03x01 - Kyle Bradway is Nitromancer

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03x01 - Kyle Bradway is Nitromancer

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Okay, to review,

I want d'oeuvres what?

What? Circulating.

Yes, and eyes on

drinks.

Drinks, right?

And as always, on faces,

yes, smiles,

because our job here is to
-
-

Sackson, we talked about this
-
-

make the party what?

Have food?

Pop. Pop.

Make the party pop.

[door clatters open]

Ah, ah, here's our client,

Kyle Bradway,

who tonight celebrates

landing the role of Nitromancer

in the movie Nitromancer.

So yeah, tonight it's gonna be

kind of a Hollywood crowd,

so please, try not to stare,

no selfies.

Hey, Kyle,

you've worked with me before,

so you know that a Ron Donald

team is always 100% prof
-
-

Hey, Ron,

I thought we talked

about putting the posters

in the main room.

We did. Why? Hey, Roman.

[snapping fingers]

I told you to put the posters

around the club.

I chose not to.

It's obvious that Kyle

only hired Party Down

so that he could taunt us

with his success,

and I will not play along.

"What is a rebel?

A man who says no."

Albert Camus.

"Just do it." Ron Donald.

Okay? Come on,

it's Kyle's big night.

Yes, of course,

the peak of an actor's craft,

playing a himbo in a scuba suit

from a children's cartoon book.

Roman, come on, everybody knows

superhero movies

are so much more than that

now, right?

I mean, they're like

our version of Greek myths.

Epic dramas with deep stuff

to say about real life.

Deep stuff like,

"The root of all evil

is quirky supervillains."

Oh, no, sarcastic voice.


- Oh.


- You got me.

Name one

real
-life supervillain.

I mean deep like in Spider
-Man:

"With great power

comes great responsibility."

An important message for your

audience of unemployed virgins.

Ah, okay, you know, hey, Roman,

I know you guys

used to razz each other,

but not tonight, no razzing.

Okay, well, tell him

to stop razzing me, then.

Well, he can razz you, okay?

He's a paying client,

which is why you cannot

razz him, okay?

Unless he wants you to.

I do not want him to razz me.

He doesn't want you to.

Oh, so it's

a pay
-to
-razz situation?

How is that at all fair?

It's called

the free enterprise system.

Look it up.

[upbeat jazzy music plays]

[upbeat music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

No, honey, I told you.

A guy I worked with way back,

he got a movie.

Hey, wait up for me!

I'm gonna park, okay?

Yeah, I'll just do a lap

and see you at the Jensens'.

Okay. Okay. Bye, hon. Sorry.

What was the name again?

Pollard, Henry Pollard.

How do you know Mr. Bradway?

Is it, uh, Hardier Boys

or OC: The Return?

No, uh, from Party Down.

Never heard of it.

Is that on cable or something?

It's a, uh, catering company.

That's me right there, I think.

That says Henny Pollarb.

Or maybe

Henry Pollard misspelled?

Or Henny Pollarb's on the list

and you're not.

But are people named that,

Henny?

I mean, Henny Youngman,

I guess.

You answered

your own question, pal.

Okay, but his actual name

is Henry.

So Henny's a nickname,

and it's really Henry Pollarb?

Right. Pollard.

This says Pollarb.

[dance music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

sh*ts, sh*ts, sh*ts!

So exciting! Ah!

[laughs]


- Look at that guy.


- Here he is.

Look at this. Look at this.

He was stuck outside.


- Henry!


- Get over here.


- Hi. Hi, Lydia.


- Henry! Oh!


- Hey, Roman.


- Hey.


- Come here, you.


- Hi, Constance.


- Oh, so good to see you.


- Now it's a Party Down reunion.

Oh, just what everyone's

dying for.

eeOh, I just love this stuff,

reunions, get
-togethers,

catch
-ups, do
-agains.

I love seeing people

from the past

and seeing people from the past

see other people from the past.


- Why?


- I
-
-

You know, this reminds me

of a superhero movie

that I was in,

Bazoom,

based on the Greek comic.

Oh, and my director, Gorbe.


- Mm.


- Imagine a young

Jan
-Michael Vincent

with a very dense mustache.


