01x08 - Dirty Laundry

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Electric Company". Aired: January 19, 2009, to August 27, 2012.*
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A comedy series that teaches basic phonetic and grammar concepts using live-action sketches, cartoons, songs, and Spider-Man episodes now known as Sesame Workshop.
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01x08 - Dirty Laundry

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- One thousand,

One thousand.

Come on, come on.

.

- And now my plan begins.

On your way, my minion.

- Yes, master.

- One thousand.

- Todd, what's up?

- I'm waiting for a meteorite.

- A meteorite?

- Yes.

- You're waiting for a rock

To fall from outer space.

- Yes.

- Todd, todd, todd,

Let me explain

Something to you

About meteorites.

- Ah.

- These rocks float around

In outer space

For billions of years.

Nobody can predict when

One will fall to earth

Or where it will land.

There's no way to

Guess ahead of time.

You could wait a million

Years before a meteorite falls

In this exact spot.

- Uh, could you step

Back for a second?

- Um, sure.

- Thank you.

-

- A meteorite!

That is the most astonishing

Thing I have ever seen.

- Yeah. That's pretty amazing.

How did you predict

That was gonna happen?

- It is not all

That astonishing.

I am from the planet skelecki.

I can predict when

Meteorites are going to fall.

- Fair enough.

So what are you

Gonna do with it?

- Well, this meteorite

Is made from

Really strong skeleckian

Space metal.

We use it to make our most

Powerful skeleckian machinery.

- Your spaceships?

- No. Bestandenfingals.

- Bestennenfingals?

- Bestandenfingals,

Skeleckian

For washing machines.

We have very powerful

Washing machines.

- Huh.

- We like clean socks.

- Who doesn't?

- Hey, down here.

- Oh, hey.

- Check it out. It's

A little robot.

- Are you lost, little guy?

- Looks like it has a message.

"Sherew eht kocr?"

I do not speak robot.

- It's not a robot language.

It's just mixed up.

See, uh, the first and

Last letter of every word

Are swapped.

It really says...

"Where's the rock?"

- Where's the rock?!

- Hey, you guuuys!

-

Oh, oh, oh, come on, yeah!

Feel the power!

Feel the power!

Feel the power!

Yo! And plug it in!

It's electric

Electric company!

Electric company!

Electric company!

Electric company!

-

Yo, yo, yo, yo!

The power we perfected

Is electrically connected

So use it as directed

And expect to be respected

-

Just turn it on

And you will see

That you belong

In the company!

Feel the power!

- Oh, feel the power!

- Feel the power!

- Yo! And plug it in!

-

Plug it in, everybody!

-

Electric company!

Electric company!

Electric company!

-

Electric company!

- My family is counting on

Me to get that meteorite.

We cannot power our new

Washing machine without it,

And sockfest starts tonight.

- Sockfest?

- My favorite skeleckian

Celebration.

My family cannot go to

Sockfest with dirty socks.

Think of the shame.

- You can use my

Washing machine.

- Thank you, but if skeleckian

Sweat touches soap and water,

It makes a smell worse

Than , rotten eggs.

Yeah. Learned that

One the hard way.

- If we want to get back that

Meteorite, we have to figure

Out who sent that little,

Mean robot.

- I'll never tell,

I'll never tell.

- Ohh!

- Drat! You guys are good.

- Why would manny spamboni

Need a meteorite?

All he cares about are

His gadgets and gizmos.

- Yeah. He lives for

Those crazy inventions.

- The kind of inventions

That use electricity?

Oh, dear.

- What? - What? - Skeleckian

Meteorites

Are really good

At conducting electricity.

- You mean, like how a cord

Conducts electricity from

An electrical outlet

Into a television?

- Yes, but a television

Cord can only

Conduct a small amount

Of electricity.

A skeleckian meteorite can

Conduct as much electricity

As a lightning bolt.

- Lightning?

- Enough electricity

To power a lot of tvs.

Only a very powerful

Gadget would need that kind

Of electricity.

- Hey. Does anyone notice

Anything strange about that

Lemonade fountain?

- Are you thinking about

Lemonade at a time like this?

- No. Kind of.

Just look.

- That's weird.

"Lemonade ountain."

Fountain's missing its "f".

I'll take care of that.

What happened to my "f"?

- I don't know.

That was weird.

Try another letter.

- "M"for mountain?

- Well, the "m"worked,

But I'm not

Quite sure what a

Lemonade mountain is.

- Hey, guys. Look at

The lost and found box.

- "Lost and ound"?

There aren't any fs anywhere.

