04x01 - Beau Tie/Remember Me?/Over-Labbing

[bunniefuu]

Oh, isn't that
precious?

Like two buttons
on a pink bunny.

Aww!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter: Ahem!

Hello, mother,
father. Ahem.

Who, may I ask,
has eaten

all of the
chocolate-covered
chocolate balls?

Ooh, sorry, Dex.

I gave the rest to
Dee Dee and her friend.

Boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

La la la la la!

Ha ha!

I gotta see this.

So do you, like, um...

Think chocolate-covered
chocolate balls are made
with magic?

This is going to be
so stupid.

Boy: Actually, Dee Dee,
it's done by tempering.

It's a process that
stabilizes the cocoa
butter crystals.

You could say there's
a bit of science
in every bite.

What?

Well, Dee Dee,

aren't you going
to introduce me?

This is Beau,
the cutest boy
in school.

And that is my
dorky brother Dexter.

Well, it is
a pleasure to
meet you, Beau.

Say, that was
quite an astute

scientific type
of observation.

I've always
loved science.

Oh, yes.
Me, too!

Science
is so cool.

Uh, Dexter, don't
you have a wrench
to turn or something?

Oh, yes.
I am working on

a hydroflux
defibrillator.

Hey, Beau,
perhaps you'd like
to check it out.

Actually, Dexter,
we were just about
to watch

jelly Jerry's
jukebox jamboree.

Well, that sounds like
a cool television program.

Beau, could you please
pass me the--

I saidwe,
as in not you!

Man on TV: Hey, kids,
this is jelly Jerry.

So hold on to your
chocolate-covered
chocolate balls,

and get ready
to jamboree!

Hee hee!

I, uh, thought you
could use a refill

on your cranberry
juice, Beau.

I'm ok. Thanks.

It's cranberrific!

Well, ok.

I'll get it!

Oh, Beau,
I am so sorry!

Sorry, Beau! I...

I didn't mean to.

I just simply could
not contain myself.

Uh, that's ok.
Uh, bathroom?

Hey, thanks.

[Door shuts]

Why do you have to be
so stupid, Dee Dee?

[Screaming]

Beau: Ok, all cleaned up.

Ahh!
Ahh!

Wow! You like
Einstein, too?

I've always dug
the big "e."

Come on, Beau.

Let's go
to the basement

and play a g-a-m-e.

Beau...

Let's play
lollipop village.

Ok, Beau,
you sit here.

I'll go find
the game.

Let's see...

Fallopalopadee.

Squiggle trip.

Here it is!

Oh, ha ha.
Do not mind me.

I am just
looking for

my gyroscopic
oscillator.

Ah, here it is.

Hey, Beau, you
might find this
interesting.

Presenting
lollipop village.

[Gasp]

Now look what
you have done,
you stupid!

It was your cockamamie
thingamabobbie!

[Gasp]

Maybe he needs
mouth-to-mouth
resusci-ma-tation.

Well, go ahead.

Maybe you
should do it.

It is your fault!
You do it!

Just do it!

Ok! Ok!
I will do it.

[Cough]

Hey, kids.

Is everything
all right?

Uh, yeah. We're
just playing, uh,
emergency room.

Play safe.

[Beau coughing
and gasping]

You're alive!

Wh--what's happening?

Dee Dee must have caused
the stabilizer

to come--Beau?

So, Beau, do you,
um, think, like, um,

you'll ever get married?

Um...

Dexter!

Ah, ha ha ha.
I thought, uh,

maybe a beverage
you could use?

Dexter, out!

Ok. Come on, Beau.

No way, Jorge.

Dee Dee, look.
A unicorn.

[Gasp] A unicorn!

Unicorn?

[Pounding on door]

Which do you prefer,
Beau?

The , or this, uh,
double chrome number?

I think someone's
knocking.

Nothing.
I hear, uh, nothing.

Oh, Dee Dee.
Hey, ha ha ha.

We were just--

ahem. Tea time!

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!

Eeeh!

[Grunting]

[Straining]

Wait!

[Panting]

Wait!

[Sobbing] Wait!

Beau?
Beau?

Get back! Get back!

Stay away!

Away!

Beau?

Aah!

Well, he wasn't
that smart.

Nor was he
that cute, either.

