School and not hello, new york!
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wow!
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wow! I'm howie mandel, and this is Wow! I'm howie mandel, and this is the "impractical jokers live I'm howie mandel, and this is the "impractical jokers live punishment special" here on The "impractical jokers live punishment special" here on trutv.
Punishment special" here on trutv.
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Trutv.
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feel the excitement.
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feel the excitement.
We are at the historic Feel the excitement.
We are at the historic south street seaport in We are at the historic south street seaport in manhattan, celebrating the 100th South street seaport in manhattan, celebrating the 100th episode of "impractical jokers.
" Manhattan, celebrating the 100th episode of "impractical jokers.
" it's a beautiful night here in Episode of "impractical jokers.
" it's a beautiful night here in new york city.
It's a beautiful night here in new york city.
We've got an amazing crowd right New york city.
We've got an amazing crowd right here.
We've got an amazing crowd right here.
The jokers arrived here earlier Here.
The jokers arrived here earlier today and were greeted by some The jokers arrived here earlier today and were greeted by some of their biggest fans, and I Today and were greeted by some of their biggest fans, and I should know.
Of their biggest fans, and I should know.
I'm a huge fan, too.
Should know.
I'm a huge fan, too.
This is a sh*t of them coming I'm a huge fan, too.
This is a sh*t of them coming in, getting off the bus.
This is a sh*t of them coming in, getting off the bus.
The crowds here are crazy.
In, getting off the bus.
The crowds here are crazy.
They really are.
And for all of you fans, here And at home, they're attempting The biggest dare they've ever Done.
Five stories above my head is a High wire that all four jokers Will walk for the first-ever Live punishment.
So let's bring out the men who will try to conquer that wire.
Give it up for joe, sal, q, and Will try to conquer that wire.
Give it up for joe, sal, q, and murr! Give it up for joe, sal, q, and murr!
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Murr!
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wow! Wow!
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wow! Wow! Oh, my god.
Wow! Wow! Oh, my god.
The word
-- the word Oh, my god.
The word
-- the word "punishment" has never meant The word
-- the word "punishment" has never meant more before.
"punishment" has never meant more before.
Can you explain it to me? More before.
Can you explain it to me? Why? Can you explain it to me? Why? You guys are out of your mind.
Why? You guys are out of your mind.
'cause we're out of our mind.
You guys are out of your mind.
'cause we're out of our mind.
That's why we're doing it.
'cause we're out of our mind.
That's why we're doing it.
And we love you guys! That's why we're doing it.
And we love you guys!
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And we love you guys!
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thank you, everybody, for our
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thank you, everybody, for our thank you, everybody, for our You guys make this possible.
You guys make this possible.
And if sky diving is any You guys make this possible.
And if sky diving is any indication, I'm gonna fail.
And if sky diving is any indication, I'm gonna fail.
[ laughs ]
Indication, I'm gonna fail.
[ laughs ]
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[ laughs ]
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I'm trying not to throw up.
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I'm trying not to throw up.
[ laughter ]
I'm trying not to throw up.
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I thank you personally for
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I thank you personally for that.
I thank you personally for that.
And, q? That.
And, q? I can't wait for sal to throw And, q? I can't wait for sal to throw up! I can't wait for sal to throw up! oh, my god! Up! oh, my god!
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oh, my god!
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are you sure you're ready for
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are you sure you're ready for this? Are you sure you're ready for this? Well, it doesn't matter.
This? Well, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, because you Well, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, because you have absolutely no choice.
It doesn't matter, because you have absolutely no choice.
Crowd, are you ready for this? Have absolutely no choice.
Crowd, are you ready for this?
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Crowd, are you ready for this?
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okay!
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okay! Let's get this started! Okay! Let's get this started!
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Let's get this started!
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prepare for something
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prepare for something amazing.
prepare for something amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up? Amazing.
hey, mustache, what's up?
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hey, mustache, what's up?
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I want my mommy!
[ laughter ]
I will never forgive you!
[ laughter ]
I will never forgive you! larry! I will never forgive you! larry!
[ laughter ]
okay.
Who will master that wire, and who will fail in shame and Who will master that wire, and who will fail in shame and misery on live tv? Who will fail in shame and misery on live tv? For the past three weeks, Misery on live tv? For the past three weeks, america has been voting for For the past three weeks, america has been voting for which joker they think will walk America has been voting for which joker they think will walk the farthest.
Which joker they think will walk the farthest.
Okay? You can see the graphics, and There is still time to tweet Your vote now using the hashtags At the bottom of your screen.
But tonight isn't just about Bragging rights.
Each joker is competing for the Charity of his choice.
If they're brave enough to attempt the walk, they'll earn their charity $10,000.
Attempt the walk, they'll earn their charity $10,000.
And the one who walks the Their charity $10,000.
And the one who walks the farthest will win his charity And the one who walks the farthest will win his charity $50,000! Farthest will win his charity $50,000!
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$50,000!
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and that's made possible in part
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and that's made possible in part by fanduel.
And that's made possible in part by fanduel.
Now, just because this is for By fanduel.
Now, just because this is for charity doesn't mean it's gonna Now, just because this is for charity doesn't mean it's gonna be easy.
Charity doesn't mean it's gonna be easy.
A five-story high wire is scary.
Be easy.
A five-story high wire is scary.
That word doesn't even describe A five-story high wire is scary.
That word doesn't even describe it.
That word doesn't even describe it.
But this is It.
But this is "impractical jokers," so we But this is "impractical jokers," so we thought it should be a little "impractical jokers," so we thought it should be a little more ridiculous.
Thought it should be a little more ridiculous.
Okay? More ridiculous.
Okay? These guys love costumes, so the Okay? These guys love costumes, so the loser of tonight's episode will These guys love costumes, so the loser of tonight's episode will have to walk that wire in a Loser of tonight's episode will have to walk that wire in a costume picked by the other Have to walk that wire in a costume picked by the other three from the dozens of crazy Costume picked by the other three from the dozens of crazy outfits they've worn over Three from the dozens of crazy outfits they've worn over Outfits they've worn over We're about to roll out three We're about to roll out three brand-new challenges, and the We're about to roll out three brand-new challenges, and the joker who gets the most thumbs Brand-new challenges, and the joker who gets the most thumbs down in them will be suiting up Joker who gets the most thumbs down in them will be suiting up in something awful.
Down in them will be suiting up in something awful.
Like that's not awful enough.
In something awful.
Like that's not awful enough.
Does it sound good? Like that's not awful enough.
Does it sound good? no.
Does it sound good? no.
does it sound good? no.
does it sound good?
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does it sound good?
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bring it on!
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bring it on! here we go again.
Bring it on! here we go again.
Today, we're trying to make each here we go again.
Today, we're trying to make each other laugh by doing personality Today, we're trying to make each other laugh by doing personality tests with strangers.
Other laugh by doing personality tests with strangers.
while conducting the survey, Tests with strangers.
while conducting the survey, the other guys are gonna be while conducting the survey, the other guys are gonna be behind that glass wall, which The other guys are gonna be behind that glass wall, which becomes see-through at the flip Behind that glass wall, which becomes see-through at the flip of a switch.
the goal is to not laugh While watching the craziness That's going on behind the Glass.
it's real crazy.
hey, how's it going, bud? Lamell, good to see you, pal.
all right, I'm going g first.
yeah, go get them.
okay.
could you tell me a memory That you have with a pet? I had a dog named pep.
did you have responsibilities Like change the litter box? always change the litter box, Walk the dog, clean up after Them, as far as their living Quarters.
and did you ever go to a pet Park with them? no.
no? no.
okay.
[ both laugh ]
you never got to?
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we got him! I like kittens.
do you agree that some Things, when they're little, They're cute, and then when they Grow up, they turn really ugly? Like a baby ferret, for Instance.
no.
no.
You got the reverse.
all right, I'm out.
take me through a shopping Experience for you for clothing.
I look for things that I Probably say that I like but not Necessarily very pricey.
I'm not interested in paying More then I need to for Something that nobody's gonna Know it's a gucci shirt or a Van heusen shirt.
If you're spending more than 50 Bucks for this shirt if you spend that much, You're a turkey.
[ laughing ]
that's a laugh.
That's a laugh.
[ laughing ]
but like I said, I'm not Going to
[ laughing ]
you want to talk me through Going to the grocery store? looking for whatever sales Are there.
That's the first thing I always Look for anytime I go somewhere.
oh, what's this?
[ laughing ]
turn over.
It's every two or three days I Go and constantly
[ laughter ]
[ laughs ]
that's a laugh.
That's a laugh.
[ laughs ]
Oh, man.
[ laughter ]
hey, how you doing, sir? How are you? Thanks for coming in today.
I'll be back.
do you like playing sports? I was like 6'1", 190 in High school.