- Hmm.


- From old sea sponge money.


- Huh.


- He was k*lled

in an accidental smothering


- Oh.


- in a Corfu strip bar.

We never finished the film.


- Time.


- Hmm.


- Treasure every moment, Kyle.


- Yeah.

Sackson,

what am I always saying?

No personal business

on company
-
-

ah, group photo.

Come here!

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

Henry, Henry, hey.

Okay, get the old team leader.

You know, get the whole g*ng.

Yeah, but were you in the g*ng?

Weren't we the g*ng

and you were more management?

No, I was in the g*ng.

I just gotta say,

this is really inspiring.

Like, you all used to work

at Party Down, and now
-
-

Yeah, I mean, I was you

ten years ago, man.

Now I'm Nitromancer.


- I mean, Lydia's a manager.


- Oh!

Her daughter's breaking in

in a big way.

Escapade Dunfree

starring in Spring Broken,


- March sixth everywhere.


- Yeah!

And I'm an actress

slash playwright.

I'm also a widow

slash heiress,

patron and donor of the arts,

helping make dreams come true.

And my dream

is to be a waiter forever,

so that's inspiring as well.

You know what else

is inspiring?

Guess who's gonna become

owner of Party Down.

Oh, sh*t, is that Jack Botty?

[Lydia gasps] It is Jack Botty.

Escapade worked with him

on Guardians: Infinity Sticks.

Jack! Buddy, you made it.


- Hey.


- Thanks for coming.


- Yeah, man.


- What's going on?

Hey, we gotta toast the new kid

in the extended universe.

Hey, just a drive
-by

for me tonight.

I'm meeting my lady, and then

we're heading to Pumice.

That's why I want to be famous.

I want to get reservations

at Pumice.

Dude, I'm not even that famous.

I only got in

'cause I'm an investor.

Oh.

Is that the
-
-

"Are we having fun yet?"

[laughter]

Remember the beer ad?


- He looks like that guy.


- No, it's actually him.

Well, that's what I was saying.

Right on.

All right, thanks, man.

Hey, okay, let's wrap this up.

Uh, Henry,

what about you, buddy?

You still acting?

Uh, I'm a high school

English teacher.

Oh, nice. On what show?

No, in real life.

And we got it.


- Yeah!


- Whoo!


- Bradway!


- Chaps Hogan,


- star of tomorrow!


- Is he somebody?


- Hey, uh, thanks, man.


- Yeah.

And since you're just

starting out,

okay, so scene study:

Armand Gerst.

Um, best book on craft:

Colin Farrell's

The Courage to Be.


- Now, we got
-
-


- Nah, I'm
-I'm not an actor.

I
-I do web content.

Oh, like those little

dance videos online?

Yeah, for now, but
-but I'm

thinking of doing

a
-a brand pivot into, like,

personality and
-
-

Cool. Good luck with that, man.

Uh
-
-


- Whoo!


- Great seeing the old g*ng,

seeing what everybody's up to.

I'm actually due at a thing.

Hey, ooh, you want to see

something so cool?


- Wow.


- Yeah. Wow is right, huh?

And this is just

a prototype, Henry.

I'm gonna have a fleet

of these, you know.

I've upgraded the web page,

so now you can

leave a comment card

on the web.

[laughs]

I'm meeting cool new chefs

who are doing new foods.

Foams, pastes, vapors.


- Vapors?


- Savory vapors.


- Oh.


- Lobster smoke, clam mist.

It's amazing.

I mean, that's the thing.

I always had a vision, but I

never got to do it my way.

You know, even when I was

warehouse manager,

I had to bow down to that boss.

You know? You gotta own, right?

Otherwise, there's always

someone up there

messing with you,

but as of tonight


- I'm the owner.


- That's great, Ron.


- It is, right?


- Yeah.

You know, financially,

prestige,

but also knowing

that if you work hard,

the system pays off.

Anyway, you probably want

to get back inside.

Uh, not really.

I mean, as a failed actor,

I've been to many

friends
-make
-it
-big parties,

which is usually just them

hanging out with their

cool new crowd,

who all ignore me.

