narrator: Coming up, why is joe out for blood?
[ hisses ]
Joe out for blood?
[ hisses ]
[ laughter ]
[ hisses ]
[ laughter ]
narrator: What's got q
[ laughter ]
narrator: What's got q playing hooky? narrator: What's got q playing hooky? pull, you son of a bitch.
Playing hooky? pull, you son of a bitch.
yeah! pull, you son of a bitch.
yeah!
[ laughter ]
yeah!
[ laughter ]
narrator: And which joker
[ laughter ]
narrator: And which joker will need to be rescued from narrator: And which joker will need to be rescued from tonight's punishment? Will need to be rescued from tonight's punishment?
[ laughter ]
Tonight's punishment?
[ laughter ]
prepare for something
[ laughter ]
prepare for something amazing.
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up?
[ laughter ]
hey, mustache, what's up?
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I will never forgive you!
[ laughter ]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry!
[ laughter ]
today, we're at bs&f auto parts in the bronx, helping customers out.
Bs&f auto parts in the bronx, helping customers out.
while working, we'll have to Helping customers out.
while working, we'll have to do and say whatever the other while working, we'll have to do and say whatever the other guys tell us to.
and if you refuse to do or Say any of it, you lose.
that's right, pal.
yeah, they saw my name
[ laughter ]
three letters, it's spelled Wrong.
[ laughing ]
sal, you see the guy on the Right? sh**t the guy with lasers.
pew pew! sh**t laser nipples! pew pew!
[ laughter ]
do it again to him.
[ laughter ]
do it again to him.
Psst.
Pew pew, pew pew! do it again to him.
Psst.
Pew pew, pew pew!
[ laughter ]
Psst.
Pew pew, pew pew!
[ laughter ]
here we go.
[ laughter ]
here we go.
sal, be sassy.
Here we go.
sal, be sassy.
[ chuckles ]
welcome to bs&f! My name is pal, and I sell auto parts! My name is pal, and I sell auto parts!
[ chuckles ]
Parts!
[ chuckles ]
[ laughter ]
[ chuckles ]
[ laughter ]
just go through all the parts
[ laughter ]
just go through all the parts you sell, sal.
just go through all the parts you sell, sal.
we got them spark plugs You sell, sal.
we got them spark plugs
[ laughter ]
we got them spark plugs
[ laughter ]
Wiper fluids,
[ laughter ]
Wiper fluids, transmissions Wiper fluids, transmissions sassier, sassier! Transmissions sassier, sassier! you need them lug nuts?
[ laughter ]
uh, sal, walk out from behind the counter.
uh, sal, walk out from behind the counter.
Go up to the guy in the black The counter.
Go up to the guy in the black t-shirt.
Go up to the guy in the black t-shirt.
Take a good sniff.
T-shirt.
Take a good sniff.
Go
[ sniffs ]
Take a good sniff.
Go
[ sniffs ]
[ sniffing ]
Go
[ sniffs ]
[ sniffing ]
"smells like bitch in here,
[ sniffing ]
"smells like bitch in here, right?" "smells like bitch in here, right?"
[ scoffs ]
Right?"
[ scoffs ]
[ laughter ]
[ scoffs ]
[ laughter ]
bye, sal!
[ laughter ]
bye, sal!
[ buzzer ]
all right, buddy, it's Nipple-laser time.
Fire when ready.
Pew pew pew! pew! Pew pew! Pew pew pew! Nipple lasers.
[ laughing ]
hey, how's it going, man? Can I help you? '96 saturn sl2.
explain to him.
He's better at these part-type Things than me.
first day on the job? let's mellow out.
Everybody mellow out.
all right, mellow out, Everyone.
Let's mellow out.
Yeah, just mellow out.
make sure everybody's mellow.
all right, mellow out, mellow Out.
We'll get it, we'll get it.
Mellow, mellow.
start smoking a fake joint.
[ laughing ]
hey, q, pass it to the guy.
[ laughing ]
hey, q, pass it to the guy.
Mellow out, mellow out.
hey, q, pass it to the guy.
Mellow out, mellow out.
why not? Mellow out, mellow out.
why not? there you go, yeah.
why not? there you go, yeah.
