Narrator: coming up, murr is
Forced to stick his nose where
It doesn't belong...
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
...q goes up against the mystery
Box...
There's no way he's doing
This.
Oh.
Narrator: ...and the guys
Push joe over the edge.
No! No! No!!
[ Laughter ]
Narrator: plus, an
"Impractical jokers" first -- a
Punishment like you've never
Seen before.
♪ Dunh dunh duhh
Aah!
[ Laughter ]
We're at dylan's candy bar,
And we're trying to get people
To sign up for our new party
Service.
There will be a box of props
Waiting for us, and we have no
Idea what's in it.
We've got to reach in and
Pull out a prop and explain how
We're gonna use that weird thing
At their party.
If you can't get someone to
Sign up for your party, you
Lose.
How's it going?
Hey.
Hey, have you heard about our
New party-time service that
We're doing.
We do adult parties, kids'
Parties -- you know, birthdays,
Everything.
You know, we'll do, like, the
Standard, like, kid -- we'll do
The juggling if you want to do
It.
[ Chuckles ]
And then we, uh -- we offer,
Like, a full range of services.
Like, for instance, in here, we
Have some stuff.
He has no idea what's in
The box.
You know, this is something
Great that we do.
Um, we have an urn with ashes in
Here, and it's, uh -- it's a
Game we play, called
"Guess who's dead."
Everybody takes a handful.
It's sort of like
"Duck, duck, goose" meets, uh,
"Simon says."
[ Laughter ]
And you know, everybody just
Takes a turn guessing who's
Dead -- "grandpa."
And we have, like, specific
Props and things that we'll
Bring to the party.
Like, you could have, like...
[ Laughter ]
We have, uh -- you know, we
Bring laxatives.
We don't think that children
Poop enough at the kids'
Parties, because they have
So much candy and stuff.
So we'll -- we'll actually slip
Some of these in with
Jelly beans.
[ Laughter ]
But wait, there's more.
Um...
There is, uh...
Is that urine?
We've got, uh -- that's...
Um, because parents get into
Some trouble when they drive
Home from kids' parties.
They've been doing a little...
[ Whistles ]
Oh my goodness.
So, it's an all-inclusive sort
Of deal, where you get the whole
Experience.
You get the juggling, you get
The laxatives, you get the
Urine.
[ Laughter ]
It's a win-win for everybody.
I'll come, I'll juggle, I'll
Hand out laxatives.
So, just name and phone number,
If you'd like.
Is she gonna do it?
Yes!
Yeah! Thank you so much.
Really appreciate it.
Human waste is not enough for
This woman to not sign up.
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
What's your name?
Hugh.
Brian. Nice to meet you.
Take a look at this, man.
I throw the party myself.
Like, I'll run in here with,
Like, this stuff, and that's
Just the start of it.
But, like, for you, we do stuff
Like this.
[ Groans ] here.
All right, like [chuckles]...
[ Laughter ]
...flapjacks.
Flapjacks, hugh.
Don't just say what they
Are, q?
How do you use them at the
Party?
Like, now -- now your friends
Are showing up, and they're
Like, "oh, man, there's alcohol
Everywhere.
But what's to eat?"
Flapjacks.
Flapjacks!
But wait, party's just getting
Started.
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughter ]
Yeah?
Hugh, now [chuckles] check
This out.
All right, we got that, right?
Yeah.
You got that, I got this.
Right, buddy?
Yeah.
Now you and I are -- we're very
Handcuffed together.
[ Laughter ]
I'll tell you what's happening.
You and I are gonna get a little
Drunk, we're gonna down some
Flapjacks.
You want to sign up?
I could sign up.
You'll sign up?
Come on! Fur and cuffs!
Fur and cuffs, hugh, gets 'em
Every time.
[ Ding! ]
It could be a children's
Party or an adult party.
We tailor it to you.
We sit down with you and kind of
Party-plan it.
So, some of the things we
[Chuckling] offer...
We offer, uh, bacon.
Okay.
And then we have, uh...
Pills.
[ Laughter ]
Okay.
And I know what you're thinking.