Well, that's the great thing,

though, because pretty soon,

that's gonna be me

in with the cool crowd.

[laughs]

You know, life is funny,

don't you think?

I mean, ten years ago,

I was gonna marry

the owner's daughter

and run Party Down for them.

But then, you know,

she meets a hot cop

at a women's march, and boom.

A
- a twist of fate, right,

can change the course

of everything.

Like, ten years ago,

Casey Klein gets SNL,

and now you're married

to someone else.


- Yup.


- How's things?

Yeah, uh, you know,

teaching's all right.

The kids haven't seen

the f*cking beer ad.

[chuckles]

Uh, we just bought a house.

And when I roll those

trash cans out Thursday nights

with the neighborhood dads,

I feel like I finally made it.

You know, middle
-class dream.

[cell phone buzzes]

Whoop! Gene Sleibs,

world's greatest lawyer.

How we looking, my man?

What? What? Wh
-wh
-why?

How'd that happen?

No. What do you mean?

Let me, uh
-
- [clears throat]

Let me find those numbers,

and I'll, um
-
-

I'll ring you right back.

Everything okay?

Hmm? Yeah.

Line you up,

give you a number ♪


- Dude, do you see this?


- Hmm?

Oh, no way.

My old band, Karma Rocket.

Aww, when you played

at my wedding.

Yeah, that's so cool.

Where'd you find that?

It's floating around

on Twitter.

There's a link,

"Is Nitromancer a n*zi?"

What? A n*zi? Why?

Well, it was a Jewish wedding.

The song was called

"My Struggle."


- So what?


- My Struggle is also

the title

of Adolf h*tler's book.

That guy wrote a novel?


- Best seller, apparently.


- Wow.

Yeah, but I mean,

the song's not even about that.

No.

"They brand you a star,

"put you

on that midnight train,

line you up, give you a number,

sh**t you down."

It's so clearly about

your struggle in Hollywood.


- What's the big deal?


- Thank you.

People just don't get

poetic rock lyrics.


- Mm.


- You know?

And that is sadly

why The Doors never caught on.

[sighs]

Damn.

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

That's what happens.

You get big, and then

just stuff from your past

comes out online.

I already have

my apology video

all set up, just in case.

Apology video? It's like,

I didn't even do anything.

Nitromancer, we meet at last.

Karma Rocket!

We were just talking

about you guys.

we look forward to more

sci
-fi martial arts action

soon.

Is Stabilizer star Matt Bricker

dating on
-screen sidekick

Casey Klein?

Spokesmen for the couple

were mum,

but the chemistry between

TV's favorite crime stopper

and the quip
-slinging hacker

was on full display

at the Broadway premiere

of Andrew Lloyd Webber's

Weird, huh?

Could've been one of us.


- Sure.


- Casey made it big

doing quips and zingers on some

dumb show for boomer fascists.

Kyle made it big prancing

around in a scuba suit.

You know, you make it big

in this cultural void,

it only proves that you suck

on some level.

Hmm, it's good

that you're not bitter.

I haven't even hit

my intellectual peak.

Toni Morrison didn't publish

till she was 40.

Proust, 43.

I accept the possibility

that I probably

won't be appreciated

in my lifetime.

You know, if I get discovered

as they're reviewing my papers

after I die, well

I'll be fine with that.

So you still doing

mostly hard sci
-fi?

Yeah.

You remember the magnum opus

that I started

on a roll of toilet paper?


- Uh
-uh.


- Well, that was just

the beginning,

and I'm just kind of tweaking

one little thing,

but then it's ready to sell.


- And I still have my blog.


- Yeah.

Well, which is now a vlog

'cause of my carpal tunnel

incident.

Cool. Hey, you know what?

I should probably get going.


- I have a dinner.


- Mm.

Yeah. See you in 12 years.

f*ck it, right?

Henry, hey, you gotta meet

Karma Rocket, dude.

Eddie on drums, Teddy on bass.

And on lead guitar,

the mad genius himself, Miles!

I mean, this guy

is alternative indie rock.

Well, he looks it
-
-

the hair,

the sweet hand tattoos.

Nah, I mean, he
-he invented it.

