[BEEPS]
[b*at-BOXES]
S'up, Pops?
What's good?
[WHIMPERS]
[SOBBING]
Um, you okay, Pops?
BOTH: Whoa.
[SCREAMS]
Uh...
What the...
Aah. Gotcha,
you stupid parasite.
Yaah. Hey, Pops.
Got to catch those things
before they destroy the ship
and k*ll us all.
[WHIMPERS]
[SOBS]
Uh...
okay.
[SIGHS AND WHIMPERS]
Hey, Pops, want to go
on a supply run with us?
On the way, we're gonna see
how close we can fly to a sun.
[SOBBING]
Uh, okay.
Your loss, bro.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Guys, we got to figure out
what's got Pops
so bummed out.
Maybe he just misses
Earth stuff--
like wrestling
and two-ply toilet paper?
Maybe it's because
we have to drink
recycled garbage water
all the time?
Wait. We drink what?
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Um, guys?
Ahem.
You think that
maybe Pops is sad
because in less than hours,
we'll reach Lolliland,
where he'll have to face
Anti-Pops,
his super-evil twin brother,
and figure out how to save us
and the entire universe...
from being erased
from existence?
Yeah,
it's probably that one.
We need to get his mind
off all that.
Before the battle tomorrow,
let's make it our mission
to show Pops a good time.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
A song? For me?
Yeah.
♪ Lookin' good, Pops,
Cool new magical abilities ♪
♪ And I've always been impressed
By your fashion sensibilities ♪
[LAUGHS]
♪ So cheer up, Pops ♪
♪ There's no need to cry ♪
♪ You'll fight Anti-Pops
And you probably won't die ♪
♪ You're gonna win the fight
So let's have some fun ♪
♪ And if you don't,
Well, that's all right ♪
We'll all be erased
from existence, anyway.
Dude.
Ow.
Rigby.
Sorry. I couldn't
think of a rhyme.
Hey, Pops.
Surprise.
We made you a cake.
A cake? For me?
It's your favourite--
red velvet
with raspberry filling.
Let's cut you
a big old piece.
EILEEN: This'll make you
feel better.
Uh...
[WHISPERS] Help me.
[SCREAMS AND SOBS]
Hey, Pops, check it out.
Here comes
the big show.
Run.
Oh, I love f*ring-works.
[WHISTLING AND POPPING]
It's beautiful.
[SOBBING]
MUSCLE MAN:
Well, that was a total bust.
We were doing fine
until your stupid fireworks.
What are you talking about?
Those fireworks
were very festive.
No, they weren't.
That's it. Guys, I know what
we've got to do.
What's the one thing
guaranteed to cheer anybody up?
The wet burrito combo platter
at Chimichanga Juan's?
What? No.
I don't know.
It's pretty good.
I really like
how wet they make it.
No. Guys, I'm talking about
a surprise party.
BOTH: Hmm. Hmm-hmm.
Microwave wings,
microwave wings.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Hey, you made it.
Bummer about whole
end-of-the-universe deal.
Oh, we brought chips.
Honey barbecue
and zesty lime.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Death, thanks for coming out.
Oh, it's no problem.
I was headed out here, anyway.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Hey, hey.
Glad you could make it.
Of course.
And we brought some HD-DVDs
we thought Pops might enjoy.
To use as coasters.
Then we can watch
some of my movies
as they're meant to be seen--
on Blu-ray.
Come on. I thought you said
you'd give me that one.
Yeah, but those discs
aren't gonna cheer anyone up.
They're literally trash.
Heh heh. Okay.
Yeah, come on in.
The eagle's
approaching the nest.
Got it.
Everyone, get in position.
ALL: Surprise.
Oh, my.
A party? for me?
Yeah, Pops, for you.
How lovely.
And all of my friends
are here.
Oh, but what's the occasion?
It's not my birthday.
Hey, you don't need to
have a reason to have a party.
Well, then let's get this
shindig started.
[LAUGHS]
[♪♪♪]
[CHUCKLES]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
All right.
Hey, let's get Pops up here.
Come on up, Pops. Pops?
RIGBY: Where'd he go? Hey, Pops?
Hmm.
[SOBBING]
Hey, Pops. You okay?
Oh, yes. Jolly good party.
Just getting some fresh air.
Oh, well, that's cool, then.
We thought you were having
some emotional breakdown.
