Tookie bah waba!
Hao!
Iki bah bah.
Ha ha ha.
♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
Maka maka!
♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
Ha ha ha!
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪
♪ Iki tookie nee hi! ♪
♪ Aka tiki bah bah ♪
♪ aka tiki bah bah ♪
♪ gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
♪ Gabba ika tasoopa? ♪
Ooocha! Chi-ka!
♪ Miki miki coconut ♪
♪ I Laila 'o kaua'i la ♪
♪ no malihini ohana ♪
♪ welcome, cousins,
a-come on by ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
♪ aloha, e komo mai ♪
Wow.
We're up so high.
I bet we're in space already.
This is almost as cool
as the real outer space.
Stop saying you've
been to outer space, lilo.
Real astronauts
have space suits.
You don't got a space suit.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
The only place you've
been is planet weirdo.
But it's true!
Me and stitch...
whoo! Wahh! Stitch?
Stitch!
Whoo!
Nika!
Stitch, get out of there!
Whoa!
Aaah... get it off! Get it off!
Aaaah!
Get this off! I can't see!
Jijiba!
Bad stitch... hot-wiring
the moon buggy.
Bad!
Oki dopa!
Help me! Help me!
Uh-oh.
Cobra bubbles?
What are you doing here?
There are questions in life
one prefers not to answer.
So true.
So what are you doing here?
Lilo, I appreciate
your curiosity,
but there comes
a time when adults
must deal with adult problems,
and children must
stay with their field trips
and out of adults' hair.
Do you understand?
You don't have any hair.
Something tells me he's not here
on official social
worker business.
Come on.
I'm afraid I don't understand.
I knew it.
He's obviously
still moonlighting
for the CIA.
Uh-oh.
What is it?
Tell me!
Pola ta?
Either an evil
fist-wielding maniac
is going around smashing
planetarium displays...
Or a giant asteroid is
heading towards earth
to destroy us all!
I'm afraid there's
nothing that can be done.
Our government just
doesn't have the technology.
Nothing?
There must be some
contingency plan.
If you must know,
the plan is to get key people
safely underground,
then hope for the best.
Ogden has to help out.
Wow. So, where should I report,
you know, to go underground?
I said key people.
We've got to tell everyone.
Come on!
I'm so sick of this earth food.
The chewing and
swallowing is absurd.
On home planet kweltekwan,
nutrients are absorbed
directly through the skin...
Much more efficient.
I find earth dining
a fascinating ritual.
Families sit down together,
engage in petty power struggles,
report the trivial
news of the day...
Jumba, pleakley!
An asteroid is heading
right towards earth!
Ooh! An asteroid!
I'll need to put together
a nice asteroid-watching outfit.
Maybe with my new sun hat...
Pleakley, the asteroid's
gonna smash right into us.
We're all doomed!
Oh. Perhaps a casual golf visor
would be more appropriate?
Calm down, little one.
I have here to my disposal
the most Booty-kick monitoring
equipment in the galaxy.
If what you say were true,
I would have been notified.
Now, let us see.
I'm sure that all of your
talks of asteroids and doom
are nothing at
all to be worried...
Warning...
Giant asteroid heading
right towards earth.
You are all doomed.
And you've got new e-mails.
See? Doomed?
Doomed isn't fascinating.
Doomed is terrible.
We've got to get out of here!
Only take the essentials!
I will prepare spaceship.
We leave tonight.
Ohana means
nobody gets left behind.
If we're leaving, we have
to take everyone with us.
You tell your cousins
and I'll tell mine.
Stitch and I are going
to evacuate the planet
'cause there's an
asteroid coming.
You better pack, too.
Oh, um, whatevers.
Just don't be late for dinner.
Yeeoww!
Ok.
Dinner's gonna be
a little late tonight.
Hogaia, nata crina boom!
We're evacuating
the whole planet.
Neesta!
Kawani waka moomba!
Eh.
Uh-oh.
We're all meeting
at my house tonight
to fly into outer space.
We'll be serving free peanuts.
Right on.
And then, once we
get into outer space,
we'll pick a new planet.
Ok, then we're gonna spend
our last hours on earth
making fun of you.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, it sounds
like they're coming.
They're probably all just
having trouble parking.
Eh.
Hamcha.
I hope our new planet
has this many stars,
and I hope it has a
beach with perfect waves,
and friends, and shave ice,
and fish that eat peanut
butter sandwiches.
Sure would be better
if we could just stay home.