[ laughter ]
You being helped already? So you can't just jam it in There, right? Yeah.
"I think it's cute when you Laugh.
"
[ coughs ]
[ laughing ]
you
[ laughter ]
tell him, tell him! you know what? I
-- I think it's cute when you Laugh.
[ laughter ]
When you laugh aww.
look at him
-- there it is Again.
There it is again.
there it is again.
[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]
joe, laser nipples, buddy.
laser nipples.
There you go.
[ laughter ]
he sh*t joe! Joe, you
-- your shoulder's k*lling you, right? shoulder's k*lling me.
Sorry.
Shoulder's hurting.
"I sprained my shoulder Jacking off my tires.
" I sprained my shoulder Jacking off my tires.
[ laughter ]
I was doing an oil change.
"I was lubing up the car" I was doing an oil change.
"I was lubing up the car" I was lubing up the car "I was lubing up the car" I was lubing up the car "And then I had to jack I was lubing up the car "And then I had to jack off the tire.
" "And then I had to jack off the tire.
" And I had to jack off the Off the tire.
" And I had to jack off the tires.
And I had to jack off the tires.
[ laughter ]
Tires.
[ laughter ]
"some of these air fresheners
[ laughter ]
"some of these air fresheners smell like my dad when he comes "some of these air fresheners smell like my dad when he comes out of the shower.
" Smell like my dad when he comes out of the shower.
" some of these air fresheners Out of the shower.
" some of these air fresheners smell like my dad when he comes some of these air fresheners smell like my dad when he comes out of the shower.
Smell like my dad when he comes out of the shower.
[ laughter ]
Out of the shower.
[ laughter ]
"my kids are coming in later,
[ laughter ]
"my kids are coming in later, if you want to stick around and "my kids are coming in later, if you want to stick around and meet them.
" If you want to stick around and meet them.
" my kids are coming in later, Meet them.
" my kids are coming in later, if you want to meet them.
my kids are coming in later, if you want to meet them.
[ laughter ]
If you want to meet them.
[ laughter ]
"get this.
[ laughter ]
"get this.
I got a gay tree in my yard.
" "get this.
I got a gay tree in my yard.
" get this.
I got a gay tree in my yard.
" get this.
I got a gay tree in my yard.
get this.
I got a gay tree in my yard.
[ laughter ]
I got a gay tree in my yard.
[ laughter ]
go get a part in the aisle,
[ laughter ]
go get a part in the aisle, and make sure he sees your butt go get a part in the aisle, and make sure he sees your butt cr*ck.
And make sure he sees your butt cr*ck.
hmm.
cr*ck.
hmm.
Do we get his parts, or? hmm.
Do we get his parts, or?
[ laughter ]
Do we get his parts, or?
[ laughter ]
we got the 42s back here?
[ laughter ]
we got the 42s back here? look at this guy's face! We got the 42s back here? look at this guy's face! larry, we got them 42s?! look at this guy's face! larry, we got them 42s?!
[ laughter ]
larry, we got them 42s?!
[ laughter ]
joe, step around the counter.
[ laughter ]
joe, step around the counter.
Go help this guy.
joe, step around the counter.
Go help this guy.
And sneak up on this guy like Go help this guy.
And sneak up on this guy like you're dracula.
And sneak up on this guy like you're dracula.
[ chuckles ]
You're dracula.
[ chuckles ]
[ thunder crashes ]
[ chuckles ]
[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughter ]
[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughter ]
[ slavic accent ]
can I help
[ laughter ]
[ slavic accent ]
can I help you?
[ slavic accent ]
can I help you?
[ laughter ]
You?
[ laughter ]
joe, keep going.
[ laughter ]
joe, keep going.
duh nuh nuh joe, keep going.
duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh duh nuh nuh duh duh duh duh nuh nuh duh duh duh
[ hisses ]
duh duh duh
[ hisses ]
[ laughter ]
[ hisses ]
[ laughter ]
joe, follow him outside.
[ laughter ]
joe, follow him outside.
[ hisses ]
joe, follow him outside.
[ hisses ]
joe, sunlight, sunlight!
[ hisses ]
joe, sunlight, sunlight! aah! joe, sunlight, sunlight! aah!
[ laughter ]
aah!