"What do bacon and pills in a
Bag have to do with a party?"
Yeah.
Well...
Whatdon'tthey have to do
With -- with a party, really,
Right.
If it's therightparty?
We have some really cool, unique
Things that no one else offers.
Now, you -- you might say, "why
Do have brick labeled 'pain'?"
[ Laughter ]
Talk your way out of that
[Bleep]
[ Laughter ]
That's whatiwould ask.
[ Laughter ]
Why do you think I have a brick
Labeled "pain" in my hands?
I don't know.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Guess.
[ Laughter ]
Throw it...
You're gonna label yours
Whatever you want it to be --
Whatever you want to get rid of.
Like, you could label it
"Sorrow," "poverty"...
"Herpes."
[ Laughter ]
If you think a party -- okay? --
With bricks labeled "pain" is
For you, just sign, and we could
Tailor it to however you want --
Of course, it is yeah.
Oh, my god! Come on!
[ Ding! ]
How are you guys today?
We don't just do regular
Parties.
I mean, you know, we've got our
Regular party things.
You've got, you know, hats that
We provide at parties -- things
Like that.
But also we -- we bring, um...
[ Chuckles ]
Good luck explaining that,
Murr.
[ Chuckling ]
[ Laughter ]
It's a halloween costume.
It's a ghost, it's a ghost.
You could wear it and scare
People.
It's like a halloween party.
[ Laughter ]
You [bleep]
We do tricks.
You know, we do, like, streamers
And things like that.
[ Chuckles ]
You know?
Other things that we might
Bring...
[ Laughs ]
...is, uh, spare panties?
[ Laughter ]
And we throw really fun parties,
So, um, you know, if anyone
Soils themself, we'd have
Backups.
[ Laughter ]
Hold this for one second.
It's okay.
Uh, and then...
Any interest in signing up for
The party?
Not at this time...
...because I don't know what
What it's going to be.
Put those on your hand in
Shame, buddy.
[ Laughter ]
[ Buzzer ]
Narrator: party's over, murr.
You are on the loser board.
[ Laughter ]
We're at veselka restaurant,
Playing waiters, and today we're
All gonna get a sh*t at joey's
Signature bit.
Nosing.
We got to put our nose on
Customers as many times as
Possible.
Whoever noses the fewest
Times loses.
Sal has never nosed anyone in
His life.
I just realized how
Nerve-racking this is.
Gal on the go.
[ Laughter ]
I'm just gonna grab this menu
From here.
Okay, yeah.
[ Laughs ]
Sorry. Thank you.
[ Laughter ]
[ Creak ]
[ Laughter ]
Time is running out, sal.
Get the bald guy right behind
You.
Go. Get him.
Go.
Get him.
[ Cymbal plays ]
Aw, come on.
Get in there, sal.
Go, go, go, go, go.
[ Laughter ]
Sal has never nosed anyone in
His life.
Get the bald guy right behind
You.
Go. Get him.
Go.
Get him.
[ Organ plays chord ]
[ Laughter ]
Go, go, go, go, go.
[ Ding! ]
Wow! Nice. Wow!
Well done, man.
Get his wife in the furry
Coat.
Check this out.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughs ]
See?
[ Ding! ]
My god!
I am stunned.
He's pouring himself a beer!
Get the guy in the blue
Shirt, q.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ] whoa.
[ Laughter ]
Did he lean over and poke me?
Sitting duck right in front
Of you, q.
♪ Are you ready?
[ Ding! ]
There you go.
[ Laughter ]
He has no idea what's happening.
Q, let's see if you can get
That guy again.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god!
[ Ding! ]
Nice!
What would you like, sweetie?
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Oh, great choice.
What are you doing?
Put your nose on some people.
One sauerkraut.
Murr, when's your shift over.
You want to come hang out and
Make a tv show?
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Come on!
[ Ding! ]
Yeah!
Get that bun. Get it, get it.
Get it! Get that bun!
[ Ding! ]
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, murr!
If you like carrot cake...
[ Ding! ]
...[Chuckling] that's the
Best one.
Yeah, murray!