Robot: Oh.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

I was just wondering
if you know where I can
find a sphygnometer.

A sphygnometer?

B sub level, room f,
drawer - .

Great. Thanks.

No problem.

[Robots chattering]

Dexter: Wait.

Wait!

I'm coming down.

I was first,

but my task is
priority code "e."

Well, mine is code "d,"
so you have to wait.

Shh, shh, shh.

Now, who's first?

[All talking at once]

Seeds are
in botany bay ,

and -foot Poles,
uh...Aisle .

Space part ,
cz , up, up.

Left, down, "x."
Triangle square.

Thank you.

Yeesh!

Oh, so much
to remember.

But that is why I
am building this:

My over-engorged
super brainulator.

It will remember
everything for me--
Dexter.

Just one more knot
and she's operational.

Whee!

Dee Dee?

[Clang]

Uh, where am I?
Who am I?

Hello!

[Echoing] Hello!

Anybody out there?

[Echoing]
Anybody out there?

Hi, Dexter!

Are you talking to me?

Well, your name's
Dexter, isn't it?

Is it? Quite honestly,
I don't really remember.

All I can recall is a
sharp pain in my skull,

then blackness.

And then I woke up
in this fantastic place.

If you, strange being,

can shed any light
on my circumstances,

I would be forever
in your debt.

You mean you don't remember
where you are or who you are?

No. Can you help me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Here's how it is.

Your name is
ducky wucky wucky.

Remember?

No.

Well, it is.

And my name
is queen Dee Dee,

the almighty
and most beautiful.

And this is our playroom,

where we love to play.

Come on, ducky.
Let's play.

Whoa-hoo!

Ha ha! Yay!

Remember now?

Uh, yeah.

You know, I really
think it's starting
to come back to me now.

Do you know what
happens next?

I do not know anything
but the present right now.

So, whatever you got.

An independent film by...

Dexter: Hello!

Psst, computer.

You are taping
all this, right?

Computer:
Yes. But why?

Look, all I know is Dexter
wants you to record him
doing some stuff,

and then make me a copy.

It's very top secret.

Affirmative.
I understand.

Shh!

Oh, sorry.

Shh!

Yoo-hoo, queen Dee Dee,
your tea is getting cold.

Ok. Coming, ducky.

[Slurping]

[Gulp]

Ahh...

So delicious,
queen Dee Dee.

You make
the best tea ever.

I know.

Now it's time
to play dress up.

Uh, d-d-dress up?

Something tells me
I do not like that.

Uh, how about suit up?

You want to play
that instead?

Suit up.

Now, that seems like
something I would like.

Yes. This is all beginning
to seem vaguely familiar.

There, now.

Don't you
look adorable!

Dee Dee:
La la la la la la la.

La la la la la la!

Feels good, right?

Like it's all starting
to come back to you, huh?

Yeah. I think it is.

You know what?

We have a thing
that we like to do
when we are feeling good.

We do?

See how good
that feels?

It is ok
to break things?

Yeah!

Go on, ducky.

Yay!

You go, ducky!

[Glass breaking]

Wahoo!

Dance, ducky!

Dance! Dance!

[Clang]

Ducky! You're ok!

Dee Dee! What are you
doing in my laboratory?

Ducky, that is
not how we speak
to queen Dee Dee.

Oh, isn't it?

B-b-b-but--

no buts. No buts.

Hang on a second.
Forgot my tape.

B-b-b-but--

no buts. No buts.

Bye-bye!

And stay out!

Oh, and before I go,
let me just say

I'll always remember
our special day
of fun together, ducky.

Why do you keep
calling me that?

Bah! Stupid Dee Dee.

Fun and frolic. Bah!

Who does she think I am?
I have no time for--

[gasp]

That is me,
funning and frolicking,

just as Dee Dee said.

Computer,
erase this footage at once.

Computer: I will erase it,
Dexter, but Dee Dee--

no buts, computer!

Memories like those
are terrible memories indeed.

If that type of footage
got into the wrong hands,

I would be the laughingstock

of the entire
scientific community.

And I, Dexter,
boy genius,

will not be made
a fool of.

[Grunt]

Ah, that's better.

Yup.

Good morning,
computer.

Computer: Good morning,
Dexter

good morning,
computer.