[ laughter ]
it's high-powered asian Businessmen closing deals over Joe's body.
Raised being bored in School and not that's a laugh.
That was a laugh, bud.
how do you listen to music Now? well, now just strictly Through my phone.
About maybe 10,000 songs.
oh, wow.
Okay.
here we go, baby.
Somebody's about to make a Big-time return.
Oh, it's a robber.
wait!
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it's the return of fat crow.
Some of you may know him from Q's fashion-show punishment.
I'm a huge hip-hop fanatic, But fat crow! Fat crow to the rescue! my favorite groups were oh, my god.
That would be amazing.
That would be amazing.
[ laughter ]
Fat crow watches everything.
That's what I learned.
Wow.
all right, here we go, here We go, here we go.
so, do you go to a lot of Sporting events or no? no.
I would like to, but just not I used to oh, it's a hot dog machine.
[ speaking indistinctly ]
[ laughing ]
so literally, a day Friday or Saturday.
He lives there, so I know he's Been there for years.
Glasses Yeah.
So he looked always like That.
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[ cheers and appla Ariel, I'm sal.
all right, murr.
I got it, I got it.
go get them, tiger.
here we go.
in a crowded room, do you Find yourself amongst the middle Of the room or toward the Outskirts of the room? like, if it's a group of Strangers, then I'm gonna be on The outskirts.
okay.
So you'd say you're Social amongst people that you, Like, if I don't know here's something murray never Had to do before
-- stretch out A condom.
there it comes.
are you more concerned with People's feelings? he's blowing it up.
would you be more concerned With someone's feelings look at his bald head in There! He looks like mr.
Freeze!
[ both laugh ]
It's off! It popped!
[ chuckles ]
we got him! We got him! tell me about the last Concert you went to, even if it Was a long time ago.
oh!
[ chuckles ]
we brought in señora lanza.
Our high school spanish teacher Returns! webster hall, I went to a Concert.
It was a free concert.
I won tickets, so oh.
Murr was cheating.
Oh, no! oh, no! that's the answers.
uh-oh.
uh-oh, she's pissed.
Señora lanza is pissed.
Line it up! She's gonna b*at that ass!
[ laughter ]
yes! There he goes.
That's a laugh.
the last concert I went to Was the imagination dragons.
Yeah, they're great.
There was this band Señora lanza that opened for Them.
[ laughing ]
Oh, oh.
I got to go.
I got a little prep on this one.
oh, okay.
Good luck to you, Buddy.
thanks.
what would you be doing each Night, in general? check my e-mail, see if I Have anything important I have To take care of.
Get rid of those.
Read a couple blogs.
aww! who's that? q's getting married! who's he marrying? It's sal's mother! Q's getting married to sal's Mother! no, no, no, no, no.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, No.
No, nothing
-- nothing at all.
he's making out with your Mother! I guess it didn't work out Between q and his father.
[ both laugh ]
[ chuckles ]
Talk to me about trust.
[ both laugh ]
I don't trust people.
neither do I.
[ laughter ]
nice to meet you.
Have a seat.
How are you today? good.
here goes everything.
can you do me a favor? Because I laughed a lot.
Bring this home.
I'm bringing the game.
I'm bringing my "a" game.
how many times per year do You think you go on vacation? not often.
not often? we did some beer tours, Brewery tours.
okay.
And you paid to go on these Tours? mm-hmm.
okay.
I guess I price compare, but There are certain ones that I Won't go on.
[ laughter ]
Like, my life's pretty boring.
[ laughter continues ]
that was great.
Okay.
Now, you said you had a Lot of friends in oregon.
mm-hmm.
okay.
[ laughing ]
He's on a roll.
do you typically go to the Beach? I like to.
I don't seem to have time.
Okay.
Sun, water.
sun, water.
and the heat.
Uh uh-oh, uh-oh! The baby
-- the baby's angry.
Oh, baby's
--
[ laughter ]
okay.
all of, I guess, garbage And
-- I'm sorry.
You said the beach.
So, the sun, you love.
that's a full-on laugh! take me through the whole Process of how you go food Shopping.
um, okay.
I guess there is some brand Loyalty.
okay.
it's a granny pillow fight.
[ laughter ]
Oh! She jacked her up! She hit her in her glasses! It's getting serious.
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna Get him, I'll get him, I'll get Him, I'll get him.
Acting!
[ laughter ]
sal is laying into these Ladies! I'll tell you
[ laughter ]
he's giving up!
[ laughter ]
got him! Yeah! Sal took a b*ating for the Cause.
eh, so I think we're done with this Focus group.
[ laughter ]
[ laughs ]
All right.
Look at the board up there.
Two laughs for q, but three laughs each for sal and murr and Two laughs for q, but three laughs each for sal and murr and joe.
Laughs each for sal and murr and joe.
So that means three big thumbs Joe.
So that means three big thumbs down.
So that means three big thumbs down.
I hope you can keep it together Down.
I hope you can keep it together better when you're up there if I hope you can keep it together better when you're up there if you can't even hold in laughs.
Better when you're up there if you can't even hold in laughs.
How are you guys
-- how are you You can't even hold in laughs.
How are you guys
-- how are you guys feeling? How are you guys
-- how are you guys feeling? yeah, we're feeling great! Guys feeling? yeah, we're feeling great! this is amazing! yeah, we're feeling great! this is amazing! you're feeling great? this is amazing! you're feeling great? You're stupid! you're feeling great? You're stupid! I was just up there! You're stupid! I was just up there! I can't even get my harness off.
I was just up there! I can't even get my harness off.
And this hurts without even I can't even get my harness off.
And this hurts without even falling into this.
And this hurts without even falling into this.
This is gonna be painful.
Falling into this.
This is gonna be painful.
It's dangerous.
This is gonna be painful.
It's dangerous.
It's ridiculous.
It's dangerous.
It's ridiculous.
Remember, the loser of tonight's It's ridiculous.
Remember, the loser of tonight's episode will be walking that Remember, the loser of tonight's episode will be walking that wire in a costume picked by the Episode will be walking that wire in a costume picked by the other jokers.
Wire in a costume picked by the other jokers.
Like it's not scary enough, you Other jokers.
Like it's not scary enough, you got to look ridiculous.
Like it's not scary enough, you got to look ridiculous.
Also, okay
-- Got to look ridiculous.
Also, okay
-- there's a lot of interesting Also, okay
-- there's a lot of interesting options, okay? There's a lot of interesting options, okay? Who will get that next thumbs Options, okay? Who will get that next thumbs down? Who will get that next thumbs down? Let's find out now in tonight's Down? Let's find out now in tonight's second challenge.
Let's find out now in tonight's second challenge.
Watch this.
Second challenge.
Watch this.
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Watch this.
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how'd we get hurt?
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how'd we get hurt? Well, the other guys are gonna how'd we get hurt? Well, the other guys are gonna tell us.
Well, the other guys are gonna tell us.
the goal is to get the Tell us.
the goal is to get the shopper to believe your the goal is to get the shopper to believe your ridiculous story.
Shopper to believe your ridiculous story.
If they don't believe you, you Ridiculous story.
If they don't believe you, you lose.
If they don't believe you, you lose.
where's q? Lose.
where's q? ohh! where's q? ohh! Ow! Ow! oh, murray's hurt.
Murray's jacked up.
oh, look at that.
my wish came true.
no, he's still walking.
[ both laugh ]
no, he's still walking.
[ both laugh ]
do you know if these are any
[ both laugh ]
do you know if these are any good, ma'am? do you know if these are any good, ma'am? I used to bake my own bread, but Good, ma'am? I used to bake my own bread, but then I got jacked up like three I used to bake my own bread, but then I got jacked up like three weeks ago.
Then I got jacked up like three weeks ago.
Crazy story.
Weeks ago.
Crazy story.
What happened to me? Crazy story.
What happened to me? I punched a guy in a coffin.
What happened to me? I punched a guy in a coffin.
I
-- I punched a guy in a coffin.
I
--
[ laughing ]
I
--
[ laughing ]
I punched a guy in a coffin.
That's not a good plan.
it was a closed casket at the time, which is why I punched it.
it was a closed casket at the time, which is why I punched it.
[ laughing ]
Time, which is why I punched it.
[ laughing ]
do you believe me?
[ laughing ]
do you believe me? No? Do you believe me? No?
[ laughter ]
oh.
you don't look so good, pal.
here we go.
oh, I hurt myself recently.
what happened, bud? do you know how I hurt Myself? parkour with mark ruffalo.
[ laughter ]
parkour.
Yeah, with mark ruffalo.
[ laughter ]
He's really my uncle's brother.
he's your father? so he's your father? he's your father! idiot.
uh Mark ruffalo is my father.
I'm sal ruffalo.
But you believe me? she doesn't believe it.
no, really, look.
Parkour!
