02x28 - A Worldwide Problem" / "Son Goku Returns... 'Is The Whole Earth Against Me!?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dragon Ball GT". Aired: February 7, 1996 — November 19, 1997.*
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Taking place 10 years after the final Dragonball Z story, Pilaf finally manages to get all 7 dragonballs and makes a wish.
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02x28 - A Worldwide Problem" / "Son Goku Returns... 'Is The Whole Earth Against Me!?

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Little by little, I'm being charmed

By your dazzling, smiling face

Let us spring out from
this endless darkness

When I first came across you

I recalled a place that,
when I was a child, I held dear

Won't you dance with me

on the Winding Road of light and shadow?

Even now, are you lost in thought over him?

There are times when I get so that I
want to look back just a little bit

but holding on to love and
courage and pride, I fight on!

Little by little, I'm being charmed

This planet's last remnant of hope

Surely anyone would want
to take eternity in hand

Even though I act like I don't care at all

Look at me, I'm in love with you!

Let us spring out from
this endless darkness

Baby's true identity was
that of a Tsufurusian,

whom the Saiyans had
previously conquered.

Following Goten and Gohan, Vegeta also had
his body occupied by the Tsufurusian, Baby.

Having gathered all seven Dragon
Balls, Goku and

the others triumphantly
headed back to Earth.

However, Earth was no longer Earth!

Goku Returns... All of Earth is My Enemy?!

It's Earth!

We made it! I have to hurry and tell
everyone about all of my great endeavors!

It was me who took back
the Dragon Balls after

they fell into Rilldo's
hands, for one!

I was also the one who
stepped forward to rescue

Trunks after he had
been turned into metal!

What?

That was all planned out.

In any event, everything was up to me!

Right, right.
We'll keep quiet about how you cried.

All right, Trunks,
let's first go to the Heavenly Realm!

Right, Goku-san!

Yo, Dende! Popo!

Goku-san!

It sure has been a while, huh, Dende?
Have you been doing okay?

Kami-sama! Move it, move it! Ahem...

The Earth is now going to be all right.

After all, thanks to my great, great,
great, great endeavors, the Dragon Balls

that not even you, Kami-sama,
could gather, are right here, see?

You've done well, huh, Goku-san?

Hold on! I'm the one who's great here! M-E!

R-Right! Pan-san, you too.

No, not "too," all right? Not "too!"

R-Right, Pan-san.

Goku-san, let's seal up the Dragon Balls
in their original place right away!

Yeah, please do.
Now we can relax about the Earth.

J-Just a minute!
If you do that, then Grandpa,

you can't return to your normal
body, can you?

Grandpa, you became smaller
because of these Dragon Balls,

so you can't return to normal
except by these Dragon Balls!

Get it?!

However, if we were to use these
again, the Dragon Balls

would scatter once again to
the ends of the universe.

If that happens, then after another year,
the Earth would...

What, are you saying that it's
okay for Grandpa to stay like this?

Not to me!
How can my Grandpa be smaller than I am?!

I-It's not like that...

Then what is it like?!

Oh, I know!
Once that happens, we can just work

hard gathering them and
bringing them back again!

Right, Trunks?

C-Count me out!

What? You're such a chicken!

Pan, I'm okay the way I am!
The Earth is more important than I am.

What's Grandma going to do
when you tell her that?!

She's going to be terribly angry!

I'll talk through everything with Chichi,
don't worry!

Never mind me, Pan,
hurry and hand over the Dragon Balls.

Grandpa... Grandma's never going
to cook any food for us again.

Goku-san, we're going to go on back
to the Capsule Corporation now!

Okay! Tell Bulma and Vegeta we said hello!

Say, Gill, won't you come back to my house?

What?! You mean you still
have a grudge against me?

Fine then!

The truth is,
you worked harder than anyone, huh?

There, you get my first kiss!

Okay, then! We're counting on you, Dende!

Gill, come on over and visit, okay?

The Dragon Balls, huh?
How delighted Baby-sama will be!

