After years of
tireless research,
I've created the
ultimate parfum.
Man.
[NARRATOR] It began in this
small corner of Magnolia.
Soon, all of Fiore would
be gripped with terror.
[JET] I can't wait
to see Levy's outfit.
[DROY, JET]
Huh?
[MAN A]
Sniff, sniff.
Sniff, sniff...
What's so interesting
about a storm drain?
[DROY]
Beats me.
Are you okay, sir?
[DROY] Did you lose
some food down there?
Man.
Isn't that guy
from Blue Pegasus?
What brings you to
Magnolia, Mr. Ichiya?
[MAN A]
Sniff, sniff.
[DROY, JET]
Uh...?
[JET]
What's wrong with you?
[DROY] Since when was Ichiya
this tall and lanky?
[MAN A]
Sniff, sniff.
[JET]
I'm creeped out here.
Hey! Back off!
[JET, DROY scream]
[ICHIYA]
Man.
[CROWD]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...
[CROWD chattering, giggling]
[LUCY groans] How did I let
myself get dragged into this?
[ERZA] I don't see what
you're complaining about.
[LUCY]
Uh?
Eight Island's grand
opening will bring in
a great deal of cash. Right?
I know how to bring
in the customers!
[groans]
Is there a reason the rest
of you aren't bussing tables?
[WENDY]
Sorry, we're on break!
[JUVIA] And the two of you
are having so much fun.
By the way, Erza.
Have you seen this yet?
The new Sorcerer Weekly?
[JUVIA]
Check it out.
Top Ten Pretty Man
Wizard Ranking.
Huh. I didn't realize
that was a thing.
There! See?
My beloved Gray made it
onto the list! So dreamy!
[ERZA] What? But, I thought
the term "pretty man"
only applied to
people like Ichiya.
[WENDY, JUVIA gasp]
Well, he's always
calling himself that!
I mean, he practically preaches
it to every corner of Fiore.
Calling yourself a pretty man
doesn't make it true.
See?
When you compare my darling
and the others to Mr. Ichiya,
the difference is as clear
as night and day!
[ERZA] So they're
different. Interesting.
Sometimes I wonder
how she manages
to make it through the day.
It defies logic.
Have any of you
seen Jet or Droy?
They said they'd be here.
You'd think those two
would have been
first in line just to get a peek
at you in a waitress uniform.
[WENDY]
Oh, speak of the devil!
Come sit wherever
you like, guys!
[DROY]
Levy...
[JET]
Levy...
Hey! What took you so long?
[ERZA, LUCY gasp]
[CARLA, WENDY, JUVIA gasp]
[JET, DROY]
Man!
[HAPPY]
Fairy Tail of the Dead...
[ICHIYA, HAPPY]
...Men!
[JET, DROY]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[ALL scream]
What happened? Why do
they have Ichiya's face?
I think my mind just threw up.
[JET, DROY]
Levy...
[CARLA]
Stay strong, child! We need you!
I don't like this! Stay away!
Noo! Stop smelling me!
Levy!
Lucy, don't!
I get the feeling we
should keep our distance!
[LUCY]
Levy!
[LEVY]
What's wrong. Lucy?
Man.
[screams]
[LEVY, JET, DROY]
Sniff, sniff...
If they get close enough to
sniff you, it's game over.
We need to get out of here, now!
Curse you, Ichiyas!
Mark my words,
you will be punished!
[LEVY, JET, DROY]
Man... Man...
Hurry back to the guild hall!
I'll make sure these
three are dealt with.
You better be right behind us!
[JUVIA] Don't let them
sniff you, or you'll be
chasing parfums as well.
[ERZA]
I'll be fine.
These Ichiyas are
clumsy and slow.
They'll never keep up with me!
[yells]
[LEVY, JET, DROY]
Man!
I should find Mr. Yajima.
--[ICHIYA] Man...
--[YAJIMA] Sniff, sniff.
Oh, no!
[CROWD screaming]
[MAN E]
No! My handsome face!
[MAN F]
Someone help me!
No! Get back!
I don't wanna be a...
[ICHIYA]
Man!
What do we do?
The town is filled
with Mr. Ichiyas.
This is the end
of the world, isn't it?
[CARLA]
Hey! Where's Lucy?
[WENDY]
Did she get separated from us?
[JUVIA] She was dressed
in a constricting outfit.
[groaning]
[GRAY]
Hey! You guys all right?
[WENDY]
Gray!
[JUVIA]
Oh!
The true pretty man has
come to rescue his beloved!
The entire town is
filled with Ichiyas.
Thought I was havin'
a nightmare at first.
