07x226 - Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeeeeeeen

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fairy Tale". Aired: September 30, 2011 - September 29, 2019.*
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Lucy runs away from home to become a magician in the magical land of Fairy Tail; on her way there she meets all sorts of curious companions like a dragon and a flying blue cat.
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07x226 - Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeeeeeeen

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After years of

tireless research,

I've created the

ultimate parfum.

Man.

[NARRATOR] It began in this

small corner of Magnolia.

Soon, all of Fiore would

be gripped with terror.

[JET] I can't wait

to see Levy's outfit.

[DROY, JET]

Huh?

[MAN A]

Sniff, sniff.

Sniff, sniff...

What's so interesting

about a storm drain?

[DROY]

Beats me.

Are you okay, sir?

[DROY] Did you lose

some food down there?

Man.

Isn't that guy

from Blue Pegasus?

What brings you to

Magnolia, Mr. Ichiya?

[MAN A]

Sniff, sniff.

[DROY, JET]

Uh...?

[JET]

What's wrong with you?

[DROY] Since when was Ichiya

this tall and lanky?

[MAN A]

Sniff, sniff.

[JET]

I'm creeped out here.

Hey! Back off!

[JET, DROY scream]

[ICHIYA]

Man.

[CROWD]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...

[CROWD chattering, giggling]

[LUCY groans] How did I let

myself get dragged into this?

[ERZA] I don't see what

you're complaining about.

[LUCY]

Uh?

Eight Island's grand

opening will bring in

a great deal of cash. Right?

I know how to bring

in the customers!

[groans]

Is there a reason the rest

of you aren't bussing tables?

[WENDY]

Sorry, we're on break!

[JUVIA] And the two of you

are having so much fun.

By the way, Erza.

Have you seen this yet?

The new Sorcerer Weekly?

[JUVIA]

Check it out.

Top Ten Pretty Man

Wizard Ranking.

Huh. I didn't realize

that was a thing.

There! See?

My beloved Gray made it

onto the list! So dreamy!

[ERZA] What? But, I thought

the term "pretty man"

only applied to

people like Ichiya.

[WENDY, JUVIA gasp]

Well, he's always

calling himself that!

I mean, he practically preaches

it to every corner of Fiore.

Calling yourself a pretty man

doesn't make it true.

See?

When you compare my darling

and the others to Mr. Ichiya,

the difference is as clear

as night and day!

[ERZA] So they're

different. Interesting.

Sometimes I wonder

how she manages

to make it through the day.

It defies logic.

Have any of you

seen Jet or Droy?

They said they'd be here.

You'd think those two

would have been

first in line just to get a peek

at you in a waitress uniform.

[WENDY]

Oh, speak of the devil!

Come sit wherever

you like, guys!

[DROY]

Levy...

[JET]

Levy...

Hey! What took you so long?

[ERZA, LUCY gasp]

[CARLA, WENDY, JUVIA gasp]

[JET, DROY]

Man!

[HAPPY]

Fairy Tail of the Dead...

[ICHIYA, HAPPY]

...Men!

[JET, DROY]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

[ALL scream]

What happened? Why do

they have Ichiya's face?

I think my mind just threw up.

[JET, DROY]

Levy...

[CARLA]

Stay strong, child! We need you!

I don't like this! Stay away!

Noo! Stop smelling me!

Levy!

Lucy, don't!

I get the feeling we

should keep our distance!

[LUCY]

Levy!

[LEVY]

What's wrong. Lucy?

Man.

[screams]

[LEVY, JET, DROY]

Sniff, sniff...

If they get close enough to

sniff you, it's game over.

We need to get out of here, now!

Curse you, Ichiyas!

Mark my words,

you will be punished!

[LEVY, JET, DROY]

Man... Man...

Hurry back to the guild hall!

I'll make sure these

three are dealt with.

You better be right behind us!

[JUVIA] Don't let them

sniff you, or you'll be

chasing parfums as well.

[ERZA]

I'll be fine.

These Ichiyas are

clumsy and slow.

They'll never keep up with me!

[yells]

[LEVY, JET, DROY]

Man!

I should find Mr. Yajima.

--[ICHIYA] Man...

--[YAJIMA] Sniff, sniff.

Oh, no!

[CROWD screaming]

[MAN E]

No! My handsome face!

[MAN F]

Someone help me!

No! Get back!

I don't wanna be a...

[ICHIYA]

Man!

What do we do?

The town is filled

with Mr. Ichiyas.

This is the end

of the world, isn't it?

[CARLA]

Hey! Where's Lucy?

[WENDY]

Did she get separated from us?

