give me a break now I know what it takes
the old one leg in with me not a moment
too late
where
are you sure this thing's gonna work
lady you bought a twelve-year-old
toaster oven at a garage sale if you
want a guarantee buy a Chrysler huh why
are you selling my drug just what I'm
getting good ah don't touch the
merchandise kid hi grandpa here's my
stuff and you can have 10% of anything
you sell for me 20% you got a deal well
you always said I was like family oh
darling you are I think of you almost
like my own daughter 20% take it or
leave it
mr. nails college books what are they
doing here
oh you didn't hear she's dropping out of
college she can't do that where is she
in the house this is a nice sweater
I think I'll buy it for Sam's birthday
Katie that's Sam's sweater oh good then
I know it fits
won't let you do it I told you I want to
talk about this okay
no now what else can I give grandpa for
his garage sale let's see ah this all
stupid cause I hate it so tasteless
can't stand this thing maybe get some
money for it he can sell it for $25
that's what I paid for it when I gave it
to you well I guess they saw you coming
don't change the subject now why are you
quitting college daddy if I told you
once I told you twice I got passed over
for that child psychology training
courses Stanford okay so so so so
professor Barrett thought I wasn't good
enough he picked another student so
you're just going to quit the nail
harbor I know is not a quitter I can get
rid of this and maybe grandpoppy got
some money for the frame listen told you
I have walked into that campus for the
very last time I turned in my locker key
I destroyed my library card
I b*rned up a gym clothes I paid the
last twelve parking tickets a god I tell
you they don't have mail robber to kick
around anymore you listen to me you have
got all the talent to be a child
psychologist girl you're making a big
mistake
listen Adam I may not always be right
but I never wrong
hi inhale oh yeah hi Simpson no you
didn't forget about my friends did you
the ones with the rock-and-roll band
now what man well Simpson wants me to
have some of his friends who just got
out of prison get started show business
yeah it's a kind of sentimental thing
the piano player was my first arrest Oh
I arrested him for stealing a piano
helping ex-convicts that is wonderful
now I am so proud Oh get off it Addie
just because I'm not going to be a child
psychologist doesn't mean I can't help
people these people need me you know you
just to me the people prejudiced guys
anyone who spent any time in prison well
you could meet the leader in a few
minutes he's coming right over you mean
over here to this house now you know
what you're doing is so admirable you
know it's a shame working
yeah then why are you taking off your
bracelet was I yeah put it back on and
put your ring back on - I saw you take
it off you see this is the thing that
this man come up against every day now
it's our responsibility to forget the
past and accept them for what they are
clear little oh look at me when these
men get here I want you to please don't
say anything that will remind them of a
prison okay Oh Nell please give me a
little credit
I've been around the block don't say
block that must be Jack I'll get it
listen Abby now you make these people
feel real comfortable okay and watch
your mouth k*ller he's very likeable
he got time off for good behavior
come on to him thanks now daddy this is
Jack Grady
he's the leader at the band ah nice to
meet you
nice meeting you why don't we all just
sit down oh okay
Simpson why don't you and I sit on the
couch Jack will give you the chair
you'll be more comfortable sitting on
the couch it's all right people get a
little nervous around guys like me uh
well I think that's criminal so do you
have any trouble finding the place Jack
now it's Lakers had to stop at the
Department of Motor Vehicles Teddy get a
new drivers license mine expired it
reminds me I have to go there tomorrow
to pick up my new license plates that's
all right
I made them I'm father
that we both are aren't we Cyril see oh
yeah see I was in solitary for a while
that's when I made up Cyril oh isn't
that sweet
here's somebody who talked to a friend
he kind of saved my life
didn't you Cyril mm-hmm well I guess if
he saved your life it's why said you
kept him as a friend
yeah I don't know without Cyril in my
music prison would have been a big waste
of time
I wrote a song in there you like to take
a look at it huh I'm gonna make it easy
oh nice title everywhere you go your
eyes are in motion just don't think
you're singing it too fast no I'm sorry
