[GASPS]
Pops, are you okay?
Yes. Just a peculiar dream
is all.
Oh, yeah. I've been having
weird dreams, too, Pops.
Like this one
where Eileen shows up,
and she's wearing...
It's not important.
Everybody has weird dreams.
I suppose.
Well, we've got something
that'll cheer you up.
Come have a look.
[GASPS]
It's you, old friend.
All these years watching you
through my telescope,
and I had no idea
you were my home.
No wonder
it's your favourite planet.
So beautiful up close.
Isn't she marvellous?
Under normal circumstances,
I'd agree.
Yeah, don't forget
what we're here for.
We have to battle Anti-Pops,
whose whole thing is, like,
erasing the universe
as we know it. No big deal.
All the more reason to be ready.
Let's get down there.
This is where Pops came from?
I can't believe it.
I thought it'd be
a little cleaner.
[GROANS]
[GROANING]
[ALL WHIMPERING]
Jolly good.
By Jove.
My dad Sizzle.
Yeah, this is definitely
Pops' planet.
Oh, my.
They're all so welcoming.
You're here.
You're finally here.
We've been waiting eons
for this moment.
Allow us
to introduce ourselves.
I'm Frivola-Kranus.
I'm Quadravi-Kranus.
And I'm Weird Mushroom Guy.
Well, it's a pleasure
to meet all of you.
Hate to interrupt the moment,
but don't we have a battle
to prepare for or something?
ALL: Oh, very true.
Come along.
Uh, no offense, bros,
but why's your planet
all busted?
This is evidence
of many battles past.
No fight of such a grand scale
is free of collateral damage.
But the Guardian
can tell you all about that.
Uh...
My eyes are up here.
I am the Guardian of Lolliland.
I exist
to witness the titans battle
every billion years.
Excuse me. Ma'am.
Might you know
how I can defeat Anti-Pops?
I do not. I have never seen
the battle end in victory.
Only mutually assured
destruction
followed by a reset
of the universe.
Only this planet survives
in order to record the outcome
of each encounter.
Chosen One,
if you wish to know more,
study the ancient tapestries.
Do we even have time for that?
Isn't Anti-Pops
supposed to be here soon?
There is no sign yet
of the one you call Anti-Pops,
which is odd.
He's usually on time.
[BEEPING]
He's already at Lolliland?
You. Why aren't we moving?
Uh, well, you erased
half the engine, so...
we're sort of stalled out, sir.
Then I'll take
one of the smaller ships.
FEMALE VOICE: Coordinates set.
Destination--Lolliland.
Warp speed at ten.
Huh?
[SCREAMS]
This is why I want to end
the stupid universe!
Over a space deer?
I hit
a space deer once.
They're way stronger
than you'd think.
Quiet.
Oh, my chips.
I need to find another way.
Welcome to
the Hall of Tapestries.
Anything you want to know
about the previous battles
exists in these creations.
They "weave"
a very detailed history.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
He says that one
every time.
Still funny.
It is funny.
Here, you can see
how you came into existence.
Different versions of us
were born
over billions of years,
never quite right.
Until you, Mega-Kranus.
That's my name?
BOTH: Heh heh. Mega-Kranus.
Yes. You are
the ultimate creation.
However,
when you were created,
the universe
had to balance itself.
Hence, Malum-Kranus was born.
Oh, Malum-Kranus.
"Malum" means "bad," right?
Here, you'll see tapestries
that depict every clash
over the millennia.
Kind of looks like
they're fighting
with pool noodles in this one.
Oh, yes.
That was a fun one.
Wait, guys. Look.
Does that
kind of look like us?
Yes. Everything
that's happening now
has happened before.
Everything?
Everything.
Each battle ends in a draw,
with two fists colliding,
resetting the universe,
and ending in rebirth.
Uh, hate to be a downer,
but this sounds kind of...
Futile?
I mean, this has
been happening
for billions
and billions of years.
How are we gonna
buck the odds?
SKIPS: This doesn't look good.
[GASPS]
Dude, you got an idea?
Yes.
Okay, every battle
starts in this coliseum
with Pops on this side
and Anti-Pops on that side.
We know where he's gonna be.
We can catch him off-guard
with some traps.
If we want to win,
the only choice we have
is to change things up.
That's not
a terrible idea.
This is like pranking
the most evil guy ever.
Consider
the master prankster in.
Oh, a sneak att*ck?
That doesn't seem very sporting.
It's true, this plan
doesn't seem fair,
but I think
it's our best bet.
