01x09 - (D) att*ck of the Ogres

[bunniefuu]

[RIMURU] The development

of the Goblin village

continued to progress.

Kaijin and the three

Dwarf brothers,

Garm, Myrd, and Dord,

worked together to make clothing

and tools for everyone.

The homes were also

coming along nicely.

Meanwhile, the Goblin Lords

working under Rigurd

established a system

for ruling the village.

[inaudible]

[RIMURU]

Everything's going great.

I don't even

have to be that bossy

because they all

just do their jobs.

Makes life easier for me.

[RIMURU] Which is good, since I

have some personal matters

I need to take care of.

[grunting]

[RIMURU]

Perfect! I'm all alone.

[RIMURU]

There, good as new.

[RIMURU] Shizu, I promise to

treasure this keepsake of you.

[RIMURU]

Now, then.

[laughing]

[RIMURU]

Transform!

Huh.

[RIMURU] Thanks to Mimic,

I have a real human body.

I can't believe it.

I've missed this.

[RIMURU]

Vision.

Hearing.

[chattering]

Well, that sucks.

I think my hearing as a slime

is actually better,

but I wonder why.

Is it because of Magic Sense?

Okay.

Hey, Great Sage,

since I ate Ifrit,

can I use Body Double?

[GREAT SAGE]

Answer: All of Ifrit's skills,

including Body Double,

have been analyzed.

That's awesome! Right.

Let's try that sucker out.

Body Double!

[gasps]

Aw, man. I look like Shizu.

There's no remnants

of my former manliness.

I sure am a beautiful... dude?

Dudette?

[RIMURU]

Not to sound like a total perv,

but I'd like to know

what sex my human body is.

Though, I think I have a pretty

good idea of what it might be.

But there's only one way

to know for sure.

[groans]

[RIMURU] Hey, diddle, diddle,

there is no fiddle.

Whoa, hold the phone. I don't

think I'm a lady, either.

I'm sexless!

Well, it's not like I really had

a gender as a slime anyway.

Huh? Wait a second.

When I took my

human form earlier,

I didn't see any

of that black mist.

[GREAT SAGE]

Answer: When using Mimic

to assume a form

larger than yourself,

black mist produced

by magicule consumption

makes up the difference.

So that means I could totally

create an adult form, too!

Right!

Whoa! Can it be more manly?

[RIMURU]

Hey, lookin' good, champ.

Okay, now make it more feminine.

[RIMURU]

Cool! Wait!

Stop! Stop! Never mind.

Figures.

If I make the form look female,

I feel kinda like

I'm peeping on Shizu a bit.

That concludes my report, sir.

[RIMURU] Good. It sounds like

things are running smoothly.

Oh, also...

[RIMURU]

Huh?

About food, I guess you won't be

needing any, as usual?

Nah. It'd just be a waste seeing

as I don't have any taste buds.

[gasps]

Whoa!

Rigurd!

Yes?

I've decided

that starting today,

I'd like to eat with you guys.

Truly, sir?

If you want, we can prepare

a lavish feast for you.

Okay. Please do so.

[RIGURD]

Right.

[RIMURU]

This is awesome!

My human form comes

equipped with taste buds.

I'm gonna eat like

nobody's business.

I wonder what'll

be on the menu.

Meat, maybe? I'm all about that.

Oh, man, rice sounds good, too.

But I haven't seen

any rice plants.

I should look for some.

Then maybe we could

sow some fields.

[gasps]

Lord Rimuru.

[RIMURU] Thanks for always

hunting for us, Rigur.

It is my honor, sir.

We were just on our way

to the forest now.

They're planning

to have a feast tonight.

Bring back

something tasty, okay?

So, does that mean

you're gonna eat with us?

Sure am.

This body has taste buds

and I'm anxious to use them.

Ohh!

If you eat a lot, do you think

your boobs will grow in?

[RIMURU grunts]

Uh... I'm sorry.

I promise to make sure Gobta

is strictly disciplined.

Anyway, I'll prepare some

gourmet bulldeer for the feast.

Huh?

