Not Just Another Affair (1982)

[bunniefuu]

[instrumental music]

[gavel banging]

♪ Losing yourself

♪ Why won't you give life

♪ And take another look ♪

♪ Though there's love

♪ It hasn't found you, but ♪

♪ It's not so easy to forget ♪

♪ That sooner or later

♪ And stumbles into love ♪

♪ Tumbles into love ♪

♪ Sonner or latter

♪ It happens to be true ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do ♪

♪ Sooner or later

How are you guys doing, huh?

-Hey, Bob!

-How have you been?

Talk to you later, huh?

[instrumental music]

-Hi.

I was just wondering how...

basically shy person

asks a basically lovely person

Just like that.

♪ Put on a smile

♪ And hope that no one lasts

♪ Though success surround you ♪

♪ Love hasn't found you

♪ Love hasn't touched you yet ♪

♪ But sooner or later

♪ And stumbles into love ♪

♪ Tumbles into love ♪

♪ Sooner or later

♪ It happens to be true ♪

♪ There's nothing you can do ♪

♪ Because sooner or later ♪

♪ Love... ♪

♪ Will come to you ♪

♪ Come to you ♪

[bell buzzing]

[piano music]

[instrumental music]

This is the best lemon chicken

Well, you're

And I wanted to make

special for you.

[Lynnete] And the portions

[Lynnete] Petite.

Well, we wouldn't want

eating, would we, hmm?

-More wine?

Say when.

When.

Is this getting too easy?

[instrumental music]

I'll talk to you later.

[Schiller] Oh,

[Schiller] Oh,

of colonial anemone.

Corianactis californica.

Uh, beautiful, isn't it?

Hmm-mm.

Hmm-mm.

Now here you can see

Now here you can see

and shoreline construction,

-Doctor.

-Doctor.

Doctor Dawson.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, of course,

Compound Tunicate?

Compound Tunicate?

Compound Tunicate.

Yes.

Yes.

Polyplanum planum.

It's a species that's...

threatened

threatened

barrier reef perimeter.

Is something wrong?

Is something wrong?

I guess I... it's hard to

I guess I... it's hard to

who looks like you "Doctor."

Well, you can call me Diana.

Diana.

Why are we looking at a slide

Why do you think?

Dr. Schiller, I don't think

I'm really only interested

that supports the case

Diana, do you know

getting these slides?

getting these slides?

-What are you doing?

shivering in cold, dark water.

-Well, I can appreciate...

Do you know how monotonous it is

waiting for squid to mate...

Professor Schiller, Please!

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

I'm here because I care about

not myself!

Oh, stop playing naive!

You're over twenty-one,

you come up

take off your shoes,

what do you expect me to think?

That I'm a thirty-year-old Ph.D.

-Can I massage your feet?

[Diana] Dr. Schiller, please!

[Schiller]

I've got some beautiful stuff

[Diana] No, I don't.

I don't want to see

And I especially,

that squid of yours again!

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[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Hmm. Diana!

Huh. I didn't expect

I can see that, Dee.

Keep my place,

Keep my place,

I thought you had a conference

I thought you had a conference

I did.

I did.

It's over. I'm home. Who's he?

Oh, that's uh...

Forty-two.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-four.

Old friends, huh?

Hi there, uh, how you doing?

Please, don't get up.

Here, eat.

[Diana] Oh.

[Diana] Oh.

[Dee] Okay, what happened?

[Dee] Okay, what happened?

Don't want to talk about it.

Why? What did he do,

weird things

That's not funny!

Sorry.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I don't understand

like a fellow scientist.

Diana...

have you taken

in the mirror lately?

It shouldn't have

It has everything to do with it.

Why not take advantage

Why not take advantage

-I think I would.

-I think I would.

Yeah. He's cute, huh?

Yeah. He's cute, huh?

-Look, we agreed...

What I do in my bedroom

-And what I don't do

-Okay.

But let's not talk about

What do you mean, that?

You know.

-You mean, celibate?

Oh, I'm celibate.

And I don't care who knows it.

[Dee] Okay, okay,

But this is the 1980s.

Men have gone to the moon!

Not for sex.

I hate to disillusion you,

but life isn't your

frothy little battle

It's blind dates!

B.O and social diseases.

Take it from me.

[sighs]

Love does not.

Love does not.

I repeat.

Does not conquer all.

What's celibate?

What's celibate?

-Don't worry, it's not catching.

[Ellie on phone] Oh, Bob.

[Ellie on phone] Oh, Bob.

But, um, Jules is waiting

[sighs]

[clears throat]

Send him in.

Send him in.

[Ellie on phone]

Mr. Thompkins.

Mr. Thompkins.

-We'll finish

-We'll finish

-Sure.

Those people from

Good.

Bob, our clients

with the idea

so they're authorizing you

Um, not too much, just...

-Use a little of that old, uh...

-Use a little of that old, uh...

Well, here in the firm,

Well, here in the firm,

Shall I have them come in?

No, no. Let 'em wait.

It's better psychologically.

Ah.

They're making us wait.

They're making us wait.

[Ellie] Thompkins,

So, you'll know how to do it

Not very funny,

Not very funny,

Well, I think

They have lawyers

They have lawyers

And we have him.

Well, he's the best

When they start the excavation,

And all our research

Well, we're on the right.

That should count

[Ellie] Thompkins,

[Ellie] Thompkins,

"Subtitle Biotic Dysfunction!"

[Ellie] One moment.

[Ellie] One moment.

Where are the hot parts?

Did you get anything else

No! And he didn't get

A-ha, together I am putting

A-ha, together I am putting

That's why Schiller isn't here.

Ha, ha, ha. Poor Schiller!

They haven't come out yet?

Oh, boy, this makes

[sighs]

[sighs]

All right.

All right.

