!

Mordecai: Oh, let me see it.

Oh, come on, Dexter.
Let me have a peek, please!

Patience,
my dear mordecai.

Like a fine wine,

moments like this
should be savored.

[Sniffs]

[Sighs]

At last,

the moment we have
been waiting for.

Oh...
Ah...

Check out this baby:

My latest and
greatest invention,

the xl
matter antimatter

transference modulator
capsule schematic.

That is so hot.

I know!

I'll put this baby
in a safe place.

[Chuckles]

No one will think of

looking in my lunch box
for my schematics.

Ha ha!
Nobody would think of

looking in my lunch box
for my sandwich.

Ho! Free water!

I'm blind!

Say, Dexter?

Yes?

Can I seeit
again?

Hmm. Well,

I shouldn't really,

but maybe just
a tiny little peek.

Behold
the majesty of--

Bologna?

Yes! Bal--

Bologna?!

Hey, look! That girl--
she's got your lunch box!

Ha! My schematic!

Let's go.

Dexter, stop!

You can't
go in there. Look!

I see. Well, we'll
just have to wait.

Where is she?!

Mordecai, go in there

and get
my lunch box back.

But, Dexter, nobody's
allowed to go in there

unless they're a girl.

Well, let's
get going then,
shall we?

Mordecai: Whoa! Look at
the size of this place.

[In singsong voice]
Hello?

We're pretty girls

and looking for
our lunch box.

She's got to be here
somewhere.

Hello?

Empty.

Hello?

Hello.

Yell-uh-oh.

This is the last stall,

so she's got to
be in here.

Hello--oh...

[Girls laughing]

Girl: It's so
beautiful today...

Wow! Look at this place.

It's no wonder

girls take so long
in the bathroom.

Now, where is that girl
with my lunch box?

I'll try over here,

and you, mordecai, you--

Ok, like, who likes
that total geek Dexter?

[Laughter]

Ooh, can I just tell you
he is such a dork?

Actually, ladies,

I don't think
Dexter's a dork.

I think he's quite
attractive myself.

[Giggle]

♪ You like Dexter ♪

♪ you like Dexter ♪

♪ you like Dexter ♪

No, I don't!

He's a dork
like you said!

♪ You like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

♪ you like a dork ♪

Stupid girls.

Hey, it's that girl
with my lunch box.

Heh heh.

Ha ha, sucker!

Now to get mordecai
and get out of here.

See you later,
alligator.

I'm off to court.

Mordecai: Wow,
miss empowering penny
is so hip.

Come on, mordecai.
It's time to go.

I've got
the schematic.

Doll: What you
talkin' about, Willis?

Dexter: Okey-dokey,
let's get out of here.

Dexter, wait.

What? What is it?

I got to go.

Go where?

[Whispering]

Now? You have
to go right now?

Here, mind penny
till I get back.

The verdict is in.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

[Muffled]
I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

That was my lunch box,
sister!

All done?

All--

[girl screams]

There's a boy
in the bathroom!

Oh, my gosh,
mordecai!

Dexter: You left
the toilet seat up.

[Alarm sounds]

Intruder alert.
Intruder alert...

They're coming.

Who, Dexter?
Who's coming?

Girls.

[Screaming]

It's a stampede!

There's no way out!

Oh, no!

[Faint cow sounds]

Get them!

[Yelling]

We'll see who
rips who apart.

I love you.
I love you.

I love you.

Oh, no! He's got
miss empowering penny!

That's right,
girlfriend.

And if anybody makes
one more move,

then pretty little
penny here...

[Girls gasp]

All right, listen up.
Me and my pal here

are blowing
this joint, see?

And if any of you ladies
try to stop us,

the doll gets it.

You're so full of it.
He's just bluffing us.

Oh, yeah?

[Ripping noise]

Dexter: Talk to
the hand, sister.

Anybody else want
a piece--anyone?

No.
No.

No.
Never mind.

All right,
nice and easy,

and nobody gets hurt.

[Fighting sobs]

It's ok, penny.
It's all over.

Way to go, Dexter!

Yes. Thanks, mordecai.

I wasn't going to let
a bunch of girls

make a fool out of us.

[Laughter]

Looking good,
Dexter!

Whoo! Ha ha!

man: Enter at your own peril,

pass the bolted door,

where impossible things
may happen

that the world's
never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens ♪

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab ♪