oh I'm sorry sale here thanks Jackie is
so lucky to happen else hell yeah you
know she used to be in show business a
long time ago we would think of her as
kind of like the Liza Minnelli a Glenn
lor
help you and Saral it's now so Jack Oh
what's the name of your band uh we named
the group after a couple of prison
guards who were nice enough to find us a
room to rehearse in oh it's sweet I call
ourselves the dirty screws well as
lovely as that name is I think you
should try to get something that's more
appropriate you know that says you're
starting over you know you're needing a
second chance
ah the second time around now this
sounds like you only do weddings dad hey
why not just second chance second chance
yeah he likes it I never lose em is one
in a million
well you got the name you got the band
all you need now is some place to say
wait a minute I think I got that you
know tonight is Emma tonight and I'll
skip a boy's house that's all right
I'll just go skipper oh they got a great
piano bar yeah the pianist chained to
the floor you know skipper Duane's is a
great place to discover new talent just
stay away from the sea bass
asked me to skip a train please you know
I can't believe you people are doing
this for me
hi skipper Snell Hoffa hi I'm calling to
give you first cr*ck at a sensational
new rock group uh-huh
well of course they have been that old
poodle ACK oh who cares they bark and
break glasses honey Ella Fitzgerald's
been doing that for years
oh you're gonna love him the name of the
group is second chance uh as a matter of
fact they do have a record
I don't believe it I really pulled it
off it's all set
Oh son yeah whole set oh sorry Cyril I
hope you didn't give him a call hey no
you're wonderful I know we're not making
any money yet but would you consider
being our manager oh please I I don't
want a job all I want you to do is go
out there tonight and k*ll him
I'm gonna go tell the guy I'll give you
a ride in the squad car okay you could
even sit up front away from the dog
he wants you to be his manager
that's silly cuz we both know you're
going back to college right now no NIF
no no I'm not going back to college
now I done my man Achilles I'm just so
sick of all the disappointments I am I
am NOT going to be a child psychologist
and I'm not going back to college you're
really serious
well I think that's so sad sad look
what's so sad about me being a personal
manager is perfect for me I mean after
all these years of running everybody's
life I'm finally gonna be paid for it
Karlsson xylophone
Keiko's ball-bouncing roofie you know
ladies and gentlemen it's always a
pleasure here on Amateur Night at
skipper Duane's house of halibut to
introduce real talent like the new da
sisters and so here they are to sing
their way into your hearts and endear
ala 'but the doo-dah sisters
- jab mine
go
yeah I know over here oh honey you
should see the crowd out there they're
terrific you're gonna be terrific gotta
give you a little nervous oh I know
crowds always make me feel nervous too
the crowds don't bother me no Cyril and
I just spent nine years in a small cell
with a large man named Bubba never in a
million years who I just saw sitting in
the audience who Gary Gary caller oh I
wonder if he's really that sweet in real
life who's Gary oh you're wonderful now
our first night you got Gary Collins to
come to the show huh he must be the best
manager in show business well some
people are born great some people become
great and some people have greatness
thrust upon them at all
well it really is Gary coughs what'd I
tell you go I was born to be a manager
come on Mel it's it's just a coincidence
that Gary Collins is here tonight get
off it
addy its feet I tell you somebody up
there loves me I am going to get second
chance
on Gary Collins our magazine you think
you can oh honey just begin then after
that I'm gonna get him with all the
network shows then the Atlantic City
Reno Las Vegas and then at the end of
the year Christmas at the white house
second chance sings silent night did I
tell you warning message is gonna cry
their eyes red White House well you wear
think now pip even seen and breaker
glass hello mister clients I am male
hopper of mill Harper personal
management London Paris New York and
Glen lon
how do you do how do you do now I've
already got personal matter
thanks anyway
put it again
gracias Pepe gracias oh now ladies and
gentlemen we have a real treat for you
because in our audience tonight is one
of America's favorite television hosts
and the man that got the last order of
sand dabs the host of our magazine mr.