[ laughter ]
[ ding! ]
welcome to bs&f.
How are you? Yes, we can.
No problem.
"is it for a special someone? Do you want it gift-wrapped?" do you want the brake light Gift-wrapped or no? Is it for someone special? No, okay.
"what color do you want?" what color do you want it? They have different shades.
yeah, whatever the brake light is.
just the regular standard red Light is.
just the regular standard red one.
just the regular standard red one.
is this off her registry? One.
is this off her registry? uh, is
--
[ laughs ]
is this off her registry? uh, is
--
[ laughs ]
is this off
-- is this off uh, is
--
[ laughs ]
is this off
-- is this off someone's registry? Is this off
-- is this off someone's registry?
[ laughing ]
"I got pulled over last night.
" I actually
-- I actually got Night.
" I actually
-- I actually got pulled over last night.
I actually
-- I actually got pulled over last night.
"I almost got a d.
U.
I.
" Pulled over last night.
"I almost got a d.
U.
I.
" I almost got a d.
U.
I.
"I almost got a d.
U.
I.
" I almost got a d.
U.
I.
"but the cop, he was, uh" I almost got a d.
U.
I.
"but the cop, he was, uh" thankfully, the cop was, "but the cop, he was, uh" thankfully, the cop was, uh thankfully, the cop was, uh "he was dtf.
" Uh "he was dtf.
" thankfully, the cop was dtf, "he was dtf.
" thankfully, the cop was dtf, so he let me out of the ticket.
[ laughter ]
poke him in the chest and say, "you're silly.
"
[ laughter ]
Say, "you're silly.
"
[ laughter ]
you're silly.
[ laughter ]
you're silly.
You're silly, my friend.
you're silly.
You're silly, my friend.
what's up? You're silly, my friend.
what's up? keep poking him, keep poking what's up? keep poking him, keep poking him.
keep poking him, keep poking him.
you're a silly, silly goose.
you're a silly, silly goose.
you're a silly, silly goose.
now honk his boob.
you're a silly, silly goose.
now honk his boob.
Now honk his boob.
now honk his boob.
Now honk his boob.
you Now honk his boob.
you You
-- oh, my god.
you You
-- oh, my god.
You, my friend, are a silly, You
-- oh, my god.
You, my friend, are a silly, silly goose.
You, my friend, are a silly, silly goose.
Honk honk! All right? Silly goose.
Honk honk! All right? Let me get that for you.
Honk honk! All right? Let me get that for you.
We got it right out back.
Let me get that for you.
We got it right out back.
One sec.
We got it right out back.
One sec.
murr, run out from the back, One sec.
murr, run out from the back, honk his boobs, and then run murr, run out from the back, honk his boobs, and then run back again.
Honk his boobs, and then run back again.
honk! Back again.
honk!
[ laughter ]
honk!
[ laughter ]
run by and poke his chest
[ laughter ]
run by and poke his chest again.
run by and poke his chest again.
[ laughing ]
Again.
[ laughing ]
silly!
[ laughing ]
silly!
[ laughter ]
Silly!
[ laughter ]
you know what this store
[ laughter ]
you know what this store needs? you know what this store needs? A greeter.
Needs? A greeter.
like a retail store? A greeter.
like a retail store? yeah.
like a retail store? yeah.
when you walk in, they're yeah.
when you walk in, they're like, "hi.
How are you today?" when you walk in, they're like, "hi.
How are you today?" they try to make a Like, "hi.
How are you today?" they try to make a connection.
they try to make a connection.
all right.
Connection.
all right.
yeah, go ahead, murr.
all right.
yeah, go ahead, murr.
Be the greeter.
yeah, go ahead, murr.
Be the greeter.
you want me to Be the greeter.
you want me to yeah, go ahead around.
you want me to yeah, go ahead around.
So, we're gonna leave.
yeah, go ahead around.
So, we're gonna leave.
Um So, we're gonna leave.
Um the end of the day.
Um the end of the day.
the end of the day.
the end of the day.
the end of the day.
The store's closing.
the end of the day.
The store's closing.
So we're just gonna leave him The store's closing.
