03x44 - Spooky Summer Soirée

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Electric Company". Aired: January 19, 2009, to August 27, 2012.*
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03x44 - Spooky Summer Soirée

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Cost -- cost is how much you

need to spend for something.

Dollar -- a dollar is

the same as pennies.

Quarter -- a quarter is

the same as pennies;

there are four quarters

in one dollar.

Dime -- a dime is

the same as ten pennies;

there are ten dimes

in one dollar.

The dime is the smallest coin.

Nickel -- a nickel is

the same as five pennies;

there are nickels

in one dollar.

So we have: Cost, Dollar,

Quarter, Dime and Nickel,

watch out for them

in today's show.

(screaming)

Gilda!

Grab a disguise.

Francine said

I'm allowed to help you,

but only for

a couple of hours.

I'll take what

I can get.

So here's the deal,

as you know, today is

the day of the Spooky

Summer Soiree.

The coolest costume party ever!

Last year, I was a ferret.

Well today, you can be

anything you want to be,

because I bought

all the costumes

at Haunted Hank's

Discount Costume Store.

Annie, didn't that

cost a lot of money?

Yes, it cost quite

a bit of money,

I had some help from my uncle,

but this is important.

Gilda...answer

this question.

Who is the most fabulous

dresser in town?

You, Annie,

everybody knows that.

Thank you,

I think so too.

But every year, every single

year, Hector and his little pals

have the best costumes

at the costume party.

And everybody loves them,

and nobody notices me.

Well, that is

going to change!

Yeah! How?

This year, they're all

dressing up as animals

dressed up as monsters,

so cute.

How clever.

Marcus and Jessica haven't

picked out their costumes yet,

and now they won't have

any costumes to choose from.

And we can be whatever we want,

and we're going to have

the most amazing

costumes at the party.

And everyone's

going to love me!

And you too,

of course.

Here they come.

I was thinking of dressing up as

a bunny dressed up as a mummy,

but then I don't want to get

wrapped up in toilet paper.

Marcus, you've been trying

to figure this out

for a whole week, and we got

to get our costumes now.

I know, I just want to think

of a costume as good as yours.

Ah yes...But not everyone

can be spooky as a Hamwitch --

a pig dressed up

as a witch.

Man, that's good.

Don't worry, we'll find

something at the store.

Sold out?

What are we

going to do?

Hey, you guys!



Feel the power

Feel the power

Feel the power, yo

And plug it in!

It's electric

(Electric Company)

Get connected

(Electric Company)

It's electric

(Electric Company)

Get connected

(Electric Company)

The power we perfected

is electrically connected

So use it as directed

and expect to be respected

Just turn it on

and you will see

That you belong

in the Company!

Feel the power

Feel the power

Feel the power, yo

And plug it in!

Plug it in, everybody!

Electric Company

Electric Company

Electric Company...

Electric Company!

What, is something funny?

I can't take you

seriously like that.

Do not mess with

Kittenstein, ok?

Nobody messes with

Kittenstein -- meow, meow.

You want to add to

that, Ghost-Rooster?

Cock-a-doodle...Boo!

Oh, that was so corny.

Hey, you guys can say what you

want, but we look awesome,

and you guys just look like

people dressed as people.

But we just came from Haunted

Hank's, and it was sold out.

Wait, Hank's was sold out?

Well, then why'd you guys

wait 'til today?

Because somebody

couldn't make up his mind.

That's you.

Think Marcus, think.

I've got it!

I can be a chicken

dressed as a vampire!

I'm Count Chickula;

I want to peck your face.

Finally, Marcus!

We'd be a little bird heavy,

but I think it's pretty cool.

(growling and howling)

What do we have here?

Bearwolf the werewolf, son!

Nice man, where'd you

get your costume at?

I got it at a sidewalk sale

down the street,

this tail was

only a quarter.

Only cents?

Marcus, we should go.

What do I need to

become Chickula?

Maybe a beak, pants, you

already have a bunch of hats.

Oh, a cape.

Annie, I made a list of

possible costumes,

would you like to hear

them alphabetically,

or sorted by creature?

Gilda, I don't need a list,

I am a brilliant dresser.

You certainly are, Annie, I just

thought you'd like a list.