[ laughter ]
Parkour! Parkour! Parkour!
[ laughter ]
all right, q.
[ laughter ]
You got a broken wrist and a Sprained neck.
[ reverse signal beeping ]
oh! yeah, I'm fine.
Do they have gouda cheese?
[ laughter ]
I just need one more loaf.
I'm having the hardest time Here.
Oh, thank you so much.
You are an angel.
I'm having the worst week.
I pinched queen elizabeth's Tuchus.
I'm pinched queen elizabeth's Tuchus.
She kicked the royal
[bleep]
out Of me.
Yeah, you know those guys with The fuzzy hats? They took me to a room, and they Just waled on me for like an Hour.
You believe me, don't you?
[ laughter ]
no?
[ laughter ]
No?
[ laughter ]
[ laughs ]
keep going, bud.
[ laughter ]
[ laughs ]
keep going, bud.
little help.
[ laughs ]
keep going, bud.
little help.
Little help, little help.
little help.
Little help, little help.
Oh, I just need a ticket.
Little help, little help.
Oh, I just need a ticket.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I just need a ticket.
Oh, thank you.
I have been having the worst Oh, thank you.
I have been having the worst week.
I have been having the worst week.
I fell out of my bunk bed.
Week.
I fell out of my bunk bed.
I fell out of my bunk bed.
[ laughing ]
I share it.
I share it with sal.
I share it.
I share it with sal.
leave me out of it.
I share it with sal.
leave me out of it.
Leave me out of it.
leave me out of it.
Leave me out of it.
I fall off the bed, and all Leave me out of it.
I fall off the bed, and all this happens.
I fall off the bed, and all this happens.
[ laughs ]
This happens.
[ laughs ]
you believe me, right?
[ laughs ]
you believe me, right? yeah? Yeah.
you believe me, right? yeah? Yeah.
no! yeah? Yeah.
no!
[ reverse signal beeping ]
no!
[ reverse signal beeping ]
[ laughter ]
what injury makes you walk Like
--
[ laughter ]
joe, what's up with that Shirt? it's like I'm a fat superhero.
[ laughter ]
Superhero.
[ laughter ]
it's almost like the stripe
[ laughter ]
it's almost like the stripe is like his heart rate.
it's almost like the stripe is like his heart rate.
It's kind of cool, but also it's Is like his heart rate.
It's kind of cool, but also it's kind of weird.
It's kind of cool, but also it's kind of weird.
I think it's cooler in a Kind of weird.
I think it's cooler in a smaller size with a better I think it's cooler in a smaller size with a better shaped body.
Smaller size with a better shaped body.
[ laughter ]
Shaped body.
[ laughter ]
here we go.
do you ever buy the fish from Here? Oh, yeah.
I need something that's prepared Right now 'cause I'm a little Jacked up right now a little Bit, yeah.
No, no, no, I wish it was a car accident.
Craziest thing happened.
Accident.
Craziest thing happened.
turns out I didn't know all Craziest thing happened.
turns out I didn't know all the rules to badminton.
turns out I didn't know all the rules to badminton.
it turns out I didn't
-- The rules to badminton.
it turns out I didn't
-- well, I didn't know all the it turns out I didn't
-- well, I didn't know all the rules to badminton.
Well, I didn't know all the rules to badminton.
[ laughter ]
Rules to badminton.
[ laughter ]
I should stick to the tennis,
[ laughter ]
I should stick to the tennis, 'cause that badminton
[bleep]
me I should stick to the tennis, 'cause that badminton
[bleep]
me up real good, yeah.
'cause that badminton
[bleep]
me up real good, yeah.
Took two shuttlecocks to the Up real good, yeah.
Took two shuttlecocks to the neck.
Took two shuttlecocks to the neck.
[ laughing ]
Neck.
[ laughing ]
went down hard, bro.
[ laughing ]
went down hard, bro.
I took another shuttlecock to went down hard, bro.
I took another shuttlecock to the knee.
I took another shuttlecock to the knee.
joe, say shuttlecock as much The knee.
joe, say shuttlecock as much as possible.
joe, say shuttlecock as much as possible.
so many shuttlecocks just As possible.
so many shuttlecocks just coming at me.
so many shuttlecocks just coming at me.
It was like rapid-fire.
Coming at me.
It was like rapid-fire.
Shuttlecock, shuttlecock, It was like rapid-fire.
Shuttlecock, shuttlecock, shuttlecocks all over.
Shuttlecock, shuttlecock, shuttlecocks all over.
Shuttlecock.
Shuttlecocks all over.
Shuttlecock.
[ laughing ]
Shuttlecock.
[ laughing ]
you believe me, right? Who knows?
[ laughter ]
ah, you got shuttlecocked
[ laughter ]
ah, you got shuttlecocked again.
ah, you got shuttlecocked again.
[ laughter ]
Again.
[ laughter ]
oh, what are you thinking?
[ laughter ]
oh, what are you thinking? It's anybody's game.
oh, what are you thinking? It's anybody's game.
Another thumb's down for sal, It's anybody's game.
Another thumb's down for sal, murr, and joe.
Another thumb's down for sal, murr, and joe.
It's a race to the finish.
Murr, and joe.
It's a race to the finish.
We're gonna find out what It's a race to the finish.
We're gonna find out what happens when we come back! We're gonna find out what happens when we come back! Stay right where you are.
Happens when we come back! Stay right where you are.
well, welcome back to the Stay right where you are.
well, welcome back to the "impractical jokers live well, welcome back to the "impractical jokers live punishment special.
" "impractical jokers live punishment special.
" I'm howie mandel, and right now, Punishment special.
" I'm howie mandel, and right now, and now let's watch the final I'm howie mandel, and right now, and now let's watch the final challenge.
And now let's watch the final challenge.
today, we're at the mall, Challenge.
today, we're at the mall, scratching things off our bucket today, we're at the mall, scratching things off our bucket list.
Scratching things off our bucket list.
we'll have to approach List.
we'll have to approach shoppers and get them to help us we'll have to approach shoppers and get them to help us with this weird bucket list item Shoppers and get them to help us with this weird bucket list item that's been given to us by the With this weird bucket list item that's been given to us by the other guys.
if you cannot get them to Help you, you die as you Lived
-- a loser.
You always wanted to kiss sal? no.
sal, you're a sensitive guy.
I'm a sensitive guy the problem is you never got To cry in that healthy bosom You've always wanted to cry in.
ooh! A healthy bosom.
there's nothing quite as good As crying into a healthy bosom.
a healthy bosom.
who's gonna let me do this to them? who's gonna let me do this to them? someone with a healthy bosom.
Them? someone with a healthy bosom.
hi.
someone with a healthy bosom.
hi.
Can I weep into your bosom? Can I weep into your bosom?
[ laughter ]
you get to say that "I helped some guy cross something off his bucket list.
"
[ gasps ]
[ sobbing ]
Thank you.
wow! you wore her down.
[ laughter ]
what's on my bucket list? oh, you're gonna love this One.
'cause I've done a lot in Life.
you've had a pretty good Life, but there's that one thing That's missing.
your bucket list item to do Today
-- I want you to lick the Bottom of someone's shoe.
oh, boy.
give me my real one.
Therere's no way I'm doing that.
give me my real one.
Therere's no way I'm doing that.
Do you know how gross that is? Therere's no way I'm doing that.
Do you know how gross that is? no, I know.
Do you know how gross that is? no, I know.
That's why I gave it to you.
no, I know.
That's why I gave it to you.
dude, where'd you get those That's why I gave it to you.
dude, where'd you get those sneakers, man? dude, where'd you get those sneakers, man? They're awesome.
Sneakers, man? They're awesome.
I'm looking for the store now They're awesome.
I'm looking for the store now where I got them from.
I'm looking for the store now where I got them from.
where you got these from? Where I got them from.
where you got these from? yeah, in the mall.
where you got these from? yeah, in the mall.
I have this, uh
-- yeah, in the mall.
I have this, uh
-- I have this crazy thing I've I have this, uh
-- I have this crazy thing I've always wanted to do.
I have this crazy thing I've always wanted to do.
It's like a bucket-list thing.
Always wanted to do.
It's like a bucket-list thing.
yeah.
It's like a bucket-list thing.
yeah.
I've always dreamt, like, my yeah.
I've always dreamt, like, my whole life, of licking the I've always dreamt, like, my whole life, of licking the bottom of someone's shoe.
Whole life, of licking the bottom of someone's shoe.
wow.
Bottom of someone's shoe.
wow.
[ laughter ]
wow.
[ laughter ]
I know.
It just sounds
--
[ laughter ]
I know.
It just sounds
-- is there a chance I could I know.
It just sounds
-- is there a chance I could just Is there a chance I could just I mean, you know, it's not gonna Just I mean, you know, it's not gonna hurt your shoe.