So we're just gonna leave him out there, see how long he So we're just gonna leave him out there, see how long he thinks it takes.
hello? Anybody? Guys, are you there? Are you talking to me? Guys, are you there? Are you talking to me? Hello, hello, hello? Oh
-- can you raise the gate back up? No? Can you raise the gate back up? No? What's going on? No? What's going on? The guys left, didn't they.
What's going on? The guys left, didn't they.
Mother
[bleep]
You serious?! They're gone? Cut the cameras! They're gone? Cut the cameras!
[ ding! ]
Cut the cameras!
[ ding! ]
narrator: Sal needs a
[ ding! ]
narrator: Sal needs a tune-up, so he's taking a pit narrator: Sal needs a tune-up, so he's taking a pit stop on the loser board.
Tune-up, so he's taking a pit stop on the loser board.
hello, everybody! Stop on the loser board.
hello, everybody! Today, we are at the mall, hello, everybody! Today, we are at the mall, playing a game called Today, we are at the mall, playing a game called "off the hook"! Playing a game called "off the hook"!
[ all cheering ]
while one of us is Distracting a stranger and Getting them to take a photo of Us, our teammate's gonna be Upstairs, trying to hook that Stranger's belongings using this Ridiculous fishing rod.
if your team can't get Something on the hook, you lose.
it's gonna be off the chain.
hook.
hook, man.
the whole build-up I say chain.
I say chain.
Uh, okay.
Here we go.
Very inconspicuous.
so, sal's got to distract a Shopper no part of this will ever Work.
While murr hooks the belongings from above.
Look at murray.
Belongings from above.
Look at murray.
He looks like a villain in a Look at murray.
He looks like a villain in a cartoon right now.
He looks like a villain in a cartoon right now.
[ laughing ]
Cartoon right now.
[ laughing ]
would you mind taking a photo
[ laughing ]
would you mind taking a photo of me? would you mind taking a photo of me? yeah, of course.
Of me? yeah, of course.
thank you so much.
yeah, of course.
thank you so much.
I just want to do it in front of thank you so much.
I just want to do it in front of this store right here.
I just want to do it in front of this store right here.
yeah.
This store right here.
yeah.
okay.
I'm gonna go like this.
yeah.
okay.
I'm gonna go like this.
Can you make it like I'm holding okay.
I'm gonna go like this.
Can you make it like I'm holding the sign up? Can you make it like I'm holding the sign up?
[ laughing ]
he's got it.
The sign up?
[ laughing ]
he's got it.
it's too heavy!
[ laughing ]
he's got it.
it's too heavy! It's
-- it's too heavy! it's too heavy! It's
-- it's too heavy! this way? It's
-- it's too heavy! this way? This way? this way? This way?
[ laughter ]
This way?
[ laughter ]
I can't get it!
[ laughter ]
I can't get it! Damn it.
I can't get it! Damn it.
I lost it! Damn it.
I lost it! it's the one that got away.
I lost it! it's the one that got away.
thank you, miss.
it's the one that got away.
thank you, miss.
[ laughing ]
thank you, miss.
[ laughing ]
they're both on the floor.
[ laughing ]
they're both on the floor.
[ laughing ]
They're both on the floor.
[ laughing ]
excuse me.
Miss?
[ laughing ]
excuse me.
Miss? Could you take a picture of me excuse me.
Miss? Could you take a picture of me in front of the sign? Could you take a picture of me in front of the sign? Yeah.
In front of the sign? Yeah.
Do you want to put your bag down Yeah.
Do you want to put your bag down or? Do you want to put your bag down or? Okay.
Or? Okay.
Okay.
So, come
-- come maybe Okay.
Okay.
So, come
-- come maybe closer this way.
Okay.
So, come
-- come maybe closer this way.
Okay.
Closer this way.
Okay.
So
[ laughter ]
he got it! let me help you, let me help you.
let me help you, let me help you.
I'll help you, I'll help you.
You.
I'll help you, I'll help you.
I'll help you.
I'll help you, I'll help you.
I'll help you.
[ laughter ]
I'll help you.
[ laughter ]
they said it wouldn't work.
[ laughter ]
they said it wouldn't work.
[ ding! ]
they said it wouldn't work.
[ ding! ]
murr, let me try to fish.
[ ding! ]
murr, let me try to fish.