I think their blood

Ellie, will you show

Ellie, will you show

[Ellie] Yes, Mr. Gifford.

All right.

[clears throat]

Come in, I'm sorry about

Come in, I'm sorry about

Thank you.

Well, if this isn't

It is?

It is?

Last night... on the balcony?

You were the, uh...

the mating squid?

And you were the one

-Hi, Bob Gifford.

Oh! Hmm.

And I'm Professor Zackal.

Don't bother shaking my hand,

I'm Warren Cranston,

Yes, I know.

Thank you.

Please.

This is my associate,

I think you already know

Good.

Now then... The...

Coastal Conservation Committee,

composed of members

as well as

has attained a temporary

against our client,

against our client,

I did that.

Yes, I know.

Now then, our clients

Now then, our clients

and are willing to

in return for

Well, I'm not too sure

to withdraw our complaint

follow through

Warren, let's hear him out.

[Warren] Well, it's just

old lawyer tactics.

old lawyer tactics.

As I was saying, Warren...

We really do need to discuss

First of all, our clients

First of all, our clients

the outer boundary

in fifty yards.

This will create less

in which your clients

[Warren] We can't

Any disturbance

of the institute

an already endangered

[Jan] Mr. Crantz, it's not

to do either of those things.

[Warren] Well, that doesn't

that you people are

that you people are

the environment.

Our positions are too far apart

I, I can't see any reason

Well, I guess that's it then.

We'll have to

We'll have to

[Bob] It's been a pleasure!

Miss Dawson?

Uh, Doctor Dawson.

Oh, I'm sorry,

Could I speak to you

Yes, of course.

I'll meet you in the lobby.

I'll meet you in the lobby.

-You're on it, Bob, we'll talk.

I've just been...

Sitting here, wondering

shy person like myself...

shy person like myself...

would ask a basically

lovely person like yourself,

What?

-Dinner.

Yeah, you know, two people

discussing world politics,

making fun of TV evangelists.

Uh, dinner.

No. Thank you.

You mean the "No," with the "N"

You mean the "No," with the "N"

and nothing in the middle?

Yes, that's the one.

What is it?

-No

-No

-Going with someone?

Well, I don't understand!

Look, it's only dinner!

What's the matter,

What's the matter,

Look, I warn you,

However, I've been known to make

exceptions in special cases.

[sighs]

[man] Flowers.

Flowers.

Flowers. Flowers. Flowers.

-Bob!

What, what?

-What!

I could send my kid

with the money

Your kid's a year old!

I'm an accountant, I plan ahead.

If you plan ahead so well,

so much in taxes?

Because you do not have

Listen, Bob, I don't mind

In fact, doing your books

in my life.

I just wish some of these

What would you like me to do,

They would probably say

They always say yes to you.

Yeah, always.

[man] All right, Bob.

Bob?

-Yoohoo.

You make too damn much money!

We need to shelter some of it.

-So, talk to me.

I got an offering on

commuter airline.

I can put you into it.

I don't like to fly that far

Okay.

How about

how does that sound?

Is there anything less esoteric

Yeah.

You could get married.

Tell me more about computers.

I think there's a precedent

in Coastal Commission

in Coastal Commission

-Well, at least there's

-Yes.

By the way, you were terrific

Thank you, so were you.

-Do you find anything

-No.

If I didn't know any better,

I would say that there was

What?

Better watch myself.

-What's this?

Diana Dawson.

her name around for?

Umm...

I've never known you to write

especially, with all those

-Give me that.

Now I see where the inspiration

-Oh, you think so?

Give me that. Come here.

Come on,

-You really want to know?

I can't tell you.

You'd think I was a scoundrel.

Oh, I know you're a scoundrel.

Tell me anyway.

All right.

Because I'm gonna use her

And those people will drop

And those people will drop

Oh, you're the lowest.

Thank you.

Now come here.

-What?

Once more, without feeling.

Diana, I want to apologize

Diana, I want to apologize

Actually, you and I

both looking for

Only your way,

That's it,

That's it,

Huh? Who, what?

Why do I get the feeling

Want to beam me back aboard?

We can't afford

We can't afford

So I'll find out his strategy.

Mm-hm.

Let's see how these

Mm-hmm.

Temperature level

Temperature level

Excuse me, I'm looking

Sorry, Charlie, we only want

-[Bob] Professor.

This lab is off limits

Ahhh, it's... Mr. Lawyer, huh?

How're doing, doctor?

Thought I'd drop by. Oh...

-How are you, Miss...

-Hello.

I think he wants to talk to you.

[Bob] No, actually I came by

I understand you're

Is that true?

Sonny, I'm the guy

"How's the water?".

I'm sure

All right, I'll come

All right, I'll come

Dinner?

-Yeah.

-Sure.

thank you!

Great.

-Yeah, oh, I'll call you, okay?

-All right.

-Bye.

Sometimes it's not so much

when to pause.

So where are you taking her?

Oh, I don't know.

for a drink, you know.

Then what, back to your place

I guess.

Lemon chicken?

I knew it! I knew it!

You know,

-That's what gets them.

[indistinct chatter]

Diana.

Diana.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-You look great.

-You look great.

You know,

You know,

Jeanette MacDonald

Jeanette MacDonald

-Oh yeah, you like

-Yeah, I do, a lot.

But I hate these kind of places.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.

I just thought

Bobby, I haven't

-I'd like--

I know what you drink.

How about you, honey?

Oh, honey will have

Then you'll know

Then you'll know

[nervous laughter]

[Diana] So...

This is a change for you, huh?

Well, I come here

-Bobby? Hi.

Listen, you want that drink?

Why?

Because I know

to have dinner.

to have dinner.

-Fine.

That lemon chicken

Well, you're

And I want to make

And I want to make

Thank you.

