02x02 - Doorway to Where

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[UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

["WELCOME TO SCHMICAGO" PLAYING]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Josh is rotting in jail ♪

For the death of Elsie Vale ♪

Oh, Josh, why did you do it? ♪

I I didn't. Aren't you omniscient?

Am I? Who knows?

You. [STAMMERS]

Anyway, Melissa's getting

me a lawyer. I'll be fine.

[CHUCKLES] No, you're

destined to rue it ♪

When they send you to the chair ♪

Schmiga-dee-death penalty ♪

[CHUCKLES] Come on. [CHUCKLING]

How often do they use the chair here?

- [ELECTRICITY PULSATING]

- [PRISONER SCREAMING]

Okay [SIGHS]

maybe once in a while.

- [ELECTRICITY PULSATING]

- [PRISONER SCREAMING]

But even in the darkest

depths of despair,

suddenly there appears, in such

surprising guise, an unexpected friend.

- [GRUNTS]

- [JOSH] Friend? What do you mean?

- [JAIL DOOR CLOSES]

- [RIVERA] Keep walking.

- [RIVERA] In here, punk.

- For what?

[RIVERA] Disorderly

conduct, unlawful assembly,

and peddling parables

with no clear takeaways.

I was just spreading joy, man.

Looks like you could use a little.

- Save it for your salad, you freak.

- Oh.

You kids with your

ideals and your protest,

and your determination

to live your dreams.

Peace and love, peace and love.

How about "shut" and "up"?

I love you, Sergeant Rivera.

Anger is just sadness

that can't get out.

See you in hell.

- Hey, man.

- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

I'm Topher. Peace.

Hi [SIGHS] I'm Josh.

- What are you in for, Josh?

- m*rder. But I didn't do it. I'm innocent.

Don't worry. I believe you.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

Hey! Me too! I'm innocent too.

- I believe you.

- And I didn't rob that bank.

[TOPHER] I believe you.

- Yeah, and I never touched that girl.

- I believe you too, Conrad.

- Of course you Yep.

- [TOPHER] I believe all of you.

I think you all should be free.

- [PRISONERS CHEERING, CLAMORING]

- Great.

- [SIGHS]

- I know the situation looks bleak, Josh.

But don't despair.

You probably got it

better than you think.

I mean, look at me.

I'm 30 years old and still haven't

figured out my purpose in life.

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

- [GASPS] Oh, this about you now?

I always felt that I

was special, you know.

That I was destined

to do something great.

I just don't know what

that something is yet.

This life is like a puzzle ♪

You gotta find that missing piece ♪

And the man who does will

find his happiness increase ♪

Poets sing of starlight ♪

Kittens play with string ♪

Why does it seem ♪

I'll never find my thing? ♪

- Squirrels find nuts in the forest ♪

- Oh. Okay.

Robins fly high in the air ♪

What am I supposed to be? ♪

Who is this guy called me? ♪

When will I see ♪

My doorway to where? ♪

Your doorway to where?

Starfish have the ocean ♪

And all our socks go in a drawer ♪

All I've got's this notion that

I'm meant for something more ♪

Corks belong in bottles ♪

Spiders eat their young ♪

My life's a song that's

waiting to be sung ♪

- Camels make love in the desert ♪

- Don't do that.

A table works best with a chair ♪

What am I supposed to be? ♪

Who is this guy called me? ♪

When will I see ♪

My doorway to where? ♪

My doorway to where ♪

My doorway to where ♪

- [SIGHS]

- Uh.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

Um. Hey, man, it's gonna be okay.

You're young.

You've got [STAMMERS]

hair, like, so much hair.

You just have to be patient.

Also, you a rich white

boy. [CHUCKLES] Ya fine.

Thanks, man. You know what?

I am gonna make it my personal mission

to get you on the happiness bus.

- The happiness bus?

- Mm-hmm.

- Hap Is that Is that a clue?

- Mmm.

Uh, N-Narrator?

- It's the grooviest.

- [STAMMERS]

All you need to get on board is love.

- [ELECTRICITY PULSATING]

- [PRISONER SCREAMING]

No, what I need is a lawyer.

Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Flanagan.

Please. Mr. Flanagan is my father.

After he lost his medical license.

Call me Bobby.

Right, yeah. Duh. I'm sorry about that.

But also, yes, okay, lady lawyer.

- Being a lady lawyer is no big deal.

- Oh, no, yes.

I-I [SIGHS] I agree. I'm a doctor.