This is astonishing.

- That's it. Manny must be

Using the meteorite to conduct

Enough electricity to

Power some sort of

Letter-stealing gadget.

- Ohh. I'll never have

Clean socks again.

- Don't worry

About it, todd.

We'll get back that meteorite.

- We'll take care

Of manny spamboni.

- But how will we find him?

- What, do I have

Food in my teeth?

- You tell your family that

You'll all have clean socks

In time for sockfest.

- Ow.

- It goes

-

Ou, ou, ou

-

What?

-

Ou, ou, ou

It goes ou

Ok, it goes ou

Announce it

With your mouth

It makes the

World go round

- Ou, ou,

Ou

- What?

It goes

-

Ou, ou, ou

- It goes

-

Ou, ou, ou

-

What?

It goes

-

Ou

- It goes

-

Ou, ou, ou

- What?

-

Ou, ou, ou

- It goes

-

Ou, ou, ou

-

What?

It goes

-

Ou

- O-u?

- It's ou, as in go around.

- Go around? I'll try.

Bad idea.

Now we're stuck in mud.

- Watch out.

- Watch out for what?

- That cloud.

- I can't see.

- Uh-oh. Big mouth.

- Big mouth?

It is a big mouth.

- Stop talking and

Just go around.

- Ok. Ahh, ahh, ahh.

- I'm proud of you.

- Thank you, bob.

-

-

- Gr.

- Ound.

- Fff.

- Ound.

- Bbb.

- Ounce.

- Ah.

- Round.

- Mmm.

- Outh.

I am mouth.

- Now you're scaring me.

- Pbbb chh!

- So what's happened so far?

-

- Whhho pchh.

- Look. The meteorite!

- Yoink!

- The meteorite is gone.

Hey, you guys!

- On my planet, meteorites

Conduct electricity.

- So what do you need

This electricity for?

- To power my skeleckian

Washing machine

And wash my socks.

- We use electricity to

Give power to our

Machines, too.

- Yes. Electricity is what

You need to turn on a lamp.

- Or make toast.

- I predict toast will pop up.

Bing.

- Wait, everyone.

"Lemonade ountain"?

Where are the fs?

-

Duh duh

- No fs! That's awful!

- I predict that manny

Spamboni has something

To do with this.

- Follow that robot!

-

- Come to papi.

That's right. My wittle,

Wittle baby, come on, come on.

Ahh.

-

- What have they done to you?

- It's a trap.

- Where's the

Meteorite, manny?

- Meteorite?

You mean, this meteorite?

- We know you're using that

Meteorite for some

Letter-stealing gadget.

- Letter-stealing gadget?

Ha ha ha!

You don't know the half of it.

- Is that a--

- A word ball!

Yes, lisa, it is.

This meteorite has given me

Enough power to create word

Balls just like you, but

If you thought that was

Astonishing, watch this.

Manny is the champ because

With this meteorite I can now

Conduct enough electricity

To power my invention.

- What invention?

- My invention that can

Delete any letter I choose.

Hmm. Maybe I'll

Delete one right now.

- Ok. Take it easy, manny.

Don't do anything crazy.

- Which letter will you miss

The most--"l"for lisa

Or "a"for your perfect

Straight "a"report cards?

- Report cards?

We got our report

Cards yesterday.

- Um, i, uh--i was

Just using report

Cards as an example.

I certainly wasn't using it

As a clue for my reasons--

- You got an "f"on

Your report card.

- Drat!

- That's why you

Stole all the fs.

- All right. I--i

Failed wood shop.

- Wood shop?

You got an "f"in wood shop?

- Ohh!

Spamboni!

- Never mind why I got

A "f"in wood shop!

And just for that, ector,

I'm taking all

Of the hs, too.

- "Air salon"?

- "Pet sop"?

- "Ot amburgers"?

- Ha ha ha!

Looks like I've finally

Found a way to b*at

The electric company.

Mwa ha ha ha!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Aah ha ha ha!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Aah ha ha ha!

- Second grade, I took a test.

The next day, mrs. Cornbinder

Hands back my test, and do you

Know what was on it?

The word "jymnasium"and

A big red "x,"

And so I said, "mrs.

Cornbinder, what is wrong

With this word?"

And do you know what she said?

She said, "oh, well, danny,

Jymnasium's not

"Spelled with j.

It's spelled with g."

I said, "ha ha! A g?

But a g makes a ggg sound like

In good or big or alligator.

This word should

Be gggymnasium."

And do you know what she said?