They're not coming, are they?
Naga.
Well, at least your
cousins showed.
How many are in there?
Kicha! Only ?
No one believes us.
Little girl, , hop to it.
It's time to go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Whoa!
We can't go!
We can't leave
everyone here to get...
Astroided.
I won't do it!
Pikata!
Aah!
Oof!
Unh, unh, unh!
I think he has an idea.
We land ship on asteroid?
Ichi! Ichi!
Digging experiment digs
hole to center of asteroid,
and experiment is
making booya big earthquake.
Boom, boom, boom!
Asteroid is breaking
into , , pieces...
And saving earth! Ha ha ha!
Crazy idea.
So crazy it just
might work, right?
Uh, no. Just crazy.
Lilo, what's going on here?
I told you.
There's an asteroid
heading towards earth.
We were going to
evacuate everyone,
but I think we'll go
on a secret mission
to destroy the asteroid instead.
Lilo, there hasn't been
anything on the news about this.
Anyone who'd believe you
would have to be
completely lolo.
Yo, dudes. Hey, sorry I'm late.
Just stopped for
a pepperoni slice.
See? It's true.
Ask cobra bubbles.
He knows.
Ok! I'll call him.
Nobody makes one single move
until I get back.
Let's go.
Please pay attention to the
in-flight safety demonstration.
Rrr... bbll... bblll!
Everyone's in their
upright and locked position.
Perfect. Launch
sequence entered?
Check.
Coordinates locked? Check!
Bladder evacuated?
Check.
Then we are ready to rocket!
Or maybe not so ready.
Instead, maybe we are doomed.
It appears we are having
slight problem with the power.
What's the problem?
We have none.
Battery is kaput.
You didn't recharge the battery?
Lilo!
Ha ha ha.
Zon zitsagal.
Zos, zos!
Sparky!
I bet he can power the ship.
It's worth a sh**ting.
Ok, start 'er up when I say go.
Ooh-waahh!
Aaaahhh! Whoop!
Oh!
Lilo!
Unh!
Cobra! I was
just trying to call.
I have to be brief, nani.
I don't quite know
how to say this.
Since you have
access to a spaceship,
I thought I should warn you...
Oh, no. Don't tell me.
An asteroid?
How did you know?
She was telling the truth.
Lilo just went off in jumba
and pleakley's spaceship
to try to knock it down.
What do we do?!
I need to get to a
communications uplink.
Rarrrhhh!
They seem a little restless.
You said there'd be peanuts.
We need peanuts.
And sodas.
And swizzle sticks.
Uh-uh. I'm not
going anywhere near
those little monsters.
You go.
But I'm too little
to fit into the
stewardess outfit.
Soda!
Peanuts!
Don't be grabby.
There's enough for everyone.
Pahh!
Incoming call from...
Cobra bubbles.
Cobra!
Lilo, I understand
what you're trying to do.
That's good,
because we're
kind of making it up
as we go along.
You must be exceedingly careful.
Even if you do succeed
in breaking up the asteroid,
your ship would almost certainly
be destroyed by the debris.
Look! Well, that is that.
I'll call ahead to kweltekwan.
They will sure to be preparing
a nice welcome for us.
Perhaps a parade? Ho ho!
Hold your horsepower, mister!
Who says we have to
go to your home planet?
Who says we're going anywhere?
Evil genius scientist says so,
and evil genius
scientist is driving.
Wow. He is evil.
Sharing a bunk bed,
I tend to forget that.
Jumba, no!
We can't give up!
We are going to kweltekwan,
and no one or anything else
is stopping me!
Aah!
, stopping,
please! Can't see!
Stitch, look out!
The asteroid!
Uhhhh... Dahh!
Whoops.
Oh, great.
Your little monster hogtie move
destroyed the navigation relay.
Where are you going?
Nice flying, stitch!
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Jumba, you've got
some 'splainin' to do.
What is to 'splaining?
If ridiculous
adopted home planet
is chewing of food,
and backward science
is to be destroyed,
I'm having nowhere else to go.
But you can't go
back to kweltekwan.
You were banished
for evil geniusing.
You'd be apprehended
the second you set foot on it.
Good point.
But even evil geniuses
can becoming homesick.
Earth is your home.
You have a family there.
An ohana.
With me and nani
and pleakley and stitch.
That's why we have
to try and save it.
We have to destroy
that asteroid.
Maybe is little girl
who is genius, after all.
