01x07 - Expelled from Paradise

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EXPELLED FROM PARADISE

Later, Ares recalled

what he saw then in this way.

I am ashamed to admit it,
but I will speak honestly.

I'm not bragging, but I am a god of w*r,

a professional fighter.

My father's Meteor Jab

and Divine Axe

probably couldn't even be perceived
by run-of-the-mill gods.

But I saw them quite perfectly.

However...

Then let's see
if you can imitate this as well!

However...

Listen, I swear by this as a god.

At that time,

I didn't look away for even an instant.

However, the moment after I thought

my father had thrown his punch,

I realized...

my father's face was looking backward.

Wait, what the hell just happened?

The father of the cosmos,
Zeus, has crumbled to the ground!

What's going on? What happened?

What happened?

What the hell happened?

I was watching, but I couldn't see it!

Apparently, that human's abilities
are far greater than what we expected.

At that time,

the same instant
that Zeus let loose his secret att*ck...

Actually, at nearly the same instant,

he copied the att*ck
via some unknown method.

By the thinnest of margins,
he dodged Zeus' fist...

and threw a counter punch.

Hermes...

Are you saying that you saw it?

Even I, Ares, a god of w*r,
your elder brother, did not see it!

No. That's just how it seemed to me,

my brother Ares.

At any rate, I had absolutely no idea
what had just happened,

but one thing was perfectly clear to me.

Even if I trained hard
for the next 1,000 years,

I could never defeat Adam.

That's why I said you'd regret it.

He's down!

I can't believe it, but as you can see,

Zeus is down!

He's been decisively knocked out!

We've just witnessed a first-ever miracle
in the history of the cosmos!

That lad is quite good.

Hey, gramps! What on earth are you doing?

What power!

What incredible power!

Even though he can copy a god's att*ck,

I would never have thought
he could defeat the original!

How the heck did Adam get that way?

I thought I told you.

The source of his power
is the strength of his rancor.

His rancor?

That's right.

His hatred for the gods.

Hatred?

In the very distant past,

Adam lived with the animals
in the Garden of Eden.

It was a paradise where he lacked nothing.

Until that day...

I didn't do it!

I swear by the gods that
I didn't eat the forbidden fruit!

I didn't eat the apple!

EVE, ADAM'S WIFE

Yes, you did!
I saw it clearly with my own eyes!

I saw you eat the fruit
that was forbidden by the gods!

THE SERPENT

That's not true!

But the truth was...

No! Stop that!

Someone!

Nobody will come to save you here.

Just give up.

Adam!

What's going on?

Damn that bitch!

The Serpent tried to take Eve for himself.

But when Eve remained faithful
to her husband, Adam,

he resented her.

How dare she make a fool of me!

I'll show her what happens
when you pull that sh*t on me!

Here is the evidence.

This is the apple
that this woman bit into.

It was a totally false accusation!

However,

the government, the judiciary,
and the prosecution were all gods!

Since the gods possessed
all the power in Eden,

the probability that a human
would be guilty was

99.99999 percent.

- Banishment!
- Banish her!

Banish her immediately!

The punishment for Eve
was banishment from paradise.

You must be kidding...

I'll never see Adam again...

If you won't be mine,
then we don't need you in paradise.

I hope she suffers all alone
out there in the world.

What is this about?
The court is in session!

What's going on?

Adam!

Adam?

What's he doing here?

Hey!

Those are the apples!

Did he pick all of them?

He must be insane!

Just picking that many is a crime!

Adam! What the hell are you doing here?

Adam...

This is the sacred courthouse of the gods!

This is no place for the likes of you!

He bit into it!

So sour.

He spit it right out!

How dreadful!

Adam!

How dare you throw the court
into confusion and try to save Eve!

Eve...

If you leave, then I'll leave too.

Adam!

Adam!

Adam!

What's the matter? Don't cry, Eve.

Have you gone soft in the head?