She said, "well, sometimes,

Danny, g can make a jjj sound,

Usually when it comes before

An e or an I or a y in words

Like page or

Ginger or energy."

I actually kind of

Liked mrs. Cornbinder.

-

When you see

A "g"in a word

Before "e,""y,"or "i"

You make a

Sound like a "j"

And that's a soft "g"

Like page

Gym, or giant

Oh, that's a soft "g"

That's a soft "g"

That's a soft "g"

That's a soft "g"

And when you see

A "g"in a word

Before "e,""y,"or "i"

You make a

Sound like a "j"

And that's a soft "g"

Oh, that's a soft "g"

- Gachoo!

You have a precious

Gem to give me?

You think I'm a genius!

- Next time, warn somebody

When you're going to sneeze.

- Gachoo!

-

-

Get down

Get up and go

Because guess

Who's in town

It's me, the hard "g"

I'm no slouch

But everyone agrees

I am a grumpy grouch

Afraid of no vowel

I grit my teeth, I scowl

You better be afraid of

My gargantuan growl

-

Gee, somebody

Needs to breathe

Gentlemen, there's

No need to be mean

It's me, my name

Is soft "g"

And I generously

Rock the mic gently

I'm not giant bully

I am gentler than him

But don't test me

Because I've been

To the gymnasi-em

Oops, I mean, gymansi-um

-

Get out of our face

Or we'll chew

You like gum

-

But when we

Work together

As in garbage or gauge

-

You better be on guard

When we take the stage

-

Together it's magic

-

I guess I agree

-

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

-

Pick up a letter

And let it slide

Pick up another one

And drop it on the side

That's the way you do

The slide and drop

Slide and drop

Slide and drop,

Do the slide and drop

-

Pick up a letter

And let it slide

Pick up another one

And drop it inside

That's the way you do

The slide and drop

Hey, slide and drop

Hey, slide and drop,

Do the slide and drop

-

Chillin' with

Your friends

Play a little ball

Shopping with your folks

Over at the mall

-

Hey, slide and drop,

Slide and drop

Slide and drop,

Slide and drop

Slide the two ls

Now you're on the path

Drop a t-h,

You get bath or math

Hey, slide and drop,

Slide and drop

Everybody can slide and drop

-

It's really easy

To try out

You pick the word,

Now you see how

-

You can slide and drop

Slide and drop,

Slide and drop

It makes the world

Turn around

Way up in the sky

Look up at the stars

Slide the s and t,

Drop a c, that's car

Hey, slide and drop,

Slide and drop

Slide and drop,

Slide and drop

-

Now you're on the ride

Words everywhere

And it don't stop,

Yup, even in your chair

You can slide and drop,

Slide and drop

Slide and drop

-

Aw, pick up a letter

And let it slide

Pick up another one

And drop it inside

That's the way you do

The slide and drop

Hey, slide and drop

Hey, slide and drop

Do the slide and drop

- All right, manny.

You know, if you're so

Confident that you're

Better than us,

Then give us a chance to win

Back the meteorite.

- Ho ho ho!

You want a challenge?

All right. I'll give you

A sentence with a certain

Sound missing.

If at the end of seconds

You can figure out what that

Sound is, I'll give you back

Your friend's meteorite.

- And all the

Letters you stole?

- And all the letters

I stole, too.

- And if we can't?

- And if you can't, then I

Get to keep the meteorite,

And every time hector and

Keith want to use the letter

"H"to spell their names,

They have to smell

My dirty gym socks.

- Ugh!

- I've been keeping these bad

Boys under my bed with some

Bana peels, my sister's

Dirty diaper, and a block

Of moldy cheese.

Do you accept the

Challenge or not?

- We accept.

- All right. The sentence

Is "enjoy smell my

Socks and cry."

I predict the electric

Company won't do so well.

- Ha ha ha ha!

-

Mwa ha ha ha ha

-

Mwa ha ha ha ha

-

Mwa ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

I'll tell you what,

I'm splitting a gut

I am a genius, and

It's thrilling me

- Thrilling

Me - I'm

One of a kind

I'm a mastermind

Of supervillainy

- Villainy -

I'm so

Sly and tricky

It's causing me delight

-

His fingers are so sticky

That they stole

A meteorite

Ha ha ha

-

You won't get it back

Unless you guess my game

And if you fail to foil

My little program

You must smell my socks

And I do predict

It will make you sick

On account of

All the toe jam

Can you defeat

The master plan

Of spamboni man?

-

I don't think so

-

Can you defeat

The master plan

Of spamboni man?