Let me go.
murr, let me try to fish.
Let me go.
look at this.
Let me go.
look at this.
I can't do this.
look at this.
I can't do this.
look at this.
I can't do this.
look at this.
[ laughing ]
look at this.
[ laughing ]
dude, murray, there's no
[ laughing ]
dude, murray, there's no
[bleep]
way, buddy.
dude, murray, there's no
[bleep]
way, buddy.
sal can't do this.
[bleep]
way, buddy.
sal can't do this.
oh, that's right.
sal can't do this.
oh, that's right.
yeah, he gets scared.
oh, that's right.
yeah, he gets scared.
He's got a thing about railings.
yeah, he gets scared.
He's got a thing about railings.
I'm just nervous.
He's got a thing about railings.
I'm just nervous.
you know I love you, but I'm just nervous.
you know I love you, but sometimes I look at you, and I you know I love you, but sometimes I look at you, and I don't know how you got this far Sometimes I look at you, and I don't know how you got this far in life.
Don't know how you got this far in life.
I really wonder.
In life.
I really wonder.
oh, my god.
I really wonder.
oh, my god.
Murray, the mother lode.
oh, my god.
Murray, the mother lode.
The mother lode! Murray, the mother lode.
The mother lode! can you take a picture of me? The mother lode! can you take a picture of me? Oh.
Can you take a photo? can you take a picture of me? Oh.
Can you take a photo? oh, look at him! Oh.
Can you take a photo? oh, look at him! He's gonna have to extend.
oh, look at him! He's gonna have to extend.
I can't do it, guys.
He's gonna have to extend.
I can't do it, guys.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, guys.
I can't do it.
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't do it.
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the ocean
-- on the ocean oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the ocean
-- on the ocean side? On the ocean
-- on the ocean side? Ah.
I'm from new york, but I've Side? Ah.
I'm from new york, but I've been to buenos aires.
Ah.
I'm from new york, but I've been to buenos aires.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
we can't miss this we can't miss this we can't miss this we can't miss this opportunity.
we can't miss this opportunity.
Tag me in.
Opportunity.
Tag me in.
what, are you going to help Tag me in.
what, are you going to help him? what, are you going to help him? please, yes.
Him? please, yes.
okay, okay.
Ready? please, yes.
okay, okay.
Ready? Okay.
Here, here.
okay, okay.
Ready? Okay.
Here, here.
oh, my god.
Okay.
Here, here.
oh, my god.
I can't watch it.
oh, my god.
I can't watch it.
we'll take three, okay? I can't watch it.
we'll take three, okay? One.
we'll take three, okay? One.
oh, my god.
One.
oh, my god.
he's got it, he's got it.
oh, my god.
he's got it, he's got it.
good.
he's got it, he's got it.
good.
Let's see, let's see.
good.
Let's see, let's see.
oh, my god.
Let's see, let's see.
oh, my god.
thank you so much.
oh, my god.
thank you so much.
Gracias.
thank you so much.
Gracias.
Wait! Gracias.
Wait! You let him do it?! Wait! You let him do it?! that's my fish.
You let him do it?! that's my fish.
That's my fish.
that's my fish.
That's my fish.
no, that point comes to us.
That's my fish.
no, that point comes to us.
That point comes to us.
no, that point comes to us.
That point comes to us.
you can't hijack our turn! That point comes to us.
you can't hijack our turn! You go.
joe, you know why we have an Advantage? why's that? this actually isn't the first Time I've done this.
[ laughing ]
this is how I did christmas Shopping four years in a row.
[ laughing ]
oh, joey.
Joey.
oh, joey.
Joey.
Tons of bags right there.
Joey.
Tons of bags right there.
would you take a quick pic Tons of bags right there.
would you take a quick pic for me, bud? would you take a quick pic for me, bud? My girl asked me to take a pic For me, bud? My girl asked me to take a pic of me shopping in the mall.
My girl asked me to take a pic of me shopping in the mall.
go, go, go.
Of me shopping in the mall.
go, go, go.
Lower the hook.
go, go, go.
Lower the hook.
yeah.
And I was trying to get Lower the hook.
yeah.
And I was trying to get this part in it.
yeah.
And I was trying to get this part in it.
Just come up a little bit here.