Okey-dokey.
Untie me, for to
help save earth.
Yay! Initiating procedure
for asteroid landing
and the inevitable crushing
of our ship by asteroid debris
that's sure to follow.
You sure you don't
need any help?
Someone's gotta
watch the experiment.
Thirsty!
Sit down!
The captain has not
turned off the seatbelt sign.
Everyone, back
in your seats now!
Hammerhead, quit bonking kix.
Sparky, don't you touch a thing.
Aah!
You two go north, I'll go south.
We need nice
soft rock to dig into.
But I hate soft rock.
Less talking, more rock looking.
Booja!
Burdak! Burdak!
Once we blow up the
asteroid and save the earth,
I bet the government
will give us a plaque.
Shh.
What is it?
Kelta! Yoshi!
I don't see anything.
Yargaah!
Aah!
A ghost!
Naga chuga.
Yaya! Yaya!
Chuga sevah!
Uh-oh! Ooh!
In my opinion, that's
gotta hurt even stitch.
Aah!
Ow. Uhhh!
Little girl, slow down.
What is the fire?
Heh heh.
Hello.
We come in peace
to blow up your home.
Aaahhh! Ooh!
Ow... ooh... ouch...
What do you mean by this,
scaring defenseless little girl
in deadly genetic experiment.
What's he saying?
Is ancient dialect.
Doesn't matter.
Just silly asteroid squatter.
Go on, b*at it!
Come. I have found place to dig.
Let's get to it!
We can't blow up this asteroid.
Excusing me?
What is your idea?
This is that crabby guy's home,
and he loves it.
Just like we love the earth.
We can't destroy it.
Can't destroy earth.
Can't destroy asteroid.
Wa-ai-ai-ai-ait!
Hah! I am more genius.
I am having a theory.
If jumba designed hyperdrive
could move ship millions
of miles to kweltekwan,
it can perhaps move
asteroid off course, miss earth.
You mean... We can save earth
and the asteroid?
Way to go, jumba!
You're hardly evil at all.
But... if we put the
hyperdrive on the asteroid,
we won't be able to
cross the vast distances
involved in interstellar travel.
You and I might never be able
to return to our home planets.
We have home
planet, with little girl,
and bigger girl.
On earth.
Ok.
You got me.
Ya big jerk.
We're gonna put
stitch's cousins to work.
Innahousa! In! In! In!
You think it will work?
Of course.
I designed experiment
to hypnotize entire
army into submission.
Surely it can subdue
simpleminded asteroid squatter.
Oh, freaky. He shall be
under for at least minutes.
We have plenty of time to...
Entering earth atmosphere in...
minutes.
minutes?!
minutes?!
If this thing hits the
earth's atmosphere,
we're talkin'
level collision!
No survivors!
Stitch, get the hyperdrive.
Jumba, get digger digging!
Come on, people, let's move!
Ah!
Booya!
Unh!
Let's hope hyperdrive
has enough power
to move asteroid.
Hope?
I said it was theory only.
Ohh... I can't
stand the suspense!
Activating hyperdrive... Now!
Yaya! Yayaya!
It's working!
Yahoo!
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Did we live?
I speak not only for myself,
but for everyone
on earth when I say,
thank you for saving
our collective posterior.
So... Where's the plaque?
The commendation
from the president?
The key to the earth?
The government
prefers to take the stance
that the thr*at of annihilation
never actually existed.
But I did manage to swing this.
"This document officially states
"that lilo and stitch
"are honorary agents
"in the earth defense agency,
under and illegal
genetic experiment division."
Cool!
I bet not even alva's
got one of these.
Wow! Rrrrr! I should be going.
Where are you going to?
I make the dinner.
You cooked?
Of course!
I'm cooking big,
chewing, swallowing meal
for my earth family.
We are to breaking
bread together, yes?
Ukata!
Magarah!
Suya!
Stitch!
It's just an expression.
Oh.
Are you sure it's safe?
Don't worry!
I supervised everything.
We couldn't find baking powder,
so we substituted this
foot powder we found.
I have an idea.
How about pizza?
Now you're talkin'.
I want anchovies on my half!
Of all earth foods,
evil genius' pizza
almost makes chewing worthwhile.
Heh heh!
01x20 - The Asteroid
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Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.
Continuing where Stitch! The Movie left off, Lilo and Stitch are given the task of collecting the rest of Jumba's missing experiments, changing them from bad to good, and finding the one place where they truly belong.