03x41 - Off Target

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Electric Company". Aired: January 19, 2009, to August 27, 2012.*
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A comedy series that teaches basic phonetic and grammar concepts using live-action sketches, cartoons, songs, and Spider-Man episodes now known as Sesame Workshop.
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03x41 - Off Target

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- Here are your five words.

Concentrate.

When you concentrate on

something, you think about

just that thing and nothing else.

Straight.

If something doesn't curve

or bend, it's straight.

Direction.

Direction is the way

that something is going.

Target.

A target is the thing that you aim for.

Twice.

Twice means two times.

So we have Concentrate,

Straight, Direction,

Target, and Twice.

Watch out for them in today's show.

- Hey, guys, there's a lot going on

with The Electric Company so I thought

I'd give you a little update.

Okay, first of all, you

know how I love science?

Well, I got into a program

for young scientists

and I get to travel to

different places doing these

amazing science projects.

Can you believe it?

I'm really excited.

Of course, it does mean

I won't always be around

to help the rest of the

g*ng, but don't worry,

Hector keeps me posted on

everything that's going on.

And speaking of Hector,

he's still in college,

but now he's also running

The Electric Diner.

Keith's dad opened up a new restaurant,

so now Hector is the man.

You are not going to believe this.

Francine has an assistant.

This is Gilda Flip.

She lives in Francine's building

and really looks up to Francine.

You might want to keep an eye out for her.

There is one more person

to tell you about,

but I'll leave that one a surprise.

- [Announcer] The pitcher,

Marcus Barnes digs in.

Bottom of the eighth,

one out, two strikes.

- [Marcus Voiceover] No,

it's bottom of the ninth,

two outs, one strike.

- [Announcer] Right, sorry.

Oh, high fastball!

Man, that kid can throw.

Strike two!

- [Marcus Voiceover] This is it.

Should I throw another

fastball or a curve ball?

Maybe a curvy fastball

or a fasty curve ball?

There's no such word as fasty.

Think, Marcus, think!

(lively music)

- I was in the baseball game

and I didn't know whether

to throw a fastball or a curve ball--

- Okay, okay, hold on, Marcus.

What happened?

- This.

- Whoa-ee-ah, what is that?

- What is that?

It's a wordball.

- Uh, that's not a wordball.

- Why not?

- Okay, two reasons not exactly

a word, not exactly a ball.

But, but, but it's something.

Okay okay.

Try this, close your eyes and think of

the letters of your name.

Mwaffle?

- I was thinking about my

name, but then I got hungry,

so I started thinking about a waffle.

- Marcus!

Concentrate!

All right, just put your mind on your name

and keep it there.

- Okay.

Marcus!

I'm on a wordball!

- Okay okay okay, don't freak out,

just put it on that wall.

- Okay.

(grunts)

(screams)

(groans)

- Hey, you guys!

Oh

Oh

Feel the power

Feel the power

Feel the power, yo

And plug it in

It's electric, Electric Company

Get connected, Electric Company

It's electric, Electric Company

Get connected, Electric Company

The power we perfected

is electrically connected

So use it as directed and

expect to be respected

Just turn it on and you will see

That you belong in the company

Feel the power

Feel the power

Feel the power, yo

And plug it in

Plug it in, everybody

Electric Company

Electric Company

Electric Company

Electric Company

- Drink that whole thing!

- Hector, Keith, table, now.

- Marcus!

Hey!

- What's up, man?

Hey, hey!

- Haven't seen you in forever.

I like that haircut!

- [Marcus] What's up?

- Marcus, show them.

- All right.

- Dude!

That's awesome!

- Oh yeah, oh yeah,

I have, the power.

- He sort of has the power.

- Oh yeah, oh yeah, I

sort of have the power.

- What do you mean sort of?

- Throw it on the wall.

(gasps)

- [All] Oh!

- I got it on my face.

- So, can I be in The Electric Company?

- Um.

I think you have to practice

throwing your wordballs more.

They change direction.

They go this way and that way.

- You've got to learn how

to throw them straight.

- Okay, let me try again.

- [Both] No, no!

- You good, you good.

- Young Marcus, let me

show you how it's done.

(lively music)

- That was awesome!

- You thought that was awesome?

I'll show you.

- (chuckles) So you guys going to help me

or show off all day?

- I was thinking about showing

off for a little longer.

- [Jessica] He's right, he's right.

Marcus, can you cover your

ears for just a second?

- Okay.

La-la-la, can't hear anything!

- Look, I like this kid.

Do you think he's

Electric Company material?

- I like him too, but

his wordballs are wacky.

- La-la-la-la, I can't hear anything!