This part in it.
Just come up a little bit here.
This Just come up a little bit here.
This 'cause I'm trying to get the This 'cause I'm trying to get the whole mall.
'cause I'm trying to get the whole mall.
Like, "check me out.
Whole mall.
Like, "check me out.
I'm shopping, and you're at Like, "check me out.
I'm shopping, and you're at home.
" I'm shopping, and you're at home.
" you know what I mean? Home.
" you know what I mean? And I want to do one with the You know what I mean? And I want to do one with the jacket off, if you don't mind.
And I want to do one with the jacket off, if you don't mind.
lift.
Jacket off, if you don't mind.
lift.
oh! lift.
oh! caught! oh! caught! you had it! caught! you had it! enh! you had it! enh! thank you so much.
enh! thank you so much.
The picture looks great.
thank you so much.
The picture looks great.
a second too late.
The picture looks great.
a second too late.
would you mind taking a a second too late.
would you mind taking a quick picture for me? would you mind taking a quick picture for me? Uh, I'm gonna push that button, Quick picture for me? Uh, I'm gonna push that button, and then I'm gonna do Uh, I'm gonna push that button, and then I'm gonna do oh, he's coming in fast.
And then I'm gonna do oh, he's coming in fast.
okay.
oh, he's coming in fast.
okay.
Yeah, come closer.
okay.
Yeah, come closer.
That's it.
Yeah, come closer.
That's it.
I'm gonna take one with the That's it.
I'm gonna take one with the jacket off.
I'm gonna take one with the jacket off.
One more.
Jacket off.
One more.
Here you go.
One more.
Here you go.
oh! He got it! Here you go.
oh! He got it! He got it! oh! He got it! He got it! pull, you son of a bitch.
He got it! pull, you son of a bitch.
[ grunting ]
pull, you son of a bitch.
[ grunting ]
[ laughing ]
[ grunting ]
[ laughing ]
put your back into it.
[ laughing ]
put your back into it.
[ both laugh ]
put your back into it.
[ both laugh ]
thank you so much.
[ both laugh ]
thank you so much.
I don't know how much more I can Thank you so much.
I don't know how much more I can distract
-- I don't know how much more I can distract
-- oh, that's it.
Distract
-- oh, that's it.
she caught you! Oh, that's it.
she caught you!
[ laughter ]
she caught you!
[ laughter ]
too heavy.
[ laughter ]
too heavy.
Q is no old man and the sea.
too heavy.
Q is no old man and the sea.
That's for sure.
Q is no old man and the sea.
That's for sure.
is it lightweight? That's for sure.
is it lightweight? How heavy? is it lightweight? How heavy? Is it light? How heavy? Is it light? This is nice.
Is it light? This is nice.
Did you get this here? This is nice.
Did you get this here?
[ chuckles ]
Did you get this here?
[ chuckles ]
hey, you want to take a
[ chuckles ]
hey, you want to take a picture? hey, you want to take a picture? Take a picture for me? Picture? Take a picture for me? Thank you.
Take a picture for me? Thank you.
Big smile.
Thank you.
Big smile.
There you go.
Big smile.
There you go.
Good.
Right there.
There you go.
Good.
Right there.
ooh! Good.
Right there.
ooh! up and down.
ooh! up and down.
Yeah, 'cause up and down.
Yeah, 'cause oh.
Oh! Yeah, 'cause oh.
Oh! pull, you son of a bitch.
oh.
Oh! pull, you son of a bitch.
oh, get caught, get caught, pull, you son of a bitch.
oh, get caught, get caught, get caught! oh, get caught, get caught, get caught! He's got it! Get caught! He's got it!
[ both laugh ]
He's got it!
[ both laugh ]
he got the luggage!
[ both laugh ]
he got the luggage! you got it? He got the luggage! you got it? I got it! you got it? I got it!
[ all cheering ]
I got it!
[ all cheering ]
we got it!
[ all cheering ]
we got it! Caught the big fish! we got it! Caught the big fish! all right.
Caught the big fish! all right.
[ ding! ]
all right.
[ ding! ]
yeah! Nicely done.
[ ding! ]
yeah! Nicely done.
narrator: All the guys are yeah! Nicely done.
narrator: All the guys are off the hook in this challenge, narrator: All the guys are off the hook in this challenge, making sal tonight's big loser.