I mean, you know, it's not gonna hurt your shoe.
Just the bottom.
Hurt your shoe.
Just the bottom.
oh! you're serious.
You're serious.
"lick my shoe.
" I can't believe he's gonna do this.
I can't believe he's gonna do this.
if I don't do it
-- This.
if I don't do it
-- I should do it, right? I'm never gonna be able to do it In again in my life.
I should do it? Yeah, right.
oh!
[ laughs ]
oh, god!
[ laughs ]
oh, god! whew! Oh, god! whew! Cross that one off the list.
whew! Cross that one off the list.
You look like you're looking at Cross that one off the list.
You look like you're looking at me differently now than you ever You look like you're looking at me differently now than you ever have.
Me differently now than you ever have.
Too much? Have.
Too much?
[ laughter ]
joey, this is what you got to Scratch off your bucket list Today.
you better hurry up, by the Looks of me.
We better get this done.
[ laughing ]
you can't die without hearing The birds and the bees.
yeah, you need it from Someone, bud.
yeah.
I never got that talk.
I never did, either.
I found a p*rn magazine.
It was off to the races.
[ laughter ]
how does the birds and the bees work?
[ laughing ]
Bees work?
[ laughing ]
how does the birds and the
[ laughing ]
how does the birds and the bees work? how does the birds and the bees work? wow.
Nobody wants to tell a Bees work? wow.
Nobody wants to tell a middle-aged man in the mall what wow.
Nobody wants to tell a middle-aged man in the mall what the birds and the bees are.
Middle-aged man in the mall what the birds and the bees are.
That's so weird.
The birds and the bees are.
That's so weird.
I just don't know where to That's so weird.
I just don't know where to put the d*ck.
I just don't know where to put the d*ck.
[ laughter ]
Put the d*ck.
[ laughter ]
hey, do me a favor.
[ laughter ]
hey, do me a favor.
Could you explain to me the Hey, do me a favor.
Could you explain to me the birds and the bees? Could you explain to me the birds and the bees? the what? Birds and the bees? the what? the birds and the bees.
the what? the birds and the bees.
[ laughing ]
the birds and the bees.
[ laughing ]
I'm looking for someone to
[ laughing ]
I'm looking for someone to explain the badda bing, badda I'm looking for someone to explain the badda bing, badda boom to me.
Explain the badda bing, badda boom to me.
badda bing, badda boom? Boom to me.
badda bing, badda boom? yeah, the old
-- the old badda bing, badda boom? yeah, the old
-- the old two-man tango.
yeah, the old
-- the old two-man tango.
No? Two-man tango.
No? no.
No? no.
oh, man! no.
oh, man! Can no one explain? oh, man! Can no one explain? How do you have sex is what I'm Can no one explain? How do you have sex is what I'm wondering.
How do you have sex is what I'm wondering.
[ laughter ]
Wondering.
[ laughter ]
yeah, joey, I don't know
[ laughter ]
yeah, joey, I don't know about sex, but I certainly know yeah, joey, I don't know about sex, but I certainly know someone's getting screwed.
About sex, but I certainly know someone's getting screwed.
Enh! Someone's getting screwed.
Enh!
[ laughter ]
wouldn't it be great to be Confused for channing tatum? it would be.
that'd be so great.
right.
Like, someone just Goes nuts and thinks you're Channing tatum.
we all wish we looked like Channing tatum, my friend.
that'd be awesome on your Bucket list.
hey, how's it going, man? Quick question
-- you know who channing tatum is? Quick question
-- you know who channing tatum is? Oh, he's an actor.
Channing tatum is? Oh, he's an actor.
He's a real dream boat.
Oh, he's an actor.
He's a real dream boat.
And I'm trying to go through my He's a real dream boat.
And I'm trying to go through my bucket list and check things off And I'm trying to go through my bucket list and check things off the bucket list.
Bucket list and check things off the bucket list.
You know what I mean? The bucket list.
You know what I mean? And one of the things that I You know what I mean? And one of the things that I always kind of wanted to do was And one of the things that I always kind of wanted to do was get mistaken for channing tatum.
Always kind of wanted to do was get mistaken for channing tatum.
[ laughing ]
Get mistaken for channing tatum.
[ laughing ]
the guy won't even look at
[ laughing ]
the guy won't even look at him.
the guy won't even look at him.
so do you think that you Him.
so do you think that you could pretend I'm so do you think that you could pretend I'm channing tatum? Could pretend I'm channing tatum? just pull the cord, bud.
Channing tatum? just pull the cord, bud.
what do you think? just pull the cord, bud.
what do you think?
[ laughter ]
what do you think?
[ laughter ]
I'll just look over here, and
[ laughter ]
I'll just look over here, and you let me know if you're I'll just look over here, and you let me know if you're into it.
I am channing tatum! Oh, I'm trying to keep it on the down low, though, buddy.
Oh, I'm trying to keep it on the down low, though, buddy.
You know, keep it down.
Down low, though, buddy.
You know, keep it down.
I don't want too many people
-- I can't believe he got him to Do it.
[ laughter ]
I'm channing tatum.
Hey, how are you? I'm channing tatum.
Hey, how are you? how did that guy flip to Hey, how are you? how did that guy flip to being a full-time supporter? how did that guy flip to being a full-time supporter? 1, 2, 3, say channing.
Being a full-time supporter? 1, 2, 3, say channing.
channing! 1, 2, 3, say channing.
channing!
[ laughter ]
channing!
[ laughter ]
joe, joe, joe!
[ laughter ]
joe, joe, joe! Three challenges and three joe, joe, joe! Three challenges and three thumbs down.
Three challenges and three thumbs down.
I am so sorry, but you knew this Thumbs down.
I am so sorry, but you knew this was coming, right? I am so sorry, but you knew this was coming, right? Now, what you don't know is what Was coming, right? Now, what you don't know is what costume your fellow judges are Now, what you don't know is what costume your fellow judges are gonna pick for you.
Costume your fellow judges are gonna pick for you.
What's it gonna be, guys? Gonna pick for you.
What's it gonna be, guys? what's it gonna be? What's it gonna be, guys? what's it gonna be? Hey, look! what's it gonna be? Hey, look! It's a fat bird! Hey, look! It's a fat bird! look, it's a fat plane! It's a fat bird! look, it's a fat plane! it's captain fat belly! look, it's a fat plane! it's captain fat belly!
[ laughing ]
it's captain fat belly!
[ laughing ]
okay.
[ laughing ]
okay.
I cannot wait to see this.
Okay.
I cannot wait to see this.
Last! I cannot wait to see this.
Last! well, that's it.
Last! well, that's it.
Okay, guys.
well, that's it.
Okay, guys.
murr, you first! Okay, guys.
murr, you first! okay, go get into your murr, you first! okay, go get into your harnesses.
okay, go get into your harnesses.
Captain fat belly, you go Harnesses.
Captain fat belly, you go squeeze into your spandex.
Captain fat belly, you go squeeze into your spandex.
When
-- when we see you next, Squeeze into your spandex.
When
-- when we see you next, it's gonna be go time for murr.
When
-- when we see you next, it's gonna be go time for murr.
See you, guys.
Go get ready.
It's gonna be go time for murr.
See you, guys.
Go get ready.
All right.
See you, guys.
Go get ready.
All right.
[ cheers and applause ]
All right.
[ cheers and applause ]
now here are the charities that
[ cheers and applause ]
now here are the charities that our jokers are walking the wire Now here are the charities that our jokers are walking the wire for tonight.
Our jokers are walking the wire for tonight.
Murr will walk for make-a-wish, For tonight.
Murr will walk for make-a-wish, sal will walk for Murr will walk for make-a-wish, sal will walk for doctors without borders.
Sal will walk for doctors without borders.
Joe will walk for Doctors without borders.
Joe will walk for daniel's music foundation.
Joe will walk for daniel's music foundation.
And q will walk for the Daniel's music foundation.
And q will walk for the stephen siller tunnel to And q will walk for the stephen siller tunnel to towers
-- Stephen siller tunnel to towers
-- okay, towers foundation? Towers
-- okay, towers foundation? Is that what it says? Okay, towers foundation? Is that what it says? Okay.
You can go online to Is that what it says? Okay.
You can go online to trutv.
Com to learn more about Okay.
You can go online to trutv.
Com to learn more about those four great causes.
Ets, whe Return, murr will be five Stories above the street, Wondering why he ever agreed to Do this.
It's live tv.
There's no turning back.
This is terrifying.
This is terrifying.
okay.
Welcome back to south street seaport in new york city for the 100th South street seaport in new york city for the 100th episode of New york city for the 100th episode of "impractical jokers," live.
Episode of "impractical jokers," live.
This is the punishment special.
"impractical jokers," live.
This is the punishment special.
Thfirst one out there is murr.
This is the punishment special.
Thfirst one out there is murr.