- True, but I'm sure we

can show him how it's done.

- Listen, how about this?

If he can throw a wordball

straight and he can hit

the target twice in a row, then he's in.

- That sounds awesome!

I mean, uh, la-la-la,

I can't hear anything.

- Wait until Francine hears about this.

- If you learn how to throw

your wordball straight

and hit the target twice in a row.

- Dude, I wonder what Francine will think?

- I don't know, but I

hope Marcus gets into

The Electric Company.

That kid's all right.

- Nice!

They have nachos.

- Did I ever tell you

about the time my buddies

and I tried to make nachos?

It was a mess!

I mean, it was a disaster!

It was disgusting!

- That sounds awesome.

- Check it out, Fuzz Ball.

- [Jessica] Life moves fast!

Some days you have to

go straight from soccer

to piano to ballet.

Sometimes you even read

so fast, you don't finish

what you're reading.

Stop!

Slow down.

Take time to read all the way to the end

of the word or the sentence,

even if it's a really

long word or a sentence.

- [Girl] Be good, I'll be back soon.

- [All] Pets Home Alone!

- Let's move, game's on in five.

- You know what that means?

- Nachos!

- Tom, got the recipe?

- I printed it from NachosForPets.com

and gave it to Nuggets.

- Nuggets, what do we need to make nachos?

- The ingredients are chips,

cheese, sour cream, and Tom.

- I'm happy to help.

- Tom is an ingredient in the nachos?

- Let me see that recipe.

The ingredients are

chips, cheese, sour cream,

and tomatoes!

- Uh-oh, I guess I rushed.

- You gotta slow down, Fuzz Ball.

- And read all the way

to the end of the word.

- It's important to follow through.

- Oh, I can do it now!

The ingredients are

chips, cheese, sour cream,

and tomatoes.

- What?

- [All] Let's order a pizza!

(guitar music)

Take your time

You never know what you're gonna find

I'm UTK and when I read

I tend to speed it up

Sometimes I skip over the words

That are really tough

I guess about a story

based on what I'm seeing

But really I should keep reading

Right up to the period

It's just that I get nervous

and the words zoom by

Faster than a runner sprinting

Or the blinking of an eye

I miss the meaning of a

paragraph and wonder why

But Shock gave me this advice

- I'm a great guy!

- [Hector] What's happened so far?

- [Lisa] A lot's gone on.

I'm traveling all over doing

amazing science projects

so I'm not around, but the

rest of The Electric Company

has it under control.

Oh, and Hector's running the diner,

Francine has a new assistant,

and there's someone else.

You'll find out about him right now.

- [Marcus] I can make a wordball!

What do I do now?

- [Jessica] Breathe and pick a target.

- [Marcus] A what?

- [Jessica] A target!

Something you're aiming

for, like this wall.

- [Marcus] Okay, that's my target!

- [Jessica] Whoa, your wordball

is going all over the place.

- [Marcus] Yeah, it

keeps changing direction!

There it is, no there, wait, there!

I missed my target!

- [Jessica] Hey, you guys!

Marcus almost has the

power, but his wordballs

won't go straight.

- [Marcus] They curve, they bend,

but they won't go straight!

- [Keith] Watch how it's done.

To hit your target

You've got to throw straight

And to throw really straight

You've got to concentrate

Now watch me hit it

Come check out mine

I throw so straight

Like I'm following a line

- [Hector] If Marcus can hit the target

two times in a row, he can

join The Electric Company.

- [Gilda] Uh-oh, I'd better tell Francine.

- [Jessica] Okay, Marcus, show them.

- No!

Little Marty Farms has the power?

- It's Marcus Barnes.

Keep watching.

- Ah-ha!

Never mind.

He's terrible.

- He can't throw it straight yet,

but they're going to teach him.

And if he learns, he gets to

join The Electric Company.

- No!

Say it isn't so.

- It isn't so.

- Really?

- No, I just said that

because you told me to,

it's very much so.

- I was so happy when Lisa left, now this.

I must find a way to stop Marty Farms.

Think, Carruthers, concentrate.

- I've already written up six ideas.

Number four is the best.

- Have Manny Spamboni

invent a machine to mess up

Marcus' wordballs.

Gilda Flip, you are going to

make a great Prankster one day.

- Thanks.

- [Jessica] Okay, so I

think I see the problem.

I'll try this in slow

motion and I'll be you.

- [Marcus] Okay.

(sighs)

- Marcus.

Marcus.

- See, nice and straight.

- A waffle!

No!

Ah!

- Okay, you see?

You got to concentrate on

the word the whole time.

- Otherwise, the word will change

and the ball will change direction.

