01x12 - [Global Training]

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[NARRATOR] Last time

on Dragon Ball Z,

the two terrifying

Saiyan warriors

continued their

journey through space.

Every passing minute they

get closer and closer

to planet Earth!

Meanwhile, Goku is still

in the other world

jogging along

Snake Way,

in search of the

legendary King Kai.

His goal, to get some special

martial arts training

from the King,

if he can find him.

But what about

poor Gohan?

Has he been left

all alone on Earth

to become a bite-sized

snack for a hungry T-Rex?

I don't think so!

The pint-sized powerhouse

is busy training

and he's already learned his

first lesson in survival.

It's not how big you

are that matters,

it's how big you slice

your T-Rex tail steak!

Though Gohan can

hold his own,

he remains under the

watchful eye of Piccolo.

So, he's starting to

master the training.

[chuckles]

[NARRATOR]

After a hard day's training,

Gohan has decided to turn in

for some much deserved rest.

On this cool night,

underneath the starry sky,

the whole world seems

to be at peace.

But, Gohan has more than

pleasant dreams on his mind.

[chattering]

[GOHAN dreaming]

Daddy... Daddy...

Let's go... Daddy...

[GOHAN growls]

Aaahhh!

[RADITZ groans]

Run! Gohan! Go now!

Get out of here!

[GOHAN]

Daddy... No...

[birds chirp]

[GOHAN laughs]

[GOHAN] Hello mister sun!

Thanks for the beautiful day!

[laughs]

My hands are dry! Now it's

time to get something to eat!

[GOHAN laughs]

[GOKU breathes heavily]

[GOKU thinking]

I gotta be getting close

to King Kai's place by now!

Gotta find King Kai...

Gotta find King Kai...

Gotta find King Kai...

Gotta find King Kai...

Gotta find King Kai...

Gotta find King Kai...

[ROSHI] Hmm?

It seems as if Goku's

been gone

a long time,

I wonder if he's met up with

King Kai and begun training?

[TURTLE] Remember

what Baba told us,

don't let Goku come back

to life for a year,

even if we collect

all the Dragon Balls.

Yes. But a

whole year?

That's not very good for

us because by that time,

the Saiyans will

already be on Earth!

Yeah, but do you

think there's any chance

that we could protect the Earth

from the Saiyans on our own?

[ROSHI groans]

[TURTLE sighs]

[TURTLE] Oh, well it's

been nice knowing ya.

[KRILLIN] Are we

almost there, Bulma?

[BULMA] Relax, would ya?!

We're going to get there!

I promise it won't

be too much longer!

I hope not 'cause we gotta

find Tien and Chiaotzu

and climb Korin Tower!

Look, I just

want to be ready

when those

Saiyans arrive!

You're right. The fate of

the Earth is at stake.

[engine accelerates]

[CHIAOTZU] Hm?

Oh!

[TIEN grunts]

[TIEN]

Aaahhhh!

[TIEN screams]

[CHIAOTZU laughs]

[TIEN breathes heavily]

[g*nf*re]

Hey! Come on,

it's lunch time!

You better come get it while

it's hot! I don't deliver!

Let's go you two!

Get in gear!

Ooohh!

Whoa, Tien...

look!

You made all

this yourself?

[LAUNCH]

What are you crazy?

I hired a bunch of cooks

to do all the work!

These guys are the

best in the business

and they only use the

freshest ingredients...

Right?!

All this food must

have cost a lot.

Don't worry about it.

I just happened to have come

into a lot of dough lately...

Here you go, Tien.

How long are you going to

keep training for anyway?

He won't stop training until

he knows he can b*at Goku.

Yeah right...

Like that's gonna happen!

These are peaceful times.

There's no need to pump

yourself up so much

if you don't really

have to fight.

Besides you're

strong enough, Tien.

[TIEN] I'm not

strong enough.

[LAUNCH] Hm?

I know if I train hard

I will b*at Goku someday...

But this world is small

and full of many people.

Each one might

try to challenge me.

And that is why

I must train.

Hmph. Good for you, Tien.

But why don't you put

your strength to good use

and come to work with me?

You'd get rich.

Just think, with your

brawn and my brains,

we could pull off some

major bank heists.

It would be so easy,

in no time we'd be living

like royalty for sure.

'Cause money does

buy happiness!

You with me?

[CHIAOTZU] Tien, let's

eat. I'm starving!

Now that's a good boy.

You go ahead and start eating.

You gotta keep

your strength up!

[CHIAOTZU]

Thank you!

[LAUNCH] Look, Tien, robbing

banks is the way to go!

It's so exciting when

you take control.

You fire one

sh*t in the air

and everybody

scatters like mice!

So, come on...

Whatta ya say you and

I give it a sh*t?

We could be great!

Huh?

[TIEN]

Chiaotzu, let's go!

How come?

[door opens]

Doesn't he know it's an

offer he can't refuse?

Thanks for the food.

It was delicious!

[LAUNCH] Oh no! You can't

leave without your dessert!

Aaahh!

Why don't you take a

bite of this, baldy?

[CHIAOTZU yells]

[COOKS whimper]

[thinking] Goku, I hope your

training is going well...

You're going

to need it.

[GOKU breathes heavily]

Huh?

Hi! What are you doing

all the way out here?

What does it look like I'm

doing? I'm sweeping Snake Way!

King Yemma asked

me to do it

'cause he likes to keep

it nice and clean!

Hm? No kidding? I'm on my

way to King Kai's place!