Francine loves my lists.

Gilda, darling, today

we do things my way.

Come on, loosen

up a little, huh?

There you go, that's

the spirit, come on,

let's look at

something else.

Oh my, this is the one.

You see that?

Perfect.

Let me see,

let me see.

Oh, ok!

This is pennies --

that's a dollar.

Four quarters --

that's a dollar.

Ten dimes -- a dollar.

And three quarters, a nickel

and two dimes -- a dollar.

Marcus, we don't have time.

Ok, so, I have seven dollars

and you have ten dollars.

I'll add my money

to your jar.

All right, that's $ , now

give me the list of things

that we need to buy.

Ok.

Perfect, so...we can use this to

keep track of everything that

we've bought and how much

money we have left to spend.

If we buy things, the amount

of money will go down.

I love it!

Come on.

Good luck, guys,

time's a-wasting, we're gonna

be working on the song for

when we get to the party.

And I like that costume!

Let's do it --

Here come the animals...

What are they doing?

Sidewalk sale.

I think they're

shopping for costumes.

No, oh no,

Gilda, do something!

Uh...

(humming)

No, do something

to stop them!

Right.



So are we dressed as animals

dressed as monsters,

or monsters

dressed as animals?

Well, I am an animal, so I

can't be dressed as an animal.

So, you're just a monster?

I thought you were a monster.

I have not been this confused

since werewolf wrote me a note

asking me to take

care of his kitten.

You should watch

this, it's funny.



Everybody loves

good old letter "f."

Sometimes it's

the perfect fit,

but sometimes we all need

to spice things up a bit.

Try "gh"and "ph"-- they both

make the "f"sound too...

So, if the letter "f"

just isn't enough,

try a sprinkle of "gh"

and "ph"today.

(howling)

Help!

(coughing)

What's wrong?

Werewolf's kitten

has a co-ug.

A co-ug? What?

I don't know, werewolf

left me this strange note.

Werewolf has lost his mind.

Oh, I see the problem.

That says cough!

See Mummy, sometimes

the "gh"and the "ph"

make the "f"sound.

Now you tell me.

So the note says...

Ok, Mister Sprinkles.

(laughing)

I just don't get

kitten humor.





(beatboxing)

Let me tell you a little story

about the letter "F"

He's got two friends

On the right and left

When letter "F"needs help

I'm willing to bet

These guys get tough

with the alphabet

"Ph"-- We're all

bring home a trophy

"Gh"-- and that's because

we know that "Ph""Gh"

Help the letter "F"

make the "f"it makes

"Ph"rides the center

of an elephant

Teaching the letter "F"

all about physics

"Gh"can begin in

a word like ghost

But when the going gets tough

He laughs and goes

Don't fret, letter "F"

Help is on the way

"Ph"and "Gh"--

They came to save the day

"Ph,""Gh"help the letter "F"

make the "f"it makes...

So what's happened so far?

Haunted Hank's is

out of costumes.

Hey you guys!

Your costumes are so

good, what do we do?

I bought my costume

at a sidewalk sale;

this tail was

only a quarter.

That's it,

I have ten dollars.

I have seven dollars.

Together we have

dollars.

Everybody holler!

What makes a dollar?

Everybody holler!

What makes a dollar?

Each of these coins

has a different way

To add up to a dollar

And first I'll say

There are , ,

quarters in a dollar

But listen up

The coins get smaller

This is ten cents

We call it a dime

, , , ,

, , ,

of these coins

Will make up a dollar

But there's another coin

And this is what we call her

Hello, I'm a nickel

and I equal five

To get a dollar using me

You have to count high

Make a dollar with nickels

It's going to take

, , , , , ,

Woo, it's so many!

Everybody holler!

What makes a dollar?

To the sidewalk sale!



How much is this broom?

Two dollars.

Oow, nice shirt,

very Count Chickula.

What do you think of the pants?

I'm thinking you need

to keep shopping.

Ok.

Excuse me, we'll take

this shirt and the broom.

Ok, shirt costs $ . ,

so that's $ . all together.

Ok, great.

Here's four dollars;

and Marcus, we need cents.