Murr is about to hit the Thfirst one out there is murr.
Murr is about to hit the platform.
Murr is about to hit the platform.
I hope he's ready.
Platform.
I hope he's ready.
Guys, are you ready to take it I hope he's ready.
Guys, are you ready to take it from here? Guys, are you ready to take it from here? How about this guy? From here? How about this guy? oh, he's in his suit.
How about this guy? oh, he's in his suit.
Oh, my god! oh, he's in his suit.
Oh, my god!
[ laughing ]
Oh, my god!
[ laughing ]
[ cheers and applause ]
[ laughing ]
[ cheers and applause ]
humiliation plus danger.
[ cheers and applause ]
humiliation plus danger.
Nothing says great tv like Humiliation plus danger.
Nothing says great tv like humiliation with danger.
Nothing says great tv like humiliation with danger.
Take it away, guys.
Humiliation with danger.
Take it away, guys.
all right.
Take it away, guys.
all right.
Murr, don't die.
all right.
Murr, don't die.
[ laughter ]
Murr, don't die.
[ laughter ]
we need you on that
[ laughter ]
we need you on that "impractical jokers" cruise in We need you on that "impractical jokers" cruise in January, buddy! "impractical jokers" cruise in January, buddy! We'd miss you too much! January, buddy! We'd miss you too much! Come on, baby! We'd miss you too much! Come on, baby! You can do it! Come on, baby! You can do it! murr, we need you with us for You can do it! murr, we need you with us for the new member bus tour! murr, we need you with us for the new member bus tour! come on, murr! The new member bus tour! come on, murr! Let's go, murr! come on, murr! Let's go, murr! oh, my gosh.
Let's go, murr! oh, my gosh.
this is the hard part.
oh, my gosh.
this is the hard part.
Nice transition, bow tie.
this is the hard part.
Nice transition, bow tie.
He's good.
Nice transition, bow tie.
He's good.
guys, what do we do if we He's good.
guys, what do we do if we lose him? guys, what do we do if we lose him? why am I first?! Lose him? why am I first?! if we lose him, do we have to why am I first?! if we lose him, do we have to act sad? if we lose him, do we have to act sad? we split everything three Act sad? we split everything three ways.
we split everything three ways.
right.
There we go.
Ways.
right.
There we go.
Guys, remember that ferrets have right.
There we go.
Guys, remember that ferrets have great balance, everyone.
Guys, remember that ferrets have great balance, everyone.
Ferrets have really good Great balance, everyone.
Ferrets have really good balance.
Ferrets have really good balance.
now, why he chose to wear Balance.
now, why he chose to wear a bow tie, I will have no idea.
now, why he chose to wear a bow tie, I will have no idea.
I am so scared for him.
A bow tie, I will have no idea.
I am so scared for him.
yep.
I am so scared for him.
yep.
I'm
-- I'm so scared right yep.
I'm
-- I'm so scared right now for him, I don't know how I'm
-- I'm so scared right now for him, I don't know how much
-- Now for him, I don't know how much
-- when I get up there
-- Much
-- when I get up there
--
[ laughing ]
When I get up there
--
[ laughing ]
sal, we believe in you!
[ laughing ]
sal, we believe in you! all right, murr.
sal, we believe in you! all right, murr.
all right, buddy.
all right, murr.
all right, buddy.
um, this is women's all right, buddy.
um, this is women's underwear, if anyone's um, this is women's underwear, if anyone's wondering.
Underwear, if anyone's wondering.
nobody was wondering, but Wondering.
nobody was wondering, but thank you.
nobody was wondering, but thank you.
joe, can I have your cape?! Thank you.
joe, can I have your cape?! I love you, you ferret.
joe, can I have your cape?! I love you, you ferret.
I love you.
I love you, you ferret.
I love you.
Why am I first? I love you.
Why am I first? I was an english major.
Why am I first? I was an english major.
I shouldn't be doing this.
I was an english major.
I shouldn't be doing this.
you got it, baby.
I shouldn't be doing this.
you got it, baby.
he's good at it.
you got it, baby.
he's good at it.
He came out of the
-- he's good at it.
He came out of the
-- yeah.
He came out of the
-- yeah.
Just do like bello.
yeah.
Just do like bello.
You got this.
Just do like bello.
You got this.
You and bello have the same You got this.
You and bello have the same hair.
You and bello have the same hair.
It's fine.
Hair.
It's fine.
murray! It's fine.
murray! Murray! murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! Murray! the jacket is off.
Murray! the jacket is off.
There it is.
the jacket is off.
There it is.
oh, I didn't need to see There it is.
oh, I didn't need to see that
-- I didn't need to see oh, I didn't need to see that
-- I didn't need to see that fall.
That
-- I didn't need to see that fall.
well, is that what we're That fall.
well, is that what we're gonna look like? well, is that what we're gonna look like?
[ laughing ]
Gonna look like?
[ laughing ]
what are we doing?
[ laughing ]
what are we doing? What are we doing?! what are we doing? What are we doing?! all right, bud.
What are we doing?! all right, bud.
Holy
-- all right, bud.
Holy
-- okay, he's stepping.
Holy
-- okay, he's stepping.
He's stepping.
okay, he's stepping.
He's stepping.
All right.
He's stepping.
All right.
ready? All right.
ready? I'll give you a 10 count with ready? I'll give you a 10 count with the audience.
I'll give you a 10 count with the audience.
The audience.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
there you go, murr.
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
there you go, murr.
There you go.
there you go, murr.
There you go.
Yeah, murr! There you go.
Yeah, murr! oh! Yeah, murr! oh! let go, let go! oh! let go, let go! Let go.
let go, let go! Let go.
Let go, let go.
Let go.
Let go, let go.
murr, you're done.
Let go, let go.
murr, you're done.
Your feet have to be on it, you murr, you're done.
Your feet have to be on it, you dope.
Your feet have to be on it, you dope.
there's none of this.
Dope.
there's none of this.
This doesn't count.
there's none of this.
This doesn't count.
This doesn't count.
This doesn't count.
This doesn't count.
Get down.
This doesn't count.
Get down.
That doesn't count.
Get down.
That doesn't count.
[ cheers and applause ]
that doesn't count.
[ laughing ]
you look like an out-of-shape
[ laughing ]
you look like an out-of-shape superhero.
you look like an out-of-shape superhero.
wow! Superhero.
wow! like an accountant superhero.
wow! like an accountant superhero.
he's across.
like an accountant superhero.
he's across.
You know what? he's across.
You know what? We'll let the producers decide.
You know what? We'll let the producers decide.
Murr just set the mark to b*at, We'll let the producers decide.
Murr just set the mark to b*at, the distance he went.
Murr just set the mark to b*at, the distance he went.
Let's hear what the producers The distance he went.
Let's hear what the producers say.
Let's hear what the producers say.
Let's look at the board.
Say.
Let's look at the board.
What is the distance he went? Let's look at the board.
What is the distance he went?
[ cheers and applause ]
What is the distance he went?
[ cheers and applause ]
but is it enough?
[ cheers and applause ]
but is it enough? We'll figure out maybe during But is it enough? We'll figure out maybe during the break what that distance is We'll figure out maybe during the break what that distance is and if it's enough.
The break what that distance is and if it's enough.
That'll be the distance you'll And if it's enough.
That'll be the distance you'll have to b*at for $50,000 to the That'll be the distance you'll have to b*at for $50,000 to the charity of your choice.
Have to b*at for $50,000 to the charity of your choice.
Sal, you're gonna have to b*at Charity of your choice.
Sal, you're gonna have to b*at him.
Sal, you're gonna have to b*at him.
We'll figure out what that Him.
We'll figure out what that distance is when the We'll figure out what that distance is when the "impractical jokers live Distance is when the "impractical jokers live punishment special" returns.
"impractical jokers live punishment special" returns.
the danger is just beginning.
b*at.
Sal is up there and ready to go b*at.
Sal is up there and ready to go next.
Sal is up there and ready to go next.
Guys, over to you.
Next.
Guys, over to you.
>>an extended Guys, over to you.
>>an extended double dutch, right? >>an extended double dutch, right? He's just got to walk and use Double dutch, right? He's just got to walk and use that weird rhythm he's got.
He's just got to walk and use that weird rhythm he's got.
that thing that he's got That weird rhythm he's got.
that thing that he's got going.
that thing that he's got going.
sal does that rhythm, that Going.
sal does that rhythm, that dance.
sal does that rhythm, that dance.
He's good at that.
Dance.
He's good at that.
how'd it feel? How'd it feel? He's good at that.
how'd it feel? How'd it feel? it was terrifying.
how'd it feel? How'd it feel? it was terrifying.
Terrifying.
it was terrifying.
Terrifying.
you didn't cry, so I'm proud Terrifying.
you didn't cry, so I'm proud of you.
you didn't cry, so I'm proud of you.