[mooing]

Cool! Sounds good.

[RIGUR]

Leave it to me.

A lot of magical beasts

have been emerging

from the forest lately.

So there's ample prey.

Huh? Why are they coming out?

Well, it's common for animals

to move to a new place

when the environment changes.

I doubt it's anything

worth worrying about.

Sure.

[RANGA]

How may I serve you, master?

Ranga, go into the forest

with Rigur's team.

I don't think

anything'll happen,

but I'd feel better

if you were there.

[RANGA] As you wish.

You can count on me.

There's no need

for reservation, Rigur.

I'll keep you safe.

[RIMURU]

Way to sound super cool, Ranga!

The tail wagging

kinda ruins it, though.

[RIMURU]

Afterward, I paid a visit

to the cave where

Veldora had been sealed.

[RIMURU] I wanted to test out

my new Unique Skill.

"Degenerate" was something

I received from Shizu.

And I wanted to try it

where no one would get hurt.

[RIMURU]

Regardless of the impression

the name "Degenerate" left,

the skill had been

important to Shizu,

which also made it

precious to me.

It's pretty cool.

It uses unification

and separation

to merge skills together,

allowing them to evolve

into new skills.

So basically,

she was able to use it

to gain a bunch

of new abilities.

Including...

Whoa. What's this?

[GREAT SAGE] It is an

Extra Skill: Black Flame.

I see. I should be careful

with this, too.

Still though...

I only have these things

because of Shizu.

[RIMURU]

She said this mask has the power

to suppress magic, right?

Well... how's this?

[GREAT SAGE]

Answer:

The aura you were

previously emitting

has been completely erased.

In this state, you would be

perceived as a regular human.

[RIMURU]

Word.

I should probably wear this

when I go to new places, then.

[RIMURU]

Lookin' slick.

[GREAT SAGE]

Uh-huh.

[RIMURU]

Gee, thanks a lot.

[RANGA]

Lord Rimuru!

[gasps]

[GREAT SAGE] Receiving Thought

Communication from Ranga.

Vocal tone indicates

it is a request for aid.

[yells]

[GOBTA]

No, I'm too young to die!

Ow. Ow...

[RIMURU]

What happened?

I got cut real bad!

Am I gonna...

[RIMURU]

Calm down, it's not deep.

[gasps]

[RIMURU]

Who are they?

Wait. Lord Rimuru, it's you?

Did you come all the way

out here just to help us?

[RIMURU]

Yep, that's right.

And since you're so lively,

I guess you don't need a potion.

[GOBTA]

Uh... No. I still want one.

I'm sorry I joked about

your boobs earlier.

Wow, thanks a lot, sir!

[RANGA howling]

[RIMURU]

Ranga.

[RANGA]

Master, forgive me.

After you sent me

to protect them--

[clanging]

[RIMURU]

Rigur, retreat.

[yells]

[RIGUR]

Lord Rimuru, I'm so sorry.

[RIMURU] Don't worry.

Leave them to me.

You just get some rest.

You're too kind, my lord.

[RIMURU] Ranga, what happened to

the rest of the hunting party?

[RANGA] Oh. They've been put

to sleep with magic.

The pink-haired one

is responsible for it.

[RIMURU]

Magic, huh?

Looks like these guys

are gonna be trouble.

I'm so sorry, sir.

I never expected that

we would run into Ogres.

[RIMURU]

Ogres?

The ones in video games

are always so jacked.

[roars]

[RIMURU] But these guys

and gals look way different.

They're even wearing armor.

That guy's sword looks

kind of like a katana.

[RIMURU]

Six of them in all.

[RIMURU] Listen up.

I don't know what happened,

but we don't want any trouble.

Would you be willing

to talk this out?

[RIMURU]

They're obviously very strong,

and yet Gobta and Rigur

weren't fatally wounded.

In fact, most of our team

was only put to sleep.

There must be a reason for that.

Looks like I'll have to be the

grown-up here and fix things.

[OGRE A]

Stop messing around, majin.

Show us who you really are.

[RIMURU] Whoa, hold up.