[JUVIA] She was dressed

in a constricting outfit.

[groaning]

[GRAY]

Hey! You guys all right?

[WENDY]

Gray!

[JUVIA]

Oh!

The true pretty man has

come to rescue his beloved!

The entire town is

filled with Ichiyas.

Thought I was havin'

a nightmare at first.

How are things at the guild?

[GRAY]

Bad. Real bad.

[ZOMBIES moaning]

Man... Sniff, sniff...

[CARLA] There's no way we could

handle everyone at the guild.

[GRAY]

Especially Laxus.

Even as an Ichiya,

he's unstoppable.

[WENDY] I guess his

strength didn't change.

Man. Sniff, sniff.

[GRAY] Are you the only

ones that got away?

[CARLA]

Erza and Lucy may have. But...

[WENDY]

We got separated from them.

Oh, darling. I'm so scared.

Don't worry.

[whimpers]

It's gonna be all right.

[WENDY, CARLA scream]

Especially once

I've sniffed you.

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

Your parfum is amazing! Man.

[WENDY, CARLA, JUVIA scream]

[LUCY panting]

This sucks. What now?

[ASCA]

Yeehaw!

[ASCA]

Wait up, butterfly!

[BISCA] That was our first

long trip in a while!

[ALZACK]

Good times.

[LUCY]

Wow, they're okay.

They look totally

normal, literally.

But first, I need some lovin'.

I was thinkin' the same thing.

[gasps]

Man.

[BISCA]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

[ASCA]

Man!

[LUCY whimpers]

[LUCY]

I've d*ed and gone to hell.

We're doomed. It's over!

Everyone I know and love

is gonna turn into

a parfum sniffing troll.

[ZOMBIES moaning]

[whimpering]

--[footsteps scuffing]

--[gasps]

--[footsteps scuffing]

--[whimpers]

--[footsteps scuffing]

--[heartbeat thumping]

[VOICE]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

[LUCY]

One's coming this way!

[VOICE]

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

[LUCY]

This is it. The end.

Every man, woman,

and child in Magnolia

will be turned into

a wandering Ichiya.

And if the infection is

moving this quickly,

it's only a matter of time

before all of Fiore is turned.

There won't be

anywhere left to run!

It'll infect all

the other guilds.

[ICHIYA]

Man...

[LUCY]

The Magic Council.

[ICHIYA]

Man...

[LUCY]

Even the capital!

[ICHIYA]

Man...

[LUCY]

That means, my beloved home...

...is ground zero

of the apocalypse!

--[LUCY whimpers]

--[VOICE] Sniff, sniff, sniff.

[LUCY gasps]

See? I told you my sniffer

had caught Lucy's scent!

And she's not an Ichiya!

[LUCY sighs]

[NATSU, HAPPY]

Huh?

Oh! I'm glad to see you!

--[ICHIYA] Man.

--[screaming]

--[ICHIYA] Man.

--[screaming]

[NATSU] I see. It got

Levy and the others?

[LEVY, JET, DROY] Sniff, sniff.

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

[HAPPY] I hope Carla

and Wendy are still okay.

[MAN H]

Man. Man.

[YAJIMA]

Man.

[HAPPY]

Look!

[LUCY]

Oh, no! Not Mr. Yajima, too!

[NATSU]

Have you seen Erza anywhere?

[LUCY] She stayed behind

to protect Mr. Yajima

when Levy and the

others att*cked us,

so I haven't seen her.

It might be too late.

[ERZA]

Man...

[NATSU, HAPPY yelp]

If she decides

to come after us,

there isn't anything we can do!

We should be safe

if we stay in here.

Anyone else hungry?

Yeah, too bad we didn't

pick a hiding place

with food in it.

If only we knew what was

causing this to happen.

We didn't see all that much,

but I think you become infected

when an Ichiya-fied

person gets close enough

to sniff your parfum.

Like some sort of Ichiya-virus?

I looked for everyone by

following their scents,

but by the time we found

'em, it was too late.

I bet the Ichiyas are following

their schnozzes, too.

That crazy get-up

made it pretty hard

to smell you, though.

You're lucky you had it.

I'll have to thank Yajima

for this crazy thing.

How'd you goofballs

manage to avoid

turning into troll heads?

[NATSU]

Dunno.

Survival instincts.

Hey, cat! What are

you doing up there?

Look! Someone left a

towel covered in fishies!

It's like buried treasure!

[yelps]

[crashing]

[GRAY]

Sniff, sniff. Man.

[ZOMBIES growling]

[LUCY screams]

Nice 'survival instincts', pal!

Sorry, I couldn't help it!