You too, Eileen?
I know how it sounds,
but everyone and everything
we know and love
is on the line here.
It's up to you, Pops.
If you want to keep doing this
how it's always been done,
that's your choice.
You're the Chosen One.
Okay. Let's do it.
Traps, traps,
traps, traps.
He already
said we'd do it.
[HORN HONKS]
[♪♪♪]
S'up? You Malum-Kranus?
Took you long enough.
What is this?
There's not enough room.
Always room in the front.
Come sit up here with me, bro.
I'm not doing that.
Gruff, you sit up front.
Aw, man. I don't want to.
Aah.
Yes, sir.
Floor it.
I hate to tell you.
Traffic's backed all up
and down the galaxy.
Oh, hey, do you want
waters or snacks?
They're in the side door
back there.
I don't want to hear it.
Just go.
Hey, how's the music?
The, uh, volume okay?
Silence.
Yeah, I don't really like
this music, either.
[MUSIC STOPS]
Yeah, I've been doing this
about six years,
but this isn't, like,
my main gig.
Deejaying's
what gets me out of bed.
Hey, if you ever need someone
to spin at a party...
[ANTI-POPS SCREAMS]
Anti-Pops draws near.
ANTI-POPS:
And in this corner of the ring,
the ferocious fighter,
the erratic eraser.
You love him,
you love to hate him--
Malum-Kranus.
Pops, I'm surprised
you're still standing
after our last showdown.
But don't worry.
I'll make sure
that doesn't happen this time.
It's doesn't have to end
this way.
Please, can't we settle this
peacefully?
Peacefully?
Ha ha ha ha.
Peace doesn't interest me.
I won't be satisfied
until the universe
has come to an end by my hand.
Now let's get on with it.
It is time. The titans
have gathered in the coliseum.
And now, as is tradition,
the ancient Lolliland anthem
will be performed.
This year, sung by local boy--
Eggum-Kranus.
[FEEDBACK]
Ahem.
♪ Oh, Lolliland,
Oh, Lolliland ♪
♪ Our ball of beautiful dust ♪
♪ Her people strong,
Tall, nine miles long ♪
♪ With hearts
That you can trust ♪
♪ Despite the titan battles ♪
♪ She stands through
Thick and thin ♪
♪ Oh, Lolliland,
Oh, Lolliland ♪
♪ May good or evil win ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Oh, Lolliland ♪
♪ Mama, take me to
The promised land ♪
[MUSIC STOPS]
Enough.
This battle starts now.
Oh, no.
Now.
[BEEPS]
[GRUNTS]
I think... we did it.
Wait.
Universe is still here.
[ALL CHEERING]
Put that in a tapestry, son.
Right away, sir.
ALL: Whoo.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
That tickled.
ALL: Aah.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Dude, I can't believe
he's alive.
Yeah, no one
could survive that.
Huh. Do you ever think about
how many people
we've seen probably die?
Ehh, I'm sure
they're all fine.
Oh, surely
there's still time
to settle this like gentlemen.
Hah. Tell you what, Pops.
I'll make you
a gentlemanly deal.
You and I fight one-on-one,
just you and me.
If you knock me down,
the universe is safe.
You go home, and everything
is regular again.
But if I knock you down,
I destroy the universe!
How's that for gentlemanly?
Very well.
I accept your terms.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ew. That's not for me.
, , .
That's a -pack, bro.
[SNARLS] Aah.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Pops.
Pops.
No.
This is his fight.
Your technique is impressive,
but you won't win this time.
Ah. Ahh.
[Gasps]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Aah.
[BELL DINGING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Ahh.
Enough.
[GRUNTS]
Aah.
[GROANS]
Pops knocked him over.
The universe is safe.
[ALL CHEER]
It was an arduous battle,
and though we had our--
f*re.
Pops.
Pops.
But I knocked you over.
We made a gentlemanly deal.
A deal is only as good as
the man who makes it.
You thought you could
get away from me, Disk Masters,
but everyone streams eventually.
Ah, great.
Streaming's here now?
Oh, good.
Some extra help.
The more, the merrier.
Dude, let's go.
Hey.
Where are you going?
BOTH: Trust us.
Ach.
Hey, lady. You gonna help us
down here or what?
Well, I am supposed to
remain neutral, but...
Aw, heck. Get on up here.
All right.
Ah. Aah.
[YELLS]
Let's bust a cap
on this data.
Oh, yay-ah. Rap-ah.
Minions, merge with me
and let us stream like
we've never streamt before.