What did you just call me?

Enslaving monsters is not a feat

that a mere human could

accomplish without using magic.

[RIMURU]

Huh?

Enough trickery!

Hiding your appearance

and aura won't save you.

Reveal your true identity.

It appears the mastermind

has come to us.

Should make things easier.

[RIMURU]

What?!

But my true identity

is just a squishy,

yet adorable,

little slime monster!

[RIMURU]

You've got the wrong idea.

[laughs]

We have no intention

of listening to your lies.

The mask you wear has

already told us the truth.

[RIMURU]

Huh? My mask?

Okay, now I know this

is a misunderstanding.

This is just a keepsake

from a friend.

[gasps]

[OGRE A]

I'll hear no more!

I will avenge

my fallen brethren,

even if it means

taking your head.

Today you will die,

evil pig leader!

[RANGA]

What should we do?

[RIMURU]

Good question.

You take care

of the pink-haired one.

[RANGA]

Yes, master.

[RIMURU]

Do not k*ll her.

[RANGA]

Sir?

[RIMURU] I think

there's more to all this.

So just run interference for me.

I'll take care of the rest.

[RANGA] But that would leave you

to fight five Ogres by yourself.

[RIMURU] It'll be fine.

I don't plan on losing.

[RANGA] As expected of

my master. Leave it to me.

You underestimate us.

You are very brave,

or very stupid.

Regardless,

I'm happy to face you.

It should be a decent fight...

as well as your last!

[yells]

[gasps]

[RIMURU]

Looks like you need a nap.

[RIMURU] Sorry, but I saw you

coming with Magic Sense.

Holy hooters!

Wait, I swear that's not what

I meant when I said I saw you.

[RIMURU] I've never had a woman

fall so hard for me.

Just kidding.

[RIGUR]

Whoa!

Way to go, sir!

[RANGA growling]

[WOMAN]

He b*at us that easily?

[RIMURU]

That's three down.

[RIMURU]

All right, who's next?

[grumbles]

[OGRE B] The Centipede's

Paralysis Breath.

The Black Spider's

Sticky Steel Thread.

And the Armorsaurus' Body Armor.

[gasps]

[OGRE B] There's no telling

just how many skills

he may possess

from other monsters.

Do not let your guard down,

young master.

[RIMURU] That old guy was able

to name off my skills

and the monsters they came

from with one quick look?

I might need to play my cards

a little closer to my chest.

[RIMURU]

Can we stop this, already?

I'd still be interested

in talking things out.

Quiet! Enough, majin.

[RIMURU]

So, uh, is that a no?

I admit you're rather strong,

which only confirms

my suspicions.

[RIMURU]

Which is what?

That you are

obviously one of them.

[RIMURU]

Who's "them"?

[OGRE A] It is unthinkable

that we mighty Ogres

would be defeated

by a bunch of lowly Orcs.

[RIMURU] Orcs? Whoa, can we

just back up for a second?

Silence!

I know it was you and the work

of your majin comrades.

[RIMURU]

Uh, come again?

It was you!

[RIMURU] Listen, you've

got this all wrong.

[gasps]

[RIMURU]

Huh?

[OGRE B] Hmm. I must be

getting slow in my old age.

I was certain that

I'd cut off your head.

[RIMURU]

What the heck?

Lord Rimuru!

Uh-oh, your arm.

[RANGA growling]

[RANGA]

Master.

[RIMURU] I'm fine.

Don't let your guard down.

[RIMURU]

He got past my Magic Sense

and broke through my Multilayer

Barrier and Body Armor?

[OGRE B]

Next time, I won't miss.

It would appear you're driven

by sheer foolishness.

I must commend your ability to

remain calm after losing an arm.

However, your arrogance

will be your downfall.

I told you not to

underestimate us Ogres.

Perhaps you'll be smarter

in your next life!

[gasps]

[OGRE B]

Huh?

[RIMURU laughs]

[RIMURU] You think chopping

off an arm will stop me?

Sheesh. And you

called me arrogant.

[grunts]

You will die here!

Ogre Flame!