-

I don't think so

- Ha ha ha!

Aah ha ha ha!

- Ha ha ha ha!

- Jessica, put up

Those words again.

- Well, it could use

Some punctuation,

But manny said it

Was missing a sound.

- What did you say?

- It was missing a sound.

- That's it! "Missing."

The words make sense, but the

Sentence doesn't because

He took "ing."

We got it!

The sentence is "enjoy

Smelling my socks and crying."

- Drat!

- You may have won this round,

Electric company,

But I will be back.

Mark my words, I will be back.

- Um, manny, you

Forgot to give back

The meteorite and the

Letters you stole.

- Oh. You, uh,

Noticed that, did you?

Ok.

- We'll get them

Next time, manny.

- Well, we got the

Meteorite back.

- Yeah, but there's

One thing left to do.

- Uh, what's that?

- Wash some socks in

The bestandenfingal.

-

"G,"it's a

Wonderful sound

It's a wonderful letter

It allows me to

Get some gum

When you're gone

Visiting the goblin

Down the street

-

Ohh, "g"

-

I love my bug

That I captured in a mug

Right next to that

Wonderful jug

Ooh, yeah, I'm feeling

So ggg-entle

No, wait, that's not

The way you say it

I believe it's jjj-entle

Yeah, oh, like

Gentle sounds

Like a huge gem

A giraffe

Giant energy

And your favorite

Dance in your gym

Oh, I love the soft "g"

-

Jjj

- Or the hard

"G"

- Ggg

-

It's all "g"to me

- This is how I feel when I

Am really sleepy but I have

To get up anyway.

It starts with "gr,"and

Then we have an "o."

Normally, the "o"makes the

"Ah"sound, but when "o"is

Next to "u,"it usually

Makes the "ou"sound.

So we've got grou-ch,

Grouch-eee, grouchy, grouchy.

Yeah. That's how I feel,

Just grouchy.

- Hey. I'm mark ecko.

I'm an artist.

I've always had a

Ton of energy.

As a kid, I couldn't

Even sit still.

I drew and painted on

Everything, and I still do.

It's like a ball bouncing

Around inside of me from my

Head to my toes, and the

Only way to get it out

Is to get it out.

It's the spark

That makes me go.

Where do you put your energy?

- I'm special

Agent jack bowser.

Oh, this is just

Grape--i mean, great.

This place is about to

Explode, but I can't cr*ck

The code to get out.

Help me read this.

Whoo-hoo!

- And so then I won the

Grand prize at the sockfest.

My family has never

Been so proud of me.

- That's great, todd.

- Would you like

To smell my feet?

- Uh...

- Uh...

- It's all right.

- No, no. It is how

We say thank you

On skelecki.

- Uh...

- Ok, ok.

- Oh, yeah.

- Throw them bad boys on up.

- Yes?

- You know what?

That really does smell good.

- Ahh. Like fresh

Chocolate chip cookies.

- I told you it a

Good bestandenfingal.

- No kidding.

From now on, I am washing

My socks at your house.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ahh.

- Ohh!

- Come on, man.

Take that off the table.

- This is how I say thanks.

- Oh, gross!

- Come on. Look at those

Le--look at those calves.

- Eww!

- Put it down!

Put it down!

- What are doing?

Go online now to pbskidsgo.org

And play some

"Electric company"games.

You can win points for all of

Your favorite people or your

Most favorite person,

Me, manny spamboni.

Now go because

The next time I see you,

I better have more points.

-

- Yeah!

-

The time is now,

The day is here

That rhythm

That you're feelin',

The music in your ear

The charge

Is electric

And all you got to do

Is plug it in

P-plug it in

Just imagine a world

Where everything around you

Every sight and sound

Will astound you, surround you

And before you know it,

Even you have the power

To bring a word to life!

That's right!

-

That's right,

-

'Cause that's what we do,

We're the electric company

Inviting all of you

To all the possibilities

Learning to write

And learning to read

We have a good time

While we plant the seeds

And once you get it,

You have to share it

Discovering your power,

You own it

You wear it proud,

And you shout it out loud!

Electric company is in town

- Ohh!

- Yeah!

-

- We'll get back

That meteorite.

- We'll take care

Of manny spamboni.

- But where can we find him?

- Ooh, ooh.

- I've got your hair.

- Ha ha!

- But how will we find him?

- I'll never tell.

- Ohh!

- "Property of

Manny spamboni?"

- With this meteorite,

I can now conduct enough

Electricity to power

My invention!

- "Pet sop"?

- Heh heh.
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