[BEEPING]
[YELLS]
Streaming went from buffering
to buff.
We're gonna need
some more help.
HD-DVD: Mind if we
join in on the fun?
MORDECAI:
HD-DVD and Blu-ray?
What? This wasn't in
the tapestry.
Well, consider this
the extended edition.
And you're about to get
a whole lot of
exclusive HD content.
Baby ducks.
What's up, dudes?
Greetings, dudes.
Told you we'd meet up with you.
Sureshot?
We thought you died.
Not before I cloned myself.
I got a whole bunch
of back-up clones--
Sure Enough sh*t,
Sure Whatever sh*t,
Close Enough sh*t.
As long as none of them
are poor shots.
Not this clone.
Aah. How many reinforcements
do these guys have?
Oh, no.
You blokes weren't gonna
end the universe without me,
were you?
We'll give Anti-Pops
something to really cry about.
BOTH: Aw,
yea-yea-yea-yea-yea.
End-of-the-universe party.
Woot woot.
Baby ducks, assemble.
Aah.
Aah.
Aah.
[SIREN WAILS]
[SPEAKS LIZARKIAN]
Nah. I want to see what
their final form looks like.
Aw, come on.
Excuse me. Sorry.
[GASPS]
Back to the ship.
[GROWLS]
Everybody.
Follow our lead.
All you, Death.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this.
Death ain't dying today. Unh.
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Yeah.
BOTH: Uhh. Resistance.
Break it down,
Party Horse.
Whoo. Get ready
for some k*ller moves.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oowah-oowah.
Aah. I hate breakdancing.
Hyah. Aah.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
I-I still get a five-star rating
for doing this, right?
No way out this time, dweeb.
Yeah.
I'm hit.
Aah.
Hmm-hmmm. Nice of you
to drop in, dude.
BOTH: Whoo.
No way.
Yahoo.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ow.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Gary, you know what to do.
Okay.
Y-Y-Yah.
BOTH: Yeah.
ALL: Yay.
Let's delete this scene.
BOTH:
. surround shockwave.
Elbow drop.
Whoo-hoo.
Yeah.
Good battle.
Jolly good battle.
Huh?
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else
grows really big
to show their dominance,
but is actually
really small deep down?
My... mom.
[LAUGHS] Good one.
[HANDS SLAP]
[ALL GASPING]
No-o-o-o-o.
Give up, Pops.
All your friends
are going to die,
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Stop calling me that.
[ALL GROANING]
Oh.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Uh, not cool.
[ALL SCREAM]
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
Just came from
this hot party--Aah.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Aah.
BOTH: No-o-o-o.
[WHIMPERING]
Heh heh heh. This ends now.
[SCREAMING]
Huh?
[YELLS]
Aah.
Dude, look.
Oh, no.
Dude, the end is coming.
We have to stop it.
Hang on-n-n-n.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
It's not working.
Dude, we got to eject.
Not yet. We got to fly
between 'em.
You're crazy.
Now.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
[CROWD CHEERING]
All right, Beef Burrito.
I'm gonna give you
one more chance
to take back
what you said about my mom.
I'll k*ll you.
[GRUNTS]
Ooh. Ooh. Uhh...
Tag up. Tag up.
Uh...
Raah.
What?
Oh, you want us
to put the hurt on you?
I think he wants me
to put the hurt on him.
I think he wants you
to put the hurt on him.
You think he wants me
to put the hurt on him?
Yes, I do.
Aah.
BOTH: Aah.
[DISTORTED] Wait a minute.
I think we've done this before.
[NORMAL VOICE] Aah.
Uh... yay.
Hang on, dude.
This has happened before.
What? What are you
talking about? No, it hasn't.
Yes, it ha-- Ahh.
[HYPERVENTILATES]
Man, are you okay?
How hard did you
hit your head?
Medium hard,
but that's not the point.
We've seriously
done this before.
I think I would remember
breaking a hole in the wall.
We're gonna get fired
for this.
We're not gonna get fired.
Not for this, not for
smashing up Benson's car
or ruining everyone's
Thanksgiving dinner.
Not even for releasing a demon
into the park.
We actually still have our jobs
for, like, six years after this.
You're being insane.
Even if you could
see into the future,
we'd totally get fired
for all that stuff.
I'm right, Mordecai.
I can prove it.
[GRUNTS] Here it is.
The futuristic Blu-ray box set
that tells the story
of the next six years
of our lives,
including all those times
we didn't get fired,
your relationship issues,
plus, when we went to space
in a dome
and when the universe
got destroyed
by Pops' evil twin brother
Anti-Pops.