Off the hook in this challenge, making sal tonight's big loser.
hey, here it is, buddy.
Making sal tonight's big loser.
hey, here it is, buddy.
Super-easy punishment.
hey, here it is, buddy.
Super-easy punishment.
All you have to do is dig your Super-easy punishment.
All you have to do is dig your hands into that bucket and pull All you have to do is dig your hands into that bucket and pull out the first thing you feel.
Hands into that bucket and pull out the first thing you feel.
okay.
Out the first thing you feel.
okay.
now this is going to dictate okay.
now this is going to dictate how your punishment goes.
now this is going to dictate how your punishment goes.
ugh.
How your punishment goes.
ugh.
[ laughter ]
ugh.
[ laughter ]
so dig on in, pal.
[ laughter ]
so dig on in, pal.
come on.
See what you find.
so dig on in, pal.
come on.
See what you find.
oh! come on.
See what you find.
oh! I feel stuff.
oh! I feel stuff.
okay.
I feel stuff.
okay.
[ laughter ]
okay.
[ laughter ]
what is this?
[ laughter ]
what is this? ah! Fire truck! what is this? ah! Fire truck! the fire truck! ah! Fire truck! the fire truck! okay.
Just go wash up, and the fire truck! okay.
Just go wash up, and we'll get started.
okay.
Just go wash up, and we'll get started.
We'll see you on the other side.
We'll get started.
We'll see you on the other side.
[ laughter ]
That bucket meant nothing.
We just wanted sal to get his hands dirty so he had to go wash We just wanted sal to get his hands dirty so he had to go wash them in our bathroom.
Hands dirty so he had to go wash them in our bathroom.
[ laughter ]
Them in our bathroom.
[ laughter ]
we control the sink, the
[ laughter ]
we control the sink, the toilet, the ceilings, the we control the sink, the toilet, the ceilings, the walls
-- everything.
Toilet, the ceilings, the walls
-- everything.
the
[bleep]
is literally Walls
-- everything.
the
[bleep]
is literally about to hit the fan.
the
[bleep]
is literally about to hit the fan.
[ both laugh ]
About to hit the fan.
[ both laugh ]
and let's lock the door from the
[ both laugh ]
and let's lock the door from the outside.
And let's lock the door from the outside.
there you go.
Oh, he just broke the sink.
oh, you
[bleep]
dude! oh, you
[bleep]
dude! turn this on.
Dude! turn this on.
[ laughing ]
turn this on.
[ laughing ]
stop!
[ laughing ]
stop! Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Stop! Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[ laughter ]
Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[ laughter ]
guys!
[ laughter ]
guys! Guys! guys! Guys! No! welcome to the bathroom of no! No! welcome to the bathroom of No! No! welcome to the bathroom of horrors.
welcome to the bathroom of horrors.
[ laughs evilly ]
Horrors.
[ laughs evilly ]
no!
[ laughs evilly ]
no! No! No! no! No! No! No! No! No! No! Aah! No! Aah!
[ laughter ]
Aah!
[ laughter ]
the
[bleep]
[ laughter ]
the
[bleep]
in order to escape, you must The
[bleep]
in order to escape, you must solve these riddles.
in order to escape, you must solve these riddles.
the first riddle.
Solve these riddles.
the first riddle.
All you have to do is search the first riddle.
All you have to do is search where you go number two.
All you have to do is search where you go number two.
[ all laugh evilly ]
Where you go number two.
[ all laugh evilly ]
[ laughing ]
you jerks.
[ all laugh evilly ]
[ laughing ]
you jerks.
hit it.
[ laughing ]
you jerks.
hit it.
oh, no! hit it.
oh, no!
[ laughter ]
oh, no!
[ laughter ]
[bleep]
[ laughter ]
[bleep]
[bleep]
jerk-offs!
[bleep]
[bleep]
jerk-offs! Residue!
[bleep]
jerk-offs! Residue! There's residue of germs! Residue! There's residue of germs!
[ laughter ]
There's residue of germs!