Here comes joe.
I'm expecting big things.
He gets this smirk on
His face.
He just gets a swagger.
How long is the wait for two
People?
Oh, my god.
Just go for it.
Nathan.
[ Ding! ]
Nathan.
She didn't even know!
Got her!
[ Ding! ]
He already got another one.
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughter ]
Got to go gether.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh, he's got his eyes on
Someone.
[ Ding! ]
Oh, no!
How long can he hold it?
... ... ...
Look at this.
... ... ... ...
Oh, my god.
... ... ... ...
[ Ding! ]
The nose ninja strikes again.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughs ]
And sal loses by a nose.
What can I say? I blew it.
[ Laughs ]
Narrator: sal now
Knows [nose] what's it like to
Be on the loser board.
Murr always calls women
"Sweetie."
What's your name, sweetie?
It's a term of endearment.
You're gonna be fine, sweetie.
It's not the word "sweetie,"
It's how you say it.
What would you like, sweetie?
It could be the tag line from
A movie serial k*ller, like...
Sweetie...
Sweetie...
Sweetie...
He cuts through the door with
An a*, like, "hi, sweetie."
[ Laughter ]
We've gone back to school.
We're on a college campus,
Where we have to go up to
Students and get some support
For our new after-school club.
But we need signatures in
Order to get the club started.
The goal is to get as many
Signatures as we can.
We've written them for each
Other, though, so nobody has
Seen the name of the club before
They open it.
We're trying to get enough
Signatures from students to
Start a new club.
It's -- it's the, uh...
It's the "turkey club, hold the
Mayo."
[ Laughter ]
And we'll finally have a place
To, you know, have turkey, uh,
Clubs and hold the mayo.
She's signing.
That doesn't mean anything.
Hi. We're trying to start a
New club at the school, and the
University is insisting that we
Get enough signatures of
Students.
It's, uh...
So, this is, uh, a club...
Um...
We're trying to start a
New club at the school --
You know, to start it.
It's, uh...
It's the "my mom's a milf" club.
[ Laughter ]
Is your mom a milf, or...
My mom is a milf, yeah.
Is she?
Yeah.
She's gonna be a milf, too,
It seems from here.
Yeah, I'd like to sign.
Okay, great, great.
Thank you so much.
Come on, who signs that
"Their mother's a milf" club?
Easy.
When we have our inaugural
Meeting, if you ever want to
Come by with your mom...
Okay, that's cool.
You know?
[ Ding! ]
This is ridiculous!
They call me
Captain signature.
Huzzah!
[ Laughs ]
We're just getting some
Signatures.
We're trying to start up a new
Club here at the school.
So, the new one is the, uh...
It's the "clean holes" club...
[ Laughs ]
...um, because there's a lot
Of dirty holes out there.
So you want to get up in them
And clean them.
What holes?
You know, there's holes all over
The world -- you know, like
Potholes, manholes...
[Bleep]holes.
[ Laughter ]
Pretty soon, we'll clean them
All -- clean up all them holes.
[ Laughter ]
Man, you want to help me out a
Quick second?
I just need some signatures.
Starting a club up here on
Campus, so...
What is it?
Uh, the club is the
"White people book club."
[ Laughter ]
So, it's a book club for white
People.
No, I'm sorry.
It's pretty basic. No?
We just sit around and read.
And there he is.
[ Laughter ]
What up, y'all?
We're trying to start a new club
For school.
We need to get signatures.
If we get enough, they'll let us
Have it.
Uh, the club is called
"B.a.l.l.s."
Tell her what that stands
For.
Um, it's basically like a
"Blondes are lovely ladies
Society."
[ Laughter ]
No way. He pulled it off.
She'll probably have my
♪ Ass
[ Ding! ]
Yeah, that's right.
[ Laughs ]
I had to say that to
Everybody.
You are such a fish out of
Water whatever you do.
No, not me, man. This is it.
Cool, hip college kid.
How long till somebody
Reports him to campus security?
Hi, I'm trying to get
Signatures to start a club.
It's ok.
Way to not get signatures.