Satan! Get out here!

Come on out, Satan!

Get out here!

Show yourself!

Get out here!

He's here!

R-Really, Boo-san?

Mm-hmm.

You're sure it's Goku and the others?

They've come back!

Pan-chan, too?

Mm-hmm!

Honestly,
I've been waiting for this moment!

It's been two months since the
Earth started going all strange,

and I've been holed up inside your
body, Mister Boo,

working on my
extraordinary-ultra-super-incredible plan!

I thought you were just running away.

What are you talking about, Boo-san?!

Now the time has come to
put this plan into action!

Boo-san, call Son Goku-san over for me!

Can't do that.
Goku and them are going home.

What?!

I-Is that right?
In that case, I have to re-think the plan!

Let's go meet up with them!

Here goes!

You're sure everything is all right?

Like what?

For one thing, Boo-san,
didn't you say earlier that

there was a strange fellow laying eggs
inside the bodies of other people?

Oh, that? You mean how earlier,
that Tsufurusian named Baby

or whoever entered inside me
and left that whatever in there?

Right, that!

If you mean that,
it's right next to you, Satan.

Eh?!

It wasn't yummy, so I wrapped it all
up inside my body and left it there.

It's okay, it won't hatch.

That's my former-Majin Boo-san!

B-By any chance,
is that Baby guy there among the others?

It's okay. He isn't here!

Are all of those guys strong?

They're as strong as regular people.

I-Is that right? Knowing that, I, Satan...

Boo-san, bring me outside!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's me, standing
forth to defeat true evil, Mister Satan!

I do not wish to put you to any trouble,
ladies and gentlemen! Which is why...

I nailed that one!

Don't worry! I'm just having you take
a little nap while I go into action!

B-B-Boo-san! All the people here
are not ordinary humans, are they?

I dunno.

T-This can't be!

Boo-san, help me, please!

I'm saved...

Chichi! We just got back!

We're home! Mama, know what?

I undertook great endeavors like crazy!

I'm the one who gathered
all of the Dragon Balls!

Mama! I'm home!

I am so hungry, so hungry!

Chichi,
hurry and fix something to eat for me.

Know what, Mama? Even so, Grandpa sealed
up the Dragon Balls in the Heavenly Realm!

Ooh, ouch! What are you doing, Chichi?

I get it! You're angry because I didn't
bring the Dragon Balls with me, huh?

Right, Chichi?

Say, Mama, are you that upset that I
went off into outer space on my own?

Look, I won't do it again!

Why ain't the two of you talking to us?

Nobody came out to greet us, huh?

Even supposing it's only natural
that Dad didn't come out,

it would have been nice if Bra
was waiting for us. Right, Gill?

Danger! Danger! Danger!

Danger! Danger! Danger!

What's the matter, Gill?
What's so dangerous? Oh, that's it!

This is the first time you've met my dad,
huh, Gill?

Danger! Danger! Dangerous!

That's right, Gill. Dad is pretty scary!

He really could be the most
dangerous thing in the universe!

But Mom is even more dangerous.
Keep that a secret, though.

You're late!

Dad!

Y-Yeah...
It did take more time than I expected.

But the Dragon Balls are-

Sealed up in the Heavenly Realm, right?

Y-Yes, that's right. I should have
expected that you would know, Dad.

Fine, then. Come inside.

Welcome home, Trunks.

Mom!

Trunks, you're a bad boy, huh?

I'll have to have your
father punish you plenty.

I give up. I just barely got back,
and yet all of a sudden...

Well, that's okay.

You know, it has been quite a while.

Yeah, that's true, huh, Dad?

Yeah... Not since Planet Pital!

Saiyan!

Y-You're not my dad!

Let me thank you for that occasion!

You are T . That was an insolent
thing to do, you factory recall.

Get out of here, Gill! That's Baby!

Thanks to your treachery,
my plans were ruined!

But, as a result, I did happen to
come across the remaining Saiyans.

Gill!

Gill!!