He invented alternative rock?

Alternative indie rock.

Alt ind could've been big.

We were this close

to getting signed

when he got Hardier Boys.

Yeah, I had to quit.

Band broke up.

I was like, "No!"

That's the way it goes.

One dream dies

so another can live.

Aw, thanks, dude.


- Yo, Bradway.


- Yeah?


- Need you to meet someone.


- Jaff, again, really?

[scoffs] Agent beckons.

I mean, it's been like this

all night; it's wild.

Yeah, I gotta go anyways.

It's the twins' birthday

tomorrow,

and our f*cking Olaf

just canceled.

[cell phone dings]

I'm on the Vegas shuttle

at dawn.

Vitamin expo, baby.

[laughter]


- I'm in vitamins.


- Nice. See you guys.


- Proud of you, buddy.


- Thank you.

You guys should stick around.

It's gonna be a fun party.

Excuse me,

I have to return this.

Sure.

You know, it's funny.

The thing they don't tell you

about inheriting

a huge sum of money

is the positive side.

I've found it very freeing.

[chuckles]

Mm
-hmm.

Linda!

Congratulations.

So I heard

about your daughter's big
-
-

Don't you mention my daughter,

you sloppy,

flopped
-out pig's anus.


- Got you. Point taken.


- What the f*ck?

I expected a counter,

not three rats' worth

of rat diarrhea.

No. No, you listen.

This offer is like

a shrimp's d*ck.

It's dumb, like you.

Yup. Yup.

Okay, thanks, Pat. Bye.

Ugh, sorry, business call.

[laughs]

I'm just setting up

Escapade's latest, Proms Away.


- Ooh.


- Whew.

I'm working on being meaner.

I can see why they do it.

It really works.


- Yeah.


- Could I have

a white wine, please?

Oh, it's so fun

seeing the old g*ng again,

right?

Oh, yeah.

Is Casey Klein gonna be here?

[Constance groans]

She's sh**ting in New York.

Too big
-time

for the likes of us.

That's a shame.

Ooh. Poor Henry, right?

Yeah, I mean, I was hoping

they'd hook up tonight,

you know, for old times' sake.

Oh, wouldn't that

have been wonderful?

It would.

You know, I always rooted

for them as a couple.


- Me too.


- Why?

Wh
-
- I don't un
-
-

why, because they hooked up

ten years ago on and off

on a sh*t job?

They never just dated

or had a normal relationship.

What if their bullshit

got in the way

of each of them finding

the right person?

Hmm? Why not root against them?

Why root for them?

Um, because

they're both skinny.

They both have brown hair.

They could be

brother and sister.

It's just so romantic.

She could wear his jeans

no problem.

Tiny mouths like

[both babbling]

Absolutely.

And I think of them having sex

sometimes.

Okay, so
-so
-so I
-I
-I don't
-
-

I don't understand

how I'm now short ten grand.


- We agreed on a price.


- Apparently

there's a lien

against Party Down

that must be cleared by close,

or the deal is void.

Seems like Party Down's

warehouse ordered plates

a year ago but the invoice

was never paid.

But how
-how is this

just coming up now?

Well, I could give you

some legal mumbo jumbo,

but in plain English, I just

kind of blooped over it.


- Blooped over it?


- In law, you come across

weird words all the time
-
-

for instance, "lien."

Usually I just bloop over 'em

and it's fine,


- but this time, well


- Jesus Christ, Gene.

I never said I was

the world's greatest lawyer.

That's your term.

But the invoice, what happened?


- What happened with
-
-


- You'd have to ask

whoever was warehouse manager

last year.

I was, and I never
-
-

Ron, you there?

Honey, I'm sorry, it
-it
-it
-it,

you know, went longer

than I thought, and
-
-

No, it's
-
-no, go ahead and eat.

I'll
-I'll just
-
-

I'll come after.

[text messages whooshing]

Wh
-okay. Bye.

I swear I wasn't eavesdropping.

I went to sneak a smoke,

which my boyfriend hates,

and then I had a work email,

which he really hates.


- And now I'm oversharing
-
-


- Which he hates?

No, it's actually how we met.