All right, let's see...

so two quarters,

that's cents;

plus two dimes,

that's ;

plus another dime,

that's ;

and a nickel, that's

cents, here you go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

They still have a lot to get,

and they're not going

to get it all at that sale.

That's great, 'cause I know

exactly where to send them.

Greatest yard sale ever -- Why

would you want them to go there?

Young Gilda, I wouldn't want

them to go to the right address.

That is such a sweet power!

I mean, not as good as

Francine's, of course.

But it's still

quite good.

Why did you buy

a pink button?

It's a pig nose and

it's only cents.

(snorting)

Nice one, Hamwitch.

All right,

let's see...

How much do

we have left?

Pig nose -- cents;

Broom -- two dollars,

Shirt -- $ . .

That means we have

$ . left.

We still have

a lot to buy.

At least we have

$ . left to spend.

If you're looking for

another sidewalk sale,

this one is quite lovely.

Summer Street.

Thanks, ladybug.

Come on, let's go.

Good work, Gilda, they'll

eventually figure it out,

so now let's go to

the right address.

Why would we go there?

To buy everything so there's

nothing left when Marcus

and Jessica get there...duh!

Annie, you've spent

a lot of money today.

I have $ . !

Oh...And a quarter --

I have $ . , we're fine!

I'll keep track

just in case.

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters...

The animals...

The animals...

Meow!

Hey, Hector, can you

go online and search for

a sidewalk sale

on Summer Street?

Yeah, of course.

I'm at Summer Street and

there's no sidewalk sale here.

Hold on, guys, hold on.

Hey, I'm going to put

you down for a second.

That was easy, found it!

"Greatest yard sale ever"--

Summer Street.

?

It says, .

Oh no, , !

It was scrambled.

Oh Scrambler!

Kittenstein, get

a hold of yourself.

Jess, Annie's trying to

mess with our costumes, ok?

Just get to

Summer Street fast!

Ok, I will.

Come on, let's go.

It's Summer Street.

If Jess and Marcus don't

get their costumes,

the Electric Company will

only have the Frankenstein

and the Werewolf,

and the Foost.

The what?

The Foost.

That says ghost.

But I thought "gh"

made the "f"sound.

It usually does, but not always.

Oh, I like

when it does.

Well then,

you'll love this.



My neighbor

is a space alien.

Space alien!

You only have

two lives left.

(chuckling)

My animals are running

all over the place,

take care of them all

or you're gonna get replaced.

And he'll beam you with his

eyeballs to outer space.

Here we go.



You said "elepant."

Elephant's the word.

"Ph"makes the "f"sound

in case you haven't heard.

Yeah, yeah, Pesky Eddie,

I got it, I know.

Well, you better get it

right, only one life to go.



You have succeeded, so

we won't be needing you.

Oh rats,

this stinks!

I just love what I do.

"F"is by far the laziest letter

in the alphabet, in fact,

it's so lazy it doesn't even

show up in the word "alphabet."

But no "f", here's

what I think happened...

"F"called up "ph."

"Ph!""Ph!"

I'm tired.

Could you make the "f"sound

for me in some words?

Well, "ph"said...

Ok, yeah, sure,

I'd love to help out.

So next thing you know, "ph"

starts popping up in words like,

Alphabet and Trophy.

While "F"was off Fishing

and eating Fudge...lazy.

Well one day, someone needed

an "F"sound and "ph"

was off riding elephants

with his nephew.

So, "F"called up "gh"

instead, and said...

Oh man, "Gh!"

"Gh,"I'm tired.

"Gh"said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Mr. Lazy Man, I'm busy.

Please! I'll let you be

in some cool words, huh?

Like tough.

Tough? I like tough.

So next thing you know, "gh"

started popping up in words like

Tough and Rough.

Until one day he said...

"Enough!

Where's "F?"

And you know where "F"was?

Fluffing pillows,

for his four-day nap!

I told you...lazy!



Hello Tom, nice costume.

Thanks, I'm a pencil

dressed as a monster.

What's going on?

Annie and Gilda are trying

to stop Marcus and Jessica

from getting their costumes.

Wow!

Now, they're all showing up

at the same sidewalk sale.

That should be

interesting.

Why don't you

stop bouncing?

'Cause if I do,

that happens.