It's not like we expect to be

judges. We're not crazy! [CHUCKLES]

Except right before our monthlies.

Oh. There it is.

Yeah, I was just hoping you

could help my husband, Josh.

Who's in jail for k*lling

Elsie Vale, the showgirl.

Nothing happens in

Schmicago without me knowing.

And then nothing happens

till I get my retainer,

and I'm the most

expensive lawyer in town.

You think you could

scrape together a sawbuck?

I don't know what that is, but I

I went to the ATM before we left.

So here's a 20.

Well, well, Mrs. Moneybags.

You just bought yourself

some eye contact.

Great. So

[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

You probably wanna know more about me.

Well, what is there to

tell? It's the classic story.

I got my BA from BU, my LLD from

NYU, and my L-E-Gs from G-O-D.

Law school was a world full of

''No!'' No, no, no, no, no, no!

But after a while, I caught on.

You see, the world

kept telling me, "no."

But turns out "no"

doesn't always mean "no."

Ooh, uncomfortable with that.

[STAMMERS] But you've had

success with cases like Josh's?

Bobby doesn't dwell on the past.

Bobby stays in the present

tense. Third person.

[MUSIC ENDS]

So, here's what we're gonna do.

First, we court the press.

Then I press the court.

Believe me. Once I've worked my magic,

no jury will ever convict your hubby,

even if he kills again.

[STAMMERS] And just to be

clear, Josh didn't do it.

Uh-huh. Well, if you're

so sure about that,

why don't you help him by

finding the real k*ller?

Me? How?

I'd recommend the standard play.

Get a job dancing at the

club where Elsie was k*lled.

Snoop around. See what you can find out.

That's the standard play?

The auditions for the open

slot are today at noon.

What are you, an

eleven-and-a-half character shoe?

Oh, I'm so Confession.

I'm not much of a dancer.

In theater camp, I was

more of a double thr*at.

Here.

I'm off to meet my new client

and bamboozle the press.

Break a leg at that

audition, Twinkle Toes.

Your hubby's life may depend on it.

[DANCERS CHATTERING]

You've all got big

dreams, hungry for fame.

I can feel the heat of it coming

off of you like baked hams.

But fame will cost you

sweat, dignity, even cash.

Oh, no, I don't take

checks, so don't ask me.

- [PIANO PLAYING]

- [FRAU] We are looking for a dancer

as good as Elsie was before she d*ed.

So don't hold back.

Let's do the whole combination,

facing away from the wall.

Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht!

Again! Fünf, sechs, sieben, acht!

I need to eat I need to eat ♪

Last night my dinner was a candle ♪

Last night my dinner was a candle ♪

The landlord's calling ♪

I'm out of fishnets ♪

There's not much more that I can handle ♪

There's not much more that I can ♪

How am I gonna feed my kids? ♪

Why did I have so many kids? ♪

I think I'm gonna

have to sell my kids ♪

Sorry, I'm late.

[PANTS] Hi, everybody.

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs!

Oh, wow. You guys are all so

thin and elegant and angular.

I feel like a wildebeest next to you.

Who is this girl? She's really bad ♪

- Hey!

- She oughta be way in the back ♪

- She oughta be way in the ♪

- Okay, I can hear you.

This girl has got no sense of space ♪

And does a weird thing with her face ♪

She pops her head ♪

And she's got bad feet ♪

[FRAU] All right, so you can dance.

Some of you. But that is not enough.

I want to know why you are here.

I guess it all started when my

parents' marriage fell apart.

The marriage counselor's office

was next to a dance studio.

I used to sneak in there and

stomp around to drown out the sound

of Mother and Daddy fighting over

whose life was more disappointing.

The next thing I knew,

I was pointing my feet.

And falling in love with guys that

[SIGHS] didn't want me that way.

[STICK BANGS]

Dad was in the m*llitary.

You know, the type with a whistle.

He used to force my brothers, sisters,

and me to perform for

guests at dinner parties.

God, I hated when he did that.

So, this one night, I begged

him for a taste of champagne.

He said, "no," but I didn't

let that stop me. Oh, no.

He had a girlfriend, real fancy.

She had some kind of

royal title. I kid you not.

Later that night, she gave

me the whole damn bottle.

That's when I started class.

[STICK BANGS]

Why am I here?

I grew up in Buffalo

and went through puberty.

That's it.

Puberty. Buffalo.

[STICK BANGS]

Oh, wow.