- Hmm.


- sh**t, I'm totally spacing

on your name. Evie.

Henry, but I
-I don't think

we've met.

Evie Adler, Logos Pictures.

I swear I know you. [chuckles]

Are you an actor?


- Uh, once upon a time.


- That must be it.

You must have read for

the Defender universe movies

at some point.

No? Max America, Red Glare?

Any of the
-mancer movies:

Ecomancer,

Hydromancer, Cryptomancer?

Manputer? Guyote?


- Nope.


- Okay.

Thing with being a producer,

you assume you've met everyone,

so when you blank on a name,

you panic.

Anyway, Henry, nice to meet you

for the first time.

Bad habit. Gotta quit.

Gotta quit.

[traffic whooshing]

[grunting]

God damn it!

God damn it! God damn it!


- Damn it!


- Uh, Ron?


- Hey.


- You okay?

Ye
-yeah. I'm totally fine.

[choking up] I'm not fine.

I, uh
-
- I
-I'm short ten grand

and I'm gonna lose Party Down.

What? I thought

it was a done deal.

It was, yeah.

And then something happened.

Now I need ten grand

by midnight,

or the bid fails.

Where am I going to find

ten grand tonight?

What about Constance?

Didn't her husband

leave her millions?

Constance?

No, that's great, Henry.

I sl*ve away for ten years

to buy this company,

only to be tied

to hippie
-dippie looney tune

from planet Ding
-Dong.

Oh, why is this happening?

It's like I'm cursed.

Oh, my God.

I never should have gone

to the bathroom


- in that old house.


- You what?

There was this old house,

and everybody said

it was haunted,

and they dared me

to go take a sh*t in it,

and I did.

I don't know, Henry.

I work it. I rise and grind.

I hustle. What am I missing?


- I mean
-
-


- Oh. Okay.

I got it.

"Are we having fun yet?"

That's you.

That's what I know you from.

Or am I crazy?


- No, that was him.


- No. Yup.

Okay. I thought I was crazy.

Anyway, sorry to bother you.

Are you okay?

Oh, is it
-it
-
-

no, it's just dye.

I got a customer comment card

that said I seemed

"like a child," so I
-
-

you know, I added

some silver for gravitas.


- I meant your hand.


- What?

[Henry inhales sharply]

Oh.

Ron, holy sh*t.

Do you need me

to bring you anything?

No, no. I've done this before.

I just tape it.

But, you know, if you do mean

anything, uh,

I
-I can use an investor

interested

in the food service sector.

What, are you kidding?

My boyfriend,

since he got money,

it's like investing in this

kind of thing is now his hobby.

Bars, restaurants,

food trucks,


- CloudKitchens
-
-


- Who's your boyfriend?


- Jack Botty.


- Wait, what?

Yeah, if you want to
-
-he loves

talking about this stuff.

You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, sure, I made it.

But I'm also gracious.

You know, even to, like,

nobodies,

I'm gonna be like,

"Hey, what up?"

[chuckles]


- Dude, you okay?


- Yeah, I don't know.

It's just like, we started

in this biz at the same time.


- Yeah.


- We have the same agent.


- Yeah.


- k*lled my callbacks.

Chemistry read

had mad chemistry.


- Hell yeah.


- I'm as ripped as you.

Yeah, we're, like,

the same level of ripped.

That's why we're so tight,

you know?

We're practically the same guy.


- Right.


- Yeah.

Which is why I keep thinking,

like, why did you

get Nitromancer

and I didn't?

Well, I worked it hard,

never stopped believing,

and guess what:

it paid off.

I worked it,

never stopped believing,

and it didn't pay off.

Did you work it hard?

Did it just come down to, like,

a random twist of fate?


- Yeah, I don't
-
-


- Did God just, like,

flip a coin?

No. No, man. I mean,

it's like, there's an order,

you know?

I deserved it.

I got it.

Yo, Kyle.


- Yeah.


- Hey.


- Um, come here a second.


- Yes.

[indistinct chatter]

Her boyfriend is Jack Botty?


- Yeah.


- Can you believe our luck, man?

Henry, 20 minutes ago, I was

gonna walk into the ocean,

and now I'm gonna be business

partners with Max America?