How are things at the guild?
[GRAY]
Bad. Real bad.
[ZOMBIES moaning]
Man... Sniff, sniff...
[CARLA] There's no way we could
handle everyone at the guild.
[GRAY]
Especially Laxus.
Even as an Ichiya,
he's unstoppable.
[WENDY] I guess his
strength didn't change.
Man. Sniff, sniff.
[GRAY] Are you the only
ones that got away?
[CARLA]
Erza and Lucy may have. But...
[WENDY]
We got separated from them.
Oh, darling. I'm so scared.
Don't worry.
[whimpers]
It's gonna be all right.
[WENDY, CARLA scream]
Especially once
I've sniffed you.
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
Your parfum is amazing! Man.
[WENDY, CARLA, JUVIA scream]
[LUCY panting]
This sucks. What now?
[ASCA]
Yeehaw!
[ASCA]
Wait up, butterfly!
[BISCA] That was our first
long trip in a while!
[ALZACK]
Good times.
[LUCY]
Wow, they're okay.
They look totally
normal, literally.
But first, I need some lovin'.
I was thinkin' the same thing.
[gasps]
Man.
[BISCA]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[ASCA]
Man!
[LUCY whimpers]
[LUCY]
I've d*ed and gone to hell.
We're doomed. It's over!
Everyone I know and love
is gonna turn into
a parfum sniffing troll.
[ZOMBIES moaning]
[whimpering]
--[footsteps scuffing]
--[gasps]
--[footsteps scuffing]
--[whimpers]
--[footsteps scuffing]
--[heartbeat thumping]
[VOICE]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[LUCY]
One's coming this way!
[VOICE]
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
[LUCY]
This is it. The end.
Every man, woman,
and child in Magnolia
will be turned into
a wandering Ichiya.
And if the infection is
moving this quickly,
it's only a matter of time
before all of Fiore is turned.
There won't be
anywhere left to run!
It'll infect all
the other guilds.
[ICHIYA]
Man...
[LUCY]
The Magic Council.
[ICHIYA]
Man...
[LUCY]
Even the capital!
[ICHIYA]
Man...
[LUCY]
That means, my beloved home...
...is ground zero
of the apocalypse!
--[LUCY whimpers]
--[VOICE] Sniff, sniff, sniff.
[LUCY gasps]
See? I told you my sniffer
had caught Lucy's scent!
And she's not an Ichiya!
[LUCY sighs]
[NATSU, HAPPY]
Huh?
Oh! I'm glad to see you!
--[ICHIYA] Man.
--[screaming]
--[ICHIYA] Man.
--[screaming]
[NATSU] I see. It got
Levy and the others?
[LEVY, JET, DROY] Sniff, sniff.
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[HAPPY] I hope Carla
and Wendy are still okay.
[MAN H]
Man. Man.
[YAJIMA]
Man.
[HAPPY]
Look!
[LUCY]
Oh, no! Not Mr. Yajima, too!
[NATSU]
Have you seen Erza anywhere?
[LUCY] She stayed behind
to protect Mr. Yajima
when Levy and the
others att*cked us,
so I haven't seen her.
It might be too late.
[ERZA]
Man...
[NATSU, HAPPY yelp]
If she decides
to come after us,
there isn't anything we can do!
We should be safe
if we stay in here.
Anyone else hungry?
Yeah, too bad we didn't
pick a hiding place
with food in it.
If only we knew what was
causing this to happen.
We didn't see all that much,
but I think you become infected
when an Ichiya-fied
person gets close enough
to sniff your parfum.
Like some sort of Ichiya-virus?
I looked for everyone by
following their scents,
but by the time we found
'em, it was too late.
I bet the Ichiyas are following
their schnozzes, too.
That crazy get-up
made it pretty hard
to smell you, though.
You're lucky you had it.
I'll have to thank Yajima
for this crazy thing.
How'd you goofballs
manage to avoid
turning into troll heads?
[NATSU]
Dunno.
Survival instincts.
Hey, cat! What are
you doing up there?
Look! Someone left a
towel covered in fishies!
It's like buried treasure!
[yelps]
[crashing]
[GRAY]
Sniff, sniff. Man.
[ZOMBIES growling]
[LUCY screams]
Nice 'survival instincts', pal!
Sorry, I couldn't help it!
[NATSU] The city's a lost
cause at this point.
[HAPPY] You coulda picked
a path that didn't
smell like an outhouse.
[LUCY]
What next?
Should we find a deserted island
or something to live on?
[NATSU]
Listen! Do you smell something?
[HAPPY]
Gee. I wonder.
Quit being a pest!