What? You're running all

the way to King Kai's place?

Well for your feet's sake

I hope you brought an extra

pair of shoes with you.

Why is it a long

way away from here?

Now, that all depends on what

you consider a long way,

but from here

I would say

that you're about a

quarter of the way there!

What?! No way! I'm only a

quarter of the way there?

Boy it is

really far away.

[engine shuts off]

Hey! Do you think

you're gonna make it?

[GOKU breathes heavily]

[GOKU] Sure, I've just

got to rest a bit!

Right.

[engine turns over]

[STREET CLEANER]

Hey! If you want me to,

I can give you a ride

half of the way there.

Come on,

hop on the back!

[GOKU] Really?

All right! Hahaha!

Great! Thanks! Let's go!

Okay! Hang on!

[STREET CLEANER hums]

[snoring]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Hmph.

[loud thuds]

[T-REX roars fearfully]

[GOHAN laughs]

[TIEN] Haaaaa!

[TIEN grunts]

[CHIAOTZU] Wow.

Chiaotzu!

Mm!

It worked,

Tien!

No, it didn't. It's still

not good enough, my friend.

[PICCOLO grunts]

[grunting continues]

Uh?!

[rumbling]

That's not good!

[thinking] If I don't get

in control of my powers soon,

it could be

disastrous...

I can't afford to make anymore

mistakes like I did back there.

[loud thuds]

[T-REX groans]

[GOHAN laughs]

C'mon! Faster!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[rumbling]

[GOHAN]

Hey, that's strange.

I wonder what's going

on over there.

[rumbling]

[GOHAN yells]

[GOHAN] Uh-oh!

It's an earthquake!

[whimpers]

Oh, no!

A-Aaaaahhh!

[rumbling]

[glass shatters]

An earthquake?

This is just great!

I'm really not in the mood

for this right now!

Help! Tien!

[LAUNCH yells]

Tien!

Oh no!

[TIEN]

Come on! Let's go!

[TIEN yells]

Look out, Tien!

[COMPUTER]

Target located.

I know where

Tien is now!

Where on Earth

is that kid?

[rumbling]

Aahhh!

[PICCOLO] Hm?

[GOHAN grunts]

Yeah! Made it!

[GOHAN laughs]

Alright! Ha, ha, ha!

Whoa! That was close!

[GOHAN continues laughing]

I'm freezing...

A-A-A-A-Achoo!

[TIEN] U-Uhh...

[CHIAOTZU] Huh?

What happened?

Oh no! I must have

sneezed again!

[BULMA] Tien is somewhere

in these mountain ranges...

[KRILLIN] Heh. That figures.

It's just the kind of place

he'd want to

do his training.

[LAUNCH] Tien, I'm sorry for

all the trouble I've caused you.

I think it's time for me to go

back to the Turtle House now.

[TIEN] That's a good idea. Give

my regards to Master Roshi.

Tell him I'm

still training

and I'll come visit as

soon as I'm finished.

[LAUNCH] Okay, I will!

See you two later!

[TIEN]

Goodbye now...

[CHIAOTZU]

Take care...

[LAUNCH giggles]

Now I can finally

concentrate on my training.

You said it!

[birds chirp]

[LAUNCH]

Oh! It's so beautiful.

[giggles]

Ah... Lovely!

[giggling continues]

[wind blows]

A-Achoo!

[TIEN yells]

[g*nf*re]

[LAUNCH]

There you are!

You know I've been

looking for you!

You won't get

away from me!

[CHIAOTZU] Huh?

Now I want you two

to quit goofing around

and get over

here right now!

[engine sound]

Hey get lost!

[BULMA yells]

Launch is

sh**ting at us!

[BULMA and KRILLIN yell]

[TIEN] What?

No, that can't be...

Goku's dead?

[KRILLIN] Yeah, he's

training with King Kai

in the other world.

We don't know how

long he'll be gone,

so we'll have to prepare for

the Saiyan's arrival on our own.

[BULMA]

That's right.

And Kami is going to

help us get ready!

Kami!

I'll help if you need me!

Let's get going!

[CHIAOTZU] But Tien,

we can't leave here...

You know...

Quiet little man!

[CHIAOTZU chuckles nervously]

[chuckles]

[LAUNCH]

Oh, Tien....

Don't even think about

trying to forget me!

I'm going to follow

you wherever you go

and I don't care if you go

all the way to Kami's place!

Hm!

[thinking] All right...

I'll train as hard

as I can with Kami...

We'll defeat the Saiyans and

I'll defeat Goku as well!

[snoring] Hi ya, King Kai.

My name's Goku.

It's a real honor to meet ya.

Sorry, I'm late! Um...

Aahh!

Ouch! Boy, when you

start training

you don't mess around,

do you King Kai?

[GOKU screams]

[groans]

[GOKU]

Hey? Where am I?

I remember hitching

a ride on that truck

but how did I end up

in a place like this?

Huh?

[sniffs]

Smells good!

Well... As long

as I'm here,

I might as well get

something to eat!

I've still got a long

journey ahead of me.

Those look tasty!

[thwack]

[groans]

[NARRATOR] Goku goes off the

beaten path and gets beaten...

But by who?

And, there are more

urgent matters at hand.

The Saiyans are still

on course for Earth,

and if Goku doesn't get some

training from King Kai soon,

the planet won't have

a chance of surviving!

Don't miss the next

exciting episode

of Dragon Ball Z!