I mean, talk about

a twist of fate.

[sighs] How glad are we

you did that beer ad?


- Thrilled.


- Ron!


- Good luck.


- Thanks, man. I don't need it.

I've been training for this

my whole life.

She'll do the intro, right,

and then I'll gush

a little bit,

you know, "Big fan,"

that kind of thing.

And then I'll segue

into Defenders: Wormhole,

how I loved the big scene

at the Met Gala.

Spydor's minions steal

the eternity rhombus.


- You know the scene?


- No.

Point is, he'll still think

we're talking about him,

but now we're on my turf:

parties, catering,

event services, right?

Cool new trends,

and this guy's like,

"Huh? What? What's going on?"

And that's when I very subtly

steer us towards a deal, man.

Wow.

Ron, I'm actually impressed.

Yeah, well, it's what I do,

Henry.


- Henry!


- Yup.

Come on.

This is the cool catering guy

I told you about.

Uh
-oh, she thinks I'm cool,

so clearly her judgment

is suspect.

Ron Donald, only slightly cool.

And, Jack, let me just say

up front,

I'm a huge fan of your work.

I'm a huge fan of Max America,

and it is a real pleasure

to shake your hand.

[bones crunch]

[shrieks]

[crowd gasps]

Ron?

Is he dead?

Hey, buddy. You okay?

Can you hear me?

Oh, man, come on,

let
-let me help you up.

Ah!


- I'm
-I'm
-I'm up.


- All right, bud?

Yup, yup. [groaning]

Return that call okay?

Oh, yup.

Yeah, called 'em back.

Oh.

So are
-are you

still playing or

Nah. Work, mostly.


- Oh.


- Guitar Warehouse.


- Oh, cool.


- Sucks.


- Okay.


- Mindless job,

dildo boss who thinks he's

some kind of business genius

with "Rusty's Sales Do
-Nows"

and "Rusty's Sales Do
-Nots,"

sh*t like that.

Yeah, actually,

kind of been there.

Number one "Do," get a name.

Personal sales connection.

See, but to me, all these

chodes are just a blur.

Joe, Greg, Rob, Charlie,

who
-the
-f*ck
-ever.

These aren't tattoos.

I write their names down

so that I can remember.

All those chords,

the whole sound of alt indie,

came from this hand.

It's all I was ever good at.

But then Kyle left,

and that dream d*ed.

Now my left hand,

my whole life,

is just a tool to boost sales

for f*cking Rusty.

You know, Kyle was half right

when he said

I was a mad genius.

I am mad.

Cool.

f*ck.

So Nazis, yea or nay?

No judgment either way.

Just, as your agent,

I should know.

Nay. Jaff, come on,

this was, like,

a dumb mix
-up,

like, ten years ago.


- It's nothing.


- Yeah, no, I get it.

It's just, the studio's

been a bit jumpy

since the Gary Duddis thing.


- Uh, Gary Duddis?


- Yeah.

Played the space bigfoot

on Orbs of Yu'ub,

caught on mic ranting about

Jews making kids into soup.

Big mess for the studio.

You really think

it's that serious?

Who knows these days?

[both chuckle]

But one way or another,

we'll be fine.


- Yes.


- I didn't do all this

f*cking work

to lose the Nitromancer deal.

[laughs]

Thank you.

But just to confirm,

Nazis, yea or
-
-


- Nay!


- Nay.

Be the light you want to see

in your life.

[door squeaks open]

You are the only you.

You're
-
-

You're the only you
-
-oh.

Hey. Do, uh
-
-do you need

something?

Ah, nah, just looking.

Old times' sake, you know?


- [chuckles] Oh, God.


- Mm.

I remember these trays.

Oof. Crazy days.

Hey, um, you know,

earlier you were talking about,

like, apology videos.

Is that something you, like,

know
-know about, or


- Me?


- Yeah.

Oh, no, I
-I just do little

dance videos on my phone.

No, okay, my bad.


- Thanks, man.


- Yeah, I'm being sarcastic.

Oh, okay,

I
-I thought you were doing

some sort of, like,

Gen Z persona.