--[banging]
--[LUCY, NATSU, HAPPY gasp]
[HAPPY, LUCY]
Natsu!
[NATSU whispers]
Get back!
[GAJEEL]
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
So, this is where
you've been hiding! Man!
Even sewage can't
fool my iron nostrils!
[NATSU]
Ichiya... Gajeel?
Or is it a Gajeel-Ichiya?
Does that really matter?
Man.
[LUCY]
Not Lily, too!
Double time it!
We can't fight'em without
getting close enough to turn!
[LUCY]
Right!
[gasps]
Salamander! Sniff, sniff.
It's no use running.
[HAPPY] I guess they're
just as slow and clumsy
as the rest of 'em are!
All right! This way!
[LUCY]
I can't run in this thing!
[GAJEEL]
Man. Salamander.
[PANTHERLILY]
Happy. Man.
Is it me, or do they
not notice Lucy at all?
Huh?
The outfit's protecting you!
Hey. I just got a great idea!
Uh...
[GAJEEL, PANTHERLILY]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...
[whimpering]
[GAJEEL, PANTHERLILY]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff...
[GAJEEL]
Salamander. Man.
[PANTHERLILY]
Happy. Man.
[NATSU]
Are they gone?
[HAPPY]
Natsu, I can't breathe!
Hey, stop talking! Your
breathing is tickling my back!
Don't move either! Stop it!
[LUCY screams]
[ROMEO panting]
[ROMEO]
Crap.
[WENDY]
Romer-- I mean, Romeo!
Wendy, you're safe!
[WENDY]
Are you all right?
Yeah. But it's too
late for my old man.
And Wakaba, of course.
[MACAO, WAKABA]
Man.
[LAKI]
Sniff, sniff.
What if they're stuck
like that forever?
Control your
imagination, child!
[ROMEO] Actually. It's just
a hunch but I think
I might have figured
out their weakness.
[WENDY]
Huh?
[CARLA]
Really?
Yeah. But I wanna
test something first.
Let's get moving!
[WENDY]
All right!
[gasps]
[DROY]
There's no escape.
[LEVY]
Man.
[JET]
Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.
[ROMEO]
Not this way!
Or behind us! We're trapped!
[ZOMBIES moaning]
Sniff, sniff. Man...
Crap!
I'd say use magic,
but they're all victims
of this as well, so...
[WENDY]
We can't hurt innocent people.
Wendy, you and Carla should fly
while you have the chance!
But we can't leave
you here! You'll be turned!
Forget about me, all right?
And don't look back once
you're in the air!
You have to find Natsu!
No, I can't. I won't!
[CARLA]
You don't have a choice, child!
I'm sorry. Truly!
[WENDY]
Romeo!
We're all counting
on you, Wendy!
Please! Find Natsu!
Romeo!
[CARLA]
Don't look, Wendy!
Man.
--[WENDY sobs]
--I'm sorry, but you'll have
to save your tears
for later. If we fail,
his sacrifice will mean nothing.
I refuse to let that happen!
[WENDY]
Yeah.
Some "great idea" that was!
Next time, keep me out of it!
I lost my best hope for
survival thanks to you!
We did you a favor tearin' up
that sweat factory.
[HAPPY]
Aye.
The sooner we get to the
outskirts of the city,
the better off we'll be.
[scraping]
You guys hear that?
Yeah.
I guess the sewer
covered up their scent.
[LUCY]
Big Lily!
[NATSU]
I see that!
I told you hiding was
pointless, Salamander.
Lucy is with them.
I could sniff that
parfum all day.
[HAPPY]
Natsu, there's more coming!
[NATSU]
We're in trouble!
[LUCY screams]
[NATSU]
We're really in trouble!
[HAPPY]
There's nowhere to run!
[LUCY]
And swimming's not an option.
Yah! Guess we'll just have
to bust our way through!
No way!
[NATSU]
Happy!
[HAPPY]
Aye, sir!
[NATSU]
Lucy! Climb on!
[LUCY]
Oh, all right.
Get nice and close, freak shows!
I'll give you something
worth a good sniffin!
Fire Dragon... Roar!
[NATSU, LUCY, HAPPY gasp]
It's, horrible! Magnolia
is filled with Ichiyas.
[LUCY]
Nightmare fuel.
I can't carry you
both at the same time!
Don't you dare drop us, cat!
You're... so... heavy!
[WENDY]
Natsu!
[CARLA]
Thank goodness we found you!
[NATSU]
Hey!
[LUCY] I was afraid we
were the only ones left!
Carla! I'm so glad
you're all right!
Why me?
Listen!