Excuse me, how much is this hat?

Buy it, just buy it.

Annie, you only

have $ left.

Buy now, math later.

How much does this cost?

Ok here, three dollars and

five dimes, and a nickel;

oh, I'll take these too,

how much do they cost?

cents, ok, a quarter

and a nickel; thank you.

Annie, look.

(gasping)

Should we run for it?

No, we have to keep shopping,

quick, disguise yourself.

Annie and Gilda, they're trying

to buy everything, so we can't.

Well, that's low.

Better that they don't know

that we know they're here.

Marcus, shop

like the wind.





Annie, we only have

$ . left.

Keep shopping!

You're the boss.



All right, so we

have $ . left,

and we have everything

except for the beak.

The beak!

They got my beak!

I can't be Count Chickula

without my beak.

Ok, I've got an idea.



Annie, we only

have $ . left.

Excuse me, how much does that

orange plaid shirt cost?

Four dollars.

Four dollars...that's good.

Marcus, come along

with me on this one.

Marcus, look!

They have the

orange plaid shirt!

Oh yeah, that's

exactly what I need!

I'd like to buy this orange

plaid shirt and this beak.

But ma'am,

I want that shirt.

Too bad kid, I saw

it first, scram.

The beak is two dollars,

the shirt is four dollars,

that's six dollars --

you can't buy both.

Please buy that beak.

My friend really needs that

shirt for his costume.

Oh yeah? Too bad!

Tough luck, kid!

That's Count Chickula

to you...Annie and Gilda.

Oh!

I want to peck

your face.

We did it.

I know.

The Electric Company

isn't here yet.

Now we can make

a big entrance

and show everybody

how awesome we are.

But we never figured

out our costumes.

Just put anything on.







Here come

the animals...

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters

Here come

the animals...

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters

You know a bear is

very, very hairy

But when the bear's a werewolf

The hairy bear is scary

You know that

ghosts are freaky

And really, really shrieky

But when the ghost's

a rooster

That ghost is kind of beaky

You couldn't find another

like my brother Kittenstein

No one is as warty

as this witchy, witchy swine

But if you want the freakiest

creature in this place

You've got to meet

Count Chickula

I want to peck your face

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters

Here come

the animals...

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters

Wait, Annie, Gilda, what

are you guys dressed as?

Well, if you can't tell,

then you're not very smart.

Come on, Gilda!

Hey, nice.

Here come

the animals...

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters

The animals...

The animals...

The animals dressed

as monsters...



Hey guys, it's Shock, and I've

been all over this country,

to many schools

and cities and towns,

and everybody wants

to know one thing...

How do you beatbox?

Boots, cuts, boots, cuts.



What do you feel you have most

in common with your character?

Well, Shock is a beatboxer

and I am also a beatboxer.

It's kind of hard

to hide that fact.

Oh Shock,

what's up, man?

A b*at, please.



So for everyone who's at home;

what kind of advice do you have

for them, if they felt like they

wanted to get into beatboxing?

Open your mind and your body to

playing other types of music.

Feel the rhythm in your body

when you're walking,

feel the rhythm when

you're listening to nature.

When you're listening

to city streets,

when you're listening to

cars go by, people talking.

(horn honking)

Beep, beep.

I've always really been into

music; I grew up playing

percussion, everything from bass

drum to snare drum to cymbals.

And I learned from

Doug E. Fresh.

So all of these things

put together, mix it into

a big bowl and started

performing it live,

and now here's the

character of Shock.

Let's hear it for the original

human beatbox, Doug E. Fresh!

(cheers and applause)



Reading, writing

Listening, speaking

It's not hard

I know what you're thinking

Coming from Shock

and Doug E. Fresh

I want you to know

That you are the best

As you write it all down

And Shock got the sound

And as we travel around

This is how we get down

Reading, writing

Listening, speaking

It's not hard

I know what you're thinking

Fresh...

Who's going to be the next

Electric Company star?

Mummy, Bat, Nuggets and all your

favorite animated characters

are auditioning,

and you're the judge.

to decide who has what it takes.

Wait, wait,

Jess, don't leave.

I'll help you out here.

Pull!

(glass breaking)

Cut!
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