Uh, you guys have been through so much.

[STAMMERS] I feel bad, even competing

or assuming your lives are better

because you're so thin and beautiful.

But, uh, maybe

I am a doctor ♪

And a doctor doctors ♪

I'm proud to be called an MD ♪

But every time I deliver a baby ♪

I wonder when that'll be me ♪

Even when I perform to perfection ♪

Shoulder dystocia ♪

Emergency C-section ♪

The days can be pretty rough ♪

And I feel like I'll

never ever be enough ♪

[INHALES SHARPLY] So this size 12 ♪

Would love the chance to shine ♪

And also clear my husband of m*rder ♪

Enough talk! Now dance for your life!

[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]

[DANCER 1 YELPS]

[DANCER 2 GRUNTS]

[DANCER 3 GRUNTS]

I need to eat tonight ♪

Not work the street tonight ♪

I need to eat tonight ♪

- Oh, wait. We're doing that. [MUMBLES]

- [JAZZ NOTE REPEATS]

[UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC STOPS]

I have made my decision.

Your stories are most compelling,

but I must hire the best dancer.

[OCTAVIUS CLEARS THROAT]

One second.

That was pretty intense, huh? [WHEEZES]

You're kidding. Really? Are you sure?

- Did you see her?

- You heard Uncle Octavius.

[CLEARS THROAT] Mr. Kratt. Do it.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS] You. You've got the job.

Whoa. Wow.

Um, I Okay. Uh,

well, I just wanna say

it is really been a true privilege

- to dance with all of Yeah.

- [SIGHS] Shut it.

One of those things.

Only one spot, you know. [MUTTERS]

[PRISONERS CHATTERING]

[TOPHER] To be honest, hair

like this, it's a burden.

Gets caught in trees.

You have to worry about fleas.

- Gets messed up by the breeze.

- [GROANS, SIGHS]

[UPBEAT ORCHESTRA MUSIC PLAYS]

Here comes Bobby ♪

Who?

Here comes Bobby now ♪

- Hello, boys.

- [PRISONERS WHISTLING, CHEERING]

Here comes Bobby ♪

Bobby, baby ♪

Wowzah wowzah wow ♪

[BOBBY] Is everybody here?

- Is everybody happy?

- [PRISONER] Oh, yeah!

Help us, Bobby ♪

Help us, Bobby, please ♪

Help us, Bobby ♪

Get us off on technicalities ♪

Not now, fellas.

Much as I'd like to give you the time,

I simply cannot handle your appeal.

Whoa.

Bobby ♪

Wowzah wowzah wow! ♪

[PRISONERS WHISTLING, CHEERING]

Bobby Flanagan, Attorney at Law.

Your mistress hired me. Tall

brunette. Kind of "complain-y."

[GASPS] That's my wife.

So [SIGHS] do-do you

think you can get me out of here?

I don't know. But I'm

gonna get paid trying.

First things first, don't tell me

why you did it. I don't need to know.

- Oh, I didn't do it.

- Don't need to know that either.

Just do what I tell you.

Winning a case is all about

flimflam, flapdoodle, and pizzazz.

- Flapdoodle?

- Mmm.

The law is 10% precedent and 90% wow.

- Lucky for you, I'm very good at wow.

- Huh.

Your press conference starts

in an hour. I'll see you then.

In an hour? Wa-Wait

Press conference? [STAMMERS] But

Help us, Bobby ♪

Help us, Bobby, please ♪

Help us, Bobby ♪

Get us off on technicalities ♪

I'm working on it,

boys. I'm working on it.

Bobby! ♪

But

- [ELECTRICITY PULSATING]

- [PRISONER SCREAMING]

I mean, I was surprised

when you said it was me,

but I must have something,

right? [CHUCKLES]

- Sure.

- Ooh. What's behind this door?

Off-limits. Dead girl schmutz.

Rehearsal in one hour.

Don't shave anything.

- Here's some rouge for your knees.

- My knees?

- You think they need contour?

- [CHUCKLES]

Oh.

Oh, Melissa. Thank heavens.

I have been so worried.

I heard about Josh,

and I want you to know that I

don't believe a single word of it!

My chum Josh couldn't have k*lled

Elsie! He's too, too divine!

And I'm never wrong about people.

Thank you.

And now you're gonna

be working at the club!

Oh, I can't wait to

take you under my wing

and teach you absolutely

everything that I know!

Oh, no. Jenny, you

don't have to do that.