If you go to such lengths
just to make fools of us gods,

you certainly won't be getting
a happy ending!

My little bird friends told me...

that you made Eve cry.

So what if I did, you imbecile?

I'll slice the two of you to shreds
and send you back

to the dust you were made from!

DIVINE REFLECTION

EMULATION

Sliced...

to shreds...

Oh, f*ck!

Now you won't be able to
harm anyone anymore.

Adam!

I'm sorry. I know you did this for me.

I did it for us.

Adam...

Okay, let's both get out of here

and build our own paradise.

This is how Adam and Eve
descended to Earth

for all eternity.

Adam!

You did it! You won!

She's so beautiful! What a renaissance!

Hey, Mom! Dad sure is awesome!

Yes.

He knocked out a god!

His revenge is complete!

Adam has repaid their banishment
from Eden a hundred-fold!

We've won the second bout of Ragnarok!

We're all even! All right!

The appearance of Zeus
threw me into a bit of a panic,

but it was a favorable matchup,
and turned out all right.

But the best part is that geezer
who I thought would be the most trouble

has been defeated!

No! I can't help but laugh!

- Way to go, Adam!
- Yes! Our first win!

That's the way to get vengeance
for being banished from paradise!

It's time to announce it.

In the second bout of the final battle
between god and man, Ragnarok,

Adam is the win...

That hurts...

Not yet.

He turned it back around!

Dad's back!

I always knew he would be!

But it appears...

it has taken a toll on him.

Gramps, don't push yourself too hard.

I get it now.

Your glib remarks weren't just for show.

I've got a little better understanding
of you now.

But tell me one more thing!

I don't sense the fires of hatred
for the gods in your eyes.

Tell me the real reason
why you've come to fight the gods.

Even you are asking me that?

You're all a bunch of idiots.

Hatred?

Revenge?

I don't need any of those.
I have no reason.

When protecting your children,

do you need a reason?

Darling...

That's so like Dad.

That's for sure.

All humanity,

the children of Adam,

silently trembled at their father's words

that were filled with such
tremendous love.

Then, even though no one told them to,

for the first time in history,
all of mankind came together as one

and prayed for one thing...

For their father, Adam's victory!

Mankind, at this moment,
has just come together as one!

I knew I should have been in this fight.

This lad really is quite nice.

Brünnhilde, that Adam is so totally cool!

It seems we were all mistaken

about this man called Adam.

You even got the whole crowd on your side.

You really are quite something.

You really shouldn't have stood up.

This next one will k*ll you.

It seems like bluster doesn't work on you.

I'll admit, you are powerful.

So you want to surrender? Then...

I was a fool...

I was a fool to think
I could win just as I am!

This is brutal on me,
so I didn't want to do this.

But it's the only way!

What the heck is going on?

Zeus is crushing his own body!

- Yuck!
- What the hell is he doing?

How terrifying!

Dang, gramps.

What the heck is that?

Has that old geezer
finally lost his marbles?

You don't understand.

You wise-cracking ravens!

I'll chomp you!

- Let go, you assh*le!
- Thor!

I thought I told you...

never to transform yourself into my son.

Don't take it too seriously.
It was just a prank.

You still can't take a joke, can you?

Damn you!

I would never eat
my father's beloved birds!

LOKI, GOD OF DECEIT

But you know,
we haven't seen gramps take his final form

in hundreds of millions of years.

I'm so jealous of that human.

He's so lucky!

What do you mean by that?

You see,

being able to fight gramps
when he's holding nothing back...

is totally freaking rare.

I'm so jealous!

Brünnhilde, Zeus is...

transforming!

As Zeus shrinks himself,
he's in the throes of pain!

Zeus?

Zeus...

What is that?

What happened?

I can't stop myself from trembling.

Brünnhilde, what's happening to me?

I don't know.

However, it's most likely instinct.

Instinct?

Our instinct detects danger.

My goodness. How enchanting.

It's gramps' final form.

ADAMAS