Oh, no, you dissed my craft,

so I'm giving you attitude.

Your craft? What
-what craft?

Content.

Little dance videos?

It is so much more

than that, okay?

I've been doing content

for years.

I know enough

about the craft to know

that to answer the question

you're too afraid to ask,

yes, you need an apology video.

For just some dumb

misunderstanding?

My mentor, BeeWee,

he always used to say,

"Good or bad, right or wrong,


- nothing matters."


- Right.

I think what he was trying to say was,

nothing matters

except for attention.

You have a lot of bad attention

right now.

You
-you need some good

attention to offset it.


- An apology video?


- Yeah.

It's a rite of passage.

All the big web celebs

have done it:

Dough Ray, Bryce T,

Jeff'n'Stuff, Qbot,

Je'Zazzle, Howzit, Grambles.

I think I get it.


- Thank you so much.


- Yeah.

Whew. Okay.

[clears throat]

Yo, yo, yo, yo
-
-

Ugh, Jesus Christ.


- Well, I wasn't done.


- Look, you clearly

have no idea what you're doing,

so let me
-
-let me help you.

First things first,

you want to make sure

you come across

as raw and sincere
-
-hold this
-
-

but not so raw or so sincere

that it gets, like, weird.

And not only do I want

to apologize.

I want to say this

very clearly.

Now, listen up.

Nazis aren't cool.

They weren't cool then,

and they are not cool now.

And as I'll tell anyone

who will listen,

that whole n*zi thing

[zipper scratches]

P
-Penny, can you
-
-

can you not just stand there?

Can you do something?

Like, can you circulate?

Sackson, can you circulate?

Can you not just sta
-
-oh, God.

God damn it.

I feel like I've said this

constantly

a g*dd*mn million times.

No personal business

on company time!

Circulate. Ah
-ha
-ha!

Ow!

Wasn't my phone.

[wincing]

[inhales sharply]

[exhales heavily]

Hey, Ron,

do you have your stain stick?

This is organic hemp, and look,

I spilled cherry juice

all over it.

Oh.

I'm sensing some distress here.


- Constance.


- Yeah?

Uh, you know how you talked

about being a donor

and h
-helping people's dreams

come true?

Oh, yes, very fulfilling work.

Yeah, do you ever help with

small business?

Well, as a patron of the arts,

I mostly focus on the arts.

Right, well,

but if you think about it,

you know, business

is kind of an art.

Is it? Uh, I don't know, Ron.

It's more like politics.

It's so compromised.

Ugh, if we could only get

the money out of business.

You were in the film business.

Yes, and it's a point of honor

with me

that I never made any money.


- Okay, Constance, look.


- Yes.


- I'm
-I'm
-I'm
-I'm in a jam.


- Oh.

Okay, I need ten grand

by midnight,

or I'm gonna lose Party Down.


- Oh.


- Yeah.

So I was just thinking,

you know,

since we're old friends


- Yes.


- maybe you can


- loan it to me.


- Oh, Ron. My gosh.


- Ten grand. Oof.


- Yes.

Between booking the Geffen

and the shark carcass

for Dino's installation,

the bean bill for Tim's

spiritual community,

my available cash at hand

is kind of low right now.

Right.

[Constance sighs]

You know what?

I'm giving you ten grand.

That's just how it is.


- What?


- I'm giving you ten grand.

No, come on, you
-
-

oh, are you kidding?

Because you just said

you didn't have it.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna let my

accountant work that out, okay?

Because what is the point

of having money

if you can't help

your friends, right?

Ah!


- Oh, I'm sorry.


- That's all right.

Ah, this is gonna be fun.

[both laugh]

We're gonna be

like business partners.

B
-business partners? You
-
-

wait, you said

you didn't like business.

Well, you know, when you said

that business is like art,

that got me thinking.

Like, what if

[giggles] we hired a shaman?


- Huh?


- Yeah.


- Yeah?


- Yes, well, that's something

we should definitely consider.


- We should.


- Yes
-
-

Ten million dollars.

Ten grand, right?

A grand means a thousand.

Really?

Well, that explains a lot.

Hey, we're heading out

to a dinner.