Gary Collins
and all folks will take a short break so
that you can all order dessert you might
want to try our carp Suzette just for
the halibut Gary I can't tell you what
an honor it is to have you drive all the
way to Glen lon
just to eat it skipper Duane's house of
halibut well actually I was just driving
through your city and my transmission
fell out right in front of your
restaurant que sera sera
but seriously Gary not be honest how
were the sand dabs
chewy may I quote you on that I believe
I can just make this week's edition of
dining out in Glen lon well forget the
fish I wish I could look in a few
minutes you're gonna see a brand new act
called second chance and you're just
going to love them yeah that's what the
waiter said about the sand dabs
now you really are gonna like this guy
say great look I'd love to hear them but
I've got to get going I'm late waiter I
have the check please
Oh Gary listen mr. Collins please know
I'm late already I've got at least I'll
have them on just a few minute you just
please just waiting one minute please
please okay Wow second chance has got to
go on next oh I'm sorry that's
impossible the next act is sterling
silver and his musical spoons
you must be mr. sterling silver and his
musical spoons yeah hi I'm no Harper it
was wonderful
me I see you spoons for Mama sure off
you're gorgeous
oh you know you can't go on with these
gonna dig out water spots let me just
okay oh look what I did
listen I'll get somebody go on in your
place while you straighten those out
okay
please
you
what do you want to have him on your
show
have you tried booking them on Letterman
come on seriously nobody at fame the
sand dabs were better sorry
oh wait wait I know they were a little
rusted but they just got out of prison
Erik's comics mm-hmm
trying to rehabilitate themselves of the
band yeah that's interesting that's
America Gary love it or leave it
well oh come on give second chance a
second chance they won't play that same
number again Willy that song is terrible
Oh No they just did that you know we
tested the mic so see if they were on
they were oh come on now I got the car
running ally we can sneak out of here
before anybody finds out you with second
chance and you can forget this manager
nonsense oh please
Gary Collins loved them he loved them so
much he wants to sing another song in
fact he wants them on the show
what show Letterman you trying to tell
me to know more about show business Gary
Collins well I just want a chair he
loves him so much and he is thinking of
changing name again show from our
magazine - to our magazine
he's thinking of doing one hour some
from Hollywood and one hour from Glen
line he has got to be putting you on
oh yeah well he's also thinking of
giving up his personal management and
going with me he said that yeah but you
know I'm just dragging my feet cuz I eat
oh I just want to concentrate on my
musical acts right now do you love me
even though I lied
since of what are you doing I just came
back to congratulate Jack I don't know
what for song was awful it was terrible
I hated that song no don't say that now
jack is very sensitive very emotional he
was in prison for a crime of passion a
crime of passion
he k*lled the music critic or said he
didn't like one of Jack's songs channel
Jack no Jack here that was your voice I
heard I think it's time we had a little
talk isn't it Cyril ah Jack why don't
you open the door before you do
something you feel sorry for you no
third chance is a lousy name for a group
what am I talking about I don't know
what I'm talking about I just opened my
mouth of words just come out it just as
it is to you
well why don't you just open the door I
promise it's dancer Gary Collins No Oh
Oh Jack please open the door
no I can't take a chance on someone
walking in on us Jack Jack Jack listen
to me listen to me Jack listen to me
you're not listen to me are you
listening yeah okay what are you here
nothing ah hey are you here's the sound
of two hearts b*ating right let's keep
it that way
Jack stop it please
you're not listening
classy yeah I picked it up for my old
cellmate big Bubba when he said floss
you flossed you are actually flossing
yeah our cell had 32 percent fewer
cavities hey why don't you just open it
to us like you'll brush my teeth up no
okay
no yeah I can't play the guitar
what yeah I'm sorry I like the door but
I didn't want somebody to walk in when I
was confessing to you I can't play the
guitar I faked it the other guys play
the music I just move my hands of my
hips
they said how would you have to tell me
yeah
you think I'm dirt right it's just that
huh you see I thought
I thought you were gonna k*ll me yeah
yeah yeah see I thought you were gonna
k*ll me what I said I hated your song
you paid my song who say it there
you
in your brain
you
05x14 - Second Chance: Part 1
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Nell Harper is the no-nonsense housekeeper and surrogate mother for police chief Carl Kanisky's children: Samantha, Julie and Katie.
Nell Harper is the no-nonsense housekeeper and surrogate mother for police chief Carl Kanisky's children: Samantha, Julie and Katie.