[ laughter ]
whatever just sh*t up from
[ laughter ]
whatever just sh*t up from the
-- in the toilet, there' a Whatever just sh*t up from the
-- in the toilet, there' a residue in there that went in my The
-- in the toilet, there' a residue in there that went in my mouth now.
Residue in there that went in my mouth now.
[bleep]
Mouth now.
[bleep]
be careful, buddy.
[bleep]
be careful, buddy.
I think the toilet's broke.
be careful, buddy.
I think the toilet's broke.
[ laughter ]
I think the toilet's broke.
[ laughter ]
try the top of the t*nk.
[ laughter ]
try the top of the t*nk.
uh-oh, uh-oh.
Try the top of the t*nk.
uh-oh, uh-oh.
oh! It's alive! uh-oh, uh-oh.
oh! It's alive!
[ laughter ]
oh! It's alive!
[ laughter ]
what do I do?
[ laughter ]
what do I do? we know you're no mobster, What do I do? we know you're no mobster, but look under the lobster.
we know you're no mobster, but look under the lobster.
oh, my god! But look under the lobster.
oh, my god! I'm so sorry, guy! oh, my god! I'm so sorry, guy! Aah! I'm so sorry, guy! Aah!
[ laughs ]
Aah!
[ laughs ]
aah!
[ laughs ]
aah!
[ laughter ]
aah!
[ laughter ]
yeah!
[ laughter ]
yeah! hey! All right, all right.
yeah! hey! All right, all right.
congratulations on solving hey! All right, all right.
congratulations on solving the first riddle.
congratulations on solving the first riddle.
the next riddle is, for your The first riddle.
the next riddle is, for your freedom to begin, go where the next riddle is, for your freedom to begin, go where there's medicine.
Freedom to begin, go where there's medicine.
[ laughs evilly ]
[ laughing ]
look at him checking it out.
he doesn't trust anything.
Look at him checking it out.
he doesn't trust anything.
[ door creaks ]
he doesn't trust anything.
[ door creaks ]
here we go.
[ door creaks ]
here we go.
Here we go, buddy.
here we go.
Here we go, buddy.
here you go.
Here we go, buddy.
here you go.
look underneath.
here you go.
look underneath.
"we know you're frustrated, look underneath.
"we know you're frustrated, but don't be bitchy.
"we know you're frustrated, but don't be bitchy.
Your next clue is the dance But don't be bitchy.
Your next clue is the dance floor for lionel richie.
" Your next clue is the dance floor for lionel richie.
" oh, the ceiling.
here we go.
[ laughter ]
[ coughing ]
[ laughter ]
[ coughing ]
all right, sal, try to find
[ coughing ]
all right, sal, try to find the key.
all right, sal, try to find the key.
[ chuckles ]
The key.
[ chuckles ]
watch out for the lobster.
[ chuckles ]
watch out for the lobster.
what?! watch out for the lobster.
what?!
[ laughter ]
It's a help button.
well, buddy, if you feel like you can't get out on your own well, buddy, if you feel like you can't get out on your own and need a little help You can't get out on your own and need a little help yeah, then go ahead.
And need a little help yeah, then go ahead.
Hit the help button.
yeah, then go ahead.
Hit the help button.
[ beeping ]
Hit the help button.
[ beeping ]
[ laughter ]
[ beeping ]
[ laughter ]
help!
[ laughter ]
help! Help! help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Aah! Help! Aah!
[ laughter ]
Aah!
[ laughter ]
what?!
[ laughter ]
what?!
[ laughing ]
What?!
[ laughing ]
somebody call the fire
[ laughing ]
somebody call the fire department? somebody call the fire department?
[ laughter ]
Department?
[ laughter ]
I got you.
Come on.
[ laughter ]
I got you.
Come on.
oh, my
-- I got you.
Come on.
oh, my
--
[ laughter ]
oh, my
--
[ laughter ]
together: Hey!
[ laughter ]
together: Hey! you made it.
together: Hey! you made it.
look at you.
you made it.
look at you.
you got saved by the fire look at you.
you got saved by the fire truck.
you got saved by the fire truck.
that was the worst ever.
do you think your father Would be proud of you? no.
No, I'm not.
[ laughter ]
he's been watching the whole Time! why can't you be more like Him?
[ laughter ]
04x14 - Bathroom Break
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.
This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.