- So, let me try it.

- [Marcus Voiceover] Marcus.

Marcus.

Marcus.

Is awesome!

- Ah!

Yeah, that was--

- I kind of knew that was going to happen,

but that's better.

Now you've got to practice

concentrating on the ball

until it actually lands.

- I'll make you a target.

- Okay, so if you hit

this twice, then you'll be

able to take the pledge to

be in The Electric Company.

- And then I find out

what my special skill is?

- Whoa, slow down, first you

have to hit the target twice.

- You keep practicing and I'm

sure you're going to get it.

We'll see you later, okay?

- You can do it.

- [Hector] Concentrate!

- All right, Spamboni!

What ya got?

- Oh, it's good,

Carruthers, it's real good.

Introducing, Count Vacula.

(laughs)

- What's it do?

- Throw a wordball!

- What?

- Throw a wordball!

- What?

- Throw a wordball!

- Oh!

- It changes the

direction of the wordball.

- I love it!

It's a little loud!

- A little what?

- A little loud!

- A little what?

- She said Count Vacula's a little loud!

- I can't hear you, Count

Vacula's a little loud!

I added a mute button.

- Good thinking!

- [Manny] And now I'm moving

Count Vacula into position.

- I hit the target!

Just one more time.

- Deploy Count Vacula.

- Aye-aye, matey!

(suspenseful music)

- That was weird.

Okay, let's try again.

Why is it changing direction?

Ugh!

I'll never be in The Electric Company.

(laughs)

- Now, I'm going to

have scary dreams about

vampire vacuums with fangs,

you know what I mean?

- Sure.

- How come you're so calm?

- I live in a haunted house, freaky stuff

happens all the time.

- Really?

Like what?

- Watch and find out.

- I can't, but I must.

- The secret to good

friends is no secret to you.

Ah, that's nice.

- You will soon eat a cookie.

Ah, how true.

- A big monster will get you.

(creaks)

(screams)

- Lock the door!

- Close the shutters!

- Run around and scream!

(screams)

- Stop!

Bat, you only read the first half of it.

It says a big monster will get you

a present you'll never forget.

You've got to follow

through to the end, dude!

- You have to read the whole thing.

- Gee, thanks!

(laughs)

(screams)

- I am a runner because I like to go fast.

I like to do everything fast.

The only problem is

sometimes I read too fast,

and then I miss important details.

Before my first big race,

my coach handed me a note

that said, good luck!

The only problem is I

read the note so fast

that I didn't see that it actually said,

good luck, and your shoes are untied.

I did not win that race.

The next race, I was in front of everyone

when I saw a sign that

said, the finish line.

Unfortunately, I rushed

reading that sign too

and I didn't notice that it really said,

the finish line is that way.

I did not win that race either.

But this race today, I am

definitely going to win.

I followed all of coach's

instructions perfectly,

be at the track at :

a.m., and that is exactly

where I am.

Funny, I don't see any other runners here.

Maybe I should check

those instructions again.

Be at the track in China at : a.m.

I missed the in China part!

I was rushing again!

China?

Yeah, that's really far away.

Well, I'd better get running.

- Gentlemen, what's shaking?

- Dude, there's some wild stuff going on.

Marcus is trying to get

into The Electric Company.

- Yeah, but this kid, he's a funny kid.

He was throwing his wordball straight,

but then it started changing direction.

- And then he said, I'll never

be in The Electric Company!

- Then what happened?

- Then you came in and said,

Gentlemen, what's shaking?

And we started telling

you what was shaking,

and that's pretty much it.

- Fascinating!

- I stink.

- Don't worry, man, you'll get it.

- Marcus, I know you want

to be great right away,

but it doesn't work that way.

- I bet you were great right away.

(laughs)

- What?

- Oh, come on, I think you know the story.

- Yeah, I don't want to

tell that story, okay?

(talking over each other)

Okay, okay, okay, yeah.

That story.

I was nine years old and

I thought I was great

I had just gotten the power

But he couldn't get it straight

He threw his wordball up

And didn't know where it landed

So I tried to play it cool

I said, I threw it left-handed

So he kept showing off

He even started to strut

And no one ever told me

I had a wordball on my

What

You know what

His what

His you know what

His you know what

That's right

He had a wordball on his

Wordball on his

But I didn't know

And it was there all day

People started pointing

When I would come their way

So I found myself a mirror

And I felt like a nut

'Cause finally he saw it

The wordball on his

What

You know what

His what

His you know what

His you know what

That's right

He had a wordball on his

Wordball on his

What

You know what

His what

His you know what

That's right

He had a wordball on his

Wordball on his

- Anyway, that's the story.