I teared up, but I was okay.
Of you.
I teared up, but I was okay.
you know what I was impressed I teared up, but I was okay.
you know what I was impressed by? you know what I was impressed by? Your under-scuttle.
By? Your under-scuttle.
I got a good monkey bar.
Your under-scuttle.
I got a good monkey bar.
ferrets are good.
I got a good monkey bar.
ferrets are good.
That's a natural ferret thing.
ferrets are good.
That's a natural ferret thing.
he's not gonna be able to get That's a natural ferret thing.
he's not gonna be able to get off the
-- he's not gonna be able to get off the
-- he's got it.
Crispy, we're Off the
-- he's got it.
Crispy, we're proud of you, baby.
he's got it.
Crispy, we're proud of you, baby.
Everybody remember that, when Proud of you, baby.
Everybody remember that, when we're at the mall, sal can't Everybody remember that, when we're at the mall, sal can't look over the second-level We're at the mall, sal can't look over the second-level railing.
Look over the second-level railing.
yes.
Railing.
yes.
this is live.
yes.
this is live.
this is live.
this is live.
this is live.
we're on tv.
this is live.
we're on tv.
we're on tv right now? we're on tv.
we're on tv right now? wow! we're on tv right now? wow! we're on tv right now? wow! we're on tv right now? you had no idea you were on we're on tv right now? you had no idea you were on tv.
you had no idea you were on tv.
no, this is great! Tv.
no, this is great! and he's abo
-- your buddy is no, this is great! and he's abo
-- your buddy is about to maybe throw up.
and he's abo
-- your buddy is about to maybe throw up.
let's go, ja'crispy.
About to maybe throw up.
let's go, ja'crispy.
might throw up.
let's go, ja'crispy.
might throw up.
he's definitely gonna.
might throw up.
he's definitely gonna.
come on, sal.
he's definitely gonna.
come on, sal.
he's definitely going to.
come on, sal.
he's definitely going to.
he's not gonna be able to do he's definitely going to.
he's not gonna be able to do this.
he's not gonna be able to do this.
I don't know.
This.
I don't know.
You never know, bro.
I don't know.
You never know, bro.
you got it.
You never know, bro.
you got it.
My money's on ja'crispy.
you got it.
My money's on ja'crispy.
He's got balance.
My money's on ja'crispy.
He's got balance.
he can't get off the crane.
He's got balance.
he can't get off the crane.
you good? he can't get off the crane.
you good? okay.
you good? okay.
Guys, you got to give him
-- you okay.
Guys, you got to give him
-- you got to egg him on.
Guys, you got to give him
-- you got to egg him on.
Sal hasn't even gotten onto Got to egg him on.
Sal hasn't even gotten onto the
-- Sal hasn't even gotten onto the
-- he's not even out of the cage.
The
-- he's not even out of the cage.
It's just as dangerous as it is He's not even out of the cage.
It's just as dangerous as it is for sal as it is for us.
It's just as dangerous as it is for sal as it is for us.
Bodily fluids could be coming For sal as it is for us.
Bodily fluids could be coming down this way.
Bodily fluids could be coming down this way.
we got to take care of him.
Down this way.
we got to take care of him.
you're not supporting him.
we got to take care of him.
you're not supporting him.
he's afraid.
you're not supporting him.
he's afraid.
The sal I've been talking to has he's afraid.
The sal I've been talking to has the most fear of anybody.
The sal I've been talking to has the most fear of anybody.
He said he may throw up.
The most fear of anybody.
He said he may throw up.
He said he may do other things.
He said he may throw up.
He said he may do other things.
So we are clearing the area down He said he may do other things.
So we are clearing the area down below so that there will be So we are clearing the area down below so that there will be bodily fluids Below so that there will be bodily fluids you need to stand back, Bodily fluids you need to stand back, howie, as a friend.
you need to stand back, howie, as a friend.
everybody stand back.
Howie, as a friend.
everybody stand back.
This is dangerous.
everybody stand back.
This is dangerous.
I will tell you that the pain, This is dangerous.
I will tell you that the pain, even when you fall off
-- the I will tell you that the pain, even when you fall off
-- the pain in your har
-- Even when you fall off
-- the pain in your har
-- I was wearing a harness without Pain in your har
-- I was wearing a harness without weight.
I was wearing a harness without weight.
This is so scary, so dangerous.
Weight.
This is so scary, so dangerous.
Sal, just get on the
-- This is so scary, so dangerous.
Sal, just get on the
-- just get on the
-- Sal, just get on the
-- just get on the
-- let's go, ja'crispy! Just get on the
-- let's go, ja'crispy!
[ cheers and applause ]
let's go, ja'crispy!
[ cheers and applause ]
the anticipation is horrible!
[ cheers and applause ]
the anticipation is horrible! He won't get out of the cage! the anticipation is horrible! He won't get out of the cage! He won't get out of the lift.
He won't get out of the cage! He won't get out of the lift.
He does not want to step on the He won't get out of the lift.
He does not want to step on the platform.
He does not want to step on the platform.
we should throw a cat in Platform.
we should throw a cat in there.
we should throw a cat in there.
he's got to meet
-- he's got There.
he's got to meet
-- he's got to b*at 9 feet 7 inches.
he's got to meet
-- he's got to b*at 9 feet 7 inches.
He hasn't gone 9 inches and To b*at 9 feet 7 inches.
He hasn't gone 9 inches and He hasn't gone 9 inches and He's just standing there, He's just standing there, looking.
He's just standing there, looking.
Are there tears in his eyes? Looking.
Are there tears in his eyes? Sal, can you hear us? Are there tears in his eyes? Sal, can you hear us? you got it, baby.
Sal, can you hear us? you got it, baby.
they opened the lift.
you got it, baby.
they opened the lift.
there we go go.
they opened the lift.
there we go go.
he's on the platform.
there we go go.
he's on the platform.
Sal is on the platform.
he's on the platform.
Sal is on the platform.
He hasn't gone anywhere, yet the Sal is on the platform.
He hasn't gone anywhere, yet the crowd is going crazy.
He hasn't gone anywhere, yet the crowd is going crazy.
this guy, he's pulling
-- Crowd is going crazy.
this guy, he's pulling
-- all right, sal.
this guy, he's pulling
-- all right, sal.
he can't talk to us.
all right, sal.
he can't talk to us.
He's not interacting with us.
he can't talk to us.
He's not interacting with us.
he doesn't care.
He's not interacting with us.
he doesn't care.
no, I think he cares.
he doesn't care.
no, I think he cares.
I think he is like the walking no, I think he cares.
I think he is like the walking dead.
I think he is like the walking dead.
[ laughing ]
Dead.
[ laughing ]
!
[ laughing ]
! are you not entertained?! ! are you not entertained?! yeah, ja'crispy! are you not entertained?! yeah, ja'crispy! yeah, sally! yeah, ja'crispy! yeah, sally! ja'crispy.
yeah, sally! ja'crispy.
I wonder ja'crispy.
I wonder call your neighbors.
I wonder call your neighbors.
Call your friends.
Call your neighbors.
Call your friends.
Sal is about to take a step.
Call your friends.
Sal is about to take a step.
[ cheers and applause ]
Sal is about to take a step.
[ cheers and applause ]
get to stepping.
[ cheers and applause ]
get to stepping.
Get stepping.
get to stepping.
Get stepping.
nobody is more scared than Get stepping.
nobody is more scared than sal.
nobody is more scared than sal.
Look at him.
Sal.
Look at him.
There he goes
-- one step.
Look at him.
There he goes
-- one step.
get to stepping! There he goes
-- one step.
get to stepping! there you go, there you go.
get to stepping! there you go, there you go.
He's holding bello's hand.
there you go, there you go.
He's holding bello's hand.
"is my harness there?" is what He's holding bello's hand.
"is my harness there?" is what he's saying.
"is my harness there?" is what he's saying.
sal has the degree in He's saying.
sal has the degree in finance.
sal has the degree in finance.
oh, my god.
Finance.
oh, my god.
this should've been a oh, my god.
this should've been a two-hour special
-- one hour for this should've been a two-hour special
-- one hour for sal and the rest for everybody Two-hour special
-- one hour for sal and the rest for everybody else.
Sal and the rest for everybody else.
[ crowd chanting "sal" ]
Else.
[ crowd chanting "sal" ]
oh, my god.
[ crowd chanting "sal" ]
oh, my god.
is he about to go? oh, my god.
is he about to go? here we go, baby.
is he about to go? here we go, baby.
I don't think he's going.
here we go, baby.
I don't think he's going.
He's going.
I don't think he's going.
He's going.
he's got it.
He's going.
he's got it.
Go ahead, ja'crispy.
he's got it.