[ Laughter ]
We're starting some clubs,
So, I mean, I just got to get
Some signatures to present to
The dean.
What kind of clubs are they?
See, this is an important one.
This is "students against one.
Wheelchair ramps."
[ Laughs ]
You know what I mean?
Like, you're -- see how you're
Enjoying these steps?
If that was a ramp, you wouldn't
Be able to do that.
[ Laughs ]
He's all...
Can I sign a different club?
We need people. Here we go.
This is the, uh -- the, uh,
"Down with white people
Association of america."
[ Laughter ]
What kinds of clubs are these?
There are good clu-- look, come
On, man.
You and I both know -- you're
Gonna tell me you like white
People?
Look at this guy.
[ Laughter ]
If you're into design, here's
The "child size coffin design
Club."
[ Laughter ]
Give it up, q.
Guy isn't buying your
Bull[bleep]
[ Laughs ]
If I sign this can I go read now
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. Hey!
[ Ding! ]
Come on!
Narrator: so, joe is
Big loser on campus, and we've
Got a -way tie.
You guys make the mistake of
Asking me someone's name.
Oh, you're the worst at that,
Bro.
Over so many times with that!
You get me at least once a
Week.
I call someone the wrong name.
He even turns it around
On me.
He does it to me where I get the
Name right, and I go, "hey,
Jenny, what's going on?"
He goes, "you know her name's
Not jenny, right?"
[ Laughs ]
Everybody knows, when you get in
An elevator, you hit your
Button, you look forward, and
You make believe no one else
Exists.
We're gonna ride up and down
In the elevator with a bunch of
Strangers, and we have to do and
Say whatever the other guys tell
Us to.
'Cause if you refuse, you
Lose.
Okay, sal, go get 'em.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Floor?
.
Tell her you're going
Upstairs to lose your virginity.
I'm headed upstairs to lose
My virginity.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, really?
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Can't wait to get out.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
[ Laughter ]
She's off.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
All right, with this dude,
Just make an annoying sound.
Do you know what time it is?
Uh...
Unhhhhhhhhh.
Sal, don't stop.
Unhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
See you later, bro.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, man. I can't believe it.
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
All right, joe is in.
Joe, when they get in, shake
What your mama gave you.
Really go to town.
Like a stripper, bro. Go.
[ Sighs ]
[ Laughter ]
It's your dance floor, baby.
That's it, that's it.
There you go.
[ Laughter ]
[ Sighs ]
Work it all out.
Work it all out.
What strip clubs have you
Been going to?
[ Laughs ]
I'm gonna be heading up.
All right, start having a
Loud argument -- like, an
Incredibly loud one, joe.
I don't care. Come on.
I don't even care.
No! No! No!
No! No!
[ Laughter ]
No!
No!
No!
[ Laughter ]
No!
No! No!
No!
No!
No!
[ Elevator bell dings ]
No! It's "no"!
No! No!
Are you getting off here?
? Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
No!
[ Ding! ]
[ Laughter ]
Let's throw murr under the
Bus, shall we?
Yes.
Hey, murr, tell this guy you
Got to take a massive dump.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
[ Laughter ]
You got to dump it up.
I got a poop alert.
[ Chuckles ]
Poop alert? Poop alert.
And then, when the door
Opens, run.
Run, run, run!
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Go! Knock the lady over.
[ Laughter ]
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Act like somebody farted in
There.
There's only two of them.
[ Sniffs ]
Oh, my god.
[ Laughter ]
Do you smell that?
No, I'm not sure. Is it bad?
It's getting worse as we
Go up.
If it's bad, I mean, I don't
Want to...
Whoo!
Oh, my god!
Murr, ask her isshedid it.
Is that me?
I don't...
Or is it you?
No, it's not me.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Are you sure?
[ Laughter ]
[ Ding! ]
Okay.
You're going to ?
I'm going to twelve.
I'm going to .
Q, make it stop on every
Floor.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Good luck.
[ Laughing ] they've only
Gone one floor.
This is the mezzanine.
This is the mezzanine?
Don't press anymore.
He's pressing every button on
The elevator.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
. Good luck.