Computer: Good morning,
mandark.

[Together]
I'll be working late tonight,
so don't wait up for me.

[Engine revs up]

[Buzz]

[Engine revving]

[Buzz]

Having used all available space
in my laboratory...

I shall dig deep into
the earth's crust...

[Together]
To expand my scientific

real estate and have

the greatest laboratory ever!

Ok, boys, let's go!

Everything is color-coded
for your convenience!

Green-stickered items
go in the grid--

hey! Hey! Hey! Reactors
go in the mezzanine,
not the foyer!

So he looks down
at me and says,
"goo goo boo boo."

And she says,
"boo boo goo
goo boo boo."

It was at this moment
I realized I was much
smarter than my parents.

A little more to the right.

A little to the left,
a little to the--

left! A little more, stop!

[Together]
Perfect!

Hmm.

Hmm.

[Together]
You!

Get out
of my laboratory!

Your
laboratory?

Your
laboratory?

[Together]
This ismy

grr!

Ha!

Ha! I guess
we'll just have to

settle this
the hard way!

I guess we will!

I guess you're
just stupid, then!

I guess you're
just

well, I guess
you'd like to--

ow!

[Moaning]

Aw, are you--

ha!

Ha ha ha!

[Groaning]
Huh?

[Moaning]

Dex--

heh heh heh.

Hee hee hee.

[Groaning]

Grr. We are too
evenly matched.

Which means
we must...

[Together]
Share!

[Typing]

[Typing]

Bah! This
will not do!

[Scribbling]

[Scribbling]

[Scribbling]

[Mumbling under breath]
Stupid mandark...
I hate that guy.

"Go away" pfft!
You

who does he think he is?
I will show him!

I do not need to see

his stupid ideas

because I am way smarter
than him anyway.

Stupid, stupid head.

[Mumbling]

Huh?

Aha!

[Whistling]

[Drilling]

[Mandark laughing]

Perfection! Using Dexter's DNA,
I will clone my own Dexter--

an exact copy--

except that he'll be evil
and years younger,

so that when Dexter
is old and weak,

the clone Dexter
won't be!

And can therefore
destroy him forever
in the year !

[Feedback]

Hey, mandark!

I was just wondering
if you could, uh,

keep it down
a little? Thanks.

Oh, yeah, and since
you just blabbed
your entire plot,

I can tell you
it will not work.

What do you mean
it won't work!?

My plot
is perfect!

Using your DNA,
I will clone my
own Dexter and--

ah, you see,
here we have
our first dilemma.

To produce
a clone of myself,

you will need
a sample of my DNA,

of which
you have none,

thereby rendering
your diabolical plot
undiabolical.

Can I please
have some DNA?

No.
And you can forget

about this hydrogen
accelerator.

I had my lab
shielded against that

the last time
you tried it.

A good old-fashioned
cryogenic mechanism
would be much better.

What do we
have here?
Huh?

I can't believe you thought
you could get away with this!

You must take me
for a fool!

Re-routing power
from the deflector array?

Eh, heh heh, I guess
that is a little cliche.

What I would
do is--
aha!

There is your
problem here.

You need to cross
these two detonators

in order to achieve
the maximum

sub-atomic
reaction.

Ha! This
won't work!

You've got way
too many relays.

You'll need far more
uranium extract

to do any sort
of damage.

What a mess!

You've gotta
tighten these!

And reinforce
these.

Increase power!

Fix these...
And this.

Move this...And this.

[Together]
Per--fect!

[Echo]

Now, that is
how you destroy
my lab, mandark.

And this is how
you stop me

from destroying
your

I am so gonna
get you now, Dexter.

Well, I am so going
to getyou,

well, I'm gonna
get you first!

Nuh-uh. I'm going
to getyou

no, I am!
No, I am!

No, I am!
No, I am!

No, I am!
No, I am!

[Boom]

Mandark: Ha ha!
I got you first!

Dexter: No way!
I gotyou

no, I did!
No, I did!

No, I did!
No, I did!

No, I did!
No, I did!

No, I did!
No, I did!

No, I did!
No, I did!

Man: Enter at your own peril

past the vaulted door

where impossible things

may happen that the world's

never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory

♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪

♪ but Dee Dee blows

♪ his experiments

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's
lab ♪