Now then, Trunks, today is your new
birthday. As my servant, that is...

Y-You expect me to be your servant?!

Have you forgotten?
The fact that I made my way into your body?

What?!

Yes, it appears you have remembered.

At that time,
I laid an egg inside your body!

Say, Chichi, are you still mad?

Hurry and let's eat.

If I get any hungrier,
I really am going to die!

After going through all the trouble
of gathering the Dragon Balls,

it almost seems like we've
done something wrong, huh?

For crying out loud!

Hey, Chichi, I say!

Shut up! I don't have any food
to be feedin' to any Saiyans!

What are you talking about, Chichi?

You've already got enough for
four people here, ain't you?

That's for us.

Goten! Have you come back?

I don't see you for a little while,
and you've gone and become all burly!

Hmph, you're such an eyesore of a Saiyan!

Goten...

Isn't he, brother?

Yeah. You're right, Goten.

Papa!

Grandpa, what is this?

I don't know. But this ain't normal...

Brother, let's get started, already.

Yeah, you're right.

Let's have ourselves some fun,
before the gentleman arrives.

The gentleman?

Papa! Uncle Goten!
What are you talking about?!

Hey, Mama! Grandma!

k*ll Goku-sa!

What's the matter with you,
Gohan and Goten?!

Are you trying to destroy the Earth?!

Earth? What, this planet?

We'll blow it away,
together with you and everyone else, Dad.

You guys!
Have you got fevers or something?!

W-What is this?! And after I
worked so hard to save the Earth!

Save the Earth?

You did? When you can't even b*at me?

Uncle Goten!

I'll finish you off, Pan.

Papa!

D-D-Damn!

P-Pan, are you okay?

Grandpa, have I done something wrong?

Am I such a bad girl?

No, that ain't true, Pan!
You're a good girl!

There's something strange
about Gohan and Goten!

Pan! Stay with me!

Pan!!

You guys are going to pay!

Are you really Gohan?

Well, any way you look at it,
it's me, Son Gohan!

And I am Son Goten!

Goten, I don't remember
raising you to be the

kind of coward that
att*cks people from behind!

Oh? You don't do cowardly things, you say?

You barbaric monkey Saiyan!

I ain't a Saiyan! I'm an Earthling!

Don't be ridiculous!

Right now, you guys ain't
either Saiyans or Earthlings!

You're nothing but simple bad guys!

Looks like you guys won't understand
unless you get hurt a little bit more...

Ka...

me...

ha...

me... Heyyy!

Heyyy!

Stop! Goku-san!

Satan...

Goku-san!

Gohan and Goten are both just being
controlled by some Tsufurusian named Baby!

What?!

Every human on Earth is being controlled!

Baby?! He did this?!

Don't you understand yet, Dad?

We have been reborn,
thanks to that gentleman!

As Tsufurusians, that is...

Vegeta! Even you?

So what?

At last, Goku and the others have
returned to Earth. However...

The Earth, not to mention the Heavenly
Realm, had fallen into Baby's hands.

The final battle between
the Saiyans and the

Tsufurusians is just
about to be underway!

These words should come out smoothly

like when I'm writing a letter to a friend

But I need a little more time

for us to get to know each other

To think that my family

are the only ones who won't betray me

It's just too lonely-Love
is asking to be loved

I know if I just gave up
believing it'd be easier, but...

Don't you see!

Even though I hope and pray

for the miracles and memories,
I still worry a little bit

Don't you see!

No matter how much of a hurry
everyone else in the world is

keep hanging on to me

Heya! I'm Goku!

Baby has transformed into Super Baby!

He's gone completely
beyond my Super Saiyan !

Goku, I won't k*ll you so easily.
Once I've tormented you

to my heart's content,
I'll turn you into space dust!

Next time, on Dragon Ball GT:

"Ultra-Yikes?! Super Saiyan Beaten!!"

I can't lose! I'm the only one left now!

Next Time
Ultra-Yikes?! Super Saiyan Beaten!!
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