[phone rings]

Excuse me.

Portions were

Portions were

Hello!

Uh, no, I can't right now.

Uh, no, I can't right now.

Uh, yes, yes, I had

You lost what?

[Bob] In my bathtub?

[Bob] In my bathtub?

Well, I can't

Call me tomorrow, okay?

Right. Bye.

-Would you like some more wine?

Fine

Never skimp on that, do you?

Uh-huh.

-You never answered my question.

About the temporary

Oh, it's good until

Oh, it's good until

-Oh.

[pours wine]

-Thank you.

To restraining orders.

Temporary restraining orders.

Temporary restraining orders.

Do you play?

A little.

The piano.

[laughs]

[laughs]

I'll play something for you

all about yourself.

Oh, there's really

-I would like to ask you

-Sure.

How does one file a writ

with the agency

Well, you file for a writ,

which is then in turn,

issued by the court

Oh.

Go ahead. Keep talking.

You play a little?

Okay, so I play

Wait a minute,

Wait a minute,

What is that?

♪ Embrace me

♪ Embrace me

It's from a 1943 movie,

With Mickey Rooney

they were trying to put on

Probably.

♪ Embrace me

An old-fashioned song

I thought you were such a cynic.

What?

After all, didn't I invite you

and lemon chicken,

and lemon chicken,

♪ Just one look at you

♪ You, and you alone

[phone rings]

[sighs] Excuse me.

Hello.

Yes, I had a... what?

You found what in my bathtub?

You found what in my bathtub?

I will, just...

Hmm. Oh, yes, it's very special.

Yeah, bye.

Now, where were we?

Now, where were we?

Should Professor Zackal sue

or extraordinary?

Huh.

They're both the same thing.

-Oh?

to this thing, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

I guess it's something

I guess it's something

They're very socially aware,

affirmative action types.

Very committed to causes,

and marriage and each other.

For thirty years,

that if you value something,

Stick to it,

And you?

Aside from a well-tuned

and running a lost and found

What are you committed to?

A lot of things.

I'm committed to...

Not pushing too hard. To, uh...

Not pushing too hard. To, uh...

Not making waves.

Rolling with the punches.

Rolling with the punches.

To avoiding cliches?

Obviously.

And I'm committed

with a very special lady.

Do you think

Doing what?

Colluding.

The law states

may collude at any time

and with any part

and with any part

-Really?

-What's a writ of mandamus?

Oh, it's a...

It's an order by a court

It's an order by a court

commanding a lower body

-Oh?

Oh! Oh, I've got to be going.

I didn't realize

What, uh... W-Would you

Now, uh... Look, I haven't

Let me finish the song at least.

Bob, I've got a lot of work

♪ ...many charms about you. ♪

♪ Above all

[phone ringing]

He's not here.

-Are you all right?

I just have to get up so early,

Oh, no, it's, uh, look...

Oh, no, it's, uh, look...

to the door.

You sure I can't give you

Oh, no, thanks, I'm fine.

-A bottle of wine?

-Bob.

Thank you for the help.

-It was lovely.

[instrumental music]

[seagulls squawking]

[seagulls squawking]

Don't worry, you'll get her.

Don't worry, you'll get her.

I don't know.

Makes me wonder,

Losing it!

I know what it means to lose it.

You're not even close.

Besides, you'll never

as long as you have me

You'll look better!

Never.

Never once had to call

He'll call you.

No, I don't think so.

That kind of man

if you're not cooperative,

Huh, I cooperate

-Why don't you call him?

I thought you said you had

You said he was nice.

I said he wasn't as terrible

He wasn't as great

What kind of place is Gatsby's?

Is that where he hangs out?

You want to go over there?

You want to go over there?

-I didn't say that.

As research.

As research.

Nope, I don't think so,

Well, you're probably

A place like Gatsby's

A place like Gatsby's

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[indistinct chatter]

Is it fantastic tonight or what?

Hoo-hoo!

Excuse me.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice not meeting you.

[sighs]

Oh, oh, there's, um...

Oh, oh, there's, um...

Hey, hey, hey,

What do you say

What do you say

[Bob] Why do you keep

and torturing yourself.

I'm not doing this for me.

I'm doing it for them.

Look, look at all

How often do they get to see

Come on, Bob,

Oh, I don't think so.

Dude, where you going?

To the library.

What's matter with him?

I don't know.

He took this girl out

What happened?

Nothing.

Why nothing?

Bob?

[humming]

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

[raspy] Hello, Dr. Dawson?

Mm-hm.

[Bob on phone] Well, doc,

[Bob on phone] Well, doc,

It starts in my--

Who is this?

It's Bob...

-Gifford.

[Bob on phone] How you doing?

Well, I'm fine. How are you?

Fine, fine.

[chuckles]

[Diana on phone] That's good.

Yeah, I'm a little surprised.

Other women usually get back

Well, I didn't say that.

It's true, but I didn't say it.

Um... what are you doing?

Now?

Yeah, I thought

and discuss the red tide

off the Oregon coast.

Or perhaps debate the merits

vis-a-vis

Does that sound exciting, ha?

[laughing]

Well, what do you say?

of your choice?

We'll rap about

Does that,

[laughing]

You don't rap about marine

[laughing]

Well, I'll pick you up

[Diana on phone]

Huh?

[Diana on phone]

at the end of the week?

Um, Friday?

Call? Again?

Mm-hm, unless you can't call.

No, no, I can. I can.

I'll call. Friday it'll be.

I'll... I'll call.

All right, see you then.

Bye. Oh, wait a minute.

Well, I thought you

Aha.

Okay, well, Friday it'll be.

Bye.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Let's make a promise right now.

What?

Not to discuss the case.

I don't try to bend you

you don't try

Is that a deal?

Sure. I promise.

Okay, good. So do I.