(laughs)

- It was like that all day?

- Yeah, let's just keep

that one between us.

- So, Marcus, even the great Hector Ruiz

couldn't get it right away.

- [Keith] You ready to try again?

- Yeah, let's do it!

- All right.

Come on.

- [Hector] All right.

(laughs)

- A wordball on his--

- But anyway, they're

heading back to the park now.

- Good work, Gilda, meet you there.

- I'm on my way.

- All right, Marcus, twice in a row.

- [Marcus] All right.

- Ah, ah, ah!

Not yet.

- There we go!

Yeah!

- Very nice, now just one more.

- All right.

- Gilda?

Watch and learn.

- [Marcus Voiceover] I'm going to be

in The Electric Company!

Easy, Marcus, concentrate.

(suspenseful music)

(triumphant music)

- [All] No!

- Count Vacula!

Poor baby!

Stay back!

He's not well.

I just need to change

the direction of the air

so that it blows out and...

He's going to blow!

(screams)

- You got a wordball on your--

- I know, I know!

Oh, it's so funny, little Marty!

- It's Marcus.

- Whatever!

You're so clever, just like the rest

of your little Electric companions!

Well, whoop-dee-do!

- Come on, Count Vacula,

you need rest, come on.

- I can have that dry

cleaned for you, Francine.

- My favorite dress!

- Marcus, that was so cool!

- Welcome to The Electric

Company, brother!

- Now, hold on, you only

hit the target once.

- Oh yeah.

Make that twice!

- Now you're in, man.

(cheers)

- Hey, Marcus, congratulations!

- Thanks, Lisa.

- Wonder what your special skill will be?

- We're about to find out.

All right, Marcus.

Raise your right hand.

- Do you understand the seriousness

of what you're about to do?

- I do.

- Do you recognize the awesome power

that lives inside of words?

- [Marcus] I do.

- Do you accept this power and all

the responsibilities that come with it?

- I do.

- Wow.

- That's amazing.

- That's so cool, Marcus.

Congratulations!

(groans)

- [Announcer] The last time we left Manny,

he had created his most

dastardly gadget yet,

the Wordsuckeruppernator!

The Pranksters are using

it to suck up all the words

on Earth, giving them.

- [All] Total word domination!

- [Announcer] Nice echo.

Luckily, Marcus and Jessica are on the way

to stop the Pranksters.

Unluckily, they've never

flown alone before.

(screams)

- [Marcus] Jessica, go

straight, the target

is Prankster Planet.

- I'm trying, but these

controls are weird.

Oh, I did it!

We're flying straight!

- [Marcus] Straight for that pancake!

- What's a giant pancake doing here?

- It is Prankster Planet.

- Good point.

(screams)

- Believe it or not, that

was one of the better

flying experiences I've had.

- Hey, we hit our target.

At least we're on Prankster Planet.

Now we just have to find a way to stop

the Wordsuckeruppernator.

- Hey, how about that

Wordsuckeruppernator off button?

I rule, I rule!

- Wait, it's still sucking up words.

- Because there's more

than one off button!

Bots, get the fuel.

- [Marcus] Those bots

are taking our wordballs.

The ship won't fly without them.

- Not a problem, we'll just make more.

My wordball powers, they're gone!

- Ah, mine too!

- Prankster Planet, Prankster rules.

Rule number one the Electric Company's

powers don't work here.

Rule number two, there

is no rule number two.

Anyway, as I was saying, I

made off buttons and you

have to push all of them to shut off

my Wordsuckeruppernator.

Too bad they're hidden

all over the planet!

(laughs)

- If you were making off

buttons, why didn't you

make or , or just not give

the Wordsuckeruppernator any off buttons?

- Because, that's stop talking, you!

The point is you'll never

find them without this map.

(laughs)

My map!

No, get back here with that!

- Nice job, Marcus.

Now we can follow this

to find the off buttons.

- What about those wordballs?

- First the off buttons,

then the wordballs.

According to this, the second button

should be straight ahead.

This is going to be so

incredibly, incredibly difficult.

- [Both] Hey you guys!

- [Announcer] Go to PBSkidsgo.org,

press that off button!

The Electric Company needs you!

(groans)

- Are you new to the g*ng too?

Looks like we both have a

lot of catching up to do.

Well, visit pbskidsgo.org where

you can play a lot of games

for your favorite characters

and win votes too.

Go ahead, what are you waiting for?

- Hey, you.

- [Director] Cut it!

(laughs)

- [Manny] That's awkward.

(laughs)

- Put your arm, put it down, sorry!

Put your name on your mind and.

(laughs)
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