No, I insist.

I just hope you won't let

stardom go to your head too fast.

Oh, no, stop. And who are you again?

[CHUCKLES] Oh, Melissa,

you are such a panic!

- I mean

- Oh, it's gonna be absolutely marvelous

having you around! [GASPS] In

fact, you should be my roommate.

Oh, really? Wait, you mean

Well, poor old Elsie isn't

using her bedroom anymore

now that she's dead. And

I'm so easy to live with.

I dash all day, and I

dash even more at night.

Yeah, it could be useful

for me to be there.

I mean [STAMMERS] for

you to teach me and everything.

[INHALES SHARPLY] And, you know, maybe

you could tell me more about Elsie

and who may have wanted to k*ll her.

I'm sure we have much more

interesting things to discuss

other than some

gruesome unsolved m*rder.

[GASPS] So it's decided.

You'll move in, and we

will have nothing but fun.

And bad things will

never happen ever again.

Does anyone have two cigarettes?

My roommate, Melissa, and

I are simply desperate.

Oh, no. I'm actually

fine. I don't smoke, so

Okay. Wow. That actually

looks incredible.

I don't think I can

go through with this.

Of course you can. Just

stick to the script, kid.

Gentlemen and gentlemen of the press,

you all know me, Bobby

Flanagan, Attorney at Law.

- [JOURNALIST] Mm-hmm, sure do.

- [CHUCKLING] Oh, stop.

I'm here with my client, the

accused m*rder*r, Josh Skinner.

The question is not, "Did Josh

Skinner brutally m*rder Elsie Vale?"

- It's not?

- The real question is,

"What drove him to it?"

My client will now read

from a prepared statement.

Oh. Yep. Mmm.

"Elsie Vale did not deserve to die.

But now she is dead,

and I am in jail. Why?

This tragedy and my part in it

can only be blamed on one thing.

- Jazz."

- [CROWD GASPS]

I knew it.

Jazz is to blame again.

- [SPECTATOR] Devil's music.

- Aw, man.

"This was an ugly crime of passion

brought about by shameless

music mixed with liquor"?

Jazz and booze. [SNIFFLES]

They go together every time!

I'll drink to that! [CHUCKLES]

"I am so ashamed that I

let jazz infect my soul."

[SCOFFS] "I'm sorry for what I did,

and I will never again listen

to such evil, improvisatory,

harmonically complex "

- " melodies, such as"

- Hmm. Yeah.

- Why'd you stop? Keep going.

- [JOSH] I can't do this.

I can't stand here and say I

m*rder*d somebody because of jazz.

I mean, I-I pretend to like

jazz like everybody else.

But come on, jazz did

not k*ll Elsie Vale.

- [CROWD GASPS]

- Right on.

My client is delirious.

Stand back, everyone. His case

of jazz is worse than we thought.

- So you're not sorry for what you did?

- No, of course not. I didn't do anything.

k*ller says he's not sorry!

- How is there already a paper?

- Would you do it again?

Would I not k*ll her again? Yes.

- k*ller says he'll do it again!

- How is he

Gentlemen, please, let

me confer with my client.

- It's okay, Bobby. We got enough.

- To send him to the chair.

[CHUCKLING]

Wait, wait. Uh, co-come to think of it,

uh, may maybe maybe it was jazz.

- Come on. Let's go.

- [SCATTING]

- The last rites?

- I'll call ya.

[JAIL DOOR OPENS]

[MELISSA] Josh? Josh!

- Mel! Over here!

- Josh!

- Hey! I have great news. [CHUCKLING]

- Oh, God. Thank God. Yes.

- I got the job.

- [STAMMERS] What job?

I'm the new dancer at the club.

Yeah, somehow, I guess

I nailed the audition.

- [PRISONER] Hey, that's great.

- [SCOFFS]

- Oh. Wow. Okay. Well, thank you.

- Wow.

This is nice.

I am really happy that you

nailed the audition, uh, sweetie.

But I'm also just a little concerned

that I'm going to be ex*cuted

- for a m*rder I didn't commit.

- Yes. Right. F Elsie.

- And you being framed. I know.

- Yeah.

I'm so sorry. I think I just

I got caught up in the the

glitz and the glamour of it all.

- But, hey, listen, I only did all this

- That's okay.

so I could find evidence

to get you out of here.

It's the standard play.

Thank you, sweetie.

- I really appreciate that.

- I got Yeah.

- [SIGHS]

- Wow. That was really beautiful.