[NATSU] The city's a lost

cause at this point.

[HAPPY] You coulda picked

a path that didn't

smell like an outhouse.

[LUCY]

What next?

Should we find a deserted island

or something to live on?

[NATSU]

Listen! Do you smell something?

[HAPPY]

Gee. I wonder.

Quit being a pest!

--[banging]

--[LUCY, NATSU, HAPPY gasp]

[HAPPY, LUCY]

Natsu!

[NATSU whispers]

Get back!

[GAJEEL]

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

So, this is where

you've been hiding! Man!

Even sewage can't

fool my iron nostrils!

[NATSU]

Ichiya... Gajeel?

Or is it a Gajeel-Ichiya?

Does that really matter?

Man.

[LUCY]

Not Lily, too!

Double time it!

We can't fight'em without

getting close enough to turn!

[LUCY]

Right!

[gasps]

Salamander! Sniff, sniff.

It's no use running.

[HAPPY] I guess they're

just as slow and clumsy

as the rest of 'em are!

All right! This way!

[LUCY]

I can't run in this thing!

[GAJEEL]

Man. Salamander.

[PANTHERLILY]

Happy. Man.

Is it me, or do they

not notice Lucy at all?

Huh?

The outfit's protecting you!

Hey. I just got a great idea!

Uh...

[GAJEEL, PANTHERLILY]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...

[whimpering]

[GAJEEL, PANTHERLILY]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...

[GAJEEL]

Salamander. Man.

[PANTHERLILY]

Happy. Man.

[NATSU]

Are they gone?

[HAPPY]

Natsu, I can't breathe!

Hey, stop talking! Your

breathing is tickling my back!

Don't move either! Stop it!

[LUCY screams]

[ROMEO panting]

[ROMEO]

Crap.

[WENDY]

Romer-- I mean, Romeo!

Wendy, you're safe!

[WENDY]

Are you all right?

Yeah. But it's too

late for my old man.

And Wakaba, of course.

[MACAO, WAKABA]

Man.

[LAKI]

Sniff, sniff.

What if they're stuck

like that forever?

Control your

imagination, child!

[ROMEO] Actually. It's just

a hunch but I think

I might have figured

out their weakness.

[WENDY]

Huh?

[CARLA]

Really?

Yeah. But I wanna

test something first.

Let's get moving!

[WENDY]

All right!

[gasps]

[DROY]

There's no escape.

[LEVY]

Man.

[JET]

Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

[ROMEO]

Not this way!

Or behind us! We're trapped!

[ZOMBIES moaning]

Sniff, sniff. Man...

Crap!

I'd say use magic,

but they're all victims

of this as well, so...

[WENDY]

We can't hurt innocent people.

Wendy, you and Carla should fly

while you have the chance!

But we can't leave

you here! You'll be turned!

Forget about me, all right?

And don't look back once

you're in the air!

You have to find Natsu!

No, I can't. I won't!

[CARLA]

You don't have a choice, child!

I'm sorry. Truly!

[WENDY]

Romeo!

We're all counting

on you, Wendy!

Please! Find Natsu!

Romeo!

[CARLA]

Don't look, Wendy!

Man.

--[WENDY sobs]

--I'm sorry, but you'll have

to save your tears

for later. If we fail,

his sacrifice will mean nothing.

I refuse to let that happen!

[WENDY]

Yeah.

Some "great idea" that was!

Next time, keep me out of it!

I lost my best hope for

survival thanks to you!

We did you a favor tearin' up

that sweat factory.

[HAPPY]

Aye.

The sooner we get to the

outskirts of the city,

the better off we'll be.

[scraping]

You guys hear that?

Yeah.

I guess the sewer

covered up their scent.

[LUCY]

Big Lily!

[NATSU]

I see that!

I told you hiding was

pointless, Salamander.

Lucy is with them.

I could sniff that

parfum all day.

[HAPPY]

Natsu, there's more coming!

[NATSU]

We're in trouble!

[LUCY screams]

[NATSU]

We're really in trouble!

[HAPPY]

There's nowhere to run!

[LUCY]

And swimming's not an option.

Yah! Guess we'll just have

to bust our way through!

No way!

[NATSU]

Happy!

[HAPPY]

Aye, sir!

[NATSU]

Lucy! Climb on!

[LUCY]

Oh, all right.

Get nice and close, freak shows!

I'll give you something

worth a good sniffin!

Fire Dragon... Roar!

[NATSU, LUCY, HAPPY gasp]

It's, horrible! Magnolia

is filled with Ichiyas.

[LUCY]

Nightmare fuel.

I can't carry you

both at the same time!