Go ahead, ja'crispy.
murr, your charity is Go ahead, ja'crispy.
murr, your charity is starting to look good.
murr, your charity is starting to look good.
you got this, baby.
Starting to look good.
you got this, baby.
Oh, yeah, like the wind.
you got this, baby.
Oh, yeah, like the wind.
He's going like the wind.
Oh, yeah, like the wind.
He's going like the wind.
we're here for you, bud.
He's going like the wind.
we're here for you, bud.
wow.
we're here for you, bud.
wow.
Is there any movement? wow.
Is there any movement? There he goes! Is there any movement? There he goes! There he goes! whoa! whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I think he b*at you, murr.
Whoa! Whoa! I think he b*at you, murr.
I think that was farther than I think he b*at you, murr.
I think that was farther than you, murr.
I think that was farther than you, murr.
There's still more to come.
You, murr.
There's still more to come.
We'll measure that.
There's still more to come.
We'll measure that.
I think he's in the lead.
We'll measure that.
I think he's in the lead.
Murr, I think he b*at you.
I think he's in the lead.
Murr, I think he b*at you.
We will find out.
Murr, I think he b*at you.
We will find out.
The terror rises, the fun rises.
We will find out.
The terror rises, the fun rises.
Stay right where you are.
The terror rises, the fun rises.
Stay right where you are.
We'll be right back.
Stay right where you are.
We'll be right back.
Murr was 9.
7.
We'll be right back.
Murr was 9.
7.
And sal? Murr was 9.
7.
And sal? Sal
-- 9.
2.
And sal? Sal
-- 9.
2.
yes! Sal
-- 9.
2.
yes!
[ cheers and applause ]
yes!
[ cheers and applause ]
so murr is still in the lead.
[ cheers and applause ]
so murr is still in the lead.
yes! so murr is still in the lead.
yes! joe is up on the lift.
yes! joe is up on the lift.
it's all for joe is up on the lift.
it's all for the make-a-wish foundation.
it's all for the make-a-wish foundation.
yeah.
So far, joe's up there, The make-a-wish foundation.
yeah.
So far, joe's up there, looking ridiculous.
yeah.
So far, joe's up there, looking ridiculous.
Take it away, guys.
Looking ridiculous.
Take it away, guys.
Talk to him.
Take it away, guys.
Talk to him.
come on, captain fatbelly! Talk to him.
come on, captain fatbelly! joey! come on, captain fatbelly! joey! get that? joey! get that? joey! get that? joey! Joe! joey! Joe! this is, uh, this is high.
Joe! this is, uh, this is high.
This is pretty high here for this is, uh, this is high.
This is pretty high here for captain fatbelly.
This is pretty high here for captain fatbelly.
[ crowd chanting Captain fatbelly.
[ crowd chanting "let's go, joe" ]
[ crowd chanting "let's go, joe" ]
does anybody have a doughnut? "let's go, joe" ]
does anybody have a doughnut? come on, joe.
You got this.
Does anybody have a doughnut? come on, joe.
You got this.
captain fatbelly's got to come on, joe.
You got this.
captain fatbelly's got to carb up.
captain fatbelly's got to carb up.
[ laughter ]
that Carb up.
[ laughter ]
that moose knuckle?
[ laughter ]
that moose knuckle? like my drawers? Moose knuckle? like my drawers? This is high.
like my drawers? This is high.
This is very high.
This is high.
This is very high.
daniel, I'll do my best, This is very high.
daniel, I'll do my best, baby.
Joe, cannoli's on the othr daniel, I'll do my best, baby.
Joe, cannoli's on the othr end! Baby.
Joe, cannoli's on the othr end! Go see cannoli! End! Go see cannoli! guys, someone take care of my Go see cannoli! guys, someone take care of my baby if this doesn't pan out.
guys, someone take care of my baby if this doesn't pan out.
[ laughter ]
Baby if this doesn't pan out.
[ laughter ]
anyone but murr.
[ laughter ]
anyone but murr.
youa step rigight over Anyone but murr.
youa step rigight over here.
youa step rigight over here.
all right.
Here.
all right.
it's good? all right.
it's good? good.
it's good? good.
You want me to clip now? good.
You want me to clip now? clip there now.
You want me to clip now? clip there now.
Now duck under.
clip there now.
Now duck under.
he's
-- joe's belly
-- Now duck under.
he's
-- joe's belly
-- is that an advantage or he's
-- joe's belly
-- is that an advantage or disadvantage? Is that an advantage or disadvantage? severe advantage.
Disadvantage? severe advantage.
advantage? severe advantage.
advantage? severe advantage.
advantage? severe advantage.
because a belly in motion severe advantage.
because a belly in motion stays in motion, right? because a belly in motion stays in motion, right? I'm clipping now.
Stays in motion, right? I'm clipping now.
[ chuckles ]
I'm clipping now.
[ chuckles ]
joe, how you feeling, joe?
[ chuckles ]
joe, how you feeling, joe? good.
joe, how you feeling, joe? good.
how you feeling, joey? good.
how you feeling, joey? h're how you feeling, joey? h're incontinent.
h're incontinent.
get the pole.
Incontinent.
get the pole.
whoo! get the pole.
whoo! look at that cape, that whoo! look at that cape, that majestic cape.
look at that cape, that majestic cape.
joe! Majestic cape.
joe! are you gonna be there? joe! are you gonna be there? Where you going? are you gonna be there? Where you going? let's see here.
is that ok? Where you going? let's see here.
is that ok? And then you swing that around? let's see here.
is that ok? And then you swing that around?
[ crowd chanting "larry" ]
And then you swing that around?
[ crowd chanting "larry" ]
it's good.
[ crowd chanting "larry" ]
it's good.
[ all chanting "larry" ]
It's good.
[ all chanting "larry" ]
joey!
[ all chanting "larry" ]
joey!
[ chanting continues ]
joey!
[ chanting continues ]
guys, I got a good view up
[ chanting continues ]
guys, I got a good view up here.
guys, I got a good view up here.
yeah.
Here.
yeah.
I'm just gonna see if he's yeah.
I'm just gonna see if he's here real quick.
I'm just gonna see if he's here real quick.
Larry?! Here real quick.
Larry?!
[ laughs ]
Larry?!
[ laughs ]
[ cheers and applause ]
[ laughs ]
[ cheers and applause ]
he's not here.
[ cheers and applause ]
he's not here.
[ laughing ]
joe.
he's not here.
[ laughing ]
joe.
boys!
[ laughing ]
joe.
boys! ready? boys! ready? joey! ready? joey! I got something to say about joey! I got something to say about this punishment.
I got something to say about this punishment.
yeah? This punishment.
yeah? this punishment yeah? this punishment
[ laughter ]
this punishment
[ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ]
[ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ]
joe!
[ cheers and applause ]
joe! together: Get to stepping! joe! together: Get to stepping! joe, do you have anything to together: Get to stepping! joe, do you have anything to say? joe, do you have anything to say? start it off.
My god.
Say? start it off.
My god.
come on, buddy.
start it off.
My god.
come on, buddy.
You got this.
come on, buddy.
You got this.
watch it get stuck.
You got this.
watch it get stuck.
come on, joe.
Come on.
watch it get stuck.
come on, joe.
Come on.
like a
-- like a
-- come on, joe.
Come on.
like a
-- like a
-- if the belly stays balanced, like a
-- like a
-- if the belly stays balanced, he's good.
if the belly stays balanced, he's good.
joey, I believe in you, baby! He's good.
joey, I believe in you, baby! you got this, buddy.
joey, I believe in you, baby! you got this, buddy.
[ chanting ]
larry, larry! you got this, buddy.
[ chanting ]
larry, larry!
[ all chanting "larry" ]
[ chanting ]
larry, larry!
[ all chanting "larry" ]
here we go.
[ all chanting "larry" ]
here we go.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
here we go.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
you got this, buddy.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
you got this, buddy.
oh.
you got this, buddy.
oh.
[ indistinct shouting ]
oh.
[ indistinct shouting ]
this is for
[ indistinct shouting ]
this is for daniel's music foundation.
this is for daniel's music foundation.
joe.
Daniel's music foundation.
joe.
yeah.
joe.
yeah.
come on, joey.
Come on.
yeah.
come on, joey.
Come on.
I'm not gonna be able to do come on, joey.
Come on.
I'm not gonna be able to do it.
I'm not gonna be able to do it.
come on.
You can do it.
It.
come on.
You can do it.
I'm not gonna do this whole come on.
You can do it.
I'm not gonna do this whole thing.
I'm not gonna do this whole thing.
I'm ready to go.
Thing.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go.
come on, joe! I'm ready to go.
come on, joe! okay, here he goes.
come on, joe! okay, here he goes.
Let's go, joey! okay, here he goes.
Let's go, joey!
[ cheers and applaus Let's go, joey!
[ cheers and applaus up.