- This is Topher.

- Wow.

Um [STAMMERS]

nice to meet you, Topher.

- You look groovy.

- [TOPHER] Thanks.

- Man, I wish I had what you guys have.

- [SIGHS]

- [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

- [SCOFFS]

[TOPHER] I keep searching.

- This is not about you, Topher.

- [PIANO MUSIC ENDS]

Right. Sorry. [CHUCKLES]

Uh, well, so how was

the press conference?

Not great. I went off script,

and now everyone wants me dead.

- Oh, Josh.

- Do you

Do you think I could

actually die in here?

Definitely. That's what makes

this all so entertaining.

- [CHUCKLES]

- [JOSH] Entertaining? I

You know what? Just ignore

him, and maybe he'll go away.

You don't know me.

- [MELISSA SCOFFS]

- [JOSH] You missed.

- [NARRATOR] On purpose.

- Hey. Hey, listen to me.

We can get you out of here

because I'm on the case.

I didn't just get Elsie's old

job. I moved into her apartment.

So I can dig up clues

and find out who the real k*ller

is and prove that you are innocent.

- You really think so?

- I know so.

We're getting you out of here,

and we're gonna get that happy

ending, whatever that means.

- [SIGHS] I love you. [CHUCKLES]

- I love you, too.

[TOPHER] Man.

- [GASPS]

- [SIGHS]

Look at you two.

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

Maybe someday I'll find

what I'm searching for.

- This is not about you, Topher.

- [PIANO MUSIC ENDS]

Well, here it is. Our

oh-so-decadent den of iniquity.

Isn't it just divine?

I mean, this would be 1.8 in Park Slope.

Well, you packed light.

You know what? Feel free to

take any of Elsie's old frocks.

She's definitely not using them.

Oh, I don't think anything would fit me.

Sizes seem to run a little small here.

'Course it would. Everything

here has tons of stretch.

- Wow. Look at all those flowers.

- [SNIFFS]

You must have so many admirers.

Oh, no. These are all

from Mr. Kratt. [GIGGLES]

He owns the club and practically

everything else in Schmicago. [CHUCKLES]

Yeah. Yeah, I met him.

[EXCLAIMS] Isn't he a dear?

I guess you could say

that we've been comforting

each other ever since Elsie.

She was his favorite, you

know. But now it seems I am.

- [CHUCKLES] Oh. [LAUGHS]

- [CHUCKLING]

I mean, but are you

sure that's a good idea?

Just might be a little fast, and,

you know, he's your boss, so

We have to seize happiness

every chance we get, Melissa.

The world could end tomorrow.

Besides, Mr. Kratt has

promised to make me a big star,

which is all I've ever wanted

to be. [INHALES SHARPLY]

- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]

- It's open!

[DOOR OPENS]

[SIGHS] Ladies.

Mr. Kratt expects you

for dinner in 20 minutes.

He wants you to wear this.

[SQUEALS, GIGGLES]

- Oh, my God.

- And more flowers?

He's turning me into a

bona fide botanist. [LAUGHS]

I won't be a moment.

I'll do a quick change.

- [SIGHS]

- [INHALES DEEPLY]

Sure. Yes.

Why don't I just take those?

I hope you realize how fortunate you are

to be performing at the club tonight.

Not everyone that wants

to gets the chance.

Hmm. Yeah, I bet.

I mean, of course. [SIGHS] God,

everyone's gonna miss Elsie so much.

Yes. I've seen you dance.

No, no. I just It's It's

sad what happened to her. [SIGHS]

Did you know her well?

- Why do you ask?

- [CHUCKLES] I'm just curious.

If you want to be happy here

in Schmicago, take my advice.

Don't stick your pretty little

nose where it doesn't belong.

You don't want to end

up like your husband.

Ready.

I'm sure we'll be seeing more of you.

Yeah. Have fun.

Melissa, about Mr. Kratt.

I know that I may seem like a silly

girl who does stupid, silly things.

Oh, n Jenny. No,

no, no. That's not my

And I know that Mr. Kratt

and I are an odd item,

but I'm just doing what I need

to do to survive. Like all of us.

Toodles!

Okay, clues. Clues.

Looking for clues. Hmm.

Okay. I wonder if this is a clue.

Oh, maybe I should try it on.