They're tanks out there

to the lab

I wonder what the thermo-haline

See that buoy? Well, you can't

The transmitter buoy, isn't it?

The transmitter buoy, isn't it?

Right. And it's connected to--

A water monitor.

More specifically

Didn't think I knew all of that.

No.

-Impressed?

[laughing]

You know, I don't usually

to see how beautiful things

Oh, it's so beautiful.

You better enjoy it

Why is that?

Because if your clients,

Because if your clients,

where you were

is going to be a shopping mall.

is going to be a shopping mall.

-Really?

Over there it's going to be

Over there it's going to be

where the doctors can sail

And behind us is going

condominium, singles complex,

complete with tennis courts,

Who needs the ocean

Diana, it's my job

All right,

you'd be working for us.

You know, I could have sworn

All right. We did.

All right. We did.

I guess that just leaves us

I guess that just leaves us

What's that?

Kiss and make up.

Kiss and make up.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

-I like this.

-I like this.

Oh, kissing with the wind

in our faces.

in our faces.

Yeah, I like it too,

all except with the wind

I think it's very romantic,

I think it's very romantic,

You want romance?

I'll show you romance.

[instrumental music]

♪ Except for all

♪ Except for all

♪ And crazy days ♪

♪ A hundred doubts

♪ A hundred doubts

♪ In twice as many ways ♪

♪ Not counting

♪ You hope just to say ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Not counting hasty words

♪ Humiliating moments ♪

♪ When you wish

♪ And all the plans

♪ To sit home alone instead ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ It isn't hard

♪ Looking in your eyes ♪

♪ So many things

♪ Make me realize ♪

♪ Make me realize ♪

♪ If not

♪ And shaking knees ♪

♪ The things

♪ In your eagerness to please ♪

♪ In spite of disappointments ♪

♪ In their varying degrees ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Oh so easy ♪

[Diana] Isn't it beautiful?

[Bob] Yeah. Woah, woah.

[Diana] Haven't the past

[Bob] Oh, yeah, they've... Whoa.

[Diana] I've really enjoyed

[Bob] Yeah.

Whoa!

[Diana] You were wondering what?

[Bob] Oh, nothing, nothing,

[Diana] You know,

Monday.

Oh, I know we promised

[Bob] That's right.

[Diana] Damn,

[Bob] Uh-huh, Daina,

your hand please,

your hand please,

it makes the horse goes funny.

[Diana] Well,

[Bob] That's it, isn't it?

That's what's been

If it wasn't for that,

[Diana] What are you

[Bob] Nothing.

Diana,

[chuckles]

[Diana] Well,

[Bob] Just answer it.

I mean, do I turn you on

[Diana] Well, of course you do.

[Bob] I wasn't sure.

[Diana] Well, you do.

[Bob] Well, why don't we...

[Diana] What? Why don't we what?

[Bob] Take these horses back?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[man] Bob, maybe

[Bob] No, it's worth it.

[man] No, it's definitely

I could jog

and still be

[chuckles]

[Bob] I thought you were talking

[man] No, I've given up

You should take a lesson

[Bob] No, I'm no quitter, Ender.

[man] Don't think of it

Think of it

Swallow your pride

and move on to the next

[Bob] No, it goes

It's actually grown

Bordering on genuine affection.

You know where that can lead.

[man] Yeah, deep trouble.

[Bob] I don't get it.

in the book.

[man] You should know.

You wrote the book.

[Bob] She wanted romance.

I don't know what else to do.

[man] Have you asked her?

[Bob] Asked her?

Asked her to bed. I did.

I said, "Look, Diana,

a very physical person.

"Lately, a very

Why don't you sleep with me?"

That's what you

Yeah.

Hello. Are we ready to decide?

I think we're still deciding.

I'll bring your salads.

Bob, I think there's something

No, no, before you say

I want you to know

the answer for myself.

You have?

Oh, then you know

Exactly.

Either we're lovers

in a court of law.

And since I can't handle

your physical lover,

from the case.

Well, you'd do that for me?

Now I know you think

on my part, Diana.

But the thing is...

I think I may be in love

Are you kidding?

Maybe, maybe I am kidding.

Maybe, maybe I am kidding.

I don't know.

Well, I think I may feel

Well, I think I may feel

-You may?

-You may?

And that makes everything

It does?

No, but I'll really think

You're really gonna think

I'll really think about it.

What there to think about?

Diana, you may love me,

That seems

Well, for you maybe,

Well, for you maybe,

Maybe I could

but it really wasn't an issue.

Don't laugh

What.

The reason I won't...

-Sleep with me.

is because

of celibacy.

You're a nun?

Well, only when it comes to sex.

Here we are.

Pepper?

Pepper?

Say when.

Enjoy your salad.

Enjoy your salad.

At least you didn't laugh.

I'm still waiting

Bob, it's not something

My feelings exactly.

My feelings exactly.

I mean, up into four

I had a generally active

Would it be too personal

Walker Kellogg happened.

We lived together

we were both going

And I thought it was about

in the world.

I wanted to be married

Me to Walker

Me to Walker

When it was all over,

never happen to me again.

I see.

I'm not the time to play house.

I want a real commitment.

Uh-huh.

I guess it's become

Uh-huh.

A moral imperative, if you will.

Could you pass the salt?

Uh-huh.

-Thank you.

I'm sitting in a restaurant

that starts right here.

And she says to me

Please pass the salt.

Bob, please try to understand.

In the last few weeks

I've started

Well, that's good.

But I'm not going

That's bad.

And are we ready to order now?

Look, it's not just something

and an old boyfriend,

it's a whole way of life

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

Well, I'm sorry to say

Well, I'm sorry to say

It's shallow and tedious.

A different girl

You say something clever

she goes back home with you,

and you never see

What's the point?