Rigby.
Unh.
Pops, you know
we're here for you.
I know. I'm sorry.
It's just
seeing you all together,
all my good friends.
If Anti-Pops wins tomorrow,
everything will be erased.
And I don't care
what happens to me,
but I don't want
any of you to get hurt.
You're my best friends.
[SNIFFS] I don't normally
mix meself up
in the affairs of the living,
but in the battle tomorrow,
you can count on my help.
Oh, I can't ask you
to do that.
Ridiculous.
You're our friend, Pops.
Yes, and leaving you to face
Anti-Pops by yourself
would be totally uncool.
We got your back, Pops.
We gotcha, bro.
Don't worry, Pops.
We're totally behind you, Pops.
Good show.
Wait. I have an idea.
When I finished high school,
our class buried a time capsule
full of moments for us to dig up
at our ten-year reunion
to see
what we each put in it.
What if we all
put something personal
in a time capsule
and sh*t it into space?
That way,
no matter what happens,
there will always be a part of
us floating out there forever.
Mordecai, that's
a splendid idea. Good show.
Yes. I can totally
relate to wanting to do that
now that
I'm a high-school graduate.
But what would we
even put in it?
Like, our favourite chips
or something?
I can help with that.
I can copy everyone's memories
of their entire lives,
and put them
on a Blu-ray box set.
I can do that, too,
if you guys want.
Uh, yeah, but your lives
will look way better on Blu-ray.
Yeah, we should just
go with Blu-ray.
Blue is my favourite colour.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Show off.
Hey, Benson, mind helping me
get this thing started?
Uh, sure. Uh...
You guys will need to stay still
once the process starts.
It can be dangerous
and disorienting.
There's lasers involved.
Don't touch the lasers.
[ROBOTIC-LIKE]
Memory scan commencing.
Now hold on, guys.
This might hurt a little bit.
Wait. What-- Uhh...
Whoa.
We can see everything.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
BENSON: You make me so angry.
Dude, I think most of these
are of Benson yelling.
No, they're not.
BENSON: You're fired.
Whoa. Remember when Pops
wrestled a bear?
That was awesome.
Good times.
[LAUGHS]
Bros, are you
not hearing this?
Ha ha ha. I'm k*lling it.
Ha ha ha. Hey, Rigby.
Check it out.
What?
[LAUGHTER]
Stop laughing.
Aah. Don't look at that.
Rigby, no, stop.
Aah.
Rigby.
What's happening?
I can't stop.
Rigby.
Blu-ray,
turn off the laser.
I can't. The process won't stop
until it's done recording.
You know, I was very clear
about not touching anything.
Hold on, Rigby. Uhh.
Mordecai,
what are you doing?
Aah.
Huhh. I gotcha, dude.
Dude, I'm slipping.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Guys.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Oh, yeah, Eileen.
[ALL SCREAM]
Come on.
[WHIMPERS]
Aah. Huh?
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL SCREAM]
Oh, no.
Aah.
Aw, yeah, Pops.
I don't know
how long I can hold on.
The memories are catching up.
We're almost done, Pops.
Dude, that k*ller plant
was cool.
[STRAINING]
Look,
it's us right now.
[ALL GRUNT]
Whoa. That was awesome, Pops.
Good job.
Wow. Great job, Pops.
Oh, it's nothing.
Blu-ray, did it work?
Recording...
complete.
Everyone's memories saved
onto their own
commemorative Blu-ray.
BOTH: Cool.
They've even
got our faces on 'em.
Pretty neat.
Your entire lives
are contained on these discs.
I also took the liberty
of compiling a few bonus discs.
This disc
is two hours of bloopers.
And this one I call
Mordecai pulls a "Mordecai."
It's a two-disc set.
What do you think, Pops?
[SOBS]
Don't worry.
These are tears of joy.
Now, no matter what happens,
our friendship
and all of our jolly good times
will never be forgotten.
That's great, Pops.
Now let's blast those discs
into outer space.
In five, four--
Wait.
What if the person
who finds the discs
doesn't have a Blu-ray player?
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Don't worry. I've got it.
[GRUNTING]
Wait. But what if the person
who finds the time capsule
doesn't have
a big-screen TV?
I can push one of those out.
No, no.
That's all right.
Fire in the hole.
Or we could just bury it
in the park.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
08x28 - Cheer Up Pops
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Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.