[OGRE B]

Young master.

Is he... dead?

[OGRE A gasps]

[gasps]

[RIMURU] What a shame.

Fire immunity, am I right?

I do have to give you credit.

I underestimated your abilities.

In return... I won't hold back.

[OGRE B]

His aura's incredible.

Take it all in, boys.

[BOTH gasp]

Huh? No way! That's impossible.

Normally a magic flame

would be produced

by the surrounding magicules.

But this flame's different,

it's powered by nothing

but his strength.

And the size of the flame

is reflecting the size

of his power.

Don't worry, the show's

not over yet, folks.

Because I'm just

gettin' started!

[gasps]

[RIMURU]

Oops.

So much for keeping my cards

close to my chest, huh?

What now? Still wanna fight?

[growls]

[RIMURU]

Good, he seems scared.

[RIMURU] Come on, man,

just surrender already.

[OGRE B] Sir, please take

the princess and flee.

I shall end this.

Quiet, old man.

[sighs]

That's an intense flame.

I hate to admit it,

but it would appear

that we're no match for you.

That doesn't matter.

I refuse to run away.

As the leader of the powerful

Ogre clan, I must stand proud.

I cannot leave until I've

avenged my slain brethren.

I must defeat you!

Even if I die, I will

fight to my last breath.

[OGRE B] Young master,

it would be an old man's honor

to fight alongside you.

[RIMURU]

Seriously? Well, damn.

This bluff totally backfired.

Brother, stop! I beg of you!

This man, he may

not be our enemy.

Out of my way!

[OGRE C]

No!

[gasps]

[OGRE A] Why? He's a

masked majin, is he not?

He's just like the one

who att*cked our village.

You saw the mask yourself.

Yes, but please,

we need to try and

think about this calmly.

It's true that he's

extremely powerful.

So why would he hire Orcs?

Why use them to indirectly

att*ck our village?

It makes no sense.

Obviously, he's strong enough

to k*ll us by himself

if he wanted to.

[RIMURU]

Mm-hmm.

[OGRE C] There is no doubt

that he is different from us.

And he's strong,

but I truly believe

that he has no connection

to the att*ck.

How about it, are you

more willing to talk now?

I'll just put this away.

Tell us who you are. Really.

Me? I'm just a friendly slime.

Seriously?

Yeah. Rimuru the Slime.

[BOTH gasp]

So it's true, then.

[RIMURU] As I said, this mask

is a keepsake from a friend.

You're welcome to look at it

and see if it's the same one

the person who att*cked

your village used.

Very well.

It does seem similar, but...

[OGRE C] This one has some kind

of magic suppression power.

[OGRE B]

The majin who att*cked back then

wasn't doing anything

to conceal their aura.

So then...

Forgive us.

We were too quick to judge

and behaved rashly.

Please accept my apology.

[RIMURU]

Sure, it's all good.

[RIMURU]

Yowza!

For a minute there, things

were lookin' pretty hairy.

[RIMURU] Well, we should

probably talk somewhere else.

Let's go back to our village.

You can join us there.

Wait. Are you sure?

[RIMURU] Yep. I'd like to hear

what happened to you.

But we att*cked you

and wounded your companions.

[RIMURU] And we put the

hurt on some of yours.

But, hey, no one kicked

the bucket, so we're cool.

[OGRE B]

I'm sorry I injured you.

[RIGUR chuckles]

[RIMURU] Besides, we're having

a huge feast today.

More people just means more fun.

[gasps]

[OGRE C chuckles]

[RIMURU] And so,

the battle which had begun

before we even knew why ended.

The Ogre princess agreed

to reverse the sleep spell,

and all the Goblins

and Wolves woke up.

Rimuru healed everybody's

wounds with his potions,

and then the whole g*ng headed

back to the Goblin village

to prepare for the big feast.

[RIMURU]

So, hey, what's your name?

Oh, I'm afraid we do

not possess names.

[RIMURU] Of course. I forgot

that's a thing around here.

That's right. That's right.

[GREAT SAGE]

Next time, "The Orc Lord."