Perhaps your salad

Whoa, whoa, hey, you're way off.

You're making this thing sound

Sir, sir, please,

Perhaps the goose pate.

Oh.

Oh.

Diana, this is no casual

Ours is already weeks

-Would you lower your voice?

Believe me, our sex life

to anyone's purian interests.

Why does a relationship

Why does a relationship

Because to end it with a trophy

I suppose, in your world,

to one's principles

for a minute and a half

In my world,

for two people

in a warm, loving, mature way.

Which translated means sex.

Yes, sex.

Sex.

[Bob] Sex.

At least I'm not making

But you, the way you lead me

and knowing all this time

I hate celibacy.

Wait a minute.

Oh, who are you kidding?

What do you think,

I'm gonna wait around

What are you crazy?

Well, I'd be crazy

I'd rather wait

Like a piece

Oh. Oh, so you think

You bet I do.

What if I told you,

that I wasn't with you

What if I told you

The same case you were

two minutes ago?

You believed that?

See, my strategy was working.

Shallow. Hm?

While I was seeing

to find out your weak spots

do I know your weak spots.

And I yours.

Bob, I'll see you in court.

Bob, I'll see you in court.

Right. And may the best man win.

Right. And may the best man win.

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

[man] She might have

Thank you.

Thank you.

Who is here for the plaintiff?

[clears throat]

I am, Your Honor. Warren Krantz.

And for the defendant?

You'd better pay attention.

the Mr.

I'm sorry, Your Honor.

I'm for GJS construction.

I'm for GJS construction.

Will both of you

I'll be with you

What are you trying to do, huh?

Make the Guinness Book

longest female hold-out ever?

Well, you're already in it

meaningless relationships.

-Oh, yeah?

Would you hold it down, please?

Would you hold it down, please?

Counselor, I asked you

Yes, Your Honor. I'm sorry.

Are the officers of the GJS

-Yes, they are, Your Honor.

They're the ones who want

what he wants to do to me.

Do you mind?

Mr. Gifford?

Oh, yes, I'm sorry, Your Honor.

Um, Mr. Gimari and Mr. Sparkman

are the chief executive officers

Did you file this motion

Yes, I did, Your Honor.

This is

Mr. Gifford,

but I'm afraid I'm going to have

and grant

Oh, thank you.

You didn't hear what I said.

No, no I didn't. Sorry.

Preliminary Injunction granted

Adjourned!

Adjourned!

Well, you lost,

you can still make

Mm-hm.

[knock on door]

All right. Okay, so I blew one.

Big deal. Disbar me.

Bob, it was just

You didn't blow the case.

[Bob] Oh, who cares?

Oh, I see.

This is serious.

This is serious.

Very serious.

Very, very serious.

Oh, it's not her either.

Really? What then?

I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe it's our whole

Maybe it's our whole

Hmm.

Maybe it's

Maybe it's

in an alienated society.

Mm.

Maybe, just maybe

Who knows?

Well, if you decide

and go to bed,

give me a call.

I do this thing

it'd drive you insane!

Get out of here.

Get out of here.

[instrumental music]

[glass shatters]

You're much shorter

So, you must feel pretty good

No, you feel terrible.

Cut it out, professor.

Cut it out, professor.

Go take

Falling in love, eh?

Well, congratulations.

I think.

Got a problem?

Diana!

Fish, salmon,

they look at each other.

Boom! Bam! Boom!

They don't need to read a book.

They don't people telling them

They don't people telling them

Be a fish, Diana.

Go for a swim.

People are not fish, professor.

Sure. I know that.

I'm using fish as an allegory.

If I would tell you a story

do you think

do you think

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

So excited.

I think I have him

You do.

You do.

I'll bet I can guess

Now don't tell me.

Now don't tell me.

Steve and, um, Aries.

Of course not.

What do you mean?

I mean, it's all kind of shallow

I mean, it's all kind of shallow

What is?

The game we play?

I say something

take you back to my place,

take you back to my place,

and never see you again.

What's the point?

I thought that was the point.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Diana, wake up.

You're supposed to be

You're supposed to be

"Save-the-whale" rally!

Oh, gosh. What time is it?

Oh, gosh. What time is it?

I think I just did.

Oh, I see you're in uniform.

Yeah. I'd better get some sleep.

Yeah. I'd better get some sleep.

[line buzzing]

[engines revving]

[tires screeching]

Well, well,

Hi.

What are you doing out

Nothing. Just driving around.

Well, we go someplace,

Well, we go someplace,

married, gas, something.

married, gas, something.

Okay. What?

I just wanted to see

You gotta admit,

you know, a proposal

Oh! Yeah, it's...

You want to follow me?

for breakfast alfresco.

Okay.

[horns honking]

[instrumental music]

Well, when you said

I didn't know you meant

Hmm.

I always like to try out

How can you eat one of those

Are you kidding?

These breakfast burritos

These breakfast burritos

Hm.

It's also beyond edible.

Ew! I think I'll stick

Bob.

I'm sorry about the other day

Not about winning,

you had to lose.

Oh, it's all right.

Besides,

That's only a preliminary loss.

Well, I'm glad to see you

Well, I'm glad to see you

If this is any indication

just fine.

Hmm. Don't people usually kiss

Not after a breakfast burrito

Well, now that we got that out

Well, there's really

isn't there?

Hmm. I know.

[laughing]

Meet my parents.

[chuckles]

Good, darling. Fine.

Good, darling. Fine.

Yes, we'll see you

Yes, we'll see you

Bye bye.

[humming]

[laughing]

That was Diana.

She wants to bring

Oh, it really must be serious.

What's his name?

that dumped her.

Walker Kellogg.

[sighs]

[sighs]

You will try to be civil,

Diana wants Bob to see

Diana wants Bob to see

looks like.