Do-do-de-doot ♪

Do-do-de-doot ♪

Doo-doo-doot de-doot doot! ♪

When we met you

promised me the stars ♪

But now your love feels

more like prison bars ♪

Somehow I'm doing time ♪

Convicted of no crime ♪

So before you get ♪

To handing out cigars ♪

I'm bustin' out ♪

Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

Buh-baby, I'll do without ♪

All of those chains that bound me ♪

All those years that

you controlled me ♪

Now there's no way you can hold me ♪

Sorry, dear, there's no preventing ♪

Me from leaving your San Quentin ♪

- [CAR APPROACHES]

- [CLANGS]

What's that?

- They're here.

- [CAR TIRES SQUEAL]

- Whoa!

- Come on, Topher! Let's roll!

- Ah, man, I knew you guys would show up.

- What?

[CAR HORN BEEPS]

So, Josh, are you ready to

get on the happiness bus?

It's literal? I thought

that was a metaphor.

No, it's real, man. And there's

a seat waiting just for you.

I don't know. I don't know if I should.

Although, it's the happiness

bus. And the Leprechaun said

- [SIREN WAILING]

- We gotta go, man. The fuzz are coming!

Bustin' out ♪

Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

Buh-baby, now there's no doubt ♪

I'm not gonna let you hound me ♪

Once a life alone was scary ♪

But I can't wait for solitary ♪

Need a love with more pizzazz ♪

I'm tired of this Alcatraz ♪

Come on, Josh.

Do you really want to put your

faith in a corrupt legal system?

Um. I

Think about your life, Josh. The

happiness bus is calling your name.

- Josh, Josh, Josh.

- Josh, Josh.

[PRISONERS] Josh, Josh,

Josh! Josh, Josh, Josh!

Do-do-de-doot ♪

Do-do-de-doot ♪

- Doo-doo ♪

- Doo-doo ♪

Doo ♪

Bustin' out ♪

Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

Buh-baby, it's time to shout ♪

I'm done with these walls around me ♪

Made me think you were my savior ♪

But now I'm out on bad behavior ♪

I'll go any place on Earth ♪

Just to escape your Leavenworth ♪

- I'm bustin' out ♪

- Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh

- Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

- All right. Let's do this!

- Buh-baby, it's time to flout ♪

- [CHEERING] Come on!

The finger 'round which you wound me ♪

I'm so sick of all your gripes ♪

You know I don't

look good in stripes ♪

I'm bustin', bustin' out! ♪

There's no glamour in the

slammer so I'm bustin' out! ♪

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING]

Oh. [CHUCKLES]

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

Wow. [CHUCKLES]

You were wonderful,

darling. They adored you.

- I could feel it. Like, that was amazing.

- Mmm.

You really think they loved it?

Oh, loved it? They gagged.

They gasped. They glowed.

- [PERFORMERS GIGGLING]

- You. Gimble. Come with me.

- Oh, okay.

- Ooh.

I wasn't sure. But you can't

argue with an ovation like that.

From now on, you change in here.

The body is gone and most of the blood.

Welcome to show business.

Ah.

Did the police take any other evidence?

What for? They already

caught the k*ller.

Make yourself at home.

[CHOCOLATES RATTLING]

[MELISSA] Mmm.

You coming back to the party, roomie?

[CHUCKLES] You know it. [CHUCKLES]

Hey, does the address "17 Quick

Street" mean anything to you?

No, why?

Oh, no reason.

I would stay away from Quick

Street if I were you, darling.

It's not a safe place for

young fawns like us to slum in.

Not us young fawns.

- Come.

- [CHUCKLES]

[SIREN WAILING]

Speak of the devil.

Sounds like another

wild night in Schmicago.

Well, at least I know

Josh is safe. [CHUCKLES]

- [CAR HORN BEEPS]

- When will I see ♪

My doorway to where ♪

Do-do-de-doot ♪

Do-do-de-doot ♪

- Doo-doo ♪

- Doo-doo ♪

Doo ♪

Bustin' out ♪

Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

Buh-baby, it's time to shout ♪

I'm done with these walls around me ♪

Made me think you were my savior ♪

But now I'm out on bad behavior ♪

I'll go any place on Earth ♪

Just to escape your Leavenworth ♪

I'm bustin' out ♪

Buh-buh-buh-buh bustin' out ♪

Buh-baby, it's time to flout ♪

The finger 'round which you wound me ♪

I'm so sick of all your gripes ♪

You know I don't

look good in stripes ♪

I'm bustin', bustin' out! ♪

There's no glamour in the slammer ♪

So I'm bustin' out! ♪