We ran into Romeo earlier,
and apparently he figured out
how to b*at the Ichiyas!
--[LUCY] For real?
--[HAPPY] So... heavy!
[CARLA] But they got him
before he could tell us.
[NATSU]
Oh, no.
Thing is.
He told us to find you before
he sacrificed himself!
Me?
[HAPPY]
Natsu. We're gonna fall.
Wonder why.
[HAPPY moans]
[HAPPY]
My arms are gonna tear off!
Yeah!
What's up?
[CARLA]
Did you think of something?
Lucy. I need
you to let me go.
Why?
No time to explain!
It's something crazy, right?
Duh!
[LUCY]
Don't make me regret this!
Hey, it's me
we're talkin' about!
[yells]
[NATSU grunting]
[CARLA] It's a good thing
the Ichiyas are too slow
to keep up with him.
Natsu might pull this off!
Heavy! I can't keep this up!
That joke's played
out. Hold on.
Is Natsu heading
where I think he is?
[HAPPY] You're right!
But why would he go there?
[ERZA]
Natsu! I've had it!
What's your deal?
You stink. Half the guild
is complaining about it.
I've been busy, and
bathing's such a hassle.
Aye!
Besides, it's okay not
to bathe for a few days.
Once a week gets it done.
I hope you weren't
planning on going
to Yajima's grand
opening like that.
We're supposed to draw customers
in, not drive them off.
Man!
[ZOMBIES moaning]
Man...
[ERZA]
Fine. I'll lend you this.
[NATSU]
What is it?
[ERZA]
A deodorizer lacrima.
It's not a bath substitute,
but it'll suffice.
So, am I supposed to eat it?
[NATSU yelps]
Whoa! Awesome!
This thing totally slayed my BO!
Don't hog it, bro!
I wanna try some, too!
Spray me next!
Like children.
I've never understood
how someone
with a nose that sensitive
could live with his own stench.
[ZOMBIES]
Man? Sniff, sniff.
[NATSU grunts]
[NATSU]
There it is! Uh-oh!
Man. You've got a pretty parfum.
[NATSU] I don't got time
to play with you right now!
[LAXUS]
Natsu!
Man!
Get a sniff of this!
[LAXUS]
Maaaaaaan!
Hey. What's goin' on?
[NATSU laughs]
[ZOMBIES moaning]
What the hell?
Why's everyone so ugly?
Heads up! Time for
your wake-up call!
[HAPPY, LUCY,
CARLA, WENDY laugh]
"Virus?" More like
the apocalypse.
Next time I see Ichiya,
he's dead meat.
I have a feeling you'll
have to get in line
for that, dear.
How did it start in the
first place? You know?
Apparently it was a
"pretty man" potion
Ichiya developed.
Man.
Wow.
I can't believe
that little troll
caused such a calamity.
Yeah, but, it could
have been worse.
The magic council
slapped that sucker
with a "forbidden magic" label,
and Ichiya is serving hard time.
Ma... Man!
Yeah, well, he got off easy.
I shudder to think
what the world
would look like if Natsu
hadn't found that lacrima.
Don't forget,
there are many scars
that will have to heal, as well.
Especially for those
unfortunate souls
who were turned into
mindless Ichiyas.
Doesn't that
include you, Erza?
Please, don't remind me.
I need therapy.
I need a hot bath
and a shower.
I didn't think
it was that bad.
We wouldn't be here
without you, Natsu.
Thanks!
Well, you know!
You don't need to be
a pretty man.
It's what's on the
inside that matters.
Geez, backhand much?
[LUCY giggles]
[NATSU]
All right! Time for that bath!
We're gonna need your
tub for a bit, Lucy.
[LUCY] Okay. Hold on,
why do you need my bathtub?!
Let's get this over with, Happy!
[HAPPY]
Aye.
[LUCY] You still haven't
answered my question!
Man.
[LUCY] After winning first place
in the Grand Magic Games,
Fairy Tail finally recovers
our former prosperity.
Job requests pour into the guild
from every corner of Fiore,
and the wizards enjoy
day after day of
lively activity.
But, one day, a certain
job flier arrives,
specifically asking
for Natsu and Gray.
What is this particular job
from a particular person
that's got the guild
in a frenzy?
Next time:
"Morning of a New Adventure"!
Get ready for the next
exciting chapter!
07x226 - Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeeeeeeen
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Lucy runs away from home to become a magician in the magical land of Fairy Tail; on her way there she meets all sorts of curious companions like a dragon and a flying blue cat.
Lucy runs away from home to become a magician in the magical land of Fairy Tail; on her way there she meets all sorts of curious companions like a dragon and a flying blue cat.