Really? What's she bringing him

[instrumental music]

[man] You're nuts.

[man] You're nuts.

Now you're going

for heaven's sake?

[Bob] Oh, maybe I want

[man] What? What have I got?

A subscription

[Bob] Baby life?

[Bob] Baby life?

[man] Yeah,

[Bob] Well, you got a wife

[man] I know. I know.

[man] I know. I know.

Meeting her parents?

It's not right, Bob.

-[Bob] Selfish?

What have I got left

To dream about?

Please, Bob,

Bob. Bob.

Bob!

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

Diana, should I wear a jacket

Or maybe just a tie, huh?

What do you think?

Bob, will you stop worrying?

My parents

Wear whatever you want.

Wear whatever you want.

I've never met

[chuckles]

Well, they're very nice.

You're probably right.

I'm making more of this

All right, I'll settle down.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Okay.

Hm.

-It's one of those, huh?

All right, all together now.

One, two, three.

Goodbye, Bob.

Yeah, bye. Oh, wait a minute!

Should I bring something?

Maybe I could bring

That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

Well, either one

But, Bob, don't bring

My folks might be hungry.

Talk to you later.

Come on.

[Bob clears throat]

[Martha] I'm warning you...

Mom, we're here.

[Wally] Hi, hon.

Your mother

Just make yourselves

Okay.

Bob, come on.

All right,

All right,

I don't see

I don't see

We're going to have

Tonight, is not eventually.

But why can't we--

I want you not to be your old

Me argumentative?

You name me one case where I...

You name me one case where I...

You name me one case when I'm--

I'm warning you if you do

I'm warning you if you do

that girl's happiness,

I will not have to get

If I do one thing. Oh, boy.

[Martha] Now, very recently,

of Norway

a body that was over 4000 years.

Uh, 40.

Oh, yeah, 40,000 years old.

And it was in such a state

that it still had

Now, what do you think

They discovered

which certainly belies

Totally inconclusive argument.

Argumentative.

[Wally] Then Professor Conner

[Martha] Oh, darling,

what Professor Conner--

[Wally] Oh, yes they do.

[Wally] Oh, yes they do.

He pointed to the skeleton's

Ilium.

Oh, right, ilium, ilium.

l'Arc de Triomphe.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[Wally] There's an anecdote

They do something

Oh, darling, I don't think

in the annual rice festival.

I, I think we should

and go in the other room.

What do you say? Okay? Come on.

Let's go.

There's something I always

This is a thank you letter

Yes, he was thanking her

for Adelaide Stevenson.

[laughing]

Come on, I'll show you

What other kind are there?

-[Wally] Surprise.

What?

Nothing is going on.

Fine?

I've never seen the two of you

Oh! Yes.

Well...

Well, you're right.

Here, you know your father.

I'll see if I can get him

[Wally] Is that a beauty?

You see, Bob, the Howatap tribe

Oh, dear, don't you think

a chance?

-We?

-We?

Now, Bob, tell us a little

Diana tells me

Oh, well, yes,

Oh, well, yes,

You have

Eventually, I might like

Eventually, I might like

Oh, well, that's wonderful.

Now,

tell me what are your

Um, well, I don't have any

either way.

[sighs]

Just like my husband.

She thinks she's a liberal

a day off

on a "Poncho Villa Day." Ole!

All right, now I know something

Now, what's going on?

Nothing.

What do you mean

Then why are you

Acting? Acting? Wow.

Who do you think we're fooling?

who are about to get a divorce.

Oh, oh.

Wally.

-Divorce?

-Divorce?

After 30 years...

out of nowhere, all of a sudden,

She doesn't even ease in to it

with a "You're not

sort of... Nothing.

Mother,

Well, what can I say?

Should I lie to you

Your mother seems to feel

And that I am standing

discovering her new self.

Now why would I do a thing

I wasn't too happy

Well, you see now,

That's just what

If that's not boring,

I don't believe

You can believe it.

Maybe I shouldn't be here.

No, no. No, please.

Now, you see what you've done.

What I've done?

No, no. No one's done.

I just thought

in the privacy--

No, Bob, please, you stay.

No, no. Uh, um...

No, no. Uh, um...

Wally, I'll...

You'll be sorry

[Wally] No, I won't.

Why are you doing this now?

Well, you want me to move out.

interrupted anecdote.

[Martha] Shh, lower your voice.

They'll hear everything you say!

-[door thuds]

[clears throat]

[instrumental music]

I really think we should leave.

I'm sort of

Well, how do you think I feel?

So embarrassed I could die.

Yeah, they're your parents.

You probably know them

I hate it when you do that.

-What?

-What?

Diana, look, I came here, I ate,

and I think it's time to leave.

Oh, now that I come

you want to leave?

Come on.

So, it fell a little short

A little.

Can't say as I

Oh, well, that's typical.

Take the man's side.

-Diana, now come on.

You're right, I'm sorry.

to touch you.

For a moment, I forgot who it is

For a moment, I forgot who it is

God, I didn't submit

Thank God I didn't submit.

-Oh!

Uh, it's very nice

Well, it was a pleasure for me

Well, it was a pleasure for me

-Are you leaving, Bob?

Oh, yes,

Could you give me a lift?

Um...

-Sure, sure.

Let me help you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

Can I fix you

When were you planning

When were you planning

Uh, we were just...

waiting until the right moment.

Mother, tonight

Oh, Diana, please.

What happened?

Did you just wake

Did you just wake

"I want to be a new person?"

Now, you sound

Well, I am sorry.

But I'm trying to understand.

But I'm trying to understand.

I think I should fix you

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

-How old are you, Bob?

Thirty-five? And Single?

Thirty-five? And Single?

[laughs] Keep it that way.

I probably shouldn't say that

No, that's right.