[ cheers and applaus up.
you got it, buddy.
Up.
you got it, buddy.
here he goes.
Here he goes.
you got it, buddy.
here he goes.
Here he goes.
you got it.
Just stand there.
here he goes.
Here he goes.
you got it.
Just stand there.
Hands out.
you got it.
Just stand there.
Hands out.
Look on the other side.
Hands out.
Look on the other side.
I know.
I know.
Look on the other side.
I know.
I know.
and you're gonna keep going.
I know.
I know.
and you're gonna keep going.
here he goes.
Ohh! and you're gonna keep going.
here he goes.
Ohh! ohh! here he goes.
Ohh! ohh! gets to stepping! ohh! gets to stepping!
[ indistinct shouting ]
gets to stepping!
[ indistinct shouting ]
zip it!
[ indistinct shouting ]
zip it!
[ laughter ]
zip it!
[ laughter ]
[ indistinct shouting ]
[ laughter ]
[ indistinct shouting ]
come on, joe!
[ indistinct shouting ]
come on, joe! hurry up.
Go, go! come on, joe! hurry up.
Go, go!
[ cheers and applause ]
hurry up.
Go, go!
[ cheers and applause ]
ohh! Ohh.
[ cheers and applause ]
ohh! Ohh.
Captain fatbelly.
ohh! Ohh.
Captain fatbelly.
wow.
That looked like the Captain fatbelly.
wow.
That looked like the shortest one yet.
wow.
That looked like the shortest one yet.
[ laughs ]
I'm in the lead! Shortest one yet.
[ laughs ]
I'm in the lead! well, we have one more walk
[ laughs ]
I'm in the lead! well, we have one more walk left.
well, we have one more walk left.
I'm in the lead! Left.
I'm in the lead! q has the final sh*t at I'm in the lead! q has the final sh*t at glory.
q has the final sh*t at glory.
I'm in the lead! Glory.
I'm in the lead! we're gonna find out whose I'm in the lead! we're gonna find out whose charity is getting $50,000 when we're gonna find out whose charity is getting $50,000 when we come back.
Ne more walk, and t Charity is getting $50,000 when we come back.
Ne more walk, and t we come back.
Ne more walk, and t We come back.
Ne more walk, and t we come back.
Ne more walk, and t is q.
We come back.
Ne more walk, and t is q.
Will he take home the glory for Is q.
Will he take home the glory for his charity? Will he take home the glory for his charity? Murr is in the lead.
His charity? Murr is in the lead.
Joe only went 5 feet.
Murr is in the lead.
Joe only went 5 feet.
Take it, q! Take it, q! Joe only went 5 feet.
Take it, q! Take it, q!
[ cheers and applause ]
Take it, q! Take it, q!
[ cheers and applause ]
just b*at 9'7".
[ cheers and applause ]
just b*at 9'7".
Take it, guys.
Talk to him.
Just b*at 9'7".
Take it, guys.
Talk to him.
all right, q! Take it, guys.
Talk to him.
all right, q! there's our boy, q! all right, q! there's our boy, q! go on.
there's our boy, q! go on.
you got it, baby! go on.
you got it, baby! ow.
you got it, baby! ow.
watch
-- you'll knock him ow.
watch
-- you'll knock him out.
watch
-- you'll knock him out.
all right.
All right, q.
Out.
all right.
All right, q.
you good, baby? all right.
All right, q.
you good, baby? ready? you good, baby? ready? you ready? ready? you ready? together: Gets to stepping! you ready? together: Gets to stepping! right.
together: Gets to stepping! right.
just like this, then center right.
just like this, then center up
-- focus over there.
just like this, then center up
-- focus over there.
right.
Up
-- focus over there.
right.
you keep walking.
right.
you keep walking.
his beautiful hair blowing in you keep walking.
his beautiful hair blowing in the wind.
his beautiful hair blowing in the wind.
all right, give me a hand.
The wind.
all right, give me a hand.
Give me a hand, baby.
all right, give me a hand.
Give me a hand, baby.
right here.
Give me a hand, baby.
right here.
all right.
right here.
all right.
here we go.
all right.
here we go.
q, make-believe your cats are here we go.
q, make-believe your cats are on the other end! q, make-believe your cats are on the other end! okay, I got you.
On the other end! okay, I got you.
he might get it.
okay, I got you.
he might get it.
He might get it.
he might get it.
He might get it.
He might get this.
He might get it.
He might get this.
right here.
Right here.
He might get this.
right here.
Right here.
he's good with this.
right here.
Right here.
he's good with this.
keep coming.
he's good with this.
keep coming.
hold on.
Hold on.
keep coming.
hold on.
Hold on.
get a good first step, baby.
hold on.
Hold on.
get a good first step, baby.
your first step is what get a good first step, baby.
your first step is what matters.
your first step is what matters.
all right.
Matters.
all right.
My legs are shaking.
all right.
My legs are shaking.
Is that normal? My legs are shaking.
Is that normal? yes.
Is that normal? yes.
my legs are shaking! yes.
my legs are shaking! that's normal
-- completely my legs are shaking! that's normal
-- completely normal.
that's normal
-- completely normal.
my legs are shaking! Normal.
my legs are shaking! completely normal.
my legs are shaking! completely normal.
it's not normal! completely normal.
it's not normal! my belly was shaking.
it's not normal! my belly was shaking.
it's not normal.
my belly was shaking.
it's not normal.
[ laughter ]
it's not normal.
[ laughter ]
q, just like your rehearsal,
[ laughter ]
q, just like your rehearsal, man, just like in practice! q, just like your rehearsal, man, just like in practice! let go, bello! Man, just like in practice! let go, bello! keep your hands out.
let go, bello! keep your hands out.
let go! keep your hands out.
let go! go for your legs.
let go! go for your legs.
You keep them on there, okay? go for your legs.
You keep them on there, okay? all right.
You keep them on there, okay? all right.
come on.
all right.
come on.
nice legs.
come on.
nice legs.
head up.
nice legs.
head up.
nice legs.
head up.
nice legs.
let go! nice legs.
let go! nice feet.
let go! nice feet.
straight ahead, buddy! nice feet.
straight ahead, buddy! Straight ahead! straight ahead, buddy! Straight ahead! let go, bello! Straight ahead! let go, bello! all right, here we go.
let go, bello! all right, here we go.
keep going.
Keep going.
all right, here we go.
keep going.
Keep going.
I got this! keep going.
Keep going.
I got this!
[ cheers and applause ]
I got this!
[ cheers and applause ]
yes!
[ cheers and applause ]
yes!
[ indistinct shouting ]
yes!
[ indistinct shouting ]
made it all the way!
[ indistinct shouting ]
made it all the way! Q made it across! made it all the way! Q made it across! That's it
-- his charity is Q made it across! That's it
-- his charity is winning.
That's it
-- his charity is winning.
Right now, go to trutv.
Com for Winning.
Right now, go to trutv.
Com for our live post show, including Right now, go to trutv.
Com for our live post show, including interviews with at least Our live post show, including interviews with at least three of the four jokers and me.
Interviews with at least three of the four jokers and me.
They might even let q down.
Three of the four jokers and me.
They might even let q down.
Cheers to 100 episodes and They might even let q down.
Cheers to 100 episodes and Cheers to 100 episodes and oh, my god! oh, my god! good night, everybody.
oh, my god! good night, everybody.
Thank you, new york.
good night, everybody.
Thank you, new york.
You joker.
Thank you, new york.
You joker.
oh, my god! You joker.
oh, my god! wow.
oh, my god! wow.
he did it! wow.
he did it! wow! he did it! wow! oh, my god! wow! oh, my god! what a way to end the show.
oh, my god! what a way to end the show.
[ indistinct shouting ]
what a way to end the show.
[ indistinct shouting ]
ohh!
[ indistinct shouting ]
ohh!
[ cheers and applause ]
ohh!
[ cheers and applause ]
come on!
[ cheers and applause ]
come on! He made it! He made it! come on! He made it! He made it! oh, my god! God! He made it! He made it! oh, my god! God! Oh, my god! oh, my god! God! Oh, my god! wow! Oh, my god! wow! oh, my god.
wow! oh, my god.
okay.
That's it.
oh, my god.
okay.
That's it.
He went right across.
okay.
That's it.
He went right across.
He actually
-- you have the He went right across.
He actually
-- you have the glory.
He actually
-- you have the glory.
Q, congratulations.
Glory.
Q, congratulations.
Jokers, congratulations.
$50,000.
and right now, go to Trutv.
Com for our live post Show, including interviews with At least three of the four Jokers.
They may even let q down.
Cheers to 100 episodes and Good night, everybody.
wow!
[ cheers and applause ]
congratulations, guys.
unbelievable.
[ whistles ]
wow.
Whoa!
04x21 - Live Punishment Special
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.
This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.