Sorry it didn't work out

with Jack.

Uh, wow, it really didn't,

did it?

Well, it did a little.

In a happy twist of fate,

our caterer just fell out

for Jack's surprise 44th.

So it was nice

to meet you, Henry.

Yeah, have a
-a good night.

[cell phone dings]


- Hey, man, um
-
-


- Excuse me.

Sorry, I
-I
-I was about

to take off,

but h
-h
-have you seen this?

Mm. Yeah. No, it's nothing.

And I'm out ahead of it

with an apology vid.

My agent says

it's gonna be fine.

And, you know, it's me.

Stuff just kind of works out.

Hey, uh, so Ron got really mad

about the whole

"personal business

on company time" thing,

so he completely smashed

your phone, and I, uh

What?

No, like, smashed to bits?

couldn't post the video.

Yeah, it's destroyed,

but I found

something really interesting.

I got it! Whoo!

[laughter]


- I knew it!


- He got it!

Nitromancer, I deserved it.

Wait.

Uh, what's happening here?

I got it!


- Yes!


- You earned this!

I'm the new Nitromancer!

Jaff!

Jaff, what's going on?

[Jaff sighs]

I
-I thought you said

I'd be fine.

Oh, no, I said we'd be fine,

like, collectively,

as an aggregate.

It's @ghost emoji

Sinister Manus.

See, it's an anonymous

Twitter account.

The original source

of the video

and song links,

and this account

was created last Friday.

The same day they announced

Kyle as Nitromancer.


- Yeah.


- Sinister Manus?

Sinister
-
-

well, sinister man, maybe

Man, sinister


- man named Manus


- man

sinister man who is us.

Several sinister men
-
-

It's Latin, you dolts.

Sinister manus.

Left hand.

Left hand? Left hand?

I
-
-

Left hand.

Left hand.

[ominous music plays]

Left hand.

Oh, my God.

Miles from Karma Rocket.

He blames Kyle

for breaking up the band,

and now

his hand has no purpose.

His guitaring hand,

his left hand.

Oh, my God.

How could this happen? Why?

Why me?

[Miles laughs]

[smooches]

[blows sharply]

Oh, man.


- Sinister Manus.


- Sinister Manus.

[eerie music plays]



Whoa.

And in Hollywood tonight,

the studio behind the new

Nitromancer franchise

responded to concerns

that actor Kyle Bradway

had in the past espoused

what some called

white nationalist beliefs.


- sh**ting is expected


- Whoo. What a night.

As
-as if mine is even close

to being over.

I gotta review expenses.

I gotta set meetings

with new chefs.

You know, running a company is

not a walk in the park, fellas.

How you doing

with the comment card?

Well, it keeps saying

I'm a robot.

Mm
-hmm.

Hey, if it's any consolation,

I gotta admit you were right.

This whole Nitromancer saga

played out

just like a Greek drama.

And there was even

a real
-life supervillain.

I stand corrected.


- Good night!


- Good night, ladies.

Congratulations, Kyle.

If only Casey

could have been here.

Oh, it would have been

so romantic.

Okay, guys,

I'm going to head out.


- Kyle, I'm so sorry.


- Uh, Henry, Henry.


- Yeah.


- What a night.

What a night

for old Ronald Wayne Donald.

Yeah, no, it's great.

Congratulations, man.

It's a long time coming.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

and
-and, Henry,

I already booked

a primo new gig.


- Yeah?


- Jack Botty's girlfriend

hired us to do

his birthday surprise party.

It's an amazing feeling

to know that, for a fact,

this year, 2020,

is gonna be the best year

of my life.

contain an outbreak

of what is being called

a novel coronavirus.

And studio officials

remain optimistic

for a big holiday opening

Christmas '21.

[upbeat jazzy music plays]



[cell phone ringing]

Hello. Party Down Catering.

How many I direct your call?

One moment, please.

[clears throat]

Hello, this is Ron.

How may I help you?

Yes, of course

we're open for business

and ready to serve you.

Yes, I just need your name

and your event info,

and I will help you get

the party started.

Ah!

f*cking
-
-



T
-R
-E
-E, tree.
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