My daughter is a wonderful girl.

Yeah, she is.

But from what I've seen

and lecture halls

a man would be crazy

Yeah, you're right. Crazy.

I probably shouldn't say that

Oh, no. Go ahead, say that.

I mean, you know I got to live,

Well, you see. There it is.

I haven't been in a place

I wouldn't know what to say.

Say what you said 30 years ago.

-Yeah?

Hi.

You gonna vote

Same answer I got

Yeah, see? You haven't lost it.

Lemon chicken Bob Gifford.

Hey. You used to be quite

Uh, I'd like you to meet...

Professor Dawson?

Just like thirty years ago,

Just like thirty years ago,

[chuckles]

Nice to meet you, uh, professor.

-Well...

-Well...

at my place.

No, no, no, no, I don't wanna

The living.

Believe me, it's all right.

Believe me, it's all right.

Hmm.

No, no, I did enough to louse up

No, no, I did enough to louse up

I can't for the remember

what it was I did,

what it was I did,

but I did something.

Okay, you stay in my place,

It's nearby. Here are the keys,

Address is on this card.

Get some sleep.

I will get some.

[instrumental music]

Oh, boy.

[car honks]

Professor Dawson!

Sophia Theodore. Remember?

I'm in one of your classes

I have you or you have me?

Well, I mean, there are

Well, I mean, there are

in that lecture section.

Yeah, don't you remember I came

Yeah, don't you remember I came

about my mid-term grade and--

Oh, yes, you were

Oh, yes, you were

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Where are you off to?

Well, I'm just on a way

at the beach.

Well, hop in,

and you can finish telling me

about the Inu tribe of Japan.

You know what they do

during rice festival?

-Yes.

That's a weird place

[laughing]

I'll finish the story.

Oh, I'm all talked out.

♪ De-de-de-da-da-da-da ♪

It's a pretty tune.

Pop sang it for me one time.

Your father used to sing to me.

When we first fell in love,

we spend a weekend

Then we just didn't get

He used to sing to me quite--

He used to sing to me quite--

-Mother

Bob and I haven't done that.

Oh. I bet all daughters

♪ Da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da ♪

I'm beginning to think this

whole moral imperative thing

is really, uh, foolish.

is really, uh, foolish.

♪ Da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da ♪

And I think

♪ Da-da-da ♪

[Diana humming]

Hope dad is all right.

[laughing]

You don't have to worry

I'm sure

[laughing]

Oh, I love your hallway.

Yeah.

Um, so cute.

Um, so cute.

So, I think this is it.

[laughing]

You know you've always been

-Hmm.

I should get that phone.

I've got to get the door first!

[moaning]

There's still no answer.

Well, he's probably still

No, they should have

And I'm worried about daddy.

Oh, you don't have to worry

He's perfectly safe.

Boring, but safe.

It's awfully dark in here!

Yeah, it gets the way

Professor Dawson.

Nice.

Yeah. I mean, thank you.

It looks kind of familiar.

Oh, well,

Oh, well,

Sure, I'll have a--

Tequila would be fun.

Tequila would be fun.

Tequila? Uh, the bar.

Where is the stereo?

Uh, in the stereo area!

Uh, in the stereo area!

Right. Right.

Right.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

Gosh, I could have sworn

Gosh, I could have sworn

No, no. Deja vu.

[glasses clang]

[gulps]

[sighs]

So we won't get interrupted.

Probably wouldn't have been

Probably wouldn't have been

Yeah?

Where's the bedroom?

Oh, ha. Ha. Ah.

Well, now it's busy.

Now, I bet he's trying

Can I borrow your car?

Absolutely!

But, is this something

But, is this something

Well, I think

Well, I think

to roll with the punches.

Or duck and get out of the way.

Oh, thank you, mother.

Oh, you're welcome, daughter.

I'll call you.

Call me.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Good luck.

[instrumental music]

[gulps]

Now, I'm gonna show you

Now, I'm gonna show you

why I think my B

I don't know why you didn't.

I would have raised yours.

[music continues]

[phone beeps]

[phone beeps]

Now let's just get you

Now let's just get you

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Yeah? So I've got a father

Yeah, well, if he did

what I'm doing with you,

he wouldn't get beyond that age.

he wouldn't get beyond that age.

He'd feel the same

You know... Oh, God. I can't.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no.

[humming]

[piano music]

Who is that playing the piano?

Who is that playing the piano?

[piano music continues]

Bobby!

No wonder this place

Sophia, what are you doing here?

Well, I'm just here

Daddy!

Diana?

I want you to meet Sophia.

She's here protesting her grade.

She's here protesting her grade.

This is so sick.

She doesn't seem too friendly,

[door thuds]

[door thuds]

[engine revving]

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll just be a minute.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[Diana giggling]

[pouring]

[pouring]

Oh.

You know,

You know,

Biff.

Hm?

Biff.

Biff.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Bees do it.

Birds do it.

Even educated squid do it.

So.

Come on, Bart.

Biff.

Let's do it.

[Diana giggling]

[Bart] Why are you

[door thuds]

Oh, my God. No.

You're right. No.

You're right. No.

-No?

-[Dee] Nothing happened?

-Something happened.

I learned how to say

I learned how to say

in six different languages,

including me Inu dialect

including me Inu dialect

Is that right?

Who are you?

Dee.

-I live here.

We have no visitors here.

For being a such a good sport

and nice enough to come

I'm not gonna let you

-Really?

I forgot.

You forgot?

I made a promise to myself.

You made a promise to yourself?

I don't do this anymore

I don't do this anymore

You girls are crazy.

[door thuds]

We have to begin

Go ahead, Mr. Crantz.

Thank you, Professor.

Gentlemen, as you know tomorrow

So today, we're gonna be going

Reviewing... Dr. Dawson!