He just keeps pushing the
Buttons.
All right, well, good luck.
No, I still have three more
Floors.
[ Laughter ]
Wait, don't press any more.
Let light up.
He didn't go anywhere.
Wait.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Good luck.
[ Laughs ]
You're still on .
I'm sorry. I got it. Come on.
Don't press any more.
You blew it.
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Let me do it.
I don't want you to.
All right, well, good luck.
Thank you.
[ Laughter ]
Howdy. What floor you going on?
Q, ask this woman to pop a
Pimple on your back.
He'll never do it.
Hi.
Hi.
[ Chuckles ]
He'll never do it.
She's too hot.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
Do it, q.
Stop stalling, buddy.
[ Soft, romantic music plays ]
[ Record scratches ]
I can't. She's too cute.
You're on hidden camera.
Oh! Come on!
She's way too nice.
[ Buzzer ]
The quickest way to lose is
To let people know that
We're filming.
"There's a camera here,
There."
Loss is a funny concept,
'Cause digits...
That's her real phone number?
Let me see this.
Letmesee this.
[ Laughter ]
Narrator: so q goes down,
Giving us a -way tie.
Gentlemen, we're standing at
The precipice of the unknown.
It's a -way tie.
What does this mean -- none
Of us get punished?
No, weallget punished.
♪ Dunh dunh duh
[ Screams ]
We're here at ashley taylor's
Hair salon for a one-of-a-kind,
Totally unprecedented, -way
Punishment.
This is unbelievable.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Meaning, we get to do
Whatever we want to each other's
Hair -- whatever we want.
We're go in order from most
Cool to least cool, so I'm
First.
[ Chuckles ]
You're last.
[ Laughter ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ do it, do it
First up to slaughter.
Joe doesn't like long hair,
So I want to work with that.
We're gonna go for a
Michael bolton with him today.
And when he walks down the
Street after this, I want people
To look at him and be like,
"What the [bleep] is that guy
Doing?"
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
So...
Don't call me mustache.
This clown called me a mustache.
[ Laughs ]
Ready for this?
[ Laughter ]
Look at my creation.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Soft music plays ]
We're gonna go ahead -- I'm
Gonna want thisthiscolor.
So, that's step one.
Let's do that.
I quit.
[ Chuckles ]
What the hell is that?
The bleach.
We're gonna put this in.
Bleach?
We have to first bleach
His hair?
Like bleach that they use on
Clothes?
The bleach can cause skin
Irritation and burn you.
Oh, my god, you just remind
Me of my grandmother.
Did you hear dorothy's godson
Bought the house at the end of
The block?
I did, I did.
He's hot [bleep] now.
Take a look...captain.
That's your new hairstyle.
Open up. Aw.
[ Laughter ]
Oh! Come on!
You look ridiculous.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Razor buzzing ]
Oh ho ho.
[ Spitting ]
[ Laughter ]
Getting hair in my eyes!
What exactly is going on here?!
What -- what -- what -- what is
Being done to me?
I want to know what's being done
To me.
Ow!
Holy [bleep]
Oh, what's the matter?
Does it hurt?
Oh!
I just -- I got stabbed in
The skull just now!
Oh, it's just chemical
Bleach.
Ow!
Ow!
Aah!!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my god.
Are you gonna cry?
No. No, but this is f'ed up.
No, you look great.
[ Laughter ]
[ Italian accent ] hey,
Welcome to my job, eh?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
[ Laughter ]
That's okay. Hey.
♪ Dunh-dunh dunh--dunh-duh
♪ Dunh-dunh dunh-dunh
Duh-duh-duh duh ♪
♪ Hey
♪ Dunh-dunh dunh-dunh-duh
♪ Huh-duh day-duh-day
♪ Dunh-dunh dunh-dunh
Dunh-dunh-duh ♪
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughing ] oh, my god!
What the [bleep]
[ Laughter ]
Could you imagine this coming
At you in the middle of the
Night?
[ Laughter ]
Could you imaginethiscoming
At you in the middle of the
Night?
[ Laughter ]
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.
This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.