Dude, just holding up a box
while you say crazy stuff
doesn't prove anything.
But it's all here on Blu-ray.
Uhh.
You keep saying that,
but "Blu-ray" just sounds
as made-up as everything else.
If it was a VHS box set,
you might have a case.
Hey, you think
if we sell this thing,
we can make enough money
to fix the ho--
[GASPS] I remember.
I remember.
Huh?
W-What's going on? Huh?
This isn't right.
I think we're in a glitch,
and time didn't reset.
We got to get back
to help Pops.
I know how we can do it.
♪ Take us to the end,
Take us to the end, whoa-oh ♪
♪ Won't you take us
To the end? ♪
Heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Say good night, Pops.
Heh heh heh heh.
My friends.
You've k*lled all my friends.
Yeah, and you're next.
Guess who's
not d*ad after all.
What?
Mordecai. Rigby.
That's right. Just hit
a little glitch in time.
We'll always
have your back, bro.
Not for long.
[BOTH SCREAMING]
No.
Aah.
I say,
what a handsome chap
in the newspaper,
don't you think?
Is that me? Hello? Hello?
Uh, sure.
Where am I? What is this?
I'll be back in a second
with the check.
Anti-Pops. Hyah.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
[BOTH GASP]
Aah. Aah.
Rigby, hold on.
Pops, help.
[LAUGHS]
Aah.
We're d*ad times a hundred.
We're d*ad times a hundred.
Rigby.
Pops.
Give me your ha-- Unh.
Pops.
Huh?
An adhesive note?
Aah.
Dude, I'm freaking out.
Aah. Help.
Get it off. Get it off.
Aah. Dude,
what the heck is going on?
The fabric of reality
is unravelling.
No-o-o-o.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Mordecai, Rigby. No-o-o-o.
SEER: Sometimes
doing something different
makes all the difference.
We can still resolve this,
brother.
Aah.
I don't need a hug.
Aah.
Stop running.
Pops, he's too powerful.
You'll never b*at him alone.
I know you all mean well,
but I should've been
listening to my heart
this whole time.
You boys stay here.
Pops.
Show yourself, coward.
POPS: I'm here.
[ROARS]
Uhh.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
No-o-o.
Feelings.
[BOTH GASP]
This can't work, Pops.
The minute you let me go,
I'm gonna blast you
into nothing.
I know.
So I'm not going to let go.
What?
Ahh.
BOTH: Pops, don't.
[THINKING] Don't worry,
Mordecai and Rigby.
I know you're sad,
but I promise
this is a happy ending.
Take care of each other.
Goodbye.
All those one-star reviews.
I... I wish I could
take it all back.
You can try.
You and I together...
brother.
[SIZZLING]
Guess this is it.
If anyone's listening,
I want to come back
as a dolphin.
Oh, good one.
Me too.
No, wait. An eagle.
No. A pterodactyl
with a really big--
Breaking news. Months after
the return of domes
around the world,
and three years after
their mysterious departure,
it seems like
we're getting reports
that the park dome
is finally back.
It's back, everybody.
It's back.
♪ I ♪
♪ I wish you could swim ♪
♪ Like dolphins ♪
♪ Like dolphins can swim ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Nothing
Will keep us together ♪
♪ We can b*at them ♪
♪ Forever and ever ♪
♪ Oh, we can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I will be king ♪
♪ And you ♪
♪ You will be queen ♪
♪ Though nothing ♪
♪ Will drive them away ♪
♪ We can be heroes ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ We can be us ♪
♪ Just for one day ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I can remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ Standing ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ By the wall ♪
♪ And the g*n ♪
♪ sh*t above our heads ♪
♪ Over our heads ♪
♪ And we kissed ♪
♪ As though
Nothing could fall ♪
♪ Nothing could fall ♪
Man, I can't believe
it's been years.
Yeah. I wish Pops
could've been here to see this.
Well, if it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't have this.
Yeah. Hey, do you think
those old video games
are still in the shed?
Yeah. We should check it out,
for old cart's sake.
Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Whoa-oa-oa.
[BOTH LAUGH]
I can't believe
we used to do that.
♪ Just for one day ♪
[STATIC]
POPS: Ah. Jolly good show.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
08x29 & 08x30 & 08x31 - A Regular Epic Final Battle
Series revolves around the daily lives of two 23-year-old friends – Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon) – who work as groundskeepers at a park, and spend their days trying to avoid work and entertain themselves by any means.