Don't you dare drop us, cat!

You're... so... heavy!

[WENDY]

Natsu!

[CARLA]

Thank goodness we found you!

[NATSU]

Hey!

[LUCY] I was afraid we

were the only ones left!

Carla! I'm so glad

you're all right!

Why me?

Listen!

We ran into Romeo earlier,

and apparently he figured out

how to b*at the Ichiyas!

--[LUCY] For real?

--[HAPPY] So... heavy!

[CARLA] But they got him

before he could tell us.

[NATSU]

Oh, no.

Thing is.

He told us to find you before

he sacrificed himself!

Me?

[HAPPY]

Natsu. We're gonna fall.

Wonder why.

[HAPPY moans]

[HAPPY]

My arms are gonna tear off!

Yeah!

What's up?

[CARLA]

Did you think of something?

Lucy. I need

you to let me go.

Why?

No time to explain!

It's something crazy, right?

Duh!

[LUCY]

Don't make me regret this!

Hey, it's me

we're talkin' about!

[yells]

[NATSU grunting]

[CARLA] It's a good thing

the Ichiyas are too slow

to keep up with him.

Natsu might pull this off!

Heavy! I can't keep this up!

That joke's played

out. Hold on.

Is Natsu heading

where I think he is?

[HAPPY] You're right!

But why would he go there?

[ERZA]

Natsu! I've had it!

What's your deal?

You stink. Half the guild

is complaining about it.

I've been busy, and

bathing's such a hassle.

Aye!

Besides, it's okay not

to bathe for a few days.

Once a week gets it done.

I hope you weren't

planning on going

to Yajima's grand

opening like that.

We're supposed to draw customers

in, not drive them off.

Man!

[ZOMBIES moaning]

Man...

[ERZA]

Fine. I'll lend you this.

[NATSU]

What is it?

[ERZA]

A deodorizer lacrima.

It's not a bath substitute,

but it'll suffice.

So, am I supposed to eat it?

[NATSU yelps]

Whoa! Awesome!

This thing totally slayed my BO!

Don't hog it, bro!

I wanna try some, too!

Spray me next!

Like children.

I've never understood

how someone

with a nose that sensitive

could live with his own stench.

[ZOMBIES]

Man? Sniff, sniff.

[NATSU grunts]

[NATSU]

There it is! Uh-oh!

Man. You've got a pretty parfum.

[NATSU] I don't got time

to play with you right now!

[LAXUS]

Natsu!

Man!

Get a sniff of this!

[LAXUS]

Maaaaaaan!

Hey. What's goin' on?

[NATSU laughs]

[ZOMBIES moaning]

What the hell?

Why's everyone so ugly?

Heads up! Time for

your wake-up call!

[HAPPY, LUCY,

CARLA, WENDY laugh]

"Virus?" More like

the apocalypse.

Next time I see Ichiya,

he's dead meat.

I have a feeling you'll

have to get in line

for that, dear.

How did it start in the

first place? You know?

Apparently it was a

"pretty man" potion

Ichiya developed.

Man.

Wow.

I can't believe

that little troll

caused such a calamity.

Yeah, but, it could

have been worse.

The magic council

slapped that sucker

with a "forbidden magic" label,

and Ichiya is serving hard time.

Ma... Man!

Yeah, well, he got off easy.

I shudder to think

what the world

would look like if Natsu

hadn't found that lacrima.

Don't forget,

there are many scars

that will have to heal, as well.

Especially for those

unfortunate souls

who were turned into

mindless Ichiyas.

Doesn't that

include you, Erza?

Please, don't remind me.

I need therapy.

I need a hot bath

and a shower.

I didn't think

it was that bad.

We wouldn't be here

without you, Natsu.

Thanks!

Well, you know!

You don't need to be

a pretty man.

It's what's on the

inside that matters.

Geez, backhand much?

[LUCY giggles]

[NATSU]

All right! Time for that bath!

We're gonna need your

tub for a bit, Lucy.

[LUCY] Okay. Hold on,

why do you need my bathtub?!

Let's get this over with, Happy!

[HAPPY]

Aye.

[LUCY] You still haven't

answered my question!

Man.

[LUCY] After winning first place

in the Grand Magic Games,

Fairy Tail finally recovers

our former prosperity.

Job requests pour into the guild

from every corner of Fiore,

and the wizards enjoy

day after day of

lively activity.

But, one day, a certain

job flier arrives,

specifically asking

for Natsu and Gray.

What is this particular job

from a particular person

that's got the guild

in a frenzy?

Next time:

"Morning of a New Adventure"!

Get ready for the next

exciting chapter!
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