I'm sorry, Mr. Zackal.

Dr. Sloman, Dr. Zakar...

We don't have time.

I'm sorry I'm late.

I'm sorry I'm late.

-Are you all right?

Are you sure?

Professor, I'm fine. I'm fine.

[gasps]

I'm sorry,

but you were supposed

but you were supposed

on the lobster.

That's right.

If you'd rather someone else

No, that's fine. Thank you.

It'll be very good for our case.

Most men relate emotionally

Much more than with algae.

Thank you, Doctor.

Excuse me, Professor.

Gifford, how are you?

I don't know

Well, I will only be a moment.

I apologize for interrupting,

Please, go away.

Please, go away.

Diana, just give me a moment

There is nothing you have to say

Just please go away.

Uh, Don't point

unless you intend to use it.

unless you intend to use it.

Diana, what you saw last night

I know that.

You can't... You do?

My father called

Well, then

No, it's not.

-What?

I could see that

Well now, wait a minute.

I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna

[Diana] You see?

[Bob] What are you

[Bob] What are you

[Diana] You're smug.

Last night,

is disintegrating

before my very eyes,

he has a "Yes, I told you so"

-Smug.

It's true.

You know what?

You're the one who's afraid

Well, that's ridiculous.

But true.

You twist everything

I care about winning.

I'll see you in court.

[instrumental music]

That's all we needed.

You had to get him mad.

[dramatic music]

[piano music]

Hi.

Sorry, I'm late.

appellate decisions.

Come here.

Well, it's nice to see

Test me.

Okay.

We use a system of rewards.

You get a piece

and I give you...

a...

a...

Reward.

You got a sample question right,

All right.

with Coastal Zone Commission

with Coastal Zone Commission

I counter with Applegate

And if they hit that

And if they hit that

Corpus delicti?

Dead fish.

Ah, tricky. Very tricky.

I sight Markus

I sight Markus

its interpretation

of nineteen fifty-three.

Ah, good.

And now what about

that scientific verification's

I'd object.

I'd object.

I wouldn't.

So?

Come and get your final reward.

[instrumental music]

I'm sorry.

[man] Everyone, please rise.

Please face the flag.

In the presence of the flag

emblematic of the constitution

and recognizing the principle,

by which is stand this Honorable

is now in session.

The Honorable Amelia Mecardo,

Please be seated.

Please be seated.

Item one.

Item one.

CV dash eighty-two dash eight

The Coastal Commissions

is the same kind of thing

It's absolutely perfect.

[man] There are some

[man] Council, please state

[Warren] Warren Crantz.

I'd like to call Dr. Dawson

Rocky base but--

Uh, you will have to speak up,

Uh, you will have to speak up,

I'm sorry. I...

I, uh, said that a silt bottom

isn't a well,

You need a landfill.

Take your time, Doctor.

Snap out of it.

Hmm? What?

You've got them on the run.

You've got them on the run.

Oh, yeah, right.

Construction make normally

subjected to disruption

Say we object.

Well, yes, that's true.

What for?

He's leading the witness.

Your Honor, I object.

Your Honor, I object.

Counsel is leading the witness.

Sustained.

Dr. Dawson, just take your time

what you felt

of this proposed construction.

Come on, Diana. You can do it.

I can't.

[indistinct chatter]

[Amelia] Of course you can.

If you can't continue,

until you've composed yourself.

until you've composed yourself.

Diana!

Your mom and dad.

Young woman,

Young woman,

Sorry, Your Honor.

[gavel strikes]

This court is limited

with only one case at a time.

It will be a five minute recess

while Dr. Dawson

I trust that will be

Oh, yes. Thank you.

Court recess.

Mother. Oh, daddy, I'm so happy.

Mother. Oh, daddy, I'm so happy.

I can't believe you

Well, not everything, almost.

Enough.

You remember your mother

You remember your mother

even if I do get a trifle boring

And I get a bit too demanding.

I mean, how can I turn my back

I mean,

you'll work it out, right.

-Right.

Oh, I'm so glad.

[gavel strikes]

Now, to refresh your memory,

you were going to tell the court

what you felt

of the proposed construction.

Yes, I'd like to do that now.

Too many people

from responsibility

from responsibility

our natural resources,

against plunder,

and polluters like these men

and polluters like these men

You want to know the harm

would bring for our--

You could rip her apart

with Monterey Maritime.

Yeah. I know, I know. Wait.

[Diana] Sub tidal

distortion of our barrier reef,

distortion of our barrier reef,

of our marine flora and fauna.

Your Honor,

these men endanger

and our oceans.

The balance of nature

[people applaud]

[people applaud]

[gavel strikes]

[Amelia] Order!

in this court?

Your witness.

Miss Dawson,

I'm gonna ask you.

Please take your time

and remember

Miss Dawson...

do you love me?

Objection. Irrelevant.

To you, maybe not to me.

[indistinct chatter]

Order.

Order in this court.

Don't worry, he knows

-No.

I don't think so.

[Amelia] Will this court

There was a question earlier

Not that question.

Do you love me?

Counselor,

Counselor,

That's not the issue here.

She's right.

Your Honor, I think it...

Your Honor, I think it...

You see...

I love her.

So owing to a potentially

and wishing to remain impartial,

I request the court's indulgence

to turn this case over

I'm withdrawing.

[piano music]

[gavel strikes]

Order!

Now I hope these bozos

to excavate so much

My defense rests.

Bob...

thank you.

You never did answer

Am I still under oath?

I love you.

[chuckles]

[instrumental music]

♪ Except for all

♪ And crazy days ♪

♪ And crazy days ♪

♪ The 100 doubts

♪ In twice as many ways ♪

♪ Not counting

♪ Not counting

♪ You hope are just a phase ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

♪ Love is easy ♪

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